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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

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What is populism?

Stephen: Former Daily Show correspondents dish on Jon Stewart.

Gun and Violins:

Jimmy Dore:Shrub clowns around during police memorial.

Dem Unity?

Sen. Tim Scott discusses racial profiling.

Thom: G.O.P. focuses on heat of porn instead of climate change.

Sam Seder: George W. Bush crazily dances during Dallas memorial service.

Jimmy Dore chats with Bill O’Reilly about FAUX sexual harassment.

Drumpfest 2016:

Sam Seder: Newt Gingrich calls for demented anti-Muslim policies on FAUX News to catch Trump’s attention.

White House: West Wing Week.

Mental Floss: 25 nerd facts.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

  1. 1

    Very interesting, didn’t the Indiana GOP want Pence as a running mate, to get him out of the Governors race?

  2. 2

    Trumpence. It conjures up the image of frumpy, British schoolmarm who spends her retirement wrapped in sweaters and shawls, sitting in a rocking chair in front of a smoldering fire reading Emily Bronte, because the scandals still shock her.

  7. 7

    @3 Maybe Drumpf will pull an Eagleton. And replace Pence with Gingrich. Or Carly, who’s Palin 2.0. Wouldn’t that be something.

  8. 8

    @4 Looks like the loon may have to move to Pennsylvania or Ohio to prevent Drumpf from suffering a shutout among the African-American voters there.

  9. 9

    “Trumpence. It conjures up the image of …” Mary Poppins?

    Feed the birds, Trumpense a bag. Trumpense, Trumpense, Trumpence a bag.

  10. 10

    Given a choice between Pence, Gingrich, or Christie, probably Pence damages Drumpf the least. Not that it makes any difference.

  12. 12

    Hey Partner – must be what Nazis call each other in stead of formal introduction as Vice President.

  13. 13

    Roger @11

    That image reminds me of someone using a plunger on a toilet. Appropriate for a T-P campaign, I guess.

    On a more serious note, Pence could well be a liability for Trump. There are SEC regulations that limit the amount of money that Wall Street firms can donate to the campaigns of people who have control over pension funds. Pence has supervisory control over the Indiana State employees pensions fund.

    The kicker about this is that the SEC sanctions would apply to the donor, not the donee. We’ve already seen the Trump campaigns fund-raising woes, and this only adds to them.

  18. 18

    Hallelujah! This thread is a Puddy-Free Zone.

    (So far. Enjoy it while it lasts, because it won’t last.)

  20. 20

    @19 Question: What kind(s) of government welfare are you on that allow(s) you to troll post here as much as you do?

  22. 22

    Whosdickhertz,

    Seems you libtards are wondering how? Well unlike some HA DUMMOCRETINS, Puddy not on the dole!

    Keep wondering! Puddy living free in in the mind of whosdickhertz!

  23. 23

    The loon is on his 14th consecutive day of Peak Hate. Peak Hate is now 24/7, the loon’s new “normal”.

  24. 24

    QPPS, is in the 13th month of full stooooooooooooooooooooopidity! Puddy lives free in the mind of QPPS too! Another useless tool of HA DUMMOCRETINS!

  25. 25

    Looks like two or three police officers are dead in baton Rouge. HA DUMMOCRETINS are so happy!

  26. 26

    Oh look another Sha’ria led honor killing. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/w.....ed-8437677

    Do HA DUMMOCRETINS give a rip? NOPE! HA DUMMOCRETINS jock strap Muslims and Palestinians who think women are second class citizens. Did you read the response R senile left when Puddy posted all those Clinton Charity Crime Family donations from countries that think that of women? NO? You need to read Friday morning’s open thread!

    Life has little meaning to these left wrong morons!

  27. 27

    @25 “Police received a call of ‘suspicious person walking down Airline Highway with an assault rifle,’ a source with knowledge of the investigation told CNN. When police arrived, the man opened fire.”

    At this point, news reports are very sketchy, but from this report it sounds like one of your Republican NRA-member, assault rifle-toting, open-carry, white-supremacist, citizen-militia, sovereign-citizen freaks may be involved. I don’t know, we’ll have to wait and see.

  28. 28

    @26 So now you want us to police the streets of Pakistan? When we can’t even get you locked up in an appropriate asylum? Sorry, but the world has too many problem for us to solve them all. We just have to live with some of them.

  29. 29

    Worst President Ever! More Anecdotal PROOF! FACTS!

    This is my 9th year renting the same beach house with the extended family. Seaside Oregon was filled with boarded up shops and restaurants six years ago.

