Good morning! Here are some things:
– Lots of you are newly eligible for the COVID-19 shot. I am jealous. Find your location to get your vaccine here.
– Wash your hands right now.
– The restored library in Snohomish is going to open soon.
– There are a lot of confounds, of course, but I would rather have Washington State’s economy than Idaho’s COVID-19 rates if there is a tradeoff.
– When the evictions start happening after the moratorium ends, it will be good that Seattle tenants will have attorneys.
Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:
The Biden Administration is getting ratio’d so badly on YouTube that it asked YouTube to remove the public “dislike” selection.
Not quite as scientific as the polls Steve is so fond of posting. But still funny.
Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:
This one’s for you, G-clown:
As a candidate Mayor Pete called for Ralph Northam’s resignation. As lapdog for First! Woman! President! Jill Biden Mayor Pete licks off Northam’s boots the very shoe polish that Northam used in that blackface photo.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
What?
No “target”-“subject” updates?
I’m 😲!
Another one bites the dust.
Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:
This country would be in far better shape if led by a Warren/Mayor Pete administration than it is being led by the women Jill Biden and Mom-ala.
No wonder G-clown hates women. Those two kept his beloved Mayor Pete off the ticket. Well, that and Mayor Pete’s inability to overcome his racist history as mayor of a mid-size town in small-state Indiana.
Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:
Another one @ 3 bites the dust.
Biden decides to shelve Warren’s wealth tax
It was that same sidestep that caused him to trip and fall on the stairs.
Higher prices for gas and lower returns for employee pension funds. He might not be able to get it up anymore, but First Vegetable Joe Biden can still effectively fuck YLB’s kids in the ass.
Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:
1. @RepDebDingell and me.
2. Does AOC know that she’s using the same complaint about First Vegetable Joe Biden’s border opacity as the the one Republicans are using?
Rashida Tlaib
@RashidaTlaib
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Don’t fall for it.
@amazon
invited
@RepDebDingell
and I, but then called the police on us after we waited patiently for over an hour to tour the facility after workers complained about conditions.
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I see the Amazon guy is borrowing the “we invite you for a well in advance, prescheduled tour to show you how great the conditions are” from the ICE and CBP playbook twitter.com/jaycarney/stat…
Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:
All clear for someone to re-create “In The Line Of Fire“.
SCOTUS Rejects Anti-Gun AG’s Request In 3D Printed Gun Case
Roger Rabbit spews:
No rational person or rabbit would trade lives for Idaho’s low wages. The state is full of Nazis, and now it’s a hotbed of viral disease, too. Best to drive around it or fly over it.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@2 “As a candidate [Trump called Ted Cruz’s father a terrorist.] As lapdog for [Trump, Cruz] licks off [Trump’s] boots the very shoe polish that …” etc.
ftfy
Roger Rabbit spews:
@4 Sez the troll who voted for the worst candidate possible, thereby contributing to the avoidable deaths of over 400,000 Americans, not counting any who might have died when he was an active medical practitioner.
Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:
@ 9
And Mom-ala called Joe Biden a racist motherfucker.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@5 Who could oppose ending off-shore tax havens? Well, Republicans. Personally, I think people who refuse to pay taxes to this country shouldn’t be allowed to live here. If they claim a tax haven as their residence, they can live there.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@7 Hardly a surprise to anyone who’s ever heard of the Progressive Magazine case. Very difficult to get prior restraint past the court. Every law student knows that.
The solution is to make “ghost guns” illegal and subject to the same penalties as imposed on black people who cast provisional ballots.
https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/461388-woman-given-5-years-in-prison-for-voting-hits-unfair-system-after
Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:
@ 12
Personally, I think people who refuse to pay taxes to this country shouldn’t be allowed to live here.
I pay NIIT every year, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit due to my investment earnings. You don’t.
Get the fuck out.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@11 Sez the troll who votes for racist motherfuckers.
Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:
The dude who beat the shit out of an Asian-heritage woman in full view of useless “security” guards in NYC has been arrested.
You know how the rest of the story goes. Don’t you. Steve.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@16 Would never happen on Whidbey Island, for the same reason that nobody fucks horses on Manhattan Island.
