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The Trump stumbles just keep coming, don’t they? How does such a knucklehead get elected president? Why, by knucklehead voters, of course. The “Blabbergate” scandal threatens to drive Drumpf’s ratings into negative numbers, and is raising new questions about whether the Hillbilly Loose Cannon will make it to July. Even staunch GOP allies are unwilling to defend him this time. Is the end near?
Drumpf apparently doesn’t have any speechwriters capable of creating original material. (Perhaps because Republicans don’t have any original ideas?) It seems they’re now plagiarizing his commencement speeches from Reese Witherspoon:
” … the president’s commencement speech at Liberty University in Lynchburg, Virginia, on Saturday sounded suspiciously like the address that Reese Witherspoon’s character gave on graduating from Harvard in the hit movie ‘Legally Blonde.'”
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....mg00000009
Roger Rabbit Commentary: Hey, why not? If you have no intellect of your own, it makes sense to copy someone who does. Don’t all future Republicans learn how to look over to the next desk when taking third grade tests? And why not Reese? She’s smarter than all of them. They could do a lot worse (e.g., by plagiarizing Sarah Palin or Ann Coulter).
Trump blows the lid off top-secret intel on ISIS, and stocks are up wholesomely for a second straight day. What gives? Is the market now pricing in impeachment?
Short trip
Rasmussen -21
Gallup 38% Approve
NBC/WSJ – 39% Approve
Q – 36% Approve
Send out your surrogates to say, “He didn’t tell the Russians any classified informaion on Monday. On Tuesday, admit that you did so.
Yes, the President has the right to disclose classified information. I have the absolute right to defecate in a small hole on my back deck daily but doing so isn’t smart.
Hows that relationship with the FBI and CIA going?
Guys, even if you manage to get Trump thrown out of office, I still won’t be president. Mike Pence will be president if Trump is gone. Consider that – he’s a real, no BS Republican. Pence might do worse than Trump.
I will never be president, unfortunately. I’m just too hated by too many. I appreciate your sentiments, however.
1,
that’s a smear to all the knuckleheads, many of whom don’t deserve it. You give treason supporters too much credit by implying that their support is unwitting. Undoubtedly this is true of some, like perhaps the Pedophile Troll, who seems to unwittingly repeat whatever moronic toxic falsehoods they feed him. But certainly Врач немой ебать’s treason is not unwitting. Like probably the great majority of Fuckface Von Clownstick’s 63 million voters he is fully aware that his vote is directed at doing long term damage to America’s national interests, both global and domestic. Spurred on by the quasi-intellectual urgings of Cassandra Complex sofa racists like Michael Anton, they fancy themselves as courageously self-sacrificing Todd Beamers having rushed the cockpit to seize the controls. Their treason is entirely mindful and aware. Even if their actions bring down the plane, they consider it worth it, if only for the sake of humiliating a few hated liberal elites.
6,
keep dreaming, traitors.
You treasonous fucks are stuck with that ugly orange face tattoo for the next 3 – 1/2 years. And we’re stuck looking at it.
There is precisely zero chance that Fuckface will quit. And even less chance that Hillbilly-Traitors will do anything to dislodge him. Because at long last, there is no more REAL Republican than Donald J. Trump. All that he is, all that he believes, and all that he stands for, is all you treasonous motherfuckers have left.
Think on that, hillbilly.
8,
Your anger won’t get me elected. I’m done.
Thanks for your concern, however.
9,
It’s true. Thanks to Russian-Puppet Fuckface Von Clownstick Hillbilly-Traitors are done. The last six or seven Democratic Senators willing to work across the aisle to cater to the needs of Goldman Sachs and B of A are leaving in the next few years. Dems only need to flip 24 in the House – a number that is increasingly within reach thanks to you people fucking up and passing over Liddle Marco because he was too Meskin. Pence’s destiny lies in a teaching position at some Thumper academy. And Fuckface will be spending his retirement giving video taped deps from a hospital bed.
You’ve become an embarrassment to yourselves. And that’s saying a lot, considering that “yourselves” includes a shit ton of people who look like this.
