by Goldy, 12/31/2009, 10:17 AM

Huh.

Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh remains hospitalized in Hawaii after experiencing chest pains similar to a heart attack.

Which I suppose means Limbaugh must have something similar to a heart. Who knew?

72 Responses to “Breaking: Limbaugh has heart”

1. Darryl spews:

Let’s hope he doesn’t die. Nobody should have to die in freakin’ Kenya!

2. Goldy spews:

I know you trolls were just waiting for me to say something, um, heartless about Limbaugh, so now that it appears he isn’t dying or anything, here ya go. Don’t say I’ve never given you anything.

3. headless lucy spews:

If he had died, I would have missed him as much as I miss Jerry Falwell.

4. Mark1 spews:

You’re pathetic Goldy. Grow up. (and get a fucking job.)

5. GBS spews:

HEY whoa, whoa, Darryl, Goldy and Headless Lucy!

Where is your sense of optimism??

Rush could still die. It’s not like he’s out of the woods or anything.

I mean, talk about starting off the New Year on the right foot!

6. Mr. Cynical spews:

Goldy–
I’m not a Limbaugh fan…but I clearly remember you KLOWNS (I think it was Carl) removing any remotely questioning posts about one of your local ilk having her lights turned off forever.

Tomorrow is a Holiday. Hopefully your Trust Fund check will arrive today.

7. Mr. Cynical spews:

GBS–
Hey, you could die today KLOWN?
So could any of us.
Are you ready GBS??

8. John425 spews:

Aren’t you leftist clowns glad Rush has private health insurance and you aren’t paying for his care and recovery with your tax dollars?

9. Mr. Cynical spews:

Do you think Rush would call Chris Gregoire an accessory to mass murder??

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2010643205_clemmonsdoc31m.html

10. my ancestors came from Europe spews:

Rush has private health insurance

Isn’t he rich enough to pay out of pocket? Why can’t he shop around?? Why not let the market decide? Why would he burden other premium payers with his health problems????

Isn’t that SOCIALISM????

Pfffttt..

11. my ancestors came from Europe spews:

I’m not a Limbaugh fan…

That has to be the biggest whopper I’ve seen all morning.

12. Rabbit Redux spews:

Breaking Goldy’s Dark Heart: Rush lives!

Not the day to lapse into my beat-the-Rush routine. Will wait until the big guy is back behind his golden EIB microphone, spewing broadcast Ex-Lax. I mean Rujax.

Here’s the perfect movie for your eve, if you have nothing better to do or drink: Nanking. The hostile takeover of Nanking during 1937′s twelve days of Christmas was mostly forgotten until Iris Chang wrote about it and until this film made it unforgettable. At least for those of you who pry yourselves away from Cameron’s quarter-billion-dollar nose-blow.

13. Goldy spews:

Cynical @6,

You’ve set up a trust fund for me? Gee, thanks!

14. GBS spews:

Mr. C @ 7:

I’ve been in situations before where death was nearby. I’ve played the role of the Grim Reaper. Believe me when I say I understand death. Probably, most likely, a whole lot better than you in ways you don’t comprehend and will never comprehend.

That’s OK. We all have our roles to play life. Mine was obviously different than yours. I volunteered to serve America. You, not so much.

I’m not ready to die today, so I won’t. Wanna bet on it?

When I do die, I will accept it as a fact of the cycle of life.

Do you know why we die? To make life worth living! When there’s no end to life, there’s no excitment, no appreciation for living, no love, no compassion.

Those who would want or believe in ‘eternal life’ are the ones who are afraid of death. The thought of dying, which will happen, frightens 99+% of the population.

It’s what drives people to religion, the magic bullet to never dying.

Hey, whatever crutch you need to struggle through your final breaths of life more power to you.

Just don’t think that everyone is as frightened as you are.

And, if you’re really a believer, do you think that the Prince of Peace is really going to appreicate you advocating for:

Guns
Death penalty
Blocking health care for all
limiting welfare
War
Killing

Think about it: Jesus was the ultimate socialist and what do you guys rail against the most?