    Now there is very little empty retail space in the core of downtown. This strip mall that was constructed five years ago sat empty save for the hair salon on the far right that opened two years ago. Bad timing for a developer but look at it now. The Motel across the street is back in business and now painted in lovely pastel hues. The brewery that opened two years ago has expanded their brew system to three times the original volume. (Full disclosure, the brewer used to be at the craft brewery closest to my home so I can ask him,”How’s business?” and get a straight answer without it being weird.) The brewery now employs 35 kitchen/wait/operations people. The McDonald’s is advertising hiring at 11/hr while the Oregon Minimum Wage is $9.75 indicating that they can’t compete for labor at minimum.

    The big arterial paralleling Highway 101 to the south is being repaved and getting all new wide sidewalks indicating a city with money in the budget for delayed maintenance projects.

    Yep, the country is in the toilet and we need to make it great again.

  30. 30

    Seattle Times reports a guy with Nazi tattoos has been arrested in connection with three dead bodies found in a Vancouver house. Anyone you know, Spud? Friend of yours?

  31. 31

    @29 That’s all well and good, as far as it goes, but does the white trash trailer park have a Starbucks?

  32. 32

    Baton Rouge update: Police say 3 cops and 1 suspect are dead, 3 other cops have critical injuries, and police are searching for 2 other suspects.

  33. 33

    New Update: A Baton Rouge hospital says it received 5 patients, all police officers, of whom 3 died, 1 is in critical condition, and 1 is in fair condition. The other Baton Rouge hospital says it received no patients. So, at this point, it appears there are 5 victims. Some news reports say up to 7 cops were shot.

  34. 34

    R senile @30,

    NOPE. Ask HHTL. He calls Travis a Nazi so he must know what one looks like!

  35. 35

    First of all, our thoughts and prayers go to the victims and their families and fellow officers. The vast majority of America’s police are decent people doing a professional job, and we should never allow the work they do to become tainted by the actions of a few rotten apples in uniform. Unfortunately, incidents of this nature are highly counterproductive because they make police officers everywhere more fearful of the public. This inevitably will result in more questionable police shootings of civilians and deepen the divisions between police and citizens. Which is exactly the opposite of what should happen. We need better bridges, not more barriers, between police and the communities they serve.

  36. 36

    @34 Glad to hear you’re not hanging with white supremacists. Just making a welfare check. We’re all worried about you.

  37. 37

    Keep that thought for your fellow HA DUMMOCRETINS R senile. Puddy not on welfare.

    Sux to be soooooooooooooo wrong for soooooooooooooo long!

  38. 38

    Deceased suspect in Baton Rouge described as “black male wearing body armor.” (CBS News)

  39. 39

    @37 Do you know what a “welfare check” is, stupid? (Hint: Not a piece of paper you cash at a payday lender.)

  40. 40

    @29. Thanks for that enlightening post. Now we just need to get the loon and the rest of his crazies locked up in an insane asylum.

  41. 41

    @34 I never called Boob a Nazi. I said I heard reports that he might be one. I even questioned whether he is or isn’t, because like I sai he liked gay people, blacks and Jewish people. But the people reporting that his might be on to something, I heard it in the National Enquirer. So is Boob a Nazi? I don’t know. But maybe he is. Can he be a Nazi?

  43. 43

    @21

    Oooooh! Lookee! Trump has a slim lead in a national poll!

    I’d be more excited if a candidate has an outside the magic of error lead in polls (head to head and four way R D L G) in Florida, Ohio, Michigan, Virginia, North Carolina…

    Oh wait. She does have that kind of lead in recent, read after emailgate fizzle, polls.

  44. 44

    Trump issues statement on Baton Rouge shootings:

    “We grieve for the officers killed in Baton Rouge today. How many law enforcement and people have to die because of a lack of leadership in our country? We demand law and order.”

    http://www.cbsnews.com/news/do.....and-order/

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: It’s Obama’s fault! It’s Obama’s fault! It’s Obama’s fault! Never pass up an opportunity to politicize a tragedy.

  45. 45

    @42 Yes, reports of such a nature are deeply troubling, and let’s hope and pray for Puddy’s sake they aren’t true.

  46. 46

    President Obama has issued a statement saying that while the motive behind the Baton Rouge shooting isn’t yet know, there’s no justification for attacks on police officers, and this is the work of cowards.

  47. 47

    Police are asking a prominent Republican leader to take away our rights!
    Now is the time for a few more folks to sign the petition! Don’t let Republican cowards disarm us! The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is lots, and lots, and lots more guns! More guns in more hands in more places!

  48. 48

    “Can he be a Nazi?”

