– I am generally opposed to Euclidean zoning so I am fine with more residential properties in SoDo. It’s much less important than density where there are mostly single family lots now, but it’s…fine.
– Congratulations to the people at Representative Baumgartner’s town hall.
– A handy list of ways Washington State is challenging the Trump Administration in court.
– Bail bond agents should not send people to immigration enforcement.
– Seattle PreK is still a thing, and your kiddos may be eligible.
– Great news! You can call or email your legislator or member of Congress.
The Left Is Trying to Cover up That Biden Left Astronauts Stranded
What has Elon Musk done lately, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit wondered last week.
The simple answer is that Musk did what Bi-Done abandoned. Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit is desperate to make that truth disappear.
While Mark Kelly was busy criticizing Elon Musk, Musk was busy giving Kelly’s fellow astronauts an escape from the space prison in which Joe Biden had abandoned them.
Dolphins for Trump.
For a local angle, DEI Hire Jackie Robinson had a better career batting average than Jr., Edgar, and Ichiro.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/2025/03/19/jackie-robinson-department-of-defense-website/82538988007/
– Congratulations to the people at Representative Baumgartner’s town hall.
Congratulations to the violent proclivities of leftists angry at how Chuck Schumer handed the CR last week, as they have forced Schumer to postpone his planned book tour.
Nothing like liberals celebrating domestic terrorism by other liberals, is there?
MTVs ‘Real World’ Star goes on Fox News and declares American air travel unsafe.
Sadly that’s your Secretary of Transportation.
Republican’s did that.
When Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit proclaimed “Liberals must arm.”, who knew he meant so they could string up and murder their own Senate Minority Leader?
@ 4
For a local angle, DEI Hire Jackie Robinson had a better career batting average than Jr., Edgar, and Ichiro.
Who knew that Ken Griffey, Jr., Edgar Martinez, and Ichiro Suzuki were three white guys?
@ 6
Mayor Pete spews:
MTVs ‘Real World’ Star goes on Fox News and declares American air travel unsafe.
Next up: Mayor Pete receives his daily geopolitical security briefing from Snooki.
Secretary Sean ‘MTV’s Real World’ Duffy declared the NYC Subway part of the ‘War on Cars’ and a way to force people out of driving.
Never mind that the demonstration of the system happened right about the time Herr Daimler was producing his first engines in Germany and the all city system close to what NYC knows today opened before Henry “I really like that Hitler Fellow” Ford introduced the Model T.
Imagine for a moment every over 16 resident of Manhattan had a car. Where you gonna put a million cars? Rent stalls in Jersey and then…..take the train?
Even Darryl would agree that @ 9 is some of my better work.
Congestion pricing and post-disaster price gouging are little different.
They’re both access for a price, and the price is dependent on need.
The difference is FEMA doesn’t hand out free bridge toll tokens.
@ 10
Imagine for a moment every over 16 resident of Manhattan had a car.
That’s like imagining that Welfare Queen YLB had a spine or that Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit could successfully achieve erection.
@8
Thank you for walking into that.
Better than (All HoF):
Mike Piazza
George Brett
Chipper Jones
Mel Ott
Mickey Mantle
Jeff Bagwell
Carl Yastrzemski
I could name another dozen ‘household names’ players but you still wouldn’t get the point.
Wonder how many career sub .250 guys had decade long careers when MLB was “Whites Only?”
Elon took to his Twatter today
Maybe Elon can take the citizenship test? What is 2/3rds of 100.
had a spine
Yours truly laughs at John Dutton cosplayer..
Tooling around widbee on a two wheeled crotch stimulator.
Back to having a life.
@ 14
Wonder how many career sub .250 guys had decade long careers when MLB was “Whites Only?”
Hundreds if not thousands. Back then they were called pitchers.
Amazing what the FBI can do when it’s forced to focus on real crime.
@11
Why would a Harvard Magna Cum Laude, Rhodes Scholar, Veteran, Mayor, Cabinet Secretary from Indiana ever cross paths with an MTV ‘star?’
That was in actuality one of your laziest efforts. But we know you like underqualified lightweights with checks in the boxes
□ White
□ Heterosexual
@18
Actual Story,
Mexican Police finally tracked down Francisco Javier Román-Bardales and are extradicting to the U.S.
How it went:
Ring ring, “Patel Here!”
“Hi, this is Maribel Cervantes Guerrero. We got a guy you’ve been looking for.”
“Are you a woman?”
“Yes”
“Well that’s great news. We’ll get the extradition request out ASAP.”
steps to the mic
“I caught a Mexican MS-13 leader! Hail Trump. He did it himself. With all the new direction here at the FBI.”
Putin left Donnie waiting for an hour before taking the call.
Then ‘agreed’ to a cease fire.
Then used a drone strike to bomb a hospital couple hours after hanging up.
Because Donnie is a negotiator and America is feared and respected.
@ 20
Mexican Police finally tracked down Francisco Javier Román-Bardales and are extradicting to the U.S.
Any minute now some Biden-appointed federal judge will issue an order to the Mexican president requiring that Roman-Bardales be freed and given his own island off the coast of the Yucatan peninsula.
