– Donald Trump sexually assaulted E. Jean Carroll and will almost certainly be the Republican nominee. It won’t be less obvious that he’s a serial sexual assailant than the last two times he ran, but this time there’s a jury verdict, too.
– Trailhead Direct is back starting this weekend. So ignore your mothers and go hiking.
– I was following the legislature pretty closely, but I missed the law to protect trans kids from their estranged parents. Good work from the legislature.
Get fucking vaccinated or boosted if you’re goddam eligible.
We’d be better off if Trump had been re-elected.
@1
Timing is comedy gold
Hallie Biden provided essential services to CCP when she swallowed the semen of her dead husband’s brother.
Of course she was due an under-the-table payment. She was under the table when she fellated Hunter.
Barack Hussein Obama II was born in the United States on August 4th of 1961 at 7:24 pm Hawaii-Aleutian Standard Time.
https://obamawhitehouse.archives.gov/sites/default/files/rss_viewer/birth-certificate-long-form.pdf
Change my mind.
@ 4
Why did the Hawaii state registrar have a Ph.D.? Is it because it was in Critical Hawaiian Dance Studies and a government job was the only one she could get?
BTW I wonder how the application of Queen YLB’s kid for proctoscopy assistant school is faring. I hope the practical experience he received at the Dumbfuck Rabbit household was useful to his list of relevant work participation.
G-clown takes a permanent AGI reduction for being the valid excuse for anti-gay slurs.
@5,
Why didn’t you spot the Chinese bamboo fibers and the use of the felt tip pen for one of the signatures*?
Are you compromised?
Blink once for “yes” and twice for “no”.
DEEEP STATE!
*Felt tip pens were not available in Hawaii until 1965!
proctoscopy assistant school
No kid would dare be caught dead somewhere where you’re a patient..
After all the ass cheek spreading you’ve done for “the cause”? Ick.. nasty..
I have an original copy of an intercept of the digital transmission of the Indonesian birth certificate from 1961. And I’ll pay anyone a million clams if they can prove it’s a fake.
It’s data. So you know that has to be real.
@9,
I know all about data.
Did you find yours in a file folder labeled “fake compromising data”?
Asking for a friend.
CENTRAL ISLIP, N.Y. (AP) – Today it was discovered during criminal arraignment that Republican Representative George Santos was actually not a human being at all, but was in fact an intricately decorated, incredibly realistic fondant cake.
@5 Hey everyone, what’s up with kreepshit’s weird obsession with university-level dance studies? Should we call the police?
@6 That’s expensive “free” speech. But what’s up with West Virginia? They must be desperate for a coach, because any other coach would be fired for that.
@11 These charges are for stealing campaign donations, falsifying reports, and stealing unemployment benefits. I assume ripping off the veteran trying to save his dying (and now dead) dog will be a different grand jury, a different jury, and a different prison after he serves his sentences for the above.
Ron DeSantis apparently was “too busy” sticking it to China to notice the $5 million sex abuse verdict against Trump.
https://www.rawstory.com/desantis-trump-verdict/
Coal defender Joe Manchin, who made his millions as a coal broker, is holding all EPA nominees hostage until Biden rolls back coal plant emission standards.
https://www.rawstory.com/us-senator-manchin-a-democrat-says-he-will-oppose-all-epa-nominees/
Breaking but not shocking news: James Comer (R-KY) has no evidence that Joe Biden received foreign payments, was influenced by payments to his son, or that any payments to Hunter were illegal.
https://www.rawstory.com/james-comer-2659991386/
@14,
Flight risk?
Actually, if you cut through all the FAKE NEWS scare tactics and DEEP STATE manipulations, passenger air is one of the safest ways to travel! 😀👍🌈❤️🍰
@15,
“Acting” is just as good.
When I applied at Panera Grill I even left it off and they didn’t say a word.
DOJ are some cold ass mofos.
The day my cosponsored bill to recover stollen Covid unemployment funds is coming to the floor I’m win a courtroom charged with, among other things,
Stealing Covid unemployment funds.
Seems the critics have started to notice.
Car and Driver released the best EVs And #14 & 15 aren’t where a the company that once had the market segment all to themselves want to be.
Of the Tesla Model 3 (14) they said, “Scrutiny of our own long-term Model 3 as well as multiple test cars has shown that build quality is so-so.”
