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Productivity and the myth of “population plus inflation”

by Goldy — Tuesday, 3/31/09, 12:35 pm

Yesterday’s post about how growth in the number of WA state government full time employees has remained flat relative to total population growth, prompted a debate in the comment thread regarding the impugned productivity of state workers versus those in the private sector.  It was a stupid debate… devoid of actual, you know… facts, but it was a debate nonetheless, and as it turns out, a useful springboard for discussing the nature of government expenditures, and why the right’s familiar “population plus inflation” formula is little more than a cynical gimmick intended to erode government services over time.

Implicit in the population plus inflation model is the notion that services delivered by the public sector are somehow representative of the economy as a whole, and thus the per unit costs incurred should generally rise in step with the Consumer Price Index.  This notion also forms the basis of the critique in the comment thread that looks to the population-proportional growth in government FTEs as an indication of zero productivity growth, and “a fucking testament to inefficiency.”

Of course, this notion is total bullshit.

To compare the inflationary pressures or productivity gains of the public sector to that of the economy as a whole would be as ridiculous as comparing that of one private sector industry to another. For example, according to the federal Bureau of Economic Analysis, the cost to consumers of durable goods has plummeted 14 percent since 2000, while the cost of consumer services has risen 29 percent.  Over that same period of time the Implicit Price Deflator (generally accepted to be the most accurate measure of inflation) has risen 21.6% for Personal Consumption Expenditures as a whole, but over 42% for State and Local Government.

Why has the inflation rate for state and local government services risen at nearly twice the rate as that for consumer expenditures?  According to a report compiled by the Washington D.C. based Center on Budget and Policy Priorities, productivity is indeed a major factor:

Proponents of TABOR-type tax and expenditure limits sometimes contend that a growth formula based on population plus inflation would be adequate to maintain public services at a roughly constant level. But researchers long have recognized that the services provided in the public sector, such as education, health care, and law enforcement, tend to rise in cost faster than many other goods and services in the economy in general. This analysis was first put forward by economist William Baumol, who pointed out that technology and productivity gains may make goods cheaper to produce, but the services that government provides are different. Baumol said public services typically rely heavily on well-trained professionals — teachers, police officers, doctors and nurses, and so on — and technology gains do not make these services cheaper to provide. It may take far fewer workers to build an automobile than it did 30 years ago, but it still takes one teacher to lead a classroom of children. (In fact, as education has become increasingly important, the trend is toward more teachers per pupil, not fewer.) Doctors generally still see patients one by one, and nursing care remains labor intensive despite technology.

In fact, we haven’t seen the same sort of productivity gains in the public sector as we have in the private, because there simply haven’t been the same inherent opportunities to improve efficiency overall.  In the same way that the price of consumer services rises even as the price of durable goods falls, the cost of providing most government services—even the exact same services at the exact same level—continues to rise substantially faster than the average rate of inflation across the broader economy.

It’s not that, compared to the private sector, government is inherently less efficient at delivering services, but rather that productivity in these sort of labor-intensive, high-skilled services is impacted far less by technological advances than, say, the manufacturing sector.  Indeed, when it comes to health care, quite the opposite has been true, with dramatic technological advances tending to dramatically increase costs.  (While at the same time, government health insurance programs like Medicare and Medicaid have consistently proven to be less expensive and more efficient than their private sector competitors.)

Population plus inflation may seem like an intuitive measure by which to compare growth in government expenditures, but it simply is not grounded in economic reality:  both simple logic and prior history proves that the long term cost of maintaining government services at constant levels rises faster than this rigid formula would allow.  And given this reality, it is hard to argue that today’s budget crisis is largely the result of profligate spending, when state spending has long trailed behind growth in demand and cost for the services it provides.

There has been some surprise in the media that under yesterday’s Senate budget proposal, the dollar amount of general fund expenditures from state revenue sources would actually decrease from the previous biennium, for the first time ever.  I suppose then, they will be absolutely shocked to learn in future posts that when measured by its ability to provide existing services at constant levels, Washington state government has actually been shrinking for some time.

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The Fed agrees: “fuck inflation”

by Goldy — Friday, 8/17/07, 11:05 am

About a week and a half ago I pissed off both righty and lefty readers alike by daring to question popular economic orthodoxy. A worldwide credit crunch was threatening to take the broader economy down the crapper with it, yet the Federal Reserve Open Market Committee unanimously refused to cut interest rates, acknowledging “downside risks to growth,” but restating that their “predominant policy concern remains the risk that inflation will fail to moderate as expected.” To which I replied, “fuck inflation.”

The FOMC was impassive at the prospect of 2 million American families losing their homes, but once the credit crunch threatened to tank Wall Street they leaped into action, first flooding the markets with liquidity, and today slashing interest rates by half a percent.

Stocks soared Friday, propelling the Dow Jones industrials up more than 180 points, after the Federal Reserve, acknowledging that the stock market’s plunge posed a threat to the economy, slashed its discount rate by a half percentage point.

[…] The Fed cut the discount rate to 5.75 percent from 6.25 percent, declaring that “downside risks” to the economy have increased appreciably.

Again, I gloat — not so much because I predicted the necessity of a rate cut (I could’a been lucky,) but because my original post clearly doesn’t paint me out to be the moron so many of my critics obviously wish me to be. Sorry to disappoint.

We can argue the economics all we want (and I’m sure we will,) and I stand by my original assertion that a little inflation can actually be a good thing for the majority of Americans who owe money on mortgages, car loans, student loans, credit cards, etc. But my initial reaction was mostly prompted by the Fed’s decades-long inflation policy, which I described as “obsessively narrow at best, and intergenerational warfare at the worst.” Ten days after restating that its primary concern was inflation, the FOMC dramatically changes course. In that short time have the “downside risks” to the economy really “increased appreciably”…? Or did the volatility on Wall Street finally get the Feds to see beyond their inflationary blinders?

I don’t pretend to be an economist, and I freely admit that every single member of the FOMC has more relevant expertise in the tip of their little finger than I have in my entire body. But science morphs into ideology when we fail to question orthodoxy… and under those conditions even the experts can sometimes make mistakes.

TANGENTIAL ASIDE:
I’m back.

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Fuck inflation

by Goldy — Tuesday, 8/7/07, 12:56 pm

In the face of a housing market going down the crapper, and a looming credit crunch threatening to take the markets and the broader economy with it, the Federal Reserve Open Market Committee voted unanimously today to keep interest rates unchanged, and continue to focus on inflation:

“Although the downside risks to growth have increased somewhat, the FOMC’s predominant policy concern remains the risk that inflation will fail to moderate as expected,”

I’m no economist, but really… fuck inflation.

A little inflation can actually be a good thing, especially to people who owe money on things like mortgages, cars, credit cards, school loans, etc… you know, most Americans. And a little inflation would actually be a very good thing for the US Treasury, issuer of nearly $9,000,000,000,000 in public debt (almost $30,000 of debt for every man, woman and child in the U.S.)

