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HA Bible Study

by Goldy — Sunday, 9/15/13, 6:00 am

Isaiah 17:1
Damascus is doomed!
It will end up in ruins.

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HA Bible Study

by Goldy — Sunday, 9/8/13, 6:00 am

Revelation 9:7-10
The locusts looked like horses prepared for battle. They had what looked like gold crowns on their heads, and their faces looked like human faces. They had hair like women’s hair and teeth like the teeth of a lion. They wore armor made of iron, and their wings roared like an army of chariots rushing into battle. They had tails that stung like scorpions, and for five months they had the power to torment people.

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Laborious Day

by Goldy — Monday, 9/2/13, 8:24 am

Yes, HA was down most of yesterday, and no, I don’t know exactly what the problem was or why it took so long to fix. Something to do with a problem with our hosting company’s “main upstream internet provider” or something. In any case, you shouldn’t have spent such a lovely day indoors commenting on some local political blog anyway, so consider it a gift.

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by Goldy — Sunday, 9/1/13, 6:00 am

1 Samuel 5:6
But the hand of the LORD was heavy upon those of Ashdod, and He destroyed them and smote them with hemorrhoids.

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by Goldy — Sunday, 8/25/13, 6:00 am

1 Samuel 20:30
“You stupid son of a whore!”

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by Goldy — Sunday, 8/18/13, 6:00 am

Proverbs 31:6-7
Let beer be for those who are perishing,
wine for those who are in anguish!
Let them drink and forget their poverty
and remember their misery no more.

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testing

by Goldy — Saturday, 8/17/13, 10:35 pm

testing

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HA Bible Study

by Goldy — Sunday, 8/11/13, 6:00 am

1 Timothy 5:11-15
As for younger widows, do not put them on such a list. For when their sensual desires overcome their dedication to Christ, they want to marry. Thus they bring judgment on themselves, because they have broken their first pledge. Besides, they get into the habit of being idle and going about from house to house. And not only do they become idlers, but also busybodies who talk nonsense, saying things they ought not to. So I counsel younger widows to marry, to have children, to manage their homes and to give the enemy no opportunity for slander. Some have in fact already turned away to follow Satan.

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HA Bible Study

by Goldy — Sunday, 8/4/13, 6:00 am

Matthew 5:28
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

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HA Bible Study

by Goldy — Sunday, 7/28/13, 6:00 am

Matthew 8:30-32
Not far from there a large herd of pigs was feeding. So the demons begged Jesus, “If you force us out, please send us into those pigs!” Jesus told them to go, and they went out of the men and into the pigs. All at once the pigs rushed down the steep bank into the lake and drowned.

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HA Bible Study

by Goldy — Sunday, 7/21/13, 6:00 am

Exodus 22:31
You are to be my holy people. So do not eat the meat of an animal torn by wild beasts; throw it to the dogs.

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HA Bible Study

by Goldy — Sunday, 7/14/13, 6:00 am

Psalm 94:4-7
God, the wicked get away with murder—
how long will you let this go on?
They brag and boast
and crow about their crimes!
They walk all over your people, God,
exploit and abuse your precious people.
They take out anyone who gets in their way;
if they can’t use them, they kill them.
They think, “God isn’t looking,
Jacob’s God is out to lunch.”

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HA Bible Study

by Goldy — Sunday, 7/7/13, 6:00 am

2 Samuel 13:10-15
And Tamar took the bread she had prepared and brought it to her brother Amnon in his bedroom. But when she took it to him to eat, he grabbed her and said, “Come to bed with me, my sister.”

“No, my brother!” she said to him. “Don’t force me! Such a thing should not be done in Israel! Don’t do this wicked thing. What about me? Where could I get rid of my disgrace? And what about you? You would be like one of the wicked fools in Israel. Please speak to the king; he will not keep me from being married to you.” But he refused to listen to her, and since he was stronger than she, he raped her.

Then Amnon hated her with intense hatred. In fact, he hated her more than he had loved her. Amnon said to her, “Get up and get out!”

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HA Bible Study

by Goldy — Sunday, 6/30/13, 6:00 am

Leviticus 3:17
So you and your descendants must never eat any fat or any blood, not even in the privacy of your own homes. This law will never change.

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HA Bible Study

by Goldy — Sunday, 6/23/13, 6:00 am

1 Chronicles 1:25
Eber, Peleg, Reu,

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