@23
Sorry I triggered you, Snowflake.
Can I buy you a Soy Latte and some blue hair dye?
Was anyone beaten to death with a hockey stick?
County in Maine Who Voted for Trump Upset When They Will Have to Drive 3+ Hours for Social Security.
Republicans Did that
No more ID check-ins via internet or phone.
Elderly and disabled will have to travel to meet in person for routine check-ins. And with multiple offices closing, that means many will have to wait months and travel hours just to recertify.
Republicans did that.
Canadian Jasmine Mooney’s ordeal at the hands of ICE goons is bad enough.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/19/canadian-detained-us-immigration-jasmine-mooney
But what ought to really stand out in all that is how incredibly wasteful and inefficient such a system was, even in her case – a Canadian citizen, with a passport, permission to work in the United States, and willing to return immediately to Canada at her own expense.
For two days she was detained in San Diego, under the supervision of agents who had no idea why, no idea where she would go next, and no reason at all for detaining her. Moved once within the San Diego facility. Then processed into and transfered from Sad Diego to Otay Mesa detention in California where she was housed with other detainees who had no criminal violations – for example two others housed with her there had gotten into the wrong one-way lane in a crowded border area. Next she was shackled and transferred at 2 am to Arizona, the San Luis Regional Detention Center. Then again at 2 am she was transferred in shackles back to confinement in San Diego. Then she was transfered in custody to the airport in San Diego. All in the course of just two weeks. All for someone who had committed no violations at all.
But Elmo is too busy focusing on imaginary invisible secret social security recipients.
@17
Wonder how many 5+ERA guys had a decade long career before Satchel Paige.
Spoke to a former neighbor recently who has a federal job. She’s been at it a long time. Has civil service protection. She said all DEI oriented stuff and personnel are gone from her workplace, any pictures of rainbows, stuff like that gone.. Jobs that are research oriented are going away.. It all sounds like what we’ve been reading about in the media.
But I was a little taken aback when she said that her workplace is returning to “2019 staffing”.
What does that mean? Pretty simple. Pants Shitter 1.0 was all about erasing Obama – reversing everything he did because black guy made fun of orange man at the DC Press party.
Pants shitter 2.0 means erasing “crooked Joe” – the guy who “stole” 2020 from pants shitter.
“2019” is not only pre-Joe. It’s pre “teh Wuhan” which was also a vast klownspiracy hatched by the derp state in collaboration w/ China to run pants shitter out of DC.
All retribution, all thin orange skinned pique, all the time. This country has sunk so low to enable this vain delusional pos.
Luckily for my former neighbor, her profession has good demand in the private sector.
@28 The money shot in that article was about the private detention center industry and its incentive to hold people for as long as they can get away with. The longer they hold, the more money they make.
The horrible conditions described, the freezing cells, inadequate blankets, small towel for showering, a single plastic cup for water and a single plastic spoon that must be reused for the garbage food – it’s all about maximizing profit.
Without her family making a stink in the media in Canada and elsewhere, she could still be there.
It’s too fucking sick for words.
@30 I should have also mentioned that pants shitter and magatry regarded both Obama and Biden as illegitimate.
Obama because he was “born in Kenya”.
Biden because he “stole” the 2020 election from his fucking basement.. and Hunter’s dick pics.
Things don’t get better until the magats die out. Jim Crow is alive and well in the battleground states.
Now there’s a flip side to this report of liberal social media darling Harry Sisson’s online perversion and stalking of women. For one thing, it’s the first time I had any idea that he might not be a flaming homosexual.
Wow. Greenpeace is NOT having a good day.
Where’s Greta when you really need her?
Harry Sisson
Never heard of the guy. Then I’m not on FB, Tik Tok or anything else like that. Hardly look at Xitter anymore.
online perversion and stalking of women…
i.e., a “homosexual” after the troll’s own heart.
btw, who is the more “competent” homosexual? Tim Cook, Jared Polis, Nick Fuentes or Peter Thiel?
Nothing against gay people in general myself. Just asking because the troll always babbles about them, about their “competence” and even gets into anatomical details.
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/19/doge-map-of-musk-world-as-trump-ag-warns-tesla-vandals.html
Very true! People shouldn’t take out their frustration with Musk’s political meddling on Tesla car owners. They should take it out on him: Don’t buy his cars, drive TLSA stock to zero, and if you see him flip him the middle finger.
Greenpeace is NOT having a good day.
When the pipe breaks, the “defamed” polluter will be long gone.
And who’ll be left holding the bag?
This won’t hold up on appeal.
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5204161-bondi-judge-flight-deportation/
If that’s a legal argument, she’s entitled to make it, but if it’s a directive to DOJ attorneys, she’s in contempt of court.
@1 “The simple answer is that Musk did what” the government-run space program did for decades, except he adds a hefty profit markup to the taxpayer bill.
It was no technical breakthrough achievement, dumbfuck. And if NASA couldn’t do it, maybe the problem is too many of its functions were outsourced?
@3 They were there to help the divers in case Musk’s capsule sank, dumbass.
@7 Look up “self defense” when you’re not too busy scratching your ass. And really, you should either stop fucking the horse, or get regularly dewormed.