In fact, the people who benefit most from the Fed’s decades long focus on maintaining record low inflation are the people who hold most of the debt. Wealthy and older Americans. (And I suppose, the Chinese government.) The Fed’s inflation policy is obsessively narrow at best, and intergenerational warfare at the worst.

So fuck inflation. A few quarters of 4% to 6% inflation isn’t going to kill anybody. And if a temporary cut in interest rates revives the housing market a bit and keeps a few hundred thousand families out of foreclosure, it would be well worth it.

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Initiative inflation hurts Eyman’s business

by Goldy — Friday, 11/5/04, 4:19 pm

Well, I can gleam one great piece of news from Tuesday’s election, and that is that initiative campaigns in Washington state just got quite a bit more expensive.

To qualify an initiative for the ballot you need a number of valid signatures equal to 8% of the votes cast in the previous gubernatorial election. For the past four years that number came to about 198,000 signatures. Due to fraud, duplicates and other errors, campaigns generally shoot for a cushion of about 20% over the minimum, so 240,000 has been the magic number.

The bar just got higher.

The final count isn’t in, but it looks like approximately 2.85 million votes were cast for governor on Tuesday, resulting in a qualifying threshold of about 228,000 signatures. Add a 20% cushion, and campaigns are looking at a qualifying target of over 273,000.

Long gone are the days when signatures are gathered by an army of energized volunteers. Tim Eyman pioneered reliance on paid petitioners in Washington state, and no campaign has successfully attempted an all volunteer effort in years.

My impression is that Tim’s core base of support is limited, and shrinking. There is a ceiling on the number of volunteer signatures the true believers will gather for him… so those extra 35,000 signatures are going to cost him $1.50 to $5.00 a pop.

It’s been three years since Voters Want More Choices has raised near enough money to qualify an initiative for the ballot — both I-807 and I-864 fell well short of the mark. Depending on the language, Tim’s proposed “performance audits” initiative may not actually be terrible policy… but it certainly won’t be exciting enough to generate the necessary influx of $200.00 contributions.

Throughout the I-864 signature drive Tim told his supporters he needed $400,000 to reach the ballot. He raised a little more than half that. Add the expense of another $100,000 in signatures, and it looks like Tim’s “populist” days are over.

I’m not writing Tim off. He’s done a great job selling himself as a professional initiative whore (and if you ask I-892’s major financial backers, they’ll tell you they’ve been royally screwed.)

But it is ironic that a man who made his career railing against powerful special interests is now entirely beholden to them.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 12/12/25, 8:46 pm

CBS News: Eileen Higgins wins Miami mayoral race, first Democrat in nearly 30 years

Reign of King Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • The Resistance: ♫ Nothing To Hide ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп selling Gold Card for U.S. citizenship & scrambles to come up with a health care plan
  • Stephen: Why Трамп flip-flopped on boat strike video & sweatin’ at the airport & Paramount’s dictator money
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп’s old tricks fall flat from overuse in the face of hard realities
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Pardoning history’s biggest drug dealers proves Трамп doesn’t care about drug trafficking
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard starting a war with Venezuela
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп flails on inflation & calls affordability a “hoax” as poll numbers hit new lows
  • The Late Show: The Dotard gets his very own lawn mower
  • LegalEagle: Трамп Accidentally Pardoned the Pipe Bomber?
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп calls affordability a scam, everyone treats him like a child & MAGAland hawks Christmas crap
  • Robert Reich: Has Трамп finally lost it?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Sleepy, Creepy Dotard (A Lullaby) ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Undone Трамп is Falling Down ♬
  • Randy Rainbow: ♫ It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like F This ♬:

  • Seth Meyers: Трамп Gets “Peace Prize” from FIFA, says U.S. football should be renamed
  • Desi Lydic: FAUX News clarifies that Трамп loves miners & female reporters are on the Dotard’s shit-list
  • John Di Domenico: Трамп—STOP complaining about AFFORDABILITY! It’s a con job
  • Stephen: Трамп can’t tell Kimmel from Colbert & FIFA “Peace Prize” & is there anything MAGA won’t tolerate?
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Only Two Dolls For Christmas ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: If Трамп hasn’t called you a “terrible reporter” then you’re not doing your job
  • The Late Show: Трамп Platinum Card
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Трамп’s Favorite Things ♬
  • Michael Kosta: Трамп goes “Captain Phillips” on Venezuelan tanker & MAGA purges “woke” fonts
  • Stephen: What you get with the Трамп Gold Card & why did the U.S. seize an oil tanker?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Presented with ANOTHER Exclusive Award ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп attacks “horrible” Jimmy Kimmel, gets embarrassing fake award & Jimmy announces show renewal
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Wreck the Walls with Plastic Moulding ♬:

  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп wins FIFA Peace Prize, Democrats release Epstein Island photos
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ The Day That Трамп Came Around ♬
  • Desi Lydic and Troy Awata: Трамп’s award tour—FIFA Peace Prize & Kennedy Center honors
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп gives himself an “A+++++” on economy amid job cuts and rising prices
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп tries Epstein-style cover-up of second boat strike video
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп delivers crazy offensive racist cpeech, calls Jimmy Kimmel a moron & brags about his health
  • Stephen: Трамп voters blame him for the high cost of living
  • Jon Stewart: FIFA gives Трамп a gold pacifier & looming war on Venezuela gives Jon Iraq déjà vu
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—Stuck in Reverse, Cruel and Perverse ♬
  • Stella Magz: FIFA makes up a fake award to give to some felon….

The Resistance: ♫ I’m With Her ♬

War Criminals and Liars and Pedophiles, Oh My!:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Final Song from “Pete Hegseth, The Musical” ♬
  • Steve Shives: So, we’re just blowing up boats now?
  • J-L Cauvin: Mike Lindell is running for Minnesota Governor
  • LegalEagle: Texas Judge loses his fucking mind
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ They’re Dreaming of a White Christmas ♬
  • JoJoFromJerz: This Republican lawmaker is fucking gross
  • Clare Blackwood: Karoline Leavitt addresses Трамп’s mandatory social media checks for tourists
  • Stella Magz: Erika Kirk blasts Candace Owens….
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Team Трамп—Impressively Incompetent ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: Did Kristi Noem lie like a bitch?:

  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard is very upset over Alina Habba
  • Stella Magz: I Have Melania’s leaked Christmas book!
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ MAGA Drummer Boy ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ AI Taylor Swift in “Quiet, Piggy” ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Fog of War song ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Mike Lindell runs for Governor & Newsom trolls Трамп’s sleepy week
  • Christopher Titus: Von Shitzenpantz’s evil elves
  • SNL: Pentagon press conference
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pam Bondi—Finessing Files while Faking Smiles ♬
  • Stella Magz: MTG on 60 Minutes & my new nickname for her….
  • LegalEagle: “Kill them all” = unequivocal war crime

