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HA Bible Study: Exodus 25:15

by Goldy — Sunday, 11/6/16, 6:00 am

Exodus 25:15
Don’t ever remove the poles from the rings.

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HA Bible Study: Job 9:23

by Goldy — Sunday, 10/30/16, 6:00 am

Job 9:23
When a good person dies a sudden death, God sits back and laughs.

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HA Bible Study: Genesis 6:1-4

by Goldy — Sunday, 10/23/16, 6:00 am

Genesis 6:1-4
And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them, that the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose.

And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years.

There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.

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HA Bible Study: Hosea 10:13

by Goldy — Sunday, 10/16/16, 6:00 am

Hosea 10:13
Ye have plowed wickedness, ye have reaped iniquity; ye have eaten the fruit of lies: because thou didst trust in thy way, in the multitude of thy mighty men.

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HA Bible Study: Isaiah 13:16

by Goldy — Sunday, 10/9/16, 6:00 am

Isaiah 13:16
Their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished.

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HA Bible Study: Genesis 11:10-24

by Goldy — Sunday, 10/2/16, 6:00 am

Genesis 11:10-24
Two years after the flood, when Shem was one hundred, he had a son named Arpachshad. He had more children and died at the age of six hundred. This is a list of his descendants:

When Arpachshad was thirty-five, he had a son named Shelah. Arpachshad had more children and died at the age of four hundred thirty-eight.

When Shelah was thirty, he had a son named Eber. Shelah had more children and died at the age of four hundred thirty-three.

When Eber was thirty-four, he had a son named Peleg. Eber had more children and died at the age of four hundred sixty-four.

When Peleg was thirty, he had a son named Reu. Peleg had more children and died at the age of two hundred thirty-nine.

When Reu was thirty-two he had a son named Serug. Reu had more children and died at the age of two hundred thirty-nine.

When Serug was thirty, he had a son named Nahor. Serug had more children and died at the age of two hundred thirty.

When Nahor was twenty-nine, he had a son named Terah. Nahor had more children and died at the age of one hundred forty-eight.

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HA Bible Study: Nahum 1:2

by Goldy — Sunday, 9/25/16, 6:00 am

Nahum 1:2
The Lord is a jealous God, filled with vengeance and rage.

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HA Bible Study: Song of Solomon 4:5-6

by Goldy — Sunday, 9/18/16, 11:24 am

Song of Solomon 4:5-6
Your breasts are perfect;
they are twin deer
feeding among lilies.
I will hasten to those hills
sprinkled with sweet perfume
and stay there till sunrise.

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HA Bible Study: Exodus 32:27-29

by Goldy — Sunday, 9/11/16, 6:00 am

Exodus 32:27-29
Then he said to them, “This is what the LORD, the God of Israel, says: ‘Each man strap a sword to his side. Go back and forth through the camp from one end to the other, each killing his brother and friend and neighbor.’” The Levites did as Moses commanded, and that day about three thousand of the people died. Then Moses said, “You have been set apart to the LORD today, for you were against your own sons and brothers, and he has blessed you this day.”

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HA Bible Study Double Feature: Luke 19:29-34 and Exodus 20:15

by Goldy — Sunday, 9/4/16, 6:00 am

Luke 19:29-34
As he approached Bethphage and Bethany at the hill called the Mount of Olives, he sent two of his disciples, saying to them, “Go to the village ahead of you, and as you enter it, you will find a colt tied there, which no one has ever ridden. Untie it and bring it here. If anyone asks you, ‘Why are you untying it?’ say, ‘The Lord needs it.’”

Those who were sent ahead went and found it just as he had told them. As they were untying the colt, its owners asked them, “Why are you untying the colt?”

They replied, “The Lord needs it.”

Exodus 20:15
Thou shalt not steal.

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HA Bible Study: Mark 6:35

by Goldy — Sunday, 8/28/16, 7:28 pm

Mark 6:35
By this time it was late in the day, so his disciples came to him. “This is a remote place,” they said, “and it’s already very late.

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HA Bible Study Double Header: Matthew 5:5 & Luke 12:49

by Goldy — Sunday, 8/21/16, 6:00 am

Matthew 5:5
Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.

Luke 12:49
I came to cast fire upon the earth. How I wish that it was already ablaze!

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HA Bible Study: 1 Corinthians 7:9

by Goldy — Sunday, 8/14/16, 6:00 am

1 Corinthians 7:9
It is better to marry than to burn.

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HA Bible Study: Deuteronomy 32:42

by Goldy — Sunday, 8/7/16, 6:00 am

Deuteronomy 32:42
I will make mine arrows drunk with blood, and my sword shall devour flesh; and that with the blood of the slain and of the captives, from the beginning of revenges upon the enemy.

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HA Bible Study: Ephesians 6:5

by Goldy — Sunday, 7/31/16, 6:00 am

Ephesians 6:5
Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ.

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