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Mental Floss: 25 lost cities.

Thom: FAUX News caught lying again.

Sam Seder: Will independent redistricting efforts help Democrats?

The 2016 Clown Procession:

Minute Physics with Neil deGrasse Tyson: A brief history of everything:

Young Turks: Conservatives are turning their back on the Pope (i.e. God’s spokesperson).

Thom: Obama goes to prison.

First World hell.

Fetal Attraction:

Sam Seder: Court rules “gay conversion therapy” is fraud.

Richard Fowler: Republicans are not cured of homophobia yet.

Airway Height, Washington mayor and other racist scum:

White House: Our Blue Marble:

Cuban flag raised at U.S. State Department.

In defense of puns.

Frackin’ Fracking:

NYC investment bankers urinating in the streets.

Thom: The Good, the Bad, and the Very, Very Incrassately Ugly!

David Pakman: President Obama has been one of most effective Presidents in modern history.

José Díaz-Balart: Uber Vs taxi battle goes global.

The Politics of Persian Power:

Mental Floss: Why does your nose get runny when it is cold.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

Comments

  2. 2

    Independent redistricting alone cannot be a cure all. Ranked Choice Voting would help too. Also, there is the problem of Democratic voters concentrated in urban areas.

  3. 3

    In Airway Heights, I know of two major employers, the prison, and the Northern Quest Casino. The latter operated by the Kalispell tribe. Also nearby, Fairchild AFB, and Spokane airport.

  4. 4

    In Airway Heights, I know of two major employers, the prison, and the Northern Quest Casino. The latter operated by the Kalispell tribe. Also nearby, Fairchild AFB, and Spokane airport.

  5. 5

    I just heard a lady lawyer on Stossel’s show state that we could eliminate half of our laws and be more free and happier society.

    Wow!

  6. 6

    @5 buttttttttt there is one law that weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee can’t live without!!!!!!!

    We must create a law that says life liberty and pursuit of happiness is between one man (asshole) and one wife (cunt).

    Long live Ireland – Home of the Free and the Brave!!

  8. 8

    @2 “Also, there is the problem of Democratic voters concentrated in urban areas.”

    This is self-correcting; at the rate Republicans are going, Democratic voters soon will be concentrated everywhere.

  10. 10

    @7 He’s blathering about the propensity of conservatives to interfere in other people’s private lives.

  11. 11

    The Louisiana theater shooter was a typical rightwinger:

    “In the early ’90s, he was a regular guest on a call-in television show where he’d be the conservative Republican pitted against a Democrat to debate issues. The host, Calvin Floyd, said Houser had radical opinions that included advocating violence against abortion providers, keeping women out of the workplace and fearing a military takeover of civilian government. ‘He made a lot of wild accusations,’ said Floyd, who hosted the show on WLTZ-TV in Columbus for more than two decades.”

    http://www.cbsnews.com/news/la.....ews-on-tv/

  12. 12

    Last year, Houser was evicted from his Phenix City, Alabama home but later returned and caused some damage, including pouring concrete in plumbing pipes and tampering with a gas line, said Russell County Sheriff Heath Taylor. Norman Bone, 77, had bought the house out of foreclosure for his daughter, Beth Bone. Houser, angry he was being evicted, left it behind completely uninhabitable, they told the Columbus Ledger-Enquirer newspaper. Blankets were torn, with feathers scattered all over the home; human waste was left in buckets; cut-up goldfish were strewn about the pool and the house. Even the fuse box was cemented shut.”

    B-b-b-u-t …

    ” … investigators have revealed Houser LEGALLY PURCHASED THE HANDGUN used in the movie theater shooting … ”

    http://www.cbsnews.com/news/la.....ews-on-tv/

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: Sounds like there’s still some work to do on Alabama’s gun access laws …

  15. 15

    Should a building inspector be forced to issue a building permit or a certificate of occupancy (CO) for a casino or other building that may be conflict with his or her religious beliefs?

    What next?