And they danced right up to calling the Model S and overpriced fake luxury item. “The Model S also has a six-figure price tag that just doesn’t jive with its mid-luxe interior, especially compared with the Lucid and BMW’s deluxe cabins. We think the Tesla’s odd yoke-style steering wheel compromises the driving experience, too, but at least a regular wheel is once again available. Still, the 2023 Model S remains the brand’s flagship, offering access to its most up-to-date software and Tesla’s advanced—albeit somewhat dubious—AutoPilot hands-free driving mode.”
The fucking Neanderthal probably has the Heterosexual Neanderthal virus snd gonna kill the wife and kids one day.
I feel so sad for the other unserious twat. He tries so hard to say hurtful things to y’alls and y’all’s response is to laugh at him. Every damned time! Repeating the same mistake over and over again is called “the ego effect”. Easy to see why he is so afflicted with that.
He’s just not very good at this, is he? Always a fail. Has to suck to be him. But that’s why I’m here, to help him so that being him doesn’t suck so much. .
Nother:
https://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/maplewood-cop-charged-with-possessing-child-pornography/article_cd1c5a6c-ef3e-11ed-8c8f-9b71cf8a8276.html
DARE officer periodically assigned to schools who is “beloved” by his fellow Blue Centurions and serves as his union Treasurer. And whacks it on-duty to pics of sexy-sexy toddlers.
But no drag show.
@22,
Hey man!
What about me?
Inflation slowed for a 10th straight month in April, a closely watched report on Wednesday showed..
The Consumer Price Index climbed 4.9 percent in April from a year earlier, less than the 5 percent that economists in a Bloomberg survey had expected. Inflation has come down notably from a peak just above 9 percent last summer,
Cheaper prices for airline tickets, new cars and groceries including eggs and produce helped to pull inflation lower last month..
In an important shift, prices for some services slowed — a positive for the Federal Reserve, which has been raising interest rates to slow the economy and wrestle inflation lower. Central bankers have been watching services costs carefully in part because they have been proving stubborn.
stock prices jumped in response to the data as investors — who tend to prefer lower interest rates — greeted it as good news for the Fed.
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/10/business/economy/cpi-inflation-april-economy.html
Bideflation helps everyone ‘cept degen trolls who now are very, very sad.
At HA, Hunter’s dick pics “touch” kreepshit only.
Ladies! Leave your man and just be with the woman – your lives will be much easier. You don’t need to be groomed by the true Groomers. The men do nothing for you, shouldn’t you realize that they are useless pig Neanderthals that will only end up killing you, your child, and/or Fido.
And stay clear of the horseface MTG, shes got the disease after passing thru the vaginal canal.
Men have The Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus. But there are many Heterosexula Neanderthal Ladies with the Virus, because it is sexually trasmitted and groomed into the woman.
Call 1-666-YOU-DEAD before YOU DEAD.
https://lawandcrime.com/crime/man-kills-wife-and-her-live-in-girlfriend-in-house-they-shared-then-walks-into-police-station-to-confess-love-triangle-murder-police/
Car Moron @ 19
Car and Driver released the best EVs And #14 & 15 aren’t where a the company that once had the market segment all to themselves want to be.
Er, did you notice that it was an alphabetized list of vehicles, and that no #1, 2, 3… rating was mentioned anywhere in the article?
V comes after T in the alphabet, and it’s why VW was last.
You didn’t notice, did you?
You didn’t. Moron.
Hey Girls! Let’s see your Pom Poms. I can show you mine!
https://apnews.com/article/cheerleading-coach-molest-california-florida-tennessee-north-dakota-563cb693b643f2177611e6cabf20000a?utm_source=ForYou&utm_medium=HomePage&utm_id=Taboola
The Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus strikes again….but this time no death. They should learn from this experience and never marry a Neanderthal Groomer, they could die one day, or have their kids and pet pussy cat dead one day.
Call 1-666-YOU-DEAD
Taxpayer Moeny – Trillioins being spent on the Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus.
https://apnews.com/article/florida-execution-duane-owen-226bc78a88ed0456b3e284c37eeb18ca?utm_source=RecoReel&utm_medium=articlePage&utm_id=Taboola
We need small Government!
Watch out for that book! It’s got groomy words in it! Ban it!
https://apnews.com/article/peru-extradition-natalee-holloway-van-der-sloot-cf4ee3ad43233ac98ea63f92e4ba59bd
And just another typical day elswhere in the Heterosexualcentric world, the Heterosexual Neanderthal diseas is costing more taxpayer money. Screw the womenz, someone could just breed’em some more, but the money! This has to stop!
