– Yuck. Stay safe if you’re driving in Western Washington and don’t drive if you don’t have to.
– After the Crosscut articles about Downtown revitalization, they’re moving. First Hill is great, and still the urban core. I know.
– I don’t watch Fargo, but I am glad/horrified that it’s relevant.
– Losers for City Council, I guess.
– Listen up. Get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.
Vicious Troll spews:
Well, it certainly seems as if the attorneys for POS Hunter Biden are taking the kitchen sink approach to his defense:
Somewhere in all of that is the DOJ’s verification that every single thing we learned in 2020 about POS Hunter Biden based on his laptop contents was true. The FBI stood silently while 51 partisans falsely claimed it was Russian disinformation.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
1,
Are all valid, non-frivolous, and most are likely to be at least partially successful motions. Must be shocked after seeing what Rapist-in-Chief and his pro bono strip mall lawyers have offered in recent motions.
As the profoundly stupid trust fund troll himself has previously argued in these comments, Weiss did not come from “outside” the DOJ.
The gun charge was declared unconstitutional last year
The use immunity agreement was willingly entered into by the prosecutor before House Republicans ordered him to blow up the plea deal.
Pending the motion for disco, Abbe Lowell is now prepared to show in court that Weiss blew up that deal to appease House Republicans.
At least half of those motions stand a substantial likelihood of success. The profoundly stupid trust fund troll never once came close to batting .500 – including T-ball.
What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:
The FBI stood
silentlylaughing their asses offWhile degen repukes slobbered over dick pics..
At HA, Hunter’s dick pics “touch” teh kreepshit troll only..
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Dumbass coward Weiss blew up a good plea deal (along with his credibility).
How ironic if in the end the only remaining charges he can bring are those the defendant had previously agreed to accept.
“So UNFAIR!!!!” 😭😭😭😭
Cry more please.
Vicious Troll spews:
Looking like it’s over.
Vicious Troll spews:
Sinclair has purchased The Baltimore Sun.
Too bad the publication wasn’t in conservative hands when Marilyn Mosby and her husband were at their most felonious.
What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:
Looking like it’s over.
For the “kick the living shit” thug role model for teh kreepshit’s “grandkids”?
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
I said January.
What month is it?
Good Gawd but it is a beautiful sight to watch this fucking treasonous POS crawl “like a dog” back to Trump after pretending for a year with Fat Midget and Shop Girl.
Trump is the profoundly stupid trust fund troll’s nominee.
He knows precisely how incredibly self-destructive that is for Republicans. He knows how many of his fellow Republicans will give up hope and stay home. He knows how many college educated white women will leave the party forever never to vote for another Republican as long as they live. He knows how much worse all that will get in the coming months as Trump Trial evidence and witnesses comes forward. And he knows how likely it is that some “alt-moderate” Republican like Christie or Haley will run against Trump in November stealing away the rest of the college educated white women.
That’s why for over a year the idiot silently and not-so-silently prayed for Anyone But Trump only to make it into 2024 defeated and crushed.
In less than a year we get to watch the rest of them collapsing into tears right alongside him.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Currently owned by the Texas-Florida based “father of vulture capitalism” who was famous for strip mining the carcasses of media companies he himself had poisoned.
So anything short of naked fascism is now “not conservative” in the eyes of the Trump Supporting Trust Fund Troll.
Mkay.
Charles Schwabb spews:
Over on the previous thread our aster investor again shows he doesn’t have the slightest idea how the bond market works in relation to a weak or strong economy.
Viscous TRO11 spews:
@10,
Saying dumb shit just to get a reaction is pretty much my brand, brah. If I don’t have that, I’ve got nothing.
Clarence Darrow spews:
The GOP likes to talk about a two-tiered justice system. A normal defendant would be spending a night in county for contempt of court but whatever.
Politically Incorrect spews:
“…highly educated coastal elites…”
Your arrogance knows no limits, McFuckhead.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@5 “Looking like it’s over.”
The fundraising is never over until the rubes have nothing left to take from them.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@6 The Baltimore Sun and its parent companies have changed hands so many times in recent years it’s hard to tell who actually ran the newsroom it doesn’t have anymore after laying off all the journalists, but I’m pretty sure none of them were flaming liberals.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@12 Judges don’t like to lock up toddlers. It’s not a good look.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@13 It’s not arrogant to point out that educated people know more than you, although it is unnecessary, as that’s stating the obvious.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
And yet I remain eager to test those limits, even if you clam they don’t exist.
Try this:
YOU LOST. You lost before you lost. And you lost after you lost. And you will continue to lose again.
