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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 3/11/25, 5:42 pm

DLBottlePlease join us this evening for a pint and a plate of political prognostication at the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room of the pub. We start at 8:00pm.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Monday Open Thread…

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 3/10/25, 8:03 am

It seems really bad to single out one law firm in an executive order. Being a Seattle person I have known plenty of Perkins Coie folks. They certainly don’t deserve this. This feels like a bill of attainder for the crime of investigating the President.

And also, many of the things they investigated about President Trump turned out to be true. Like, they wouldn’t deserve this if they were batting .000, but they have found many terrible things President Trump did with Russia.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 3/7/25, 9:38 pm

Vox: Why the US has birthright citizenship

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Putin’s Puppet: Трамп rants about “fake news” Book, but accidentally confirms it’s real
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп and JD Vance RIDICULED by Canada and Australia
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Do You Wanna Have a Trade War? ♬
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Hero or Zero ♬
  • Ari Melber: Трамп cuts and runs in self-inflicted “trade war” as markets call the shots
  • Jimmy Kimmel reacts to The Dotard’s Address to Congress
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Marco Rubio’s Paralysis Renders Him Useless ♬
  • Jon Stewart on Трамп’s heel turn on Zelenskyy in favor of Putin’s New World Order
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ You Don’t Own Us ♬
  • Stephen: Rep. Al Green tossed out for interrupting Трамп & useful lies and useless idiots
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler reacts to the Трамп—Zelenskyy argument
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп is coming for Social Security. And he has a new “Big Lie” to justify it.
  • Seth Meyer: Трамп’s disastrous meeting with Zelenskyy and Graham’s brazen Ukraine flip flop
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I Won’t Enable Трамп ♬
  • Randy Rainbow: ♫ Defy Democracy ♬:

  • LegalEagle: DOGE is the real fraud
  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп scolds Ukraine President Zelensky & kisses lEon Musk’s feet in AI video
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Republicans slobber over Трамп address, he lies about transgender mice & we hire a fired Fed worker
  • Michael Kosta: Трамп pauses tariffs, crashes the stock market & threatens China
  • Steve Shives: Welcome to the wrong side of history
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard saves two mice from transgender surgery!
  • Stephen: Трамп’s tariff whiplash psychodrama & DOGE’s lame apology & Musk faces GOP’s “gentle” fury
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Our Dear Donald’s Ass (A MAGA Song of Devotion) ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Stage a Coup ♬
  • Parody Project: ♫ Ghost in the Oval ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: This is not what winning looks like
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп confronted by Al Green over Medicaid cuts, lies about Social Security
  • Christopher Titus: Is this the worst speech in American History ever?
  • Dark Brandon: Support the troops? Not if it costs Republicans money!
  • Jabari Jones: President Musk—E-Mails
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: Letter to Putin
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Putin’s FAVORITE song about Трамп ♬
  • Marsh Family: ♫ “Puppets on a Kremlin String?♬:

  • ScaredKetchup: Трамп Zelensky Oval Office smackdown
  • Christopher Titus: Трамп—Zelenskyy Oval Office meeting
  • Taylor Tomlinson: Трамп’s speech to Congress
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Mind Control for the Mindless ♬
  • Stephen: Dumbest trade war in history & effects of The Dotard’s tariffs already being felt & chicken rental deals
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп berates Zelenskyy & Vance wants a thank you
  • The Late Show: You should be wearing a chicken hat
  • Putin’s Puppet: Project 2025 bringing back Old Testament justice
  • NowThis: Breaking down Трамп’s speech—What’s true & what’s not
  • Stella Magz: State of the Union or State of Emergency
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s honest address to Congress
  • The Late Show: ♫ MAGA Maniacs ♬
  • Parody Project: ♫ Make America Grow Afraid ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Canada’s Trudeau humiliates cowardly Трамп who backs down on tariffs. Again.
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Anti-American Antics Don’t Fly with Me ♬
  • LegalEagle: A judge just reversed Трамп’s purge
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ It’s Not Unusual To Get Measles Anymore ♬
  • Michael Kosta: Трамп’s Canada & Mexico tariffs hike up prices, while GOP blames Biden for economy
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп and Vance perform “Dance of the Horse’s Patoot” for Putin ♬:

