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Election Day Open Thread

by Darryl — Tuesday, 11/5/24, 10:23 am

Big day today. There seems to be no relief or escape from this freaking election. So distract yourself with some more election-related stuff….

  • Stephen Colbert and John Oliver: Seems like something J.D. Vance might have done….
  • Kat Abu: How rigged Polymarket odds could be used to steal this election for The Dotard
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Scammed!
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп simulates oral sex on microphone ahead of 2024 election
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Take Down Your Trump Sign (Don’t Let People See You Backed a Loser) ♬
  • Steve Shives: Wake up, it’s ELECTION DAY!
  • Elle Cordova: ♫ The Ballad of the Ballot ♬:

  • Stephen: Gov. Tim Walz on hot dish, MAGA knuckleheads, guilty pleasures, and car repair metaphors
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Kamala Harris on SNL
  • Steve Kornacki: When to expect election results
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—America, life or death
  • The Late Show: Suddenly Iowa is the center of the political universe
  • Ross Childs: ♫ Ladies are VOTING?!??!?!?!!?!? ♬
  • Roy Zimmerman: ♫ Vote Him Away 2024 ♬:

  • The New York Times: The (WA) County that got every President right (since 1980)
  • Steve Shives: The Republican closing argument
  • John Oliver: ♫ Election 2024 ♬
  • Grace Kuhlenschmidt: Should we trust election prognosticators?
  • SNL: 2024 pre-election
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    1. 1

      Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 10:53 am

      The absolute dumbest day of election analysis has arrived in which we learn that my neighbor’s Chihuahua can be counted as a “Latino” likely voter for Trump according to our pathetic loser troll.

      Do yourself a favor and turn your attention and your efforts to something useful like phone banking, or text banking.

      mobilize.us

    2. 2

      Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 11:03 am

      Did any of you guys do a vote swap?

      https://www.swapyourvote.org/

      There’s still time if you still haven’t voted.

    3. 3

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 11:09 am

      Boxcheck Momala outspent Donald Trump 3-to-1 and still needs a vote swap @ 2 gimmick when Election Day rolled around.

      Weak.

    4. 4

      Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 11:23 am

      Boxcheck Momala outspent Donald Trump 3-to-1

      But only because between Fat Hitler and Chris LaCivita two thirds of the GOP haul was raked off.

      Scotty P will feel even worse about this tomorrow when Stolen Valor Carpet Bagger loses in Montana and Canadian Ted Cancun loses in Texas.

    5. 5

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 11:25 am

      JD Vance referred to Kamala Harris as trash, and Nicole Wallace lost her shit.

      Joe Biden referred to a plurality of the American electorate as garbage, and all of MSNBC did its level best to act like he never said it.

      And all because Dick Cheney told Patrick Leahy “Go fuck yourself.” on the Senate floor.

    6. 6

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 11:26 am

      @ 4

      Scotty P will feel even worse about this tomorrow when Stolen Valor Carpet Bagger loses in Montana and Canadian Ted Cancun loses in Texas.

      I would feel badly about that.

    7. 7

      Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 11:26 am

      In this short and meaningless span of Scotty P’s miserable life his party has transitioned from “I am not a crook” to “I am not a Nazi“. He never saw it comming. He refuses to see it now that it’s here.

    8. 8

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 11:35 am

      @ 7

      I voted for Rick Larsen. Not for the first time. ’cause I don’t have a reason to vote against him.

      I voted to mandate employee taxation for that small long term health care payment. ’cause I know that if her fucked kids need it Welfare Queen YLB can’t afford to provide it.

      How does that make me a Nazi?

    9. 9

      Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 11:36 am

      Last week two Black women seized possession of former Fat Hitler attorney Rudy Giuliani’s Manhattan penthouse apartment.

      Today Giuliani has been ordered to appear before Judge Lewis J. Liman in the SDNY to account for the whereabouts of the furnishings, artwork, and personal effects missing from the luxury apartment and to explain how it is that he was photographed arriving at his polling place this morning riding in his Mercedes that was to be included in the transfer of assets.

      For those who don’t know, this is fraud. It’s a federal felony. And felons are disenfranchised in Florida.

    10. 10

      Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 11:38 am

      Shorter 8 from the echoing depths of his election day spider hole:

      “I am not a Republican“.

      Yeah. Nobody’s buying that one.

    11. 11

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 11:39 am

      In just over eight hours The POS Hunter Biden Pardon Watch begins.

    12. 12

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 11:44 am

      I certainly hope that later this evening Darryl can stop passing blood long enough to talk a bit about his thoughts on Nate Silver’s herding claims.

    13. 13

      What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 11:44 am

      Trump Dismisses Potential for Violence as Polling Places Are Hit With Bomb Threats

      Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger says the threats on Fulton County polling places are “non-credible” — and came from Russia

      https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/election-day-polling-places-trump-harris-1235154170/

      Since kreepshit is too cowardly to post its fav election vids from Russia that it faps to..

    14. 14

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 11:50 am

      Joke du jour.

    15. 15

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 11:54 am

      @ 13

      …too cowardly to post its fav election vids from Russia…

      Why go all the way to Russia when I can find election vids from, say, Massachusetts?

      603Leatherneck
      @Devil1776USMC

      Steve Stanganelli Amesbury city councilman at-large goes on full blown TDS road rage and gets arrested. Here’s the video enjoy 😎

      @TheKuhnerReport
      @CityofAmesbury
      @DanScavino
      @realDonaldTrump
      4:03 AM · Nov 4, 2024

      Buy American. Video-record American liberal.

    16. 16

      What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 11:57 am

      @11

      It’s all part.. of kreepshit’s.. dick pics fantasy…

    17. 17

      FKA HOPS spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 11:59 am

      @11

      In just over 11 hours the “Will the Sentencing include Prison time or Home Confinement?” begins for a defeated Trump.

    18. 18

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 12:01 pm

      Kamala Harris Confused By Process Where She Needs To Get Votes To Be Selected https://t.co/SpaxZbzZWn pic.twitter.com/NHa3uNhDqY

      — The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) November 5, 2024

      Earning votes in her heels apparently is not the same as courting favor on her knees.

    19. 19

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 12:34 pm

      Decision Desk is giving Trump the advantage in NV. There won’t be enough mail or in-person turnout to do much, so it comes down to how left-leaning the indies are. And the indies are pretty Democratic, but maybe not enough.

    20. 20

      Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 12:34 pm

      Amesbury.

      My undergraduate school had a larger population. Of staff.

    21. 21

      Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 12:35 pm

      Steve Stanganelli Amesbury city councilman at-large goes on full blown TDS road rage and gets arrested.

      Were there any police officers beaten to death with hockey sticks?

    22. 22

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 12:41 pm

      Remember, tonight the description of choice is:

      Fiery but mostly peaceful riot

    23. 23

      Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 12:41 pm

      17,
      I think it will be more than eleven hours.

      But once we do get there we won’t be hearing much from Scotty P for the following 72 hours. That’s apparently how long he needs to nurse himself back from the stinging boo boo and return to promote Stop the Steal bullshit.

