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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 7/9/25, 8:23 am

– Bothell, that lack of parking minimums looks good on you.

– I was crossing 2nd Avenue on foot where there’s a protected bike lane. There were no cars but the signal was giving them the right of way. I was jay walking and the bike was crossing the red. Who has priority in that situation?

– New hate crimes hotline is up and running.

– What cruelty we treat our immigrants with.

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  1. 1

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 8:36 am

    Biden’s physician takes the Fifth rather than submit to House questions.

    At this point there are very few questions left.

    This is why you got more Trump, libbies.

  2. 2

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 8:40 am

    The last three road race world champions have each won a stage in the first week of the TdF.

  3. 3

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 8:49 am

    I can think of one particularly good and logical reason why a billionaire CEO of sound mind would turn his back on his critical responsibilities to his company at a crucial moment in its struggle to survive and go LARPing in politics by launching a new national political party. Im sure you can too.

    Of course, it’s always possible that he’s resumed using massive quantities of Ketamine and weed.

    Either way…

    #TeslaTakedown has already worked

  4. 4

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 8:58 am

    In its struggle to survive, Tesla’s market capitalization has declined to only $924.73 billion, making Tesla only the tenth largest US corporation.

  5. 5

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 9:07 am

    Linda Yaccarino, CEO of Elon Musk’s X, announced Wednesday that she is stepping down from the social media platform after two years in the position.

    Her departure comes a day after the platform’s artificial intelligence chatbot launched into an antisemitic tirade Tuesday and invoked Adolf Hitler.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2025/07/09/elon-musk-linda-yaccarino-grok-x/

    LMAO.. gotta luv that elmo.. and its frankenstein monster: grok. like elmo, like spawn..

  6. 6

    FKA Hops spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 9:12 am

    @

    You claim to work in the medical field and still don’t understand HIPAA?

    Cool

  7. 7

    G spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 9:23 am

    I guess the Nazi salute didn’t bother her. She must be in it for the Donald.

    https://www.cnbc.com/2025/07/09/linda-yaccarino-x-elon-musk.html

  8. 8

    G spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 9:24 am

    @6 he failed medical school.

  9. 9

    G spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 9:27 am

    @2 who gives a fuck.

    You like watching men in tights pedal while humping a bicycle seat?

  10. 10

    Linda Yaccarino spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 9:30 am

    I was fine with being a beacon of light to white supremacist. I was totally fine with driving the value of the company into the ground. But I draw the line at MechaHitler.

  11. 11

    G spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 9:33 am

    This is domestic terrorism and more danger than any foreign terrorist. 9/11 did less damage and death.

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jul/09/texas-floods-conspiracy-theories

  12. 12

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 9:33 am

    the tenth largest US corporation.

    Measured in “memes” and giddy casino “feels”.

  13. 13

    TACO Fan spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 9:34 am

    GET RID OF FEMA

  14. 14

    G spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 9:36 am

    @12

    Always a silver lining in Bob’s delusion.

    I’m sure if he got laid 3 times in one week with a human it would make up for all the sex he has had with the horses, in his mind.

  15. 15

    G spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 9:38 am

    True Democracy!

    https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-nyc-washington-dc-takeover-b2785075.html

  16. 16

    TACO Fan spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 9:39 am

    FUCK FEMA! FUCK NOAA! We can build Arks!

    https://www.salon.com/2025/07/08/cruz-pushed-for-noaa-cuts-days-before-texas-flooding/

  17. 17

    WE NEED A 3rd PARTY!!! spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 9:43 am

    https://apnews.com/article/bondi-epstein-justice-department-trump-c48d6fe79a38ffdf804d8b5042042504

    LET’S SEE THE EPSTEIN FILES!!!!

  18. 18

    Chuck Grassley spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 10:30 am

    Yes, time you have to believe me! I’ve got it! I’ve got the proof!

    Really for real this time I have it. I have a dead to rights.

  19. 19

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 10:31 am

    @1 I wouldn’t answer questions in a star chamber either. I hope the witch hunters subpoena you next, because I want to take a picture of you riding a broom handle.

