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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 7/25/25, 7:58 am

– Renton, don’t vote for a guy who posts MAGA garbage on Facebook.

– Davison’s tenure as City Attorney is fucking embarrassing.

– During the Teen Dance Ordinance years, the Old Firehouse in Redmond was so rad to have. I am glad there are still people willing to fight for it.

– Stop covering for creeps.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 7/23/25, 8:12 am

– It’s hot again and I am working from my un-air conditioned apartment.

– Division Street in Spokane could be a lot better.

Coming home from Drinking Liberally, the bus (49 South) was as crowded as I’ve ever seen it at 10:00. Are people taking the bus while I-5 lanes are closed? If so, welcome and I hope you stay after it opens up.

– Anyway, your legislators and member of Congress go uncontacted. Tragic, but you can fix it.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 7/21/25, 8:48 am

Your ballot is arriving soon if it hasn’t already. Here are some voter guides. It’s more Seattle/ Western Washington centric than maybe it could be.

– Fuse has a progressive voter guide.

– The Stranger and the Urbanist both have endorsements.

– Seattle Bike Blog has many transportation and safe streets endorsements.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 7/18/25, 8:14 am

Hey, it’s under 80 degrees for a few days anyway.

– I don’t know if the US Attorney stepping down is related to the ICE related arrests but the timing is a lot.

– Good news if you feel like you need to protect dogs or kids in hot cars.

– After months in ICE detention, I can’t blame Alfredo Juarez Zeferino for accepting deportation, but dang.

– Ballots dropped this week. Get them postmarked or dropped off by August 5.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 7/16/25, 8:32 am

Man it’s going to be hot as fuck today. I am going to insist that you get yourself a big glass of water right now. Don’t wait. Throw some ice in. It already feels gross and it’s only getting worse.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 7/14/25, 8:24 am

– Racing the 8 for hopefully better service in the future.

– We’re going to have to do more to save the orcas at a time when the Federal government is doing less.

Going to have to decide who to vote for for King County Executive soon. I recommend the Hacks and Wonks interviews if you haven’t heard them yet.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 7/11/25, 8:25 am

– Going to be a hot stretch. Stay cool if you can, everyone.

– The Old Growth Table seems charming.

– Hey another shit initiative from the Washington State Republicans.

– Call or email your legislator or member of Congress today.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 7/9/25, 8:23 am

– Bothell, that lack of parking minimums looks good on you.

– I was crossing 2nd Avenue on foot where there’s a protected bike lane. There were no cars but the signal was giving them the right of way. I was jay walking and the bike was crossing the red. Who has priority in that situation?

– New hate crimes hotline is up and running.

– What cruelty we treat our immigrants with.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 7/7/25, 8:04 am

Since there wasn’t a post on Friday, this is a bit stale. King County Assessor John Arthur Wilson has got to go. Like, obviously don’t vote for him for Executive but also, he has to go. No fucking stalkers. Like I hope he gets help, but not while he has a position of public trust.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 7/2/25, 8:11 am

– Seattle has some pretty good projects, the street cars, the light rail, bike lanes on the waterfront. But they all need to do a better job connecting so that it’s a proper network.

– Glad Nick Brown is on it, but man the Department of Homeland Security under the Trump Administration just taking health data is so awful.

– Spokane banning ICE warrantless on government property seems like so little in the face of what ICE is doing and also a good step.

– Mid 70’s today and through the long weekend, Seattle has lucked out.

– Hey, hey. Write or call your legislator or member of Congress.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 6/30/25, 8:13 am

– Scary shit in Coeur d’Alene.

– Shitty statues of shitty people should come down.

– Instead of parallel parking, you can take public transportation.

– They saved the Imagination Library.

– Today is a great day to contact your legislator or member of Congress.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 6/27/25, 8:40 am

– Happy Trans Pride.

– Oh hey, a good piece of legislation from the Seattle City Council, on rent software.

– But don’t get too excited, they still stink.

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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 6/25/25, 8:13 am

– New bike lanes in Belltown.

– Maybe I am just a cynical asshole,* but if the police gave one of my friends a random act of kindness citation, they would never hear the end of it.

– Hearing about Travis Decker is so depressing. Fuck that guy.

– Contact your legislator or member of Congress.

* “just” is the only thing contested here.

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Monday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 6/23/25, 8:06 am

Not local, but goddam we should not bomb Iran and we should stop. We should also try to figure out how to stop other countries from bombing Iran. But… We could stop today, so we should.

Anyway contact your Member of Congress today and ask them to do what they can to stop us bombing Iran.

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Friday!

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 6/20/25, 8:27 am

– Live in Seattle District 2? Check out the candidates’ Hacks and Wonks interviews.

– Councilmember Saka should just take the L. This is embarrassing.

– Fuck the Trump deportations.

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