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Um, if the shoe fits!!
Shoe-ing Bush a good time.
Shoe boating?
Ah, ahhhh shoe.
Two shoes nightly, 8 and 11PM, be sure to tip your servers and bartenders.
heckuva job bushie…
What a clown he is.
I am sorry for post number 1.
I shoe-dn’t have done it.
The so-called “journalist” who threw the shoe is rumored to be a member of the HA Happy Hooligans.
The Piper
I must say, that reporters aim was pretty impressive and there was some heat in the throw too. The Mariners need bullpen help……..
I wonder if from now on all reporters will be required to remove their shoes before Bush’s last few press conferences?
That man really brought honor and dignity back to the Presidency…
5:
This so-called poster at 5 is rumored to have lost his so-called license to practice law. he also has had trouble understanding that his side lost and his once lengthy, rambling posts have been shortened to a line or two since his head exploded on November 4.
Piper,
Don’t you owe me on a small bet placed before the election? I believe my guy won and you owe Seattle Children’s Hospital a check.
@5
Was that an attempt at an insult? I’ve heard better slams spoken next to a swing-set.
@8…Carl…
Tsk…tsk…tsk
At least I’m not facing a possible move to Texas.
And please get your facts straight – I never lost my bar membership. Still have it, though it’s inactive. Since I wasn’t practicing, I took that status to save money on dues and mandatory CLEs.
If you wish to follow my prose, I now have several professional outlets for it (check tomorrow at Crosscut.com – knock wood).
While the Happy Hooligans are reduced to exchanging mouth foam with each other, I’m having an excellent time in other arenas.
BTW…how’s the health these days?
The Piper
7
He never looked nor acted the part. He seemed overwhelmed, confused and, at times, totally lost.
He lacked the self confidence to be president, but possessed ego to spare and that was the cause of his failing. Ego is fine, but you have to have the intellect and self confidence to temper that ego when necessary.
11:
Piper,
Notice I said “rumor”? Just you alluded to a falsehood, so did I.
I am fine, the heart is pounding away. Fortunately cardiomyopathy (man that sounds stupid), in my case, is not a fast moving disease and I have been stable for some time. I will still fly to UCLA three times a year to remain in their Cardiomyopathy Program. The hospital in Texas is rated highly in cardiac care too. If the time comes that I need to be in So. CA for an extended time both of my kids live here.
Man…that was a lame duck!
Apparently throwing your shoes at someone in Iraq is considered a really serious insult.
Chris Stefan,
I’m sure the guy’s heart was in the right place.
The Secret Service probably wouldn’t let him take flowers and candy to the press conference….
As joke writers? All of you better not quit whatever lame day jobs you now have.
BTW…Dubya’s comeback was clever, witty, snappy, and poised: “All I can report is it is a size 10,” Bush quipped.
http://www.politico.com/news/s.....16566.html
How many of you would have had such a presence of mind to keep your cool and sense of humor? Heck, most of the HA Happy Hooligans go ballistic at the slightest provocation, which makes poking you so much fun.
The Piper
Hey KLOWNS–
1) Saw my 1st IMPEACH OBAMA bumpersticker today. Stopped the guy and he was going to send me one. Get used to it. After they untangle the Michelle Obama “promotions” & “massive salary increases” at the Hospital, you may want one too. Blago taught us the Hospital is one of their payoff vehicles.
2) How come no coverage on the fire (likely arson) at Palin’s Wasila Bible Church. $1 MILLION of damage. Is it ok to speculate on who set this fire?
13. My Left Foot spews:
MLF–
FYI, you cannot have heart disease when you have no heart, you heartless SOB.
Also throwing rumors out that you know aren’t true about Piper is bad form….lying about stuff like that is Heartless! Plus the one or two folks that actually read your posts are likely to abstain if you continue to lie.
IMPEACH OBAMA! I like the sound of that.
The guy has a crisis BEFORE he ever takes office and it’s one that will endure….Chicago-style politics is being Uncovered.
Bush….ducking shoes, ducking responsibility to the end.
pipebender @ 17: “BTW…Dubya’s comeback was clever, witty, snappy, and poised…”
Well, no. It was dim witted, forced, stupid, ill-timed, embarrassing, and a total flop (see audio-nobody laughed). How ’bout, “Nice try, macaca, but I dodged that better than Karl Rove dodging an indictment.”
17:
Piper, Bush has one good line in eight years of trying. Truthiness, the Google, nukular…shall I continue? The man is a dolt. He gets off one line and you want to elevate him to Robin Williams status with one liners.
