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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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Stephen with a polite reminder about polls.

Samantha Bee: “Asking” the “tough” questions: Part I and Part II.

Thom: Why won’t the media push back on liar think tanks & experts.

Jim Earl: An obituary for televangelist Jan Crouch.

The 2016 Sexist, Racist Clown Show:

Stephen with some North Korean leader nukes sarcasm.

Susie Sampson chats with a (rather deplorable) White Supremacist.

James Corden: Political monologue.

Seth Meyers: Dammit! Wells Fargo.

Samantha Bee: Outfoxed by FOX.

Thom: A post-factual world.

Hillary

Daily Show with outrage court: Patriotism vs. Protest

White House: West Wing Week.

Seth Meyers: Don’t forget to vote!

Conan with a political monologue.

Jimmy Kimmel: Drunk Rudy Giuliani.

Colbert does Trevor Noah Part I and Part II.

Thom: How Higher Education is being folded into the Libertarian movement.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

  1. 1

    Interesting how the pastor stood up for separation of church and politics. Aren’t some evangelical leaders trying to bait the IRS by doing political speeches in church?

  3. 3

    Oh here’s one for the deplorable little maxie:

    A woman had gone to the apartments looking for a man she said owed her money. She found his vehicle and destroyed the windshield and front of his car.

    The man heard his vehicle being damaged, ran to the parking lot, and pointed a gun at the woman. The woman drew her own weapon and fired at the man several times.

    http://www.federalwaymirror.co.....74521.html

    C’mon kops – why intervene? This is only how adults settled disputes in the bad old days – with guuuunns..

    Love them ‘burbs.

  4. 4

    #Crooked Hillary widens the enthusiasm gap.

    Trump walks onstage to theme of 'Les Miserables,' greets 'deplorables' at his Miami rally

    http://www.businessinsider.com.....ami-2016-9

    Romney’s comments about the 47% would have damaged him more bad Obama been less presidential about it.

    Trump is under no such restraint.

    Own goal by the smartest woman in the world.

  5. 5

    Non-deplorable ambushes shoots female Philly cop eight times, shoots second Philly cop.

  9. 9

    @5 It’s more complicated than that, boob. He also shot at a security guard in a bar, two people sitting in a car, and took a woman hostage. Which look likes (a) a terrorist attack, or (b) a nut going berserk. Let’s wait to find out who this shooter is and what his motivation was, but right now this incident doesn’t look like a purely anti-cop thing.

  10. 10

    Just when things looked grim for Hillary, the loose cannon second amendments her again. Despite the personnel changes, it doesn’t look like the Drumpf campaign has their candidate under control. That should help Hillary’s numbers going forward.

  12. 12

    I mean, c’mon, not everyone thinks racism, bigotry, Klan rallies, and lynchings are “deplorable.” A lot of people think those things are great, really miss them, and want to bring them back. Damn liberals! Can’t even burn a cross on someone’s lawn or paint swastikas on a synagogue anymore without going to jail. Shit, those liberals have screwed up EV’RYTHANG.

  15. 15

    @13 Typical Republican idiot who tries to “solve” the homeless problem by legislating them out of existence. No RV camping on streets, no living in cars, no sleeping or sitting on sidewalks, no sanctioned homeless camps; it all adds up to one thing: Pushing the homeless out of Seattle. He doesn’t care where they go, as long as they leave. Problem solved. I wonder why he forgot to throw in the clause that criminalizes feeding the homeless? Starving them out is a lot faster than waiting for sleep deprivation to take effect. Btw, if he runs them out of Seattle, won’t they go to Federal Way, his stomping ground?

  16. 16

    @13 Miloscia is running for state auditor. In his website, he boasts about his record of “helping the homeless.” Also says he was a Democrat when he served in the House, turned Republican when elected to the Senate in 2014. What happened, did he fall the Capitol steps, and hit his head? I’ve been there, that concrete is hard, definitely will make you dizzy if you make a wrong step.

  19. 19

    Fascinating to observe the world that YLB’s brain’s(?) imagination comes up with.

    Even stranger is the fact that he convinces himself that it’s real.

  23. 23

    @22

    The best insult you can come up with is saying someone’s not a man. How very Jr high of you.

    Definitely a Milo butt plug. Loves his followers on their knees.

  24. 24

    a Milo butt plug

    Read my mind! Deplorable little maxie aka milo’s butt plug..

    someone’s not a man. How very Jr high of you.