      But when he does return, it will be to a changed political environment. And it will be one in which comparisons of his beloved Twump to Hitler will have become quite commonplace, and in which his political party will forever thereafter be associated with fascism.

      And it’s already too late to change that.

    24. 24

      Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 12:46 pm

      “Fiery but mostly peaceful riot” compares pretty well with “Cosplaying grandmothers armed with pipe bombs and Pelican trunks filled with machine guns”.

    25. 25

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 12:52 pm

      Organized communication from candidate and from national and state campaigns:

      No matter what happens, stay in line to vote.

      In Arizona there are busses to transport people to voting centers with shorter lines.

      In Pennsylvania the GOP has gone to court and has won extended hours.

      GOP is ensuring that its margin will be too big to rig.

    26. 26

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 12:53 pm

      You libbies wanted an exhausted Donald Trump?

      You’ve got him.. The last rally ended at 2 a.m. in Michigan, and he then flew to Florida. He looks it.

    27. 27

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 1:01 pm

      Did you know this? I didn’t.

      Melania Trump Is a New York Times No. 1 Bestselling Author

    28. 28

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 1:02 pm

      “Democrats, if they want, they can leave. But I’d like the Republicans to stay in line.”

    29. 29

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 1:05 pm

      Say, is Boxcheck Momala giving an impromptu press conference today like the one Trump is giving?

    30. 30

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 1:24 pm

      Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit had plenty to say about 6 votes in Dixville Notch. Maybe he’d like to weigh in on this, too:

      Robby Starbuck
      @robbystarbuck
      71% of Guam voted for Hillary in 2016. Biden won big with 55% in 2020. As of right now the GOP is set to flip Guam’s legislature and Trump and Kamala are locked in a head to head in a battle for the win. While meaningless for electoral votes, the winds of change are blowing…
      Quote
      NewsWire
      @NewsWire_US
      ·
      6h
      Republicans favored to flip Guam legislature for first time since 2008 — Exit poll
      Last edited
      8:37 AM · Nov 5, 2024

      Insert Hank Johnson joke here.

    31. 31

      Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 1:25 pm

      DJT trading has been halted again cin a dramatic election day selloff.

      No wonder Republicans need distraction.

    32. 32

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 1:31 pm

      Nevada is slipping away from Boxcheck Momala.

      Some of Ralston’s latest:

      GOP lead is back up to just under 44,000 ballots, but now below 4 percent (3.7 percent). Caveat: Clark numbers are ahead of Washoe and rurals, so may be a little bigger.

      … keep an eye on the rural firewall. It’s at almost 58,000 now, could get above 60,000. Suppose Trump is getting 80 percent of those — I don’t think it will be that high, but maybe. There will be about 40,000 indies in the rurals, and he will get about two-thirds at least, I’d say. So: Trump winning the rurals by 75,000-80,000 seems right.

      That’s the hill the Dems need to climb, and it’s all about the indies, especially if they end up losing Washoe, which would make it very difficult.

      And right now, Dems are losing Washoe by a little less than 9,000 votes, too.

      I bet it’s all those Latinos and Asians that Boxcheck Momala and Bi-Done have pissed off. FAFO.

    33. 33

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 1:36 pm

      @ 31

      DJT trading has been halted again cin a dramatic election day selloff.

      Yup. It’s profit-taking.

      I’ve said it’s a tracking stock on the election. Well, the election’s here. So one of two things will happen tomorrow:

      1. Trump wins and the shares climb a bit. Maybe 3-5 bucks because the buy on the rumor, sell on the news rule will limit further gains.

      2. Trump loses and shares tank by half or more, within a day or maybe two at the most.

      In the last month, through mid-day today, DJT shares were up more than 100%. So booking that gain, or most of it, and avoiding the potentional # 2 scenario above is what happened in the last couple of hours.

      It’s nothing more than risk management. But if it helps offset your fear of what is happening in Nevada this afternoon, go ahead and make much, much more of it. ’cause Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit certainly will, and we all know how sage his investment advice always is.

    34. 34

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 1:44 pm

      DJT valuation will change from one based on Trump’s election prospects to one based on the value with Trump either in office, or not.

      In either case, right now it’s worth much less if it won’t be used for election-related gambling anymore. Which it won’t. Election’s today.

    35. 35

      Women Voters spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 1:59 pm

      @25

      In other words, the GOP is suddenly realizing they’re fucked and instead of being the party that tries to shut it down is hoping beyond hope.

    36. 36

      FKA HOPS spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 2:29 pm

      Dumfuck looooooves unsourced reporting.

      https://newrepublic.com/post/187955/team-trump-knows-end-near-pissed-disgusted

    37. 37

      Women Voters spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 2:36 pm

      AP with the news for women voting today:

      Trump snaps at reporter when asked about abortion: ‘Stop talking about that’

    38. 38

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 2:37 pm

      @ 36

      “I just don’t know, you know, how much longer I can put up with this,” one person on the Trump campaign told Alberta last month, after John Kelly’s warning on Trump’s love of Hitler and fascism. “I’m just not even sure I can ride out this campaign,” the staffer added.

      Timely reporting. Published today.

      Campaign’s over today.

    39. 39

      FKA Hops spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 2:41 pm

      More unsourced quotes from a WSJ reporter

      “I’ve talked to some of the Trump people,” Linskey told CNN, “They were flat-out optimistic a week ago. I mean, people I was talking to were saying he is the president, [JD] Vance is the vice president. There was a confidence.” But, Linskey noted, “That has shifted in terms of the staff members you talk to over there.”

    40. 40

      Nate Silver spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 2:54 pm

      @25

      Dumbfuck is super excited that the PA GOP sued because a software glitch in Cambria County PA kept polls from opening on time. (I bet they called IT and had to reboot the machines.) They were successful, as they should be. Anytime a polling place is not able to open as much time as they were closed should be added at the back end.

      But Cambria is PA’s 26th largest county. In 2020 the margin of votes in favor of Donald was a little over 20K.

      So vote on Cambria.

      Don’t tell him about the reports of turnout in Philly.

    41. 41

      Women Voters spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 3:05 pm

      Well now we know.

      Elon sunk almost a $35B into Twatter just because he wanted to be invited to Donald’s brothel and sex club for all the underaged girls on election night.

      Maybe for safety, don’t repush anything that is trending on Twatter tonight.

    42. 42

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 3:10 pm

      @ 40

      Don’t tell him about the reports of turnout in Philly.

      That’s what I’ve read. From Philly.com. What else is a non-profit entity that also owns the Philadelphia Inquirer going to tell people?

      Nutter says you need 600k turnout in Philadelphia. So does Van Jones. So, get it.

    43. 43

      Fidelity Investments spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 3:10 pm

      @33

      You sure that’s it? No other reason? Couldn’t be that the company has zero path to profitability?

      Trump Media loses $19.2 million in third quarter, surprise Election Day filing reveals

    44. 44

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 3:11 pm

      Nate, don’t tell the libbies about the exit polls. Seems primary voter concerns are different than what Ann Selzer published in Iowa.

    45. 45

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 3:13 pm

      Fox exit polling looks slightly better than the AP’s.