Pathetic, reaching, desperation.
Worst. President. Ever. And a single one liner does not change any of that.
Hopefully no one will start throwing stuff at Obama…you KLOWNS would be outraged, right?
Cynical,
On a serious note:
Be a human, lay off my heart condition. It is real and not made up like everything you post.
As to who is heartless, well you might want to look in the mirror.
mlf–
I’ve never liked Bush. I didn’t vote for his old man in 1992…I voted for Perot.
They are a couple boneheads. I agree.
But as a Union promoter, you must love Bush for bailing out the pathetic US Auto Makers and saving those overpaid Union jobs…right?
What if Bush said “MLF, if you kiss my ass, I will fund the bailout?”
Would you do it??
Cynical,
The reported was alleged to have been an HA poster by Pooper. My post was just as funny as his.
Go fuck goats, and please, learn to follow along and read all the posts.
The Iraqi journalist is already a hero among the left. It will be interesting to see if he turns out to be a Baathist who would cut off the feet of anyone who did this to him, or maybe a fundamentalist Muslim who would put all the daughters of said lefties into Burkhas.
23. My Left Foot spews:
Boy, that’s sure gonna make me want to lay off your heart condition!
I’m sure you feel comforted by all the Atheist rhetoric on this Blog….when your heart finally explodes, will you see darkness or light?
It’s a watershed mlf……are you a believer??
Finikal KLOWN: “Hopefully no one will start throwing stuff at Obama…you KLOWNS would be outraged, right?’
If Obama lies us into an unprovoked war against a country that poses no threat to us, then fine, throw your tassled penny loafers at any opportunuity. So. Why are you not pelting Bush? Oh, I forgot. Fucks such as you SUPPORT that idiot.
Go get some fertilizer and just TRY to grow a brain. Please.
24:
Facts: 10% of the cost of a car is labor.
UAW average three bucks an hour more than their non-union counterparts.
The UAW is a red herring being tossed out by senators whose states
bribedToyota, Honda and VW to build plants there. They are willing to destroy an entire industry over a lie and politics. Only America is not falling for it.I would kiss GWB’s ass if he would leave office one day sooner.
Bush took it like a man. Quick reflexes. Thought it was funny by the shit ass grin.
Greatest President ever, kept us safe, tried
17 times to warn everyone about fannie mae, but
no one would listen (democrats who were milking
the banks dry). Then the public is so stupid
they vote in more democrats who caused all the problems in the first place. He must just be
laughing his ass off at how stupid the people
are in this country. We deserve a good kick in the balls and it’s here. Way to go losers.
27:
I asked nice, asshole. You have shown your ass and explained to everyone just what kind of inhuman life form you truly are.
Thank you for playing.
29. My Left Foot spews:
Nice lie mlf..how much “labor” goes into making the parts??
It’s convenient to ignore the cost of making parts and just call ’em parts.
Bad Try==No Sale!
“tried 17 times to warn everyone about fannie mae…”
Well no, he did not. As lies go, that’s pretty pathetic. Doughy Pantload does better than that.
That journalist, turns out he’s a plumber named
Barook! Barook the plumber. Probably is booked
on Leno next week. Planted by the republicans to showcase Bushs’ reflexes. Obama would have
crawled behind the podium, guaranteed.
31. My Left Foot spews:
Another 1st Class effort MLF.
You only ask nice when you want something.
You should try and be nice always…like me!
What happens if Obama goes back on his promise to withdraw troops from Iraq? Does it then become acceptable to throw shoes at him, too?
Kynikal: “Nice lie mlf..how much “labor” goes into making the parts?? It’s convenient to ignore the cost of making parts and just call ‘em parts.”
Why stop there? how much labor went into mining, refining, and transporting the ore that made the parts?
An economist you are not.
Hey mlf–
Are you hooked up to a blood pressure machine and heart monitor when you post your vitrolic BS on HorsesAss.org??
Perhaps your doctor will prescribe some R&R away from the Atheist mindset that dominates this rathole.
You didn’t answer if you were a “believer”.
With your “heart condition”, I suggest you get down on your knees…quick.
Proud–
It’s convenient for the Union gasbags to ignore the labor cost on parts…it all adds to the cost.
No lazy, whiny, ungreatful union cocksucker
ever voted for a republican and now they
expect Bush to bail their asses out! I’d make
em sweat too.
“What happens if Obama goes back on his promise to withdraw troops from Iraq? Does it then become acceptable to throw shoes at him, too?”