Your child’s dream or possibility of ever being President… gone forevermore, thanks to the fascist GOP. Dashed.
@9 “Mayor Pete receives his daily geopolitical security briefing from Snooki.”
If he does, he’s getting better information than your tribe is putting out. I’ll give Elon credit for one thing: He’s not just shrinking the federal government, he’s also doing a great job of shrinking the MAGA movement.
Massive tornado outbreak in Illinois, Missouri, Arkansas, and Mississippi.
People didn’t get tornado alerts on their phones last, and tornado sirens didn’t go off. Thirty-four folks are dead. Musk, Trump and Republicans gutted NOAA and caused these deaths.
Republicans did that.
@14 As you probably know, Doctor Dumbfuck had a short-lived minor league career before resorting to his backup plan, a Caribbean med school. Don’t even ask what his career stats were. He washed out of the radiology lab and his marital bed, too.
@ 30
…that her workplace is returning to “2019 staffing”. What does that mean?
It means that if you want a paycheck you show up at the fucking office each day, girlfriend. Like Bezos and Dimon have made clear.
What a huge surprise that you know so little about working for a living.
@ 45
… had a short-lived minor league career …
It’s particularly useful for handling all of those hanging curves down the middle of the plate that you serve up, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.
https://www.aol.com/exclusive-trump-sign-order-thursday-215120304.html
Which will be struck down by the courts, if the Supremes do their job. The right way for a president to do this is ask Congress to close the agency. The Constitution doesn’t allow him to bypass the 535 members of Congress. If he could do that, why bother having a Congress at all?
@35
Yeah, lots of chronically online people are saying, who?
Had to look him up. OK he’s got 1.8M followers on the TikkyTokky. Not bad.
But while Y’all are trying to make him out to be this massive lefty influencer…
Under the Desk News 3.5M
Aaron Parnas 3.3M
Midas Touch (also the most downloaded podcast in the USA) 2.4M
Mid Tier at best and most of us will continue to ignore him, several are ‘cancelling’ him now, and many more will be dropping him if these allegations are true.
Now do Andrew Tate. In the grand scheme of morals, is getting nudes from consenting adults the same as raping under age women? Is Harry getting intervention on visa applications?
At one time, maybe about 6-8 months ago, gas got to $2.69. Last week it looked like it could have approached it, it was like $2.79 per gallon. Today it is back up to $2.90. President fix everything has failed. He’s a loser.
But wait for the recession, then maybe
@ 44
Musk, Trump and Republicans gutted NOAA and caused these deaths.
Republicans did that.
Biden was president on October 9.
Didn’t get an emergency alert ahead of tornadoes on Oct. 9? This might be why
WPTV Investigates dug through dozens of National Weather Service surveys and Weather Emergency Alert records to expose what may be potential flaws in the system.
Lots of potential causes, including too many warnings being sent.
Wanna see an article about people who claimed they didn’t hear sirens, and the county responding that it was because there are no sirens?
You should try to be less asshole.
Never heard of such a person.
Seems like an extremely online and very niche/cringe kind of observation implying many, many long lonely hours spent with a mouse in the Fucktard Nazi’s right hand and a bottle of Jergens in the left.
1.3M of whom are likely to be South Korean tweens and bot accounts being maintained in Singapore.
Just bring toilet paper and be prepared to use an inverted trash can for a chair. And if any of you happen to have some yard tools bring those too. Nobody has been cutting the grass or raking the leaves for the last four years. Also, dress warmly. We can’t actually guarantee that the heat is working.
If she wants the judge to hear it she should file a brief. But briefs like that would need some hefty citations to precedent denying jurisdiction. Haven’t seen much of that so far from Team Propeller Head over at “Main Justice”.
@27 “Elderly and disabled will have to travel to meet in person for routine check-ins. And with multiple offices closing, that means many will have to wait months and travel hours just to recertify.”
Meanwhile they’re cut off from their Social Security and sitting outside a Safeway begging for food.
Elon did that.
Doctor Dumbfuck is decrying political violence against Tesla stores. I am, too, but if things go this far we’ll be lucky if there aren’t mass riots, and Elon will have caused it.
@38 of previous thread: Minnesota GOP pervert’s online bio is pretty sketchy. He attended a local high school and college, and is said to be related to the family that owns Glen’s Army-Navy Store in Grand Rapids, Minnesota. But I can’t find anywhere online who is parents are.
Glen’s was founded in 1946 as a military surplus store by a guy named Glen Dix, who retired in 1974 and sold the business to his store manager, Howard Eichorn. Howard’s son, Rusty, currently owns the company.
Sen. Justin Eichorn’s political bio, featuring photos of him, his wife, and their four kids — but not the 16-year-old he’s accused of soliciting for sex, who doesn’t exist, he actually fell for a police sting — says he worked in the “family business.” This refers to Glen’s.
So did Rusty’s sister, she was the bookkeeper. Criminality apparently runs in the family, because she was convicted of embezzling over $200,000 from Glen’s. If Rusty is Sen. Eichorn’s father or uncle, then she would be his aunt.