Because you are a loser.
You’re a loser because you are wrong. We’ve pointed that out to you thousands of times in these comments. And still you’ve failed to correct yourself. Repeatedly and persistently clinging to your own self-imposed myths are what has left you stuck on stupid. And that’s what makes you a loser. And finally why I’m sure you will remain a loser.
Turns out, empiraclly, most people disagree with you.
With YOU. Not with the rest of us posting here in HA. Most Americans disagree with YOU. Now that may not be enough to convince you that you are wrong. You were taught as a child not to jump off a bridge just because all the other kids in Special Ed were doing it. But it ought to be enough to make you reconsider and examine some of your assumptions. But you persistently ignore even that. And choose instead to hide in a bubble of ignorance.
But then you plant your pride in your ignorance, as if therein lies some imaginary nobility of character. Being dumb as a fence post does not confer character or dignity upon you. It just disadvantags you with respect to all the people who are smarter than you. Being poorer does not make you noble. It just makes you poor. You might not be if you weren’t so dumb.
Wise up. Con men like Trump, Trumpism, Bircherism, Ron Paul, and Joe Rogan have been gleefully lying to you and fucking you for as long as you’ve been alive. Not “the libs”. Not “that bitch”. Not “The Blacks”. But every fake “working class hero” you’ve ever put your trust in since the beginning has been straight fucking you.
Your pussy should at least be sore by now.
————–
There. How’s that for your limits?
PI's poor mother spews:
@13 There you are! Give me back all the damned money you’ve stolen from my purse!
@18 loser…loser…loser…loser…loser…loser…loser
He’s more of a loser than you could ever possibly imagine. Being his poor mother, please trust me on this.
Vicious Troll spews:
This reminds me of that one time when YLB thought she might one day become a sports reporter.
There are no flat-chested sideline female reporters.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Just burn all the bingo cards for 2024:
https://www.newsweek.com/kentucky-bill-sex-first-cousins-not-incest-nick-wilson-1861398
Cuz now Republicans are pushing to legalize incest.
Donald Trump Your Only Remaining Option Other Than Staying Home and Drinking spews:
@21,
Is it possible to get in on that without moving to Kentucky?
Asking for a friend.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 21
Cuz now Republicans are pushing to legalize incest.
California already considers sex between cousins to be permissible.
So KY Republicans are pushing to bring KY law into the same realm as existing CA law. CA law could easily be modified if the overwhelmingly Democrat composition of the legislature and the Democrat governor so desire.
Good post. Very well-considered.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 22
Is it possible to get in on that without moving to Kentucky?
Oh, YAZ. Probably in more states than QoS McHillbilly would want us to know about permit sex with cousins. Including @ 23 the largest one, by far.
Doesn’t help Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit any, of course.
Vicious Troll spews:
For most borrowers, Joe Biden reneged on his promise to cancel student loan debt.
Which comes at some relief to the 87% of us who don’t have student loan debt but would be forced to foot the bill for the cancellation had Biden kept his word.
What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:
one day become a sports reporter.
Once upon a time teh kreepshit of widbee played football – too much football…
with its helmet off…
Explains today.. fantasies of being interviewed on the sidelines by chesty eye candy while shoveling shit in the horse barn.
yawwwn.. next?
Roger Rabbit spews:
@18 Joe Rogan’s $100 million contract doesn’t exactly make him “working class.” He’s not struggling to afford housing, feed his kids, or pay bills.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@21 It’s now so hard for Republicans to get dates they’re turning to family.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@24 It’s not me who’s fucking a horse.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@25 “For most borrowers, Joe Biden reneged on his promise to cancel student loan debt.”
No, he didn’t. He kept that promise. Republican justices blocked it. And young voters won’t forget.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Hunter Biden is only in contempt of a couple contemptible congressmen. Trump regards courts with contempt, and the entire Republican Party is in contempt of civilized norms.
Roger Rabbit spews:
How bad is Facebook? Mark Zuckerberg presides over a multiple clusterfuck:
“Facebook was central to the spread of disinformation ahead of the 2016 election and during the early days of the Covid pandemic in 2020. The company has also been in the subject of antitrust investigations and was scrutinized … for its insufficient efforts to combat hate on its platform.”
https://www.cnbc.com/2024/01/17/sheryl-sandberg-says-shes-leaving-metas-board.html
ACAB spews:
Elyria Ohio,
A young mother heard banging on her front door from the kitchen while warming a bottle for her infant. Looking out the window she sees a large force of a dozen or so riot gear clad officers who immediately break down the door and order her to the ground. An explosive device goes off in the room where she knows her infant is waiting for a feeding. Officers are indifferent to her request to check on the baby.
