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The stock market went up today again. Doc’s 10%-15% correction keeps slipping farther from his grasp with every passing day.
The gap between the wealth of the average retired attorney and that of Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit grows larger with every passing trading day.
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I hope the horses will be okay.
I worry about them when he fucks up like this.
$9.5 million grant to expand broadband on the south part of Whidbey Island.
DSL sucks.
@ 1, 3
Y’all know that this thread will still be active when the BLS reports January jobs data on Friday morning, right?
ADP was a 500k jobs miss.
And Trump will still be your 2024 nominee.
@4 We don’t have that problem here in the city. No horse mature to sweep up after sex, either.
My stocks are making thousands of dollars a day. I’m not part of the Great Resignation. Doc isn’t, either. Neither of us work. We’re capitalists who get paid from other people’s labor.
@5 Nobody wants to work anyway, according to Republicans, so what does it matter? This is a capitalist country. When everyone is a capitalist like us, the monthly jobs reports will be irrelevant, because nobody will need, want, or have a job. Capitalists don’t have to work.
In the midst of a “civil rights protest” rampant open air drug use, prostitution, fighting, public urination and defecation, violent assaults, gambling, drunkenness, sexual harassment, vandalism, and public sex behind dumpsters in alleys.
Am I talking about the CHOP?
Why no, I’m not!
It’s Ottawa FREEEEDUMB!!
The Proud Butter Boys broke into a soup kitchen for the homeless and stole food. A woman was chased for two blocks and had her clothes ripped off. The truckers have broken into private homes to shit on the floors. Homeless people on the street have been assaulted and one was doused with fuel.
Now with 20% more SWASTIKAS! Yet oddly with 100% less Andy Ngo!
Oh Canada.
In western WA visiting friends…..turn on the local news and HO-LEE SHIT – Seattle looks like a complete dump! its worse than before!
I guess being woke means everyone is OK with human shit, needles, and garbage in the streets…..
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I would rather deal with horse manure than human shit and needles.
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“rampant open air drug use, prostitution, fighting, public urination and defecation, violent assaults, gambling, drunkenness, sexual harassment, vandalism, and public sex behind dumpsters in alleys.”
sounds like just another day in seattle….
I always thought part of the fear of trumpers is being treated as they treated others.
If you swapped in Black for White, you can hear the fear and flop sweat.
@13. That reads like a temperance flyer from the 1890s. What’s next, the imposition of Sharia Law?
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That’s just Andy Ngo and Joey Gibson.
Don’t be scared, little buddy. Their just nihilists. Those men are cowards.
I guess being stupid and shit-scared means being liddle maxwipple, strokin’ its leedle popgun and abandoning its “friends” in western wa..
aka being the butt of their jokes.
She/Her/They/Them/It YLB….you either dont have the finances to purchase a home elsewhere..or you are just to scared to make a life change. Or maybe you just enjoy living in a garbage dump of a city? ick.
And if splitting time between our fantastic place in the SW or the other place in Baja Sur makes us “scared”, then so be it….LOL.
Gunned up, squeezed into his Mazda B2200, urine bottle clutched between his knees, and heading to the border to join the FREEEDUMB fighters!
Remember, if you get stopped, DON’T ANSWER QUESTIONS.
Just cite maritime law and tell them you’re a “Yeoman freeholder travelling over the land”.
@13 Why haven’t you left yet? Idaho beckons.
@16 I thought it was little maxie dropping in for a visit on his way to a MAGA paradise.
@18 Like I said …
They must’ve kicked maxie out of B.C., so now he’s going to jump the border and migrate to Mexico, and enjoy himself some cheap housing on a beach.
always good to get the feedback from the substitute traffic-court guy and his mega GE stock. Windfall! LOL
@24 Why does a guy who makes a living digging aluminum cans out of dumpsters and trash bins need stock tips? Just wondering.
Trump either couldn’t or wouldn’t kill the top leader of ISIS. We wake up this morning to learn a “senile vegetable” just did.
“Sleepy Joe” has been busy …
“Last night, operating on my orders, the United States military forces successfully removed … the global leader of ISIS, known as Haji Abdullah. He took over as leader of ISIS in 2019 …,” Biden said from the Roosevelt Room. “Thanks to the bravery of our troops, this horrible terrorist leader is no more.”
https://abcnews.go.com/International/biden-us-raid-syria-killed-isis-leader/story?id=82638736
“In October, a U.S. airstrike in the area killed a senior Al Qaeda leader, Abdul Hamid al-Matar, in an effort that the U.S. Central Command said would disrupt the group’s ‘ability to further plot and carry out global attacks threatening U.S. citizens, our partners, and innocent civilians.’”
