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by Lee — Monday, 4/12/10, 7:57 am

Some breaking news this morning:

BOTHELL, Wash. — The Seattle Times printing facility in Bothell was evacuated this morning due to a strange odor that made some workers feel sick.

The incident happened around 6:30 a.m. just off 120th Avenue NE, near NE 195th Street. At this point, officials don’t know what the odor is or where it is coming from.

They have not activated a full hazmat response.

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  1. 1

    Deathfrogg spews:

    Monday, 4/12/10 at 8:18 am

    Maybe its that acrid, sulfurous odor that always seems to hover around corruption.

  2. 2

    LaborGoon spews:

    Monday, 4/12/10 at 8:36 am

    After removing the Editorial/Opinion pages from the press, the smell dissipated and work continued.

  3. 3

    Troll spews:

    Monday, 4/12/10 at 8:42 am

    A witnesses recalled seeing a pale, bearded, middle age man dressed only in a robe and slippers running away from the scene, muttering the words “I did it for you, Darcy!”

  4. 4

    sarge spews:

    Monday, 4/12/10 at 8:51 am

    @ 2. Actually, upon further review, it was the recap of the Mariners road-trip that stunk up the place.

  5. 5

    N in Seattle spews:

    Monday, 4/12/10 at 9:47 am

    Ah, so Frank and Ryan dropped by to inspect the place, eh? From what I hear, red ink has quite the stench.

  6. 6

    MarkS spews:

    Monday, 4/12/10 at 10:15 am

    Must be the crap that passes for news.

  7. 7

    MikeBoyScout spews:

    Monday, 4/12/10 at 10:18 am

    Off topic

    MoveOn.org has a video up.
    Dave Reichert: Unfit to Lead

  8. 8

    Vince with Slap-Chop spews:

    Monday, 4/12/10 at 11:50 am

    pot smoke….

  9. 9

    Brenda Helverson spews:

    Monday, 4/12/10 at 3:32 pm

    Damn! N in Seattle beat me to it!

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