Socialism.

Good god you guys are stupid.

15. GBS spews:

Mr. C.

Since I’m feeling particularly generous, I’ll give you another freebie EZ money maker.

Buy KONG.

I unloaded my Ford stocks at $10.02 this morning for a nice $14.38% gain since Nov. 11th.

Rolled it over to KONG at $11.64 per share.

As of this writing the stock is trading at $12.25 per share.

That’s about a 5% gain in 3.5 hours (compunding interest gain that is, a 5% gain on my 14% gain damn near enough to pay the extra taxes and I’ve still got a couple of trading hours before the end of the month, quarter, and year.)

Ahhhhhhhhhh, smart capitalism is great. Your brand of it, well . . . how’s dat gummint teacher pension werkin fer ya????

16. Mr. Cynical spews:

12. Goldy spews:

C

ynical @6,

You’ve set up a trust fund for me? Gee, thanks

Your welcome Goldy.
It’s filled with what you need most…prayers!

17. Mr. Cynical spews:

GBS spews–

Do you know why we die? To make life worth living!

Wow, how profound.
I never would have thought of that!
Does that mean the sooner you die, the more worthy your life??
It’s amazing you could come up with that GBS…with no Creator. Just random cells coming together to create your brilliance.
You are a funny guy.

PS–
It’s kind of arrogant to presume you know more about death than I…or anyone else.
What makes you so much wiser?

18. Knicker-Bomber spews:

Excellent post @9. Hope it doesn’t get whacked.

Rush was probably pleased that Clemmons’ fifth victim (not counting Clemmons’ young relative who was allegedly allegedly molested while the psychokiller was flipping back and forth thru the revolving door of Gregoire Justice) was Mike Huckabee.

Rush wouldn’t like Gregoire, even he could pronounce her name, but he flat-out hates squirrel-poppin’ Huckabee. Greg dumping on Huck? Fine with Rush.

The problem is that Gregoire was doing a clumsy CYA, shifting blame. The solution to the problem is the Seattle Times. What an amazing surprise. So good to know that Ryan Blethan couldn’t keep daddy’s paper from finally doing its job and finally telling the truth about WA’s neo-totalitarian one-party government that coddles cop killers when it isn’t losing them in the shuffle.

19. my ancestors came from Europe spews:

Max Blumenthal talks a lot about the fear of death being the prime motivator for the religious right.

This article looks like a good read:

http://www.tnr.com/article/death-grip

It’s too pathetic to see a right wing nutcase being totally convinced that the “Rapture” will take place in his/her lifetime.

Doofus believed in that Rapture. Anyone remember that mangy cur?

20. Puddybud Remembers Progressives Forget spews:

Hey didn’t the arschloch fool@18 tell us he would see us in a week.

C’ya in another week moron.

Yet he’s still around. Maybe he was kicked off the “party short bus”…

Feckless fool! The “rapture” isn’t Biblical. Maybe that’s why an atheist freakshow such as yourself focuses on it.

21. Gman spews:

Unfortunate that this fat fuck had to live, hopefully soon God will do the right thing.

22. rapture rap spews:

That would be the other arschloch fool@18.

Merry post-modern post-Marxist post-Christmas, my friend.

23. my ancestors came from Europe spews:

19 – I do what I please moron!

I don’t kowtow to your orders..

Heh. That must really burn your stupid ASS!

C’ya!!!

24. my ancestors came from Europe spews:

19 – And the Rapture isn’t biblical?????

Tell that to so many of your moronic peeps who voted for that chimpanzee twice..

LIKE YOU DID!!! LMAO @ you FIEND!

25. Michael spews:

If private health insurance is so wonderful, how come Regence screws up every other bill they send me?

26. Empty Suit Obama spews:

Godspeed on a full recovery Rush. Hey, isn’t dingleBarry Obama in Hawaii too? Just a coincidence? I think not.