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/us-special-forces-conduct-counterterrorism-mission-syria-pentagon-says-rcna14692
In western WA visiting friends…..turn on the local news
translation: whacking off to a poster of Dorky Monson while streaming the Monson freak’s babble from leedle maxwipple’s prepper hovel.
“Thanks to the bravery of our troops, this horrible terrorist leader is no more.”
widbee dimfuk retort: whaboutsoleimani?? soleimani.. soleimani.. benghaaaaziiii???
In 1960, when Ruby Bridges was five years old, she was one of only six black public school children who passed an entrance test devised by the New Orleans Public Schools to keep black children out of the all-white Fitzgerald Elementary School. Of the six, Ruby was the only one to accept transfer into Fitzgerald.
The mob of white supremacists who greeted her on her first day (and nearly every day thereafter) were so violent that state patrol and National Guard were needed to control them and she had to be escorted throughout her school day by a team of U.S. Marshals. Death threats were constant, and she was not allowed to eat any food other than what she brought from home.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ea3yeKyXsAQ5rmU?format=jpg&name=900×900
The people you see in those photographs from six decades ago were almost certainly Democrats and people who (if they voted at all) voted for Democrats.
Today Republicans have passed laws to make it illegal to tell Ruby’s story in school because doing so makes them feel ashamed about their present day racism. At one time Republicans yearned to tell Ruby’s story and show photographs like that one. But that was before Trump and Republican White Nationalism.
Today Democrats are fighting these laws and fighting to tell Ruby’s story.
@30 As the love of Bonzo Raygun’s life would say:
“see all these beautiful white people”…
@30 The middle-aged white women screaming against masks and “critical race theory” at school board meetings are probably the granddaughters of the white women in those photos.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
@31 C’mon now, be fair! I think there’s a brown girl in there, in the upper right corner, just to the left of the blonde girl with pink on her blouse. If you need a grid map to find her, let me know.
I predict states locking up teachers will experience teacher shortages.
It is official now, the GOP and their ilk, i.e., the Trump wing, has gone full clown-car thanks to Rudy’s latest gig.
Trump, Rudy, Palin, all reality show freaks. Is this really what our country has come to? Electing side show freaks?
I hope it was the top ISIS guy who bought it. I don’t give two shits whether he blew himself up or whether the military blew him up, intentionally or otherwise. I don’t give two shits that a bunch of his family went with him.
As we have fewer on-the-ground intel sources we will be less precise in our targeting. Everyone should get used to the collateral damage. No matter who is in office.
Good.
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Trump, Rudy, Palin, all reality show freaks. Is this really what our country has come to? Electing side show freaks?
Meanwhile, the Obamas choose to do their work behind the cameras.
Netflix isn’t exactly Merchant Ivory Productions.
Oh, and then there’s the class that Bill (Jeffrey Epstein) and Hillary (Anthony Weiner) have brought to post-political existences.
Don’t let me forget the $600k annual take Chelsea Clinton enjoyed in front of the cameras for NBC.
And the Cuomo assholes, orchestrated by none other than Zucker and the chick he was fucking and promoting up the ladder at the same time.
Yes, please, tell me more about conservatives and the small screen. Leave out the parts that, were they shared, would keep you from being a hypocrite, Newt.
Roughly 40% of Canada’s truckers, somewhere between 150,000-200,000 of them, are Sikhs.
I read that yesterday.
@37
Hey Dumbfuck, you missed the point (as usual). Both Palin and Rudy wore costumes, danced and sang on stage, and acted like real clowns.
Trump, well, he is just a clown in the first place, an orange clown that is.
Why do you defend them so much? You don’t see me defending the likes of Cuomo, Weiner, or Epstein do you? No, because their actions are not defendable.
@35 “Trump, Rudy, Palin, all reality show freaks. Is this really what our country has come to? Electing side show freaks?”
None of the above currently hold elective or any other office. Two of the above, though, are potential candidates for future employment in government facilities — laundry, kitchen, license plate factory, or whatever.
@37 “Don’t let me forget the $600k annual take Chelsea Clinton enjoyed in front of the cameras for NBC.”
Jealous?
@37 I’ll bet not a single Sikh truck driver flies a Confederate battle flag, paints swastikas on buildings, or steals food from homeless shelters. That’s more of a Superior White Race thing.
@40
True, none of them currently hold elected office. They all did at one time and rest assured, if they don’t occupy a job as you have mentioned, they will be back in full swing in Trump’s revenge tour if he is elected again as POTUS.
Why? Because they are useful idiots to Trump.
They are useful idiots to Putin.
As is Trump.
As is Bob.
@ 41
$600k is not a lot of money.
Still, she did not earn it. And most journalists – experienced journalists – would consider a salary of $600k to be a lot of money.
@41 re @45
Clearly Bob is jealous, no way he could ever make that kind of coin.