    Yep. Every freaking troll that’s trolled here has done that. And it doesn’t matter if the troll is male or female. That kind of shit is the worst form of misogyny.

    Yeah we got examples. Tons.

    It just betrays their fear and loathing of women and their fear of their own fragile status being threatened. SAD!

  28. 28

    It’s Saturday night, which means the loon is fucking goats with his doomsday death cult, getting stoked to unload another week of hate on us.

  29. 29

    It’s misogynist to point out that phrases used by a male contributor give others the sense that he is female?

    YLB, if you didn’t routinely cause men to think you are female, there would be no reason at all that they would pay any attention to what you have to say. That isn’t misogyny. It’s courting behavior.

  31. 31

    Bomb goes off in NYC. Second device found. Who did this? A chilling dimension to the war on terra!

    Interesting!

  33. 33

    New Jersey pipe bomb at 5K military race!

    Double Post on purpose. Wait for the deplorable QPPS head explosion.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    KAAAAAAAAAAAAAABLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  35. 35

    Oh no, all that Birfer BULLSHITTIUM explodes in the DUMMOCRETINS face… http://www.mediaite.com/online.....lumenthal/

    “During that meeting, Mr. Blumenthal and I met together in my office and he strongly urged me to investigate the exact place of President Obama’s birth, which he suggested was in Kenya. We assigned a reporter to go to Kenya, and that reporter determined that the allegation was false.

    “At the time of Mr. Blumenthal’s conversation with me, there had been a few news articles published in various outlets reporting on rumors about Obama’s birthplace. While Mr. Blumenthal offered no concrete proof of Obama’s Kenyan birth, I felt that, as journalists, we had a responsibility to determine whether or not those rumors were true. They were not.”

    This was known last light and the Friday Night Comedy Purveyor, Da Perfessa, chose to ignore these FACTS!

    FACTS sux when you are a DUMMOCRETIN!

    QPPS head will explode in a few minutes!

  36. 36

    Oh no, all that Birfer BULLSHITTIUM explodes in the DUMMOCRETINS face… http://www.mediaite.com/online.....lumenthal/

    “During that meeting, Mr. Blumenthal and I met together in my office and he strongly urged me to investigate the exact place of President Obama’s birth, which he suggested was in Kenya. We assigned a reporter to go to Kenya, and that reporter determined that the allegation was false.

    “At the time of Mr. Blumenthal’s conversation with me, there had been a few news articles published in various outlets reporting on rumors about Obama’s birthplace. While Mr. Blumenthal offered no concrete proof of Obama’s Kenyan birth, I felt that, as journalists, we had a responsibility to determine whether or not those rumors were true. They were not.”

    This was known last light and the Friday Night Comedy Purveyor, Da Perfessa, chose to ignore these FACTS!

    FACTS sux when you are a DUMMOCRETIN!

  40. 40

    The Remembrance Project, fully forgotten by Careless Crooked Heilary and remembered by Donald Trump!

  42. 42

    Oh my the arschloch doesn’t get it. Sid Blumenthal is Heilary’s right hand man. R senile loves Sid Blumenthal. How many concept guerilla posts did the senile moron post arschloch?

    monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch is an idiot!

  43. 43

    deplorable babbling jackass @ 40

    Each year over 3 million children are reported as victims of physical, sexual, verbal and emotional abuse, neglect, abandonment, and death – and those are only the ones that were reported! That means that close to 9 million children are abused every year!

    Assuming 9 million incidents, please tells us how many of those are committed by “legals”.

  44. 44

    Smelly arschloch… mediaite is a left wrong web site.

    Such a fool the crazed databaze arschloch is!

  45. 45

    Idiot @ 42

    You can’t prove that Hillary Clinton sanctioned whatever Sid did just like no-one is able to prove yet that Chris Christie gave the nod to Bridgegate.

    All you can do is guilt by association and that just shows you’re an asshole. Old news around here.

    And Republicans easily swallow whatever Sid supposedly served up so the thief Drumpf could grift those fools.

    Nice guy you support.

  46. 46

    Now why wasn’t this front and center on the Friday Night Comix… http://observer.com/2016/09/ex.....st-donors/

    Hillary Clinton’s campaign is stealing from her poorest supporters by purposefully and repeatedly overcharging them after they make what’s supposed to be a one-time small donation through her official campaign website, multiple sources tell the Observer.

