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  1. 1

    From the previous thread..

    dumbfuck babbles ad nauseam about Joe Biden helping student debtors. How that’s so bad for my two sons.

    Biden helped students to the tune of 183.6 billion. Could have been more. No thanks to degenerate repuke state ags and the SCOTUS and their bogus “major questions” bullshit.

    but dumbfuck thinks (babbles really) that pentagon weapons systems boondoggles and recreational wars of choice costing trillions are all just fine. So dumbfuck kneepadded about staying in Afghanistan. That cost about 9 billion a month.. Just fine. No wonder. Dumbfuck voted for McSame who thought the same. Look how long we’ve been in Korea.

    My wife has 3.5 year left on her student debt and then it SHOULD be forgiven under the PSLF program. That dem program right?

    Wrong. Signed into law by none other than GWB, an empty suit dumbfuck voted for twice..

    SHOULD, but fat chance with orange pants shitter and its tool McMahon in charge. Same as it was with the tool DeVos.

  3. 3

    NO VISAS FOR MEDICAL STUDENTS! ME HAVE DOCTOR THAT’S GOOD AND WHITE AND I CAN PRONOUNCE HIS NAME. HAVE ME COGNITIVE TEST. ACED IT MY BEAUTIFUL BRAIN. YOU GO TO A DOCTOR AND THEY’RE NAMED PATEL AND SINGH AND THEY SMELL LIKE CURRY I HATE THAT. I. NONE KNOWS MORE ABOUT doctoring THAN ME! I. MYSELF COULD HAVE GONE TO MEDICAL SHCOOL BUT SOME JAP GOT MY SPOT. I. ME. THE FOREIGNS TAKING YOUR SPOT. I.

  6. 6

    Some people like Trump because he supposedly keeps his promises, but many of his promises are unconstitutional and you wonder about people who value such promises.

  8. 8

    Don’t EVER ask about TACO. Nasty question! I’M TOUGH. None of you shall EVER bring this up again. TOUGH YOU HEAR ME?

  9. 9

    Trump pardoned Michael Grimm, a far-right ex-Congressman convicted of fraud, tax evasion, and perjury. Trump seems to like flooding our streets with cop beaters and thieves. I wonder how much he got paid for this pardon? I can’t believe he isn’t doing it for money.

  10. 10

    @10 they voted for Republicans to erase brown people black people, independent women, LGBTQ and immigrants. They couldn’t care less about conservative criminals

  14. 14

    @ 9

    I can’t believe he isn’t doing it for money.

    There was a time when you and your fucked-up ilk refused to believe that I wasn’t hanging around here for money.

    Although I was, in a way. I took your financial tips, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, did the opposite of what you recommended, and made a fucking killing.

    You remember my Notadumbfuck Investing Method, don’t you?

  15. 15

    @14 “There was a time when you and your fucked-up ilk refused to believe that I wasn’t hanging around here for money.”

    I never believed that. I believed your mother locked you in your room and you had nothing else to do.

    The 400 Nvidia shares I bought 2 months ago are doing fine, thank you very much.

  17. 17

    “baffling imbecility”

    Translation: a dumbfuck “landlord” dropping its “rule” at the sight of a baby momma and getting fucked in the ass for being an imbecile. Musta been a low T day.

  18. 18

    So what we learned today is a megalomaniac fascist cam’t use a 1977 law for enacting tariffs under a state of emergency.

    There has to be some definable emergency. A looming or active war, or a global financial crisis, or maybe a pandemic (yeah Bobbie Jr we see you cancelling the flu vaccine contract) is an emergency.

    A growing GDP, low unemployment, shrinking inflation and rising wages are NOT an emergency.

  19. 19

    Here, dumbfuck, read this and get an education, enjoying the exclamation points (or, in proofreader parlance, “bangs”) as you go along.

    If you need help with definitions, the Roger Rabbit Dictionary of Legal Punctuation defines a (!) as “take this stupid argument and shove it up your ass.”

    Rarely used by judges in legal opinions, because its rare to have lawyers or parties this qualifyingly stupid, it can be used appropriately to communicate emphasis to parties (in this case a defendant) with only grade school reading and comprehension skills. This opinion is a prime example of such usage.

  23. 23

    Listen to Mark Carney explain Canada’s new approach to defense, paying special attention to what he says about “reliable partners” and where he thinks Canadian defense dollars shouldn’t be spent.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I6PJan7jHo

    By the way, if Trump attacks Greenland, Europe has a NATO treaty obligation to help Denmark fight off the invaders, and presumably Canada would be part of that coalition.