This is happening waaaaaayyyyyyy to often, but who knew! Next.
The Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus is just normal fun!
https://apnews.com/article/idaho-murder-trial-doomsday-plot-mom-8e372101a69af09b24e1c65b0ed29da1
Don’t look now – we have books to ban!
@ 24
Inflation slowed for a 10th straight month in April…
Not core inflation. Core inflation remained at 5.5%, which was higher than expected.
It’s why the Fed is leaving open the possibility of more interest rate hikes, girlfriend.
There’s one place to lay the blame, and it’s at the feet of the corrupt, incompetent, senile, fossil of a president who keeps lying about cutting $1.7 trillion.
My friend Puddy’s oldest son received his Florida bar acceptance yesterday. Everything he said about his two sons is true. On top of that, his wife is a very beautiful woman.
IMO, both Puddy and YLB have very good reasons to be proud fathers and husbands.
The fascist troll @31 has nothing compared to those two.
@ 32
I hope Puddy is faring well.
Not core inflation
LOL! Once upon a time a sad troll said core inflation DROPPING didn’t matter cuz’ gas and food.
Now it dances to a different tune cuz any moment the Manchinema IRS will knock on its door.
33,
Hope in one hand and shit in the other. Tell us which one fills up first, traitor.
The reason that mendacious violent freak no longer posts is because it suffered an aneurysm from too much accumulated Republican grief and humiliation.
Puddy’s in an AFH in Shelton being spoon fed pureed peas and cult-aporoved meat-like porridge.
Wages of sin.
House Republican Report Finds No Evidence of Wrongdoing by President Biden
After months of investigation and many public accusations of corruption against Mr. Biden and his family, the first report of the premier House G.O.P. inquiry showed no proof of such misconduct.
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/10/us/politics/hunter-biden-house-republicans-report.html
So…No wrongdoing vs. guilty of defamation and sexual assault.
“But, both sides…”
@35 for years its stock-in-trade was every always wrong wing klownspiracy that came down the pike.. It spewed every one ad nauseam..
But after a very half-hearted stab at the dominion rabbit hole it gave up.. it had run out of gas.
shilling mindlessly for a repuke pathological liar, con-man and serial rapist was a bridge too far apparently …
good riddance..
no proof of such misconduct….
knock, knock, knock..
Manchinema IRS detail calling for doktor kreepshit…
we have questions about certain items on your tax return, doktor kreepshit.
who keeps lying about cutting $1.7 trillion.
Every repuke tax cut – passed through budget reconciliation is a lie kreepshit.
Have any of them been “paid for”? Of course not. They’re all favors to billionaire funders.
yawwwn.. you’re so fucking tiresome..
During his news conference, Mr. Comer acknowledged that Hunter Biden would have been far from the first relative of a president or vice president to try to make money off the family name.
He invoked Billy Carter, the brother of former President Jimmy Carter, who visited Libya and received a $220,000 loan; and Jared Kushner, Mr. Trump’s son-in-law whose firm has received hundreds of millions from Persian Gulf nations.
“This has been a pattern for a long time,” Mr. Comer said. “Republicans and Democrats have both complained about presidents’ families receiving money.”
However, Mr. Comer has conceded that he has no interest in investigating Mr. Kushner’s conduct.
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/10/us/politics/hunter-biden-house-republicans-report.html
No investigation of Jar Jar and the BILLIONS it got from Bonesaw? I’m so fucking surprised.
Only 59% of Democrats think the incompetent, unlikable Momala is ready to lead.
DOCTOR Jill Biden knows a useless cunt when she sees one. It’s why she didn’t want Momala on the ticket.
As unlikable as Momala is, Democrats still prefer her to the unqualified homosexual:
Whether Momala or Mayor Pete, when Biden kicks the bucket there will be a cocksucking president. Although to be fair to Mayor Pete, he didn’t do it for career advancement.
Somebody needs to tell RFK, Jr. to STFU or we’ll take care of him, too!
Democrats eager for her departure need to realize that Gallego is far from guaranteed, especially when hundreds of thousands of illegal aliens stream over the First Vegetable Joe Biden’s porous southern border.
This happens to people as they age. Why, sometimes Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit doesn’t know whether to use towelhead or gook to describe some foreigners.
Democrat leaders with severe cerebral impairment:
Biden
DiFi
Fetterman
Nothing to see here. Move along.
hundreds of thousands of illegal aliens
There’s nothing illegal about seeking asylum from persecution in this country..
