Big day today. There seems to be no relief or escape from this freaking election. So distract yourself with some more election-related stuff….
by Darryl — ,
Big day today. There seems to be no relief or escape from this freaking election. So distract yourself with some more election-related stuff….
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
The absolute dumbest day of election analysis has arrived in which we learn that my neighbor’s Chihuahua can be counted as a “Latino” likely voter for Trump according to our pathetic loser troll.
Do yourself a favor and turn your attention and your efforts to something useful like phone banking, or text banking.
mobilize.us
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Did any of you guys do a vote swap?
https://www.swapyourvote.org/
There’s still time if you still haven’t voted.
Vicious Troll spews:
Boxcheck Momala outspent Donald Trump 3-to-1 and still needs a vote swap @ 2 gimmick when Election Day rolled around.
Weak.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
But only because between Fat Hitler and Chris LaCivita two thirds of the GOP haul was raked off.
Scotty P will feel even worse about this tomorrow when Stolen Valor Carpet Bagger loses in Montana and Canadian Ted Cancun loses in Texas.
Vicious Troll spews:
JD Vance referred to Kamala Harris as trash, and Nicole Wallace lost her shit.
Joe Biden referred to a plurality of the American electorate as garbage, and all of MSNBC did its level best to act like he never said it.
And all because Dick Cheney told Patrick Leahy “Go fuck yourself.” on the Senate floor.
Vicious Troll spews:
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Scotty P will feel even worse about this tomorrow when Stolen Valor Carpet Bagger loses in Montana and Canadian Ted Cancun loses in Texas.
I would feel badly about that.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
In this short and meaningless span of Scotty P’s miserable life his party has transitioned from “I am not a crook” to “I am not a Nazi“. He never saw it comming. He refuses to see it now that it’s here.
Vicious Troll spews:
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I voted for Rick Larsen. Not for the first time. ’cause I don’t have a reason to vote against him.
I voted to mandate employee taxation for that small long term health care payment. ’cause I know that if her fucked kids need it Welfare Queen YLB can’t afford to provide it.
How does that make me a Nazi?
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Last week two Black women seized possession of former Fat Hitler attorney Rudy Giuliani’s Manhattan penthouse apartment.
Today Giuliani has been ordered to appear before Judge Lewis J. Liman in the SDNY to account for the whereabouts of the furnishings, artwork, and personal effects missing from the luxury apartment and to explain how it is that he was photographed arriving at his polling place this morning riding in his Mercedes that was to be included in the transfer of assets.
For those who don’t know, this is fraud. It’s a federal felony. And felons are disenfranchised in Florida.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Shorter 8 from the echoing depths of his election day spider hole:
“I am not a Republican“.
Yeah. Nobody’s buying that one.
Vicious Troll spews:
In just over eight hours The POS Hunter Biden Pardon Watch begins.
Vicious Troll spews:
I certainly hope that later this evening Darryl can stop passing blood long enough to talk a bit about his thoughts on Nate Silver’s herding claims.
What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:
Trump Dismisses Potential for Violence as Polling Places Are Hit With Bomb Threats
Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger says the threats on Fulton County polling places are “non-credible” — and came from Russia
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/election-day-polling-places-trump-harris-1235154170/
Since kreepshit is too cowardly to post its fav election vids from Russia that it faps to..
Vicious Troll spews:
Joke du jour.
Vicious Troll spews:
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…too cowardly to post its fav election vids from Russia…
Why go all the way to Russia when I can find election vids from, say, Massachusetts?
Buy American. Video-record American liberal.
What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:
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It’s all part.. of kreepshit’s.. dick pics fantasy…
FKA HOPS spews:
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In just over 11 hours the “Will the Sentencing include Prison time or Home Confinement?” begins for a defeated Trump.
Vicious Troll spews:
Earning votes in her heels apparently is not the same as courting favor on her knees.
Vicious Troll spews:
Decision Desk is giving Trump the advantage in NV. There won’t be enough mail or in-person turnout to do much, so it comes down to how left-leaning the indies are. And the indies are pretty Democratic, but maybe not enough.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Amesbury.
My undergraduate school had a larger population. Of staff.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Were there any police officers beaten to death with hockey sticks?
Vicious Troll spews:
Remember, tonight the description of choice is:
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
17,
I think it will be more than eleven hours.
But once we do get there we won’t be hearing much from Scotty P for the following 72 hours. That’s apparently how long he needs to nurse himself back from the stinging boo boo and return to promote Stop the Steal bullshit.
But when he does return, it will be to a changed political environment. And it will be one in which comparisons of his beloved Twump to Hitler will have become quite commonplace, and in which his political party will forever thereafter be associated with fascism.
And it’s already too late to change that.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
“Fiery but mostly peaceful riot” compares pretty well with “Cosplaying grandmothers armed with pipe bombs and Pelican trunks filled with machine guns”.
Vicious Troll spews:
Organized communication from candidate and from national and state campaigns:
In Arizona there are busses to transport people to voting centers with shorter lines.
In Pennsylvania the GOP has gone to court and has won extended hours.
GOP is ensuring that its margin will be too big to rig.