Hmm. I don’t think The Stranger’s Cienna Madrid much cares for President Bush’s new choice for Secretary of the Interior:
I’m from Idaho and I hate Idaho Governor Dirk Kempthorne. I hated him when he was Senator Kempthorne. I hated him when he was Mayor Kempthorne. And I am resentfully preparing myself to hate him as Secretary of the Interior Dirk Kempthorne:
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
The environment is fucked.
I bagged his groceries once in the Boise Co-op when I was 16, and that night my parents told me they were getting divorced. Coincidence?
Every time I have seen Kempthorne “in the flesh”, dogs have been barking at him. Because he stinks of evil.
If I wasn’t straight, Cienna… I think I’d be ladydazzled.