Yes. Bush promised to be a ‘compassionate conservative’. Still have your shoes, don’t you, liar?
Left foot. Maybe change your name to Left Ventricle, you know, for sympathy. Just teasing.
KKKKytnical Klown: “It’s convenient for the Union gasbags to ignore the labor cost on parts…it all adds to the cost.”
As opposed to capitalist gasbags who do nothing, but reap extravagant rewards? There is a labor component to everything, you dumb heartless fuck. But the union is comparing apples to apples. You, on the other hand, are comparing apples to stroking your ego….that thing that is so big, you have to pull it behind you in a wagon.
Cynical,
I believe I will be fine either way. Dark or light? How do you know there is a choice? Blind faith, Cyniclown, is just that….blind.
I do not live my life in fear, I do not face death with fear either. They say there are no atheists in fox holes. They are wrong. There are good men who pray in them. Cowards who pray in them. And there are those of us who know, no matter what happens, we were doing what we needed and called to do. No fear. No regret. If there is a God he/she will know just how I have lived and prayer is not going to help.
I face cardiomyopathy the same way. I am not afraid. I know the etiology of the condition. I take care of myself, take my meds, listen to the doctors advice and do as he/she says. The rest is out of my hands. I don’t lose sleep over it. I don’t wake up wondering what I could have done or been. I wake up each morning and live that day to its fullest. Period.
People who believe they have lived their lives wrongly go looking for something to ease their conscience can find that solace in the church, the bottom of a gin bottle or at he end of a heroin needle. I don’t need that solace. I have lived my life with no regrets, always trying to do the right thing and as a result I have no conscience issues.
You on the other hand should probably spend more time in the confessional with a bottle of gin.
“No lazy, whiny, ungreatful union cocksucker….”
Bigshot Wall Street wanker: “Please, please, please, Hank Paulson, give us $700 billion, no questions asked. We promise to be good.”
OK, I see you are a comedian now. Laughter is the best medicine.
Thanks.
42:
OK, that was cute.
I know humor when I see it. Cyniclown is just an ass. His “reward” is coming in the afterlife he is looking forward to.
I hope he gets his afterlife soon. His maker probably has a few questions for him. Wonder how he will like the HOT seat?
@45 Hey, don’t bunch me in that crowd. I dont
want to bail out anything. Who is going to bail us out when we lose our jobs? We need a tea party and fast.
Could someone translate that for me please (assuming it has some meaning)?
Just wondering…. forecast is for coldest temps in 20 years.
Are cold temps “proof of global warming”?
Am I responsible because I drive a “gas guzzling carbon spewing luxury SUV”? You Pious Prius Pricks are gonna hafta do a lot of driving to make up for me.
Gullible fucking fools…
Left Foot – Bad news pal…
The Messiah is about to wreck the best health care system in the world. You get to wait your turn, and you not gonna be first on the list. Some Kommisar is gonna decide whether you get treatment, and he’s accountble to NO ONE. Fear not; we now have assisted suicide, so you can punch out now if ya want. You can do the world a favor or not; nobody fucking cares.
You wanted this. Now die for it.
Well,
This isn’t Saddam’s Iraq anymore…..
Anyone doubt that the “reporter” and his family would have been immedietely executed under Saddam….
Freedom….as simple as a shoe toss….
President Bush showed a lot of class in this situation. Right stuff @52 is correct – this is what freedom can look like. God bless the brave troops who fought for it.
51:
hehehe
I have government health insurance and the wife has me covered too. The beauty is I get whatever I need and it costs me nada.
I worked hard, the wife works hard and I earned the benefit from the US Government.
I also believe that those less fortunate should be covered too. I have no problem with revamping our health care system.
When they appoint a “commissar” let me know.
As for assisted suicide, it is not for me. I enjoy living. But I believe you should have the choice when terminal and in pain.
Why don’t you do us, and the world, a favor and take yourself out. A gunshot to the head would be best. Your organs could then be harvested and your sad, miserable, worthless life would then, ironically, have meaning in your death. Who knows, you might be a match for me and your heart would be used to vote Democrat. You know…for gay marriage, for health care reform and so on and so forth.
Suck on that, dipwad.
52:
For throwing a shoe at Bush, in Saddam’s Iraq, the reporter would have been elevated to Minister of Media Relations and given a huge palace with multiple wives.
And rightly so.
Mark The Redneck-Patriot
Fine job of personalizing the issues for MLF.
