The Stranger’s Dan Savage finds some not-so-hidden meaning in “G.O.P. party” candidate Dino Rossi’s “too big, too hard” ad.
So he asks The Stranger’s Kelly O for something of a “truth in advertising” make-over:
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Of course his ears are going to perk up when he hears the words big and hard. He reminds me of Butt-head. “Heh, heh, heh, he said big and hard.” But why do gays always do that? Transfer everything they think onto straight people?
And Darryl, my opinion of you just went down for thinking this is funny and for posting it. Now get off your lazy ass and do some real political analysis.
Why don’t you do a piece on how that piece of shit John Edwards cheated on his wife who has cancer? He’s going to admit to it today.
Now get to work, boy.
Troll,
“And Darryl, my opinion of you just went down for thinking this is funny and for posting it.”
So?
Now we know what G.0.P. Party stands for — Gay Old Party Party.
Well, I’m sure glad that someone’s running for office to solve problems! All these donk politicians always run on platforms that are all about causing problems! It’s refreshing to see a good, honest, moral, Republican stepping up to solve problems!
J/K, of course.
Speaking of Republican morals, this guy was just indicted for having recently sexually assaulted a 14 year-old girl.
http://www.stltoday.com/stltod.....enDocument
On a lighter note, ABC News will be detailing John Edwards’ (former Democratic candidate for VP in 2004)illicit affair with some budding film maker in Hollywood on tonight’s broadcast. Edwards acknowledges the affair, but denies the fatherhood of a baby girl involved in this mess.
This reminds me of the famous anonymous German philosopher whose advice to all politicians was:
“Keepen-zie den schlongen-meister in den pantzen-hausen!”
Words to live by if you’re inclined towards elected office!
re 1: You said: “…do a piece.” Heh….
re 4: You said ‘donk’. Only Puddybud says ‘donk’.
Explain yourself, poser.
re 6: I’m pleased to see the corporate media is taking the time to address the truly pressing issues of our time.
Why do they not take the same prurient interest in McCain’s peccadilloes? I hope McCain picks Bobby Jindal as his running mate. We need some time to explore the subject of imprisonment and the casting-out of demons.
6 John Edwards? What’s he running for?
Go back to wanking over your Jeff Guckert pictures.
“Can you picture this man performing cunnilingus?”
LMAO!!! My sides are hurting!!!
Savage rules!!
@8
Look at the J/K down at the bottom.
I’m a long time poster on here and a big-time liberal that occasionally pokes fun at the righties by posting like them, showing them how to stickup for their folks or how to go after ours.
Dino, of course, is none of these: good, honest, moral, a problem solver.
@10
Exactly. And when he was running marriage fidelity wasn’t part of his platform.
@6
Wow…if only Edwards had won the Democratic nomination.
We would have had TWO John’s who cheated on their wives running for president!
Dino Rossi is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.
#14 Good point. why don’t the conservatives care about that?
@15 He’s also very nice to his little pet dog, Dubya.
ArtFart said:
6 John Edwards? What’s he running for?
He was for the Vice-president slot in 2004, if you can recall.
Now, go back to choking your chicken, Art!!
The point is that they’re all fucking corrupt!
One of the first to really use the ugly epithet “donk” over and over again was the coprophagous cur Doofus (Jane’s Dog).
PuddyIdiot appropriated the slur in his right wing vocabulary as is typical of all these hollow right wing zombies.
#17 And after coming in 3rd in almost every primary, Edwards has been relegated to the dustbin of history. The affair just makes it permanent.
@18. No way. Don’t try to claim that behavior of Edwards having an affair is even in the same league as the badness that Bush and Cheney have done.
@21 – Yes way!! Different subject matter is all.
Is that Larry Craig tapping his foot in the men’s room?
By your logic, since it’s just a different subject matter, jaywalking deserves the death penalty.
So what about Larry Craig? He got slammed for being a social values hypocrite.
Now to get Edwards as a hypocrite, uncover that instead of being in favor of workers, he was really a secret agent for the Anti Union Lobby.
PI @ 18: No, they are not “all corrupt”. That’s a Republican lie to try to distract from their own record of infamy.
It’s like watching a baseball game where the score is 18-1, and when the leading team has one player committ an error on the field, the announcer says: “See, they are ALL lousy ball players! No need to watch the end of the game, we might as well all go home!”
So what’s this shit about how it’s sooooooo much worse to fuck people than it is to kill them?
The more we become like the ancient Romans, the less difference it makes. They were highly profligate at both.
sp @3 – GOP = Gay Old Perverts Party
ArtFart @ 25:
So what’s this shit about how it’s sooooooo much worse to fuck people than it is to kill them?
The trolls on this board are amazing. They go through incredible mental convolutions to maintain loyalty to the GOP party regardless of what is required to do so. It’s not that fucking people is worse than killing them. It’s that if someone with a {D) after their name does something bad, it’s a good day. If someone with a (GOP) after their name does a bad thing, well, there was someone with a (D) after their name who did it first, so it’s OK.
Well! So what if Republicans ordered people locked away forever in overseas camps! Andrew Jackson killed whole tribes of Indians! He was one of yours! Don’t play innocent! blah blah blah.
Unless you like watching convoluted arguments for the sake of convolution, there’s really no point to it.
Affairs? You wanna talk affairs? OK…
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