      Eric Daugherty
      @EricLDaugh

      JUST IN: FOX exit poll

      🔴 Wrong track: 70%
      🔵 Right track: 30%

      Top issues:
      🔴 Economy: 39%
      🔴 Immigration: 20%
      🔵 Abortion: 11%

      Economy:
      🔵 Excellent/good: 37%
      🔴 Not so good/poor: 63%

      2:25 PM · Nov 5, 2024

    46. 46

      Low Energy spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 3:15 pm

      Nutter says you need 600k turnout in Philadelphia. So does Van Jones. So, get it.

      So you mean less than the 750K in 2020?

    47. 47

      Independent Voters spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 3:21 pm

      You really should think before you post shit, dumbfuck.

      Harris edges out Trump on key economic questions, new poll shows

      Poll shows more voters support US vice-president’s tax and housing policies compared with the Republican nominee

      Only the guy running for President is unaware of how tariffs work.

    48. 48

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 3:23 pm

      @ 42, 46

      My bad, my bad.

      Nutter said that Boxcheck Momala has to win Philadelphia by 600k votes.

      Kamala Harris needs to win Philadelphia County by at least 600,000 votes to offset the returns from the rest of the Commonwealth in order to win Pennsylvania on Nov. 5, said former Philadelphia Mayor Michael Nutter during a Columbia University panel discussion of battleground states Wednesday afternoon.

      And given the shifts in party registration in PA since 2020, that might be a bit of a heavy lift for a lightweight like Boxcheck Momala.

      I’d like to thank you for catching my error, Low E. I mentioned what Nutter said from memory. My bad.

    49. 49

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 3:24 pm

      You can’t compare PA gross turnout numbers between 2020 and 2024 because in 2020 there were 2.6 million mailed ballots, and only 1.8 million this year. So expect higher in-person Election Day turnout statewide to account for that difference.

    50. 50

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 3:26 pm

      If abortion is a top issue to only 11% of the electorate and those voters are already Democrats, there isn’t much to be gained from going all-in on Dobbs.

      Of course, there isn’t much to be gained from going all-in on Hitler, either.

    51. 51

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 3:32 pm

      Donald Trump: Fight! Fight! Fight!

      Boxcheck Momala: Fake! Fake! Fake!

      But viewers at home were lightening quick to point out that her phone appeared to show she had the camera app open and was not on a phone call.

      ‘Kamala just pretended to talk to a voter on the phone but mistakenly showed that her phone was open to the camera app,’ one viewer wrote on X.

      ‘LMAO… everything about Kamala is fake and staged.’

    52. 52

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 3:34 pm

      By not attending Boxcheck Momala’s watch party tonight Bi-Done can go out a winner.

      Hard to argue, isn’t it, that he would have done worse.

    53. 53

      FKA HOPS spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 3:42 pm

      Knowing he no longer owns a bed Rudy is doing what many homeless do as winter approaches. Committing just enough crime for a 3-4 month sentence. Three squares come with that.

      Alex Rogers
      @arogDC

      Rudy Giuliani shows up to Trump’s polling station in the Mercedes convertible he was ordered to surrender to Georgia poll workers for defaming them, acc to the driver.

    54. 54

      Matlock comes on in ten minutes spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 4:03 pm

      @51,

      Cool story, Grandpa. Say, did I mention how some iPhones let you talk to another person and see them at the same time, Grandpa.

      BTW, why do you always say “dial” a phone number? What’s that about?

    55. 55

      Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 4:09 pm

      My bad, my bad.

      Ask yourself how many times on a day like this does the vibe-starved perseverative freak misread some RWNJ bullshit and bring it here for a face-painted end zone celebration on his own 30 yard line.

      It is fun to watch though. 🤡

    56. 56

      The devil is always in the FULL pbs video spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 4:12 pm

      How propaganda works.

      Dumbfuck must not have an iPhone. The call doesn’t drop if you switch over to the camera.

      Now why a phone bank volunteer would have had their camera ready, it wasn’t her phone, to snap a picture of the next President of the United states is totally a mystery.

      Try this. I’ll bet it works with your android too. “Hi honey I’m in downtown Charlottesville and HOLY FUCK that guy is carrying a tiki torch and a Nazi flag (open camera take picture) Yeah it’s crazy out here. Yeah I’ll be home soon.”

      Did they have a caller waiting for her who was in on the plan? Probably. Did she then get handed a different phone that can be seen up to her ear very clearly on the call screen ‘hang up’ in red. Yeah that happened too.

      The stupidity of the troll

    57. 57

      Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 4:24 pm

      According to current exit polling, three percent of voters made up their minds in just the last five days while Fat Hitler was sucking off microphones, complaining about his back pain, and calling for firing squads for the media. And in Georgia Harris has matched Biden’s 2020 share of Black voters.

    58. 58

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 4:28 pm

      In GA indies went for Biden by 9 in 2020. So far they are for Trump by 9.

    59. 59

      Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 4:36 pm

      Try this. I’ll bet it works with your android too.

      Lifelong Android user here. It does. Since like Honeycomb or Ice Cream (for those unaware, like Scotty P obvs, Android OS versions used to be named after the lead dev’s favorite snack).

    60. 60

      Clowning spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 4:36 pm

      @58

      Always a good idea to post that with less than 10% in.

      With 5 tiny rural counties 100% reported and everybother county at zero.

      I’m sure you’d agree if any of was crowing about North Carolina with 2% reported.

    61. 61

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 4:43 pm

      @ 60

      If it’s good enough for Tapper & Co to talk about on CNN, it’s good enough for me to post.

      Same with the Daily Mail and Boxcheck Momalaphone story.

    62. 62

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 4:54 pm

      @ 58, 60, 61

      Here’s 2 minutes of CNN wondering why Trump is kicking Boxcheck Momala’s ass with GA indies.

      Oh. And it’s a 20 point swing, not 18.

      But you’re right, it is early. By the end of the evening that swing might only be 15 or 16 points.

    63. 63

      Clowning spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 4:56 pm

      I’m gonna play dumbfuck because it just passed by on the BlueSky and I thought it was stupid there too. Georgia

      “Harris outperforming Biden in Burke County that went barely for Trump in 2020. She currently has 72%.”

      (1 of 16 precints)

    64. 64

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 4:56 pm

      Consequences for chickenshittiness.

      The Post Millennial
      @TPostMillennial
      ·
      MSNBC’s Gadi Schwartz says someone at a polling station at Arizona State University told him that Kamala not going on Joe Rogan influenced his vote for Trump.

      4:53 PM · Nov 5, 2024

    65. 65

      Clowning spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 5:02 pm

      @61

      Those guys are just an hour in on a blathersesh that won’t end until midnight Pacific.

      You’re posting about what Rick Riz is talking about in top of the fourth of an already 12-1 game.

    66. 66

      Clowning spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 5:04 pm

      With 5% in as the polls close, Harris wins Texas

    67. 67

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 5:07 pm

      @ 66

      Everything is fun and games, but you know you can’t continue that when The Even Bigger Fucking Moron comes on. ’cause that would just be cruel.