    Why isn’t this making the national news? Because the libtard msm have their heads up Careless Crooked Heilary’s ASS! Now this paragraph is hilarious…

    The source said that pornography companies often deploy a similar arrangement pull. “We see this same scheme with a lot of seedy porn companies,” the source said. The source also notes that the dozens of phone calls his department receives daily are from people who notice the fraudulent charges on their statements. “The people who call us are just the ones who catch the fraudulent charges. I can’t imagine how many more people are getting overcharged by Hillary’s campaign and they have no idea.”

    Very funny!

  48. 48

    Douche bag arschloch… Plausible deniability you fool! No guilt by ASSociation. Careless Crooked Heilary purposely hired Sid Blumenthal over the objections of Obummer you idiot!

    Sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh! Pfffffffffffffffffft! Useless blather from the arschloch!

    What a tard!

  49. 49

    Another Puddy take down @47! Nothing it can say about mediaite!

    Sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh! Pfffffffffffffffffft! Useless blather from the arschloch!

    What a tard!

  50. 50

    Seems the crazed arschloch is abusing its children again! What does this have to do with anything about the Remembrance Project you fool?

    Nice train wreck @43. Corny as evah!

  51. 51

    Seems the crazed arschloch is abusing its children again! What does this have to do with anything about the Remembrance Project you fool?

    Nice train wreck @43. Corny as evah!

    Worth a double post!

  54. 54

    Heh. The babbling jackass is taking “legal” violence against kids to the salt mine tonight…

    Stolen lives. Wow.

    Or maybe the babbling jackass will have a vision of a mexican financed “wall” in the empty space between the ears as it pounds away in the mine tonight.

    It’d be so much cheaper if cheap labor klownservatics just hired Americans. Better relations with Mexico, etc.

  56. 56

    is taking is taking “legal” violence…

    Huh? Why are you smacking those kids around crazed databaze arschloch? Seems this gives you a hard-on.

    Why are you such a shady individual monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch?

  62. 62

    Keep screaming crazed arschloch… This is not a topic from Careless Crooked Heilary!

    Sux to be you!

  64. 64

    @23 claims observation that someone is feminine and call it JR high………

    …….
    Next sentence calls that person a butt plug…

    Czechsays self awareness points = 0

  65. 65

    Sux to be the arschloch,

    HA DUMMOCRETINS was not first! Butt you keep thinking that because Puddy PWNS you!

  68. 68

    The Moocher Class seems well represented by YLB….of course he was a Bernie supporter. The best way to secure votes from the moocher class is to offer them #freestuff.

  72. 72

    Colin Powell threw shade on Bill Clinton and his bimbo eruptions. Powell threw shade on Careless Crooked Heilary! Colin called Careless Crooked Heilary “greedy” and “not transformational” then said “everything HRC touches she kind of screws up with hubris.”

    The Friday Night Comix Purveryor skipped over that too!

  73. 73

    “New Jersey pipe bomb at 5K military race!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    KAAAAAAAAAAAAAABLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

    As though we needed it, yet more evidence that the batshit crazy loon hates America.

  74. 74

    “Idiot @ double post…”

    The loon can’t stop fist-pounding his keyboard in hate. Sad!

  77. 77

    While #Crooked Hillary tries to remain vertical this Sunday, Kaine will be on all five Sunday news shows.

  78. 78

    Trump up nearly 7 points in the LAT tracking poll.

    #CrookedHillary hemorrhaging so badly, YLB running out of tampons.

  80. 80

    “Apparently not much need for a free press, anyway”

    Let’s give Bob some credit here. I’m just glad to see one of our resident HA Trump supporters finally come around to the idea of freedom of the press, even if it is just whining about a fucking rope.

    “Donald Trump wielded an authoritarian press ban against various media outlets for more than a year”

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/.....story.html

    “Reporter arrested at Trump campaign event”

    http://thehill.com/blogs/ballo.....paign-stop

    Bans, arrests and physical attacks on the media…I’m sure it’s not a harbinger of things to come in Trump’s America. So let’s all talk about Hillary’s rope with Bob.

  83. 83

    @80 Of course, Trump’s kid talking about gas chambers* isn’t a harbinger of anything, either.

    * Wouldn’t electricity be cheaper?

  85. 85

    Had my first Uber ride ever yesterday. How slick. No wonder Goldy’s buds in their urine-smelling cars are nervous. 2015 Mazda CX-5 for four of us, less than 3 minute wait.

  86. 86

    @ 84

    We’re that true, RR, why would anyone around here object to lenders’ tactics?

    You are becoming more stupid as you age and lie.

  87. 87

    @81 This is the America you will get if Republicans run the country: Cops standing outside restroom stalls checking people’s “credentials” before they’re allowed to pee.

