I just finished playing soccer at Twin Pond Park in Shoreline. No bears, but lots of rain.
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Bears are cool. I can’t believe one has moved from Magnolia to Shoreline. Leave the little fella alone and let him find his own space. Great story.
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That’s amazing that it made it that far through the city. Hard to believe that there’s enough open space left to do that…
But a bear just royally fucked up a band that I’m friends with (with their drummer specifically). After a show in Carson City, the members of the local band I Dekay hit a bear crossing the highway with their van, damaging it badly enough that they were forced to cancel their show the next night in Sparks. Nobody in the band was injured, but the bear was nowhere near as fortunate.
Yay for the bear! Bear 2, Humans 0. Wild animals belong in their natural habitat. Cities don’t belong anywhere. Bears were living here long before Seattle showed up, and the bear is merely returning to its roots. Meanwhile, Mr. KlyniKal Klown is returning to the goat shed.
It reminds me of the time there was a cougar in Discovery park. At first they said the eyewitnesses mistook a big cat for a cougar. Then they searched for it an couldn’t find it. Finally, they found it and they still could not figure out where it came from.
Here kitty, kitty….
@6 Don’t forget the caymans in Green Lake. Why, Seattle is a veritable Big Game Preserve, soon to rival Kenya.
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That was the one they wound up calling “D.B. Cougar”, right?