    68. 68

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 5:09 pm

      Not long ago HA libbies were excited about the possibility of taking the FL Senate seat.

      Took an hour for DDHQ to call it for Scott.

    69. 69

      Donnie spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 5:24 pm

      Hey, it’s not the end of the World, just freedom and more death by climate change. My fat cats will be happy and the trailer trash will be more poor!

    70. 70

      Donnie spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 5:26 pm

      Oh, and democracy. So long as I’m alive I’ll be your 🤡 forever!

    71. 71

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 5:39 pm

      Three House flips to the GOP so far.

    72. 72

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 6:07 pm

      Why, this simply cannot be.

      Abortion Rights
      Effort to add abortion rights to Florida’s Constitution fails
      A majority of voters supported a ballot measure that would have expanded abortion access in the state, but it needed 60% to pass.

      I am sure I was informed in no uncertain terms by HA knowitalls that Dobbs is on the ballot.

    73. 73

      What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 6:15 pm

      How hard kreepshit be fappin’ to the red mirage??

      lmao.. degenerate..

    74. 74

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 6:17 pm

      A garbage plurality of the American electorate trumps a garbage island.

      Kristen Soltis Anderson
      @KSoltisAnderson

      Osceola County in Florida, about which I have written extensively, broke for Biden by +14. It has a very large Puerto Rican population.

      With 85% in, it just flipped red on the map with Trump up by .7 points.

      4:58 PM · Nov 5, 2024

      HA libbies were fools to invest time in this pipe dream.

    75. 75

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 6:19 pm

      @ 73

      …fappin’ to the red mirage??

      About a minute after you spewed that, Welfare Queen YLB, the NYT finally moved the needle into the Lean Trump area.

    76. 76

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 6:20 pm

      CNN reported that Trump is doing so well in FL and TX that the popular vote is in sight for him.

    77. 77

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 6:23 pm

      I found this humorous.

      Joe Concha
      @JoeConchaTV

      Decision Desk HQ now mirroring Polymarket with Trump having 72.3% chance of winning.

      InteractivePolls
      @IAPolls2022
      ·
      1h
      Decision Desk Live Forecast – chance of winning

      🔴 Trump: 72.3%
      🔵 Harris: 27.7% x.com/IAPolls2022/st…
      6:19 PM · Nov 5, 2024

    78. 78

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 6:24 pm

      Who was it who spewed that DJT would go up 5-10 if Trump wins?

      after hours iconAfter Hours: Last | 7:59 PM EST
      37.48
      quote price arrow up+3.54 (+10.43%)

    79. 79

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 6:25 pm

      Tonight the word Selzer became a verb.

      I’m working on a definition.

    80. 80

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 6:27 pm

      NC called for Donald Trump.

      Someone I read said that it’s pretty much a 4-5 point shift everywhere.

    81. 81

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 6:31 pm

      I guess Lizzo and Cardi B weren’t enough to push Boxcheck Momala over the top.

      Dasha Burns
      @DashaBurns

      NEW:
      @NBCNews
      Exit Poll in Wisconsin: Trump doubles Black support

      This year Trump is pulling about 20% of the Black vote, versus 78% for Harris. Four years ago, Trump won only about 8% of Black voters in the Badger State.

      6:05 PM · Nov 5, 2024

    82. 82

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 6:33 pm

      Not enough Puerto Ricans, I guess.

      In the large urban counties, Miami-Dade shifted 19 points, Hillsborough shifted 10 points and Palm Beach shifted 12 points.

    83. 83

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 6:50 pm

      DDHQ has called Virginia for Boxcheck Momala, nearly an hour ago. They’re the only ones, and with 63% of the vote in Trump is still up by 0.2%, or just under 5,000 votes.

      Trump’s numbers are 10 points better in VA than in 2020.

    84. 84

      Roger Rabbit spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 6:58 pm

      Netanyahu choose America’s election day to replace Defense Minister Yoav Gallant, a relative moderate, with a hawk. Probably hoping nobody on this side of the pond would notice.

    85. 85

      FKA Hops spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 7:07 pm

      I’m gonna chalk it up to Elon doing great work….

      I just got a text for Richard, the pervious owner of this number (about 5 years ago) telling me they can drive me to the polls in PA if I need a ride.

    86. 86

      Swing Voters spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 7:18 pm

      @83

      Cool. Also the only one who’s called NC.

      Mecklenberg County

    87. 87

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 7:20 pm

      Hi Darryl, thanks for letting me drive the bus these past few days.

      I tried to stay away from silliness in the polls. I wasn’t as successful as you, but then as far as HA is concerned you stayed away from all of it.

      I hope the WA state results are more to your liking.

    88. 88

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 7:21 pm

      @ 86

      You keep hoping, dude. Meanwhile, didja see what just happened in Wisconsin?

      Boxcheck Momala just got selzered in Wisconsin.

    89. 89

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 7:35 pm

      I’m sure the feeling Ann Selzer gave you libbies was nice, while it lasted. Kinda like the brief feeling of surface warmth just after you pee in the pool.

    90. 90

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 7:38 pm

      Robby Mook’s long nightmare is ending.

      Boxcheck Momala and Cut and Run Walz – what a pair.

    91. 91

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 7:38 pm

      When Boxcheck Momala finally goes home to Doug she’ll be beaten by a man for the second time in one day.

    92. 92

      Swing Voters spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 7:39 pm

      @88

      And just like that, NC went from +5 Trump to <+3. Mecklenberg county. Bulk of votes still to be counted are in blue areas.

      And just like that Dumbfuck is talking with 3% in in Wisconsin, Harris pulls ahead.

    93. 93

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 7:41 pm

      @ 92

      DDHQ is showing data that is really old. I’m reading live threads that are telling me numbers hundreds of thousands ahead of what I can see online.

      Plus 3 when 84 percent is in is a win. Nothing is going to flip it back.

    94. 94

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 7:46 pm

      Kshama Sawant is having a better night than any Seattle Democrat.

      umichvoter 🏳️‍🌈
      @umichvoter

      Election day vote in a Dearborn precinct

      332 Trump
      293 Stein
      81 Harris

      7:31 PM · Nov 5, 2024

      You might as well curtsy over this one, Welfare Queen YLB. You built her up. You made her possible. You and Goldy.
      ·

    95. 95

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 7:50 pm

      It’s an especially feckless foreign policy that manages to anger Muslims AND Jews at the same time.

      Shelley G
      @ShelleyGldschmt

      🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: TRUMP HAS WON THE LARGEST SHARE OF THE JEWISH VOTE IN DECADES IN FLORIDA, ARIZONA, NEVADA

      Florida: 43% for Trump
      Arizona: 38% for Trump
      Nevada: 42% for Trump
      From foxnews.com
      7:25 PM · Nov 5, 2024

      I guess running ads in Dearborn telling voters you are holding Israel’s feet to the fire while simultaneously running ads in Pittsburgh telling voters you are holding Hamas’ feet to the fire didn’t work out the way you thought it would, libbies.