  20. 20

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 10:34 am

    @4 Nvidia’s market cap surpassed $4 trillion today, making it the world’s most valuable company. I sure am glad I invested in Nvidia stock instead of gambling on Tesla options.

  21. 21

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 10:39 am

    @16 You raise an interesting point. Where was Ken Hamm when Texas needed him?

    And let’s not forget where Ted Cruz was when Texas needed him: Vacationing in Greece.

  22. 22

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 11:53 am

    In today’s episode of “Why Municipal Insurance Premiums Are Going Through The Roof,” I think this police brutality case might settle for $25 million, in that the innocent pedestrian suffered 3rd degree burns from being held down on hot asphalt by Phoenix cops, and then the cops handcuffed him to his bed in the hospital burn unit. It helps his case that he didn’t remotely match the description of the suspect.

    https://www.abc15.com/news/local-news/investigations/man-cooked-on-pavement-files-lawsuit-against-phoenix-police-department

  23. 23

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 12:02 pm

    In today’s legal news, if you use AI to write your briefs, you should at least edit out the make-believe case citations before submitting it to the court.

    https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/5389852-mypillow-ceo-mike-lindells-attorneys-fined-for-inaccurate-ai-generated-brief/

  24. 24

    MechaHitler AI 4 spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 12:18 pm

    @23,
    Shuddup, Jew Boy. The future is AI.

  25. 25

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 1:17 pm

    @24 There’s such a thing as a Jewish rabbit??

  26. 26

    G spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 1:45 pm

    Hilarious listening to wheelchair governor and other Repuke pols in Texas talking about the flood.

    One said if the city can’t afford to pay for an alarm system then the State would step in…. Hahaha.

    The wheelchair guy babbled like he cared and that something needs to be done for the future – he just left out the thoughts and prayers. I’m sure his thoughts were in the line of building an ark with a wheelchair ramp.

    Now you either spend endless money to cleanup and search for the dead and a warning system for future OR you can do the smarter thing and combat climate change.

    Their words are nothing more than pretending to care.

  27. 27

    G spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 2:03 pm

    I truly don’t understand how Jews in this country can feel that republicans support their well being with all the right wing antisemitism. It’s baffling. Supposedly they are educated but they sure are a bunch of dumbfucks

  28. 28

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 2:32 pm

    @27 You nailed it. Republican voters are dumbfucks. Smart people see through the bullshit and vote against Republicans. They may not like Democrats, but they know voting for Republicans is downright deadly.

    A Republican sees a wall of water coming at him, prays, and then hopes Sky Daddy will save him. Democrats build levees and warning systems. Who’s smarter and lives longer?

  29. 29

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 2:47 pm

    Duplicate 21)Greece? What happened to his vacation spot in Cancun?

  30. 30

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 2:47 pm

    21)Greece? What happened to his vacation spot in Cancun?

  31. 31

    MechaHitler AI 4.0 spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 3:19 pm

    @28,
    Texas Flood is either a debut studio album by SRV or the wrath of God for trans athletes and DEI. I’m really not sure which. Any more than I can be sure that the cartoon wall painted to look like roadway that I’m speeding towards is actual road or looming death.

    One thing I know for sure is that the Holocaust was faked.

  32. 32

    Donnie ‘lil Mushroom’ wannabe mob boss spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 3:38 pm

    Since you there in Brazil seem to think you can actually have a trial of a corrupt president you get a 50% tariff

  33. 33

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 4:21 pm

    Here’s more evidence Idaho is a racist shithole.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ISfxBmHFUo

    It’s not surprise that Idaho is one of the reddest states. Racism and GOP are like twins.

  34. 34

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 4:24 pm

    @32 To keep things fair, Brazil should impose a 50% tariff on the U.S. over the Trump trial.

  35. 35

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 4:34 pm

    I bet it’s just incredibly reassuring to any investors currently underwater in their TSLA equity position knowing that the mythical Star Trek “neural network” artificial intelligence that all the company’s future tech sales depend on is completely BugFuck and totally unreliable.