He is especially pissed because it was a woman that made that sort of money.
But the thing that really sets him off was it was Hillary’s daughter!
Poor bastard, there is just no justice in life. The horse is going to take a pounding tonight.
By any means necessary.
It’s cowardly to justify it on this basis, but the result is correct.
Hey, and Biden decided going after bad guys is good, too. Y’all sure we didn’t re-elect Trump?
Alabama is watching, no doubt.
First time I have seen “white” as “White”.
@47
Very sure we didn’t re-elect Trump. Simply no comparison between Trump’s treasonous and seditious activities and the actions of Biden.
Apparently you are too in love with your autocratic orange moron to see the differences.
As long as Manchin votes like a Republican when it really counts, the GOP doesn’t need to replace him with a real one.
Remember all the whining from libbies last Fall because Joe Manchin wouldn’t tell them what it is he wanted?
Yeah, that wasn’t true.
Manchin told Schumer, in writing, last July. Then Schumer sat on it – never told Biden. At all.
@45 If we delve into whether she earned her paycheck, then we should also delve into whether you earned yours.
@46 Perhaps we should organize a protest on Whidbey Island. “What do we want? Justice for horses! When do we want it? Now!”
@47 “Y’all sure we didn’t re-elect Trump?”
Get back to us after we find the draft executive orders to DHS and the Pentagon to seize voting machines, the lists of substitute electors, and the phone calls to state election officials to “find” more votes for himself. Oh, and also the kickbacks from Ukraine in exchange for the weapons he’s sending there.
@48 “First time I have seen ‘white’ as ‘White’.”
I guess you didn’t see @42.
10)In Canada, most mayors don’t have control of their police forces. They are at arms length, with the Chief reporting to a Police Services Board. In Ottawa it’s a 7 person board, including 3 councilors, and 3 provincial appointees. The provincial appointees are done by Premier Fords Government.
https://ottawapoliceboard.ca/opsb-cspo/about-board.html
Backwards. Justification is correct. Result is misguided.
I think it’s just about time to open it all right on up, and let all the Do Your Own Researchers find out.
I just recovered from my first Omicron infection. Two days of mild aches, runny nose and sneezing. Twice VAX’d and boosted, I’ve suffered hangovers that were worse.
With Republican voters running dead last for vaccination I think Biden should quit worrying about the fate of people who want an armed insurrection to install a Russian backed puppet regime.
@58 Except they take over ICU beds needed by legitimate victims of the Republican interpretation of the 2nd Amendment and drunks driving home from liquor-soused GOP events.
GOP efforts to overturn elections in Arizona have hit a snag.
The snag is Rusty Bowers, a classically trained artist and sculptor, who is also the speaker of the Arizona house of representatives.
Although a Republican, he’s a Republican with integrity, or at leat one who still believes in democracy. He just killed their election coup bill.
https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/03/politics/arizona-bill-reject-election-results-effectively-blocked/index.html
Not all Republicans are evil fascists. Only most of them.
The same people upset that the mice in the Pulitzer Prize winning book “Maus” didn’t have clothes on, didn’t make a peep of upset about Melania butt naked. Can anyone explain that? /s
@52 Yeah like suddenly a paycheck has to be earned. I wonder how much of the money Trump is getting from the RNC, not to mention his numerous other grifts has been “earned”
Good Morning Bob!
Hey, I haven’t had a chance to peek yet. How’s that BLS report looking?
Was it as gloomy as you had planned? Good thing you shorted your positions in anticipation of a terrible report. That’s so cool you can do that. It’s like you have a crystal ball. Genius.. I guess the market has gone into a big dive this morning as a result, right?
Right?
Bob? Are you out there with us? Bob?
Anybody?
@62
I’m worried about Bob’s poor horse, the last few days must have been really rough for it. The jobs report must have just made it much worse for the poor creature.
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All any of us have to do is keep talking about the book burning and what is in the books they burn.
The shit they are pulling has happened before. Dozens of times. “Anti-communist” purges. “Anti-religion” purges. In 1944 Taft inserted a ban on books about “politics” into the soldier voting act. He famously admitted that he was driven by a fear that “three quarters of them will vote for FDR”. School Boards burned books by German authors during WWI. They picketed productions of Faust.
It always, always brings shame and humiliation upon the book burners themselves. People can’t help but see them as weak and fearful bullies, or reactionary morons being led by bullies. And by showing us their weakness and fear, they allow us all to see very clearly what it is they are afraid of.
We just have to keep talking about the stories in the books they burn.
Art Spiegelman wrote about his father’s survival of the Holocaust as a Polish Jew during Nazi occupation. That’s the story the bullies are afraid of. The story of incredible suffering, strength, and sacrifice woven through one family.