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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 3/15/19, 11:50 pm

Samantha Bee: #MeToon.

Jimmy Fallon does Jim Jefferies.

Jimmy Kimmel’s climate change warning to red states.

John Oliver: Robocalls!

The Dotard Трамп and His Band of Felons, Past and Future:

  • Stephen: Policy proposals from Mar-A-Lago members
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп lies about “Tim Apple”
  • The Late Show: Evidence that walls don’t work
  • Roll Call: Why presidential budget requests are usually dead on arrival, explained
  • Stephen: A Republican rebuke of the “President”
  • Conan: Melania went on FAUX News to ask for a divorce
  • Seth Meyers: Cheating rich people
  • The Late Show: Now that’s what I call an alibi
  • Lauren Mayer: Bibles & hush money:

  • Stephen: Stephen does the math on Manafort’s jail time
  • Trevor: You’re fired—In memoriam vol. 2
  • Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard Трамп blasts late night shows
  • Stephen: New Трамп nicknames for 2020 Democrats
  • James Corden: Трамп has veto and beto on his mind
  • Seth Meyers: The Dotard Трамп lies about Paul Manafort and “Tim Apple”
  • The Late Show: What happens when The Dotard signs a bible?
  • Jimmy Fallon: Трамп vetoes via Twitter to get his border wall
  • Conan: Трамп is relaunching his airline business
  • Stephen: Трамп told Gen. Kelly to “get rid of my kids”
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп continues attacks on late night hosts
  • Joy Reid: The Dotard Трамп basks in praise before signing veto
  • Late Show: Mike Pence Loses Some Office Space
  • Stephen: Rudy Giuliani’s secret backchannels
  • Rachel Maddow: The Dotard Трамп makes gross mix of NZ condolences with border stunt
  • WaPo: Can The Dotard take a joke?
  • Trevor: Fake Melania, Tim Apple & Трамп’s six degrees of corruption
  • New York Times: Who is Paul Manafort?
  • Jimmy Fallon: Jim Jefferies on compares Трамп’s U.S. naturalization ceremony speech to Obama’s
  • Stephen isn’t above doing massage parlor jokes
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп wants Jared & Ivanka out of the White House
  • Stephen: Трамп denounces “very boring late night shows”
  • Conan: De-Трамп your Bible with MiracuClean wipes
  • The Late Show: President Трамп simplifies Air Force One
  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп admin tracked individual migrant girls’ pregnancies
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Continues attacks on late night hosts
  • Seth Meyers: Late Night White House Press conference with Трамп
  • Stephen: Speaker Pelosi puts impeachment on hold

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Stephen: Tucker Boy Carlson’s terrible apology for “naughty” comments.

Robert Reich: The yuge Republican lie about the deficit:

Today I Found Out: What happens if you are sleep walking and you kill someone?

Vox: Why you still don’t understand the Green New Deal.

Samantha Bee: Is Tucker Carlson a White Supremacist?

The Atlantic: Who has time for doomsday? Not Alaska.

Today I Found Out: When aluminium cost more than gold…

Venti Venti Venting:

  • Stephen: Doin’ it donkey style—Born to Beto
  • Trevor: Beto O’Rourke’s Texas-sized tease & Joe Biden’s lead in presidential polls
  • Seth Meyers: John Hickenlooper wants to heal the United States’ deep divide
  • Trevor: Beto O’Rourke becomes 2020’s 15th Democratic presidential candidate
  • Stephen: Rep. Tulsi Gabbard on America’s role in the world
  • Jimmy Fallon: Beto O’Rourke’s hands announce his 2020 presidential campaign
  • Seth Meyers: Beto announces 2020 bid and The Dotard attacks him
  • New York Times: Who is Beto?
  • Trevor Noah and Jake Tapper at SXSW: Preparing for the 2020 election & keeping up with Трамп
  • Seth Meyers: John Hickenlooper jumped out of a plane for a campaign ad

Jimmy Fallon with some political news

New York Time: Fool House Rock—How measles is making a comeback:

Vox: Why you’re recycling wrong.

Jim Jefferies: Cole Kleen (Seth Rogen) is Jim’s new pro-climate change weatherman.

WaPo: Is “bipartisan” a bad word on Capitol Hill?

Samantha Bee: The great Ilhan Omar debate

Trevor: The truth about the Tomi Lahren interview.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 3/12/19, 12:43 am

DLBottleIt’s Tuesday! And that means Drinking Liberally night in Seattle. So please join us tonight for an evening of political discussions over the beverage of your choice at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the room at the back of the pub, starting at about 8pm.




Can’t make it to Seattle? Check out one of the 262 chapters of Living Liberally, including 22 in Washington state, eight in Oregon and three in Idaho. Find a chapter near you. Or start a new chapter for your community!

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 3/8/19, 10:59 pm

John Oliver: Automation.

