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YLB, I’m so sorry I missed your day.
Kirsten Gillibrand✔
@SenGillibrand
Women are half the population.
Issues that ensure our economic security—paid leave, equal pay, affordable childcare—are not just side issues or “women’s issues.”
And our rights are nonnegotiable.
This #WomensEqualityDay, let’s decide that we value women. And it’s about time.
5:57 AM – Aug 26, 2019
Less sorry that this airhead will miss the next debate.
So optimistic on Trade talks….and talks!
Effeminate Putin-loving troll @1 has strange issues.
3,
Extremist right wing welfare queens have to dig through a lot of remote ephemera if they hope to distract from NUKETHEHURRICANES!, THECUCKENNING!, and TRADEWARS!.
The wingosphere these days seems determined to win the daily battle for Twitter ignominy at any cost. It’s bound to be too much even for a tireless and devoted Putin cheerleader like Teh Dumbfuck.
Perhaps lost in the massive flurry of settlements quickly negotiated in the wake of the 2016 Republican Great Mistake was this one:
https://www.miamiherald.com/entertainment/ent-columns-blogs/jose-lambiet/article129651494.html
Absolutely disgusting. Sorry, trailerbillies. G7 ministers don’t do bedbugs.
I know it’s hard with them setting their hair on fire every ten minutes, but right now try and remember that every single Republican you know is still absolutely seething with righteous fury and indignation that President and Mrs. Obama were paid lots of money to publish memoirs after they left the White House.
6
And we were paid very well indeed for the memoirs! We bought some nice digs on Martha’s Vineyard with the money.
@5
Speaking of Bedbugs,
Noted New York Times Columnist and ‘Free Speech on Campus” advocate Brett Stephens searched his own name on Twitter and found a tenured professor at George Washington University referred to him as a ‘Metaphorical Bedbug” in a tweet that at the time had 9 likes and 0 retweets.
Snowflake emailed the University provost and started a campaign to have the professor fired.
“The left just can’t handle people speaking on campus!”
@7
Yes, yes we did. And somehow we did all that without four bankruptcies, having to go on a reality TV Show to pay the tax bill and stay out of prison, groping any women, burning through staff like we had matches and gasoline, fucking porn stars, having previous marriages, spending quality time with a serial child rapist AND suggesting to nuke the weather.
I think there was some news media types who treated us unfairly too but that comes with the job and you gotta just keep your head up.
Amazing!
“THECUCKENNING!”
Heh.
“G7 ministers don’t do bedbugs”
Grrr. You beat me to it.
Troll @7 could be replaced with an algorithm. SAD!
And if he already is one, that’s even sadder because there are a lot of better algorithms than that one out there.
Fuck!!!!!!
Just when I started feeling a bit cozy with Trade talks. Who would have figured all bullshit!
Who here was the first to predict and mention a recession……..hmmm, let me think.
Good luck PI.
Rats. Bedbugs. Undesirable people. Mar-a-Lago is obviously a fucking shithole.
This cop shooting may cost taxpayers three times the usual $5 million.
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/parents-disabled-man-killed-costco-said-they-begged-duty-officer-n1046726
I see the exec dir of Log Cabin Queers resigned…..boy, them some funny dudes and gals, they almost exemplify The Hump Admin. Suckers!
Gonna got me some luggage today…see you at the Airport and bus terminals
@1 I wouldn’t call you an “airhead.” You’re more like a prostituted intellect.
Meanwhile, the rightwing lizard running Brazil wants an “apology” before he’ll accept $20 million of aid to help fight the Amazon fires. I can visualize how this could play out in other contexts:
A rapist demanding his victim apologize for resisting;
A cop ordering a black man to apologize for making him shoot him;
Kris Kobach wanting blacks, Jews, Hispanics, Native Americans, students, elderly people, and poor people to apologize for voting;
Trump demanding Obama apologize for being born;
Doctor Dumbfuck wanting his horse to apologize for not having a smaller asshole;
Etc. etc.
