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Wednesday Open Thread

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 7/2/25, 8:11 am

– Seattle has some pretty good projects, the street cars, the light rail, bike lanes on the waterfront. But they all need to do a better job connecting so that it’s a proper network.

– Glad Nick Brown is on it, but man the Department of Homeland Security under the Trump Administration just taking health data is so awful.

– Spokane banning ICE warrantless on government property seems like so little in the face of what ICE is doing and also a good step.

– Mid 70’s today and through the long weekend, Seattle has lucked out.

– Hey, hey. Write or call your legislator or member of Congress.

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  1. 1

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 8:49 am

    Tesla Q2 vehicle deliveries are down 14%, QoS McHillbilly wants me to admit. So, sure. They’re down.

    How’s the market taking the news? Pretty well:

    Tesla Inc
    TSLA:NASDAQ

    RT Quote | Last NASDAQ LS, VOL From CTA | USD
    Last | 11:41 AM EDT
    313.63
    quote price arrow up 12.92 ( 4.30%)

    Up arrow, indeed.

    So, let’s say that’s the cost of going Trump.

    What, then, is the cost of going woke?

    Just ask Jaguar, which decided to outdo Dylan Mulvaney in Full Metal Tranny:

    Charles V Payne
    @cvpayne
    Remember that Jaguar rebranding (the creepy one)?
    1:34 PM · Jun 30, 2025

    The result was a 97.5% sales decline in Europe.

    97.5% of Jaguar’s former target audience decided they like it when naked women make their penis hard, and they have no use for chicks with dicks, or men who have had theirs surgically removed.

    Stupidity should be painful. Proving this, Jaguar will never recover from going woke.

  2. 2

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 8:51 am

    Somebody thought this ad would help Jaguar sell luxury vehicles.

    Too many people running the DNC last Fall thought that pandering to the same kind of people would keep Donald Trump out of the White House.

  3. 3

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 8:56 am

    Rivian’s Q2 was worse than Tesla’s.

    Rivian delivered 10,661 vehicles in the quarter ended June 30, a fall of 22.7% from the same quarter last year…

    QoS McHillbilly wants you to know that a model refresh is behind this decline. He also wants you to know that a model refresh forthcoming at Tesla has nothing to do with Tesla’s comp sales decline.

  4. 4

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 9:02 am

    Republicans steal from children.

    The Trump administration is withholding more than $6 billion in federal money for after-school and summer programs, throwing organizations and schools into chaos.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/education/5381348-trump-administration-after-school-funding-summer-programs/

  5. 5

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 9:05 am

    Doc is up early parading his penis obsession today. I understand when he applied for an obstetrics residency it came back with a big red “NO” stamped on it. Same with pediatrics. They weren’t about to let him be alone with women or children.

  6. 6

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 9:19 am

    @ 4

    The Trump administration is withholding more than $6 billion in federal money …

    I don’t blame the administration.

    Virginia is the 12th largest state with 8.8 million residents. Virginia spends $591,781 on migrant education.

    Washington is the 13th largest state with 7.95 million residents.
    Washington spends $37,992,820 on migrant education.

    [These figures are from a link in the AP piece which was linked to in the piece Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit did not read before spewing.]

    So here’s my question: Shouldn’t the federal government, before doling out all of that money, try to learn why Washingon state spends nearly 100x per capita what Virginia spends on migrant education? Because Randi Weingarten is heap big mad about the loss of that money, meaning it sure wasn’t allocated to help students. It was allocated to enrich teachers.

    This is why the voters preferred Donald Trump.

  7. 7

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 9:25 am

    @6 Shouldn’t migrant workers whose low-wage field labor provides you with inexpensive food get the public services they pay taxes for? Or are you comfortable with ripping them off? Yeah, you are, you’re a thieving Republican who has no shame.

  8. 8

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 9:26 am

    @ 7

    Shouldn’t migrant workers whose cheap field labor provides you with inexpensive food get the public services they pay taxes for?

    Not if it’s not codified, no.

  9. 9

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 9:28 am

    @ 6-8

    Migrants hold 17.1% of Virginia’s jobs, and 20% of Washington state’s jobs.

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, why should the federal migrant education funding be nearly 100x per capita different between these states?