Roll Call: Temporary protected status (TPS), explained.

The Atlantic: A police shooting, a viral video, and an obsessive quest for truth.

Samantha Bee: Richard Sackler handsome big penis is not a murderer.

Vox: The first aviation disaster caught on film.

The Daily Show: Today in Obama scandal history—The tan suit

Mental Floss: 17 signs that you’d qualify as a witch in the 1600s.

Roy Wood, Jr.: The cinematic history of the “magical negro”.

Robert Reich: What’s the Real American Story?

GQ: Can an average guy stop a hockey pro’s 98MPH slap shot?

Conan is NOT running for President.

Vice News: How ignorant whack-job Washington State Senator Lynda Wilson (R-17 LD) is rationalizing the measles outbreak.

The Atlantic: Peace by chocolate.

Today I found out: How exactly did one become an executioner in medieval times?.

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses.

The Dotard Трамп and Other Racists, Liars, and Cheats…and Their Many Scandals:

  • Stephen: Mueller is “An American hero,” says Трамп’s ex-lawyer
  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп FBI building scandal returns minus GOP cover from oversight
  • Jimmy Kimmel: EXCLUSIVE—Трамп’s high school transcripts revealed!
  • Chris Hayes: The Dotard Трамп is learning on the job
  • Now This World: Трамп’s historic “national emergency” explained
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: The company you keep
  • Stephen: Paul Manafort gets 47 months in prison
  • WaPo: Manafort’s sentence fires up debate on sentencing inequities
  • Conan: Old people want to live longer to read the Mueller report
  • Ari Melber: G.W. Bush’s aide slams Трамп GOP as cowardly moral sell out
  • Late Show: Kim Jong-Un envisions a third summit
  • Stephen: The Dotard thinks he invented the Fourth of July
  • Jimmy KimmelKim Jong Un riding high after meeting with Трамп
  • Bill Maher: An otherwise blameless life
  • Chris Hayes: Ivanka Трамп has some “clearance” issues
  • Jimmy Dore: Rick Perry wants to be called “Dick”.
  • Ari Melber: House Judiciary Chair warns DOJ, “Don’t cover-up Трамп crimes”
  • Samantha Bee: The FAUX News White House
  • Stephen: Трамп’s historically long, epically weird speech
  • Late Show: Naughty flags are waiting for your call
  • Mark Fiore: Nothin’ to see here!
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s trade deficit
  • Stephen: Трамп projected his academic shortcomings onto Obama
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп will NOT run against Hillary Clinton in 2020.
  • Ari Melber: Why Трамп aide Stone may go to jail after doing it for the gram
  • James Corden: The Dotard President had a big meeting with Tim Apple
  • Stephen: Why “Michael Cohen is a liar” is a lazy argument
  • Chris Hayes: The Dotard Трамп linked to possible inauguration scandal
  • Randy Rainbow He’s in love (and we’re all gonna die):

  • Rachel Maddow: Investigators checking if Трамп lying includes financial docs
  • Ari Melber: Michael Cohen sues Трамп organization for unpaid bills
  • Vice News: Трамп’s new ignorant whack-job science adviser says it’s not his job to correct The Dotard on his fringe climate change “ideas”
  • Bill Maher: Трамп live and unscripted at CPAC
  • Stephen: Трамп has been living a double life
  • Jimmy Kimmel: This is the dumbest thing Трамп does
  • Chris Hayes: Congresswoman Nanette Barragán and Chris Hayes on child separation hearing
  • Mother Jones: Kirstjen Nielsen grilled on border
  • Stephen: Трамп is having some trouble with names
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: All the “President’s” investigations
  • James Corden: Paul Manafort is headed to the slammer
  • Late Show: Трамп grants top secret security clearances
  • Joy Reid: White House leaks to Congress escalate trouble for The Dotard.
  • Trevor: The Russian scandal—The crème de la Kremlin III
  • Ari Melber: Watch Трамп’s border Czar confronted over Трамп “cages”
  • Stephen: The Dotard might regret becoming President
  • Bill Maher: Modern-day King Cyrus
  • Rachel Maddow: Former U.S. Attorney—Judge’s light Manafort sentence undercuts justice system

Vox: A better way to tax the rich.

Jim Jefferies: Daylight saving time is absolutely the worst.

Jimmy Kimmel: This week in unnecessary censorship.

CH: Choosing things the way you choose politicians:

Wendover: How freight trains connect the world

The Atlantic: Countdown to “day zero”—The water crisis in Cape Town.

Full Frontal: A brief history of Brexit for Americans.

Jimmy Kimmel: Mitt Romney loves to get it on.

Vice News: Note to phone scammers—Don’t call the former head of the FBI.

Roll Call: Wait, there’s a Cannabis Caucus? Pot proponents on the Hill say it’s high time for policy debate

Verge Science: We tested NYC water for lead and the results were confounding

Vox: Why Republicans failed to fit taxes onto a postcard.