MLF ought to head to Canada with his heart condition…or find Kervorkian!
Walk the talk…right?
It’s Minus 20 at our place again tonight.
Global warming my half-frozen ass!
MLF—
Do yourself a favor and read the Book of Luke…please.
You say IF there is a God He will look at how you lived your life….says YOU!
That’s not what Grace is all about MLF.
Our God is an awesome God…mighty patient.
PS—
Frosty the Snowman isn’t a Christmas Carol…neither is Jingle Bells.
Thumpity-thump-thump won’t change your life MLF…but O Holy Night or Hark the Herald Angels might.
I’ve seen tougher guys than you get down on your knees mlf.
Remember, Peace on Earth isn’t about the Iraq War or anything re: politics………
It’s about reconciling with GOD.
Do it sir.
God and Sinners RECONCILED.
It’s the meaning of life….it’s why we are here, both me and you.
Your choice mlf.
Faith & Grace…amazing.
Hopeful.
Merciful.
Eternal Life.
Freedom. Yeah, freedom of the “unitary executive” to dig a hole for this country and an even deeper one for Iraq. We’ll probably get ourselves out of Bush’s hole if by the skin of our teeth.
Fat chance for the Iraqis.
And the Chimp smirks on… Great guy..
To my fellows on the right side in this thread,
Don’t stoop to the vitriol of the loony lefties on this side. While I don’t agree with Carl 99.99% of the time, I can still like him for his “redeeming” qualities. That goes for GBS, SeattleJew and John Barelli too. I can overlook an idle idiotic comment from rhp6033 and proud leftist. I almost forgot, I’ll add michael to this list…
Now for the leftist dickwads such as Anthrax!, headless loosie, yelling loser boy, nevercorrectstillnotbright, steve the beast master, and most of the other dense as spent uranium loons; have at it my righty friends.
I see the Space Available Here light flashing in #57’s bloodshot eye again…
Witches and spells and incantations. Catholic Church. Ghosts and Gods. Mormon Church.
You have no proof of the this God you speak of. I have no proof he does not exist.
Until you spend one day in a “foxhole” do not talk to me about “tough guys”. No one you have ever met is tougher than the men and women with whom I served. Whether they be believers or not. And getting on your knees does not a man make. It is only what is in his heart that counts.
Get over yourself, Cynifool, you do not have the answers. Neither do I. The difference between us is that I recognize and understand that.
Carl, I choose to believe. If I’m wrong well I led a good life, taking care of the sick, helping the needy, paying for overseas childrens’ educational and living needs. So if Jesus comes back in the clouds of glory to claim His own, what will you agnostics and atheists say?
Oops?
61:
I have never, ever, said I did not believe. I object to anyone forcing his belief system on me. There is nothing wrong with believing. There is nothing wrong with not believing.
In my world, everyone should be able to make up their own mind and freely so. I believe my spirituality is personal.
Hey!
Why isn’t anyone talking about the real victim of this senseless act of retifism?
Personally, I think Dana’s lies will be twice of sweet when uttered sporting a black eye!
#61
The old religion as an insurance policy argument.
Praise the lord, and pass the ammunition!
Re: Junior Bush:
What a waste of a pair of shoes.
Whoa! I’m on Stupes’ shit list.
I’m honored. That tells me I’m doing good.
I believe the shoes should should be given a place of honor at the Iraq War Museum when it is built.
Poor Stupes. His “righty friends” include that racist mark, the bet welsher (and anti-semite) MTR and the borderline anti-semite manoflies.
Great company our village idiot keeps.
Let he who is without sin throw the first shoe.
60. My Left Foot spews:
I disagree.
MLF—Here is the very 1st Christmas Carol:
Canticle 15 The Song of Mary
Magnificat Luke 1:46-55
This tells you the many qualities of your Heavenly Father Carl….whom you choose to deny. It is very important that you study His Word Carl. It matters not that you are angry or imperfect. He loves YOU Carl.
Carl–
You say there is no proof Jesus is God.
Here is a pretty straightforward reason to believe he IS:
http://www.allaboutjesuschrist.....is-god.htm
I encourage you to read this and study the Bible BEFORE you reject Him without trying to understand Carl. You fancy yourself an intellectual…yet fail to even try to understand the basis for folks faith. Seems a bit shallow of you….but we are all victims of our upbringing and experiences Carl.
ALL of us can be mis-shapen by things of this world.
So Atheism is the answer??
Denial?
Faith is a watershed Carl…there is no maybe.
