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by Carl Ballard — Friday, 5/16/25, 8:08 am

– They really ought to resolve Tent City.. what a pain for the people who can least afford it.

– We’ll see the first wildfire season where the Federal government doesn’t care at all. But not the last.

– United Healthcare seems pretty bad.

– Anyway, please call your legislator or member of Congress today.

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  1. 1

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 8:56 am

    Time to rip off the Band-Aid, libbies.

    The Biden question hanging over the 2028 field
    Some Democrats argue their leaders aren’t owning up to the truth about Biden — and risk keeping the issue alive indefinitely.

    That means admitting that it wasn’t Biden calling the shots in the White House, and honestly telling the world who was.

    Spoiler: We’ve already had a woman president.

  2. 2

    G spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 9:30 am

    Spoiler: We’ve already had a woman president.

    You must be referring to Diaper Don the Con.

  3. 3

    8647 spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 9:33 am

    Hi!

  4. 4

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 10:47 am

    This is what happens when a non-coding Space Karen raised and bred on apartheid mythology and nurtured on the grievances of white supremacist Afrikaners fucks around with hard coding instructions to a poorly made large language model chat bot that mostly consists of stolen technology stitched together by DOGE propeller heads:

    https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2025/05/elon-musk-grok-white-genocide/682817/

    To be clear, GROK is trash and always will be. Even without the interventions that are being imposed by the Nazi-saluting CEO it performs very poorly, engaging in frequent halucinations, slow and inefficient data sorting, and a wildly high rate of false claims. Using it to power a social media platform is bad enough. Imagine relying on this trash to interpret real time image data to avoid running down toddlers using crosswalks.

    How much would you like to bet that the first person killed by a Robotaxi in Austin will be non-white?

  5. 5

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 11:04 am

    That fat fuck who bulled (fat cowed?) her way through federal agents and local LE outside that ICE facility in Newark over the weekend will get to explain why she slapped a LEO, put her hands on another LEO while screaming that she will touch any motherfucker she wants to, and then screamed, “How dare you speak to a congresswoman that way!”

    McIver set to be charged over Delaney Hall incident

    The Justice Department plans to bring charges against Rep. LaMonica McIver (D-Newark) following a scuffle with federal immigration agents last week at Newark’s Delaney Hall detention center, three sources speaking on the condition of anonymity confirmed to the New Jersey Globe.

    There’s also new video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYF0wTbG9Ug At 51 seconds you see her shoving one LE and at 54 seconds you see her raising her arm and striking another one.

    Fat thug fuck.

  6. 6

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 11:16 am

    Some good economic newsif to take you into the weekend:

    (((Harry Enten)))
    @ForecasterEnten

    Time for a reality check… I think some folks thought Trump’s approval rating would keep falling, but it’s rising.

    Ipsos has his net approval going from -8 pts to -1 pt with voters. Aggregate has him up higher than late April too & much higher than at this point in term 1.

    6:04 AM · May 16, 2025

    Where’s the economic news, you ask? Well, you’ll have to do something Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit never does, which is read/watch to the end.

  7. 7

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 11:21 am

    Say, why aren’t you libbies still chatting up the Qatari plane gift lie?

    Insurrection Barbie
    @DefiyantlyFree
    ·
    So let me get this straight the plane that was a gift from Qatar was actually a conversation that was started a year ago by the Biden administration with the Qataris? You literally can’t make this stuff up.

    12:31 PM · May 15, 2025

    This week we learn that while Biden was negotiating with the Qataris for a new AF1, his staff was negotiating sticking Biden in a wheelchair and blaming his physical collapse on Rethuglicans.

  8. 8

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 11:25 am

    @ 4

    How much would you like to bet that the first person killed by a Robotaxi in Austin will be non-white?

    I think it will be Rachel Corrie.

  9. 9

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 11:32 am

    Because women like Welfare Queen YLB need an excuse to whine about everything.

    Scientists don’t actually know why period cramps hurt

    So for context, I get severe period cramps. I have since I was 14. For the last year, I’ve been making the podcast CRAMPED, where I tried to find answers to what I think are very basic questions about my body and my cramps. After all, 90% of menstruating people experience period pain.