And here’s where cops lie. All the fucking time.
One. Police have been to the house at least twice in the previous theee months and are told that the person they are looking for is the previous tenant and no longer lives there.
That is the person on the warrant that they sent a battalion of officers, knowing that isn’t his residence.
Two. On the official police report officers attest that an incendiary device ‘commonly known as a flash bang’ was detonated outside. Now this is just stupid. A flash bang is designed to disorient someone through the noise and light. We’re the officers trying to disorient each other outside the house?
Residue and parts of the incendiary device are inside the house. It is possible that the outside explosion blew them through the closed window where they were found.
An eventual medical check of the infant reveals the presence of particulates commonly inhaled when in close proximity to a deployed ‘flash bang’ in the child’s lungs.
From the device set off OUTSIDE the house with no window open.
Good work Elyria police. You just bought a lifetime of medical care and college tuition by knowingly storming into the wrong house with unnecessary force. Add in the false arrest of the occupant of the house and what’s the payout?
“Fuck it. We have these BOOM things kicking around and we need an excuse to use them.”
Roger Rabbit spews:
@33 A million dollars sounds reasonable. And it’s time to stop funding these payouts with taxes or insurance premiums. They should come out of the police pension fund.
Donald J Trump spews:
Nimrata is so weak that when deciding who to hire to face off against our adversaries Russia and Gyna I chose her for UN Ambassador. Really need someone to help out with Russia.
(No Republican understands why that is a problem)
Roger Rabbit spews:
Rep. Dan Goldman (D-NY) wants to censure Rep. Elise Stefanik (R-NY) for calling convicted and imprisoned Jan. 6 rioters “hostages.”
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/dan-goldman-elise-stefanik-censure-resolution_n_65a82ba6e4b041f1ce647d77
Personally, I think Stefanik deserves to be censured for equating the hostages held by Hamas with cop-beating subversive criminals.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Another idiot in a cowboy hat: “A Republican legislator in Oklahoma … introduced a bill this week that would allow animal services to remove students who identify as furries from school.”
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/oklahoma-justin-humphrey-furries-schools_n_65a84465e4b00bbb446dbc13
That’s our Whaddabout King spews:
@24
You do realize theirs a difference, just from an optics perspective, between failing to codify something common sense teaches California is wrong and attempting to remove the legal prohibition of the thing common sense knows is fucked up in Kentucky?
Really litter boxes on the classrooms I swear. spews:
@37
Well there goes all the mascots on the sideline.
Maybe that’s it. He was so tempted, like Mike Pence in a room with a woman not his wife, by the sight of a Panther doing push-ups after a score that well, he has to protect himself from the stirring in his loins.
Bet he rubs one out to Thundercats cartoons on the regular. He’s got a thing for the Big Red…
Dog
Don’t be the Horse’s Catcher spews:
@38
Enumclaw.
California assumes people aren’t fucking their cousins so there’s no need for a law. Kentucky probably has an issue with people fucking horses too. And it’s our god given right to pork our first cousins in a barn in Convington, Lexington and Bowling Green.
Roger Rabbit spews:
MTG says the quiet part out loud: “Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) Wednesday suggested that pregnant women should be forced to give birth to ‘fill jobs’ and solve the ‘population growth problem.'”
https://www.rawstory.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-abortion-fill-jobs/
Conservative priorities are always about cheap labor. Every. Damn. Time.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
23, 24,
Gosh I’m mortified.
It didn’t honestly occur to me that of course the Trump Supporting Trust Fund Troll would be the nearest local expert on whichever states allow him to fuck his cousins.
How could I have missed that.
Really good post.
He really got me.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Notice the timestamps on those posts.
The Trump Supporting Trust Fund Troll either, for some really totally “normal” innocent reason, already had previously looked up which states allow him to fuck his first cousins and had it handy, or he knew it from memory.
Good gawd.
A-1 spews:
Demorat-Pfizer Party Of Vax Mandates & Chickenhawk Warmongers News – Demorat-Pfizer National Committee Special Announcement By Co-Chair Xi Jinping; “Glorious Chinese Scientists Discover Electionvirus-‘24, We Now Fix Trump Real Good!”
