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April 15 Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 4/15/19, 7:57 am

Important Thunderpussy news!

Now that I have your attention, it’s trademark news. It seems like a different category than FUCT to me, but I am no trademark staffer or attorney.

And kudos to KUOW for actually saying Thunderpussy on my morning radio.

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Ooppeenn Tthhrreeaadd

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 4/12/19, 8:04 am

I appreciate that a police tower may be necessary in some cases, seeing the picture is a lot. I mean how do you insure that you are just intimidating criminals and not the public more broadly, especially in communities of color? That said the article says that the towers go to sports stadiums, so I have presumably seen them in the wild and not noticed them.

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Open Thread April 10, 2019 AD

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 4/10/19, 7:53 am

OK, you’re still out there, but why, man?

We all know it’s just lie, lie, lie, man.

It might sound appealing,

But you can’t go self dealing!

Here’s hoping the court says “goodbye, man.”

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Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 4/8/19, 7:08 am

I am feeling a bit icky, so this is it from me.

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Open Thread April 5

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 4/5/19, 8:29 am

We should have comprehensive sex ed

In all of Washington, but instead

The Senate committee

Is acting so shitty,

The bill this year is now sadly dead.

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Open Thread! April 3

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 4/3/19, 8:02 am

Is anyone excited about the Seattle City Council elections? I am not excited about the current crop of candidates. I will be voting for one, and using my Democracy Vouchers on 1 to 4 of them. So, who should I be excited about?

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Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 4/1/19, 7:56 am

This is really the opposite of what I want from bicycle infrastructure. Both as a bicyclist and a city driver. Seattle is very hilly, so we can use the help.

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Open Thread March 29

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 3/29/19, 7:57 am

KOMO is garbage. They should be ashamed of themselves. Just completely irresponsible. Honestly, if it wasn’t obviously orders from the top, I would expect someone to be fired. And imagine having no comment? An apology and a correction at a minimum are in order. And fast. They maligned Mr. Champagne. They misinformed their viewers. And they did it on the public airwaves. Shame shame shame.

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~~~~~~openthread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 3/27/19, 7:57 am

Maybe more bike lanes instead of not. I don’t know, people who drive in the city more than me, do you like sharing a lane with more bicyclists? It seems better for both to have them separate where possible.

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[Open Thread]

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 3/25/19, 8:47 am

I was at an old folks home over the weekend, and several of the old white ladies were very excited about Michelle Obama’s book. I guess they were talking about it because she was in town. I bought it but haven’t started reading it. Is it as good as the old ladies say?

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(Open Thread)

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 3/22/19, 8:26 am

I am glad that the Legislature is working on a 14 day period before renters can be evicted. There isn’t a single thing that will solve our homelessness crises. But this will help. So kudos, and if you want to write your legislators, this is a good bill to support.

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Open Thread March 20

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 3/20/19, 8:53 am

So, I know that it’s 2019, but we are already talking Presidential candidates. It’s obviously critically important who is President. But it’s also important who is on your city and county councils. It’s critical that in 2020 we have great candidates for the legislature and for Congress. We need to defeat Donald Trump, but we also need to be able to govern.

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If you’re open and you thread it, clap your hands.

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 3/18/19, 8:28 am

Did you go to Emerald City Comic Con? I didn’t, but I did enjoy some great (and free!) people watching near Seattle Center. I also went to the after party for the podcast Jay and Miles X-plain the X-Men, a podcast that I adore despite not really caring about the X-Men. It was a lot of fun even if I didn’t have the same point of contact as a lot of the people there.

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Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 3/15/19, 8:28 am

Seattle! Let’s eliminate late fees for overdue library books. I write about how much I use the library, and I have never had a late fee. But, it is still stressful when you’re close, and can’t renew. And I could afford the fees if I was a bit late.

Also, sending people to collections always seemed gross.

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March 13 Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 3/13/19, 8:25 am

Seattle, I complain quite a bit. But I couldn’t imagine living anywhere else. So I hope that it doesn’t come across as too much when I say (once again) please learn to stand. If you are in line for something, stand a reasonable distance behind the next person in the queue. If someone has to ask if you’re in line, maybe you fucked up. Also, doorways and curb cuts; Don’t just stand in them.

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