RedReformed spews:
@16. No. Is it where greedy racist incel cos-patriots attempted a coup to over throw the democratically elected government and kill cops in the process?
Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:
@ 18
I see the average IQ of this morning’s HA commenters has suddenly fallen by 20 points. Welcome to the conversation, The Even Bigger Fucking Moron.
Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:
It’s really too bad that Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit lost those precious GE dividend dollars. He could have used some of them to buy VIAC.
Call it a bet on Catherine Herridge.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@16 I’ll go out on a limb and predict his parole will be revoked. That’s as safe a bet as predicting a certain horse’s ass won’t be left unmolested. The horse is not in Manhattan; it’s on a different island.
G Fucking Money Charity Giver spews:
The Biden Economy is so fucking incredibly amazing. Unbelievable! How the fuck could anyone pull off this miracle. The best economy ever! Even better than George Washington’s and Abe Lincoln’s. Unfucking belieavble.
Only a sick horse fucker would try to ignore it, wasting away the Pom Poms and short skirt skirt.
RedReformed spews:
On MSNBC they were covering the trial of the George Floyd murder, yet on Fox News they were covering the border wall to wall and how horrible the conditions wer for the poor defenseless migrant children.
“Bob, people are saying that those poor defenseless beaner children are being so terribly mistreated because Biden is in such mental decline and the vice president is a woman and you know…. whisper…. black. God emperor trump put each of the baby taco heads in one of his empty condos in trump tower before he had them dumped back across the border in the middle of the night.
Next on fox, is Biden more a turnip or a cabbage. We ask our panel. Since nothing of interest is happening in Minnesota. Nothing at all.”
G Big Money Giver spews:
Any day now – the Dow will be at 50,000! 50 fucking thousand!
Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:
Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit @ 8
Regarding Idaho, the daily COVID-19 numbers are slowly declining on a daily basis and are well below where they were 14 days ago. On March 17 the 7-day average for new cases was 315, and now it’s 283. In early January that number was 1,000+.
You’re a fucking clown, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit. A provable liar, and a shitty one at that.
You’re a fucking clown, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.
G Fucking Money Charity Giver spews:
Quote of the Day!
G Big Fucking Charity Money Giver spews:
A sick horse fucker (doctor nun the less) would think buying a homeless person a meal for $18.00 is bragging.
But I do understand, for someone that wouldn’t think to give them a dime to eat would think that it’s bragging.
Maybe if I gave the guy a fucking thousand dollars – maybe that would be bragging.
What a pathetic fuck….pathetic horse fucker.
Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:
Following on @ 25
Meanwhile, Washington state’s COVID-19 numbers are trending upward.
On March 17 the 7-day new case average in WA was 718. Now it’s 932.
Washington’s new case average is up 30% in the last two weeks. Meanwhile, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit lies about Idaho, where the new case average is down 10%.
Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit is as stupid with numbers as he is with financial investing.
Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit is a fucking clown.
Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:
@ 27
In which G-clown brags, again, not only about buying a guy a meal, but now we also get to hear about how much he spent on it.
If every commenter on HA posted twice about donating 18 bucks somewhere, there wouldn’t be any room for political commentary because the server would be full of silly 18 buck donation spews.
You are a very small man, G-clown. You embarrass your parents on a daily basis.
G Money Big Charity Giver! spews:
Bob is pretending to care about Asian People now. I mean he cared less when The FuckHump stirred up the bee’s nest to release all the hate.
Pathetic Horse Fucker he is
G Fucking Money Charity Giver spews:
If you paid attention and you can go back and look….I mentioned the $18.00 in my Brag, you cheap mother horse fucker
G Fucking Money Charity Giver spews:
And we know how many less there would be because you are here….you’d bring down the average, it would take quite the hit.
G Big Fucking Charity Money Giver spews:
All COVID-19 numbers are trending upwards you ass wipe.
Florida had the greatest number or concentration of variants….eat that Gaetz boy.
G Fucking Money Charity Giver spews:
Bob’s true colors come out every day….he’s pure Red. Red like Nazis.
Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:
Michigan 7-day average 5,409
Michigan 7-day average on March 17th: 2,570
Upward trend: +110%.