  24. 24

    Stephen Miller’s deportation machine is failing — and he’s furious
    “Relative to undocumented immigrants, U.S.-born citizens are over 2 times more likely to be arrested for violent crimes, 2.5 times more likely to be arrested for drug crimes, and over 4 times more likely to be arrested for property crimes,” according to the research, published by the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.

    That’s why Stephen Miller is so mad: an administration that wants nothing more than to parade millions of brown bodies onto military aircraft and out of the country — a MAGA team that promised its voters nothing less than “mass deportations now” — is having a tough time actually finding the hardened criminals the last folks supposedly let in.

  25. 25

    @23

    Why are liberals so much more articulate, educated, non knuclke dragging humans than the POS Fascist Conservatives.

    Truly the Conservatives are heterosexual Neanderthals mother fuckers with a dead brain as well as virus.

    Thank You Daryll for allowing my free speech here.

  26. 26

    News from the Danish Kingdom.
    There was a Greenland MAGA that helped organizing the visit of Donald Trump Jr. and Vance in Greenland?
    His company just went down. The Greenlandic MAGA superfan just declared bankruptcy.
    The visit happened in March. It’s May.

  27. 27

    Jay Tapper does not have a fucked kid. But Democrats are doing their best to try to turn him into one.

    jay plemons
    @jayplemons

    🔥 Jake Tapper learns the hard way: Democrats call his son racist for wanting to be a cop.

    No wonder parents are turning away!

    @jaketapper
    “…the idea that my son wants to be a policeman, therefore, he’s racist. That was the big laugh.

    And I thought to myself, this is why you fuckers are losing elections.”

    10:41 AM · May 27, 2025
    ·

  28. 28

    As a woman, Welfare Queen YLB hears none of this.

    “You’re deciding he’s a racist because he wants to be a cop. And why does he want to be a cop? He wants to be a cop because he wants to help people, you know, and he thinks that’s the best way he can help people. And that’s how the Democratic Party talks to men, not just white men, but men.”

    But her two fucked kids do. Which is why one of them will borrow six figures to go to butthole hair braiding school. Because there are no racist, rapist white men who pay good money to have their butthole hairs braided.

  29. 29

    I would actually pay money to see this.

    CNBC Sport
    Major League Baseball to make major investment in women’s professional softball league

    Until women demand to earn $70 million like Shohei Ohtani.

  30. 30

    @28. I have never met a “straight” man who thinks so much about butt stuff. It’s weird.

  31. 31

    Brainwashing uneducated Neanderthals is how the GOP garner support.

    Fear mongering politics, all negative bullshit. And it works!

    It’s the reverse of Darwinism.

  32. 32

    @30 he really should seek help. He is jealous. How can he not be seeing a man’s scrumptious ass.

    And his kind beat women and children, so no surprise.

  36. 36

    @29

    No one in any league is asking for that.

    Do research before coning back with some weak ass shit.

  37. 37

    Fed:

    “OK we revised the number with more data. The US economy did not shrink .3% in the first quarter it was .2%”

    MAGA:

    .“The greatest economic performance in the history of civilization. Trump grew the economy .1% in a single day!”

  38. 38

    One Reagan Appointee, One Obama, One Trump.

    Those are the three judges who cancelled Donnie’s Tariffs.

  39. 39

    Asked about a 3rd Trump term The stupid is rampant

    REP. ANDY OGLES: I actually have a bill that amends the Constitution and there’s a process by which you can do that … we have a lot of support in the House

    Yeah but do you have 2/3rds support? And the Senate? And 3/4 of state legislatures?

  40. 40

    Times are bleak in Toyland. So bleak that Bratz dolls’ flowing locks are at risk. “There is no American factory anywhere that can make hair for dolls, What am I supposed to do? Sell bald dolls?”

    Voting for Republicans causes doll baldness.

  41. 41

    These people are such snowflakes

    There will be repercussions he put out the names of Homeland Security investigators, and doxxed our ICE enforcement officers

    DHS official Tricia McLaughlin threatens the mayor of Nashville with prosecution because he….checks, revealed the names buy no other details of government employees. Which is public record. And releases daily reports on where ICE raided yesterday. Also public record.

    They don’t even know what doxing is. Side note, the congressman calling for a ‘doxing’ investigation? Andy ‘my bill will amend the Constitution’ Ogles

    Kid rock could not be reached for comment after someone tipped him off to close his bar before ICE raided then neighborhood.