    96. 96

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 7:52 pm

      That joke by the guy at the Trump rally was so injurious to Puerto Ricans that the Puerto Rican governor’s mansion will now be occupied by a Republican.

    97. 97

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 7:57 pm

      Asshole @ 92 – “Yabbut 2 isn’t 3.”

      Brendon Leslie
      @BrendonLeslie

      BREAKING: New York Times estimates Trump wins of over 2 POINTS in every battleground

      7:52 PM · Nov 5, 2024

      NYT also is estimating that Trump takes the NPV by 1. Whatever will Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit do to console himself?

    98. 98

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 8:04 pm

      She could show a spine never before demonstrated during her campaign and concede tonight.

      Kaya
      @sisterinferior

      NBC saying Harris doesn’t have enough votes left in Philly to drag Harris over the line.

      They’re now blaming the Joe Rogan army.

      Last edited
      7:32 PM · Nov 5, 2024

    99. 99

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 8:07 pm

      North Korea called. They’d like you libbies to dial down the rhetoric a couple of clicks.

      45 mins ago
      Scott Pinsker

      FOX News: Trump has vastly increased his numbers amongst black males, Jewish voters, Muslims, and Latinos.

      For a guy who’s “just like Hitler,” he’s made some historic GOP gains in minority communities.

    100. 100

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 8:10 pm

      Did I say spine? Who was I kidding?

      4 minutes ago
      John Sexton

      ABC News just reported on an email sent out by the Harris camp in which they predict this is going to be close and going to take hours (probably tomorrow) to resolve. In short, they are begging supporters not to give up.

    101. 101

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 8:15 pm

      An interesting exercise would be for HA libbies – YLB could do it – to go back about 10 days and count the number of references to the comedian’s joke, also tallying which HA libbie made the reference.

      Philip Klein
      @philipaklein
      ·
      1h
      A massive shift in the Florida Puerto Rican vote — toward Trump. While Harris won the demographic 52-43 per exits, Biden won the same group 69%-31% in 2020. So went from Dem +38 to Dem +9.

      If you are brave enough to do a proper post-mortem on your disgrace, this would be a fine place to start.

      This silly behavior by the most educated of you libbies, by the way, is why HA is dead.

    102. 102

      What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 8:21 pm

      A repuke U.S. Senate sucks big time..

      thumbs down..

    103. 103

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 8:23 pm

      Are you feeling well, Justice Sotomayor?

    104. 104

      What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 8:24 pm

      Kshama Sawant is having a better night than any Seattle Democrat.

      lmao.. It’s a free country.. amirite? And opinions are like assholes..

      the odor of kreepshit’s not only carry to Seattle and beyond..

      They BOOOOREEEE everyone in their path.. yawwwn..

    105. 105

      What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 8:27 pm

      by the way, is why HA is dead.

      lmao… this is kreepshit the undertaker babbling from widbee where soundpolitics may be buried…

      Last I checked Sharansky had a job at UW… in Seattle..

    106. 106

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 8:28 pm

      You don’t have to continue behaving this way, YLB.

      It isn’t just yourself that your antics cause embarrassment to, you know.

      It’s up to you, YLB. I encourage you to give it some thought.

    107. 107

      What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 8:32 pm

      @106 I laugh at you, you silly old fart..

      I’m going to do whatever the fuck I want..

      Count on it.. you bore me.

    108. 108

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 8:39 pm

      Indeed.

      Lila Rose
      @LilaGraceRose

      Cardi, Mary is pro-life 🙏

      Quote
      Cardi B
      @iamcardib
      ·
      1h
      We need a Hail Mary

      7:59 PM · Nov 5, 2024

    109. 109

      What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 8:46 pm

      kreepshit held out hope till the end..

      https://x.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1853963389627752927

      There’s a vip lounge in widbee where you’ll be more than welcome anytime Mark..

    110. 110

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 8:56 pm

      It’s not just Trump who will sweep the Rust Belt battlegrounds.

      The GOP is currently leading in the Senate races in MI, WI, and PA, after blowing up Sherrod Brown’s large lead and winning OH by 4-plus.

      Maybe back off the EVs and the hatred of Israel and the DEI and the chicks with dicks spiking volleyballs into the faces of high school girls, libbies. Think about it.

    111. 111

      Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 9:02 pm

      Fat Hitler has very obviously driven up his trailer park county vote with registration (h/t Scott Pressler) and early voting.

      I don’t think we will know if that will be enough in the blue wall until tomorrow morning.

      But obvsly Scotty P somehow already knows!
      But he also knew that Dr. Oz would win big, and that men’s bell bottoms would never go out of style.

    112. 112

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 9:02 pm

      Democrats prefer keeping black people in the dark rather than allowing them to experience shared failure.

      Nov. 5, 2024, 11:51 p.m. ET9 minutes ago
      Nicholas NehamasReporting from Washington [HBCU Howard University]

      The Harris campaign just shut off the sound on the TVs at her watch party and replaced it with music after a guest on CNN said tonight felt “more like 2016 than 2020.” The crowd has significantly thinned here and the mood feels seriously downcast.

    113. 113

      What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 9:03 pm

      Maybe back off the EVs

      kreepshit can’t wait to ride with Elmo to Mars.. yawwwn..

      It’ll just cost a few bitcoin.. Look, shit’s taken off!

      https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/05/technology/bitcoin-election-trump.html

      next?

    114. 114

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 9:31 pm

      Nearly deserted, also, was the list of Democrats who were willing to serve as her running mate.

      Nov. 6, 2024, 12:15 a.m. ET14 minutes ago
      Nicholas NehamasReporting from Washington

      There is still no sign of Harris at her rapidly thinning watch party at Howard University, her alma mater. She could be speaking to a nearly deserted campus if she does not appear soon.

    115. 115

      Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 9:38 pm

      In Florida the MAGA Turds are already fighting over cabinet appointments.

      Scotty P is all over that. If Ronnie Jackson was good enough, then why not?

    116. 116

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 9:38 pm

      There’s a bright side, libbies, in addition to your (currently) better than coin-flip chance of retaking the House.

      You will finally be rid of Clarence Thomas. He will retire with his conservative white wife – and let’s be honest, it’s the mixed marriage that you all object to most – and his seat will be awarded to some twenty-seven year old Federalist Society member of, say, Asian-American heritage.

      My money is on Neomi Rao. She’s been on the First Circuit for five years now, she’ll be easily confirmed by the solidly GOP new Senate, and by enough of a margin that a couple of the vulnerable ones will even be permitted to vote their conscience in order to save their seats in 2026. (Although at 51 she might be a little old for the job.)

      So really, you haters of Clarence Thomas truly have cause for celebration.

    117. 117

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 9:43 pm

      Where’s Don Meredith when you really need him?

      TruthHammer4EVA
      @TruthHammer4EVA

      Secret Service has just dispatched a full Presidential detail to Mar-a-Lago.

      They know.

      8:17 PM · Nov 5, 2024

    118. 118

      What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 9:44 pm

      let’s be honest, it’s the mixed marriage that you all object to most

      An always wrong wing fanatic kook married to a dry drunk seething with resentments and grievances showered with gifts by rich bastards with business before the court.

