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– Bothell, that lack of parking minimums looks good on you.

– I was crossing 2nd Avenue on foot where there’s a protected bike lane. There were no cars but the signal was giving them the right of way. I was jay walking and the bike was crossing the red. Who has priority in that situation?

– New hate crimes hotline is up and running.

– What cruelty we treat our immigrants with.

Comments

  1. 1

    Biden’s physician takes the Fifth rather than submit to House questions.

    At this point there are very few questions left.

    This is why you got more Trump, libbies.

  2. 2

    The last three road race world champions have each won a stage in the first week of the TdF.

  3. 3

    I can think of one particularly good and logical reason why a billionaire CEO of sound mind would turn his back on his critical responsibilities to his company at a crucial moment in its struggle to survive and go LARPing in politics by launching a new national political party. Im sure you can too.

    Of course, it’s always possible that he’s resumed using massive quantities of Ketamine and weed.

    Either way…

    #TeslaTakedown has already worked

  4. 4

    In its struggle to survive, Tesla’s market capitalization has declined to only $924.73 billion, making Tesla only the tenth largest US corporation.

  5. 5

    Linda Yaccarino, CEO of Elon Musk’s X, announced Wednesday that she is stepping down from the social media platform after two years in the position.

    Her departure comes a day after the platform’s artificial intelligence chatbot launched into an antisemitic tirade Tuesday and invoked Adolf Hitler.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2025/07/09/elon-musk-linda-yaccarino-grok-x/

    LMAO.. gotta luv that elmo.. and its frankenstein monster: grok. like elmo, like spawn..

  10. 10

    I was fine with being a beacon of light to white supremacist. I was totally fine with driving the value of the company into the ground. But I draw the line at MechaHitler.

  12. 12

    the tenth largest US corporation.

    Measured in “memes” and giddy casino “feels”.

  14. 14

    @12

    Always a silver lining in Bob’s delusion.

    I’m sure if he got laid 3 times in one week with a human it would make up for all the sex he has had with the horses, in his mind.

  18. 18

    Yes, time you have to believe me! I’ve got it! I’ve got the proof!

    Really for real this time I have it. I have a dead to rights.

  19. 19

    @1 I wouldn’t answer questions in a star chamber either. I hope the witch hunters subpoena you next, because I want to take a picture of you riding a broom handle.

  20. 20

    @4 Nvidia’s market cap surpassed $4 trillion today, making it the world’s most valuable company. I sure am glad I invested in Nvidia stock instead of gambling on Tesla options.

  21. 21

    @16 You raise an interesting point. Where was Ken Hamm when Texas needed him?

    And let’s not forget where Ted Cruz was when Texas needed him: Vacationing in Greece.

  22. 22

    In today’s episode of “Why Municipal Insurance Premiums Are Going Through The Roof,” I think this police brutality case might settle for $25 million, in that the innocent pedestrian suffered 3rd degree burns from being held down on hot asphalt by Phoenix cops, and then the cops handcuffed him to his bed in the hospital burn unit. It helps his case that he didn’t remotely match the description of the suspect.

    https://www.abc15.com/news/local-news/investigations/man-cooked-on-pavement-files-lawsuit-against-phoenix-police-department

  26. 26

    Hilarious listening to wheelchair governor and other Repuke pols in Texas talking about the flood.

    One said if the city can’t afford to pay for an alarm system then the State would step in…. Hahaha.

    The wheelchair guy babbled like he cared and that something needs to be done for the future – he just left out the thoughts and prayers. I’m sure his thoughts were in the line of building an ark with a wheelchair ramp.

    Now you either spend endless money to cleanup and search for the dead and a warning system for future OR you can do the smarter thing and combat climate change.

    Their words are nothing more than pretending to care.

  27. 27

    I truly don’t understand how Jews in this country can feel that republicans support their well being with all the right wing antisemitism. It’s baffling. Supposedly they are educated but they sure are a bunch of dumbfucks

  28. 28

    @27 You nailed it. Republican voters are dumbfucks. Smart people see through the bullshit and vote against Republicans. They may not like Democrats, but they know voting for Republicans is downright deadly.

    A Republican sees a wall of water coming at him, prays, and then hopes Sky Daddy will save him. Democrats build levees and warning systems. Who’s smarter and lives longer?

  31. 31

    @28,
    Texas Flood is either a debut studio album by SRV or the wrath of God for trans athletes and DEI. I’m really not sure which. Any more than I can be sure that the cartoon wall painted to look like roadway that I’m speeding towards is actual road or looming death.

    One thing I know for sure is that the Holocaust was faked.

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