    Hell, don’t argue with them, just do what they say, and relieve yourself out in the hall. When ya gotta go, ya gotta go. That’s what we rabbits do. Wherever we happen to be when the need arises.

    And you stupid humans call us “feral” and “wild” …

  88. 88

    We’re that true, RR, why would anyone around here object to lenders’ tactics?

    Actually, given your miserable reading material, you’re that false, misguided, yadda, yadda.

    Guess it’s because all the policy choices we’d like to see tend to benefit all people..

    Even people who grow more ugly, mean spirited and deplorable as they approach being put out to pasture like you.

    Silly us.

  97. 97

    A young white cop pulled up and asked me politely what I was doing, saying, “We got a call saying someone was just urinating in public.”

    “I don’t know anything about that. It wasn’t me,” I responded.

    “Well, you know we have to check these things out,” he said…

    To many white voters, even the many who despise Trump and dismiss birtherism as nonsense, this issue has been little more than an unsavory campaign tactic. But to black Americans like me, it is deeply personal. It has confirmed things about the United States we had hoped were no longer true.

    Birtherism means forever being a foreigner in your own country, forever having to prove you are worthy of the air you’ve been blessed to breathe, forever having to get the approval of white men, which can be taken from you in an instant—a reality that dates back to the antebellum period—no matter what you’ve accomplished, no matter how hard you’ve worked, no matter how much you’ve complied with the demands of a world that forever sees you as suspect until proven innocent, an innocence that has to be proven again and again and again in place after place and situation beyond situation.

    http://www.politico.com/magazi.....way-214253

    Yes, fuck you very much Donald Drumpf and your birther idiot supporters..

    And their enablers – you know who you are.

  98. 98

    I said SEAHAWKS!!!!!!!!

    ……I didnt say Seabitch….so not sure why you chimed in, you sociopathic freak.

    Now go be a good wife and suck your husbands cock….them make him a sandwich

  99. 99

    Oh…..

    Not a single player from your shithole of a homeless city…

    The owner lives on Mercer Island

    Most of the crowd that attends are from the eastside or other suburbs.

    Go watch a soccer game or something, you sociopathic freak.

  100. 100

    I said SEAHAWKS!!!!!!!!

    SEATTLE SEAHAWKS
    SEATTLE MARINERS
    SEATTLE SOUNDERS…
    UW HUSKIES @ HUSKY STADIUM in SEATTLE!

    Where did little maxwipe say it went to get its spectator sports fixes? Yes, SEATTLE..

    Little maxwipe OWNED!

    Now little maxwipe can see a SEATTLE Thunderbirds game in Kent and feel at “home”.. That’s some consolation isn’t it?

  102. 102

    You really are strange little girl arent you….

    Someone who’s whole social life is wrapped up in this worthless blog page….

    Wows

    And Im a Thunderbirds season ticket holder…. hockey rulz….much too many for a tenderhanded sociopaths like you.

    Gotta go check the smoker and watch the game….

    Dont trip over any bums, needles, or bum droppings when you venture out of your house….

  103. 103

    And Im a SEATTLE Thunderbirds season ticket holder

    HAHAHAHA!! I bet you went to the Key Arena in SEATTLE and the SEATTLE Mercer arena to see them too.

    Yeah, little maxie was one of those red-faced screaming jerks wasted on beer. Your kind is too funny. The Seattle cops kept a close eye on you freaks.

    It was fun to watch the cops every time there was a fight on the ice.

  109. 109

    @106 So according to Alex Jones Drumpf was selling false information to his gullible followers for years, i.e. almost 50 percent of the Republican base.

    So much for Drumpf and the best “investigators” his money could buy. Or other’s people money I should probably say.

  111. 111

    @110 Don’t flatter yourself little maxie. Nobody cared the least about you going MIA after your gun and suburbia fetishes blew up in your stupid face over the slaughter in Newtown, CT.

    Damn! Idiots like you should be prosecuted for child abuse raising kids in places like that. (sarcasm at troll idiocy)

    Now be a good little freak and disappear again. We won’t give you a second thought let alone “miss” you.

  112. 112

    @111

    And yet here you are, stalking every post i make…..even one about the seahawks.

    You truly are a sociopath…..hiding behind a keyboard.

    ??? Newtown???? Ya, that was it. More like having a life beyond HA…..you should try it sometime, you sociopath freak. Keep playing in that imaginary world you twisted head comes up with. If your husband had any sense, he would slap the taste out of your mouth.