Matthew Cooke: Dont feed the beast

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 9/12/25, 11:32 pm

Robert Reich: The secret behind high gas prices

Stephen Colbert: A note about Charlie Kirk & Europe on the brink of war & Трамп goes out to dinner & MAHA for kids

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Reign of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ AI Taylor Swift vs MAGA Man ♬
  • Rachel Maddow: Трамп busted by his own distinct signature, sinks to new depths of historic disgrace
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ Boom, Gone, Bing, Bong! ♬
  • Ari Melber: Трамп’s nightmare—Epstein revelations & National Guard “shame” rock MAGA
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard condemns political violence unless he’s encouraging it
  • JoJoFromJerz: When it comes to Трамп, God has left the building
  • Michael Kosta: Трамп wages war on American cities as DOD gets a makeover
  • Marsh Family: ♫ Measles and Polio Down in the Schoolyard ♬:

  • Timely Tunes for Troubled Times: ♫ The Department of War ♬
  • Jen Psaki: Трамп’s lies become more OUTLANDISH as he contorts reality to cover himself
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Its Not Department of Defense, It’s Called Department of War ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп threatens war against Chicago & Hegseth raps & Dems release Epstein birthday card
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп threatens Chicago, his alleged creepy note to Epstein released & the Department of WAR!
  • Stephen: Happy anniversary! & America’s Secretary of War & Epstein’s birthday book & Cocaine Island
  • LegalEagle: Трамп killed 11 alleged drug traffickers. Is this murder?
  • John Oliver: Трамп vs. higher education
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: On a note Трамп sent him comparing its signature to the Epstein birthday note signature
  • Michael Kosta: Трамп blames the left for Charlie Kirk’s assassination as rhetoric escalates
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Archbishop Dotard Трамп ♬:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Time to Toss Трамп ♬
  • Timely Tunes for Troubled Times: ♫ Secret Song of a Felon King ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Inflation rises as economy gets worse and farmers suffer from Трамп’s tariffs
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ He Didn’t Sign It ♬
  • Stella Magz: Old McDotard Трамп destroyed farms….
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dotard Трамп—The Answer to Today’s Riddle ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Gavin Newsom trolls Трамп YET AGAIN—and it’s comedy gold

Neil deGrasse Tyson: Science in health, wealth, & war:

Piedmont Raging Grannies: ♫ My Country, Tears for Thee ♬

Steve Shives: I thought I’d never be sad for Charlie Kirk

Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ https://youtu.be/fDBio5JsQyw ♬

Deplorables, Sycophants and Liars:

  • Jon Stewart: If Трамп isn’t dying, why is he being treated like a Make-A-Wish kid?
  • Stella Magz: Karoline “Trout mouth” Leavitt lying again…..
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed Charlie Kirk has been assassinated
  • The Late Show: Handwriting experts say it’s Трамп’s signature on the Epstein birthday drawing
  • Steve Shives: State of Florida bans public safety
  • Christopher Titus: Assassination of an ass
  • Dark Brandon: Hey MAGA Трамп’s Epstein love letter was finally released
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп divides America in aftermath of Charlie Kirk murder & Republicans block Epstein file release
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Wait To See ♬:

  • Ari Melber: Epstein’s “chilling” secrets exposed with bombshell personal email “trove” on Maxwell, Трамп, others
  • Liberal Redneck: On the brief notion that Трамп was an FBI informant
  • Jimmy Kimmel: “Трамп letter” in Epstein birthday book causes MAGA freakout & Newsom mocks the Dotard on social media
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: One honest thing Трамп said about Epstein’s survivors is ‘I haven’t thought about it’
  • Parody Project: ♫ Should Old Offenses Be Forgot—Ode to Epstein ♬
  • Stephen: Трамп’s pervy page in Epstein’s birthday book & Sotomayor’s blistering dissent to SCOTUS ICE ruling
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard was an FBI informant on Epstein
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Blue Pill Dreams ♬
  • Stella Magz: Трамп’s art—Am I right?
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Doctors I Trust More than RFK Jr. ♬:

  • Michael Kosta: Трамп’s pervy Epstein bday card released & MAGA allies run for cover
  • LegalEagle: Supreme Court just legalized racial profiling
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп met with protests while dining out in DC; GOP calls Epstein birthday card fake
  • Caitlin Speaks: Laura Loomer, ANCHOR BABY?! You Can’t Make This Up!
  • Antichrist 45: Трамп’s stunning lack of empathy
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп cries “Democrat hoax” over dirty doodle in Epstein birthday book & he dines out in DC
  • The Late Show: The Dotard: I’m not a drawing person
  • Political Primate: Elon Musk’s algorithmic antics—A polemic on billionaire meddling in democracy
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to E. Jean Carroll winning AGAIN

Ross Childs: Welcome to Chicago

J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Bolsonaro conviction in Brazil

Stephen: A message of unity & aliens are here & ambassador fired over Epstein book & RFK Jr. is “different”

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Friday, 4/11/25, 8:36 am

The state House and Senate have passed different caps on rent increases. I mean 10% + inflation is better than the status quo, but also, it could be better. I do hope they can reconcile them. And that it’s closer to the original House version.

Anyway, if you want to contact your legislator or member of Congress, go for it.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 2/28/25, 10:50 pm

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

The Reign of King Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Tommy Campbell: The Felon Von Shitzenpantz TROLLED By Justin Trudeau
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Leon’s Plan for Subjugation of the American People ♬
  • Stephen: MAGA gets buyer’s remorse & coffee, eggs, and potato chip prices spike
  • Adam Conover: No one is coming to save us
  • Putin’s Puppet: Трамп defends the Tate brothers “They’re just like me!”
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Team Трамп screws up Epstein list release, Dotard hocks golden dollars & GOP complains about Leon
  • Desi Lydic: Can Macron’s accent stop Трамп from fanboying for Putin?
  • Ari Melber: That was fast! Трамп MIA as prices spike from coffee to eggs to gasoline
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп “irreparably destroyed” world order with Zelenskyy blowup
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Who Knew We Needed Medicaid? ♬
  • Putin’s Puppet: New executive order—Eggs don’t exist
  • LegalEagle: Shutting down USAID is illegal (but they did it anyway)
  • Rachel Maddow: Busted—DOGE humiliated by brutal fact-checking, walks back bogus savings claims
  • Founders Sing: ♫ Musk Must Go Away ♬:

  • Jabari Jones: Flunky Трамп—Nothing matters
  • Liberal Redneck: On gutting Medicaid and food stamps to cover more tax cuts for the wealthy
  • John Waldron: MAGA joins DEMOCRATS to put an END to Трамп!
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Big Cuts 4 You, Big Spending 4 Me ♬
  • Steve Shives: Трамп abandons Zelenskyy, defends Putin, and proves his unfitness (again)
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп, Dynamite, and Tight Pants ♬
  • Stephen: Vulgar replies to Musk’s Email & Трамп’s mystery bruise
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп & Musk fire thousands of federal workers, Dotard gets a new tell-all & Macron visits Washington
  • Resist: Political Art and Protest Music: ♫ Happy Gulf of America Days… Did They Really Just Rename the Gulf of Mexico? ♬
  • Parody Project: ♫ Shiny Object Syndrome ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: ♫ The Dotard reacts to the death of Roberta Flack ♬
  • Parody Project: ♫ Chainsaw Massacre ♬:

  • Sarah Cooper: King Трамп’s plans to invade Canada and more
  • Desi Lydic: Elon Musk crashes Cabinet meeting & Трамп touts $5M “Gold card” for VIP immigrants
  • Jon Stewart: Jon Stewart reworks Трамп & Elon’s sweeping DOGE budget cuts
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Dementia Dotard ♬
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler phones Трамп
  • Jabari Jones: President Musk—Government firings
  • Stephen: Fed workers can ignore Musk email & a living cringe meme & Трамп licks feet in viral AI video
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Constitutional Crisis ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s CRAZY Gaza video, disgusting new immigration “Gold card” & Elon dominates cabinet meeting
  • Desi Lydic: Elon Musk’s Email ultimatum—Justify accomplishments or get semi-fired
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ King Elon and Prince Трамп ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard announces he is replacing Pope Francis
  • Patrick Fitzgerald and Knotheadusc: ♫ Where is Fraud? ♬:

  • Lawrence: Трамп and House GOP taking health care away from poor people so Elon Musk can be richer
  • Parody Project: ♫ Трамп’s Kennedy store ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Musk and Трамп Identify (with) MASSIVE Corruption ♬
  • The New York Times: The one idea that connects Трамп’s recent actions
  • Jabari Jones: Flunky Трамп—Трамп inflation
  • Chris Hayes: Fears grow as RFK Jr. downplays deadly measles outbreak
  • ScaredKetchup: Project 2025: The Series Episode 3 w/ AI Elon Musk, Трамп, Jasmine Crockett
  • Desi Lydic: Are Democrats taking the rizz out of resistance in their opposition to Трамп?
  • Lawrence O’Donnell and Robert Reich: Трамп’s tyranny is undeniable
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reveals minerals deal with Ukraine!
  • Christopher Titus: Measles and government SCANDALS uncovered
  • Stephen: Who Runs DOGE? White House Press Corps, “We’re cooked” America’s Gold Card for rich foreigners
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп and Musk Don’t Care about You (at all) ♬
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: Letter from a federal employee

Josh Johnson asks how NYCers honor Black history without breaking DEI bans

Cult of The Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Jabari Jones: President Musk—Ashley VS. Elon
  • Stella Magz: Does the “D” in DOGE stand for DEADBEAT?
  • Tommy Campbell: Leon Musk could lose his citizenship
  • Dark Brandon: MAGA conservatives are the new snowflakes—And it’s hilarious
  • The Late Show: Has Siri gone anti-MAGA?
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard’s wedding vows for Kid Rock & Lauren Boebert
  • Troy Iwata: Meet the choreographer teaching Elon Musk how to move like a normal person
  • JoJoFromJerz: “America first” huh?
  • LegalEagle: The travesty of the silk road pardon
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп clears up Musk’s ultimatum Email, Marjorie Taylor Greene vs federal workers & gross DeSantis
  • Chris Hayes: Release of “Epstein Files” sparks MAGA anger and disappointment
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп LOVES Chaos ♬
  • Steve Shives: Voter’s Remorse Helpline

Sandy Pliskin: ♫ Dear Bernie Sanders ♬

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 2/21/25, 11:35 pm

Reign of King Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Steve Shives: When late-stage Democracy meets late-stage capitalism
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The country’s going backward now that Dotard Трамп is back ♬
  • Putin’s Puppet: The Dotard speaks about Big Balls
  • Christopher Titus: Трамп calls Zelenskyy a dictator?!?
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard calls Zelenskyy a dictator
  • LegalEagle: Legally, WTF is DOGE?
  • The Late Show: Elon Musk is “Gold Finder”
  • Stephen: Rehiring fired gov’t workers & Musk isn’t running DOGE & pro-Russia Трамп doesn’t care about Ukraine
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ You Cannot Shame the Shameless (like Трамп, Vance, or Musk) ♬
  • LegalEagle: Worse than Watergate—The Thursday night massacre:

  • John Oliver: Трамп 2.0
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s counting on the cowards ♬
  • Rachel Maddow: “Have you considered resigning?”—Calling out Трамп staffers who fired nuclear safety personnel
  • Jabari Jones: Flunky Трамп—And so it begins
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard celebrates himself on President’s Day
  • Putin’s Puppet: Трамп explains why he didn’t invade Gaza
  • Stephen: “King” Don floats a troll balloon & all the gold in Fort Knox
  • Jonathan Jensen and Friends: ♫ Not in America (A Трамп Resistance Song) ♬
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed Трамп called Zelenskyy “a dictator”
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ DON’T Make Fun of Трамп! ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: ♫ JD Vance bombs at Munich security conference ♬
  • Parody Project: ♫ Babies in the White House ♬:

  • Steve Shives: The Dunning-Kruger presidency
  • The Late Show: “I was just saving the country”
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Gulf of Mexico is STILL the Gulf of Mexico ♬
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: How many laws has Трамп, who thinks he’s a king, violated publicly?
  • Tommy Campbell: Hannity Трамп Musk interview fails & inflation is back!
  • Rachel Maddow: Sidelined Трамп mostly “decorative” as Musk remains busy wrecking the government, reaping rewards
  • Stephen: “I’ll break any law I want” & MapQuest resists “Gulf of America” & Kennedy Center dishonored
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Just Talkin’ ‘Bout X ♬
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ I Hate to Tell You, Трамп was Lying ♬

The Late Show: Tim Meadows celebrates great Black Americans

A Pit Toilet Full of Deplorables:

  • Liberal Redneck: More MAGA madness (and the DOGE problem)
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Child Support ♬
  • John Waldron: Трамп WILL fail…and it’s ALREADY happening!
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: How to know you are in a cult
  • Stephen: Трамп’s border czar confirms crooked deal with NYC Mayor Eric Adams
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Not Too Bright—Senator Ron Johnson ♬
  • Putin’s Puppet: Elon describes exploring DEEPER states of consciousness with ketamine
  • JoJoFromJerz: Plastic straw hill
  • Parody Project: ♫ The Emperor Has No Clothes ♬