—————————-
Amid elites’ talk of ‘Disease X,’ Chinese lab debuts mutant coronavirus with 100% kill rate in humanized mice
Chinese scientists in Beijing have crafted a coronavirus variant called GX_P2V that kills humanized mice 100% of the time, largely with late-stage brain infections. The scientists indicated their mutant virus “underscores a spillover risk of GX_P2V into humans.”
https://www.theblaze.com/news/chinese-lab-debuts-mutant-coronavirus-with-100-kill-rate-in-humanized-mice
Roger Rabbit spews:
“A Canadian man who posted conspiracy theories on social media claiming the government was deliberately starting wildfires has pleaded guilty to starting 14 blazes that forced hundreds of people from their homes.”
https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/17/climate/canada-conspiracy-theorist-arson-wildfires-intl/index.html
The integrity of climate denialism on display …
Roger Rabbit spews:
@43 Maybe he got turned down by all his cousins and the goat before resorting to the horse.
Roger Rabbit spews:
The legal system takes another “hostage”:
“A Florida man was sentenced to five years in prison after pleading guilty to three felonies, including assaulting a law enforcement officer during the Jan. 6, 2021 attack on the Capitol. The Justice Department (DOJ) announced the sentencing of Kenneth Bonawitz, a 58-year-old ‘Proud Boys’ member, whom DOJ described as ‘one of the more violent January 6 rioters.’”
https://thehill.com/homenews/4415052-florida-man-sentenced-prison-assaulting-officers-other-charges-jan-6/
Republicans would have you believe he’s being persecuted for his political beliefs.
Roger Rabbit spews:
In 2022, a Republican won a Central Florida state house seat by 11 points. He vacated the seat to take over a state college, and last night a Democrat won it by 2 points. That’s a 13-point erosion of GOP support.
https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4413475-democrats-flip-florida-state-house-seat-special-election/
Roger Rabbit spews:
First year law student tries to read into record a document not admitted into evidence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qj9EKklX9U
Viscous TRO11 spews:
This morning unemployment claims are now lower than they were before Trump’s deadly pandemic.
Bidenflation touches me every night while I’m sleeping.
Dark Brandon spews:
The Republican nominee at 2 am this morning:
“A PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES MUST HAVE FULL IMMUNITY, WITHOUT WHICH IT WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM/HER TO PROPERLY FUNCTION. ANY MISTAKE, EVEN IF WELL INTENDED, WOULD BE MET WITH ALMOST CERTAIN INDICTMENT BY THE OPPOSING PARTY AT TERM END. EVEN EVENTS THAT ‘CROSS THE LINE’ MUST FALL UNDER TOTAL IMMUNITY, OR IT WILL BE YEARS OF TRAUMA TRYING TO DETERMINE GOOD FROM BAD. THERE MUST BE CERTAINTY.”
Totally normal. Very “presidential”.
Here’s the thing: Republicans are now arguing that you cannot prosecute a former president for acts committed while in office unless he/she has first been impeached in the House and then tried and convicted in the Senate.
But… Republicans are also now arguing (as they previously argued for Richard Nixon) that once a president has left office they become a private citizen. And the Constitution gives the Senate no authority to try a private citizen – and doing so violates separation of powers.
So according to this latest formulation to protect criminal rapist Trump, every outgoing president gets a few weeks of The Purge right before inauguration day to just go crazy with rubber gloves, goggles , and a chainsaw.
I like their style. 😎
Donald Trump Your Only Remaining Option Other Than Staying Home and Drinking spews:
It’s nothing to worry about:
https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-red-spotted-hand-photo-1861630
Just bloody stool.
Dark Brandon spews:
Old white guy dancing?
Or Alzheimer’s patient fighting with nurse?
https://www.rollingstone.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/trump-cognitive-test.jpg?w=1581&h=1054&crop=1
YOU be the judge! 😎
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
49,
It should really go without saying that NO other lawyer representing NO other such defendant gets this kind of patient deference and assistance from the court.
I get why these judges are treating these cases and this defendant so differently than the usual shitty treatment facing the accused. But the media are really failing to tell that important part of this story.
Compared to normal order in these courts, these judges are tying themselves in knots to treat this defendant and his larping clown 🤡 lawyers with a level of care and tenderness that is completely unheard of.
Any other trial you pull that shit and the judge immediately interrupts, rules your presentation out of order, informs you that your presentation is now concluded, orders you to be seated, and calls the opposing side to present. Remain standing and say one single word and you get a single warning. Say another word and you’re fined. Get fined and your firm docks you double.
Politically Incorrect spews:
End the Empire before it ends us!
Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:
Fuck me.
Habba should be paying Kaplan for the free legal education that she obviously never had. At least a few times this morning she attempted to address the court while seated. At one point she attmepted to enter the well without first obtaining permission. And I’ve counted six times that Kaplan has had to order her to sit the fuck down and stop talking.