  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Beneath the Seams ♬
  • The Late Show: Russian TV plays Трамп-Zelensky fight
  • David Corn (Mother Jones): Musk’s reckless ebola cuts could lead to deadly pandemics
  • Ari Melber: Musk demoted! Go inside Трамп’s EXPLOSIVE, angry Cabinet meeting reported by NY Times
  • Jabari Jones: Flunky Трамп—Oval Office meeting
  • Putin’s Puppet: Трамп on Ukraine “No cards, all cards, tremendous psychological warfare”
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп walks back tariffs & wants to dismantle Dept of Education & plans to deport 200,000 Ukrainians
  • Liberal Redneck: So Canada’s bad and Russia’s good now apparently?
  • SNL: lEon Musk
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ While I Play Piano, Putin Plays Трамп ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ It’s Not Easy Bein’ Al Green ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard tells Wall Street to stop complaining!
  • LegalEagle: Why the “five things” Email failed
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп caves on tariffs as markets drop, faces backlash for firing veterans
  • Parody Project: ♫ Before We Turn to Dust ♬
  • Michael Kosta: Трамп lies, attacks Biden in Joint Address & Rep. Al Green leaves early
  • Tommy Campbell: JD Vance has ski trip ruined by HILARIOUS protestors
  • Stephen: Oval office shouting match & not playing cards & great television? Moscow celebrates

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Even More Deplorables:

  • Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: Tax the Churches
  • Stella Magz: So much hypocrisy, so little time….
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ I Finally Own The Libs Tonight…. ♬
  • Putin’s Puppet: Economic self sabotage—MAGA celebrates harmful tariffs
  • Winlar: ♫ Better Than ♬:

  • Dark Brandon: MAGA digs into Epstein files…and accidentally find Трамп
  • Bruce W. Nelson: Advice to Трамп and lEon & Kanye supporters dealing with buyer’s remorse
  • Stephen: Melania Трамп 2.0—A new look, a meme coin, and a $40M documentary
  • Just a Canadian: ♫ MAGA Man ♬:

  • Stella Magz: Putin hits the jackpot with MAGA…
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ To Трампers—I Understand Your Anger ♬
  • Chris Norlund: Tesla rebels CRUSH lEon Musk empire
  • Desi Lydic Fauxsplains Трамп & Zelenskyy’s Oval Office meeting

Robert Reich: Debunking minimum wage myths since 1995

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 3/7/25, 8:02 am

– Some of you drive like you’re hoping for an accident. Still, congratulations to Seattle for reduced pedestrian deaths and no bicycle deaths by cars.

– Fuck ghost buses.

– Anybody know where I can get a Federal building cheap? Oh, you do!

– We have a moral obligation to everyone in the country, but people in detention who might die otherwise,

– Anyway, please write or call your legislator or member of Congress. Do it today.

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Wednesday!

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 3/5/25, 7:59 am

Good morning you lovelies. Did you watch Trump’s joint address? I sure as shit did not. I had better things to do, like walk part of the way to Drinking Liberally in uncomfortable shoes. Probably not my best idea ever, but it beats the alternative. Anyway, if you watched, congratulations on being more willing to be lied to by a jackass than me.

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Drinking Liberally — Seattle

by Darryl — Tuesday, 3/4/25, 6:04 pm

DLBottleThe Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally meets tonight for conversation and drinks. Please stop by if you are so moved.

We meet tonight and every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the back room of the pub. We start at 8:00pm—well after the convicted felon is done talking.

Chapters of Living Liberally are all over the place…if you can’t make it to the Seattle chapter, stop by another chapter near you.

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Monday Open Thread!

by Carl Ballard — Monday, 3/3/25, 8:13 am

– Seattle needs to build a ton more housing. Sometimes that’s where there are trees. We can also plant way more trees to make up for it.

– Tidepooling. Sounds like a blast.

– 15-Hour City

– Hey, go write your legislators or members of Congress.

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