7,9,
The sales numbers (Best selling memoir in history – at least until next year’s release) would suggest you were underpaid.
And all without the support of free copies being handed out at NRA gatherings and CPAC conferences.
Paul Ryan’s remainders table didn’t think that was possible.
“Doctor Dumbfuck wanting his horse to apologize for not having a smaller asshole”
You still don’t seem to understand how the whole GOP “man-horse love” thing works. Here. Google “Mr. Hands”
But don’t say you weren’t warned.
@ 5
…2016 Republican Great Mistake…
Y’all bitches always seem so reluctant to acknowledge your 2016 Democrat Great Mistake.
Why is that?
@ 14
Mar-a-Lago is obviously a fucking shithole.
Well, I know where gman is gonna take its next vacation.
I’d like to thank YLB’s kids for footing the bill for my retirement.
Opinion: Massive cuts to Social Security: This is the ‘wall’ Americans should worry about
…by 2030 around 60% of likely voters will be over 45 — and half of those — will already be over 60.
Good luck passing a 25% Social Security cut.
Balancing the Social Security account instead would need extra taxes of about 1% of GDP, say Social Security trustees. (Balancing Medicare would need another 0.4%.) These will not be politically trivial sums: Current taxes are only about 16.5% of GDP, so we’re looking at a hike of nearly 10%.
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/this-is-the-wall-americans-really-need-to-worry-about-2019-02-25?mod=mw_theo_homepage
It’s only 10%, YLB. I’m sure your kids will be able to handle it just fine.
“Steve King jokes about forced sterilization and Muslim” concentration camps: ‘Everyone should eat pork’”
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/08/steve-king-jokes-about-forced-sterilization-and-muslim-concentration-camps-everyone-should-eat-pork/
Funny shit.
I’ve been looking into ways to solve the “deplorables” problem after we take our country back from Putin and his minions, orange moron and Doctor Dumbfuck, and to do it without 63,000,000 corpses creating a bloody, stinking, fly infested blight on the American landscape.
We have the technology.
“High-Powered Plasma Turns Garbage Into Gas”
https://www.wired.com/2012/01/ff_trashblaster/
The “Trashblaster”.
Funny shit, huh?
@ 6
…every single Republican you know is still absolutely seething with righteous fury and indignation that President and Mrs. Obama were paid lots of money to publish memoirs after they left the White House.
And yet I’m not a bit bothered that Hillary will publish hers after she left the White House.
On January 20, 2001.
“Y’all bitches always seem so reluctant to…”
We’re busy hunting down the fascist traitors who sold our country out to Putin, Kim Jung Un and Prince Bonesaw.
“The Trashmaster. They walk in, but they don’t walk out.”
Think about it.
I was reading earlier today about the Van Eck Vietnam ETF as a way to play the ups and downs of the tariff saga.
Home Depot says suppliers are moving manufacturing out of China to avoid tariffs
https://www.cnbc.com/2019/08/20/home-depot-says-suppliers-are-moving-manufacturing-out-of-china.html
When Roger Dumbfuck Rabbit goes to the library to read Barron’s this weekend, he’ll get to read about it, too.
Trial axiom, never ever ask a question under cross that you don’t already know the answer to.
Why is that? Because our “mistake” is pulling weeds in her organic vegetable garden in Chappaqua, while your mistake is burning down the global economy (again) while ordering SAC bomber wings to go to war with the weather.
So after two of his most decorated narcotics detectives who completely fabricated a useless and deadly drug raid are charged with murder, and after scores of their colleagues who participated in the raid conspired with them to alter and destroy evidence, Houston Police Chief Art Acevedo insists that they are all “heroes”.
He want apologies from the media.
And he wants to be recognized and rewarded for “getting to the bottom” of his department’s rampant, out-of-control, and still ongoing corruption.
Prolly wants a fucking pony too.