As there is in “the country that can do no wrong”…
However, in that country, they have had an interesting way of dealing w/ that “problem”..
It’s called a “concentration camp”..
a cocksucking president.
At one time the degen troll claimed it’d halfway happily support Jared Polis for Prez..
now somewhat less happily after the kreepshit found out from yours truly what the Gov does behind closed doors.
heh.
@41
And when the choice comes down to:
Joe Biden and a weak VP or a Fascist who STILL doesn’t accept a free and fair election AND is a sexual abuser AND is facing felony tax evasion charges in New York AND felony election interference in GA….
Which states flip and which say, well I better go with the latter because Kamala isn’t ready.
The PAAAAAAAAIIIIN!
@50,
Hey man. It’s like I keep saying,
“Don’t compare me to the Almighty.
Compare me to the alternative.”
Those other guys are a real mess. 😎
a cocksucking president.
David Miranda, husband of Glen Greenwald, has passed from complications of a gastrointestinal infection. He was recovering from sepsis but the damage was done and he paid the cost.
He was a stand up guy. Was orphaned at an early age and taken in by a neighbor who had 4 kids of her own and in poverty, in one of Rio’s favelas.
Courageously stood up to the UK government who detained him, called him a terrorist and threatened to lock him up indefinitely. They failed.
Served on the Rio de Janeiro city council alongside Marielle Franco, an open lesbian who was assassinated in the streets for her outspoken views against authoritarianism and in support of LGBTQ rights.
When an openly gay congressman vacated his seat due to death threats, David Miranda didn’t hesitate. Miranda stepped into his seat and never stopped seeking justice for Marielle Franco and opposing the ugly Bolsonaro regime.
Miranda’s proudest accomplishment, however, was adopting 3 orphan boys like himself and being a father to them.
Fellow HA’ers we have in our midst, a homophobic, transphobic troll who has spewed here its admiration for the abomination that is Jair Bolsonaro.
Tonight the ugly, degenerate kreepshit of widbee will toast to the untimely passing of David Miranda who could have risen to be President of Brazil. Not even Miranda’s enemies had a bad word to say about him.
https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/09/americas/brazil-david-miranda-died-intl-latam/index.html
So the OTHER GOP candidate for President has some amazing ideas like….raising the voting age to 25.
The very serious minds of the GOP.
‘People aren’t showing up to work,’ South Florida workers already feeling heat of immigration bill
https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/people-arent-showing-up-to-work-south-florida-workers-already-feeling-heat-of-immigration-bill/
>> Pass the popcorn
“Some of the finest Americans are Klansmen.” – Tommy Tubbervile, more or less.
Corollary to the “Don’t matter what they did off the field if they can play” rule.
A Colorado school board was taken over by Trump-loving conservatives. Now nearly half its high-school teachers are bailing.
https://www.insider.com/colorado-school-district-taken-over-conservatives-driving-away-teachers-2023-5
The board has adopted a conservative teaching standard and argued against mental-health resources.
American Birthright calls out project-based learning, inquiry-based learning, social emotional learning, current events, civic engagement, and any teaching that promotes diversity, equity, inclusion, or social justice as harmful to learning.
>> Voters are getting what they deserve. Sucks to be a school child.
@31 “There’s one place to lay the blame, and it’s at the feet of [etc.] …”
Really. If you look at an inflation chart, you see inflation beginning to take off the instant Biden was sworn in. He must have ordered it. What happened in preceding months and years had nothing to do with it.
@36 And yet Comer is still going on TV hemming and hawing that there must be a pony somewhere in the straw. Even Maria Bartiromo is losing patience with him.
https://www.rawstory.com/hunter-biden-2659998709/
@39 Just 14th Amendment them, and let them take him to court.
The best thing for Biden that could happen would be for the court to twist itself into a pretzel saying a statute overrides a constitutional amendment in order to plunge the U.S. into a stock market crash, recession, and high unemployment. He’d then have all the political capital he needs to neuter the court. Even some Republicans would be clamoring for “court reform.”
McCarthy would like that, too, because the enraged public would blame the justices instead of him for the economic carnage a default would cause.
It won’t work out that way, though. I’m guessing there’s only a 1%-2% chance the justices would uphold the debt ceiling law if it directly collided with the 14th Amendment.
@41 What’s the percentage of Democrats who would vote for Trump or DeSantis before they’d vote for Harris, if those were the choices?
You see, doc, there’s a difference between open-ended polls that ask voters for their preferences, and a ballot that makes them choose between “this one or that one.”