      What’s not to love?

      Tell Mark Robinson he’s spinning his wheels at your fav vip room.. there’s just so much more out there for him..

    119. 119

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 9:46 pm

      The illegals are taking away their jobs.

      Visegrád 24
      @visegrad24

      BREAKING:

      Trump wins the most Hispanic county in the U.S. by 16 percentage points.

      97% of the population in Starr County, Texas is Hispanic.

      The county hasn’t voted for a Republican in more than 130 years.

      8:44 PM · Nov 5, 2024

    120. 120

      Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 9:47 pm

      You will finally be rid of Clarence Thomas.

      Cool. Associate Justice Elizabeth Warren.

    121. 121

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 9:49 pm

      This is why Boxcheck Momala is the fave candidate of all the unserious twats who populate HA.

      3 minutes ago
      Paula Bolyard

      Harris campaign co-chair Cedric Richmond just announced that Kamala Harris will not appear at her own watch party tonight.

      Biden would have had the stones to show.

    122. 122

      Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 9:51 pm

      Secret Service has just dispatched a full Presidential detail to Mar-a-Lago.

      This is actually not a thing.

      But when the “vibes” are everything, even make believe is good enough.

    123. 123

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 9:53 pm

      The only reason Wisconsin has not been called is Milwaukee County’s reporting is only 63% complete. The Madison area is 90-plus percent in.

      This is so over.

    124. 124

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 9:58 pm

      Hey, everybody, I found Ann Selzer’s 30 point shift. She just dropped the number in the wrong cohort field in her spreadsheet. Oops!

      Niall Stanage
      @NiallStanage

      This exit poll data is wild:

      White men, white women, Black men, Black women, Latina women ALL tracking their 2020 numbers very closely.

      Latino men, 2020: Biden 59%, Trump 36%
      Latino men, 2024: Harris 45%, Trump 53%

      A HUGE shift from D+23 to R+8

      9:16 PM · Nov 5, 2024
      ·

    125. 125

      Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 9:59 pm

      121,
      The fact that Harris is not appearing does concern me. But mostly only insofar as the contest has reverted to the essential mean that was expected three months ago.

      Unlike Fat Hitler, the Vice President has no plans to appear and proclaim a premature victory in support of a later insurrection riot and the murders of police. The blue wall remains out. And given the events in Georgia and North Carolina the campaign knows that all three of the blue wall states are likely essential. And the campaign also knows that these states will remain too close to call until tomorrow morning.

      She’s doing the responsible thing. And Fat Hitler is doing the violent fascist thing.

    126. 126

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 10:11 pm

      @ 125

      The blue wall remains out.

      88% of the vote is in with a 4.2 point advantage to Trump in Wisconsin. It’s a gap of more than 109,000 votes. The only reason it hasn’t been called is Milwaukee County, and Milwaukee County won’t even half that gap when it reports.

      But you go ahead and play your little game. Create false hope in the hearts of HA’s third tier. It’s cruel, what you are doing, for they know no better than to follow your lead.

    127. 127

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 10:26 pm

      DDHQ just called Pennsylvania for DJT47.

      Congratulations, President-elect Trump.

    128. 128

      Roger Rabbit spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 10:29 pm

      ThAT’S BAD, VERY BAD. In other races, the Senate has flipped as expected, the House majority is still up for grabs; and here in Washington, the election results aren’t causing any stomach churn, with Democrats winning all the statewide races, and Dan Newhouse and Maria Gluesenkamp-Perez comfortably leading in theirs.

    129. 129

      Congratulations! spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 10:30 pm

      Liberal progressives,

      Let me be the first to congratulate you on your quest to get Donald Trump re-elected as President of the United States of America. With your attacks on Trump, the impeachment efforts, MSNBC’s constant campaign to falsely accuse him of all things evil – you all managed to get Trump re-elected because the rest of America saw through all of you biased bullshit and voted Donald Trump back into office, Your work to get him re-elected was outstanding. You should feel very proud!

    130. 130

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 10:32 pm

      A big Fuck You to QoS McHillbilly.

      Decision Desk HQ
      @DecisionDeskHQ

      Decision Desk HQ projects that former President Donald Trump (R) has won enough electoral votes to win the Presidency.

      #DecisionMade: 1:21am ET

      Follow live results here: https://decisiondeskhq.com/results/2024/General/President/
      10:21 PM · Nov 5, 2024

    131. 131

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 10:34 pm

      @ 128

      ThAT’S BAD, VERY BAD.

      Not if you are the adult sons of a certain local unserious twat.

    132. 132

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 10:36 pm

      This might be a large enough margin to take out Rosen, too.

      Eric Daugherty
      @EricLDaugh

      NYT: Trump to win Nevada by 4 points (estimate)

      10:31 PM · Nov 5, 2024

    133. 133

      Please inform us spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 10:39 pm

      @131,

      Would you please expand on that post for those of us who are not familiar with your reference?

    134. 134

      Roger Rabbit spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 10:44 pm

      The Hill has called it for Trump, but NBC, ABC, and CBS haven’t. I haven’t really drilled down into the numbers in the Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania, so I don’t know what prospect there is for Harris to overtake Trump in those states, but I’m not holding my breath. I called it for Trump on Handbill, based on The Hill’s call.

    135. 135

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 10:46 pm

      Yet another government job she didn’t earn through merit, if it happens.

      2 minutes ago
      David Strom

      I predict that Kamala Harris will be the first female president. Biden will hand the office over to her before the 20th.

      Imagine how this would hurt the aspirations of women who want the first woman president to be someone they successfully elected to the office.

    136. 136

      Roger Rabbit spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 10:47 pm

      Congratulations, President-in-waiting Vance. It’s just a matter of time, perhaps only months, before your accession.

    137. 137

      Roger Rabbit spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 10:52 pm

      @135 She merits it a lot more than Trump, who was elected twice on racism, bigotry, and selling chaos as a virtue.

    138. 138

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 10:55 pm

      Sam Brown now up a smidge in the NV Senate race although the Clark County mail will probably put Rosen back up and (barely) over the top.

      But still. Imagine the results if Sam Brown’s face was not so badly disfigured.

    139. 139

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 10:57 pm

      @ 137

      Classic sore loser.

      Fox called Wisconsin for DJT47.

    140. 140

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 11:00 pm

      Biden pardons DJT47, DJT47 pardons POS Hunter Biden.

      Easy-peasy.

    141. 141

      Roger Rabbit spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 11:03 pm

      @135 “Imagine how this would hurt the aspirations of women who want the first woman president …”

      America has never had a woman president, and maybe isn’t ready for one, but I think the biggest problem for Democrats is they took the working class for granted.

      They had the blue-collar vote for generations after the New Deal. Not anymore. I’ve watched videos of people in the Rust Belt saying both parties are controlled by elites, nobody cares about them, and only Trump is listening to them. That’s a problem Democrats will need to address.

    142. 142

      Politically Incorrect spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 11:05 pm

      @134 – You lost – big time – rodent, and the only one you have to blame is the person who is staring back at you in the mirror.