  45. 45

    One of the natural consequences of producing cars with an “autopilot” feature that doesn’t work is that they are fearsomely expensive to insure. So a few years ago, with concern growing that the company would never succeed in reaching scale to match the inflated share price, they decided to begin offering to insure the dangerous cars themselves.

    S&P Global just compiled the data, and it turns out the company has been losing money on insurance in every one of these years since they began trying to overcome the problem.

    https://electrek.co/2025/05/28/tesla-is-losing-money-insuring-its-own-cars/

    Tesla’s aren’t even safe to insure.

    #TeslaTakedown is working

  47. 47

    Tesla sales have fallen 97% in Canada’s largest provincial EV market causing a complete halt to further imports from the maker.

    #TeslaTakedown is working

  48. 48

    Elmo just suffered the third failed SpaceX launch explosion in a row.

    #TeslaTakedown is working

  49. 49

    Dan Bongino, fighting back tears on Fox and withering under the fierce Kilmeade interrogation because he assumed the job was going to be all about arresting enemies with no charges, owning the libs, tossing some trans people in prison…

    I gave up everything for this. I mean, my wife is struggling… I stare at these 4 walls all day in DC, you know, by myself, divorced from my wife. Not divorced, but I mean, separated. And it’s hard.

    Well Danny my Boy, you could have kept running conspiracy theories on a podcast but you thought you’d get a high profile gig as a Apostle even though you aren’t qualified for the job. No one MADE you upend your lunacy in the Fox News…

  51. 51

    MAHA delivers a report that cites non-existent research papers.

    Asked if they used AI to create it (We all know they did) the Groomed Child Bride at the Podium

    “I can’t speak to that.”

  52. 52

    These guys have a lot of time to go on the Fox News.

    Maga Mike Jesus Johnson

    I sent my good friend Elon a long text message last night explaining that it can be both big and beautiful. What I wanted to make sure that he understands is that the projection he’s referring to is from the CBO. They are historically totally unreliable. It’s run by Democrats.

    CBO Chief Phillip Swagel worked in the Bush II administration and was appointed by House Republicans in 2023.

  53. 53

    We just want to play the hits. No one cares about the whole album.

    FOX BIZ: Could you explain the administration’s justification of economic emergency invocation on dolls and Wayfair furniture and Lululemon yoga pants. That’s gonna be a hard sell to a court.

    NAVARRO: Let’s take the fentanyl issue first

  55. 55

    @27 For the record, we were losing elections because of voters who are unintelligent, uninformed, and gullible; but that’s going to change, because even they are realizing they fucked up by electing Trump and Republicans.

  57. 57

    Tacos. We got Tacos. Who likes Tacos?

    Trump administration backtracks on Harvard foreign student policy
    Harvard now has 30 days to respond to the Trump administration.

    John Fugelsang
    @johnfugelsang.bsky.social

    The pattern we’re apparently not yet tired of:

    1. Trump announces dumb thing that hurts ppl
    2. Trump totally caves on dumb thing
    3. Entire world laughs at Trump
    4. Trump loudly declares victory
    5. Men who can’t spell “you’re” praise Trump’s genius

  58. 58

    @45 Even if Tesla subsidizes the insurance on its cars, Tesla owners are missing out on premium savings because they can’t bundle their homeowners and auto insurance.

  59. 59

    @54

    It was just maybe a month go dumbfuck was saying Tesla doesn’t need the subsidies while competitors do.

    Looking at the sales numbers plummet makes eating or adding several thousand dollars to the price is bad for Elmo’s holdings.

  60. 60

    @52 Chief Swagel just got excommunicated from MAGA Mike’s Church of Obeisance to Trump. It happens to everyone in Trump’s orbit eventually, and Mike Johnson’s day will come, too.

  61. 61

    @59 Elon isn’t actually worth $400B or $200B or what ev. None of these billionaires can convert their paper wealth to an equal amount of cash, because as each share of stock is sold, the remaining shares become worth less, because there are fewer buyers for the stock remaining in the market. In Elon’s case, if he were to dump all his Tesla shares onto the market all at once, the share price would instantly plummet.

    Larry Ellison of Oracle once said he could lay his hands on maybe one or two billion of cash if he needed to. That’s enough to keep the lights on and pay the housekeepers at his mansion, buy fuel for his private jet, and keep his superyacht running, so it’s all he needs.