Daily Show: This is U.S.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 3/5/19, 1:03 am

DLBottle

Please join us tonight for some political punditry and populist pontification over a pint at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room of the pub. We start at about 8pm.





Can’t make it to Seattle? Check out one of the 262 chapters of Living Liberally, including 22 in Washington state, eight in Oregon and three in Idaho. Find a chapter near you. Or start a new chapter for your community!

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 3/1/19, 11:40 pm

John Oliver: Psychics.

Roy Wood, Jr.: CP Time—The history of trying to turn Black people against the United States.

New Scientist: The truth about male and female brains.

Late Show: Alter egos returns!

Minute Physics: How ISPs violate the laws of mathematics

David Pakman: Republican who stole election not running, endorses Confederate instead.

The Atlantic: Bridges, not walls—The priest at the border.

Seth Meyers: Prescription drugs.

Daily Show: The worst Black History Month ever

Jim Jefferies’ weatherman.

Vox: Why a US city is searching for mass graves.

The Dotard Трамп and Allied Miserable Failures:

  • Stephen: A denier is spearheading The Dotard’s climate panel
  • Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard Трамп & Kim Jong Un are just like Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper
  • Ari Melber: Michael Cohen bombshell “catches” Трамп in Mueller probe crime
  • Trevor: Трамп & Kim fail to strike a nuclear deal
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Racism in the Michael Cohen hearing?
  • Mother Jones: AOC expertly lays a trap to get Трамп’s tax returns
  • Rachel Maddow: Lanny Davis says Michael Cohen gave “game changing” information to House intel
  • Young Turks: Ivanka’s husband deemed a security threat
  • Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard Трамп gives Guillermo directions
  • David Pakman: Трамп’s list of crimes (so far)
  • WaPo: Трамп keeps undermining his own administration
  • Mark Fiore: Трамп’s tour of duty.
  • Vice News: Michael Cohen’s Congressional hearing was a partisan nightmare.
  • Tiny Fingers Resistance: God Bless The Dotard Трамп:

  • Chris Hayes: What will The Dotard do when backed into a corner?
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s lawyer Michael Cohen begins testimony
  • Ari Melber: Former SDNY Chief—these prosecutors may indict a President
  • Mother Jones: Rep. Lynch rips Republicans a new asshole.
  • Seth Meyers: Michael Cohen testifies to Congress about Трамп
  • Young Turks: Трамп Jr. gets sexist at CPAC
  • Jimmy Fallon recaps Michael Cohen’s testimony to Congress about Трамп
  • WaPo: A former campaign staffer accuses The Dotard of an unwanted kiss
  • Trevor: Трамп’s trip, Cohen’s testimony & Ivanka’s interview
  • Mother Jones: Cohen warns Republicans, “I did the same thing you’re doing now”
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп wants to “cause chaos” in the Democratic primary
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп knows how to handle North Korea
  • Rachel Maddow: Michael Cohen testifies SDNY conducting additional Трамп investigations
  • Roll Call: Michael Cohen and the Трамп lying machine
  • Ari Melber: Former Трамп exec—CFO knows about over 5 more hush money payments
  • Jimmy Kimmel on Michael Cohen’s bombshell testimony
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Testimony was “peek inside the criminal enterprise”
  • Conan: Michael Cohen is a bad lawyer & a terrible doctor
  • Mother Jones: Watch Michael Cohen’s explosive remarks to the House Oversight Committee
  • Lauren Mayer: Mad, mad Michael Cohen:

  • Jimmy Fallon: The Dotard Трамп and Kim Jong-un arrive for Vietnam summit
  • Kimmel Kartoon: Michael Cohen is Droopy the Dog
  • WaPo Opinion: The President is a con and Republicans must heed Michael Cohen’s warning.
  • Vice News: Mueller’s investigation has created an underworld of online sleuths
  • Ari Melber: Cohen opened a “Pandora’s box” of Трамп “crimes.”
  • The Late Show: Трамп’s new Golf Simulator 3000
  • Rachel Maddow: Michael Cohen contradicts Трамп’s excuse for not releasing his tax returns
  • Jimmy Kimmel chats with Трамп’s party planner
  • Lawrence: Michael Cohen’s evidence was a last minute add, he’s got more to tell
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп returns from Vietnam amid Cohen fallout
  • Ari Melber: Watch when Michael Cohen’s Трамп allegation ensnared Трамп Jr.
  • Rachel Maddow: Michael Cohen documents raise questions about Dotard Трамп financial fraud
  • Trevor: Michael Cohen to Congress, “Трамп is a racist, a con man and a cheat.”
  • WaPo Fact Checking the Michael Cohen hearing.

Robert Reich: A bold new idea to boost wages.

Vice News: CPAC—The gathering of MAGAtards.