So please, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, tell us @ 8 more about the disaster that is Idaho, in which daily cases have been trending downward by 10% in the past two weeks.
You’re a fucking clown, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.
Newt Hoenikker spews:
@34
I can hardly wait to read Bob’s version of Mein Kampf. I think he has spewed enough here to have a self-compiled version.
It is pretty clear Bob think Hitler was just a pussy and he could do much better given the chance.
Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:
@ 36
Half of my spews have been to keep Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit in check. I didn’t see you giving him any pushback when he recommended GE shares to you, bootlicker.
You can Kiss Mein Ass, Newt. You’re certainly put in the time butt-smooching Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, and can probably use the variety.
Roger Rabbit spews:
“The Wisconsin Supreme Court struck down Democratic Gov. Tony Evers’ statewide mask mandate on Wednesday, stripping the governor of one of his last remaining tools to curb the spread of the coronavirus as the state stands on the precipice of another surge in infections.
“The conservative-leaning court ruled 4-3 that Evers violated state law by unilaterally issuing multiple emergency orders to extend the mandate for months. It found that Evers needed legislative approval to issue more orders after the expiration of the initial 60-day mandate he issued in August.”
https://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory/wisconsin-supreme-court-strikes-mask-mandate-76789029?cid=clicksource_4380645_3_heads_hero_live_headlines_hed
Roger Rabbit Commentary: And, of course, that approval won’t be forthcoming from a gerrymandered legislature (in which a party that got 46% of the votes ended up with two-thirds of the seats) controlled by the Party of Anti-Maskers, whose elected representatives are afraid of their own voters, who value FREEDUMB above life itself.
I’m sure glad I don’t live in Wisconsin. I’m not worried about me; I’ll mask whether the law requires it or not. I just don’t want to be around all those Republicans with death wishes and a determination to take as many other people with them as they possibly can.
Have you noticed that Doctor Dumbfuck doesn’t live in Wisconsin, either? He’s a troll, but he knows better than to live in a state run by the kind of people he votes for.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@37 Glad to see I’m keeping you employed outside the barn. The horse thanks me.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@25 Be patient. It takes a little longer for the U.K. variant to infiltrate the backwater places nobody ever visits. You’ll get your dead bodies if you wait a bit, given that Idaho is an anti-masker, anti-vaxxer haven.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@28 Social distancing occurs naturally in Idaho.
Newt Hoenikker spews:
@37
I asked for his thoughts, not his recommendation. Did I buy any GE shares? Have I ever indicated I purchased any shares of any stocks by anyone recommending them here on this blog? No is the answer to both questions.
Seems the only recommendation given by RR was to you to short GE stock, which you didn’t (and lost a chance at a great profit). Tell me again who was the moron about GE stocks? We can hear your horse snickering at you.
I would tell you to go fuck yourself and shove your stocks up your ass but it is full of horse cock.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
Way to “own the libs”, Bob.
What’s the other half?
Pimping Krugerrands?
Oh right. The other half is the Brony Porn.
Excellent use of your “retirement”. Please continue!
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
“Happy to announce that NC-11 was awarded grants from the U.S. Department of Health & Human Services.
-Appalachian Mountain Community Health Centers was given $2,458,000
-Western North Carolina Community Health Services Inc. was given $4,622,375”
-Rep. Madison Cawthorn
@RepCawthorn
In other news:
“The era of big government is over!”
Thanks, Bob.
We could never have gotten here without your help…
…and all the “Locker Room Talk”.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@43 $595 for 1/4 oz. of gold? Today’s spot price is $1,708/oz., so you’re paying that seller a markup of $168, or 28.2%, for a die-stamped likeness of Trump (more if these Trumperrands are just gold-plated pot metal). Put another way, a Trumper falling for late-night TV ads exhorting him to “buy gold!” as a hedge against the hyperinflation that never came will instantly lose 28% of his investment. I’ll bet Doctor Dumbfuck already has a boxful of Trumperrands because he likes to look at the pictures on them.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@44 Cawthorn won’t be the only Repuke hypocrite bragging to his constituents about the federal money he voted against pouring into his district. They all will.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Rep. Gaetz told his constituents he voted against the human trafficking bill (the only member of Congress to do so) because it was “too much big government.” We now know the real reason.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
Hey Bob.