    What shareholders actually own is the company’s earnings, or more to the point, an income stream. Tesla pays no dividends, so practically speaking Elon has no Tesla wealth beyond what he can sell shares for.

  62. 62

    Farms rely on seasonal workers and undocumented immigrants, but republicans want them erased.
    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/may/28/farmworkers-h-2a-trump-agriculture
    The debate over guest workers is dividing Republican support.
    Project 2025 wants to replace all H-2A workers with local workers and automation but if mass deportations go forward as promised, growers and ranchers will be even more desperate for workers since undocumented workers compose about 40% of the agricultural workforce.
    Farm groups insist US citizens are unwilling to do the arduous labor and that eliminating H-2A workers could collapse the food system. Farm groups are also advocating for reducing wage and housing requirements.

  63. 63

    How to notice a Heterosexual Neanderthal. He’s an out of stater and comes to you town doesn’t pay the matter, gets a ticket, slams his foot getting into the truck after pulling the ticket off the windshield and then slams the car door. After he leaves he takes a left at the light that clearly has a sign that says no left turn….oh and a Drumpy sticker on the bumper.

    Rules don’t apply to them, just the law abiding good citizens.

    Don’t kill yourself on the way home asshole. And take the bitch with you, the one one you hardly had kind polite words for while slamming your door. Hope he doesn’t kill her when he gets home.

  64. 64

    49,
    Living each day under the crushing weight of all that Imposter Syndrome must be exhausting.

    Life’s hard when you’re an entirely unqualified idiot working a job that surpasses your normal “fake it till you make it” instincts, I guess.

  67. 67

    If you think Trump is about deporting illegal immigrants, you’re mistaken. It’s bigger than that. Viewing the totality of actions — on birthright citizenship, revoking green cards, gearing up for mass denaturalizations, detaining foreign tourists, excluding Chinese students altogether and restricting other foreign students, and importing white South Africans — it’s clear Trump’s overall policy is ethnic cleansing and we should call it that.

  68. 68

    @62 What are you saying? American high school kids won’t take off the fall semester of their senior year to do stoop labor in the fields for $7.25 an hour, while living in communal tent camps with Porta Potties? Don’t all American teens love camping and physically challenging outdoor pursuits?

  69. 69

    Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem posted a stunning allegation on Wednesday: A undocumented migrant sent a letter threatening to kill President Donald Trump, promising to “self deport” after the assassination.

    “Thanks to our ICE officers, this illegal alien who threatened to assassinate President Trump is behind bars,” Noem wrote in a social media post that included the letter and a picture of the man arrested. DHS also sent out a press release.

    But investigators are now saying the migrant was “set up” and “framed.”

    Law enforcement believes the man, Ramon Morales Reyes, 54, never wrote the letter, which was sent to an Immigration and Customs Enforcement office and other law enforcement agencies, several sources familiar with the matter told CNN.

    Instead, investigators suspect the letter was intended to benefit a separate individual who is currently awaiting trial in a robbery and assault case in which Reyes is a victim. They do not consider the threat to be credible. …

    The department would not comment on whether they still believed Reyes was the author of the letter.

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/exclusive-kristi-noem-said-a-migrant-threatened-to-kill-trump-investigators-think-he-was-set-up/ar-AA1FJSva

    My first reaction upon seeing the CNN headline was the administration cooked up a fake assassination threat and framed some innocent migrant to bolster their wobbly deportation agenda, because I believe Trump and the likes of Homan and Noem are perfectly capable of such skulduggery.

    That’s not what happened, this appears to be a case of a robber retaliating against his victim, but various administration officials did go off half-cocked, and have yet to admit they were wrong, because it’s what they want to believe. And if they don’t acknowledge the true facts at some point, then they’re guilty of lying, just like Trump and Vance lied about Haitian workers eating pets.

    This administration has no honor. They’ve already shown that in many ways.

  70. 70

    Attorney General Pam Bondi on Thursday informed the American Bar Association that she is cutting off its access to nonpublic information about President Donald Trump’s judicial nominees because she thinks the nonpartisan organization is an “activist group.”

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/pam-bondi-american-bar-association-trump-judicial-nominees_n_6838c50ae4b0f6df876b1bab

    Yeah, because they’re for the rule of law and she’s not. Just wait until her own bar association gets their claws on her. She won’t be a lawyer when this is all over.

  71. 71

    68,
    Less than $7.25 per hour.

    Seasonal farm labor is exempt from the FLSA.

    Welcome to real America.

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