The Atlantic: What’s the deal with free college?

Trevor: Kamala Harris on how to fix policing and criminal justice in America.

CBS This Morning: Jay Inslee is in

Vice News: How Chicago’s Mayoral race could upend the city’s politics.

Minute Earth: The problem with concrete.

Chris Hayes: CPAC—God’s president and an AOC obsession.

Now This World: Has ISIS really been defeated?

Jimmy Dore: Mitt Romney giddy over taking health care from poor people:

Verge Science: Moon exploration is coming back in a big way.

Conan: NBC’s helpful stats about members of Congress

Vox: How plastic from clothing gets into seafood.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Monday, 2/25/19, 11:21 pm

DLBottlePlease join us Tuesday evening as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally colludes for an evening of politics, drinks, and sentencing hearings.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room of the pub. We start at about 8pm.





Can’t make it to Seattle? Check out one of the 264 chapters of Living Liberally, including 22 in Washington state, eight in Oregon and three in Idaho. Find a chapter near you. Or start a new chapter for your community!

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 2/23/19, 12:09 am

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Trevor: Conservatives slam Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s green new deal.

Jimmy Dore: Chris Christie “names names!” in new book.

Full Frontal: Black History Month—Rosa Parks.

Roy Zimmerman: Rise Up with the Girls’ Choir of Wilmington.

Vox: Why safe playgrounds aren’t great for kids.

Kurzgesagt: Loneliness.

The New Yorker: How gender politics play out on the red carpet.

The Dotard Трамп and Other National Emergencies:

  • Stephen: The national emergency we “didn’t need”
  • Jimmy Fallon: Talk like Трамп
  • WaPo: The Dotard will take credit for almost everything!
  • Ari Melber: Judge rebukes Roger Stone and sides with Mueller
  • Stephen: Putin’s new missile threat against America
  • Rachel Maddow: Grand Jury investigating former Dotard Трамп Interior Secretary Zinke
  • Roy Zimmerman: Secret agent Manafort:

  • The Late Show: William Barr’s plan for the Mueller report
  • Bill Maher: Congressman Adam Schiff investigates
  • Stephen: Трамп asked a favor of Matthew Whitaker
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп prepares for Mueller’s final report
  • WaPo: How QAnon, the bizarre pro-Трамп conspiracy theory, took hold in right-wing circles online
  • Stephen: Roger Stone threatened the law and the law won
  • Lauren Mayer: The National Emergency Song:

  • Ari Melber: Former FBI Chief Andrew McCabe previews Mueller report.
  • Stephen: The Mueller probe enters the home stretch
  • WaPo: New wall or not? Трамп’s misleading claims on border wall progress.
  • Trevor: Трамп admits there’s no emergency while declaring a national emergency
  • Stephen with Andrew McCabe: There was no “coup” to remove Трамп
  • The Late Show: Трамп’s National Emergency Broadcasting System
  • Ari Melber: Busy Friday, and then Robert Mueller report news breaks
  • Stephen: The Трамп quote that stood out to McCabe
  • Mark Fiore: It’s a wall emergency
  • SNL Weekend Update: Nancy and Chuck on the wall funding:

  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Andrew McCabe’s credibility
  • Stephen with Jake Tapper: Republicans don’t want to vote on a wall
  • Bill Maher: If you see salsa, say something
  • WaPo Opinion: Money laundering may help explain Donald Трамп’s curious relationship with Russia
  • Stephen: Трамп could give a lot to Kim for a small victory
  • Rachel Maddow: DOJ policy on indicting a President has weak basis in 1973 memo
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп undercuts his national emergency declaration
  • Stephen: Andrew McCabe had Robert Mueller as a boss

Wendover: How Hong Kong changed countries.

Trevor: The opioid crisis—Трамп blames Mexico & big pharma blames addicts

John Oliver: Brexit III.

The Atlantic: Band-aids over bullet wounds.

Real Engineering: Designer babies—The problem with China’s CRISPR experiment.

Bill Maher: Geospatial inequality

Stephen: Obama takes in a basketball game.

WaPo: The modern anti-vaxxer movement explained.

Jim Jefferies: The fight for the right to be naked in Hawaii.

Daily Show: Jaboukie Young-White makes the case for climate change “preparations”

Campaign Venti-Venti

  • Stephen: The most “Bernie” way to kick off a campaign
  • James Fallon: Bernie Sanders announces his 2020 presidential run
  • Trevor: Bernie’s back, Kamala gets questioned, Gillibrand eats chicken & Booker doesn’t
  • Robert Reich: Who will be the next President?
  • James Corden: Elizabeth Warren reacts to fellow Democratic presidential candidates
  • Seth Meyers: John Oliver thinks it’s too early to talk about the 2020 elections
  • Trevor: Kamala Harris on her 2020 presidential campaign and Трамп’s vanity wall
  • The Late Show: Invasion of the presidential candidates

Mental Floss: 100 year-old words.