  17. 17

    @7. You seem to have a problem with laws, except the ones you like regardless of how unconstitutional they are or contravesial to someone’ civil liberties other than h
    Yours, then you kind of keep quite and bury your head in the sand.

    Long live Iteland. That pisses you off, doesn’t it.

  18. 18

    @5 I could ask you the same question – what are you blathering about?

    Maybe you need to clarify but it sounds to me like you don’t like a lot of laws and think there should be less laws. In line with less government is good and big government is bad – so abolish it all together.

    You, or this, kind of reminds me of the mentality of someone I know. I’ve bought a beer or two for him, as he has done for me, but I’ll call him an acquaintance and not a friend, because I’m not to sure I’d ever invite him to my home for a beer, nor would go to his.

    This guy is a big time Republican, you can check off all the traits of a Republican – I don’t think I need to list them, we all know what they are, as proven by all the trolls here on this blog.

    But anyways, his biggest complaint was seat belt laws and helmet laws. He felt that they constrained his Freedom. And he always had to link the laws with liberals.

    Now regardless who you want to blame for those laws, I don’t care. But I’ve done research and such laws have been pushed by Republicans too. I’ve also read that they were the alternative that Republicans could support in protest of requiring air bags in cars. But anyways…..

    like many Republicans he bitches and complains about seat belt laws and helmet laws but he isn’t bothered by creating laws that ban same sex marriage or these religious freedom laws. Complete fucking hypocrisy due to even suggesting passing a law, and of all things one that really deals with someones personal freedom.

    But go on, be the jackASS that complains about too many laws.

    Maybe you can tell me the thought process, or the rationale, of the real life individual that I speak of here in the context of what I wrote – I’m sure you got one hell of a great explanation – probably good enough to publish in the wall street journal or the ny times.

    WOW!

  19. 19

    @10 Thanks Roger. Thank you for your service to this Country. You seem like someone who risked your life for other individuals’ personal freedoms, not just your own personal freedom.

  21. 21

    @14 it’s the beginning of the American Nazi movement.

    Every decade is know for something. The 21st Century will be known as the beginning of the American Nazi movement.

  22. 22

    @18 “it sounds to me like you don’t like a lot of laws and think there should be less laws”

    The thing is, we have all those laws — millions of them — because someone thought they were necessary. And that was because someone’s behavior infringed on someone else’s well-being, peace, and/or safety.

  23. 23

    @19 It’s complicated, but that’s not far off the mark. Soldiers risk all for their buddies, not for abstractions like “God and country.” When our government needed cannon fodder for Vietnam they scooped up the poor kids from ghettos, farms, small towns, and factories, while those from families of means were let off the hook with college deferments. This is why Vietnam came to be known as “America’s working class war” — and it very definitely and overtly was a class and race thing as to who went and who didn’t. Well, it turned out those Vietnam grunts were the best people of my generation. I was in college when the first ones began returning from the battlefields and starting going to school on their GI Bill benefits, and meeting them, I realized that I would be diminished if I didn’t serve with them, so I volunteered and became one of them. If I could go back in a time machine and change history, I would make it so the war never happened and none of them died. But history having played out the way it did, I now look back on it and tell myself that when I was young I walked among giants, and how many people get to do that sometime in their lives?

  24. 24

    8)Eventually, the GOP might support proportional representation. A form of it once got Republicans elected in Chicago, for representatives going to Springfield, and Democrats elected Downstate. Fairvote has been willing to combine independent redistricting with their prefered reform. Especially with the type they propose, there will still be districts, just multi-member ones.
    http://www.fairvote.org/resear.....hats-next/

  25. 25

    Buttbuster @17,

    Pretty sure Jack is one of yours. Don’t you pay attention to anything at any time on any day?

  27. 27

    Fox So-Called News Caught Lying Big Time – per Thom Fartmann

    And Thom Fartmann’s ratings are what again? Oh yeah you are another fourth tier tidy bowl dweller.