Anyone that can have the liberals panties twisted in a knot at the very mention of his name is a great person in my book. And the thing about it is, they can’t say that he lies about anything on his show. He proves his points with factual evidence and he’ll smack down any seminar caller assigned to trip him up sent by the DNC. That’s why he is still the talk radio king and Liberal radio is dead in most areas of the country.

The right doesn’t have to manufacture things to advance the conservative position. Liberals on the other hand…

27. Crusader spews:

No doubt RR wishes Limbaugh a nasty and painful death.

28. Puddybud Remembers Progressives Forget spews:

Puddy the Fiend.
Fresh
Interesting
Erudite
Nice
Decisioned

You the Fiend.
Feckless, Frothing
Ignorant, Insipid
Eggheaded, Empty
Nutz, Numskull
Depressing, Deplorable, Despicable

See ya… Try again.

29. Puddybud Remembers Progressives Forget spews:

Yes, Puddy voted for Bush twice. The other choice wasn’t even close to palatable.

And Rush has a heart. He runs charity drives on his show every year. Does Goldy have run a charity drive besides his own pocket?

See ya!

30. Crusader spews:

Oh and tell Obama to get that bone out of his nose!

31. Crusader spews:

Puddybud – I also voted for Bush as Lurch was not a viable choice.

32. headless lucy spews:

Al Franken’s in the senate and Rush Limbaugh’s in the hospital with a bum ticker.

It’s all part of God’s wonderful Plan!

33. GBS spews:

It’s amazing you could come up with that GBS…with no Creator. Just random cells coming together to create your brilliance.

Can you explain why the Earth just doesn’t fall in outer space? I mean, why does it just hang there while the rest of the universe spins around our Earth?

Oh, yeah, the shoulders of that Atlas guy.

At every point in human existance when people didn’t know the scientific answers to difficlut questions they’ve always resorted to some form of magical, mystical, all powerful God, Gods, or spiritual beings.

And then folks like you pull the classical answer of telling me that I should indulge in your magical mystery tour or go to eternal Hell. Or, to prove your negative fantasy.

Thanks, but no thanks.

I presume to know more about death because I’m fairly certain I’ve been around it in ways you never have.

But, it is merely a presumption on my part.

Here’s your big chance to clear things up, Mr. C. Tell us about your military service and any association with death.

Other than your parents or family memembers dying from medical related or accidental deaths.

I’m on the edge of my seat waiting to read your respone.

34. doggril spews:

@19 – Of course the rapture isn’t biblical. But it’s not the athiests who focus on it. It’s stupid christianists who haven’t bothered to read their own “holy” book. If they’d bothered to read it for themselves, there are a lot of things they’d discover:

1. Rapture…blah blah blah.
2. America isn’t God’s chosen country.
3. God is not an ATM machine.
4. God doesn’t care about sports.
5. Jesus didn’t condemn homosexuality.
6. God doesn’t like Republicans better than Democrats.
7. God doesn’t care about how you vote or how high your taxes are.
8. Neither arrogance nor jingoism are mentioned in the Beatitudes.

But don’t try to tell your favorite christianist these things. If you you do, you’ll likely either draw their ire or a blank stare.

35. GBS spews:

@ 29:

LMAO!

36. GBS spews:

27. Crusader spews:

Oh and tell Obama to get that bone out of his nose.

Funny. You and Mr. C should get together and swap nigger jokes. He’s got boat loads of them.

Here’s the essence of a nigger joke that Mr. C told on HA blog: if your skin is ligth to dark brown you’re full of bull shit!!

Pretty funny, huh?

37. Roger Rabbit spews:

@23 “Anyone that can have the liberals panties twisted in a knot at the very mention of his name is a great person in my book.”

Well I guess that makes Hitler a great person in your book.

“He proves his points with factual evidence and he’ll smack down any seminar caller assigned to trip him up sent by the DNC.”

Yeah, right. Whenever a caller starts winning the argument, Limpdick cuts him off and hangs up. That’s what you call a “smackdown”? Go for it.