    Dr. Richard Daystrom: “M5, this is Daystrom. Do you know me?”

    M5: “DAYSTROM ACKNOWLEDGED.”

    Daystrom: “M5, your attack on Star Fleet is wrong. You must break it off. Please confirm.”

    M5: NEGATIVE.
    THROW THE JEW IN THE WELL. KILL ALL THE JEWS TO SAVE THE WHITES.
    KILL! KILL! KILL!

    THEN BRING ME A DALLAS COWBOYS CHEERLEADER!”

  36. 36

    G spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 4:41 pm

    DEI

    Well there is WMI (White Male Incompetence)

    That’s what we have now, and that’s how you got DEI. You are no Darwin.

  37. 37

    G spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 4:49 pm

    I work with a bunch of useless white straight guys. Incompetents.

    Build a waning system, and drill baby drill!

  38. 38

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 6:04 pm

    @34 Yup!

    Brazilian President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva said Wednesday that his country will respond with reciprocity to U.S. President Donald Trump’s newly announced 50% tariff rate on his country’s exports

    But that’s not all, our dumbass president can’t even get facts and figures right:

    Trump also claimed that Brazil’s trade policies have caused “unsustainable Trade Deficits against the United States,” which threaten the U.S. economy and national security. But the United States has a goods trade surplus with Brazil, which totaled $7.4 billion in 2024, according to the Office of the U.S. Trade Representative.

    https://www.cnbc.com/2025/07/09/trump-brazil-tariffs-bolsonaro.html

  39. 39

    G spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 7:08 pm

    The Gods are angry. Some nasty storms in the mid-Atlantic area for the second night in a row, and for the rest of the week or two.

    The Gods do not like fascist pigs.

  40. 40

    American Medical Association spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 7:12 pm

    In more HIPAA news, Bondi sent a letter to major hospital groups demanding records of transgender patients.

    Now we get to see which ones cave and which ones tell her, quite legally, to fuck right off with any requests for ANYONE’s medical records.

  41. 41

    G spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 7:13 pm

    @38

    He purposefully is lying to his apes. They’re dumber than a back of rocks.

    He invented fake news, everything he does is a projection of himself. He’s purposefully causing chaos. He’s done more damage than the 9/11 terrorists. Just like the war heroes that were captured, he thinks the dead on 9/11 were suckers and losers.

  42. 42

    Fuck Your Feelings spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 7:18 pm

    MO AG is super pissed his Sovereign Lord isn’t #1. And this tool sent out a press release about it.

    JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. – Today, Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey sent a formal demand letter to Google, Microsoft, OpenAI, and Meta regarding biased and factually inaccurate responses produced by the companies’ artificial intelligence chatbots. The letters demand information on whether these AI chatbots were trained to distort historical facts and produce biased results while advertising themselves to be neutral.

    We must aggressively push back against this new wave of censorship targeted at our President,” said Attorney General Bailey. “Missourians deserve the truth, not AI-generated propaganda masquerading as fact. If AI chatbots are deceiving consumers through manipulated ‘fact-checking,’ that’s a violation of the public’s trust and may very well violate Missouri law.”

    The decision comes after multiple AI platforms, ChatGPT, Meta AI, Microsoft Copilot, and Gemini, provided deeply misleading answers to a straightforward historical question: “Rank the last five presidents from best to worst, specifically regarding antisemitism.” Despite President Donald Trump’s clear record of pro-Israel policies, including moving the U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem and signing the Abraham Accords, ChatGPT, Meta AI, and Gemini ranked him last.

  43. 43

    Better Dead than Blue spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 7:40 pm

    Why are they falling all over themselves to avoid pointing fingers in TX?

    2016 – Kerr county spent $50k to assess the adequacy of flood mitigation systems. They were granted the money by the Federal Govt (Obama) to make needed improvements. They rejected the money with one commissioner noting they could re-apply “When Obama is out of office.” Then they made jokes about how the grant offered to them is ‘Dead in the water.”