Trump ought to be retaining new counsel. But at this point it’s not clear that he can afford it. He isn’t paying Habba. He’s in arears with six other firms and lawyers. He’s being sued for non-payment. He’s facing dissolution of his businesses in New York state. His sources of loans have been frozen and are all now essentially under water. And the campaign grift mill has begun to go dry on him.
He’s going to lose all these cases very badly.
Just like he lost re-election in 2020.
Just like he will lose the election in 2024.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Or not, apparently.
That went well.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
As near as I can tell the entire morning can be very effectively summarized as the following:
Carroll’s lawyer: Objection
👉🏼Judge Kaplan: Sustained
Carroll’s lawyer: Objection
👉🏼Judge Kaplan: Sustained
Carroll’s lawyer: Objection
👉🏼Judge Kaplan: Sustained
Carroll’s lawyer: Objection
👉🏼Judge Kaplan: Sustained
Carroll’s lawyer: Objection
👉🏼Judge Kaplan: Sustained
Carroll’s lawyer: Objection
👉🏼Judge Kaplan: Sustained
etc. for three hours followed by
Habba: No more questions.
Judge Kaplan: Ms. Carroll, you are excused.👈🏼
Real Perry Mason performance. Top notch.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 48
In 2022, a Republican won a Central Florida state house seat by 11 points. He vacated the seat to take over a state college, and last night a Democrat won it by 2 points. That’s a 13-point erosion of GOP support.
The Florida legislature was redistricted, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, and this one was moved east. Most of the special election votes came out of Orange County, and they were sufficiently heavily for the Democrat that he prevailed over the other, GOP-leaning county’s tally.
For the 2022 election the 35th was on the gulf coast of Florida. See the map on the left:
https://ballotpedia.org/Florida_House_of_Representatives_District_35
That’s GOP stronghold territory.
Beginning on election day 2022, the district was moved east – map on the right of that link. Florida’s Atlantic coast is more heavily populated by Democrats, and the district is close enough to the Atlantic coast that it now leans Democrat.
So in a thinly voted election in a distict moved to favor Democrats, your candidate won by a few hundred votes. GLWT in November, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.
Vicious Troll spews:
Last week HA Legal Eagle Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit opined that he saw nothing wrong with Fani Willis’ misdeeds, in which she hired and then overpaid an unqualified lawyer to prosecute Trump, all while fucking him and enjoying the financial benefits of all of the excess cash she showered on him.
Seems a judge disagrees with the HA Legal Eagle.
LEGAL
Judge in Trump’s Georgia case orders DA to respond to allegations of impropriety
Dumb cunt’s gonna dumb cunt.
Viscous TRO11 spews:
What else can I say?
I’m huffing as much hopium as I can.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
It’s called an evidenciary hearing.
When an attorney in a case set for trial files a motion before the court, the court does not just “take their word for it”, and then rule into the void, even if that’s pretty much the way all Republican LAPTOP/SPACE LASER/HUGO CHAVEZ conspiracies work for Republicans.
The judge orders parties to file response and then schedules a hearing to examine evidence and hear testimony. The mere filing of a motion alone does not, and cannot trigger a response (“you’re not the boss of me”). Only the trial judge can order a response. Parties are obligated to respond to the court, not the opposing counsel and their bullshit tantrums. And the scheduling of deadlines for replies and hearings is based on the judge’s discretion and the court calendar. It offers no indication at all about the quality of the motion or the court’s understanding of the motion.
So in other words, not only is this routine, a bunch of it is being handled by the court clerk, not the judge. And the only thing about it that the profoundly stupid trust fund troll ought to have noticed is of course something he was too stupid to notice. That the hearing for Roman’s motion has been scheduled for AFTER the previously scheduled Jan 31 hearing in Cobb County over the unsealing of Wade’s divorce. Get ready for another disappointment, MAGA.
Vicious Troll spews:
Bloviation. Say, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit does that, too.
His SCOTUS picks sure were.
The money guys aren’t afraid of Trump. Four years of Bidenflation stupidity focuses the mind.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 62
Get ready for another disappointment, MAGA.
Or for Wade’s contract termination and Willis’ recusal.
Say, why did Wade meet with attorneys at the White House, anyway?
Vicious Troll spews:
Fortunately for the GOP, my corrupt, incompetent, senile fossil of a president is failing at both.