@ 29
You forgot “…and remaking the judiciary.”
“Video appears to show police entering a home without a warrant and choking a teen”
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1166422346388922368
Appears my ass. The officer clearly opens the door a crack, then steps back to announce his presence and declare that the door was already open. He compounds this falsehood in his sworn statements. As does his partner.
These are criminal acts. It absolutely stretches credulity to suggest that breaching a closed door in a private residence, entering against the clearly stated objections of the minor occupant, assaulting the minor occupant, ransacking the private home, and then proceeding to arrest the minor on based on falsified statements are actions taken “under color of authority”. But regardless, swearing a false statement on a police report is not part of a police officer’s duties.
It only took thirty years. But we’ve finally found “The Wilding”.
“your mistake is burning down the global economy (again) while ordering SAC bomber wings to go to war with the weather”
I suppose we should just be glad Doctor Dumbfuck’s orange moron didn’t nuke Denmark this week. That was a close call. Good thing for Danes they’re white. That might have been all that saved them.
Burned a flag in a fire built of bibles in honor of this.
Invited all the neighborhood kids over to watch.
Got high as fuck and handed out abortion pills during intermission. Tomorrow will be drag queen story time.
#youandyourremadejudiciarybuiltthat
@ 34
#youandyourremadejudiciarybuiltthat
Just wait until RBG takes her long dirt nap. Y’all are gonna be so shrill over it YLB will look masculine compared with the rest of y’all.
“Just wait until RBG takes her long dirt nap. Y’all are gonna be so shrill over it YLB will look masculine compared with the rest of y’all.”
As the Amazon burns and a hurricane heads towards Mar-a Lago as though God herself is at the steering wheel, RGB disappoints our dumbfuck once again.
I wonder? Who obsesses dumbfuck more, RGB or YLB? And do they split the rent on his head? Or has dumbfuck not yet thought of charging them?
Ok. Tomorrow – a trade deal – definitely. Invest. Invest!
35,
Her “dirt nap” will make you happy?
You want her to “take a dirt nap”?
How soon do you want her to “take a dirt nap”?
How bad do you want her to “take a dirt nap”?
Do you plan to do anything about that?*
Asking for a friend…
*Anything other than voting for president NUKETHEHURRICANES!
The DJIA’s EMA, MACD, RSI, TDD, Fibs – all bearish to very bearish.
How bad have mindless thumpers been losing the culture wars and for how long?
Church ladies will go to jail if they try to stop same sex couples from getting married.
Recreational weed is legal, and your King County Prosecutor is declining to take most use charges for heavy drugs to trial.
Saying “Fuck you, Pig!” to a cop is protected expression.
I can order an abortion over the internet for about $70.
Larry Craig can use whatever bathroom he likes.
My local library system hosts regular Drag Queen Storytime.
Teh Dumbfuck is confused by it, but he’s read (in Barrons, one presumes) that young women his daughter’s age get laid using a smartphone app.
He doesn’t realize it but OfDumbfuck uses the same app to audition for new bulls.
“Faith based” social service providers who got their start during the Bush years are now cratering because (who knew?) vital social services cannot be made contingent on agreeing to observe weird superstitious rituals.
California’s greatest culture warrior will go to trial next year on charges that he diverted campaign funds to pay for Satanic BDSM parties.
The “Evangelicals” are now going all in for a thrice divorced serial philanderer who brags about sexual assault, swears like a rapper, and has never seen the inside of a bible.
And that video of Bob being fucked in the ass by a horse is still up after fifteen years.
Yeah. Thumper Culture Wars court packing has been a huge success.
Unbroken string of losses going all the way back to forever.
@ 40
Teh Dumbfuck is confused by it, but he’s read (in Barrons, one presumes) that young women his daughter’s age get laid using a smartphone app.
Read? Hell, I’ve tried it on myself.