Roy Wood, Jr. Black contributions to music.

The Atlantic: America’s dopamine-fueled shopping addiction.

Vox: American segregation, mapped at day and night.

Jimmy Dore: Congressman Peter King elated over Ilhan Omar controversy.

Late Show: It’s not easy being the green new deal.

Vox: What the #$@!% are these?

Seth Meyers: The real national emergency is climate change

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Tim Eyman charged with…

by Darryl — Tuesday, 2/19/19, 6:49 pm

misdemeanor theft:

🎼 You can’t hide your Eyman Lies 🎵
🎶 And your cries are no disguise 🎼
🎵 Just wheeled a chair right outside 🎶
🎼 Gurl, ain’t no way to hide your Eyman lies 🎵

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 2/19/19, 8:18 am

DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets tonight for an evening of politics over a drink. Please stop by.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room of the pub. We start at about 8pm.




Can’t make it to Seattle? Check out one of the 264 chapters of Living Liberally, including 22 in Washington state, eight in Oregon and three in Idaho. Find a chapter near you. Or start a new chapter for your community!

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 2/16/19, 12:27 am

WaPo: Brexit explained for confused Americans.

Trevor: A year after the Parkland shooting, the fight for sensible gun control continues

Samantha Bee: Thicc, not sick.

Late Show: NYC returns its Amazon purchase.

SNL: Meet The Press

Minute Earth: Why earthquakes are so hard to predict

Roll Call: The week in Congressional hits and misses.

Trevor: 21 Savage gets arrested for overstaying his visa.

Vox: The 70% top tax rate, explained with potatoes.

The Dotard Трамп and Other National Emergencies:

  • Stephen: Averting shutdowns is the bare minimum
  • Rachel Maddow: Emergency declaration could backfire and force Republican opposition
  • WaPo: Fact-checking Трамп’s national emergency declaration
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп attacks the 2020 democrats
  • Late Show: Трамп 2020, stolen slogans
  • Trevor: Трамп’s call to finish the wall that hasn’t been started
  • Chris Hayes: How The Dotard administration is bucking the legal process
  • Jimmy Fallon: Трамп rallies El Paso and gets a $1.4B border wall offer
  • Stephen: Трамп’s friends at FAUX don’t like the bipartisan deal
  • WaPo: How The Dotard blames Obama
  • Trevor: Трамп’s dog rant
  • Bad Lip Reading: SOTU:

  • Jimmy Dore: Right wing freaks out over Трамп’s emergency declaration
  • Ari Melber: How Big Government would seize American homes if Трамп’s wall is built.
  • Bill Maher: National Emergency!
  • WaPo Opinion: Congress must stop this “national emergency”
  • Rachel Maddow: Paul Manafort hid Russian intel-tied contacts and now faces decades of prison
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп tax cut only benefits Трамп
  • The Daily Show: Worst scandals in Presidential history—Obama’s latte salute
  • Stephen: Here’s how Трамп spends 60% of his day
  • Seth Meyers: Did Manafort lie to Mueller to protect Трамп?
  • Trevor: Bricky the border wall rallies Трамп supporters in El Paso
  • Stephen: All the President’s 2020 challengers
  • The Late Show: (Трамп’s rally in) El Paso’ by Marty Robbins
  • Conan: Трамп’s worst nightmare
  • Stephen and Trevor: Stealing executive time from Трамп
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп says he’s not happy with deal to avoid shutdown
  • Jimmy Kimmel: “No President ever worked harder” than The Dotard
  • Rachel Maddow: Developments in three Robert Mueller-related cases advance Трамп scandal
  • WaPo: What happens now that The Dotard has declared an emergency?
  • Stephen: Pelosi warns of the consequences of a national emergency
  • Vox: FAUX News keeps forcing Трамп into shutdowns
  • RepresentUS: Everyone charged in the Mueller investigation… so far
  • Trevor: New York Times op-ed columnist Frank Bruni on The Dotard’s SOTU address
  • Jimmy Dore: Rick Perry reacts to being the “designated survivor”:

  • Seth Meyers with Stacey Abrams: What to do if The Dotard declares a national emergency
  • Bill Maher: Melania’s Rules
  • Ari Melber: Mueller wins Roger Stone gag order & moves to sentence Manafort
  • WaPo: Inside Paul Manafort’s 2016 meeting with a Russian operative
  • Rachel Maddow: The Dotard Трамп asks Americans to abandon truth with daily, petty lies
  • Stephen: Трамп 2020: Murders, murders, murders, killings, murders!
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп is all of us watching animal vids

The Daily Show: The Green New Deal

Stephen with John Oliver: Brexit and whatnot.

WaPo: What’s the deal with the Green New Deal?.

Bill Maher chats with Mayor Rahm Emanuel.