    All joking aside, no, Bob is no Nazi. He may live on an island with an unfortunate history of Nazis living there, but he’s just a soon to retire, wealthy fascist doctor who likes to share his contemptuous views of blacks, Latinos, LGBT, the poor, Democrats and a rabbit, and who enjoys taunting America’s working class with the prospects of their livelihoods soon being replaced by robotics.

  49. 49

    The loon is on a real roll. Fifteen straight days in a state of Peak Hate with only a brief break last night to fuck some goats with his doomsday death cult. Given the way the loon is ramping up the hate along with his KKK-endorsed party’s convention happening in Cleveland this week, I’d put even money on our seeing a quadruple loon post before next Sunday comes.

  50. 50

    HHTL @41 farts… I never called Boob a Nazi.

    You never said this

    you are fucked up Nazi’s
    If you act like a Nazi, you are a Nazi.
    Or do Republicsns just want to be Nazis?

    Do I need to find more?

    Really HHTL? You want to recheck that statement?

    BTW the Oregon moron isn’t one to agree with anything HHTL farts unless, of course, it wants HHTL shit stains on its head too!

  51. 51

    At this point, news reports are very sketchy, but from this report it sounds like one of your Republican NRA-member, assault rifle-toting, open-carry, white-supremacist, citizen-militia, sovereign-citizen freaks may be involved.

    Once again R senile SHOULD NOT THINK ANYMORE! Senility is causing your single cell femtometer mind to miss FACTS! One of the Baton Rouge policemen killed was black. https://www.facebook.com/montrell.jackson.39 And you DUMMOCRETINS cheer this! Puddy doesn’t! Now one of the dead is a black man!

    Sad sacks of shit!

  52. 52

    And heeeeeeeeeeeeere’s you latest shooter. Motivated by what R senile? A black cop died. So his #blacklifedidntmatter?

  53. 53

    (((Goldy))) Retweeted
    George K. Howell ✔ @GeorgeHowellCNN
    UPDATE: Baton Rouge Police Department saying this shooting situation does not appear to be race related. http://cnn.it/29MC0zy

    If only wishing made it so.

  54. 54

    (((Goldy))) Retweeted
    Ricky Gervais ✔ @rickygervais
    Just think how terrible the world would be without all these millions of prayers every day.

    Or if we didn’t have people like you for comic relief when people are hurting most, and people like Goldy to amplify your message.

    Baton Rouge Police Officer Matthew Gerald’s wife, Dechia, had recently voiced concerns about her husband’s safety in Facebook posts. A few days ago, she shared a video and blurb, “I pray, may all police officers return home unharmed at the end of the day.”

    On Sunday morning, as news of the Baton Rouge shooting was breaking, she posted a news channel’s live video and wrote: “Everyone please pray!!! My husband along with others is out there.”

    Officer Gerald was one of the three law-enforcement officials who died Sunday.

    http://blogs.wsj.com/dispatch/.....tw#entry_9

  56. 56

    Black Florida Policeman and his riveting Facebook post. He used to be a former Police Officer at the Baltimore Police Department https://www.facebook.com/jay.stalien/posts/911372818974402 This will go right over the heads of HA DUMMOCRETINS. Why?

    1) Dense as spent uranium
    2) Stuck on Stooooooooooopid
    3) Don’t get it
    4) They’re DUMMOCRETINS, stoooooooooopidy abounds
    5) A black cop, must be a traitor to his race

  58. 58

    Meanwhile in Milwaukee… http://www.wisn.com/news/offic.....e/40749004

    Remember Milwaukee Wisconsin… DUMMOCRETIN Thomas Mark “Tom” Barrett runs that town. Remember all the Darryl Holman HA DUMMOCRETIN updates from the “remove the governor” activities? Apparently they don’t like their po-po 5-O there either!

  59. 59

    @51. How nice – a black guy accusing a black guy of killing a copy because of racism just because of his skin color. If any white person did that it would be unacceptable to it loon.

  60. 60

    @53 yeah Boob weren’t you wishing or praying so, that it were or was race related, like the loon!

  61. 61

    Notice how HHTL ran away from its NAZI commentary. Puddy found a lot more of your calling Travis a NAZI ya moron!

    BTW will someone translate #59? QPPS, you speak HHTL fluently! You both possess mindless neanderthal cranial orifices!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    KAAAAAAAAAAAAAABLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  62. 62

    Amazing! With the head explosion @61, the batshit crazy loon is now in his sixteenth straight day of Peak Hate.

  64. 64

    Ahhh yes Puddy has reduced QPPS to continual SPAM! The same SPAM from QPPS for 16 straight days. Over 13 months of Puddy love.

    Puddy PWNS QPPS for 13+ months straight!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    KAAAAAAAAAAAAAABLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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