I’m told Matt Gaetz played some minor league ball too.
Maybe you two crossed paths?
Stay gold, Brony Boy.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
46,
Let ’em.
They’re out there selling and celebrating our success!
That’s good for us.
It’s very, very good for us.
Not only does it show their constituents that Democrats are better at this shit than they are, it also gives their next Democratic challenger a whole bunch of effective attack ads.
It’s the equivalent of Yankees players donning Red Sox hats and cheering for them in the Series.
G Money Big Cahrity $18.00 spews:
Not only a possible crossing of paths, but two pathetic failures in life.
G spews:
Population of Idaho ranks 44 of 50 States, with 19.5 people per square.
Doctor Dumbfuck is a Dumbfuck of a Doctor, aside from Horse Fucker
G spews:
@36 – “It is pretty clear Bob think Hitler was just a pussy and he could do much better given the chance.”
he’s like Cybil Shepard though.
G spews:
Roger once again….we are on the same wave length….I ready @40 and @41 after typying @51.
The dude really is a natural Dumbfuck….I don’t think anyone could act dumbfuck so naturally. It’s a wonder how he ever was able to read an x-ray.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@51 Yeah, he’s a dumbfuck, so we have to explain to him that it takes work to come within contagious distance of another human in Idaho.
G spews:
Making his parents proud. But the horse is ok with it…as Roger said the horse is happy he spends his time here.
Roger Rabbit spews:
“A group of 13 Republican state attorneys general sued the Biden administration on Wednesday, arguing a provision in the $1.9 trillion relief bill signed earlier this month is unconstitutional.
“The lawsuit filed in federal district court in Alabama is challenging a component of the American Rescue Plan Act that would prohibit states from using billions of dollars in federal aid to offset any tax cuts, calling it ‘one of the most egregious power grabs by the federal government in the history of the United States.'”
https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/545837-state-republican-ags-sue-biden-administration-over-relief-bill
Translated into English, they’re upset that they can’t hijack federally-provided relief funds to give tax cuts to their buddies instead of using it to pay for testing, vaccinations, and making schools safe for kids.
Roger Rabbit spews:
“House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) said Wednesday that GOP leaders will remove Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.) from his committee assignments if he’s found to be guilty of sex trafficking …. ”
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/545742-gop-leader-says-gaetz-would-lose-committee-seat-if-charges-true
Presumably this means if Democrats voted to kick a convicted sex trafficker out of Congress, which requires a two-thirds vote, all the Republicans would vote “no” and the convicted sex trafficker would keep his seat, he just wouldn’t be on any committees.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
A Deputy White House Chief of Staff put together an RFP for a no-bid contract for COVID supplies. The same day he formed an LLC. And seven days later he awarded the $3 million dollar no-bid to himself.
Oh. Did I forget to mention it was a GOP Deputy White House Chief of Staff?
Did I even need to?
“Grift Fresh with Jared!“
Roger Rabbit spews:
Five years for casting a provisional ballot that wasn’t counted, with no intent to commit voting fraud.
Then what should the Capitol insurrectionists get?
https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/545832-texas-high-court-to-review-illegal-voting-conviction-of-woman-facing-5
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
Now wait just a doggone minute!
That’s not fair!
I’m pretty sure there were at least a few arm-fishing tournaments included, and another half-assed effort to extinguish the tire fire next to the trailer park.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Something’s seriously wrong with a country where (black) people go to jail for casting a provisional ballot that wasn’t counted or giving water to a (black) person waiting in line to vote, while at the same time (white) people who violently attempt to prevent electoral votes from being counted, assaulting and injuring dozens of cops in the process, get probation or fines.
In such a country, not only is proportionality of sentencing lacking, but also racism is rampant.
On the other hand, if the white-supremacist zip-tie terrorists get life in ADX, I’d call that non-racist and proportional to their crimes.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
@37,
Hey Bob!
I could use a little help here!
