President Shithouse is going to talk reel gud about himself in a few minutes. This thread is your sandbox.
5:59: Melania sends a message to President Shithouse.
TV commentators, please resist your urge to be impressed by Trump not trying to impregnate the podium.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) January 31, 2018
6:06: The Dotard is in the house.
6:11: Why is the Dotard clapping? And swaying like he has to pee?
6:11: It looks like Melania is standing next to two men—One really short and one in uniform. No doubt, this will really piss off President Shithouse.
6:18: “If there’s a porn star, we tap it!”
TV commentators, please resist your urge to be impressed by Trump not trying to impregnate the podium.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) January 31, 2018
Fact-checking #SOTU : Unemployment in the context of the last 10 years of data: https://t.co/8OY3s5b1ea pic.twitter.com/32ndr0DKS8
— Roll Call (@rollcall) January 31, 2018
6:25: What what? The individual mandate is the “core of ObamaCare?” Hardly. I am old enough to remember Obama campaigning AGAINST a mandate. Hillary was FOR the mandate. Ultimately Congress put it in to ensure enough young, healthy people signed up to reduce rates for everyone. ObamaCare lives, but President Shithouse and the Republicans own forthcoming premium increases.
You know what's a lot of money? A 130k payout to your mistress #SOTU
— Lizz Winstead (@lizzwinstead) January 31, 2018
6:32: “…and why we proudly stand for the National Anthem.” So now we are getting into the “racist fuck” part of the talk.
6:36: Seems to me that no federal employee undermines trust in the government than The Dotard himself. “Mr. President, it is time to resign.”
6:37: “America is now a net exporter of energy.” Yeah…that was the case under Obama.
When Donald Trump tells you how “amazing” the economy is remember President Obama added 13,000 more jobs per month in his last year in office than Donald Trump’s first year in office. President Obama also ushered stock market growth 233% compared to Trump’s 27% #SOTU
— ♻️ Christopher Zullo (@ChrisJZullo) January 31, 2018
6:55: The Dotard brings out the token Hispanic person…. Sorry, Shithouse, you aren’t going to get the Hispanic vote.
6:59: Republicans are all into pillars now. I’m old enough to remember when Barack Obama took all kinds of shit about the pillars at his nomination acceptance speech.
Ugh, this demagoguery on the visa lottery and "chain migration" is particularly loathsome.
There is no way to describe this as a unifying speech. He has, if anything, doubled down on all his favorite hate tropes.
— Greg Sargent (@ThePlumLineGS) January 31, 2018
7:07: Man…that story about the cop who adopted the baby of the drug addicted woman was creepy! Is that the best heart-lifting story they could fucking find?!?
35% of America supports Trump.
65% of America does not.If Trump wants to UNITE the majority of the Country during the #SOTU then there’s only one thing that he can say: “I am resigning from the Office of the Presidency and turning myself in to the FBI.”
Period. End. Of. Story.
— Ryan Knight, PROUD RESISTER 👊 (@ProudResister) January 30, 2018
7:17: …”and we no longer tell our enemies our plans”…unless you consider Russia our enemy.
7:18: Shorter Drumpf on U.N.: “We bought your votes and you voted against us, damnit!”
7:19: …”sanctions on Cuba and Venezuela”…but not Russia!
Immigrants aren't the problem in this country. Racists are. #SOTU
— Eugene Gu, MD (@eugenegu) January 31, 2018
7:26: Maybe I missed something. What was the point of the protracted anecdote about he Korean guy with crutches?
7:32: That was a LOT of windbaggery empty rhetoric.
Las Vegas Shooter:
Not an immigrant
Sandy Hook Shooter:
Not an immigrant.
Charleston Church Shooter:
Not an immigrant.
Aurora Movie Theater Shooter:
Not an immigrant.
Texas Church Shooter:
Not an immigrant
Columbine Shooters:
Not immigrants.#SOTU— Michael Skolnik (@MichaelSkolnik) January 31, 2018