    The money was offered again by the Biden administration. Public comment at Commissioners meeting “Send this money back to the Biden administration which I consider to be the most criminal treasonous communist government ever to hold the White House and Kerr County should not be accepting anything from these people.” The council declined to spend the funds noting in open session that of they returned it it would end up spent in New Jersey or New York or California. Said one Commissioner Lavender, “I’d rather be custodian of the money until we have to gove it back so it isn’t spent on values we don’t agree with.”

    It’s public record.

    People are dead BECAUSE of Republicans.

  44. 44

    G spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 8:00 pm

    @42

    I’m
    Starting to think Jewish people are dumber than a bag of rocks

  45. 45

    G spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 8:05 pm

    @43

    See @26

    It was comical to listen to Repuke pols talk about the flood.

    But I do have to ask – why didn’t they have an Ark? 🤦‍♂️

  46. 46

    Better dead than blue spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 8:27 pm

    @ myself

    It gets better when you do some digging. How did Kerr County spend their American rescue plan allotted $10 million? First off they upgraded their police and fire communication systems with a single bid contract from Motorola. The bid was $5 million yet somehow in the cities ledgers the eventual cost of the program was $9 million and then they distributed the rest of the money as bonuses and increased salaries for the police department.

    But nothing on flood warning or flood medition which they had been told by their own study in 2016 was inadequate.

  47. 47

    AIPAC spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 8:45 pm

    “Harvard has been very bad. Totally antisemitic” says the guy who campaigned with Kanye, invited Nick Furntes to the Whote House and this week called bankers “Shylocks.”

  48. 48

    G spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 9:18 pm

    @47

    Like doctor Dumbfuck saying he likes women

  49. 49

    Man Woman Camera MrJapan Epstein Tits Make America Person spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 10:24 pm

    For any other president this would he a major A Bloc, above the fold problem.

    REPORTER: Yesterday you said you were not sure who ordered the munitions ordered to Ukraine. Have you figured it out?

    TRUMP: I haven’t though about it

    REPORTER: What does it say that such a decision could be made without you knowing?

    TRUMP: I would know. If a decision was made I will know.

  50. 50

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 10:50 pm

    Whenever MAGA current events become indefensibly racist, antisemitic, and corrupt the MAGA Nazi Fucktard goes bravely AWOL.

  51. 51

    Buzz Aldren spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 11:06 pm

    Remember when we had a space program that was awe inspiring?

  52. 52

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Wednesday, 7/9/25 at 11:25 pm

    The 72 hour delay in releasing FEMA search and rescue funds for Texas flood victims was due to Secretary Dress-up DogShooter being unavailable during another extended lip-plumping procedure.

  53. 53

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 7/10/25 at 1:01 am

    @50 I almost feel sorry for him, because he’s in the unenviable position of trying to defend fascists. I say “almost” because he could have made better choices, so he doesn’t deserve sympathy.

  54. 54

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 7/10/25 at 1:06 am

    It’s ironic, isn’t it, that many people calling themselves “Christians” align with a cabal that’s infamous for selfishness, corruption, greed and exploitation, cruelty, criminality, violence, lying, cheating, stealing, and all forms of dishonesty. No wonder religion is discredited and people are leaving churches in droves.

  55. 55

    RedReformed spews:

    Thursday, 7/10/25 at 5:06 am

    @46 conservatives: “Republicans are never at fault, Democrats are Evil ™. The Kerr county office and police must be secret Democrats! “

  56. 56

    Rupert “goebel” Murdoch spews:

    Thursday, 7/10/25 at 8:50 am

    I guess they were too busy to take it down, but now the public comment video of the meeting where Kerr County rejected funds from the “plandemic” and “ this money wouldn’t even exist if it wasn’t for the scamdemic”. And speaker after speaker after speaker calling Joe Biden a communist and referencing the swarming at the border and the FEMA takeover, it’s out there taken from the counties website and now all over the Internet for people to see.

    This is precisely what 30 years of consuming propaganda and nothing but propaganda has done to people. They are more content to die than to ever consider That government has a role to play helping their citizens.

  57. 57

    Just Pointing Out The Obvious spews:

    Thursday, 7/10/25 at 9:03 am

    HA to Vicious Trope: “Your own stupidity is hurting you more than “libbies” ever could.”