Maybe==Unbelief
62. My Left Foot spews:
Then explain this MLF–
MLF–
If you have faith in Christ, why would you be embarrassed to say it??
ha ha, suck it, Purina!
yelling loser boy, you’ve always been on the moron list. You know what you need to do, yet, you are a chicken. Headless lucy is your cousin. Both of you are mindless. You in a single personality, headless in over 20 personalities.
Bwaaaak bwaaaak
HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR
How funny! The right wingers spew Jesus crap out of the same mouth they use to hurl racist, anti-American, bullshit at President-Elect Obama. These so-called “CHRISTIANS” hope and pray that America fails. They WANT another 9.11 so they can use that as an excuse to try to get back all that they lost. And lose they did. On Nov 4th, the mighty American people utterly and in every way rejected these liars, traitors and cowards. Their campaign of lies and fear was rejected. The idiots that they ran for office were rejected. Their failed leader GW Bush was rejected. Their approach to governing was rejected. Their platform was rejected. They are losers. They are nothing. They offer nothing. They’ve been beaten into the ground where they belong. We, the American people bent-over these cowards and fucked them in the ass. Nobody cares what they think. They are a waste of good air. They deserve less than nothing. They have been shamed. Democrats won by a landslide. We took House, seats, Senate seats, Governor’s offices, legislative offices…Hell, from President down to dog catcher, we REPLACED the cowardly republicans with freedom-loving Americans. Good riddance to the GOP!
76. WeBentOverTheGOP spews:
Huh????? Like what…IMPEACH OBAMA!
Like questioning Obama’s relationships in CROOKED CHICAGO?? Rezko, Blago, Wright, Flager & Ayers….questioning??
You KLOWNS have cried wolf (racism) waaaaaaaay too many times. This is about Good Government. Just because Obama talks your talk and feels your pain doesn’t mean he hasn’t done some very bad things in his past.
I’m waiting for a deep search into the massive success of Michelle Obama. The crooks often used the Hospital as a vehicle for payoffs.
I don’t think anyone handed Obama a freezer full of cash DIRECTLY…the Chicago was is INDIRECTLY thru spouses and other family etc.
Is it “racist” to look?
Remember, Obama is 1/2 white. At least his mother did not desert him 100% of the time like his Daddy. And he had great white Grandparents.
I don’t think once the entire Chicago politics thing is rolled out before the public, they will buy the racist charges. Same with Jesse Jr. Just wish the Feds had let Jackson take the bait and buy that Senate Seat. He certainly was on the path to do so.
I thought you KLOWNS wanted a CHANGE in government? I told you waaaaaaay back, there is Good Change and Bad Change….and that Chicago/Hyde Park politics was BAD change.
But you refused to seek the truth. Some of you still do like the pinhead @ 76.
Racism? My ass!
Yeah right…freedom lovers like Blago!
You know what you need to do
Stupes, I don’t take orders from right wing head cases like you!
You’re such a freaking legend in your own mind.
@51 “the best health care system in the world”
This nonsense belongs in the same category as “I’ll pay you $100 if the gas tax repeal doesn’t win by 10 points.” Tell you what, though, Redneck. Even though neither your credit nor your word is any good, I’m willing to let the voters decide whether they prefer the candidate who wants to keep “the best health care system in the world” or the candidate who wants to reform it.
Oops. They already did.
Ooops! Norm Coleman caught with the hand in the cookie jar:
http://tinyurl.com/5cf384
A Franken victory will be pretty sweet. Very few in the U.S. Senate brought the right wing crazy like this Coleman moron.
Supreme Court Rejects Another Obama Citizenship Challenge
For the second time in 2 weeks, the Supreme Court has refused to hear a case involving Obama’s eligibility to serve as president, making clear the courts won’t entertain such challenges.
Cort Wrotnowski of Greenwich, Connecticut, wanted the Court to block the Electoral College from electing Obama. Wrotnowski argued that Obama’s father’s Kenyan nationality made Obama a British subject at birth, even though Obama’s mother was American.
Hundreds of lawsuits have been filed around the country asserting Obama is not eligible to be president, many of them disputing that Obama was born in Hawaii, even though Hawaiian officials produced his birth certificate.
It now being clear such claims will get no hearing in the courts, they can be relegated to the same wastebasket as alien abductions and telemarketing calls.
@81 Didn’t another GOP senator, Ted Stevens, get convicted of 7 felonies for doing exactly the same thing?