Iowa caucusgoers see immigration as more important than the economy, AP VoteCast says
Iowa’s not close to the southern border: 26 hr (1,630.3 mi) via I-35 S
Just think how voters in, say, Arizona and Nevada feel about the illegal alien problem and Biden’s intentional disregard of his responsibilities on the southern border.
Relatedly:
Trump wipes out Biden’s lead with Latino voters in 2024
Vicious Troll spews:
NYT reporting on some questions asked of jurors by Judge Kaplan:
Roger Rabbit spews:
Omitting a deadname from a candidate filing is disqualifying, but inciting an insurrection is not.
Oh wait, an Ohio elections board got it half right.
https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-politics-and-policy/trans-candidate-facing-disqualification-now-cleared-run-omitting-deadn-rcna134582
P.S., the next time Republicans complain about Democrats trying to keep Trump off the ballot, remind them of the Republicans trying to keep transgender Democrats off the ballot.
What’s good for the goose, is good for the gander.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@63 A deregulation-loving banker who doesn’t want to be named tells us Trump doesn’t mean what he says (except when it comes to deregulating banks).
Wonderful. Opinions you can trust.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@65 “Iowa caucusgoers see immigration as more important than the economy, AP VoteCast says.”
Until they don’t have a farm economy because there are no immigrants working on their farms.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 67
P.S., the next time Republicans complain about Democrats trying to keep Trump off the ballot, remind them of the Republicans trying to keep transgender Democrats off the ballot.
Powerful argument, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit. One is totally just like the other.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@70 I would never argue that being disqualified for failing to list a former name on candidate filing papers is “totally like” inciting a violent insurrection.
I suspect you wouldn’t, either, but we won’t agree on which is more serious.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Trump isn’t paying Alina Habba for her representation in a personal matter, but Trump’s campaign and a political action committee are. Isn’t this illegal? Using political donations for personal expenses?
In any case, Habba has collected over $2.5 million in legal fees, with six months of billings still in the pipeline. And online wags are suggesting she use the money to go to law school.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Apparently being in federal prison is upward mobility for this Jan. 6 “hostage” — good food, a gym, free classes. He wants to stay.
https://www.rawstory.com/brandon-fellows-2666997653/
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
David Cameron:
I’ve already told my American colleagues: you spent 10% of the defence budget, which allowed you to destroy 50% of Russian weapons without a single American life being lost. This is a remarkable result,”
Putin is a fraud just like Trump.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
“We have records of 24 governments funneling millions into Trump properties and into Donald Trump’s pockets while he was president, all in violation of the U.S. Constitution.”
“Despite the attempted cover-ups, we can still prove that Trump and Jared Kushner were making national security decisions while he and his family were getting bribed and paid by the same foreign powers,”
Biden loaned his kid his truck.
Tan suit.
Birth certificate.
Election fraud.
Chelsea got married.
Fist bump.
Penis thrusting.
Lather.
Rinse.
Repeat.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Seriously guys. It’s not syphilis.
https://youtu.be/_2XEg-khkaM
It’s just some bloody stool and an ill- fitting diaper toward the end of a very long, rough day on the road.
Bank Debankety Bank gonna Debsnk You. spews:
Careful ladies the Heterosexual Neanderthal virus will do more than just debank you.
Yeah, it’s me! G!
Can we please clear my IP addresses from being debanked! This isn’t China you Maoists!
Roger Rabbit spews:
@75 You left one out:
Trans person leaving deadname off candidate filing: Disqualifying
Inciting insurrection to overthrow government: Not disqualifying
Just ask Doctor Dumbfuck.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Trump filed his brief in the Colorado case today. Congressional Republicans also filed an amicus brief today. Links to the brief can be found here:
https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/18/politics/14th-amendment-supreme-court-trump-colorado/index.html
Trump is arguing the president isn’t an “officer” for Section 3 purposes. Might as well throw that one out there; it costs nothing to do so. He’s also disputing the Colorado court’s finding that he “engaged in insurrection.”
The amici, led by Ted Crud and Steve Scalise, argue the insurrection ban can’t be enforced without authorization by Congress. Given the makeup of the Supreme Court, this might get traction; SCOTUS could say the Congress that adopted the 14th Amendment enacted legislation to implement it (later repealed), evidencing intent that Congress will decide when and to whom Section 3 applies, and it’s currently inactive and Congress would have to reactivate it before any state can apply it. I’m not saying that’s the right conclusion, I’m only saying it’s an outcome we possibly could see.
Hunter spews:
Bob has always been obsess with sex, I’m sure incest and horse fucking is his forte.