    The migrant job differences justify roughly 1.25x or 1.3x more, per capita, to WA than to VA. So why nearly 100x more?

  10. 10

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 9:37 am

    The dumbfuck options gambler is all excited and worked up about Tesla recovering $13 of yesterday’s $17 nosedive. The stock is now down only $45 over the last month.

  11. 11

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 9:43 am

    @9 Why? Because you’re lying. Those figures are amounts withheld, not amounts allocated.

    So the question is, why was 100x as much withheld from Washington (Democratic governor) than from Virginia (Republican governor)?

  12. 12

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 9:48 am

    @ 10

    The key word in your spew is options, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

    Volatility = profitability when options are traded. Each and every time people like QoS McHillbilly amplify a news item about TSLA the shares become more volatile and the market whipsaws them.

    This drives up options premium prices and increases the gains from naked option sales. The reward is not without risk, certainly, but much of the volatility is politically driven. Discard that, use good judgement, and you get to sell naked calls for more than $90 a contract when the shares spike.

    Free money, courtesy of the shrill QoS McHillbilly. Why shouldn’t I take advantage of his whining?

    In about two months since QoS McHillbilly started spewing about The Tesla Takedown, shares have risen $80 bucks each.

  13. 13

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 9:49 am

    @8 It’s codified.

    ARTICLE IX – EDUCATION
    SECTION 1 PREAMBLE.

    It is the paramount duty of the state to make ample provision for the education of all children residing within its borders, without distinction or preference on account of race, color, caste, or sex.

    https://law.justia.com/constitution/washington/constitution-9.html

  14. 14

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 9:49 am

    @8 It’s codified.

    ARTICLE IX – EDUCATION
    SECTION 1 PREAMBLE.

    It is the paramount duty of the state to make ample provision for the education of all children residing within its borders, without distinction or preference on account of race, color, caste, or sex.

    https://law.justia.com/constitution/washington/constitution-9.html

  15. 15

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 9:57 am

    @12 And you’re on the lucky side the trade, right? I’ll concede that even you can get lucky on a dice roll. But anyone viewing a chart of Tesla’s stock price gyrations will immediately see that trading Tesla options is pure gambling.

  16. 16

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 10:13 am

    Get a load of the dumbfuck who bet Tesla stock would go up doing a happy dance because it’s down only $33.85 over the last 10 days.

  17. 17

    We all know he is the horses catcher spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 10:25 am

    @1&2

    You were aware that jaguar discontinued almost its entire line in favor of an all electric fleet, and their ultra luxury sedan? And that they stopped producing cars altogether at the end of 2024 in order to rebrand as this new all electric company with product that has not yet been released?

    Of course, not you just saw headline on IBD times and immediately took it at face value good job.

    Will the strategy work? No one knows but hundreds of millions of dollars of shareholder value is still under the impression that it will. Jaguar Land Rover is a subsidiary of India’s Tata. +4 (.58%) on the day.

    What is it about that ad that makes your dick hard? Is it coded because it’s shot on a pink background?

    The ad is seven months old and Jaguar with steep discounts on now discontinued models had well over previous years sales in Jan/Feb (+35% 2/25 over 24). So people scooped up discount jaguars and then suddenly noticed a seven year-old ad and said oh well now that they’ve sold nearly all their cars we’re gonna stop buying them.

    Stock expert strikes again.

  18. 18

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 10:27 am

    @ 15

    But anyone viewing a chart of Tesla’s stock price gyrations will immediately see that trading Tesla options is pure gambling.

    No, it’s not.

    Say you hold 100 shares of TSLA at $315, you’ve held them since purchase at $150, and you have a different use for the equity in the shares coming up, like a new car or a hot tub or a jewelry purchase for Valentines Day. You might sell a covered call with a strike price of, say, $350, which would give you a $200 gain on the share purchase, expiring in January. For the premium you collect for the option sale you agree to forego any appreciation of the shares above $350 during the contract period, should the shares be called away from you.

    Right now, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, someone will purchase that covered call from you at $41.65/share, which puts $4,165 in your pocket for a 100 share contract, right now, in exchange for your agreement. Your only “risk” is that the value of the shares declines between now and the expiration date. But that price drop would have to exceed $41.65/share for you to lose money.

    That’s not gambling, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, because merely by continuing to hold the shares, even without an options contract, you incur the same risk of loss.