Roger’s getting “unchecked”!
Newt Hoenikker spews:
@62
Bob is having a sad right now, the horse won’t let him go pound on the keyboard.
That, or he is busy contacting Trump at his new website to complain that he only killed 500,000 ‘Murikans and fell short of his fallen idol.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
63,
Promise he’s still “living his best life” in retirement by “owning the libs” somewhere.
G spews:
Best part of owning the libs is when they drag you by the rope.
Roger Rabbit spews:
“Everyone’s favorite conspiracy theorist Marjorie Taylor Greene, a member of Congress from Georgia, branded vaccine passports as ‘Biden’s mark of the beast’ and ‘fascism or communism or whatever you want to call it.'”
https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/31/world/meanwhile-in-america-march-31-intl/index.html
I suppose it’s asking too much to expect a GOP congresswoman from a hick state to know the difference between fascism and communism, or to know that fascism and communism fought a titanic struggle against each other on the eastern front during World War 2. You gotta expect people from her corner of Georgia (the trailerpark counties) to be ignorant and illiterate.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@62 Is that bad? Need a doc intervention at this point?
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
How ignorant must she be to confuse the two?
Surely Republicans don’t claim to resist economic interventionism? They put a 20% tariff on Canadian lumber. They tried to close the borders to trade. By the time Trump was finally driven from office Republicans had enacted crippling tariffs on over 16% of all goods imported into the US. If you bought anything during those four years, you paid more for it because of a Republican. Republican trade levies and tariffs amounted to the largest tax increase on the US economy as a percentage of GDP since the 1990s.
Those 90s era tax increases balanced the US budget and reduced the trade deficit. The GOP tariffs and trade levies (combined with billionaire tax cuts) blew up the budget deficit and increased the trade deficit.
Republicans are literally too stupid to run things without fucking them up. MTG just proves it every time she opens her mouth.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@68 Now now, even country bumpkins are entitled to representation in Congress. Just not on committees.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Isaac Asimov had an interesting take on democracy.
http://handbill.us/2021/03/31/.....f-the-day/
Roger Rabbit spews:
“Four people, including a child, were killed in a mass shooting at an office complex in Orange, California, on Wednesday …. A fifth victim was wounded and transported to a local hospital in critical condition …. Police responded to a call of shots fired around 5:30 p.m. and encountered gunshots when they got to the scene …. The suspect was transported to the hospital after sustaining a gunshot wound in a shooting with police ….”
https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/31/us/orange-california-shooting/index.html
Guns aren’t the problem, people are. If we ban people, guns could stay.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Cops:
“A former Oklahoma police officer was found guilty Wednesday in the death of his police chief while they attended a law enforcement conference in Pensacola, Florida, in 2019. … Sheriff’s deputies responded to a call about a fight at the hotel where Nealey and Miller were staying for the conference. … Extreme levels of intoxication were involved … and a forensic toxicologist testified that both men had blood alcohol concentration levels about four times the legal limit to drive ….”
https://www.cnn.com/2021/04/01/us/oklahoma-officer-guilty-in-police-chief-death-trnd/index.html
Don’t travel in Oklahoma. The cops might be shitfaced. If they kill each other, there’s no telling what they might do to tourists. Better to fly over or drive around.
Roger Rabbit spews:
The one thing Republicans are really good at (besides killing people) is lying.
https://www.columbian.com/news/2021/mar/31/former-vancouver-state-senator-don-benton-behind-mystery-tax-mailer/
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
Is anybody really surprised that the only Republican in Congress willing to defend PizzaGaetz is Gym Jordan?
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
That document suggested the FBI “became aware of compromising pictures” of Gaetz and another election official involved with “underage prostitutes” during an unrelated investigation into political corruption.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@74 Yes. I thought they all would, because that’s who decrepit the
GOP is now.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
The fifty US cities with the largest police-to-citizen ratios have together spent an average of $300,000,000 in each of the last ten years to settle police misconduct lawsuits.
Defenders of over-policing, “warrior training”, and aggressive, proactive police management systems argue that this is merely another cost of “making communities safe”. They say this while averaging budget increases of 18% annually over the same ten year period, and at a time when serious crime has been historically low and trending consistently lower.