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 1/10/25, 11:39 pm

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Preznit Elect Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Stephen: Jan 6, Трамп’s day of love & Jeffries, “We will fart hard”
  • Liberal Redneck: All the recent MAGA drama
  • The Other Brother: ♫ Gulf of America ♬
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Kiss the Ring ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп gets fact-checked, faces backlash over lies about CA wildfires
  • Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ In the Year 2025 ♬
  • Kat Abu: I cracked the code to Трамп’s unhinged nominee picks
  • Rachel Maddow: Five things to know about Pam Bondi, Трамп’s (second) pick for attorney general
  • Marsh Family: ♫ Turd on a Wire (The Elon Musk Song) ♬:

  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ Alito, a Back I Can Scratch ♬
  • Desi Lydic: GOP promotes The Dotard’s Greenland fantasy while fires rage in LA
  • The Late Show: Трамп’s Ozempic tariff
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard declares he will make January 6th a federal holiday
  • Dark Brandon: The sentencing of convicted felon Трамп (animated cartoon)
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп’s Jan. 6 lies are a necessary part of his plan to pardon the rioters & attackers
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ Everybody’s Coming ♬
  • Steve Shives: Facebook chooses Трамп over truth
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Felon Muskmelon ♬
  • Jimmy Kimmel: The Felon Von Shitzenpantz wants to buy Greenland!? Bromance with Elon on the Rocks & Zuckerberg kisses the (brown) ring
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп’s insane press conference about Greenland, Jack Smith, Gulf of Mexico
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: Listen to the smelt
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Kamala Harris was the personification of the return of the peaceful transfer of power
  • Alex Wagner: Трамп veers into bizarre fixation on adding neighboring countries as states
  • Jabari Jones: V.P. Трамп—Tune me OUT!
  • Tommy Campbell: Don Jr.’s Greenland visit destroyed and it’s hilarious
  • Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ Elon Town ♬:

  • Ari Melber: Musk busted for abusing MAGA role in crypto plot, GOP budget chief debunks DOGE
  • The Other Brother: ♫ Panama, Canada ♬
  • Desi Lydic: Trump ratchets up call to annex Canada & Greenland
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп win certified on insurrection anniversary
  • Darrin Bell: Watch META go full MAGA as Mark Zuckerberg axes fact-checking
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп to Rename Panama Canal ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: Von Shitzenpantz reacts to being a felon-President
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп wants to annex Canada and Greenland after admitting he lied about inflation
  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: ♫ K-POP HIT—“I’m Gonna Lie Tonight” by B(DT)S ♬

Vox: Should fluoride be in our water?

Peanuts:

  • Stephen: Great-grandpa Joe & ex-Presidents salute Jimmy Carter & Denmark claps back & Zuck’s community notes
  • Desi Lydic: Trump & Obama chat at Carter funeral while GOP politicizes LA fires
  • WaPo: Carter’s casket arrives at the Capitol
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп at Carter’s funeral ♬

Knotheadusc: ♫ Bluer than Blue ♬:

Miscellaneous Deplorables:

  • Steve Shives: Christian prophet predicts God’s wrath for President Biden!
  • Darrin Bell: See how MAGA Republicans responded to the devastating LA fires
  • The Late Show: Your Jan 6th gift guide
  • Dark Brandon: Rudy Guiliani is slowly making his way to jail
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ You Need to Be Poor (So the Rich Folks Can Stay Rich) ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Matt Gaetz gets destroyed over crazy new face and fringe show
  • Stella Magz: Matt Gaetz’s debut at his new “job”
  • Legaleagle: Matt Gaetz report is out and it’s bad
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Billionaires—What to do With Them? ♬
  • Steve Shives: White nationalism and the H-1B visa debate are inseparable

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 12/13/24, 10:02 pm

ONN News: Wrongly convicted death row inmate exonerated mere hours after execution

Tommy Campbell: Mitch McConnell trips over beef dip

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

  • Seth Meyers: Трамп lied about Medicare and Social Security as cabinet of billionaires plans cuts
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Song for the Suffering Billionaires ♬
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп sends Kimberly Guilfoyle to Greece amid Dotard Jr. breakup rumors
  • Steve Shives: RFK Jr.’s lawyer opposes the polio vaccine!
  • Joy Reid and Lawrence O’Donnell: The Dotard walks back promises to lower grocery prices
  • Jimmy Kimmel: The Dotard is named Time’s Person of the Year
  • Andre Antunes: ♫ HULK HOGAN x AOC [Трамп-a-mania] ♬:

  • Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies: Kimberly Guilfoyle appointed ambassador to Greece
  • Stephen: Трамп to send Don Jr.’s fiancée to Greece & RFK Jr.’s corn problem
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Time Man of the Year
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Kim Guilfoyle—Our Ambassador to Grease? ♬
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп’s energy secretary pick once drank bleach to defend fracking
  • Rachel Maddow: Reality stubbornly resists Трамп’s Jan 6th narrative
  • Tommy Campbell: Melane’s Christmas ornaments grift DESTROYED
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп admits his tariffs might raise prices, says he’ll deport U.S. citizens
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ No more anti-Трамп songs ♬
  • Steve Shives: Трамп’s terrible reason for banning birthright citizenship
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s rambling lying Meet the Press interview and his trip to Paris
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Cabinet—Just ordinary (billionaire) people ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard launches his presidential cologne
  • Christopher Titus: Трамп’s 2nd tern us about to get personal!:

  • Rachel Maddow: Five things to know about Kristi Noem, Трамп’s pick for homeland security secretary
  • Stella Magz: Dotard Jr’s discarded trash is shipped to Greece
  • Alex Wagner: Трамп already walking back core campaign promise on prices, inflation
  • Chris Hayes: McConnell decries “dangerous” polio vaccine skeptics amid RFK Jr. report
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Musk, Ramaswami, and Co.—That’s What Entitlement Looks Like ♬
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп admits he lied about grocery prices and celebrates TIME cover on Wall Street
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard argues with JD Vance about MAGA

LegalEagle: I’m suing the FBI & DOJ

Desi Lydic & Troy Iwata See Who Won Big at Fox Nation’s Coveted Patriot Awardssee who won big at FAUX Nation’s coveted patriot awards

Grace Kuhlenschmidt asks New Yorkers, “Who deserves a pardon from Biden?”

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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“Not enough open threads!”

by Darryl — Thursday, 8/15/24, 12:17 pm

Pennsylvania is one of the most important swing states for presidential elections. Besides having 19 electoral votes, the state is a bellwether for WI and MI. Since 1992, the three states have voted together and, with the single exception of 2016, have given their electors to the Democrat.