What does the senator’s relative’s criminal record have to do with him? Nothing. But Doctor Dumbfuck does guilt-by-association trips all the time, so I thought this factoid might be right up his alley.
By the way, Rusty is a floatplane pilot who takes kids for airplane rides. Seems like a good guy. But as family trees go, even sturdy oaks can have a few rotten knots here and there.
@47 You don’t seem to have much trouble striking out on most of them.
@46 “It means that if you want a paycheck you show up at the fucking office each day, girlfriend. Like Bezos and Dimon have made clear.”
Sometimes remote work makes sense, sometimes it doesn’t. Bezos probably can run his business empire from his yacht, wherever it happens to be. Trump can bark out orders on the golf course. Dimon has to be in the office to meet with his board.
Last fall USA Today estimated that 14% of Americans work from home all the time, while 41% of office workers work remotely part of the time, and “only 16% of white-collar workers would consider a role that doesn’t offer any days of remote work.”
https://www.usatoday.com/money/blueprint/business/hr-payroll/remote-work-statistics/
Bosses and management experts argue the pros and cons of remote work. Some say office interactions with co-workers are essential for team functioning. But when remote work is feasible, it offers tremendous savings for companies and society in general by eliminating need for commuting and expensive office space. Whether it’s right for a company or government agency really is case-by-case, not one-size-fits-all. Which is over the heads of dumbfucks like you and Trump.
“I demand an immediate injunction on the NCAA women’s tournament because even though I have zero evidence that a tranny is playing NCAA D-! Basketball that the NCAA does not prohibit it makes it offensive to my religion.” -Texas, AG Ken Paxton
State District Court Judge Les Hatch, a Republican who has won the post via election every time since 2009.
“Yeah, no. Fuck off.”
Rightwing crazies have bought up tens of millions of military assault rifles, stockpiled billions of ammunition rounds, formed hundreds of armed private militias with political agendas, attacked Congress and cops, openly talk about civil war, putting liberals in concentration camps and executing them, and then HA’s dumbfuck troll contends “liberals must arm” is aggression … 😄🤣😂
Calling “liberals must arm” political violence is a little like saying Jews refusing to board trains to Auschwitz is an act of political violence …
Most of them actually have almost no concept of how a modern office dashboard and customized productivity suite works.
How do they suppose it is that Jay Graber and about 20 other full time employees elevated Bluesky into contending credibly with Xitter?
All the “management initiatives” tested in “team building exercises” and rolled out painfully in various reorgs since long before COVID have led inevitably to this. Once bloated companies shed “non core competencies” to focus on the business and to outsource everything else to vendors. Do you know that I once met a landscape architect who started his career inside Boeing as a landscape architect ?
That’s insane.
Fuckers like Dimon don’t give a shit about productivity and focus. They have that luxury. For now at least. But the fact is using modern software tools makes office environments for most businesses obsolete. Jay Graber doesn’t give a shit that her company doesn’t own land and buildings. They could barely host an intramural softball game. Those things do not contribute to productivity any more than “casual Fridays” or smelling the office manager’s appalling coffee breath.
Boomers like Dimon can fight it all they want. But office environments are dead. It’s just going to take a while for the corpse to begin rotting.
We are so inferior we have to keep the non whites from competing.
For every tit there’s a tat.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/the-arrival-of-the-tariff-inflation-powell-doesnt-shy-from-linking-trade-to-prices-as-fed-shifts-forecasts-205345292.html
The Fed can’t change the impact of tariffs on prices. All it can do is lower interest rates to make it a little cheaper for people to borrow when they go deeper into debt to buy the goods Trump made more expensive.
@63 Speaking of team building …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9b8mJbIpN4
… these younger generations are different.
Every POC with a child in this Idaho teacher’s class should sue the fuck out of the school district for race discrimination.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJxRtjma7lc
Working fro Jamie Dimon be like …
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JkcMBk4fIzE
whose college swimming career ended in March 2022, just before she graduated.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-penn-trans-swimmer_n_67db0361e4b0bf3b3e8789a6
So now Trump is punishing colleges for the policies they had in place before he became president and forced them to change their policies? A little ex post facto, isn’t it? What’s next, making it a retroactive crime to have voted for Hillary Clinton in 2016? I have a feeling this will get struck down by the courts, too.
$1.4B missing from TESLA’s books.
I’m sure there’s a legal explanation.
@71 Probably political contributions. The South African draft dodger immigrant is trying to buy a Wisconsin court election right now.
So you think charter schools are the greatest thing since sliced bread, and we should have more of them here in Washington, huh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuzyG2SKFlg
(Quoted from video here)
Well Elon, first of all, if you actually know who’s doing these terrible things to Teslas, here’s a number for you to call: 911. Yeah, let’s catch these perps and get ’em off the streets.
But if we assume this is a violent reaction to your trashing millions of people’s lives, which doesn’t take a huge leap of imagination, how can you be sure it’s “from the left”? Recent Republican townhalls suggest there are a lot of angry Republican voters out there, too. Maybe they’re doing it?
If you believe the Democrats are “the party of empathy, the party of caring,” does allying yourself with the other party mean you don’t hold those values? Your recent actions certainly suggest this.
