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We want an open thread!

by Darryl — Monday, 8/5/24, 12:57 pm

I suppose I can do some of these Open Thread things while Carl Ballard is on hiatus. Here is stuff from the news for your consideration.

Трамп is one week deep into a national poll losing streak. One poll showed a seven point swing in favor of Harris. The Orange Authoritarian appears to be taking it NOT well—he is glitchy, if not broken, and spewing more nonsense than usual. Meanwhile, the Hospitality Worker’s Union has rejected the only candidate suffering the trifecta of malignant narcissism, sociopathy, and cerebral syphilis by giving Kamala Harris their endorsement. This, despite a bullshit campaign promise from Spanky, himself, of tax-free tips should he be elected again. Also, The Felon Von Shitzenpantz might be suffering from a bad case of emoluments. Meanwhile, Трамп puts his common sense, great temperament, and loyalty on display by first complaining about the international prisoner swap, and then pivoting to publicly praising Putin over the deal.

Finally, a decade-old mystery has been solved. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. confesses he left that dead bear cub in Central Park. Some say its the brain worm talking….

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 8/2/24, 9:53 pm

Robert Reich: Is economic growth always good?

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ J.D. Vance May Soon be Running FROM Трамп ♬
  • Joy Reid: How Harris trips up Трамп as first Black AND Asian-American woman de facto nominee
  • Tommy Campbell: JD Vance’s weird name changes EXPOSED
  • Gvnzng “Victor” 2041: ♫ Not Voting For Them Part 2—Dance Mix Edition 2024 ♬
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Never vote again
  • ScaredKetchup: JD Vance responds to childless cat lady Chelsea Handler with new couch song ♫ Sectional Healing ♬
  • Ali Velshi: “A downward spiral toward extremism”—How Project 2025 policies are already transforming states
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard compares women to JD Vance’s couch
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ You’ll Never Have To Vote Again ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Sofa, So Good! (or “Love Divan, All Loves Excelling”) ♬
  • Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ Weird Right-Wing Town ♬:

  • Founders Sing: ♫ K-KREW (KAMA-LA-LA) ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: ELON MUSK on why he posted FAKE Kamala Harris campaign ad (did not label it PARODY)
  • Right Plight: ♫ If you got something to say…say it to my face… ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Careless Veep Pick ♬
  • Garrison Hayes: FACT CHECK—Трамп has not been the “best President” since Abraham Lincoln
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп HUGE success at NABJ conference! ♬
  • Kat Abu: Why the “weird” attack is working
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Weird
  • Keith Edwards: Kamala shows STRENGTH in newly UNEARTHED viral video
  • Ali Velshi: “This is an assault” that means people’s lives—Gov. Jay Inslee on Project 2025’s plans for the climate
  • Steve Shives: A response to J.D. Vance, from a childless adult:

  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ You’ll Never Have To Vote Again ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Sofa, So Good! (or “Love Divan, All Loves Excelling”) ♬
  • Gvnzng “Victor” 2041: ♫ White Dude for Harris—Kamala in the White House that’s the key! ♬
  • Ronny Chieng: Трамп questions Harris’s Blackness & Megan Thee Stallion rallies Harris supporters
  • Jabari Jones: ♫ I Didn’t Know She Was Black ♬
  • I Am Grambling:♫ The Crazy Bunch: Starring Donald Трамп & J.D. Vance ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Lara Трамп, Designer Vacuum Bag ♬
  • Ari Melber: Трамп’s “loser” nightmare gets real as Dems rally around new leader Harris
  • Robert Reich: Трамп’s democracy fire sale!
  • Joy Reid: Project 2025 exposed—The Трамп allies seeking a Christian nationalist coup
  • Stella Magz: JD Vance needs more cushion for the pushin’
  • Gvnzng “Victor” 2041: ♫ Couch Love—The JD Vance Tribute Song ♬:

  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ I Eff’d A Couch and I Liked It ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Stupid Song (based on a stupid JD Vance statement) ♬
  • The Other Brother: ♫ Kamala is the Name ♬
  • Ali Velshi: Inside Project 2025’s plan for the Department of Justice
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Losing
  • Jon Stewart: Jon Stewart on why GOP doesn’t know what to do with Kamala Harris replacing Biden
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s suffering—Far worse than McCain or Jesus? ♬
  • Parody Project: ♫ Can’t worry Трамп ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ My Dusty Womb ♬:

  • Alex Wagner and friends: “Stunning ignorance”—Трамп befools himself with obnoxious answers at Black journalism event
  • Tommy Campbell: Mike Lindell reunites with Brannon for Трамп inside job theories
  • Gvnzng “Victor” 2041: ♫ SO WEIRD—Not Voting For Them!—We see through their lies ♬
  • Ari Melber: Трамп’s “loser” fear grows as Kamala surges—GOP newspaper & Dem Senate veteran agree
  • Dark Brandon: ♫ When a Man Loves a Couch ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard announces his break-up with Kyle Rittenhouse
  • The Other Brother: ♫ She’s Not Black ♬
  • Hitler Rant Parodies: Hitler is informed Kamala Harris is the presumptive nominee
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Oh Sioux City, Now Don’t You Cry for Трамп (a modern folk song) ♬
  • Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ Kamala ♬:

  • ScaredKetchup: Couch Lover JD VANCE Sings ‘I’m Fuckin’ Weird’
  • Tommy Campbell: Kyle Rittenhouse flips on Трамп, hilariously helping Kamala
  • Sandy and Richard Riccardi: ♫ You’ll Never Get To Vote Again ♬
  • Ari Melber: Трамп on the run as Kamala Harris surges with Swifties, Beyhive, Deadheads and Zoom-apalooza
  • Rachel Maddow: The frightening truth about Трамп’s lack of concern about votes
  • Stella Magz: Kyle Rittenhouse says he will not vote for The Dotard
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Kamala Waltz ♬
  • Gvnzng “Victor” 2041: ♫ Kamala Chameleon—Karma is coming and she’s going to bring us the first female president ♬
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—J.D. Vance is creepy AF
  • Ronnie Chieng: Kamala gets everyone on Zoom & Dems slam JD Vance for “weird” cat lady comments
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Childless Cat Ladies ♬:

  • Jon Stewart: Pete Buttigieg on Kamala Harris’s campaign, VP vetting, & JD Vance
  • ScaredKetchup: Трамп’s EPIC FAIL at NAJB Chicago Conference + Alina Habba can’t pronounce KAMALA
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Kamala, Stop Laughing! (A Satirical Republican Marching Song) ♬
  • Christopher Titus: Kamala Harris vs Трамп
  • The Other Brother: ♫ Another Outrage ♬
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—Трамп discusses Kamala’s ethnicity
  • Joy Reid: Трамп dumpster fire appearance at NABJ
  • Gvnzng “Victor” 2041: ♫ Weird Трамп Twist—It’s weird, it’s Трамп and it’s a twist! ♬
  • Ronny Chieng: Harris hunts for a VP & Трамп drags Mindy Kaling into his racist drama
  • Miss Laurie Lehner: ♫ Трамп’s a Creep ♬:

  • Kat Abu: This is what DEI means (and why “conservatives” get super racist with it)
  • Alex Wagner: Polls begin to show advantage for Kamala Harris with political indicators improving
  • CityNerd: Project 2025—As bad for cities as you think it is
  • Jonathan Jensen: ♫ The Ballad of JD Vance ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard says that Kamala Harris is not Black
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Childless Cat Guys ♬
  • The Other Brother: ♫ Don’t Dump Senator Vance ♬
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—J.D. Vance, Трамп’s weird running mate
  • ScaredKetchup: Kyle Rittenhouse says he won’t be voting for Трамп
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Things are Getting Weird (Especially Трамп!) ♬

Lewis Black heats up over the hottest summer in history

The Cult of the Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Joy Reid: Secret probe into whether Трамп took $10 million from Egypt revealed
  • Steve Schives: Elon Musk, the Republican Party, and child abuse
  • J-L Cauvin: The Felon Von Shitzenpantz reacts to being called weird
  • Parody Project: ♫ Truthin’ in the dead of night ♬:

  • Desi Lydic FAUXsplains accusations that Republicans are “weird”
  • Robert Reich: MAGA Republicans would destroy 100 years of progress

Roll Call: Congressional Hits and Misses of the Week

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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