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, you see options trading as gambling because you misunderstand many of the reasons for options trading. Alaska Airlines does it to smooth out the price of jet fuel. Conagra does it to smooth out the price of feed. Farmers do it to lock in a price of seed next Spring and to lock in a gain from harvest in the Fall.

    Stick with utilities stocks, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit. Your family cannot afford your investment ignorance. It does provide great entertainment value in these parts, tho.

  19. 19

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 10:33 am

    @ 16

    … happy dance because it’s down only $33.85 over the last 10 days.

    Any dancing is because the options contracts I sold are 10 days closer to expiration. Mid-July and mid-August.

    Options prices contract quickly as they approach the date of worthlessness.

  20. 20

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 10:39 am

    @ 13, 14

    The fact that WA state codifies education support does not obligate the federal government to fund everything WA legislators want the state to cover, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

    You’re a rather unique form of stupid.

  21. 21

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 10:43 am

    Scott Adams is suffering from advanced-stage cancer.

    Scott Adams
    @ScottAdamsSays

    This looks like a Dilbert situation.

    An organization makes a hard-to-check-and-probably-exaggerated claim of saving millions of lives via their excellent work.

    When their funding is cut, they can claim it kills those imaginary people they saved.

    Quote
    Mario Nawfal
    @MarioNawfal
    ·
    12h
    🚨🇺🇸 FORMER USAID ADMINISTRATOR CLAIMS TRUMP CUTS COULD COST 12 MILLION LIVES

    Former USAID Administrator Samantha Power says Trump era cuts to global health programs are dismantling aid under the false label of efficiency.

    A DOJ memo backing Secretary Rubio’s claim is flatly x.com/MarioNawfal/st…
    Show more
    6:00 AM · Jul 2, 2025

    I’m going to miss this guy.

  22. 22

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 10:47 am

    @ 19

    Options prices contract quickly as they approach the date of worthlessness.

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit’s usefulness reached worthlessness late in the last millenium.

  23. 23

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 10:55 am

    @18 “that price drop would have to exceed $41.65/share for you to lose money”

    And that can’t happen? Back in February, when the DOGE b.s. started, TSLA dropped $69.76 in 4 days. More recently, within the last 10 days, TSLA dropped $47.97 in 6 trading days.

    It’s gambling because you can’t predict what TSLA will do within the options period, that stock is all over the map, so you’re throwing darts.

    You’re not “smoothing out” anything. You’re not an airline or agribusiness, and Teslas aren’t jet fuel or feed. You’re rolling dice on TSLA’s future stock price, period.

  24. 24

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 11:02 am

    @ 23

    …that stock is all over the map…

    That’s an argument against owning the shares, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, which is entirely different from an argument against trading the options.

    You further demonstrate your ignorance by misunderstanding the difference. Thank you for restating @ 18 my point

    Stick with utilities stocks, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit. Your family cannot afford your investment ignorance.

    in your own words.

  25. 25

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 11:05 am

    @20 Which has nothing to do with the fact Trump is withholding education funds Congress did allocate to Washington.

    Who runs the show here, dumbfuck? According to the Constitution, Congress decides whether to give money to the states for education and other purposes, and how much.

    Impoundment of congressionally appropriated funds is effectively a line-item veto. The president doesn’t have a line-item veto.

  26. 26

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 11:10 am

    Bryan Kohberger pleaded guilty Wednesday to killing four University of Idaho students at an off-campus house in 2022, as part of a deal to avoid the possibility of the death penalty.

    Asked to comment, teh kreepee dumbfuck of widbee babbled, ‘He’s going to be deported amririte? Ooops skin color too pale, nevermind. May my aryan brothers “protect” his ass in prison.’

  27. 27

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 11:11 am

    @22 I’m not useful. Like you, my fellow capitalist, I sit on my ass all day posting on HA and making more money while doing nothing and producing nothing than we ever made from productive work. What’s more, we get tax breaks the workers whose labor we extract our profits from don’t get.

    The one thing you and I have in common is we’re both leeches sucking blood from the economic system and paying little or no taxes for the public services that defend and protect the system.

  28. 28

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 11:13 am

    Maybe they should have worn stethoscopes, too.