When you say, “I’ve never done anything harmful,” I do think there’s some kind of mental illness thing going on there, because that statement just doesn’t make any sense …
The best part of the video @74 is a little over 3 minutes in, where you see a Cybertruck on a freeway with “Toyota” painted on its tailgate. That guy’s no fool, he doesn’t want to get deliberately rammed from behind, but this probably won’t be enough to ward off evil parking lot spirits.
That video clip of Elon apparently was taken from a Fox interview. Details here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beYW-nsN4rQ
Oh, and yes, he absolutely sounds like he’s on drugs.
Welcome to the
stagflationTrump economy:https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/19/stagflation-fed-sees-higher-inflation-and-an-economy-growing-by-less-than-2percent-this-year.html
Trump fired Amtrack’s CEO, apparently for not ridding D.C.’s Union Station of homeless people, among other reasons.
Trump fired Amtrack’s CEO, seemingly for not ridding D.C.’s Union Station of homeless people, among other reasons.
If you dad was in the Army, serving in Germany and you were born there on a U.S. military base, as far as Elon’s concerned, you’re an immigrant and he’s siccing his DOGE boys on your Social Security benefits. At least that’s what appears to have happened to this retiree.
https://www.the-sun.com/money/13796670/retiree-social-security-benefits-suspended-without-notice-pay-payments/
Army brat gets kicked off Social Security by a South African draft dodger. Cute.
Consumer protection under Trump …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9EPR0LK_cg
… is going away.
31,
One of the detention contractors, GEO Group, is currently in litigation defending its use of detainees, who are not convicted of any crime, and most of whom are not even accused of committing any crime, to perform slave labor for the company.
https://www.propublica.org/article/geo-group-ice-detainees-wage
Two Tesla stories.
One friend in ANOTHER vehicle watched as three of his friends burned to death because the doors wouldn’t open in a crash according to now released
Police report of Oakland crash. And because Elon was so enamored with driving unscathed through the Zombie apocalypse the witness had to bash a window 10-15 times with a tree branch before he could drag of the passengers out.
Two TESLA stories
The company has recalled every single Cybertruck sold for a ‘hardware issue.
Unclear at this point if its the trapping victims inside a burning crash or the tendency of entire panels affixed with glue flying off at freeway speeds.
And as a bonus, seems like it’s ‘autopilot’ is not even close to ready making ‘robotaxi’ promised for this year not even ready for test track evaluation.
But don’t worry, Elon. MTV runs the NYSB now so they’ll give you a waiver?
There is probably going to be some reluctance among Democrats to embrace the Boasberg litigation because of the fascist’s claims that those deported were all “vicious cannibals coming to rape you to death and dine on your corpses”.
Undoubtedly some of those removed to a for-profit torture prison in El Salvador were indeed members of the notorious Venezuelan prison gang. But most were not. And some had absolutely no ties to the criminal gang whatsoever.
Fascists depend on using that phony accusation by association to convince the public to ignore how completely lawless the removal was, and how constitutionally lawless the administration’s response to the lawsuits is. They hope to use the case to establish their authority to ignore the courts, and by extension to ignore the law entirely.
But their legal arguments, the facts of the case, and their own responses to the litigation make it pretty clear they don’t have any hope of winning in court. They never followed any process to make determinations about gang affiliation. They’ve now destroyed those records. They’ve destroyed any records of the identities of the individuals removed. They’ve destroyed records regarding their custody inside the US. They’ve destroyed records concerning their custodial transfers inside the US. And they’ve destroyed some of the records regarding the removal flights.
They never had evidence. And they’ve now destroyed any possibility that they ever did have evidence. They openly defied valid and binding court orders. The best they can now hope for is to win reversal on purely procedural grounds. And they lack those grounds. To win in a higher jurisdiction would require the making of new law.
So when the fascist bleat about Tren de Aragua the only reply we make should consist of these two words:
prove it.
It never will be.
https://youtu.be/U1MigIJXJx8
Our campaign on vaccines works. Herd immunity is the best.
The family of then first Measles death in Texas sat for an interview.
West Texas, quiverfull, homeschooled…
This aint no hippie dipoy lefty granola antivax.
Sucks to be a Tesla Owner.
Wait ’til you libbies see what happens with TSLA.
TSLA could drop another 50% and Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit still wouldn’t be able to afford the shares.
Yeah, and those dolphins were paid actors, too.
NBC10 Boston’s Pete Bouchard under fire for saying SpaceX splashdown had ‘strong hints of AI’
It was the Elon.
On Thursday, 3/20/25 at 10:19 am the Nazi Fucktard posted:
This week NASDAQ is up one point. TSLA is down five.
Wank Panzer is in full safety recall.
Autopilot doesn’t work.
Robocab will never happen.
Semi will never happen.
Another Tesla dealership is burning in your community.
Humiliated celebrity customers have now found it more lucrative to auction off sledge hammer blows on their Teslas than to attempt to sell them or trade them in.
Ford’s Edsel division was “revolutionary” in its day.
The deadline for the DOJ to respond to judge Boasberg’s order to provide flight information to the court has now passed over an hour ago. And there are no updated filings showing in PACER.