A person has to work at it (although not intellectually) to come up with telling a black man to his face he resembles a zoo gorilla. Especially on live TV. But … this is Oklahoma, so what do you expect?
https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/27/us/oklahoma-tv-anchor-apologizes-racist-comments-soh/index.html
Roger Rabbit Commentary: They’re always tearful and apologetic after leaving the station manager’s office (“What the hell were you doing? This could cost us our license!”).
It’s a safe bet someone else wrote the script for her on-air mea culpa, made her memorize it, a director standing behind the camera cued when to sob, and they ran her through a couple dozen practice drills — as a condition of keeping her job.
41,
I hate to break it to you, but if it cost you $30 and all you got was “a happy ending” you aren’t doing it right.
42,
An apology plus half her salary for the next year given to the charity of his choosing.
@21 You can’t expect a feral rabbit to have any kind of expertise about human unnatural acts.
@22 “Why is that?”
Because any mistakes we made in 2016 pale to insignificance compared to the mistake Republicans made (for our country and themselves*) by voting in a Hitler wannabe.
* See, e.g., the midwest farmers now going bankrupt despite the wasted billions in taxpayer bailouts
@24 “Balancing the Social Security account instead would need extra taxes of about 1% of GDP”
It’s not hard to figure out who will pay those taxes if all those retirees and soon-to-be-retireds vote for the party that won’t cut their Social Security and Medicare, is it?
At that stage of their lives, they won’t care whether the “job creators” are creating jobs, although I suspect most of them already see through that scam.
“Hell, I’ve tried it on myself.”
Pull the phone out of your ass. He said “app”.
@28 Yawn. Scratch. I’ll bet Warren Buffet knew about it before you did. I’ve had no trouble co-existing with him. I’ll survive you, too. Scratch. Did I get these fleas from you? I’ll bet you’re a carrier.
What is the best way to solve sweeping, shared problems in society?
Standard Traditional Democrat: “Use progressive taxation to pool public money to pay for a lowest cost solution that benefits everyone equally.”
Standard Traditional Republican: “Use a flat tax to choose winners and losers, make sure the winners are mostly white dudes from good schools, and occasionally start a war to distract.”
New Democrat: “Use tax increment financing in partnership with private sector winners we choose to develop an ‘optimal’ private sector solution that doesn’t really work and only benefits the private sector winners and us. Also start a war to distract, but mostly to look ‘tough’.”
New Republican: “Kill the Mexicans. Nuke the Hurricanes. Grab some pussy. Golf. Fuck your feelings.”
Choices.
Poor Jennifer Rubin. Once a Republican, now she’s issuing “calls for violence from the radical left” and “insane liberal hate”.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/DoNotTreadOnUs/?fref=mentions
She’s been useful, so she won’t be sent to the “The Trashmaster” for processing.
“New Democrat:”
Goes to what a friend keeps saying. “Obama was the best Republican president this nation has had since Clinton.”
@ 50
Choices
You seem to have left out “personal responsibility”.
52,
So naturally they hate both of them with the heat of a thousand suns.
“personal responsibility”
Perhaps someday dumbfuck and the GOP will live up to that and quit freeloading off everyone else.
53,
I was waiting for president NUKETHEHURRICANES! and Senate Majority Leader Moscow Mitch to explain to us what “personal responsibility” has to do with Chuck Grassley’s $2 million dollars in taxpayer subsidies. Or Devin Nunes’ $1 million. Or their use of undocumented immigrant laborers. Or for that matter, Duncan Hunter’s custom acrylic nails… to say nothing of his amyl nitrate and ball gags.
But thank you so much for volunteering.
Well…
Did you miss the memo about the TPS reports Bob?
Here. Let me print up another copy for you. Mmmkay? Great.
All your lofty pulpits now lie in ruined ashes at your feet.
I had this guy for AP Explosives – he was pretty good. Maybe a bit volatile.
A Florida teacher told students if he were a school shooter, he’d have a 1,000-person body count
https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/23/us/florida-teacher-school-shooter/
Good thing the NEA’s got his back.