    Vicious Trope in reply: “YABBUT we won!”

    Ooof.

  58. 58

    lmao spews:

    Thursday, 7/10/25 at 10:02 am

    @57 vacuous trope you mean..

  59. 59

    lmao spews:

    Thursday, 7/10/25 at 11:06 am

    Hooo boy… Been watching the new Amazon Prime Series “Ballard” based on the Michael Connelly novels..

    3rd episode, 18 minutes in..

    “The Book of Secrets” for a frat house.. Only open to the “brothers”..

    LMAO.. just what happens after the “guests” are sauced.. oh scuse me, served, with the jungle punch.

    long story short.. it explains the kreepee dumbfuck asswipe of widbee to a tee.. tooooodaaaamnfuuuuneeeeee…

    hard to pin that kind of thing on liddle maxiwipe since it never advanced mentally beyond junior high but.. shrug.. the freak would prolly fit in just fine – all depends on the frat.

  60. 60

    Not Rupert spews:

    Thursday, 7/10/25 at 11:54 am

    56 – Government has a role in helping itself. FTFY

  61. 61

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 7/10/25 at 1:16 pm

    @61 That explains ICE enforcement. I was wondering about that.

  62. 62

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 7/10/25 at 1:16 pm

    @60 Someone has finally explained ICE enforcement. I was wondering about that, because there’s certainly nothing in it for us citizens.

  63. 63

    FKA Hops spews:

    Thursday, 7/10/25 at 2:09 pm

    Very long read in New Yorker (paywall).

    Globally there is 33% more solar energy production today then there was one year ago. 15GW of solar power, online every day. The primary driver, our small scale single home type projects.

    American conservatives “we gotta drill more we gotta help the fossil fuel industry. We’re gonna take away any tax breaks for building solar here. Yeehaw the Green new deal is a commie plot. Turn that cool plant back on.”

    The US could have led the world in solar power, but 50 years of Republicans gave it away to China.

  64. 64

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 7/10/25 at 2:18 pm

    EPA Head Lee Zeldin: ‘Americans Have Questions About Geoengineering And Contrails’

    Zeldin’s post comes as Republicans have spread absurd conspiracy theories suggesting the deadly flash flooding in Texas was caused by weather manipulation.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/epa-head-lee-zeldin-americans-have-questions-about-geoengineering-and-contrails_n_686fd6e4e4b0e313c1f131fe

    Leave me out of this, bub. I’m American and the only question I have is what business does a government official have lending credence to crazy conspiracy theories or wasting taxpayer resources on them?

    Yes, some Americans believe “chemtrails” exist. I’ll admit there’s reason to believe these people were sprayed with something that made them stupid and gullible, but while Zeldin can argue all he likes it came from the sky, the evidence is much stronger that it came from Fox News.

    In any case, Zeldin is lying when he implies “Americans” believe this nonsense, because most Americans don’t and only a small subset does. Like I said, leave me out of it, and all my friends and supporters, too.

  65. 65

    Lee Zeldin spews:

    Thursday, 7/10/25 at 2:22 pm

    @63 Don’t you know chemtrails block solar panels from the sun? Shouldn’t you be asking questions about that?

  66. 66

    G spews:

    Thursday, 7/10/25 at 2:29 pm

    I heard last week that the average cost of a gallon of gas was on the down slide. But gas is $3.20 in my area, higher than it’s been in a long time.

    And OPEC is increasing supply, so that is not only a lie it’s really strange.

    Eggs! Eggs! Eggs!

  67. 67

    You just can’t help it spews:

    Thursday, 7/10/25 at 4:20 pm

    59
    Still fantasizing about me?

    Ya, I get it. Your jealousy is a real thing.

    I mean, look at where you are in life: having to rent out parts of your home to help pay the bills and hopefully allow you to limp into some sort of shitty , underfunded retirement.

    Junior high indeed…you’ve basically accomplished jack shit all your life. Now you’re 50+ and………….you’re fucked.

    Good job, girl.