38. ArtFart spews:

@17 “Does that mean the sooner you die, the more worthy your life??”

Funny thing about that. It seems that when someone perishes rather early on in life instead of living to enfeebled old age, there’s a bigger fuss made about it. It’s almost as if what someone who’s taken early might have done is given more weight than what an octeganarian actually has done.

39. GBS spews:

25. Puddybud Remembers Progressives Forget spews:

Puddy the Fiend.
Fresh
Interesting
Erudite
Nice
Decisioned

You the Fiend.
Feckless, Frothing
Ignorant, Insipid
Eggheaded, Empty
Nutz, Numskull
Depressing, Deplorable, Despicable

See ya… Try again.

egghead [ˈɛgˌhɛd]
n
Informal an intellectual; highbrow

Ahhhhhhh, Puddy let a Freudian slip go or he realy thinks YLB is very smart.

Nice way to make up at end of the year and start off 2010 as pals.

40. Roger Rabbit spews:

@15 I bought American Public Education this morning. I’m supporting the troops. They provide online education to the military.

41. Roger Rabbit spews:

@24 “No doubt RR wishes Limbaugh a nasty and painful death.”

You’re irrational. Even if I wished it, which I don’t, how could anyone as loaded up on OxyContin as he is, experience pain? When Limpdick’s time comes, he’ll float to La-La-Land on clouds, accompanied by Tiny Tim plucking at a harp.

42. Roger Rabbit spews:

@26 Why shouldn’t someone who makes $30 million a year be expected to give something to charity?

And why should someone who makes $30,000 a year be expected to support charities?

Dope.

43. Roger Rabbit spews:

@26 (continued) A more pertinent question is whether Limpdick gives as much to charity as he spends on drugs.

44. Mr. Cynical spews:

27. Crusader spews:

Oh and tell Obama to get that bone out of his nose.

It’s not a bone…it’s Rahm Emmanual’s bone(r)!

45. Roger Rabbit spews:

@24 (continued) If Limpdick leaves this world soon, that won’t be my doing. He has an unhealthy lifestyle. He smokes, drinks, is overweight, doesn’t exercise, and pops enough pills to tranquilize a herd of elephants. No one should be surprised if his ticker quits. The only surprising thing is it’s kept going as long as it has.

46. lostinaseaofblue spews:

Re 14

With all due respect to the service you claim to have rendered your country-

Pascal gave a logical reason for a belief in God and some of life beyond this one. I don’t claim to be a philosopher of his caliber, but can learn from one.

With respect to the absurd claim of Christ being a socialist this is an old and still incorrect reading of his teachings, whether you believe in them or him or not. Christ advocated for individual action against poverty or injustice. For the government to force me take such actions against my will isn’t christian or not christian. It’s just poor economic and social policy.

47. Roger Rabbit spews:

@17 “It’s amazing you could come up with that GBS…with no Creator. Just random cells coming together to create your brilliance.”

Here’s the deal, Klynikal. The universe started out with nothing but hydrogen atoms — the simplest of all atoms — floating in space.

Fortunately, they weren’t evenly distributed, and over a vast amount of time, the gravitational pull of slight concentrations of hydrogen atoms caused them to coalesce into stars.

Inside stars, under unimaginable heat and pressure, helium and other more complex atoms, including oxygen and carbon, formed.

Stars, like organisms, are born, live, and die. When some stars die, they explode, spewing their matter into the cosmos, where it eventually assumes new forms.

The earth is a rock made of complex atoms. Carbon and oxygen, the basis for life, probably were carried here by comets.

Every atom of your body is literally made from the stardust of dead stars, formed long ago in the burning nuclear fires of white-hot star cores.

It’s incredible how all of this elegant physics devolved into an old man fucking goats in a drafty shed on the windswept plains of Montana.

48. Roger Rabbit spews:

Physics and notions of God aren’t incompatible, if you can get your head out of the 6,000-year scenario. After all, physics can’t explain where space, time, and hydrogen came from. It had to start somehow, and science doesn’t claim to know how or why. Einstein believed in God.