The latest controversy surrounding SeaTac’s third runway demonstrates, once again, that port staff can’t be trusted, period. They lied when they told surrounding communities the new runway would be used only in bad weather. Now, the port may face a new round of runway litigation, and almost certainly will end up shelling out millions of dollars for soundproofing of additional homes and businesses. And they will use this expense as justification for taxing homeowners for port expenses — the only major West Coast port that does so.
It’s time to get rid of the Port of Seattle! It’s Washington’s most dysfunctional and corrupt public agency. The Legislature should dismantle it and give its property and functions to King County — and make sure none of the port officials or staff are grandfathered into county employment. The only way to get rid of a cancer is to excise every fucking bit of it from the organism it’s eating alive.
Pot-Smoking Hippies Dep’t
Wisconsin state representative Jeffrey Wood, a former Republican,* issued a public apology today after being arrested for drunk driving and marijuana possession.
* Wood got re-elected this year by pretending to be an independent. By 2010, he’ll be a “non-partisan,” just like all the King County Republicans.
83 – More or less. Good point!
@5
Whoever he is, he has bigger balls than anyone in the US press core.
Mark the Redneck @ 51 said:
Obviously, you don’t no anything about health care systems elsewhere. You are continuing to preach the same “everything is better here – we are the best in the world” bullshit which makes sure that our system never improves, and actually continues to decline.
Those of us that have travelled and worked with people in other countries have learned that the health care system in most industrialized countries is actually better than that in the U.S., even though they consume a much smaller proportion of the their G.D.P.
But then, I guess it’s best to play osterich, and keep our heads buried in the sand, and pretend that everything’s going well, huh?
Same for public education, but that’s for another post.
One of the things which is being under-reported about the shoe-throwing incident is what happened afterwards. Of course, the journalist who threw the shoes was immediately grabbed and hauled out of the room by the bodyguards of the Iraqi president. But while Bush was making jokes and talking about how this just demostrates how in freedom people are free to “call attention to themselves”, the journalist was being kicked and beaten by the Iraqi security guards just outside the door. While Bush was extolling the new-found freedoms in Iraq, the sounds of the beating and the wails and cries of the journalist could be clearly heard by those in the room, and it persisted for quite some time.
No, he shouldn’t have thrown anything at either President, although I’m aware of the peculiar symbolic significance of hitting someone with a shoe in Iraqi culture. But it’s rather disturbing that Bush was nervously joking about how the journalists was calling attention to himself while the journalists cries of pain from being kicked repeatedly in his kidneys were clearly heard from next door.
It was particularly disturbing to me having just seen “The Boy in the Striped Pajamas”. That movie is about the family of a German commander of a concentration camp and in particular the eight-year old German boy who befrinds an inmate of the same age. In one memorable scene, an aged inmate waiting on the family at the dinner table accidently knocks over a wine glass, and is immediately seized and drug into the hall by an enraged younger officer attending the dinner, where he is repeatedly beaten and kicked within full hearing of the family, who is rather ahgast at what is happening – but the father (the commandant of the camp) continues to eat his meal undisturbed, choosing to ignore the whole incident.
re 52: Has anyone seen the reporter since he was ‘detained’? I doubt anyone ever will.
We need to have a Million Shoe march on Washington and just pile our shoes up in front of the White House.
The trolls here will probably be told by their handlers that George Soros bought a million shoes and had them delivered.
I see that Cynical is back to his “I’m nearer to God than thee” crap. And I see that Puddy has joined him. I wonder what God thinks of Puddy’s numerous “sticky white man-juice” posts. I also wonder what God thinks of Cynical’s racism. And I wonder what God thinks of Puddy and Cynical readily ignoring Matthew 7:1 by spewing vile judgement with every one of their HA posts.
Cynicalone,
I am Jewish for starters. I revel in the history of the Jewish Nation. I believe. Well unless God asks me to sacrifice my first born (or any child) son. Then we, God and I, have a problem. Common sense has to enter the religion debate at some point. I have reached that point.
Nothing else is required.
mlf–
Good luck with you “common sense”.
I’m sure the Lord will be impressed by that.
Hey mlf, Mary was a 14 year-old Jewish Girl.
Can you imagine her fear and confusion when God told her she was going to bear the Savior??
Fortunately there are angels that come to calm our fears.
Oh and mlf–
Do not get sucked in to the Atheist movement.
It’s an empty dungheap.
You know what the most often used word is in the Bible? SEEK.
Our life should be dedicated to seeking and reconciling with God…no matter what your past looks like.