10,
Yes, but that’s not me.
<a href="http://www.wweek.com/news/stat....."Life in Boobs low-tax paradise where locals vote only their pocketbooks and fuck the common good!
The book is out on Trump. Erdogan just complimented him on “your legendary triumph in the election”. No Trump will give him anything he wants.
The permanent state of our trolls.
Greetings,my most excellent Neo-Socialist friends. How are things going with Trump in office?
11,
sure it is.
Things are going to be a little different this time, compared to last time you traitors built a mountain of body bags at Dover and cratered the global economy.
You’ll have about as much success pretending to be “independent” or “Libertarian” as you’re having right now pretending to be Hillary Clinton.
#midtermsarecoming and this time payback’s a bitch. Because with each passing week, with each serial Russian-Puppet Fuckface offense, the ranks of those willing to protect your treason grow ever thinner. Robert Mercer* will not be enough by the time Fuckface Von Clownstick is through, which won’t be for years.
*Soon enough Mercer may follow the Kochs before him and decide his money isn’t being used effectively backing candidates. If Hillbilly-Traitors fail to push through Obamacare repeal and billionaire tax cuts, that money pump will lose its prime.
Case in point:
Mercer’s money was, is, and will continue to be crucial for building up Breitbart, which is a huge platform, by internet standards at least. But does this shit help (headline from Breitbart):
Only to have Russian-Puppet Fuckface shove them all aside and fully establish the WaPo reporting, declaring pretty much “Fuck all of you, I did it, I’m the Pissident and I can do whatever the fuck I want.”
How much of Robert Mercers money should he spend to rebuild credibility he shouldn’t have lost to begin with?
Trade a lifetime appointment to one of the most important federal appellate courts for a job you could (probably would) lose overnight in a tweet.
I suppose this is just Yertle hoping to sound less partisan and perhaps even a tiny bit interested in unmasking the truth about Fuckface collusion with Russian spies.
But underneath the optics, obviously there is absolutely nothing stopping Fuckface from firing Garland the day after he takes the job. Thus killing any prospect of a real investigation while simultaneously opening yet another judicial appointment. And in the present climate no Hillbilly-Traitor would dare speak a word of protest. Truth is, they’d admire him for it.
@6 “I will never be president, unfortunately. I’m just too hated by too many.”
Yes, propaganda works, at least among the gullible.
Christian principles sound nice on paper, but can (and should) we ever forgive a party that gave us both Richard Nixon and Donald Trump within one lifetime? Even charity has limits.
20,
It’s not a question of forgiveness. It’s about all out, unrestricted political retribution, not because it’s “fun”, or because it’ll some how “make us feel better”. But because we really have no choice.
For example, if you people in Washington ever get your shit together, get involved in off-year elections in serious numbers, and drive out all the nihilistic shit-kicking insurance salesmen and “moderate” con-men infesting your state legislature, do you have the stomach to take redistricting back into the legislature where you absolutely must have it?
Blue states cannot compete in our system if they continue to cripple themselves by conceding the single greatest political power they have to “independent” panels. The only way to defend against obscenely gerrymandered hillbilly state districts is with obscenely gerrymandered blue state districts. It’s time to deal with that. We just can’t afford to be this precious about it any more. Time to get down in the trenches and get a little bloody about it. In states where educated, progressive, intelligent, prosperous voters have uniform control of state government we have to be willing to use that control to drive the political maps the same way hillbillies do in states like Mississippi or Kansas.
Sure, in a perfect world there’d be no such thing as gerrymandering. But so long as there are fucked up, diabetic, morbidly obese, trailer-park disaster hillbilly controlled states scattered across the empty middle of the country, there just isn’t a whole lot progressive, educated, affluent, intelligent people in coastal states can do about that. So long as we are stuck with concentrated trailer pockets of hillbilly, we are stuck with gerrymandering. We have to be willing to use it.
@21
In case you didn’t notice, all of Washington’s electoral votes went for Clinton last November. What would gerrymandering Washington’s political districts accomplish? You can’t get more electoral votes because the total amount is already set before the election even happens. What you’re talking about is forceably interfering with other states’ election processes. That is not going to happen.