The budget increases paid for kevlar helmets, body armor, MRAPs, grenade launchers, night vision goggles, stun grenades, robots, boats, helicopters, aerial drones, and multi-day military style training in resort locations. In these 50 jurisdictions, on average for every one dollar spent on body-worn cameras, five dollars were spent on military equipment and training.
Police in the US do not do what you think they do.
Follow the money.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@75 I see in the news that Gaetz is having a hard time lining up a media gig. In fact, he isn’t even getting interviews. Fox made clear it doesn’t want him. They have a reputation –however small — to protect.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Maybe Gaetz can get a job cleaning barns. I know of someone who needs a barn cleaner.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@77 ” … kevlar helmets, body armor, MRAPs, grenade launchers, night vision goggles, stun grenades, robots, boats, helicopters, aerial drones, and multi-day military style training … ”
How could they protect us from Trumplicans without it?
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
80,
I’m not talking about prior restraint.
But when armed terrorist groups who regularly train in live-fire exercises and openly amass huge arsenals of deadly weapons tell you they intend to carry out a terror attack at a particular time and place and then show up to do it, you meet them and you arrest them.
No tank required.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
-Jack Johnson
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
Out of an abundance of fairness to GodwinHA, who was once again stupid enough to try to defend one of these freaks, here’s some useful background on the “target-subject” nature of the PizzaGaetz investigation:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/03/31/joel-greenberg-matt-gaetz-investigations/
Gaetz undoubtedly was initially involved in the federal fraud/racketeering/trafficking/corruption charges facing his good friend Greenberg. It certainly appears that Greenberg was actively involved in procuring very young girls and boys via the internet for his friends and then attempting to use that as leverage. It’s likely that Gaetz got caught up in this.
It’s possible that Gaetz was not aware that these young girls were still in high school at the time he was flying them across state lines in order to have sexual intercourse with them.
And it may even be that Greenberg is offering up Gaetz to the feds as a way of gaining some leniency from the FBI and the DOJ.
If all that turns out to be the case, and if Gaetz stops making unfounded accusations against the DOJ and begins cooperating in their investigation of Greenberg and the GOP political corruption extortion racket in Seminole County, he might even get out from under all this.
But that’s gonna be his call.
Newt Hoenikker spews:
@79
Gaetz is too good for Bob’s barn. What Gaetz is best suited for is a lap-dog for Trump. That way he can stay in Florida.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@84 Gaetz isn’t good enough for anybody’s barn. I would call the SPCA on anyone who let him be alone with a horse, cow, pig, or goat.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Let’s review the weaponry of the U.S. Capitol terrorists. They were armed with spears, bear spray, baseball bats, police shields (stolen from police), helmets and body armor, and probably a smattering of knives and brass knucks — but few if any guns.
Why is that?
Probably because D.C. has strict gun laws. Notice they kept the artillery on the other side of the Potomac, outside of D.C.’s jurisdiction.
In other words, gun control works.
Newt Hoenikker spews:
@85
True.
The thing that surprises me the most about Gaetz is not the desire for underage sex, but that it allegedly with a girl. Usually that type goes for little boys…. I’m sure Gym Jordan will “coach” him to strengthen his Republican roots.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
And Kelly Meggs’ outboard motor does not.
Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:
I suppose they could have also said it was about Andrew Cuomo’s sexual harassment troubles. But then everyone would have known it was a joke.
Babylon Bee:
CNN Publishes Real News Story For April Fools’ Day
Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:
Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit attempts @ 86 a joke about guns in DC.
Two people dead, three others hurt in shooting in Southeast D.C.
Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit finds particular mirth in the fact that this seems to be a mass shooting.
Next up: Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit riffs on overdose deaths in the inner cities.
Hunter Biden's crack pipe and felonious firearm spews:
Who’s up for some video of migrant children in CBP custody, sleeping on the dirt overnight, covered in Reynolds Wrap?
First Vegetable Joe Biden can’t watch. It makes it hard for him to digest his Jell-O.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
90,
Tara cares about gun control in DC the way she cares about pre-teen sex traficking among Florida Republican lawmakers.