    Ah. I see the problem. “Scientists” don’t know why men who claim to be women experience period pain. The answer is simple. Their claim to experience period pain is as bullshit as the claim to identify as a woman.

  10. 10

    Dumbfuck goes Lionel Hutz again spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 11:35 am

    @5

    Show us the probable cause to deny her entry….after identifying as a Congressperson at a federal (read Congressional managed) facility.

    I know you like to play legal expert but what happens to evidence collected after an illegal stop or warrantless search?

  11. 11

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 11:40 am

    @ 10

    They won’t be charging her for trespassing.

    They’ll be charging her for interfering with an arrest. Think obstruction. Think battery.

  12. 12

    Dumbfuck saw it on the interwebs so spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 11:52 am

    @7

    Rando twatter again?

    “President Biden, we’d like to give you this plane.”

    “We’re getting one from Boeing.”

    ‘But it’s very niiice’

    ‘No thank you.’*

    * Also a thing that never actually happened.

  13. 13

    Donnie Ain’t No Rocket Surgeon spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 12:30 pm

    @12

    Speaking of….

    No one knows more about aerospace engineering than me.

    I’m not a yuge believer in stealth cuz stealth is basically a lot of it is designed into shape you know I’m sure you maybe think but also if if if if that’s the case they’re gonna figure it out pretty fast I think so you gotta uh going to design an ugly plane for stealth reasons, and then six months later They’re gonna figure it out and then you’re stuck with a plane now.”

    I am also proposing the F55 which will be a new F35 with two engines because two engines are better. It makes it faster. The program exists fir real, but I’m making the F35 into the F55. Al

    so we delivered 35s and F2’s to Norway.

    (editors note the F52 is not a thing it doesn’t exist Norway did however agree to purchase 52 F35s) Lockheed recently delivered the 52nd fighter and completed the order. The purchase was approved in 2009 with the first delivered in 2015.

  14. 14

    MAGA Mike Johnson (R), Vacation spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 1:32 pm

    I failed again.

    Everyone go on recess.

    But don’t hold any townhalls.

  15. 15

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 1:34 pm

    Elon Musk failed so badly that TSLA shares closed above $350 today.

  16. 16

    G spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 1:39 pm

    Anyone else notice that Bob copies other people.

    The use of Fat Hitler now Bob uses the word Fat.

    I found that he does that with other words too. He plagiarizes.

    He is a petty little child. I swear he has a binky by the side of his keyboard.

  17. 17

    G spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 1:41 pm

    @15 it’s like Bubble Gum. Wait till it pops.

    You are really itching to put on that cheerleader’s dress and start shaking them pom poms, you little disgruntled whiny fuck.

  18. 18

    G spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 1:42 pm

    @13

    And to think he’s not even senile yet. This should really be fun.

    He’s a Fake President. He’s not even good at grabbing pussy.

  19. 19

    G spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 1:48 pm

    The reality of the economy.

    https://www.bangkokpost.com/business/general/3026845/consumer-confidence-drops-for-third-month-in-a-row

    and this

    https://apnews.com/article/un-global-economic-forecast-us-tariffs-volatile-1ef8f21ef8b37417d1b4a0261158e682

    and this

    https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/16/business/trade-deals-trump

  20. 20

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 1:59 pm

    The MAGA GOP continue to hold the United States Constitution and the authority of law in abeyance out of abject fealty to an authoritarian dictator:

    https://www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/24pdf/24a1007_g2bh.pdf

    The Republican Party wipes its collective ass with the United States Constitution and your nearest Crazy Uncle Liberty propagandist invites you to debate whether a member of Congress can be violently arrested in a public place for attempting to engage in her Constitutionally authorized oversight functions.

    Lawlessness is lawlessness. When the government suspends the law from applying to itself, then it has no valid authority to apply the law to the rest of us. And police officers employed to violently prevent the law from being followed and to protect the law breakers can’t cry like pitiful bitches when the law isn’t effective at protecting them. Sow violent lawlessness and reap violent reactions.

  21. 21

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 2:23 pm

    That fat fuck who bulled (fat cowed?)

    Fat thug fuck.

    The people who spend nearly all of their free time complaining about too much “identity” in politics just can’t help making it all about identity.