With that context in mind, there are two new polls out in PA. The first is from Franklin and Marshall that has Vice President Kamala Harris leading former President and convicted felon Donald Трамп 46% to 43%. The poll’s margin of error is 3.8%, so Harris’ 3% lead is weak evidence that she would win an election held today. The release summarizes reasons for support thusly:

The main reasons that Harris voters are supporting her candidacy include anti-Трампism (18%), women’s rights (17%), character (15%), partisanship (13%), and democracy (13%). The top reasons voters provide for supporting Трамп include economic policy (29%), immigration (20%), and partisanship (19%). More voters believe Vice President Harris has better judgment, is more trustworthy, and is closer to their views on values issues than Mr. Трамп, while more voters believe Mr. Трамп is better able to handle the economy

The second poll is from Quinnipiac and finds Harris leading Трамп 48% to 45%. This poll’s margin of error is 2.4%, which means that we are getting into “real lead” territory. Note that if the polls are combined, the sample of over 2,600 voters is pretty solid evidence that Harris is now leading in PA. The Quinnipiac poll asked voters to characterize the two candidates:

  • Has good leadership skills [yes/no (spread)]: Harris 48%/47% (+1%), Трамп 50%/49% (+1%)
  • Cares about average Americans: Harris 50%/47% (+3%), Трамп 46%/54% (-8%)
  • Kind of personality and temperament it takes to serve effectively as president: Harris 52%/46% (+6%), Трамп 46%/53% (-7%)
  • Honest: Harris 46%/48% (-2%), Трамп 37%/60% (-23%)

The two polls, using different methods, find that Трамп has a serious deficit on issues of character for PA voters.

Meanwhile, in news of the weird, Vance has bizarre ideas about the “purpose” of postmenopausal women. Interestingly, Vance’s take is likely based on a tortured misunderstanding of one theory on the evolution of menopause in women. I look forward to a debate question on whether he espouses contemporary evolutionary theory. You already heard about a couple of unearthed photos of Vance in drag. A new addition to the Трамп/Vance campaign photo album is a high school photo of Vance posing with three female classmates pretending to use urinals in the boys bathroom. Good clean fun. But, you know…a little weird. A new audio recording has Vance claiming Amazon funded Black Lives Matter so rioters would burn down their brick-and-mortar competitors—a totally non-weird conspiracy theory.

Трамп gave a rambly “economic” press conference in which he held up Tic Tacs to exemplify inflation, which brought back to mind the Hollywood Access tape in which he mentioned the need to pop a Tic Tac in preparation for any urge to sexually assault Arianne Zucker. Good times. He also falsely claimed (again) that Governor Tim Walz, “wants tampons in boys’ bathrooms.” No word on how the stock markets reacted to this bizarre “economic news.”

Speaking of bizarre…. Трамп’s staff thinks he may have PTSD because he repeatedly watches himself get shot in the ear. Maybe PTSD…or, maybe it’s just a flare-up of his pre-existing narcissistic personality disorder?

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 7/26/24, 11:05 pm

Bill Maher: Future headlines—Summer 2024

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Goodbye (and thanks) Joe ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard accuses JD Vance’s couch of LYING
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Childless Cat Ladies ♬
  • NowThis: Megan Rapinoe urges White women to show up for Kamala Harris
  • The Late Show: Kamala embraces The Memes
  • Ari Melber: Трамп losing again? 45’s nightmare comes true as his nemesis Obama backs Kamala Harris
  • Mrs. Misanthrope: What The Dotard Von Shitzenpantz is talking about when he mentions Hannibal Lecter
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Everything out of Трамп’s mouth is “real garbage” and it should be treated as such
  • Get Cluckd: ♫ Kamala Sings Charli XCX’s “Apple” on Campaign Trail! ♬
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—Biden is OUT, and Kamala Harris is IN
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to Joe Biden quitting the race
  • The Founders Sing: ♫ THANK YOU for Saving the USA From Him! ♬:

  • ScaredKetchup: Stephen Miller TV meltdown over Joe Bides stepping asider for Kamala Harris
  • Lamorne Morris on Biden dropping out & Трамп vs Kamala
  • Jabari Jones: AI Joe Biden—Happy now?
  • Stephen: The memeification of Kamala Harris & Colbert Is Brat & The Dotard struggles to attack Harris
  • Alex Wagner: Record-breaking surge in grassroots support greets new Kamala Harris campaign
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Vote All Blue ♬
  • The Late Show: J.D. Vance’s “Hillbilly Eulogy”
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп is going to have to get used to hearing Harris’ prosecutor record
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ C’mon We’re Going To Vote! ♬
  • Stephen: Why Melinda French Gates is so happy to endorse Kamala Harris for President
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard responds to Joe Biden’s farewell speech
  • The New York Times: Kamala Harris may bring out Трамп’s harshest instincts
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Kamala in The White House, Dotard in The Big House ♬
  • Jen Psaki: “Panic with a dose of racism”—Republicans scramble as Harris energizes voters
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ We Rode Strong (With Biden) ♬:

  • Christopher Titus: KAMALA HARRIS! Democrats flip the script
  • NowThis: Project 2025 has it out for Elmo
  • Steve Shives: Biden is out, Harris is in—Now what?!
  • Liberal Redneck: So Joe Biden dropped out
  • The Late Show: A round of applause for Joe Biden
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Biden response
  • Stephen: Saluting President Biden, Wolf Blitzer’s happy hour, “Kamala IS brat” & The veepstakes begins
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video-political cartoon—The GOP calls Kamala Harris a “DEI hire”
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard wants to DUMP JD Vance
  • Hitler Rants Parodies: Hitler is informed Biden drops out of 2024 presidential race
  • Dark Brandon: A special message for the cat ladies
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ You Don’t Mess Around With Don ♬:

  • Stephen: Biden’s speech got under Трамп’s skin & goodbye, brat summer & AP debunks J.D. Vance couch sex rumor
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Ballad of Shady J.D. Vance ♬
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ D Vance sings “I eff’d a couch” (Trump Show 56.5 w/AI Lauren Boebert) ♬
  • The Other Brother: The Ballad of JD Vance
  • John Oliver: RNC & ”migrant crime”
  • Tommy Campbell: JD Vance dragged over cat ladies comments while Kamala smashes fundraising record
  • NowThis: Трамп VP pick, J.D. Vance, wants a NATIONAL abortion ban
  • Robert Reich: Трамп IS Project 2025
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ JD Vance Did NOT Have Sex With That Couch ♬
  • The Late Show: J.D. Vance dogged by weird internet rumor
  • Ari Melber: Why Трамп’s nightmare of losing again is getting real
  • Steve Shives: Republican canvasser vs. progressive voter
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Joe’s Got Immunity! (Трамп’s Toast) ♬:

  • Jabari Jones: Little Dotard Трамп—Racist slur
  • Mother Jones: DEI—The right’s main (and very) racist attack on Kamala Harris
  • LegalEagle: What happens now that Biden dropped out?
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп, The Man Who Would be King ♬
  • Stephen: Harris says, “We are not going back” & why did Трамп pick Vance? & FAUX News is grasping at plastic straws
  • J-L Cauvin: Elon Musk endorses The Felon Von Shitzenpantz
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Make America Laugh Again ♬
  • NowThis: Fact-checking claims of Kamala Harris’ time as a prosecutor
  • The Other Brother: ♫ Back in the White House again ♬
  • Tommy Campbell: Matt Gaetz debuts a new face, Giuliani trips and The Dotard fails to unite at cringe filled RNC
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Wake-up Call from God? ♬
  • Kat Abu: FAUX News’ initial reaction to Kamala Harris was kinda pathetic

Robert Reich: You’ve been lied to about inflation

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship

The Cult of the Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп Destroying Democracy with Hate and Fear ♬
  • Right Plight: What happened to anti-mask morons after getting attested?
  • Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian: Replying to Трамп Jr’s nonsense
  • Next 9NEWS commits an act of journalism: Colorado GOP leaders meet under a bridge to hide from other members:

  • Get Cluckd: Elon Musk’s galactic pronoun showdown—From California to Texas!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Republican Plan to Make America Great ♬
  • Jabari Jones: Ted Cruz warns Kamala Harris to keep her hands off….

Jonathan Mann: ♫ Everyday Is the Hottest Day ♬

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 7/12/24, 11:05 pm

Electile Dysfunction:

  • NowThis: Priest shares his thoughts Трамп on Biden vs.
  • Chris Hayes: “Трамп is a loser!”—Biden focuses on “envy of the world” American economy roaring back
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Project 2025, MAGA, & Putin—Strange Bedfellows Indeed ♬
  • Alex Wagner: How a single sentence in the Supreme Court’s immunity ruling could upend Трамп New York convictions
  • Seth Meyers: Jen Psaki breaks down what would happen if Biden were to step down from running
  • Lawrence O’Donnell and Jen Psaki: Biden torches Трамп on guns and defends his record
  • NowThis: Трамп’s ties to Project 2025
  • Steve Hofstetter: Uncovering the Трамп conspiracy
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reveals his winning strategy coach
  • Darrin Bell: Timelapse video of a political cartoon about Трамп and the GOP platform
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Vote Vote – Scared Ketchup is Ridin’ with Biden ♬:

  • The Late Show: Play mystery candidate today!
  • Red State Update: Too old! Time to quit!
  • Seth Meyers: Biden’s high-stakes press conference & Boebert’s bonkers theory about Biden’s age
  • Christopher Titus: DEMO-Lition—The Democrats eat their own!
  • Glenn Kirschner: New York Times Editorial Board—“Dotard Трамп is unfit to lead” as “The rule of law matters.”
  • Alex Wagner: Трамп panics as public gets wise to Project 2025, “authoritarian how-to manual”
  • Stephen: Трамп told lies both big and small—John Dickerson on the former President’s debate performance
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Project 2025 ♬:

  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—France and the U.K.
  • Ronny Chieng: Did Foxconn’s Трамп-backed move to Wisconsin create jobs or catfish the public?
  • Seth Meyers: Трамп caught lying about Project 2025, Biden insists he’s staying in race
  • BobLevin’s Videos: Pedophile Трамп Vs Dark Brando, 2024
  • NowThis: Project 2025—In the making since the 1980s
  • Remix Bros.: Joe Biden’s “You think I’m too old?” REMIX
  • Nicolle Wallace: How far right groups are using Трамп to push their toxic agenda
  • Mother Jones: FAUX’s Kamala problem
  • Chris Hayes and Joy Reid: Reaction to Biden campaign rally in Michigan…he “came alive”
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Let’s Bring Back Dotard Трамп! (An inspiring campaign song) ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Project 2025 (Dotard Трамп edition) ♬:

  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Civil Rights Act
  • Stephen: GOP platform reads like a Von Shitzenpantz Tweet & A bearded VP?
  • Alex Wagner: “I’d vote for Darth Vader over Трамп”—Трамп faces rigid cap on support, with or without Biden
  • MSNBC: Maddow, Hayes, Reid, & Wallace react to Biden’s high-stakes press conference
  • Robert Reich: How Biden is changing the structure of our economy
  • Kathryn Hahn: Трамп and Biden are NOT the same
  • Darrin Bell: Animation of a political cartoon about Трамп and Project 2025
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard announces his VP running mate
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ The Heritage Foundation’s 2025 Song (We Don’t Think We’ll Have to Kill You) ♬:

  • Seth Meyers: Трамп returns to campaign trail with deranged FL rally & Dems meet on Biden’s future
  • Jonathan Mann: ♫ How To Stop Stupid Hitler ♬
  • NowThis: Former Трамп supporter shares what changed her mind
  • Chris Hayes: Allies of the felon Von Shitzenpantz step up racist, sexist attacks on Kamala Harris
  • Stephen: Project 2025 is Трамп’s blueprint for a radical conservative takeover of the U.S. government
  • Alex Wagner: Трамп chooses wrong side as global democracy hangs in the balance
  • Seth Meyers: The “Leave Him Alone Guy” sticks up for J.D. Vance
  • Robert Reich: Have people forgotten about how bad Трамп was?
  • Stephanie Ruhle: NYT & LA Times call Трамп “unfit” for office

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

The Cult of the Felon Von Shitzenpantz:

  • Jabari Jones: Little Dotard Трамп—Abortion!
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Pedophiles and the Q-Anoners Who Love Them ♬
  • Katie Phang: What Taylor Swift exposes about GOP’s “crushingly toxic” Project 2025
  • Darrin Bell: Animation of a political cartoon about “skyrocketing” inflation
  • Stella Magz: White Nationalists march proudly in Nashville
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Mangy Fetlocks Reveals Evangelicals’ Massive Theological Flaw ♬
  • Knotheadusc: ♫ Leave Us Alone (MAGA Red Cult) ♬

  • Tommy Campbell: Mike Lindell burned by coffee deal with disbarred Rudy Giuliani
  • Jabari Jones: Hannity—Трамп interview
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Getting Donald And Ivana Back Together (a romantic song) ♬
  • Right Plight: MAGA and their fear of questions
  • Couple Things with Jeff Wright: Heritage Foundation President Kevin Roberts
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard celebrates 7/11 with Viktor Orban
  • Katie Phang: Alito’s Jan. 6 shame vs. Jack Smith’s coup charges—How Трамп could lose
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Here Comes Little Donny Snowflake ♬

Robert Reich: The real welfare in America

Supremely Fucked:

  • LegalEagle: The Supreme Court destroyed the government while you weren’t looking
  • ScaredKetchup: ♫ Big Supreme Court cluster fuck ♬:

  • Ari Melber: Impeach Clarence Thomas! AOC hits the “nuclear option” after grifting scandal & Трамп immunity case
  • Jabari Jones: Little Dotard Трамп—Top Kids Court!