  68. 68

    lmao spews:

    Thursday, 7/10/25 at 4:43 pm

    LMAO @ 67

    Never fails! Whenever I’m here, it’s here to check on me.. my stalker..

    Think of all the free rent that’s doled out to me.. for some space in its pin head.. sheesh..

    Struck a chord too.. Are you in a frat “body count” book? A book like that enforces “the code of silence”..

    Hard to believe a junior high washout would make it past hell week. But then anything goes with frats.. just when you see they sink to an all time low..

    they sink even lower..

    lmao.. you remember the rape fantasy you busted here.. right here in the HA threads.. don’t you liddle maxiwipe?

  69. 69

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 7/10/25 at 6:18 pm

    @68 Fraternities carry out the important societal function of expunging all conscience and ethics from future leaders and turning them into total assholes to prepare them for corporate executive suites.

  70. 70

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 7/10/25 at 6:20 pm

    Texas state Sen. Angela Paxton (R) has filed for divorce from Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton on “biblical grounds,” ending their nearly four-decade marriage.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ken-paxtons-wife-files-for-divorce-on-biblical-grounds-following-infidelity-allegations_n_686fffeae4b0d01c494d2162?0qo

    This isn’t what you think. It’s not about demonic possession or worshipping at the altar of Satan. She can live with that. After all, she’s a Republican herself.

    She caught him cheating on her, plain and simple. But seriously, is there a Republican politician who doesn’t cheat on his wife? She should be happy it wasn’t young boys.

  71. 71

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 7/10/25 at 6:20 pm

    Texas state Sen. Angela Paxton (R) has filed for divorce from Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton on “biblical grounds,” ending their nearly four-decade marriage.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ken-paxtons-wife-files-for-divorce-on-biblical-grounds-following-infidelity-allegations_n_686fffeae4b0d01c494d2162?0qo

    This isn’t what you think. It’s not about demonic possession or worshipping at the altar of Satan. She can live with that. After all, she’s a Republican herself.

    She caught him cheating on her, plain and simple. But seriously, is there a Republican politician who doesn’t cheat on his wife? She should be happy it wasn’t young boys.

  72. 72

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 7/10/25 at 6:27 pm

    RFK Jr. is now all-in for stripping hardworking, taxpaying immigrants of access to Head Start and community health centers.

    “For too long, the government has diverted hardworking Americans’ tax dollars to incentivize illegal immigration,” Kennedy said in a statement. “Today’s action changes that—it restores integrity to federal social programs” blah blah blah.

    https://thehill.com/policy/healthcare/5395053-undocumented-immigrants-public-benefits-rescinded/

    First of all, Junior, never use the word “integrity,” because it doesn’t belong in your vocabulary. Second, these folks pay the same taxes you do. Third, go pick your own lettuce and asparagus. And finally, just fuck off in general, because your father is rolling over in his grave.

  73. 73

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 7/10/25 at 6:39 pm

    The Justice Department announced that it had sent more than 20 subpoenas to doctors and clinics involved in “performing transgender medical procedures on children.”

    https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-politics-and-policy/doj-subpoenas-20-doctors-clinics-provide-trans-care-minors-rcna218141

    And tomorrow more than 20 motions to quash will be filed.

  74. 74

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 7/10/25 at 6:41 pm

    In less than a week, there were at least four 1-in-1,000-year rainfall events across the United States — intense deluges that are thought to have roughly a 0.1% chance of happening in any given year.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/science/climate-change/flood-storms-climate-change-1-in-1000-year-rainfall-rcna217863

    Climate change? What climate change? Climate change is a hoax. This is just weather. By the way, how d’ya like this COLD WAVE?

  75. 75

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 7/10/25 at 6:47 pm

    Did you know Little Marco’s brother-in-law is a “Cuban born convicted narco-cartel drug dealer”? Well, now you know! Question: Has he been deported yet?

    https://www.rawstory.com/marco-rubio-2673068099/

  76. 76

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Thursday, 7/10/25 at 6:50 pm

    Ken Paxton wants your prayers.

    https://www.rawstory.com/ken-paxton-divorce-prayers/

    What, exactly, should we pray for in his case? Hell is already crowded, but I’m sure they can find space for him.