    Couldn’t you just feel how much he wanted to drop the “hard R”?
    It’s the HA comment equivalent of a “Roman” salute delivered while kneeling on a windpipe.

  22. 22

    G spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 2:46 pm

    The hypocrisy of “Don’t Tread on Me”

  23. 23

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 2:51 pm

    @22,

    Republicans: “Tread on me harder, Daddy”

    Except that in the case of the Nazi Fucktard he has to blink it out in Morse code.

    Because of the ball gag.

  24. 24

    Sad Donnie spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 3:23 pm

    Yessir I got my finger on the pulse.

    She doesn’t have to travel on a shit force One plane.

    Donald J. Trump
    @realDonaldTrump
    Has anyone noticed that, since I said “I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT,” she’s no longer “HOT?”

  25. 25

    Constitution Schmonstitution spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 3:30 pm

    How DARE they!

    Donald J. Trump
    @realDonald Trump

    THE SUPREME COURT WON’T ALLOW US TO GET CRIMINALS OUT OF OUR COUNTRY!
    158 ReTruths
    366 Likes

  26. 26

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 3:40 pm

    @5 It looks to me like LE was doing a lot of shoving, and at 0:54, I see a guy in what looks like a police jacket throwing a punch at the woman dressed in red, and she’s definitely getting grabbed, shoved, and manhandled at the end of the video. So what’s your point?

    Meanwhile, ICE lied to a judge to get a warrant to search a Columbia University dormitory for two students they wanted to arrest for criticizing Israel.

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/may/16/ice-warrant-false-pretenses-columbia-students

    In one of those cases, the judge ruled there was no evidence the student did anything other than participate in constitutionally protected activities.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/columbia-protester-yunseo-chung-sues-trump-administration-prevent-depo-rcna197927

    In the other case, the student says she wasn’t involved in anti-Israel protests at all.

    https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/ranjani-srinivasan-columbia-university-student-1.7488104

    #shootfirstaimlater

  27. 27

    Donnie Cognitive Test spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 3:42 pm

    Do go on about Biden

    Trump on India-Pakistan

    “Everyone was stronger, stronger– to a point where the next one was gonna be you know what. The n word. You know what the n word is, right? It’s the n word. That’s very nasty word, right? In a lot of ways. The n word used in a nuclear sense.”

  28. 28

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 3:49 pm

    @11 Think self-defense when some guy not wearing a police badge is striking you with his fist.

  29. 29

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 3:51 pm

    It turns out “86” is ambiguous and only Republicans use it to mean what they claim it means.

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/may/16/8647-meaning-james-comey-instagram-trump

    Good luck with that in a motion to dismiss frivolous criminal charges and the civil lawsuit for malicious prosecution damages that follows.

  30. 30

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 3:55 pm

    As “dried out prunes” go, Springsteen is in much better shape than the Mar-o-Lago Pumpkin.

    https://www.theguardian.com/music/2025/may/16/donald-trump-attacks-bruce-springsteen

  31. 31

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 3:55 pm

    As “dried out prunes” go, Springsteen is in much better shape than the Mar-o-Lago Pumpkin.

    https://www.theguardian.com/music/2025/may/16/donald-trump-attacks-bruce-springsteen

  32. 32

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 4:01 pm

    Trump regime officials now see immigrants as reality show contestants who will compete in clam digging and whitewater rafting contests, with citizenship as the prize.

    https://thehill.com/policy/national-security/5303753-dhs-reality-tv-show-immigrants-us-citizenship-kristi-noem-southern-border/

  33. 33

    President Jill Biden spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 4:06 pm

    Axios gets hold of 2023 Biden interviews that the White House tried to hide….

    Oh man – Biden is barely coherent – and this is a year before the election,

    He musta had a really bad cold and jetlag….right?

  34. 34

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 4:11 pm

    @15 In case you haven’t noticed, the entire market is up. Year to date, Tesla is -13.3%, the 400 shares of Nvidia I bought a few weeks ago are +12.4%, and overall my stocks are +4.8% this year.

  35. 35

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 4:38 pm

    CNN reports James Comey is “being interviewed by the Secret Service,” which is fine, the Secret Service routinely contacts individuals who make threatening-appearing remarks about the Service’s protectees.

