Hades, September 8 — Richard Butler, the late leader of Aryan Nations, was greeted in Hell by angry mobs protesting his white-supremacist teachings. Butler’s long awaited march through Hades was delayed several times when Satan refused to issue a permit, but proceeded late Wednesday after the racist reverend defiantly died, at age 86.
Furious protesters hurled fire, brimstone and obscenities at the newly damned Butler, who appeared less concerned with his heated reception than with the swastika-tipped pitchfork lodged firmly up his ass.
Chanting slogans like “Evil is Colorblind” and “Hades isn’t Hayden”, the inflamed throng raucously jeered the man whose white-hate preaching led to a string of racist murders and assaults. However some in the crowd were more philosophical about their new neighbor.
One protester smiled bemusedly as the condemned hate-monger burst into flames without being consumed, predicting that in addition to eternal torment, Butler was in for a shock: “Once his skin is flayed from his boney white ass, he’ll learn that his soul is as black as the rest of ours.”
(The Associated Press contributed to this report)