It’s possible that the DOJ walked the required documents into chambers to avoid media attention to their compliance.
But it’s also just as possible that the DOJ is in open contempt.
I’ve learned that Judge Boasberg has granted the DOJ one additional day in response to part of their motion filed yesterday.
No end to their lawlessness. Just like Bob’s delusion warped sick mentally deranged brain.
Jerce Reyes Barrios A one time Venezuelan National team player and club coach protested the Maduro Regime and tells of being arrested and tortured.
Arrived at the border in 2024 with asylum paperwork ready and granted entry pending decision. Has US Lawyers
Now he’s in a Salvadorean prison and the administration points to his gang tattoo. The soccer ball with a crown. The logo of Real Madrid, six time and current UEFA Cup winner., a record 15 time Champions League winner.
Again, he had lawyers and an assylum hearing scheduled.
The deportation case for Mahmoud Khalil has been assigned jurisdiction in N.J., federal judge Michael Farbiarz is assigned to the case and immediately orders that Khalil “shall not be removed from the United States, unless and until the Court issues a contrary Order.”
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.njd.564334/gov.uscourts.njd.564334.81.0.pdf
Humiliated celebrity customers have now found it more lucrative to auction off sledge hammer blows on their Teslas than to attempt to sell them or trade them in.
Dang.. lotta munee to be made there.. post it all to yt..
96,
Basically the Republi-Nazi position is that if your name ends with a “z” and you have any tatoo other than a flag of the United States you are TdA, and according to Stephen Miller, therefore an “enemy combatant” in an undeclared war.
For courts to sign off on this shit they will have to make up new law (dreaded “judge-made” law) and they will have to make up facts.
Roses are red.
Violets are Blue
Colin Powell is no longer a DoD distinguished American.
But then neither is a single woman or non-white who was on Jan. 19, 2025
@100,
You broke me.
@90 Tesla is Doctor Dumbfuck’s GE.
‘Slap in the face’: Pro-Trump Republican bemoans closure of local Social Security office
One House Republican in a swing district is now publicly rebuking President Donald Trump’s administration after one of his budget cuts directly impacted his constituents.
Lawler’s public stance against one of Trump’s budget cuts is particularly noteworthy, given that he recently lauded the administration’s efforts to cut out “waste, fraud and abuse” in government agencies during a tele-town hall. The New York Republican said “There are things they’re doing that I think are beneficial.”
Republicans did that
@91 How about if we call out all journalists, press secretaries, politicians, and political activist CEOs who promulgate bullshit, and not be selective about it?
@98 Longtime Seattle residents will remember this guy:
https://durangonorthwest.blogspot.com/2010/03/dick-balch-quit-smashing-cars-decades.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZDGlA3Knr8
But he was only selling cars, and people didn’t hate him, they thought he was funny. As Elon is learning (or maybe he isn’t, he’s an arrogant guy), messing with other people’s Social Security is mood-altering.
Speaking of Social Security, a federal judge “in a scathing ruling” has blocked DOGE’s access to Social Security personal data and ordered DOGE to destroy all such data in their possession.
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/20/judge-bars-musks-doge-team-from-social-security-records.html
Donald Trump cost you your job. Full Stop.
Minneapolis Star Tribune
In other injunction news today, a judge has blocked deportation of a Georgetown University postdoc scholar from India whose visa was revoked, not expired, because his wife is a Palestinian born in Gaza who once worked for Al Jazeera.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/bc-us-georgetown-scholar-detained_n_67dc845ee4b0b47eccfee0d7
Earlier this week, Trump’s press twit complained to reporters that her boss is the most enjoined president in history. It’s gotta be because Obama- and Biden-appointed partisan rogue judges are picking on Trump. Did I mention she’s a moron? I don’t want to forget that.
Even Republican senators can’t swallow Trump’s plans for the military.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/gop-armed-services-chairs-slam-reports-of-drastic-pentagon-changes_n_67dc1c34e4b0cc14ca429967
Look fellas, just impeach and remove him from office, Democrats will cooperate with you on that.
The White House says it has “a plan in place” to help individuals whose Social Security numbers were released to the public in the unredacted JFK files, which includes issuing new Social Security numbers.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/bc-us-jfk-assassination-documents-personal-information_n_67dc8b39e4b034ade1e86137
Roger Rabbit Commentary: They could’ve saved themselves the extra work by reading the documents and redacting the Social Security numbers before releasing them. Haste makes waste; now they have to clean up the mess they created. Do you keep a feeling the people working for this administration don’t know what the hell they’re doing? As in, totally fucking incompetent? Oh well.
#readyfireaim
https://www.rawstory.com/iowa-claims-to-find-hundreds-of-noncitizens-confirmed-to-be-on-iowas-voter-rolls/
Couple of thoughts. First, “potential non-citizens” are not “confirmed” non-citizens. Second, a 12-year-old database is not confirmation of citizenship status. Third, now that Pate has confirmed the “potential” non-citizenship of 13% of the flagged voters, the next step should be to contact them and ask if they’re now citizens, ya think?