      Get the fuck over yourself.

    143. 143

      EvergreenRailfan spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 11:08 pm

      Interesting results in the Portland City Council race.

      https://www.kgw.com/article/news/politics/elections/live-election-results-portland-city-council/283-d736cfda-bfdb-4746-8531-c84a9cc8e5cf

    144. 144

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 11:13 pm

      First candidate to win three consecutive elections since FDR.

      /sarc

    145. 145

      Roger Rabbit spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 11:14 pm

      @138 Clark County has 28,000 ballots needing signature cures, apparently mostly younger voters.

    146. 146

      Revenge is pretty sweet! spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 11:16 pm

      It would be very appropriate if Trump starts his victory speech with:

      “Sorry to keep you waiting…complicated business, complicated…”

      That’s what he said on the YouTube video when he shellacked Hillary in 2016. It would be very gratifying to hear him speak those words. Those words were the exact phase he used in 2016 when he addressed his supporters after defeating Her
      Highness, Hillary Clinton.

    147. 147

      Roger Rabbit spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 11:17 pm

      @139 “Classic sore loser.”

      Are you saying there’s no justification for not liking our country electing someone like Trump?

      Having a problem with his character, criminality, lying, tolerance of racism and bigotry, treatment of women, and fucked-up foreign and domestic policies doesn’t make me a sore loser. It makes me a concerned citizen worried about where things go from here.

    148. 148

      Roger Rabbit spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 11:20 pm

      @144 Still spewing that bullshit? Extraordinary claims require at least ordinary proof. Where’s the proof?

    149. 149

      Roger Rabbit spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 11:27 pm

      @142 “You lost – big time – rodent.”

      Hardly. My candidates ran the table here in Washington. Kari Lake lost in Arizona. So did Mark Robinson and Michele Morrow in North Carolina. Losing the Senate was expected.

    150. 150

      Roger Rabbit spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 11:31 pm

      Interestingly, Trump is right at 50% to 51% in North Carolina, Georgia, Pennsylvania, Nevada, and Arizona — virtually every battleground state. That’s no popular mandate. The electorate doesn’t like or trust either candidate.

    151. 151

      Politically Incorrect spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 11:33 pm

      @149 – Keep dreaming, rodent.

    152. 152

      Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 11:35 pm

      but I think the biggest problem for Democrats is they took the working class for granted.

      Of course, you’re talking about white “working class” voters.

      Nobody took any voters for granted. Bigots turned out in higher percentages. End of story. The people who want to believe that Haitian asylum seekers barbecue golden retrievers turned out in higher percentages. The people who want to believe that Kamala Harris won her Senate seat in the largest state by blowing Hollywood turned out. They showed up.

    153. 153

      Roger Rabbit spews:

      Tuesday, 11/5/24 at 11:39 pm

      @151 I don’t to have to dream. I read the results. Did you?

      Governor – Democrat
      Lt. governor – Democrat
      Secretary of state – Democrat
      Treasurer – Democrat
      Auditor – Democrat
      Attorney general – Democrat
      Public lands commissioner – Democrat
      Superintendent of public instruction – Democrat
      Insurance commissioner – Democrat
      U.S. Senate race – Democrat
      House seats flipped to GOP – None

      I was also pulling for Dan Newhouse (R, WA-4). He won, too. In our state, all the assholes lost. They also lost in North Carolina and Arizona.

    154. 154

      Roger Rabbit spews:

      Wednesday, 11/6/24 at 12:08 am

      @152 I actually don’t think that fully covers it. We wouldn’t need the last dollop of turnout if we were on good terms with the solid majority of voters that should exist when our opponent is Trump.

    155. 155

      Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:

      Wednesday, 11/6/24 at 2:58 am

      We wouldn’t need the last dollop of turnout if we were on good terms with…

      …bigots, Roger. Bigots.

      We won’t know for sure until we have voter file data next month. But the early clues will come from turnout totals and vote share totals by county in the swings. And it’s looking like Fat Hitler grew his share in his 2020 counties. And Harris did not. In fact in at least a few Biden 2020 counties Harris turnout declined. They stayed home.

      Who are “they”? Too early to know, of course. Millennials and Gen Z. And likely that the hoped for surge of female turnout did not materialize. Dobbs stayed home.

    156. 156

      What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

      Wednesday, 11/6/24 at 4:46 am

      Governor – Democrat
      Lt. governor – Democrat
      Secretary of state – Democrat
      Treasurer – Democrat
      Auditor – Democrat
      Attorney general – Democrat
      Public lands commissioner – Democrat
      Superintendent of public instruction – Democrat
      Insurance commissioner – Democrat
      U.S. Senate race – Democrat
      House seats flipped to GOP – None

      LOL! For my family’s future.. Take it in a heartbeat.

      Country “elected” a fat fascist, misogynist, serial rapist, junk food junkie, felonious con man in severe cognitive decline. Pat yourself on the back America..

      Soon to be succeeded by a dork law school grad, a creature of silicon valley greedhead neo-fascists.. Future’s so bright..

    157. 157

      What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

      Wednesday, 11/6/24 at 5:00 am

      Dobbs stayed home.

      Not in Montana.. Some of the native Montanans still favored a shithead carpetbagger over a native farmer.

      A little of each (natives, carpetbaggers) in Montana showed up for Dobbs I guess..

    158. 158

      What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

      Wednesday, 11/6/24 at 5:01 am

      @151 Oh and what happened to the “derp” state? (rolls eyes)

    159. 159

      What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

      Wednesday, 11/6/24 at 5:10 am

      Look on the bright side!

      ‘U.S. stock futures, which had risen steadily overnight, surged as the outcome of the vote became clear, putting an end to weeks of uncertainty. Futures in the S&P 500 rose more than 2 percent and futures in the Russell 2000, an index of small U.S. companies, jumped 6 percent. U.S. bank stocks also rose.

      Yields on U.S. government bonds climbed as traders prepared for the possibility of higher deficits and economic stimulus under a Trump administration.

      Bitcoin surged to record highs, as Mr. Trump has promised to end the Biden administration’s regulatory push and establish the United States as the “crypto capital of the planet.”’

      https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/05/business/election-stock-markets.html

      Wait till the tariffs kick in.. heh.. aka drumpf’s “taxing and spending”.. Consumers pay through the nose and drumpf rewards its sicko-phants and punishes all those who don’t care to kiss ass.

    160. 160

      What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

      Wednesday, 11/6/24 at 5:13 am

      Who coined the phrase “loyal opposition”?

      fuck that.

    161. 161

      What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

      Wednesday, 11/6/24 at 5:18 am

      Even Berlusconi died.. And not that long ago.. 86 years old.. klown lived too long..

      fat hitler won’t be so lucky.

    162. 162

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Wednesday, 11/6/24 at 6:43 am

      @ 150, 152, 153

      No doubt. Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit’s a winner. Never let it be said otherwise.

      Because having no money and living in a shithole in a blue city in a blue state makes you a winner.