    Didn’t the moronic twit Thom Fartmann compare the GOP to Boko Haram? Didn’t Da Perfessa gleefully post that moronic BULLSHITTIUM last year? BTW did Thom Fartmann ever serve in the military? NOPE!

  28. 28

    Validated you are exhibiting early onset dementia! You can’t remember what you post from earlier in the day early onset senile schismatic IDIOT Wabbit!

  30. 30

    Like Aaron Rey Ybarra was your typical crazed left wrong shooter
    early onset senile schismatic IDIOT Wabbit@11?

    Forgot about him eh early onset senile schismatic IDIOT Wabbit@11?

  32. 32

    The Thom Fartmann website… © 2015 Mythical Intelligence. Yes,
    Fartmann is full of myths and folk tales! That’s why Da Perfessa loves his Fartmann!

  33. 33

    Oh no, the clueless monomaniacal yellowishleakingbuttspigot arschloch is back looking for readers at its failed blog of hijacked Goldy information!

    Puddy PWNS this moron lock stock and barrel!

  34. 34

    Colin Cowherd made stupid comments even the libtards at ESPN could not jock strap,.. http://deadspin.com/colin-cowh.....1719982918

    Butt when

    Colin Cowherd mocked “conservative” Texans for being “hypocrites” for supporting Johnny Manziel on Wednesday morning’s episode of “The Herd” on ESPN Radio.

    nary a peep from the same ESPN peeps!

  36. 36

    Young Jerks: Yeah Truth Was Exposed—Planned Parenthood sting video released by complete truth tellers…

    Since the whole video was released, PP has had multiple mea culpas! The Young Jerks are just “products of conception.”…

    KAAAAAAAAAAAAABLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  37. 37

    The Washington State Ferry MV HIYU was pulled out of stand-by last week, when the MV Puyallup broke down, forcing a vessel switcheroo, temporarily increasing Edmonds-Kingston to three boats, as a Jumbo MkI had to be moved south to Bainbridge. The Evergreen State was taken out of retirement, with one of it’s sisters on the Kingston run, the Hiyu provided surge capacity on the Vashon Triangle. The Hiyu was the smallest boat in the fleet, and functionality obsolete for the last 20 years. Last week was the Hiyu’ s last run. It is due to be retired, and it is not even 50.
    http://www.king5.com/story/new...../30550971/

  39. 39

    @27 Since when are ratings an arbiter of truth or falsity? Have you forgotten when Hitler’s rants were the most popular show in Germany?

  41. 41

    @40, SENILE RANTS OF COURSE!

    Bring up a left wrong based shooter and the early onset senile schismatic IDIOT Wabbit head explodes…

    KAAAAAAAAAAAAABLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  42. 42

    The clueless monomaniacal yellowishleakingbuttspigot arschloch truly’s “blog” is youtube?

    Train wreck of clueless monomaniacal yellowishleakingbuttspigot arschloch! Where in post #33 did Puddy mention youtube?

    NO WHERE! Sux to be the clueless monomaniacal yellowishleakingbuttspigot arschloch!

  43. 43

    Have you forgotten when Hitler’s rants were the most popular show in Germany?

    Never paid attention to Hitler’s rants. Apparently they are cataloged for your viewing pleasure early onset senile schismatic IDIOT Wabbit! Seems many HA DUMMOCRETINS here have a hard-on for Hitler and Nazis since y’all elevate them to stratospheric status!

  44. 44

    Wow this “conference” met starting on July 22 and it was never mentioned on the Friday Night Comix… http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=6693

    Emphasizing the importance of Millennial voters in upcoming elections, progressive activists spoke to a nearly empty auditorium at the College Democrats of America annual conference on Friday.

    Despite offering a full day of activities, speakers like Julian Castro, and campaigning advice from top political operatives, the College Democrats of America were barely able to fill the first couple rows with young attendees.