@22
Electoral votes?
Forceably interfering with other states’ election processes?
Did you actually read @21?
“The only way to defend against obscenely gerrymandered hillbilly state districts is with is with obscenely gerrymandered blue state districts.”
You can’t gerrymander Washington’s electoral votes to produce more electoral votes from Washington,so the only thing you can do is interfere in other states elections.
21, etc
if Dems fail to swing the House in 2018, it will be because we have ceded the power of redistricting to traitors. Now that we have admitted they are traitors, can we honestly stand by and let that continue?
Of the 24 seats needed to swing the House, 16 to 17 of them represent districts in uniformly Traitor controlled states where these district maps express extreme biasing in favor of the Traitors. Extreme biasing resulting from these maps being drawn exclusively by Traitors in Traitor controlled state legislatures. We offer them uniformly drawn unbiased seats open to challenge in states like Washington, or California and we say to fucking Traitors like Robert Mercer “come and get ’em!” Meanwhile they sit in conference rooms in their smelly state capitals and build district maps like political fortresses. After the 2020 census we could literally draw members like Reichert, Herrera Beutler, Rohrbach, and Issa out of existence. We should be ashamed as Americans if we don’t.
22, 24,
This is exactly the kind of treasonous obfuscation and misdirection we have to expect from them.
There should be at least two fewer Treason Party members representing Washington. And at least six fewer Treason Party members representing California. If the Electoral College results say anything at all about the makeup of Congressional majorities, they prove the point. We shouldn’t be at all surprised if so-called “moderate” voices in states like California and Washington argue to maintain the status quo. After all, the status quo at present is treason. And without exception these so-called “moderates” cannot face their important role in abetting that treason.
Etc, etc.
On behalf of Pissident Fuckface and all the other Russian/Republican-Meatpuppets let me respond now, and save us all the time and trouble:
Go.
Fuck.
Yourselves.
America.
Treason on a roll!
Now just calm the fuck down, snowflakes. ‘Cause traitors are still in charge. And if you haven’t figure it out yet, after Pussygate, Flynngate, Comeygate, Satergate, Blabbergate, and now Memogate, IOKIYAR.
“can (and should) we ever forgive a party that gave us both Richard Nixon and Donald Trump within one lifetime?”
When you include the Wasilla hillbilly, the answer is “never”.
And on top of treason, obstruction of justice:
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/16/us/politics/james-comey-trump-flynn-russia-investigation.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=span-ab-top-region®ion=top-news&WT.nav=top-news
Interfering with an ongoing investigation
Well, well, it now appears Trump asked Comey to drop the Flynn investigation. Comey said “no.” Trump fired him.
This is called obstruction of justice. It’s what Nixon was impeached for. Even Ann Coulter now says “the Trump haters were right.”
Anybody making book on how many more days Fuckface has left in office?
Breaking News!
In a public statement intended to signal his determination to get to the bottom of the scandal and restore public trust, Sen. Marco Rubio (Traitor) FL had this to say about Pissident Fuckface’s ongoing efforts to shutdown any investigation into his campaign’s involvement with Russian hackers:
Boy this Drumpf Russia shit is getting good and juicy.
Wonder if Boob has any Hashtags to toss around?
Called it!!!! Long Live Ireland.
Where the fuck is Ma?. I miss him. Maybe he’s driving around with those Blueprints.
31,
He has until Jan. 20th of 2021. Put it in the bank.
Even if Dems gain control of the House and were to impeach, the Senate would not vote to convict. He’s not going anywhere.
@1 unfortunately, yes the end is near. Pence is salivating. I’m sure Boob will be turning to Pence as the messiah next. I Hate to say it but Pence is bigger asshole fuck.
Poor Ivanka – she must be so embarrassed. Melanie knew better.
I guess I didn’t speak soon enough. See @6. They are folding their cards, they can’t help but be embarrassed enough already.
They should know though, if Pence thinks he can go even more to the right, it ain’t going to work, the damage to the GOP has been done enough. Pence better stay in the middle or people will not put up with his shit either.