    163. 163

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Wednesday, 11/6/24 at 6:58 am

      @ 150

      Interestingly, Trump is right at 50% to 51% in North Carolina, Georgia, Pennsylvania, Nevada, and Arizona — virtually every battleground state. That’s no popular mandate.

      Let’s unpack this, shall we?

      Trump flipped Pennsylvania. Michigan (probably). Wisconsin. Georgia. Nevada. Arizona (probably). He won well over 300 electoral votes.

      The GOP flipped three Senate seats, probably a fourth, and quite possibly a fifth.

      So right there Trump’s got the cabinet he wants, the undersecretaries he wants, the treaties he wants, and the judges and justices he wants.

      Now, to the House. Right now the House will remain (barely) in GOP control. Spending bills originate in the House, and the Speaker has substantial power over that legislative body.

      …

      Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, how does control over the White House and over both houses of Congress, when merely two years ago the GOP controlled none of those three, not constitute a mandate for the Republican party to govern?

      As an example, just look at what the Democrats were able to accomplish with the IRA, which barely got through the Senate. Look at the number of times our spineless, DEI vice president was forced to cast a tie-breaking vote in order to move a bill through Congress.

      Just for starters, the GOP can undo much of the IRA’s damage now, assuming it holds the House. After last night’s bloodbath there won’t be a whole lot of Democrat objection to the downgrading of EV requirements in that law. It’s not a popular law in the Rust Belt states and the employers of the UAW workers are losing billions trying to keep up with its requirements.

      Of course last night’s results are a mandate for the GOP to govern, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit. Claiming otherwise is just a weakling’s cry for help, and there’s none fucking coming.

      Look at the bright side, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit: You won’t live through all of it.

      Now GFYS, you execrable, festering POS.

    164. 164

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Wednesday, 11/6/24 at 7:01 am

      It’s instructive to look back on recent history WRT the Senate and the loosening or elimination of previous rules that enabled the minority to restrict the majority’s use of power.

      Harry Reid played a monster role in that loosening of the rules. Cocaine Mitch warned him about the consequences, explicitly.

      Libbies, welcome to the consequences.

    165. 165

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Wednesday, 11/6/24 at 7:05 am

      How an adult behaves:

      Mark Cuban
      @mcuban

      Congrats @realDonaldTrump. You won fair and square.

      Congrats to @elonmusk as well.

      #Godspeed
      10:23 PM · Nov 5, 2024

      How a bloviating, useless weakling behaves.

    166. 166

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Wednesday, 11/6/24 at 7:16 am

      @ 152

      Bigots turned out in higher percentages. End of story.

      It’s a very short story, that. It ignores:

      The black vote.

      The Hispanic/Latino vote.

      The Jewish vote.

      The Muslim vote.

      The Asian-American vote.

      …

      The thing is, QoS McHillbilly, Boxcheck Momala underperformed with nearly everybody. I think she even underperformed with women, despite being one herself. Whatever happened to First! Woman! President!

      McHillbilly, I feel your pain, I really do. But lying about reality rather than beginning to think upon your own sins has been your shtick for years. It’s well past time for you to STFU and live with the consequences of the DNC’s choices.

      In 2020 the DNC chose Biden because he made a promise – at least one promise – to Clyburn. In 2024 the DNC chose Harris because Biden endorsed her in his afterthought email after pulling out of the race, and because giving everyone else only 70 hours to organize and consolidate around an alternative was nowhere near enough time.

      For three straight election cycles the DNC put forth a deeply flawed nominee. For three straight cycles the RNC did the same.

      McHillbilly, we’re both unhappy. The difference between us is that I fully accept the blame for the RNC’s choice of my candidate, whereas you place blame for America’s repudiation of your candidates on everyone except yourself.

      Think on your sins. You’ve certainly got the time, now.

    167. 167

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Wednesday, 11/6/24 at 7:23 am

      Back to @ 150, 163 the mandate argument. I neglected – my bad – to mention that Donald Trump won the national popular vote, probably by about 2 million voters.

      Trump won more than 300 EVs and beat Boxcheck Momala by 2 million popular votes.

      Now add a solidly GOP Senate. Now add a good chance of holding the House.

      Over the next two years you’ll get to watch something you refuse to call a mandate, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

      It’s still a mandate, though you dare not speak its name.

    168. 168

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Wednesday, 11/6/24 at 7:26 am

      I’m sorry, I can’t quite recall. Which HA commenter predicted a 5-10% bump in DJT share value immediately after the election results are known?

      Trump Media & Technology Group Corp
      DJT:NASDAQ

      RT Quote | Last NASDAQ LS, VOL From CTA | USD
      Last | 10:23 AM EST
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      quote price arrow up+2.62 (+7.72%)

      You want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.

      Even so, it’s a wall I’m climbing down from. HA is dead.

    169. 169

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Wednesday, 11/6/24 at 7:36 am

      I daresay there is no more credible politician to extoll the virtues of the filibuster and the nine-member US Supreme Court than Senator Charles Schumer of The Great Commonwealth of New York.

    170. 170

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Wednesday, 11/6/24 at 7:45 am

      The Simpsons creator drew a comic just for QoS McHillbilly.

    171. 171

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Wednesday, 11/6/24 at 7:46 am

      It’s not too early, Democrats, to get started on your JD Vance Is Hitler campaign.

    172. 172

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Wednesday, 11/6/24 at 7:59 am

      Uh oh. Here come the homosexual pedos.

      Whidbey’s Camp Casey, campground and conference center, sold to YMCA

    173. 173

      Vicious Troll spews:

      Wednesday, 11/6/24 at 8:01 am

      Line of the day (but it’s early still):

      In a callback to the beginning of Harris’ campaign, one Democratic operative wondered: “Is it brat to lose an election?”

    174. 174

      What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

      Wednesday, 11/6/24 at 8:21 am

      You won’t live through all of it.

      pffft. fat hitler certainly won’t.. Will it stay out of a prison jumpsuit? maybe..

      There’s time between now and January..

      And when it kicks? Congrats fat hitler.. you made it..

    175. 175

      What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

      Wednesday, 11/6/24 at 8:25 am

      I remember when Trump’s attacks on John McCain were disqualifying.

      I remember when Trump’s “Access Hollywood” tape would force him out.

      I remember when Trump’s indictments would give voters pause.

      I remember when Trump’s felony convictions would give voters pause…

      I remember when Trump was not who we are…

      https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/06/opinion/trump-wins-harris-loses.html

      Apparently drumpf and ass cheeks spread wide @ 162-173 is “who we are”..

      And we should stop pretending.. yeah right..

    176. 176

      What an asshole. Must be a Republican. spews:

      Wednesday, 11/6/24 at 8:33 am

      Trump’s got the cabinet he wants, the undersecretaries he wants, the treaties he wants, and the judges and justices he wants.

      Congrats America, ya ordered yourself a dictator.. Don’t look at us when y’all whine with buyer’s remorse. Didn’t “injecting bleach” and Jan 6 teach you anything? the nation’s secrets showing up in a sex club toilet? hmmmmm. nope..

      HA is dead.

      heh.. like soundpolitics? hardly but ass cheeks spread wide will follow soon enough anyway..

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