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Freep this poll

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It’s bullshit of course, but the Seattle Times has an online poll in WA-08, and from the current lopsided results it is clear that the other side is freeping it, so why not have a crack at that ourselves?  Surely there are enough readers here at HA to push the numbers the other way?

Comments

  1. 1

    Go ahead and freep the poll.
      
    Democrats have been doing that stuff for years.
      
    And then are surprised when their candidate loses after doing so well in the polls.
      
    Just like-
      

    Why Bush Is Toast
    The numbers are moving toward Gore because fundamental dynamics tilt the election in his favor. The only question has been how far those dynamics would carry him. Now that he has passed Bush, the race is over.

      
    The race is over… Clueless democrats.

  2. 2

    Marvin,

    The meds. Get them adjusted. Dude you are in serious danger of a total freakout/meltdown.

    Of course that SOP for you.

  3. 3

    2. My Left Foot spews:
    Marvin,
    The meds. Get them adjusted. Dude you are in serious danger of a total freakout/meltdown.

      
    Great reply.
      
    Thanks for proving my point.

  5. 5

    @2 Marvin completely lost it about five weeks ago and has had at least two major relapses since then. In other troll mental health news, both the Pudzoid and Mr. Cynical are in a fragile state these days. It seems unlikely that either one of them will make it to November. Darn! I don’t know how Pudz does it. At this point, the Pudz has more sockpuppets than he does brain cells. Amazing.

  6. 6

    Marvin,

    The polls are clear, the positive numbers for your “candidate” are dropping like a wise guy with cement shoes in the Hudson River, while the negative numbers are rising faster than your dick at the sight of Sarah Palin.

    Enjoy the next four years. Your “brand” is dead.

    And the meds, Marvin I am not kidding, get them checked asshole.

  7. 7

    I think someone had better start writing the McCain/Palin eulogy:
    (CNN) – No, hell has not frozen over, but a Buckley is backing a Democrat for president.
    Christopher Buckley, the son of the late conservative icon William F. Buckley, said Friday he’s decided to back Barack Obama’s White House bid, the first time in his life he will vote Democrat. “It’s a good thing my dear old mum and pup [sic] are no longer alive. They’d cut off my allowance,” Buckley, a columnist for the conservative National Review, wrote on the Web site The Daily Beast Friday.

  12. 12

    Another great Non-sequitur cartoon yesterday:Non-Sequitur 12OCT2008

    In the meantime, West Virginia (yes, WEST VIRGINIA) has been moved by analysts from “McCain” to “leaning McCain”, and moving rapidly toward “undedided”.

    If McCain can’t carry the state of West Virginia without pouring resources into it, what hope does he have?????

  13. 13

    6. My Left Foot spews:
    And the meds, Marvin I am not kidding, get them checked asshole.

      
    Yet another example of the hate from the left.
      
    Good job proving my point again.

  14. 14

    5. Steve spews:
    @2 Marvin completely lost it about five weeks ago

      
    What, no goat sex stories?
      
    You better stick with what you know best, your unfounded assumption I lost it 5 weeks ago is proof that without goat sex you’re just another clueless bibigoober.

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    8. headless lucy spews:
    re 1: Gore did win. Idiot.

      
    Of course you would say that, gore is white. And we all know how you feel about black people.
      
    But…
      
    A little something from the liberal new york times-
      

    Contrary to what many partisans of former Vice President Al Gore have charged, the United States Supreme Court did not award an election to Mr. Bush that otherwise would have been won by Mr. Gore.

      
    Please try and keep up to date. By the way, the author was white so you can believe him.

  16. 16

    The (un)SPers are freepin’ this one hard.

    Step it up folks. And don’t pay attention to that worthless troll who is going to be so defeated this November.

  17. 17

    Gee Marvin – I know you are allergic to the facts but Wikipedia summarizes it nicely. And Gore also won the popular vote that is measured by the polls:

    The media reported the results of the study during the week after November 12, 2001. The results of the study showed that had the limited county by county recounts requested by the Gore team been completed, Bush would still have been the winner of the election. The recount also showed that had there been a full statewide recount of all counties, Al Gore would have received more votes than Bush. However, neither campaign requested such a total statewide recount, and it was never formally carried out.

    The media recount study found that under the system of limited recounts in selected counties as was requested by the Gore campaign, the only way that Gore would have won was by using counting methods that were never requested by any party, including “overvotes” — ballots containing more than one vote for an office. While some of these ballots recorded votes for two separate candidates, a significant number (20% in Lake County, for example) were cases of a voter voting for a candidate and then also writing in that same candidate’s name on the write-in line. A judge supervising the recount told the Orlando Sentinel that he had been open to the idea of examining the overvotes, and had been planning to discuss the matter at a hearing when the US Supreme Court stopped the recount. According to Mickey Kaus of Slate.com (emphasis in original), “If the recount had gone forward Judge Lewis might well have counted the overvotes in which case Gore might well have won.”[3]

    According to the New York Times, the butterfly ballot in heavily Democratic Palm Beach County may have cost Gore a net 6286 votes, and the two page ballot in similarly Democratic Duval County may have cost him a net 1999 votes, each of which would have made the difference by itself. [4]

  19. 19

    13

    Marvin,

    You really have issues. You can not discern concern from hate.

    How sad.

    Check the meds, Marv.

  20. 20

    19. My Left Foot spews:
    13Marvin,
    You really have issues. You can not discern concern from hate.

      
    Concern does not include the word asshole, unless the concern is from a proctologist.
      
    You calling me an asshole is hate, not concern.
      
    Thanks again for letting me point out hate from the left.

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    17. correctnotright spews:
    Gee Marvin – I know you are allergic to the facts but Wikipedia summarizes it nicely. And Gore also won the popular vote that is measured by the polls:

      
    Popular vote??
      
    If you don’t disenfranchise the voters in michigan and florida, Hillary won the popular vote against obama.
      
    Your point?

  22. 22

    @ 20

    Thanks again for letting me point out hate from the left.

    Well, we do tend to hate stupidity, which explains why you’ve been exposed to hatred from the left so often.

  23. 23

    16. YLB spews:
    And don’t pay attention to that worthless troll who is going to be so defeated this November.

      
    Yeah, YLB says not to listen to me.
      
    YLB is afraid.
      
    Don’t listen to me.
      
    YLB is supporting positions a worthless troll can pick apart.
      
    Like YLB says, don’t listen to me.
      
    One viewpoint for all.
      
    That’s what YLB wants, no opposing views.
     
    YLB is scared.

  24. 24

    @23 “YLB is scared.”

    Of what? Polls showing we’re going to mop the floor with your nose? It sucks to be you!

  26. 26

    23 – You’re an admitted troll. Almost everything you say makes no sense.

    We can go down the list but why bother?

    You’re not worth the time.

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