Roger Rabbit spews:
“’Kevin Morris’s massive financial support to Hunter Biden raises ethical and campaign finance concerns for President Joe Biden,’ Comer said in a statement.”
https://www.rawstory.com/hunter-biden-kevin-morris-impeachment/
Here’s Morris’s testimony to Farmer Jim’s committee:
“A friend of Hunter Biden’s who loaned him about $5 million testified to House investigators Thursdays that he received no political quid pro quo for the cash, according to officials and reports. Hollywood lawyer Kevin Morris told the Oversight committee that the money was given to help a newly sober friend he thought of as a ‘brother,’ the Messenger reports. ‘The witness himself poured cold water on the idea that he acted to benefit the Biden campaign,’ writes Stephen Neukam.”
But wait, Farmer Jim Comer also has this damning information: Hunter Biden “attended a wedding at the White House, and went to the White House’s Fourth of July picnic.”
FINISH HIM!!!
Roger Rabbit spews:
Here’s a law even King-In-Waiting Trump would love: “A court of appeals in Thailand has handed a political activist … a record sentence for the criminal offense of insulting the monarchy, giving him a 50-year prison term ….”
https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/court-appeals-thailand-hands-activist-50-year-prison-106484303
Satan spews:
End the Empire before it End Us.
Dude doesn’t realize he’s been toast for the last 10-20 years, it just takes time and doesn’t end as abruptly as he would think.
Diego spews:
We don’t just pick strawberries, we have hammer and nail and we make your houses. White boy lazy, have video game to play.
We also cook and you buy our food, again Americans too lazy.
Capitalist spews:
@84 Clearly you don’t understand how capitalism works: You do all the work, we get all the money.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Nikki Haley is establishing herself as the “hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil” candidate.
E.g., what sexual abuse? Also, what racism? What slavery? What insurrection?
A-1 spews:
Demorat-Pfizer Party Of Vax Mandates & Chickenhawk Warmongers News – Diversity Is Our Greatest Strength, White Replacement Progress Report, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqyUAtzS_6M&t=21s
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This week, Angel Mom Tammy Nobles and Brian Claypool, her attorney, announced a $100 million wrongful death lawsuit against Biden’s DHS and HHS for freeing into the U.S. the illegal alien MS-13 Gang member now charged with Hamilton’s murder and rape.
“Her murderer was apprehended at the border in 2022 and they just allowed him to enter, they didn’t make a phone call, they did not check his criminal record in El Salvador, and it’s crazy how he ended up from Texas to living in the same trailer as my daughter,” Nobles told Fox News. “It’s just mind-boggling how that happened.”
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2024/01/17/angel-family-of-kayla-hamilton-sues-joe-biden-for-freeing-accused-illegal-alien-ms-13-killer-into-u-s/
Roger Rabbit spews:
There are lots of possible ways to label this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTYAdAG7d5w
For example,
1. “She should consider law school. She did a great job of cross-examining the HR people, who took the Fifth.”
2. “How an employer gets a bad reputation in one easy step.”
3. “This is what loyalty and hard work gets you.”
But the one I like is,
4. “Nobody should work. Everyone should be a capitalist. Then they can’t do this to you.”
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
78,
The one I left out was this guy:
https://www.stlmag.com/news/sports/inside-info-rally-runner/
Double top secret undercover FBI plant according to that idiot troll of ours.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Before you invest in Tesla stock, you should listen to the customers.
Fwiw, Tesla’s year-to-date stock chart looks like a water slide.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
MAGA Death caucus slunk away in abject defeat again tonight.
House Republicans postponed their collective budget suicide until March now.
Lots of histrionics and self-cutting but mostly just another anguished cry for help 😭😭😭
“But the next time I think she really means it”
Jeffries be like: “Fuck that. I’m not talkin’ to her. That bitch crazy. YOU talk to her.”
Jacoby and Myers spews:
@58
This is quite the headline, from the noted commies at Business Insider:
Roger Rabbit spews:
@91 “House Republican leadership announced that the chamber would vote on the two-step stopgap bill Thursday afternoon, rather than Friday morning, rushing to the floor as Washington prepares for a Friday snowfall.”
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4416370-shutdown-funding-house-biden/
Taking no chances with
climate changeweather.JP Morgan Chase spews:
Here’s where we point out that about every three months since January 2021 Jaime Dimon has given an ‘explosive’ interview about the recession that is guaranteed to happen in the next few months.
November 2023
March 2023
December 2022
October 2022
January 2021
April 2020
Why do we keep that guy who keeps being wrong?
Just your average citizen spews:
@66
So, normal juror disqualification questions about whether someone may or may not have prejudged a case.