RESIST!!!!’
See how @6 operates. Fear. Fear. The number 1 play in the playbook.
Go on the offensive now. RESIST!
The only thing that will be Drumpf demise is Drumpf himself. People were not happy with the GOP. As was demonstrated at their little town halls. Just because Drumpf demise is Russia, people are against the GOP right wing bullshit. They never learn. They have blueprints but designed by an architect that doesn’t know ass from elbow.
@9 anger? Have you been to any town halls lately?
@11 you say it’s not you but it’s you America becoming Great Again. So yes it is you sitting there watching it and accepting it and going alone no with it. Long Live Ireland!
At 15 rand Paul wouldn’t be any better. Bite on that dipshit.
@24 as was proposed by Republicans just after the 2012 election. Proposing to change rules to divvy up the electoral vote instead of winner take all. No criticism when a Repukes wants to play around and gerrymander. I was opposed then and would be opposed now to any Demcrat changing the rules. But someone like you likes to change the rules when it benefits you.
LONG LIVE IRELAND. This Country is diminishing every day.
@34 my bets are that he’s finished. Within 6 months or less, right before Election Day November. But i could be wrong and it could come as quick as in weeks from now.
Or this Country is completely fucked.
LONG LIVE IRELAND!!
40,
Rand Paul is absolutely not a Libertarian.
He’s just another bottled in bond Republican Traitor willing to sell out national security for a tax cut. Albeit, one who maybe lets his house party guests smoke a little weed out by the pool.
I wonder if the fuck will have to go live in Russia. He’s done in NYC!!!!!
Won’t be long before the start tearing down the Drumpf buildings!!!’
42,
we’re not completely fucked. But we are stuck with Fuckface Von Clownstick in the White House through Jan, 2021. That is as much an inescapable truth today as it was on Nov. 9th of last year. We have to focus on the partisan politics to oppose their treason and regain as much control as we can until then. There is no magic bullet. And certainly no magic scandal ending in “-“gate. No impeachment. No 25th amendment solution. Perhaps we’ll even get bored with their treasonous fuckups.
I hope not.
@43 yeah but he’s every libertarians wet dream. They are wet dreams themselves.
@45 if I were him I’d worry what Putin has in store. He may not make it to 2021 for that reason.
Just got a news brief that chaffed ass is ready to subpoena the memo!
47,
try to remember that even though these Republican treasonous fucks have badly weakened it, The Constitution still controls our form of government. And like it or not, The Constitution is woven through with all kinds of checks and restrictions on the immediate, popular will of the voters. So even if 100% of the voters grew opposed to Fuckface Von Clownstick, he would remain the President. And there is really no immediate reason to conclude that momentary, or even prolonged periods of overwhelming unpopularity on the part of Fuckface would drag down his Treason Party colleagues in Congress, at least not right away.
Which means that Hillbilly-Traitors in Congress have lots of time to wait and let things settle down. And nothing at all really forces them to do much of anything about Fuckface, even when he’s getting people killed. What matters to them is their own power. And anything that prolongs a scandal is worse for them. So they’ll do nothing.
If anything is to be done, it will be up to us – starting with the special elections, through the off year elections, the midterms, and finally in 2020.
…What matters to them is their own power. And anything that prolongs a scandal is worse for them. So they’ll do nothing….
I agree the voters don’t matter to Drumpf but I think the GOP know that November is coming and the voters will remember, if nothing is done.
Even Boob is tired, he’ll never admit to that but it is obvious.
They need to take this up with Netty the Magic Dragon – what a bunch of dumbfucks.
http://thehill.com/homenews/ad.....ump-report
Any new stories on ball sack moles Boob?
49,
like Doctor Dumbfuck, the Hillbilly-Traitors in Congress will simply lay low, and wait for the media to move on to something else. Nobody is going to assist Democrats at this point. Not on the national stage, because Democrats have almost no clout on the national stage right now. And the last 20 years have only cemented the certainty that the public memory is very short.
If we want a Congress that will hold Republican traitors responsible for their treason, we’d damn well better make sure to elect one some day.