Apparently “more is better”.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
91,
Tara cares about unaccompanied minors seeking immigration asylum the way she cares about Peter Navarro’s cronies seeking no-bid contracts for defective ventilators.
Apparently “more is better”.
Steve spews:
Face it. When your only friends are Gym Jordan and Marjorie Taylor Greene, you actually don’t have any friends.
Marjorie Taylor Greene Flag of United States
@mtgreenee
Remember all the conspiracy theories and lies like Trump/Russia collusion and propaganda that the media has spread around.
Take it from me rumors and headlines don’t equal truth.
I stand with
@mattgaetz
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
Is she standing? Really?
How the fuck are we supposed to tell?
Roger Rabbit spews:
Republicans would rather let a bridge collapse under you than modify, even incrementally, Trump’s tax cuts for corporations.
https://www.cnbc.com/2021/04/01/mcconnell-says-gop-will-oppose-biden-infrastructure-plan.html
Roger Rabbit spews:
@90 “there appeared to be two groups who had a dispute”
MJT’s and MG’s fan clubs arguing over a parking space.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@90 “there appeared to be two groups who had a dispute”
Republican street gangs fighting over an underage girl.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
A Hill source sent The Daily Beast a photo of a trash bin outside Gaetz’s office as lawmakers cleared out their offices at the end of a recent session. At the top of the heap was an empty Costco-size box of “Bareskin” Trojan condoms.”
Minors.
Children.
When they say “conservative values” they just mean buying in bulk.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@90 “there appeared to be two groups who had a dispute”
Doctor Dumbfuck’s family and in-laws waiting in line at an open-air restaurant.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@99 The kind of people who sift through Republican trash:
https://live.staticflickr.com/3791/14316080851_325ebf8b70.jpg
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
101,
I kinda feel sorry for the fiance.
I mean, chances are pretty good that she’s an all-around terrible person. She met him at
a BDSM clubMar a Lago.Which is kind of a tell (as if dating the freakiest Rapepublican in Congress weren’t). But even an all-around terrible people don’t deserve to have their hearts broken by a corrupt pedophile.
In a way I suppose she’s lucky to have found out the truth before Gaetz obtained a community property right. Also lucky for her Florida is not a palimony state. But even still, she needs a lawyer right now.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
Worth pointing out right now that FOX News had Rep. Gaetz on as a featured guest more than 70 times in 2019 and more than 50 times in 2020. Their star host, Sean Hannity campaigned extensively in-person for Gaetz in Florida as a star attraction at events, rallies, and fundraisers.
Minors.
Children.
Newt Hoenikker spews:
@95 “I stand with
@mattgaetz”
They will stand together in the damn corner with no committee assignments, that’s how you can tell.
Way to go Deep South, elect absolute morons to represent you! Don’t worry, Gym will be sure to send some pork your way since you won’t be effective on any committees anytime soon.
Very severe conservative spews:
“I have had almost four months now without my twitter account,” said former President Donald Trump in a statement on OAN, “during this time, I’ve come to realize how destructive my actions were to other people. I’d like to sincerely apologize for all the harm I’ve caused. Over the last few months, I’ve been reading my Bible more and it has taught me lots of things. I hope you can forgive me.” the President appeared tearful. “I will be removing my hair and selling it in a charity auction tonight. The proceeds will go to starving immigrant children. God Bless.”
Steve spews:
Class act, that Gaetz.
Matt Gaetz showed nude pics of women he said he slept with to GOP members of Congress: report
WARNING: This post contains a Raw Story link.
G Money Big Cahrity $18.00 spews:
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/546094-gaetz-showed-lawmakers-nude-photos-of-women-he-claimed-to-have-slept-with
Weiner is such an idiot…….oh wait – not Weiner……but Bob forgets, just like the incredible Biden Economy. Bestest everest economy.
Fake News! Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake!!!!!
Weep, weep, weep.
G Money Big Time Charity $18.00 Charity Man spews:
@106..
See at 107 for Hill Article (just for Bob since Raw Story isn’t good enough).
G Money Big Time Charity $18.00 Charity Man spews:
@103
Sean Hannity for President!!