    Daily Caller
    @DailyCaller

    🚨 The Democratic Doctors Caucus press conference isn’t going so well

    8:51 AM · Jul 2, 2025

    Hell, they wear white lab coats in meat-packing plants.

    https://cdn.theasc.com/Rocky-Meat-Plant.jpg

    Now, a stethoscope tells the world that You Are A REAL Doctor and are not to be trifled with.

    [Don’t miss the mention of the WA-8 rep at the very end!]

  29. 29

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 11:20 am

    @28 the preferred kookus of the daily white nationalist whiner:

    https://images.app.goo.gl/cw9Dv6GjUKueosCLA

    Was kreepee dumbfuck there? They made a lotta munee.. selling an age old american product:

    snake oil..

  30. 30

    Jimmy ‘tears’ Swaggert spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 11:20 am

    Clearly, God does not want the big billionaire blowjob to pass.

    At least one procedural vote has failed in the house today as Republican house members are unable to get to the chamber due to weather issues. As of now, they simply don’t have enough members in attendance to get anything done.

  31. 31

    Jayvee Vance spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 11:24 am

    I mean, it’s patently obvious. You can’t have school lunches or quality affordable hair healthcare because ICE needs three times as much money as the US Marines.

    Did you see the beautiful concentration camp they built in Florida? It’s a marvel for everyone to see got it done in a week. Yeah it’s got showers. Why do you ask?

  32. 32

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 11:26 am

    @24 The argument against trading the options is you have no way of knowing which way the stock price will go within the confined time period of the options contract.

    You own a stock because, based on your knowledge of the business and your study of sales and earnings trends, you can make a rough estimate of future returns, which of course may be wrong, which is why you diversify your holdings. And if a stock goes underwater, you can hold it until it recovers.

    If you do your homework, you can end up with a portfolio like mine, where of 36 stocks only 4 are losing money, 2 of them less than $200, and profits outnumber losses 76 to 1.

    Trading options on a volatile stock like TSLA is a dice roll. If a stock is sure to go up, you can’t place a bet on it going up, because no one will take the other side of the trade. A free market balances risk and reward, and the house takes a cut off the top. And because options traders trade far more frequently than shareholders, they pay a lot more to the house.

  33. 33

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 11:26 am

    @30 lmao.. dumbfuck was a little triggered yesterday at the mention of jimmeh swaggart..

    Was it cuz’ its own unserious unintelligent babbling said that no more ss check for jimmeh benefits my two sons?

    big billionaire blowjob (BBB)..

    Dang, that’s perfect.. dumbfuck is fucking obsessed with blow jobs. And gives them to elmo and any other monied fucktard behind yet another tax cut for the rich.

  34. 34

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 11:28 am

    @ 31

    … because ICE needs three times as much money as the US Marines.

    Yabbut only for a year or two. We really just need a wall.

  35. 35

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 11:34 am

    The Olympic Peninsula YMCA paid $65,000 to the woman they kicked out after she complained about a chick with a dick in the women’s locker room.

    No NDA in the settlement.

  36. 36

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 11:36 am

    We really just need a wall.

    Sure Jan..

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2022/03/02/trump-border-wall-breached/

    Even the WSJ says it’s a waste of money (see the editorial after the Big Billionaire Blowjob).. and even the kreepee dumbfuck said border jumpings stopped shortly after last America Shits the Bed 2.0.

  37. 37

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 11:37 am

    @24 I don’t own any utility stocks. I avoid them like the plaque. Regulated utilities are bond proxies, and today’s yields make them unattractive as income vehicles. Utilities are fraught with risks, from wildfire liabilities, to writeoffs of failed nuclear projects, to decommissioning costs of old facilities.

    My best stock is Starbucks, which I’ve owned for 29 years, and over that time it has averaged a 336% annual return. Nvidia, which I’ve owned a little over 2 months, so far is producing a 120% annualized return. Several stocks I’ve owned for years produce an average annual return in the high double digits. Because I did my fucking homework and didn’t throw darts at a stock price chart.

  38. 38

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 11:39 am

    Now Penn’s chick-with-a-dick is the Lance Armstrong of women’s NCAA swimming

    2022: Transgender Penn swimmer breaks team rules, compares self to Jackie Robinson

    The dude is as much female as he is black.