@44 “Be prepared” is actually two words, unless you write it as “beprepared.”
@47 Biden’s doing great for a vegetable. Just ask Putin.
@53 “Republican presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy wants to raise the voting age to 25 or require ‘civic duty’ stipulations for younger voters.”
Does this “civic duty” qualify?
https://images4.alphacoders.com/620/620790.jpg
Ramaswamy is too young to remember how 18-year-olds got the vote, because he wouldn’t be born for another 20 years.
The voting age was 21 until people decided “if you’re old enough to die in Vietnam, you’re old enough to vote.” The 18-year-old vote exists because of these guys. I dare Ramaswamy to try taking it away. He won’t get a single veteran vote.
Cant fucking people just stay the fuck home……if you go to Bangladesh then fucking stay there for crying out loud.
https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/least-two-cases-drug-resistant-ringworm-infections-found-us-cdc-says-rcna83918
Were they asked why they wouldn’t want someone else? Are you going to surmise or assume it is because it’s that the someone else is less qualified, as you apparently are inferring.
Could it be that they don’t think Joe should replace his current and past running mate? Like maybe they have some integrity and loyalty to the current individual. Is that too hard for you to understand.
You are quick to draw your own conclusions…..kind of like finding someone guilty before proven guilty. Like I’ve said you are a man without convictions and you pretend to understand everything in your little world of delusional thinking, not because you really are delussional but because you like to rewirtie history and sway the truth. As always – you are never right in life.
The real sibling in your family who should have killed himself is you. Like you’ve said about the Biden Family, the wrong son died. You must feel guilt and project that about your own family on the Biden family.
Screw Puffy, the Pussy. (maybe that comment will bring him back from the Dead the fucking Neanderthal Heterosexual he is whom hates his own gay family members in NYC).
You must speak of The Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus (STD)
@58
Well I was all in but after they didn’t even offer Tucker a tube of KY or starting off with just the tip I need to watch what I say. I can’t be the one going all in on the “this investigation proves…” unless it really proves it. Also, I can’t afford the civil suit.
The real sibling in your family who should have killed himself is you. Like you’ve said about the Biden Family, the wrong son died. You must feel guilt and project that about your own family on the Biden family.
Well said. Bears frequent repeating. Psych 101 projection in many ways.
So he took a plea deal that included that he admit that he committed the crime. That’s Brazil. There’s no extradition with Brazil and I NEED Representative Santo’s vote.
No I don’t think the guilty agreement reflects badly on my party. What a stupid thing to suggest
Daniel Penny should be given a public service award.
Now you need to carry a gun to buy Bud Light beer.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/bud-light-controversy-leads-to-couple-assaulted-in-ontario?ref=home
@70 How about an all-expenses-paid trip to upstate New York?
Good Morning Ladies,
Stop marrying the Groomers. These fuckers will kill you one day. They suffer the Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus (STD). And not just yourself but your bastard child and probabaly even Fido.
Call 1-666-YOU-DEAD
https://fox8.com/news/husband-kills-wife-in-fairview-park/
They should rank the most miserable deaths by The Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus (STD)
https://definition.org/miserable-american-cities/?spadid=44013042&spcampid=8991810&utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=def_us_d_taboola_101789_8991810&utm_content=3660408631&sppubid=associatedpress-apnews&cpc=NY-OHunRzpbZUh6-v58KHwo6JJmI4RqGijh9f2RMBMk=&tblci=GiAD3aErwaQiVJ_x99GhavU9LYCLXKbfycZDNYRmXDN9BSDVvlook7jl3pHZldvuAQ&spcid=5111b88e68c8f540cbf5210a14d1c34e&d_cpc=MC4xNzE3#tblciGiAD3aErwaQiVJ_x99GhavU9LYCLXKbfycZDNYRmXDN9BSDVvlook7jl3pHZldvuAQ
@70,
It was actually kinda cool.
They taught us that hold in MCMAP at SOI. But all you could really do was practice and fuck around.
I really wanted to see if it actually worked. It took longer than I expected. But sure enough. It worked alright. I can’t get over how weird it felt to feel that dude take his final breath. It felt very powerful to be able to make that choice and then to impose it by physical force on another human. Not at all like choking out cats or dogs. That’s actually kind of a let down. But this was really different. I felt more powerful and more alive after.
Would definitely do again.
Hey thanks for your support, man. It means a lot to me. And I really look forward to getting to know all my fans and followers after I get through this trial mess.
Oorah
Semper Fi
Do or Die