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

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Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza!

by Darryl — Friday, 4/19/24, 8:37 pm

John Oliver: Medicaid

Roll Call: Congressional hits and misses of the week

Electile Dysfunction 2024:

  • Rachel Maddow: The real DOJ corruption scandal at the heart of Трамп’s criminal trial in New York
  • The Late Show: Biden hires a youth interpreter
  • MSNBC: After failed delay tactics, Трамп becomes 1st ex-POTUS to face criminal trial
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ You Took The Republican Out Of Me ♬:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Grifting money for the antichrist ♬
  • The Other Brother: ♫ Big Orange Ball ♬
  • Parody Project: ♫ Rats Who Enable ♬
  • Mother Jones: Minority rule is threatening American democracy like never before
  • Ari Melber: Трамп’s jailable felony? Inside America’s first presidential trial to hear clash over NY state law
  • Lauren Mayer: ♫ Saying Something Stupid ♬:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ When Your Family Won’t Endorse You (for Robert Kennedy Jr.) ♬
  • NowThis: How is the country doing today vs. four years ago?
  • John Leguizamo: Will Трамп get the Latino vote?
  • MSNBC: Трамп is dragging a “litany of criminality” into our elections

Josh Johnson: Josh Johnson learns just how rich people avoid paying taxes

The New York Times: Criminalizing homelessness won’t make it go away

The Dotard Трамп And Other Criminal Defendants, Villains, Liars, and Cheaters:

  • Ari Melber: Criminal trial begins! Prison fears get real for Трамп as full jury sworn in after losing delay bids
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп is STILL mad about Oscars joke & thinks Jimmy Kimmel is Al Pacino in new unhinged post
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Gagged Трамп’s jury pool attacks are a big problem for his lawyers
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard says he did not fart in court
  • Alex Wagner: GOP makes clumsy effort to superimpose anti-woke political games onto campus antisemitism debate
  • The Late Show: Presidential immunity through the years
  • Jon Stewart: Трамп’s hush money trial
  • Chris Hayes: Inside Трамп’s courtroom nightmare, “He has no power in there”
  • Liberal Redneck: Trying to find a Jury for Трамп (and a straitjacket for MTG)
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Mike Johnson, Standing Tall While Kissing Трамп’s Bumper ♬
  • Stephen: Seeking 12 impartial New Yorkers & Трамп asks for Wednesdays off & a tiny MAGA mob assembles
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Lawrence reacts to Трамп post attacking NY criminal case jury pool
  • Dulcé Sloan: Трамп juror excused amidst media frenzy & MTG goes full-on Capitol Hill karen
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard begins picking a jury
  • LegalEagle: Трамп gagged harder
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп falls asleep during 1st day of criminal trial & delivers nonsensical gettysburg rant
  • Alex Wagner: Embattled Mike Johnson kept in check by conservative House “FART” team
  • God: Трамп’s hush money trial begins:

  • Chris Hayes: Judge scolds Трамп for “intimidating” potential jurors on Day 2 of New York trial
  • Joy Reid: Трамп attacks hush money prosecutor on crime—but NYC crime is down
  • Christopher Titus: The GOP Is FULL OF (TV14) AND MENTALLY ILL!
  • Rocky Mountain Mike: ♫ I’m Always Sleeping ♬
  • Stella Magz: We admire your bravery, Brian Glenn!
  • Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп wanted a big protest outside his trial. Instead he got babies napping
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—DEFEATED
  • ScaredKetchup: TRUMP SHOW 47, the series finale? AI Alina Habba, Lauren Boebert, Трамп hush money trial + MORE!
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Don Snoreleone ♬
  • The Late Show: ♫ Sorry Mike Johnson ♬
  • Jen Psaki: “Accountability is here”—Preet Bharara on “extraordinary” first day of Трамп trial
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп—No Talent, No Skills, Just Hot Air ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard reacts to missing Barron’s graduation
  • Tommy Campbell: Трамп roasted over his fake man of the people Chick-fil-A stop
  • Steve Shives: If Republicans said the quiet parts out loud about the Bible:

  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Трамп’s Chicken Nuggets Defense ♬
  • Stella Magz: The Dotard pretends to care about possibly missing his son’s graduation….
  • Jordan Klepper: Jordan Klepper crashes Трамп’s criminal trial & meets Giuliani’s son
  • Ari Melber: MAGA panic—New Speaker faces same GOP revolt that put him in power despite Трамп nod
  • Bruce W. Nelson: If they can do this to Трамп, they can do it to criminals!
  • Jabari Jones: AI Трамп—Dookie face
  • Mark Fiore: Da boss selects his jury
  • Stephen: GOP’s impeachment is DOA & keep Jimmy Kimmel’s name out of your mouth
  • Dulcé Sloan tackles Трамп’s criminal trial day 2
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Go to Sleep, Sleepy Don ♬
  • Stephanie Ruhle reveals why Truth Social’s falling stock price is no laughing matter
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard fell asleep in court??!!
  • ScaredKetchup: The Dotard’s New York hush money Trial vs drag queen storytime—Jackie Beat sings “Stormy Daniels”
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Trump—Experts Predict Continued Hair Deficit and Head Inflation ♬
  • Parody Project: ♫ Stormy Daniels ♬
  • Joy Reid: Трамп’s mandatory attendance for hush money trial promises courthouse “spectacle”
  • Desi Lydic FAUXplains Трамп’s new abortion stance:

  • MSNBC: Трамп on trial—New York vs. The Dotard Трамп day 1 highlights
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Трамп’s Stormy day in court, MAGA nutburgers furious about Barron’s graduation & seven jurors chosen
  • SNL Weekend Update: Трамп’s abortion ban claims & O.J. Simpson dies at 76
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Moscow Marge ♬
  • Stella Magz: DeSantis set to ban the word “checkmate” after getting played
  • Dulcé Sloan: Трамп visits a bodega as jury recruitment continues
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard prepares for jury selection
  • Stephen: Трамп jury selection woes & presidential hot dog eating contest
  • Christopher Titus: Moscow Marjorie Traitor Greene and The FART Team
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ Slap Трамп Down, Judge! ♬
  • Patrick Fitzgerald: ♫ Rainbow Connection (The Lawyer, The Porn Star, and Me) ♬
  • The Late Show: How Трамп selects his jurors
  • Alex Wagner: Трамп antics already backfiring on his criminal defense as no one trusts him to behave
  • Jimmy Kimmel: Worries about Трамп and MAGA media cries rigged trial
  • Chris Hayes: Трамп forced to hear mean tweets about himself in court
  • Tommy Campbell: Sleepy Don—Трамп mocked for courtroom nap
  • Stephen: Трамп falls asleep in court & Трамп the historian
  • Bruce W. Nelson: ♫ A Song to Make Conservatives’ Heads Explode ♬
  • J-L Cauvin: The Dotard is buying OJ Simpson’s white Bronco

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