  39. 39

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 11:49 am

    @26 He would have been convicted and gotten the death penalty. Let’s hope in exchange for sparing his life the plea deal requires him to disclose what he did with the murder weapon, which victim(s) he targeted and which he didn’t, what his motive was, and why he didn’t assault the other two residents of the house.

  40. 40

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 11:51 am

    @35 We need tort remedies for innocent citizens who get detained, arrested, handcuffed, beaten up, and imprisoned by ICE thugs, too.

  41. 41

    Texas GOP spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 12:05 pm

    Fuck dude. We know that’s our brand but you can’t say that shit out loud.

    Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick is calling for the resignation of Tarrant County GOP chair Bo French after French posted a poll on X asking users whether “Jews” or “Muslims” are a greater threat to the United States.

  42. 42

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 12:18 pm

    Penn’s chick-with-a-dick

    lmao.. Don’t look here now!

    Prices for goods made in China and sold on Amazon.com have been rising faster than overall inflation, according to an analysis of 1,400 different products conducted exclusively for Reuters by the analytics firm DataWeave, a sign that tariffs are starting to hit American consumers.

    https://www.msn.com/en-ca/money/topstories/us-prices-for-china-made-goods-on-amazon-rise-faster-than-inflation-analysis-shows-as-tariffs-bite/ar-AA1HIqig?ocid=socialshare

    work opportunities are becoming scarce as businesses remain hesitant to hire because of an uncertain economic outlook, raising the risk of the unemployment rate increasing in June.

    The weekly jobless claims report from the Labor Department on Thursday, the most timely data on the economy’s health, also showed state unemployment benefit rolls in mid-June increasing to the highest level in 3-1/2 years..

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/us-labor-market-softening-as-more-people-remain-on-unemployment-rolls/ar-AA1HufPn?ocid=socialshare

    Asked to comment teh kreepee dumbfuck babbled,

    “cold??? chicks with dicks??? boxcheck momala????”

  43. 43

    Lord Business Naked Puts spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 1:06 pm

    Just ask Jaguar, which decided to outdo Dylan Mulvaney in Full Metal Tranny.
    …
    Jaguar will never recover from going woke.

    Let’s examine that shall we? As a controversy the Dylan Mulvney issue lasted a bit. Angry dumbfucks managed to drive the stock price down to 54.85 from 66.73.

    Almost exactly one year after you all lost your shit and missed your cases with AR fire but posted it anyway the stock was at 67.42. AbInBev stock today is $69.27.

    Budweiser USA sales are expected to be between $4.9 and $5.1 billion in 2025

    Maybe you can retell the saga of Chappaquiddick ? Or maybe pretend you bought InBev on the dip?

  44. 44

    lmao spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 1:35 pm

    Or maybe pretend you bought InBev on the dip?

    InBev, a Brazilian company notorious for watering down beer and other beverage brands it acquires – to maximize profit.

    Like we should give a shit.. dumbfucks troll on liberal forums, the rest of us laugh and savor a pint at a decent brewpub..

  45. 45

    TACO spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 1:37 pm

    I’d like to reciprocate and suck Thune’s cock. I hear it’s delicious.

  46. 46

    Latinos for Trump spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 1:57 pm

    Laura Loomer
    @LauraLoomer

    Alligator lives matter.
    The good news is, alligators are guaranteed at least 65 million meals if we get started now.

    Wait? There are approximately 85 million of us total of all Latino and Hispanic heritage in the country. Is she talking about throwing us all in some kind of a camp like we were just….

  47. 47

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 2:05 pm

    39)Too bad he won’t have a cellmate.

  48. 48

    Ex Post Facto spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 2:43 pm

    Penn’s cowardly calculation:

    It’s easier and in the end less expensive to pay off Lea Thomas’ inevitable lawsuit and reinstate her in 2029 thandeal with this fucker now.

    The lawsuit? Can you point to any rule within the NCAA at the time I was an athlete that I violated ? Can you point to any policy of the University of Pennsylvania that was violated when I was a member of the swim team? Can you point to any existing federal statute that existed at the time I was in the athlete at the University of Pennsylvania precluded being on the team can you display any unenforceable presidential executive order that would deny me the ability to perform on the team at the time I was an athlete at the University of Pennsylvania?