I cannot imagine an intelligent man like you would just out-of-hand reject God because you felt somehow above that and that all believers believe in fairy tales.
Your President Obama has repeatedly proclaimed his Faith. If he can do it, so can you.
Don’t delay.
Christ, Cynical, you evidently know less of faith than you do about investing. What a loon you are. Stuff it.
Bush deserves what he get, more is coming George!
We don’t need no America-hating goatfuckers like Cynical preaching to us about anything. You can stick your hypocritical faith up your ass, Cynical, although I suggest that you pull Puddy’s head from your ass first.
Cyniclown,
If I am willing to let you live, unfettered by my beliefs, why will you not do the same for me?
Why must you force your religious dict oms upon me?
Government has no right right to legislate morality. Crime is no morality. It is right or wrong. Abortion is moral decision. Why must you attempt to legislate a moral choice?
I will tell you why. Fear and lack of common sense.
Believe as you wish. I will do the same.
98. My Left Foot spews:
I’m not “forcing” anything on you.
My Free Speech.
Your Free Choice.
God’s Judgement in the end.
How much longer do you figure you have to live and live with any quality of life?
I just moved & stacked a cord of firewood in an hour at 12 below. Going out now to stack another cord. We had 9 cords….plenty for a couple of winters, normally.
mlf–can you stack a couple cords of firewood in an afternoon? How about Rog Rabbit?
Listen, I’m sympathetic to your heart condition mlf…but that’s a temporary thing.
Eternity is what it’s really about.
Good luck in your pursuit mlf.
After taunting him with death and an eternity in Hell’s fires, the “I am nearer to God than thee” Cynical wishes MLF good luck. How big of you, Cynical. I’m sure God took note of your good graces.
Cynicalone,
You really don’t get it do you? Big deal, you can lift a cord of wood, bale hay and collect the goat shit.
I don’t judge how healthy I am by my physical condition (but please note that I have enough strength and stamina to kick your sorry ass if needed with enough left over to carry you home so you did not freeze to death) I judge how healthy I am by the way animals react to me, the friends that I have, the closeness of my family and love of my wife. Were I in a wheelchair, breathing with the aid of an oxygen tank, drooling on my chin and being spoon fed…… I would still be far healthier than you.
I don’t spend my time judging others. I would suggest you stop wasting your time judging me and more time looking in the mirror and honestly assessing what you see.
You might want to start practicing what you preach too. Judge not, lest ye be judged.
Cynicalone,
Just for shits and grins…….
I have an ejection fraction of about 30% to 35%, normal is 55% to 65% (Google it to find out what an EJ is).
My quality of life is awesome. I do what I want, when I want. I can’t play basketball or lift a pallet of blocks anymore but that is insignificant compared to living to see my grandson (6 months old right now) graduate from college.
Should I decline, though I have been stable for 8 years, I am an excellent candidate for a heart transplant at UCLA where I am in the Cardiomypathy Program.
Should you become despondent over the Democrats rule, and you find you want to off yourself (a mortal sin I am told, but the rest of us would consider it a favor) by all means do it with a bullet to the head, near a hospital so that your organs can be harvested to save the lives of people who appreciate the gift of life.
Who knows, if there is a God, wouldn’t it be ironic if one day your fine Christian, conservative heart were beating inside the chest of a Jewish liberal in Southern California.
I would be eternally grateful.
@101 Matthew 7:1 appears to elude the “I am nearer to God than thee” Cynical for some reason.
91. Steve spews:
Why don’t you ask Him? Wait a minute… you don’t know Him?
When you suck the Kos misogynist man-juice…
Steve,
Many wingnuts are gone, gone, gone from here. They knew when they were beat, folded up the tent, went home.
The freaks stick around. Freaks like the racist mark spewing racism and debunked, braindead talking points, the bet welsher MTR and this new whacko manoflies.
And last but not least the self-appointed king of the right wing bullshit freaks – Stupes.
yelling loser boy, boy idiot; clueless wonder:
Thanks for appointing me king. I didn’t ask for it but thanks again. I’ll appoint you court jester. I’ll appoint Steve, Rerun.
Did the SEIU get you your court jester uniform yet?
101. My Left Foot spews:
HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR! HAR!
Now that is PRICELESS mlf.
That’s all you do is judge Conservatives!
Bad Try===NO SALE!
PS–
Glad you delude yourself into think you can kick my butt. If it makes you sit up straighter & feel tough….good.
I agree there is more to life than physical health…but it’s right up there.
I guess when you don’t have it and prospects are poor, it does become less important.