He’d never compare you to an ape. To a Newtown pre-schooler, maybe, but never an ape.
https://www.politico.com/story/2019/08/26/susan-collins-sara-gideon-2020-maine-election-1472411
Wait. What?
That’s unpossible!
Moscow Mitch had a plan!
Moscow Mitch’s plan was unfallible!
The Plan:
Murika LIKES BEER!
Murika hates SHRILL!
Give Murika BEER!
Make Durtee Hippies SHRILL!
WIN ALL THE CONGRESSES!
Republican Rick Wilson will not be required to go to the “The Trashmaster” for processing.
On Trump whining about Puerto Rico…
I hate that #3 is probably true. But today, as it was in the beginning, it is truth that shall make us free.
57,
I was gonna make a crack about “punching down” again.
But then I asked myself, is a failed radiologist having lost his malprac policy and forced to live in a trailer park “punching down” when he goes after a $41k/yr teacher and former Marine?
I honestly don’t know. I’m willing to bet he partied and got laid in school a lot more than any pre-med student. And as a former Marine, it’s safe to say he’s partied and gotten laid more period.
It’s a tough call.
59,
I dunno, just a thought.
Maybe some nationally syndicated luminary consultant with a giant corporate funded megaphone based in Tallahassee could reach out Puerto Rican voters in Florida.
If only someone like that was available.
Fuck that guy. I can absolutely fucking guarantee that the minute Trump is history, the Bush Crime Family is back in business, and fucknozzles like Wilson have been restored to their glory he will turn on everyone and anyone who helped him off the floor and back into his comfy chair at the table.
Wanna know how?
Precisely because he WILL NOT work to elect Democrats.
He aint found Jesus. He just wants JEB! back. That’s all.
@51 Sounds like she’s still a Republican. She certainly thinks like one.
@53 What’s this? A Trump rooster cackling about “personal responsibility? Must be laying a hell of an egg.*
* Yes, I know. I didn’t think roosters laid eggs, either, until this one came along.
@58 She”ll be even sadder if it costs her her re-election, as it should.
Free rent in a dumfuk’s pin head isn’t much to gloat over.
Mary k might be dead by then and at the rate she’s writing checks to liberal causes, boob’ll be gone long before that anyway..
And the world will be a better place. Sue me I’m a glass half full kind of guy.
@61 “Fuck that guy.”
My saying Rick Wilson shouldn’t executed for treason because he’s been useful during the present crisis isn’t to say that he should be completely exonerated.
Such people are useful right now. I give them enough credit for that to keep them off the gallows. If they’re not useful, they can swing on a fucking rope for their treason.
Game changing revelation.
“Deutsche Bank has Trump’s taxes — and loan applications cosigned by Russian oligarchs: report”
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/08/deutsche-bank-has-trumps-taxes-and-loan-application-cosigned-by-russian-oligarch-report/
Next year Georgia’s class 2 Senate seat will appear on the same ballot as the name Donald J. Trump.
@67 Ya know, I think Trump’s supporters don’t give a shit.
“The Trump administration is weighing a possible deal with the Taliban that would refer to the insurgents by the name of their former hardline regime, which Washington has previously rejected as illegitimate, two foreign diplomats and a Taliban source told NBC News.
“If approved in a final agreement, the phrase ‘Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan’ would be greeted as a diplomatic coup by the Taliban, who have presented themselves as a government in waiting since they were ousted from power in a U.S.-led intervention in 2001.
“But Afghan officials and skeptics of the negotiations have long viewed any reference to the former Taliban regime as repugnant, and a potentially damaging concession.”
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/proposed-u-s-deal-taliban-uses-name-insurgency-s-former-n1047091
Roger Rabbit Commentary: Typical Trump. Cave in and call it “the deal of the century.” GOP = surrender monkeys.
#artofthedeal
#somuchwinning