  49. 49

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 2:56 pm

    MAGA “Pro-Lifers” produce an additional 14 million avoidable, premature deaths in just five years.

    https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(25)01186-9/fulltext

  50. 50

    International Criminal Court spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 4:30 pm

    Court filing, Amended Complaint filed by Abrego Garcia legal team.

    In Cell 15, Plaintiff Abrego Garcia and 20 other Salvadorans were forced to kneel from approximately 9:00 PM to 6:00 AM, with guards striking anyone who fell from exhaustion. During this time, Plaintiff Abrego Garcia was denied bathroom access and soiled himse

  51. 51

    Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 4:41 pm

    40

    We also need a loser-pay tort system.

  52. 52

    Free Beer spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 4:49 pm

    44
    InBev is Belgian, you dipshit.

  53. 53

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 5:20 pm

    @ 49

    MAGA “Pro-Lifers” produce an additional 14 million avoidable, premature deaths in just five years.

    Oh, come on, McHillbilly.

    If you are going to quote the idiocy of The Lancet, use the big number. I’m rather shocked that you didn’t.

    We’ll kill an additional 19,662,191, and we’ll cut out their hearts while they’re still alive. That’s what The Lancet says.

    The Lancet was funnier before the Iraq paper, when it was taken seriously. No more.

  54. 54

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 5:27 pm

    @ 52

    InBev is Belgian, you dipshit.

    Please excuse her error; Welfare Queen YLB consumes InBev products to reduce her discomfort before going in for a Brazilian. Hers was a mistake any woman with low pain tolerance and below-the-waist vanity might have made.

  55. 55

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 5:28 pm

    @48 Trump is proving most university administrators are moral cowards, but we pretty much knew that already, and professors always knew it.

  56. 56

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 5:30 pm

    @51 Tree owners, consumers, and victims of civil rights abuses already do.

  57. 57

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 5:39 pm

    @52 Yabbut it’s run by Brazilians.

  58. 58

    Man woman camera television asparagus catbox golf pete Sampras spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 5:47 pm

    Reliable sources reporting that when wavering GOP reps were summoned to the White House to be leaned on to vote for the big billionaire blowjob they were told by Trump that as long as they don’t touch Medicare Medicaid and Social Security, they would have no problems in their election campaigns from voting yes on the bill.

    Let that sink in for a sec.

    The doddering senile fool Doesn’t even know what’s in the legislation he’s championing and trying to force through.

  59. 59

    The point and you landing 73 yards away spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 5:49 pm

    @52 Jaguar is Indian. Do keep up everybody.

  60. 60

    Den Haag spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 5:57 pm

    The Beeb.

    The Israeli military said it had struck a “key terrorist” from Hamas in the Gaza City area and that claims “uninvolved civilians” were harmed as a result of the strike were being reviewed.

    The terrorist was the director of the Indonesian Hospital in Gaza and the strike was a direct hit on his home. Two of his children are also confirmed dead.

  61. 61

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 6:01 pm

    @58 Speaking of Republicans who don’t know what’s in the legislation,

    Rep. Warren Davidson (R-Ohio), who in May voted against the House GOP’s version of President Trump’s megabill, said Wednesday that he’s a “yes” on the Senate-passed legislation.

    Why? Because he loves Trump and hates Democrats:

    “I got to say, no one puts a deal together like President Trump, he’s a master. But I think one of the other persuasive things was just looking at the Democrats’ reaction to it,” he said. “Maybe the bill is better than I thought. Democrats’ reaction helped me persuade that, wow, maybe this bill does, does do some really good things.”

    https://thehill.com/homenews/house/5382760-warren-davidson-trump-big-beautiful-bill/

    This moron probably hasn’t read it, or have any idea how it will impact his constituents, and most likely doesn’t care. It sure sounds that way. Doesn’t have to because his constituents are imbeciles. He represents a Trumper district (over 60% for Trump in 2016, 2020, and 2024) sandwiched between Indiana and Cincinnati.

  62. 62

    Pat Robertson spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 6:27 pm

    GOD HAS SPOKEN!

    One day after a Florida official showed Shitler around and declared the new concentration camp could withstand a Hurricaine….

    It got flooded by a Florida summer squall.

  63. 63

    Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. spews:

    Wednesday, 7/2/25 at 6:36 pm

    56

    What do those folks already do?

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