Stephen: Jeff Bezos invents a new euphemism for penis

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

BuzzFeed: I want you to stop being oily.

Seth Meyers with Stacey Abrams: Voter fraud is a myth.

Stephen: Russia is attempting to hack our brains.

Yes, Virginia, There is a Racism:

  • Trevor: Virginia Governor bumbles through his blackface apology tour
  • Stephen interviews Gayle King’s interview of Ralph Northam
  • Trevor: Another blackface controversy in Virginia and Gucci’s racist sweater

Robert Reich: Inequality of place.

Stephen: Bill & Melinda Gates talk taxing the wealthy.

Full Frontal: Valentines for billionaires

SNL: Black history month presentation.

Bill Maher: New Rule—You can’t always get what you want:

Samantha Bee: Green new deal

Trevor: Kamala Harris wants to legalize weed and Amy Klobuchar’s temper is questioned.

WaPo: A play-by-play of Kamala Harris admitting she smoked weed.

Roy Wood, Jr.: CP Time—The history of civil rights marches

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Admitted Liar, Tim Eyman, is Accused of Shoplifting

by Darryl — Friday, 2/15/19, 6:18 pm

Tim “Biggest lie of my life” Eyman has been accused of shoplifting. It appears he stole a chair, valued at $70, from an Office Depot in Lacey. Have a look for yourself:

Via KOMO News:

When [officers] responded, one of the employees told officers he had noticed an office chair near the entrance was missing, checked surveillance video and saw a man wearing a shirt with the words “Let the voter decide” emblazoned across the front, the police report said.

Surveillance video from the store showed Eyman walking from a service desk where one employee said he was helping him sort out an issue with his printer, the police report said. Eyman then can be seen walking into the foyer, sitting on a displayed office chair, spinning in it and wheeling it out the front door.
The employee said he did not pay for the chair.

Eyman then walked back into the store to exchange a printer for two other ones. An employee helped him out to his vehicle but was stopped just short of it and told by Eyman, “I’ve got it from here,” the report said.

The officers investigating the theft have “forwarded a recommended charge of third-degree theft to the City Attorney.”

Of course, Eyman owes the State a boatload of money after being held in contempt of court following his refusal to turn over court-ordered documents. He is also being sued by WA AG Bob Ferguson for pilfering and misusing initiative campaign funds.

The lawsuit and fines have, apparently, led to a divorce, and to Eyman declaring bankruptcy late last year.

So…I suppose he was just trying to furnish his new bachelor pad?

The list of shading behaviors that Tim Eyman has been accused of and, in some cases, has confessed to is long: lying and stealing donor’s money for his own personal gain, campaign finance violations, misappropriating campaign money, and contempt of court.

Alas, it appears we can add shoplifter to the list.

It’s like the guy is building his resume for a 2024 GOP Presidential nomination.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 2/12/19, 12:10 am

DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally will meet tonight, despite the snow, the sleet, the cold. We will not be denied our weekly forum for engaging in civic discourse, debating political philosophy and examining the democratic ideals bequeathed to us by the Founding Fathers. Some of us just need a drink.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room of the pub. We usually start at about 8pm.




Can’t make it to Seattle? Check out one of the 264 chapters of Living Liberally, including 22 in Washington state, eight in Oregon and three in Idaho. Find a chapter near you. Or start a new chapter for your community!

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Saturday, 2/9/19, 12:22 am

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Roll Call: The evolution of the SOTU.

Minute Physics: Shells of cosmic time.

Amazon Pecker Pix:

  • Ari Melber: Explosive Bezos allegation could jeopardize Трамп ally immunity
  • WaPo: What you need to know about AMI, the company Jeff Bezos says tried to blackmail him.
  • Ari Melber: Jeff Bezos’ extortion claim and the “Saudi angle”
  • Rachel Maddow: Saudi media blitz could explain devotion of National Enquirer/AMI.
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Jeff Bezos accuses National Enquirer owner of blackmail

Bill Maher: New Rule—The Republicans are the problem:

Jonathan Mann: Billionaires are bad.

Trevor: Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN-5)—Getting down to business with the congressional freshman class.

The Dotard Трамп And Other Co-conspirators:

  • Rachel Maddow: The Dotard Трамп campaign & GOP donations being put to dubious use
  • Stephen: The Dotard Трамп’s SOTU didn’t impress Joshua Trump
  • Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard Трамп on football, impeachment and golf with Tiger Woods
  • WaPo: SOTU—Трамп versus Nixon
  • Joy Reid: Representative Pramila Jayapal (D-WA-07) wants “reparations” for separated families:

  • Stephen: Will Трамп be “239 pounds” at this year’s physical?
  • Seth Meyers: Jake Tapper thinks there’s a chance for another government shutdown
  • Ari Melber: Ex-DOJ official—Whitaker testimony “an embarrassment to the DOJ”
  • Stephen: We’re finally going to get Трамп’s tax returns
  • The Late Show: The real State of the Union
  • Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard rants about “PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!”
  • WaPo: The Dotard Трамп gets The Clap
  • Mother Jones: How Трамп’s new Interior pick David Bernhardt became “the guy doing the dirty work.”
  • Trevor: Трамп’s leaked private schedule causes a stir
  • Jimmy Fallon recaps the State of the Union address
  • Stephen: CBS This Morning hosts stay up late for the SOTU
  • Stephen: CBS This Morning hosts on what Трамп left out
  • Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard Трамп’s “willful ignorance” poses national security threat
  • The Late Show: Vladimir Putin’s State of The Union response
  • Robert Reich: How Трамп plays the press
  • Jimmy Fallon: Reactions to Трамп’s State of the Union address
  • Stephen interviews Трамп’s Super Bowl interview
  • Samantha Bee: Elliott Abrams’ bitchin’ plan for Venezuela.
  • Roll Call: Members describe the SOTU speech in 3 words
  • WaPo: Fact-checking the SOTU
  • Jimmy Kimmel responds to the State of the Union address
  • Seth Meyers: Trump and Phil Robertson freak out about “socialism”
  • Stephen: Трамп’s inauguration is now under investigation
  • Trevor: State of the Union 2019—Uncancelled
  • Rachel Maddow: Amid dodges, Matt Whitaker denies discussing Mueller probe with The Dotard.
  • Jonathan Mann: Joshua Trump:

  • Conan had a researcher fact-check Трамп’s SOTU address
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s 2019 State of the Union address
  • Mark Fiore: Executive Time!
  • Jimmy Fallon: Трамп gives post-show press conference after SOTU
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: The Dotard Трамп and God
  • Samantha Bee: The State of the Union is long
  • Stephen: The Restate of the Union
  • Jimmy Kimmel: People don’t know who Mike Pence is

Real Engineering: Why SpaceX built a stainless steel starship.

Roy Wood, Jr.: The State of Black Shit

Bill Maher: The state of our union

Mental Floss: 19 common things science hasn’t figured out.

Trevor: About Liam Neeson’s racist confession.

Election Vente-Vente

  • Stephen: Cory Booker’s 2020 announcement, dissected
  • Seth Meyers: “Senator” David Jimenez (D-NM) et al. announces bids for President
  • Roll Call: Cory Booker is running for president—Here are some congressional basics

Vox: America’s cocaine habit fueled its migrant crisis.

Samantha Bee: Real Black history (abridged)

Amber Ruffin’s drunk history: The Little Rock nine take on segregation in schools.

Kurzgesagt: Building a Marsbase is a horrible idea—Let’s do it!

The Atlantic: How should Americans tackle anti-Semitism?

Troubles in Old Dominion:

  • Seth Meyers: Democrats call on Ralph Northam to resign after racist photo surfaces
  • Conan: The scandals continue in Virginia
  • Stephen: Ralph Northam can’t moonwalk his way out of this
  • WaPo: Cascading scandals make future uncertain for top Virginia Democrats
  • Trevor: Ralph Northam’s 1984 blackface explanation is a racism dumpster fire
  • The Late Show: Another confession from a Virginia politician
  • Seth Meyers: Jake Tapper thinks Virginia Governor Ralph Northam has done everything wrong
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Presidential candidate Julián Castro on The Dotard’s State of the Union, health care & immigration
  • Trevor: SOTU 2019 may be over, but the 2020 Democrats are just getting started
  • Stephen: Who wants to be Virginia’s Governor?

Daily Show: Worst scandals in Presidential history—Obama’s Jacketgate.

Wendover: Living underwater—How submarines work.

Jonathan Mann: Ban billionaires.

Roll Call: The week in Congressional hits and misses.

Jim Jefferies has some words for the NFL.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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“State of the Union” Open Thread

by Darryl — Tuesday, 2/5/19, 6:05 pm

6:05: Here we go!

6:06: Prepare for an onslaught of lies, lies, lies, lieslies.

6:07: There is a small crowd here at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern for Drinking Liberally.

6:08: Why is Melanie wearing pajamas.

DemocratIC agenda. Don't be petty.

— Christina Reynolds (@creynoldsnc) February 6, 2019

6:10: He has said absolutely nothing so far.

6:11: Wait…”The Great Crusade” wasn’t the liberation of Europe! He is basically feeding his base with anti-Islamic dog whistles.

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— Trump Sniff Counter (@TrumpSniffCount) February 6, 2019

Not everything is an applause line.

— Carl Ballard (@BallardCrl) February 6, 2019

6:19: The economy is good. That’s because Trump inherited the Obama recovery, and he hasn’t totally fucked it up. Yet.

6:22: What companies have come back to the U.S. as a result of the G.O.P. tax scam?