    PuddyCommentary: Soooooooooooo, this wonderful conference could barely fill the first two rows of seats with rabid left wrong DUMMOCRETINS? The panel wants crazed DUMMOCRETINS to persuade normal thinking Americans to begin supporting the objectives of the crazed DUMMOCRETIN Party. bleeeeech! Barf! Pffffffffffft! Things like sanctuary cities? Calling illegal aliens undocumented whatev’s?

    No wonder there were empty seats in the auditorium! The good old left wrong libtard indoctrination BULLSHITTIUM shoveling mills called college and universities; where libtard left wrong professors pollute their minds, and we the parents have to work overtime to purge that BULLSHITTIUM out again! So glad Puddy didn’t send #2 son to Evergreen State College on scholarship and instead ate the tuition costs and sent him elsewhere! http://blog.seattlepi.com/seat.....-geoducks/

  46. 46

    “Seems many HA DUMMOCRETINS here have a hard-on for Hitler and Nazis since y’all elevate them to stratospheric status!”

    Such horseshit. The KKK, neo-Nazis and Republicans – all kindred spirits of the batshit crazy loon, all of them racists, all them rallying for their beloved symbol of hate, the Stars and Bars.

    “Scenes From The KKK Confederate Flag Rally In South Carolina”

    “members of the Loyal White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan gathered outside the capital, according to the State. Accompanied by other sympathizers including the Detroit-based neo-Nazi Socialist Movement, they “waved Confederate flags, banners with swastikas and shouted ‘white power,’ hurling racist comments at angry counter-protesters who shouted back.”

    http://thinkprogress.org/justi.....rate-flag/

    It’s not liberals who defend the symbol of hate which inspired the murder of nine blacks in a church. It’s not liberals calling for the murder of millions of liberals. The anti-feminist, liberal-hating TeaBircher who murdered those attending a feminist-themed movie was no liberal. No, these are the kindred spirits of the batshit crazy loon who do such horrific things.

  48. 48

    In Minnesota, the movement for Ranked Choice Voting seems to be headed for another city. They already have Minneapolis and St. Paul, but would be great to have a success in a city outside of the Twin Cities Metro area. Duluth might be that city. I thought momentum would stall after last year, when Governor Dayton was re-elected with a majority. The Independence Party candidate failed to clear 5%, in any statewide race, and lost it’s major party status.

    http://fairvotemn.org/node/2464

  49. 49

    was no liberal.

    Never said he was. Butt the SPU shooter…

  50. 50

    I was watching the video in the King 5 news story of what may be the last operational sailing of the MV HIYU, and it was interesting. One of the Vashon commuters that day was shocked it was the last, she rode it when it was new. Also, this boat was the subject of a “Waste on the Water” expose by the same station. Mainly about keeping a boat on standby that was rarely used. Since the Evergreen State was “retired”, it turned out to be a better backup than the HIYU. Except for the Keystone run, standardizing around the size of a Olympic or Jumbo class makes better sense, although the Kwa-di-tabil class also fits in Pt. Defiance-Tahlequah, which just happens to be the run the HIYU was built specifically for.

  51. 51

    “In the first national telephone poll since Donald Trump earned rebukes from Republican leaders over his comments about Senator John McCain’s military service, the real estate mogul has increased his support among GOP voters and now stands atop the race for the party’s nomination.”

    http://www.cnn.com/2015/07/26/.....index.html

    BWAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAAA!!! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR!

    The GOP’s smackdown of Trump isn’t working! With every passing day, it looks more like he’ll be their nominee, whether they like it or not! Fun! fun! fun! More popcorn, please!

  52. 52

    @49 “Butt the SPU shooter…”

    Got proof? (Now wait for a puff of squid ink)

  54. 54

    SPU shooter proof already given early onset senile schismatic IDIOT Wabbit! Grow a pair of brass marbuls and requests a crazed databaze visit! Since it was local we learned all about the family. Father, mother, and brother were a strange bunch in MLT.
    Butt being the senile old piker you are, this was forgotten like most FACTS that you hate!

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