  113. 113

    @ 109

    Bear in mind that The Don considers Jones to be one of his most reliable and trustworthy media figures.

    Not to mention loyal supporters.

    The Fascists sure know how to pick a hero.

  114. 114

    ??? Newtown???? Ya, that was it. More like having a life beyond HA

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! After dumping over 6k spews here under 150 aliases, you claim you had a “life” to return to?

    Welcome back little maxwipe. So much for your “life”.

  116. 116

    @114 this guy makes Donald Drumpf sane and not such a bad deal after all. Maybe Don she bring him along the Campaign trail.

  119. 119

    sounds like sounds like sounds like sounds like sounds like sounds like….

    you should invest in a Bose….might clear up those “sounds”

  120. 120

    @86 “You are becoming more stupid as you age …”

    You won’t have to worry about that, because your IQ can’t go lower than the one you were born with.

  122. 122

    The babbling jackass trolls is an idiot. Here’s the truth about the origins of the birther bowel movement:

    “There has never been evidence that Clinton or her campaign started the birther rumors,” said Ben Smith, editor in chief of BuzzFeed, who as a POLITICO reporter in 2011 linked the origin of the “birther” movement to a fringe politician in Illinois. Some hardcore Clinton backers circulated the rumors in 2008, but the campaign itself steered clear.

    “As we reported, some of her supporters flirted with the idea in 2008 — but it has its origins in the fever swamps beginning in Illinois in 2004,” he said.

    http://www.politico.com/story/.....ton-228304

    Yeah I know. We all know the babbling jackass troll is a dipshit.

  124. 124

    @122,
    Even the Fuckwad troll’s own source says precisely that. But in light of the “CHROME!!!! unh, unh, unh, aaahhhhh,” double posts, he probably didn’t read that far, having to go clean himself up again.

  125. 125

    So the libtard at McClatchy News is lying about Sid Blumenthal monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch?

    Why hasn’t The Sid called the McClatchy News person a liar in public these last three days monomaniacal moronic moonbattic memoryless malodorous ABSOLUTELY clueless crazed cretin yellowishleakingbuttspigot absolutely neurotic low IQ arschloch?

    DAYUM you are a sick moronic twit! A real dumbASS! Stooooooooooooooopid as evah!

  126. 126

    And almost right on cue the returned troll posts again about being a girl and felating and manliness….

    Because of course the worst thing a person could be is a female.

    I have theories…

  127. 127

    @123

    As opposed to the cock thats shoved up yours?

    …thinking i prefer the bug….

  128. 128

    @126

    Most men dont get repeatedly mistaken for being female…..unless you are a particular poster on a particular blog….

    There is nothing at all wrong with being female….unless you are actually a male…lolz

    How thems theories working for ya?

  129. 129

    @122 Even the Rupert Murdoch Journal says you’re an idiot.. See my previous comments in this thread.

    Birtherism did NOT start with Sid Blumenthal in 2008 – it started with REPUBLICAN Andy Martin in 2004.

    What YOU are saying @ 122 is that almost half of Republicans are credulous and stupid dupes of Sid Blumenthal if they believe what they believed in 2011 when Drumpf picked his marks.

    The truth is you are the most credulous and the most stupid. We laugh at you.

  130. 130

    Useless TURD @128,

    Even CNN’s Mark Lamont Hill conceded Heilary was a birther in 2008… “This was absolutely repugnant. First of all, Donald Trump has never given a speech this short before, on any issue. He talks for hours sometimes when it’s supposed to be five minutes. he gave essentially a 30 second, perhaps, message that President Obama was born in America, period. And even then he didn’t take full responsibility for his contribution to the dialogue. I don’t disagree with him that Hillary Clinton had some soft moments of birtherism, sending out the Kenya picture, doing other things, in 2008, but Hillary Clinton has unequivocally said that Barack Obama was born here. Donald Trump pushed an agenda for years.”

    DAYUM U B a real tard dere!

  131. 131

    Consider the Fuckwads of the alt-Right fever swamps, how they babble;
    they counteth not, neither can they read.

  132. 132

    bullshitting asshole @ 130…

    ONCE AGAIN, The Rupert Murdoch journal says YOU”RE AN IDIOT..

    See my comments @91 and 92…

    “soft moments” like the “softening” you use this website to remedy on Sat nights?

    Is the idiot troll saying almost one-half of Republicans were programmed to be birthers by “soft moments”?

    You’re too fucking stupid..

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