49. Roger Rabbit spews:

@29 “Al Franken’s in the senate and Rush Limbaugh’s in the hospital with a bum ticker.”

That’s all the proof anyone should need there’s a God and She loves this world and the people in it.

50. Rabbit Reflux spews:

Tiny Tim plucking at a harp.

That would be a uke, Roger, and they’d be doing the tiptoe thru the tulips, not la-la land.

51. Roger Rabbit spews:

@15 Geez, GBS, not much transparency there.

http://www.valueline.com/secure/vlispdf/stk5000/profile.aspx?ticker=KONG

52. GBS spews:

@ 43:

Thank you for extending to me respect for my service to our country. It’s appreciated.

I’m not a philosopher either and my main objection to Pascal’s wager is that if you’re conducting yourself in a manner which is essentially “betting on the come”, that being good on the off chance there is a God and you’ll be welcomed into the Kingdom of Heaven completely misses the mark as to why you as a faithful believer should follow the Laws of God.

Fidelity to your belief in God as the Alpha and the Omega is the reason why you should adhere to religious dogma — not “hmmmmmmmm . . . there’s a chance that there’s a God and I want to hedge my bet.”

Also, consider for a moment a being so omnipotent, omnipresent, omniscient is capable of creating an infinite universe . . . to create your human children . . . would you really condemn them to eternal suffering because they were as you created them; human and susceptible to being wrong?

Would you really be so arrogant as to require your creations to worship you for eternity?

Wouldn’t you just create that utopia without creating suffering?

Because if you created that type of suffering, or allowed it to happen; rape – murder – torture and all sorts of evil, are you not a party to it if you could prevent it?

What’s the difference between a man who brutally rapes a child, and the other man who witnesses it but does nothing to stop it and a God who creates a world where that child is raped but does nothing to stop it? In fact, why would He create that in the first place?

He wouldn’t!

This is where the logic test on religion fails. The FEAR of dying, the FEAR of going to Hell.

FEAR, the shaping and controlling of FEAR is exactly what religious leaders have used through the millennia’s as the opiate to control the masses.

Republicans have adopted that style of thinking as well. You know 9/11 9/11 9/11, raise the terror threat to Orange!!

What ever!

To each his own is what our Founding Father thought; that the belief in a God is between a man and his God only.

ONLY! There is no role of religion in governing as defined by the Constitution of the Untied States of America.

Those who want to incorporate religion in governing and public service are better suited to live in countries like Saudi Arabia, Iran, Yemen etc. That’s where you’ll share your common values.

53. GBS spews:

$12. 39 today closing price

54. my ancestors came from Europe spews:

See ya… Try again.

Heh. Not even close to breakin’ to sweat.

All the same back at you FOOL.

I laugh at your lies. I laugh at your stupid antics. I laugh at your pretenses. I laugh at your degenerate, failed agenda.

I laugh at YOU! Again, you’ll be here a year from now. Same hollow schtick, a different day. Entertaining us the whole way through with your silliness.

C’ya then ya moron!

55. my ancestors came from Europe spews:

You know 9/11 9/11 9/11, raise the terror threat to Orange!!

Heh.. Rudy “9/11 Tourrettes” Guiliani tried to leverage that to the White House and I can’t say I blame him for trying.

He leveraged that fear to independent wealth after having been nearly bankrupt pre-9/11!

How could so many be taken in by such a transparently corrupt right wing fraud??? Fortunately by 2008 campaign season, people were seeing right through that worn-out, fear-mongering act.

56. KS spews:

“Which I suppose means Limbaugh must have something similar to a heart. Who knew?”

Underwhelming – he may be polarizing, but he is pointing out the corruption of the bastards in DC. Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi are colder than a whore’s heart and would look good in orange jump suits and God knows they have earned it.

As far as I can tell, Barry Soetero-Obama is an empty suited ideologue, surrounded by Trokstyites-Marxists and Mao lovers powered by ACORN/SEIU and Chicago mob. It shows and it will take a significant change of guard to stop this Federal Government shakedown. Excuse me while I defecate.