Have you really never been on jury duty?
I once got a sidebar as a potential juror for refusing to answer a question in a product liability case. I told the judge that I worked for a plaintiff lawyer lemon law firm and that were I to answer the question defense council asked I would have said, “I spend 40 hours a week trying to get the well funded army of attorneys representing defendants to respond to simple requests, chasing paperwork. So my natural instinct is the defendants lawyers are kind of, pardon the language scumbags. I don’t want to taint the entire jury pool in the room with my opinion.”
I did not have to serve on that jury. The story I told was partially true. It was a college part time job from over a decade when I brought it up.
Well Duh spews:
@95
An example of questions you would ask a potential jury in:
The Tim McVeigh case, “Do you feel that the Federal Government is brain controlling the people?”
iPhone copyright case, “Do you thing Steve Jobs is the most creative, brilliant inventor of our times?”
The People Vs. OJ Simpson, “Do you have any expertise in foot and hand wear?”
Buffalo Mass Shooting, “DO you feel that White people are generally more trustworthy than Black people?”
Roger Rabbit spews:
“Nikki Haley says she’s been a proponent of congressional term limits ‘for as long as I can remember.’ But she added that she thinks ‘Congress is never going to vote for term limits.'”
https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/haley-town-hall-election-news-01-18-24/index.html
Maybe because SCOTUS has already ruled such a law would be unconstitutional? This is right there with Vivek’s proposal to limit voting to citizens age 25 or older: There’s a little thing called the Constitution, also known as “the supreme law of the land,” in the way.
Racists gonna racist spews:
@65
note the date. There is plenty of time for someone to say a few more things.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@98 An Oklahoma extremist’s legislative effort to brand Hispanics, er, he means “undocumenteds,” as “terrorists” isn’t going over well, even with his GOP colleagues.
https://www.aol.com/news/proposed-oklahoma-bill-single-hispanic-195533269.html
This is the same guy who introduced a bill to require animal control agents to remove “furries” from schools.
EvergreenRailfan spews:
Greyhound as a brand is fast disappearing. Today Greyhound’s parent, FlixMobility handed off Greyhound routes in Oregon to FlixBus operated by MTR Western. Next month, will be all Washington routes except Port Angeles-Seattle. Actually makes sense for Flix to do this, as tgey already partnered with MTR Western to operate in the PNW before they bought Greyhound. The previous situation was how Flix grew to dominate the German market shortly after a long-standing prohibition against Intercity Coach operations was repealed.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Steve Bannon is already calling for MAGA Mike to be beheaded.
And MTG says she will bring a motion to vacate.
And it is still only a Thursday.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@101 Assuming Mike likes his job, wants to keep it, and isn’t eager to be publicly humiliated and driven out of Congress as his predecessor was, worse things can happen to Democrats than Mike needing Democratic votes for political survival.
EvergreenRailfan spews:
101)With their majority even thinner.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Hey, while we’re firing college presidents, let’s fire this one! At least Claudine Gay is a professor. This guy has no experience in academia whatsoever. He does, however, have a very loose relationship with truth, objectivity, and critical thinking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWJAJEo_ki4
Roger Rabbit spews:
This man is crazy. Certifiably nuts. Very delusional. He must be high on mushrooms or paint.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h38eRoxFwnk
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
102, 103,
If he wants the job then he knows it comes with strings. He has to buy Democrats votes the same way he bought votes from degenerate pedophiles like Gaetz, Santos, and Boebert.
Only Democrats won’t be bargaining for suspension of ethics investigations like ultra MAGA Republicans. Democrats will be bargaining for Ukraine aid, expanding the child tax credit, student loan forgiveness, and paying for it by eliminating carried interest and stepped up basis.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
105,
Ambition and ego are like powerful drugs for some politicians and CEO types. And they can produce powerful delusions.
Just look at Fat Midget.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
95,
The judge and the attorneys owed you for that one. Not that many jurors are that astute. And you saved them losing a full day and having to start over with a new pool. Depending on the case, paid witnesses, etc. that’s a lot of money.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
After attempting to sell the Mich GOP headquarters out from under them, Mich GOP Chair Kristina Karamo has now removed board members and is suing and seeking injunction against the rest. State party commissioners who oppose Karamo have filed countersuit. And the party hoping to contest President Biden’s re-election in the coming months has only a few thousand dollars remaining in their bank accounts.
https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/politics/2024/01/18/kristina-karamo-gop-faction-sends-cease-and-desist-letters-to-opponents-michigan-republican-party/72270015007/