    These investigations very occasionally lead to criminal prosecutions in cases of blatant threats to kill someone. But in most cases, the Service determines the interviewee isn’t a threat, and that’s the end of the matter.

    Needless to say, that will be the disposition in this case. Comey will deny he intended violence against Trump; he will tell the agents he’s against political violence.

    PolitiFact says FBI agents “do not recall the term being used to mean an incitement of violence.”

    The Merriam-Webster Dictionary “defines the term as to ‘refuse to serve (a customer)’, or to ‘get rid of’ or ‘throw out’ someone or something.” The Oxford English Dictionary says it’s “an expression indicating that the supply of an item is exhausted, or that … a customer to be refused service,” or “to eject or debar (a person) from premises; to reject or abandon”.

    In February 2024, Rep. Matt Gaetz, posted on Twitter, “We’ve now 86’d: McCarthy, McDaniel, McConnell. Better days are ahead for the Republican Party,” in a clear use of the common understanding of the term to mean “eject” or “get rid of.”

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/86_(term)

    The term has been around since the 1920s, and that’s how it’s almost always used by nearly all people using it. The MAGAsphere’s lame attempt to put threatening words in Comey’s mouth is creative indeed, and nothing will come of the Secret Service’s routine inquiry.

  36. 36

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 4:45 pm

    @25 The blathering by Trump, Miller, Bondi, Noem, et al., does raise a serious issue, to wit, the Executive Branch simply lacks power to designate anyone as a criminal. They can’t point their index finger at someone and say, “He’s a criminal.” That has no legal effect whatsoever. In all cases, without exception, criminality has to be adjudicated in the Judicial Branch; and I expect these constitutionally-illiterate morons will get put in their place by the courts every single time this comes up, either directly or in the context of other litigation.

  37. 37

    No one’s Buying a Tesla anymore spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 4:51 pm

    Remember when Dumbfuck made fun of electric cars and solar….

    But then Elon offered up the dick.

    BREAKING: Jacksonville Airport is on fucking fire.

    The parking garage is engulfed in flames and sources are pointing at a Tesla explosion as the ignition point.

  38. 38

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 6:06 pm

    28,
    The class C felony requires proving intent and serious bodily harm.

    Moreover, a House member discharging their lawful duties of oversight at a federal facility is entitled to a presumption of immunity at least to the extent that they are exercising any of those duties.
    So the government will have to show that whatever contact occurred between the House member and the ICE Fat Ass anthropomorphic turds was initiated by the House member, with specific criminal intent, was outside of the House member’s authorities to conduct oversight or any other Constitutional authority afforded to an elected member of Congress, and directly produced some serious bodily harm.

    Otherwise the best they can make would be a class A misdemeanor. And for that they still have to overcome Congressional immunities and prove intent.

  39. 39

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 6:25 pm

    In today’s political news, “The United States just lost its last perfect credit rating,” on the Republican Party’s watch.

    https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/16/business/moody-us-credit

  40. 40

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 6:28 pm

    Random thought of the day: The GOP is a criminal organization.

  41. 41

    lmao spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 6:30 pm

    magats wore it loud and proud:

    https://www.amazon.com/AV-Political-Sticker-Stickers-President/dp/B09MSLGLG3

    tshirts, decals..

  42. 42

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Friday, 5/16/25 at 6:54 pm

    Road raging police chief pulls gun on motorcyclist, assaults him and threatens to kill him, then files false police report claiming the victim “resisted arrest.” Unfortunately for the police chief, the alley where the incident occurred had a security camera.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkDlkHyx9uc

    Roger Rabbit Commentary: Because the police chief was in civilian clothes, driving an unmarked car, wasn’t wearing a badge, and didn’t identify himself as a police officer, the victim would’ve been legally justified to defend himself with lethal force. But luckily for the police chief, the victim wasn’t armed, and isn’t impulsive like the chief.

    Although the frame-up charges against the motorcyclist have been dropped by the D.A., this isn’t over yet. The chief has been placed on administrative leave, and I assume will be fired. The victim has an attorney, and I assume will sue his attacker and the township.

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