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If it’s Monday, It’s Open Thread.

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 6/2/25, 8:00 am

– I would like to see less parking at Alki.

– Show the performance, Bainbridge Island Museum of Art.

– The ethics rules, shmethics rules bill has failed.

– Hey, go write your legislators and members of Congress.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 5/30/25, 8:12 am

– Congratulations to Lewelyn Dixon on her release, but man. Fuck everyone involved in detaining her.

– Man, don’t stalk your ex fiancé. And, just, man drop out of the Executive race.

– Oh no, Scarecrow Video.

– Washington needs to be able to opt out of sharing so much information with anti abortion states.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 5/28/25, 7:54 am

– Look. If there has to be a new Tim Eyman, at least his initiatives mostly failed.

– Build that quad-plex in Seattle.

– Those creepy jerks who hate LGBT people are creepy jerks.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 5/23/25, 8:21 am

– We need more protection for domestic workers.

– Come the new year, insurance will have to cover a year’s supply of hormone replacement therapy.

– Trailhead direct starts this weekend. You guys!

– Those guys don’t look like law enforcement.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 5/21/25, 8:05 am

– The framing of Marie Gluesenkamp Perez’ victories as a model for rural districts is a bit strange to me. She did better in the Portland suburbs than the rural parts of the district.

– Right to repair is law in Washington.

– More to every type of housing, including flats.

– Call your legislator or member of Congress.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 5/19/25, 8:05 am

This story on the strippers bill of rights is very interesting. It seems like the legislature may have to revisit some things. The worst excesses of strippers losing money on a shift are over, but strip club owners seem like pieces of shit.

Maybe some sort of collective ownership that cuts them out is a way to go in the future? I don’t know, that’s not helpful in the here and now.

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Friday!

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 5/16/25, 8:08 am

– They really ought to resolve Tent City.. what a pain for the people who can least afford it.

– We’ll see the first wildfire season where the Federal government doesn’t care at all. But not the last.

– United Healthcare seems pretty bad.

– Anyway, please call your legislator or member of Congress today.

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Wednesday!

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 5/14/25, 8:08 am

Good morning.

– More changing areas are coming to men’s bathrooms.

– The Washington AG’s office is making it easier to report sexual assault.

– The air freshener thing is funny, but who needs pine explained to them?

– Keep ICE out of Spokane parks.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 5/12/25, 8:06 am

– This was written before the pause (to 35%), but tariffs are still a problem.

– More Redmond light rail.

– Come on REI. Do better.

– I still don’t know who I’m voting for for City Attorney, but the Hacks and Wonks interviews with all of the challenges make me glad they’re running.

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Friday, Baby!

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 5/9/25, 8:14 am

If it’s Friday, it’s Carl has too many tabs open and is sharing some with you! Only realized after assembling them that it’s even more Seattle focused than usual.

– Joe Mallahan is running for mayor again. Hard no thank you in the primary.

– I don’t know enough about the Bar’s rules to know what will happen with Judge Pooja Vaddadi’s complaint, but Ann Davison seems to have acted unethically from a moral standpoint.

– Finally, Seattle elected officials do what the public most wants: Self dealing.

– And hey, the people spending big on Sara Nelson are who you think they are.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 5/7/25, 8:05 am

Good morning. I think it’s allergies since an antihistamine helps but I have been feeling gross for the last few days. So this may be even less coherent than usual.

But! I do want to say: It’s filing week. And you know what that means. You, yes you: You can run for office. Lots of local offices and people like you, but critically not you yet are putting their name forward.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 5/5/25, 7:59 am

– I am glad to see Democrats competing everywhere in Washington.

– Fearmongering about transit safety could at least get their statistics right.

– Just fucking let the nude beachgoers be, SPD. Gosh.

– Anyway contact your legislator or member of Congress. They want to hear from you, and if they don’t, then they need to hear from you.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 5/2/25, 8:05 am

– Ann Davison inventing community court after ending it is pretty wild.

– Seattle, what a hellhole.

– When you’re cutting HIV funds, maybe you found something other than waste.

– The session is over, but you can still contact your legislator. Or Representative.

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Today’s Open Thread (Or Yesterday’s, or Last Year’s, depending On When You’re Reading This… You Know How Time Works)

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 4/30/25, 8:12 am

– Not local, but Justice Gorsuch is lying.

– So yeah, how about that legislature.

– Gross, Portland Catholic School. Don’t be racist.

– I am much less pro trucks in general than the author of this piece. But yes, Cybertrucks don’t even truck well.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 4/28/25, 8:14 am

The legislature adjourned Sine Die over the weekend. Some stuff passed that even recently seemed impossible: Rent stabilization, even if it’s not as far as I would like, and parking reforms especially seemed like impossible tasks just a few years ago.

And yet. And yet. Without a wealth tax, the budget is still cuts heavy. Shame.

I am still going to tell you to write to your legislator, but things aren’t as urgent now that the session is over.

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