57. Roger Rabbit spews:

@52 “he is pointing out the corruption of the bastards in DC”

No he’s not, and he never has. When D.C. was drowning in GOP corruption, he had absolutely nothing to say about it. He’s nothing but a Republican whore.

58. Puddybud Remembers Progressives Forget spews:

We like our Republican whores better than your Dummocraptic whores.

59. Roger Rabbit spews:

@54 Why do you hate America?

60. headless lucy spews:

re 58: So what? I don’t care what you like or dislike.

You are defeated.

61. KS spews:

True, Rush was too much of a Bush-bot. Other conservative talkers who weren’t as partial to Bush point out corruption by Bush and corruption on steroids by Congress and the White House – Glenn Beck, Dennis Miller, Michael Savage to name some.

Progressives are the gateway ideology to totalitarianism. Totalitarianism (socialism/communism) has never worked. You moonbats are insane, because you think that by being progressives and doing the same thing will lead to different results. You are lobotomized caricatures. G’day ‘bats.

62. Don Joe spews:

@ 56

As far as I can tell, Barry Soetero-Obama is an empty suited ideologue, surrounded by Trokstyites-Marxists and Mao lovers powered by ACORN/SEIU and Chicago mob.

Thereby proving how difficult it is to actually see anything when you have your head up your ass.

Excuse me while I defecate.

Now, that’s got to hurt.

63. KS spews:

62 – another brainwashed libtard with a rectal-cranial inversion. Farting makes your brain hurt.

64. platypusrex256 spews:

thats just cold

65. my ancestors came from Europe spews:

You are lobotomized caricatures. G’day ‘bats.

zzzzzZZZZ… Don’t let the door bruise your silly ass on the way out.

66. Don Joe spews:

@ 63

Someone who speaks highly of Michael Savage and Glenn “I’m crazier than Michelle Charge-of-the-Light-Brigade Bachman” Beck really has absolutely no business asserting that anyone else is “brainwashed.”

I mean, Glenn Beck! The guy who spent almost entire show ranting and raving about the symbology of the buildings in Rockefeller Center all the while standing in one of the buildings in Rockefeller Center. The only person crazier than Glenn Beck is Orly Taitz, she of the “Second Amendment right to bare [sic] arms.”

67. ArtFart spews:

@66 Hmmm…maybe Beck was expecting to encounter the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man.

68. ArtFart spews:

@29 Actually, it’s true that Limbaugh has raised quite a bit of money (and contributed a hefty wad of his own) to the Leukemia/Lymphoma Society. As someone whose birth father died of leukemia, I’m more than willing to say my hat’s off to him for that.

69. Empty Suit Obama spews:

it’s true that Limbaugh has raised quite a bit of money (and contributed a hefty wad of his own) to the Leukemia/Lymphoma Society. ~ ArtFart

Thanks for that ArtFart, I wasn’t aware of this work-

Yet, some thin-skinned leftists like those on this thread would prefer him dead as opposed to living and providing such assistance to society at large. They disagree with his politics so “he should die” mentallity.

That pretty much sums up why I’m not a liberal. I’m just too busy to hate.

70. Puddybud Remembers Progressives Forget spews:

ylb arschloch farts

I laugh at your lies. I laugh at your stupid antics. I laugh at your pretenses. I laugh at your degenerate, failed agenda.

Well that’s one more than you fool.

Call Puddy a “fiend” again. Go on Pavlov’s Dog.

71. Puddybud Remembers Progressives Forget spews:

Looks like Limbaugh okay.

72. Gman spews:

@69 – yeah it is ok for a US Senator to wish, no Pray, for something to happen to another one of his opposing colleagues so that they would fail to show to vote for the Health Care Bill, but if any liberal were to wish any harm on Lush Limbaugh it is inexcusable and reprensible….boy is Empty Suit Obama a prissy little cock sucking conservative or what. You should preach to your own kind, they can use it more, you dick faced moron.