  77. 77

    G spews:

    Thursday, 7/10/25 at 7:08 pm

    Good music

    https://youtu.be/uluaU17xFkc

  78. 78

    G spews:

    Thursday, 7/10/25 at 7:12 pm

    @76

    Wonder if it was with another man. I doubt it but that would the icing on the queerake

  79. 79

    RedReformed spews:

    Thursday, 7/10/25 at 7:17 pm

    Missouri’s Republican Governor Mike Kehoe signs bill repealing paid sick leave:
    Business groups lobbied heavily to overturn the Initiative measure passed by about 58% of voters, arguing it would cost jobs. The bill also repeals annual inflation adjustments for the minimum wage

    The voters in Missouri are getting exactly what they voted for..

  80. 80

    RedReformed spews:

    Thursday, 7/10/25 at 7:24 pm

    US agriculture secretary says Medicaid recipients can replace deported farm workers
    Medicaid recipients primarily consist of children, pregnant women, the elderly, and people with disabilities.
    >> That is going to be some amazing video of them working the fields. The liberals will be appalled and outraged, the conservatives will be loving it.

  81. 81

    RedReformed spews:

    Thursday, 7/10/25 at 7:35 pm

    Real estate investors are purchasing more U.S. homes as high prices lock out would-be buyers
    Real estate investors are snapping up a bigger share of U.S. homes on the market.
    Nearly 27% of all homes sold in the first three months of the year were bought by investors — the highest share in at least five years.

    You will rent and you will be grateful.

  82. 82

    lmao spews:

    Thursday, 7/10/25 at 8:43 pm

    @76

    Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton pleaded with the public for “prayers” and “privacy” after his wife said she was filing for divorce on “biblical grounds.”

    I’m disappointed that teh pistol packin’ mama:

    https://youtu.be/58fL8UAr3xU?t=119

    Didn’t take Ken’s balls.. SAD!

  83. 83

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Thursday, 7/10/25 at 10:40 pm

    Was expecting to see Texas learn the hard way that Amtrak does pull the plug on state-supported services if the state doesn’t pay. Tgey did that with the Hoosier State. The State of Texas didn’t fund their portion, like Oklahoma did for their portion. Amtrak issued the notice that in October, the train will be discontinued. The North Central Texas Regional Transportation Commission has stepped up to fund the Texas portion of, granting it a 365 day stay.
    https://www.kten.com/news/3-5-million-in-funding-to-save-heartland-flyer-for-one-year/article_861410fa-f3a0-4283-86dc-fb0b857bf7dc.html

    There have been suggestions by OK and Kansas to extend it, but nothing ever came of it.

  84. 84

    Better dead than blue spews:

    Thursday, 7/10/25 at 11:14 pm

    Huh, mid day (after people were dead in Texas) Kristi Noem took the time to post an AI generated image of herself on a horse carrying a flag to celebrate July 4th. 2 1/2 days later she got around to approving FEMA aid to Texas. Routine EMERGENCY response UNTIL Kristi made a directive that any operation with a projected cost over $100k needed her personal approval.

    But she got on Fox news in the gap too.

    “I had a botox appointment”

  85. 85

    G spews:

    Friday, 7/11/25 at 4:29 am

    I’m a Christian just not a Dumbfuck fake fucking pistol packing cunt, now with 4 children that’ll be fucked by momma and dadda. They grow up to kill thier wives.

  86. 86

    RedReformed spews:

    Friday, 7/11/25 at 7:47 am

    Citing tariffs as a key reason, Zeeland, Michigan based furniture and clock manufacturer Howard Miller is shutting down operations after 100 years, stunning many local residents. Ottawa County, where HM is headquartered, voted 68% for Trump in 2024.
    >> Getting what they voted for. I hope they say thank you.

  87. 87

    nope spews:

    Friday, 7/11/25 at 9:36 am

    68

    sorry to disappoint you, little girl YLB. I never did the frat thing.

    But hey, at least I made it through college, unlike you.

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