G Money giving Thousands to Charity spews:
Maybe that’s where Bob met the Horse too?
G Money Big Time Charity $18.00 Charity Man spews:
When they say Conservative values they mean conserve all the immortality for themselves and nobody else, God Damn it!
Bob would like to add – Stay away from all his horses, they’re all his!
G Money Big Time Charity $18.00 Charity Man spews:
Bob doesn’t speak about the assulated and dead on January 6th. He liked it!
He likes dead cops, booed service members. USA, USA, USA, USA!
G Money Big Time Charity $18.00 Charity Man spews:
Bob didn’t have much time today……maybe the Horse tied him up today.
Ggggggeeee Money! spews:
Almost 3 million doses of the vaccine administered today.
Just imagine if that was the rate when the vaccinations first started in December and January, it would have been pretty apparent that they’d run out an not have enough supply because the Feds didn’t purchase enough up front. The FuckHump didn’t care. Didn’t give a shit. Didn’t buy enough.
Republicans are trying to Sabotage to make Biden look bad, at the expense of the fuckers that voted for them. Say la vie!
You know Bob likes to say that he’s 1 against 50 here, but that wasn’t really true in the past, there were 1 or 2 others, but those 1 or 2 other Trolls…..they’re smart enough not to show their faces here right now. One is still hiding from mom under the couch or bed in the basement.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@102 “But even still, she needs a lawyer right now.”
I thought Rapepublicans hired hitmen, not lawyers.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@110 No reputable horse would hang out in such a place, much less go home with one of the patrons.
G Money Big Time Charity $18.00 Charity Man spews:
Thank You Joe! You are a miracle! The Biden Economy is unbelievable. Huuuuuugggggge! Amazingly the best since the American Revolution! George Washington, that fuck, I don’t like people who crosss rivers in a boat, I like people who can walk on water, like Joe! And Abe Lincoln, another fuck, I don’t like people that get shot in a balcony at a Theater. I mean who gets shot in an Opera Theater, get shot in a gang bang for christ’s sake.
Joe you are the best!
https://www.aljazeera.com/economy/2021/4/1/made-in-usa-manufacturing-expands-at-fastest-pace-since-1983
RedReformed spews:
“@£Rachel Maddow points out Mitch McConnell’s insistence that Republicans will not vote for President Biden’s infrastructure bill, effectively relieving Democrats of having to entertain Republicans proposals that would weaken the plan and still not get any Republican support, and also freeing Republicans to focus on the things they care about, like secret message board clairvoyants.”
RedReformed spews:
Like she points out. If it doesn’t matter if the Democrats compromise with the Republicans, the Republicans are going to vote no, why bother negotiating with them at all.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
117,
One million jobs added in only his second month in office.
Still about eight million short of the non-farm peak in Feb of 2020.
But the key is it’s a big upturn in job creation since Republicans quit caring after their humiliating defeat in November.
Consumer confidence way up. Payroll jobs rising rapidly. Vaccination rates accelerating. Supplier index rebounding. Travel and hospitality poised to return to normal.
Light at the end of the Zoom Hell tunnel.
All thanks to Democrats.
Thanks, JOE!
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
119,
Thus robbing Susan Collins, et al of their “Bipartisan Super Powers” pretensions.
Collins is safe enough, having just won reelection. But what about Murkowski and other moderates? Oh, right. They’ve all quit. None left. And besides, Mitch doesn’t give a shit.
This is Mitch going Full-Trump. He got his court picks and he’s decided his work in the majority is done. He’s no longer going to concern himself with protecting his whip count. And he probably figures AK is a safe enough Red state. So he’s just going to push NC, PA, WI, and GA into the middle of the table. His game is all bluff from here on out.
Elijah SFA McDotcom spews:
Curious about a pattern.
On a Friday morning like this one, after the usual long uninterrupted string of media cycles humiliating Murican “conservatism”, where Tara has been visibly silent, she very often seems to quite suddenly reappear on a Friday Morning OT with a hate-triggered series of seven or eight posts saved up during her sad, shameful interregnum.
Let’s see what happens.