106 – Just like that old lovable loser, whose tent was folded for him, MWS, your reading comprehension really sucks Stupes.
I said “self-appointed”. You appointed yourself with your super-freak behavior.
As I’ve said many times before I don’t take orders from those of your ilk. Consider any “appointment” coming your from your empty right wing head refused and ignored.
107:
I don’t think I can kick your ass.
I know it. Without any doubt. Not a shadow.
You do not know me. I don’t have to know you. I know what I am capable of and what I am not.
A man, a real man, knows his limitations and his strengths. He knows his opponent. You are an ego ravaged, short sighted, closed minded moronic, myopic sycophant. You hardly present a challenge to anyone, let alone someone who knows you inside out.
Have a good day.
107:
There has never been a day in my adult life (16 and beyond) that I did not sit, stand or walk straight. There has never been a day in my life when I felt the need to prove my toughness. At 51 I am completely comfortable with myself, secure in who I am and my abilities.
My mouth never overloads my ass.
Cyniclown, it is a shame you can’t make that same statement.
You come here full of bravado and bull. No one buys anything you print here. Mostly we recognize the ignorant rantings of a crazed ideological loon and use you for cheap entertainment.
You know, you have not mentioned how much you have made in the stock market lately. How about you regale us with a tale about your latest fortune making trade?
Geez, I can’t do nothing any more. Teresa says time to stop pissing on fire hydrants. Boys, according to her (shaking head, hands on hips, giving me the “look”), are so juvenile.
Cyniclown, I am sorry to have engaged in this behavior with you. I know better (but sometimes the fun is hard to resist).
Enjoy your Holiday/Christmas/Hanukkah season.
mlf–
Merry Christmas…
Here’s to your improved physical health!!
(and spiritual health too!)
Best wishes-
mlf–
There are only a few pinheads like Steve (formerly known as ByeByeGOP…the only Leftist Pinhead ever banned from a far-left Blog) who actually take things posted here personally.
The only reason I am even here is I sincerely want to understand better how the Leftist alleged mind works…what makes you tick.
I have concluded that the vast majority of you are Atheists (rhp & proud leftist excluded), many are Jewish in name only–Atheist Jews and many of you have or do work for the Government or Organized Labor.
I put your angst & anger in context.
Atheists, by their own admission, have no hope beyond this life.
That’s waaaaaaaay different from the Christian foundation.
Unlike you mlf, I know man (including myself) is basically sinful and we must constantly be on-guard in our actions….as there are consequences. Not for a second do I take my salvation for granted.
My wife is an angel. We have 4 great kids (grown & educated) and 2 grandkids. We do a lot of volunteering and contributing to organizations where the vast majority of the money and time goes to help folks in trouble.
This is a very difficult time for many folks financially. I have voluntarily counseled a lot of people. You know what the key to moving forward is??????????????
The key is to get folks to understand they are not victims…that to some extent, their plight is the result of a series of decisions they made..and that they are living the consequences.
One of my favorite stories was about Gov. Jesse Ventura……….a woman approached and berated him about social/education cuts saying: “I’m a single mom and you are denying me my rights and opportunities”.
Ventura answered “So your a single mom huh, WHY?”
The woman said “I made a mistake!”
Ventura responded “Ohhhhhh, I get it, you made and mistake and want the citizens of Minnesota to pay for it”
End of conversation.
As long as folks retain the Victim Mentality they are doomed for bondage.
My favorite success stories are those where folks turned all there ugly past over to the Lord and started over…Born Again!….and lived much, much differently whether it was no drugs & alcohol, no credit cards, no unhealthy/unGodly relationships etc.
Think about it.
I don’t take your bullshit personally, CyniKLOWN. I’d have to have a drop of respect for you to do that. Alas, I have no respect for you in the slightest. To me you’re just n America-hating, goatfucking, piece of shit traitor. Your religion is as disgusting as your politics. Nothing personal about that, either. I believe that you’re an habitual liar, have low morals and that you possess deep-seated psychological issues. Again, nothing personal about that. Your insults, as well as Puddy’s, mean nothing to me. My comments, on the other hand, appear to get under your skin. Why else would you keep bringing me up? Why else would Pudz lose it last week in a thread, mumbling inane thoughts about goat sex over fifty times? You dumb fucks are losing your minds like you lost the elections – spectacularly, and I have one of the best seats in the house to watch it all come down.
I’m done with you for today. You can go back to fucking your goat now.
steve–
Get a life you wimp.