6:23: The U.S. is a net exporter of energy. But that was achieved under Obama. “Thanks Obama!”

Our economy is so hot Trump is gonna move on her like a bitch

— Jessica Mason Pieklo (@Hegemommy) February 6, 2019

6:29: I hate these fucking anecdotes. For every Alice there is a Joe Arpaio, so fuck off, Drumpf.

6:32: Here comes the bullshit “dangerous southern border” part of the speech.

6:33: “Caravans of refugees are coming!!!!!11!1!!1!” When, exactly, did Republicans become such fucking cowards?

6:37: Human traffickers, MS 13, and caravans, OH MY!

96 Americans die from gun violence every day. Every day. Yet, Trump will never mention that. He's only concerned about victims of crime when he can use their stories to further his agenda

— Joe Sudbay (@JoeSudbay) February 6, 2019

Human trafficking? You mean like what may have happened to the kids this presidential administration lost track of after they took them from their families at the border? #SOTU19

— Ruth H. Hopkins (@RuthHHopkins) February 6, 2019

6:42: Let’s see…Drumpf says 300 girls rescued from 1000 pimps!?! That is a very large pimp to girl ratio!

6:45: Drumpf describes his wonderful “barrier”. Did he get some funding from Mexico yet?

"I will get it built! And Mexi….uh.."

— Sam Seder (@SamSeder) February 6, 2019

6:46: “Walls work and walls save lives”. That should convince the Mexicans.

6:48: “More women serving in Congress than anytime before.” Drumpf does get sine credit for that, but not how he thinks!

6:50: “First ever program focusing on economic empowerment for women in developing countries.” Bullshit. Obama and Clinton had such programs. Hell, Shrub probably did as well.

Trump has one move. Scare white people that brown people are rapists, drug dealers, murderers and sex traffickers.

That is All This Is.

Race baiting plain and simple. #SOTU

— Bryan Behar (@bryanbehar) February 6, 2019

6:52: USMCS is pretty much a slightly modernized NAFTA.

Before the week is out, our Trump-loving, @GOP-voting neighbors & co-workers will "know" with true Republican certainty that Trump & the Republicans are to thank for all the women now serving in Congress.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

— Mordant FreedomVoter (@MordantFV) February 6, 2019

Did Trump claim credit for the electoral backlash against Trump?

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) February 6, 2019

6:56: Drumpf declares a war on “global freeloading”.

Note to @realDonaldTrump: Patients with pre-existing conditions already have protections written into law. It's called the Affordable Care Act. Stop the attacks on our care. #SOTU #HealthCareVoter #ProtectOurCare

— Laura Packard (@lpackard) February 6, 2019

7:01: Drumpf is all about paid family leave. We’ll see how long that lasts.

7:06: Yay for more nuclear weapons! “Mush Room Cloud! Mush Room Cloud!”

Applause for withdrawing from the INF treaty?! WTF? Who the hell applauds a failure in nuclear arms control agreements?

— Mordant FreedomVoter (@MordantFV) February 6, 2019

Nothing scares seniors on universal basic income and single payer health care like talk of socialism.

— ⚡️LOLGOP⚡️ (@LOLGOP) February 6, 2019

7:16: Drumpf says “radical regime of Iran” as if he is trying to convince people (and himself) it is true.

7:23: The State of Our Union is 75 years ago.

I bet Judah doesn't think there were good people on both sides. #SOTU

— shauna (@goldengateblond) February 6, 2019

7:29: Drumpf gives a stirring speech asking us to chose greatness. Tomorrow he will Tweet something about “Cryin’ Chuck”.

7:40: Ummm…happy lunar new year?

Stacey Abrams looks great, relaxed & strong! She's rocking this #SOTU response!

— BCarniello (@BCarniello) February 6, 2019

Good chance @staceyabrams would be giving this speech as governor of GA not private citizen if it wasn’t for GOP voter suppression

— Ari Berman (@AriBerman) February 6, 2019

How dare he speak of Dachau when he created this. #SOTU pic.twitter.com/CsdZ6o1CAs

— Parker Quinlan (@parkerquinlan) February 6, 2019

Stacey Abrams: "Compassionate treatment at the border is not the same as open borders."

— Michael Del Moro (@MikeDelMoro) February 6, 2019

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 2/5/19, 12:13 am

DLBottle

A cold front will grip the ENTIRE nation Tuesday night, as the President* takes to the stage and delivers a postponed state of the union address. Please join us as the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally debriefs, and fact checks the tsunami of effluvial matter likely to ensue. The “big chill” starts at 6pm, so stop by then if you care to watch it. Or, if you are participating in the boycott, stop by later.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room of the pub. We usually start at about 8pm.




Can’t make it to Seattle? Check out one of the 264 chapters of Living Liberally, including 22 in Washington state, eight in Oregon and three in Idaho. Find a chapter near you. Or start a new chapter in your community!

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