I have a feeling that 2,176 number will get whittled down from 277 to an even smaller number, like maybe 2 or 3 non-citizens who actually voted because of confusion or a screwup by voter registration authorities.
https://www.rawstory.com/iowa-claims-to-find-hundreds-of-noncitizens-confirmed-to-be-on-iowas-voter-rolls/
Couple of thoughts. First, “potential non-citizens” are not “confirmed” non-citizens. Second, a 12-year-old database is not confirmation of citizenship status. Third, now that Pate has confirmed the “potential” non-citizenship of 13% of the flagged voters, the next step should be to contact them and ask if they’re now citizens, ya think?
I have a feeling that 2,176 number will get whittled down from 277 to an even smaller number, like maybe 2 or 3 non-citizens who actually voted because of confusion or a screwup by voter registration authorities.
The Trump administration reads the Alien Enemies Act of 1798 as authorizing warrantless searches of private residences.
https://www.rawstory.com/trump-immigration-2671372736/
@ 113
Third, now that Pate has confirmed the “potential” non-citizenship of 13% of the flagged voters, the next step should be to contact them and ask if they’re now citizens, ya think?
No, the next step is to contact them and tell them that if they don’t produce some proof of citizenship, they’ll be indicted for election fraud.
If they’re already confirmed as noncitizens, then the contact with them can be a felony arrest.
@ 108
Donald Trump cost you your job. Full Stop.
Well, then Joe Biden cost them their jobs, too. Twice.
You really should read more than just the headline, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.
Welfare Queen YLB detests those who defraud the government through its PPP program.
This dude is Cori Bush’s husband. She’s the dumb cunt who lost her House seat after she was successfully primaried for being such a dumb cunt that her fellow Democrats abandoned her.
@ 96
Now he’s in a Salvadorean prison and the administration points to his gang tattoo.
And the photo on his social media page. He’s flashing a gang sign that looks nothing like “I love you.”
Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus is still thriving. I just checked but I won’t bore you with the details, and you can Google it!
But the womenz be dying and are being beaten by the Heterosexual Neanderthals.
Wake up Cunts for Fascism.
MAGA Republican Harriet Hageman, the woman who defeated Liz Cheney for the Wyoming at-large seat in the U.S. House of Representatives, was mercilessly booed and heckled at a Town Hall event Wednesday after she defended Elon Musk and DOGE.
Even Republicans don’t want Republicans to do that.
The Cascade and California volcano observatories are part of USGS. I wonder if DOGE will shut them down. After all, monitoring earthquake swarms under active volcanoes near population centers is a “waste” of taxpayer money better used to fund SpaceX missions to Mars or give Elon and his fellow billionaires tax breaks.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/weather/topstories/high-threat-volcano-in-washington-state-rumbling-at-record-rate-prompting-alert-from-geologists/ar-AA1ssP5z
@ 120
Fear of facing the voters is why my cowardly congressional representative, Democrat Rick Larsen, hosted a telephone town hall event a couple of hours ago:
You don’t have to face angry voters if you don’t let them in the door.
I have a nephew who has a photo just like that somewhere on his socials. He’s seven. And he has autism.
He tells the fucking mailman that he loves him. I think he means it too.
Republi-fascists would kidnap him, send him to a torture prison, and destroy any record of having done so too, I guess.
If his name ended in a “z”.
@118
Yea the time honored sign of ‘Rock and Roll’ is a gang sign.
Good try though.
Lawyers, scheduled hearing in a month.
Does Habeas Corpus sound familiar?
You’re into a gargoyle ashtray is satan worship territory, Piddles.
@115 You disregard the nuances hanging over Pate’s definition of “confirmed non-citizen,” i.e. someone who at one time (often long ago) was counted as a non-citizen in some government database.
We’ve seen this story play out time and again. Republican officials claim to find large numbers of “noncitizen voters” only to later be debunked. For example, after the 2024 election, Alabama election officials
https://www.npr.org/2024/10/12/nx-s1-5147789/voting-election-2024-noncitizen-fact-check-trump
Please note this does not prove the other 1,177 are non-citizens. Some probably are citizens. And Republican propagandists get low-intelligence dumbfucks like you to believe that if an ineligible person is registered to vote, they must be voting, but it’s highly likely some of those people don’t even know they’re on voter registration rolls.
Returning to the Iowa case, we now have a firm number: Iowa Public Radio says (here) that 40 of the 277 people cast ballots, and 35 were counted. These cases of “potential noncitizens” cases will be investigated for “alleged illegal noncitizen voting” and whether “charges are warranted.”
That’s a fuck of a lot of “ifs,” dumbfuck doctor. Iowa has a most most 40 cases of illegal voting, but that’s a starting number and you work down from there. And if the total number of prosecutable cases is more than zero, those voters may have illegally voted for Trump. You won’t see any GOP press releases about that.
After years of running voter suppression campaigns, equating inadvertent voting by ineligibles with voting fraud, grossly inflating numbers, making false statements, and cherry-picking violations (most actual cases of voting fraud in 2016 and 2020 were committed by Trump supporters), Republicans have no credibility on voting issues. Anything they say on the subject is 100% partisan bullshit.
@115 If they’re already confirmed as noncitizens by Pate’s definition of noncitizen, then contact with them resulting in a felony arrest is a big-dollar civil rights lawsuit — and waste, fraud, and abuse of taxpayer dollars by Republican witch hunters.
@116 “You really should read more than just the headline, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.”
You really should read the name of the poster, dumbass, because that’s not my post.
@122 Yes, even Democrats are facing angry citizens at townhalls because of what Trump and Musk are doing.
Citizens are angry that Democrats aren’t doing more to stop them. They’re angry at Democrats for losing the election. But that’s nothing compared to how angry they are at Trump voters like you, and that in turn is nothing compared to how angry they are at Musk.
I wouldn’t go to townhalls if I were you, or go incognito (i.e., wearing one of these t-shirts).
Elon is accused of securities fraud in relation to buying Twitter stock before he took over the company. It probably wasn’t inadvertent, because he previously was fined millions for securities fraud in relation to Tesla.
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/20/elon-musk-received-summons-in-sec-suit-over-twitter-disclosure.html
A convicted fraudster hires another fraudster to accuse granny of Social Security fraud. I don’t think they can go to court with that, but they’ll try.
In response to Fat Hitler’s “masterful” peace negotiations, Bald Hitler has begun ethnic cleansing in the occupied areas of Ukraine.
@ 130
Elon is accused of securities fraud in relation to buying Twitter stock before he took over the company.
Between 3/24/22 and 4/4/22, the period in question, TWTR shares rose by about a buck each.
He’s accused of making an extra buck by not disclosing the purchase on 3/24.
I know that one dollar in any one of your holdings is a BFD to you, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit. I mean, if you’re ever gonna be a millionaire you need every single one of those George Washingtons.
Doesn’t mean it matters to Musk.
This is a nothingburger. Not that you understand that, but it is.
You are a very weak and petty man, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.
@ 129
Citizens are angry that Democrats aren’t doing more to stop them.
Citizens are apoplectic that Democrats can’t do anything to stop them.
Elections have consequences. 2020 sure did.
@132 “Doesn’t mean it matters to Musk. This is a nothingburger.”
Wherein HA’s armchair lawyer argues a means test is an element of the crime of stealing. By his reasoning, if a penniless homeless person shoplifts a $100 pair of sneakers he’s committed a crime; but if Elon shoplifts the same $100 pair of sneakers, he hasn’t committed a crime because he could’ve paid for the sneakers if he wanted to.
#surejan
P.S., I think Elijah may have something to say about this, too.
@133 “Elections have consequences. 2020 sure did.”
Yes, elections have consequences, and we all now have to live with what Trump voters like you did to us in 2024.
When I now hear those Trump voters howling, I have little sympathy for them, because I need to save my limited reserves of sympathy for those who deserve my sympathy.
By the way, doc, have you been brushing up on your Russian? Because we’re all going to be Russians now, dumbfucks like you having sold us to the enemy.
@132 “You are a very weak and petty man, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.”
I may be a small weak rabbit, but look at 116 and 128 again, then add “dumb” and the first 3 letters of “assume.”
Even someone with your simple IQ can do that math.
Republicans want Musk to shut up about Social Security
https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5204263-senate-republicans-elon-musk-social-security/
No! Let him talk. We don’t want him or you plotting in secret. Tell us what’s coming.
Trump calls for a stop to nationwide injunctions amid court setbacks
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5206511-trump-nationwide-injunctions/
Judges will stop issuing injunctions when he stops issuing unconstitutional orders.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/03/20/us/politics/musk-pentagon-briefing-china-war-plan.html
Tell me again, when did we elect Elon president, or when did the Senate confirm his appointment to a high-level government position?
And is this a good idea in light of his extensive business ties with China?
https://www.theglobalist.com/united-states-china-democracy-elon-musk-donald-trump-tesla/
Republicans announce social progress!
In 1431, Joan of Arc was burned at the stake for, among other transgressions, wearing boys’ clothes. Under a Republican bill just introduced in Arkansas, if Joan were living today, she would only be sued for sporting a boy’s haircut and wearing a boy’s clothes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYT42JL7lXo
That’s progress! After 494 years, Republicans concluded trans kids like Joan should be sued, not burned! How hard was that? Maybe 500 years from now they’ll let them take a piss when they need to?
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/20/tesla-owners-are-trading-in-their-evs-at-record-levels-edmunds-says.html
https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/20/business/even-used-teslas-are-falling-out-of-favor/index.html
The way things are going, dealers won’t take Tesla trade-ins, because nobody will buy them.
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/20/tesla-owners-are-trading-in-their-evs-at-record-levels-edmunds-says.html
https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/20/business/even-used-teslas-are-falling-out-of-favor/index.html
The way things are going, dealers won’t take Tesla trade-ins, because nobody will buy them.
More than 10,000 employees will be fired from the US Postal Service
Republicans did that.
This needs to stop, but so does Musk, or it may get a lot worse.
134,
Tim Eyeman/Martha Stewart defense.
A classic. Never works.
Juries actually enjoy punishing the wealthy for compulsive shoplifting.
Instead Musk can make a very credible non compos mentis defense.
Ketamine is a helluva drug. And the botched penile enhancement surgeries have resulted in PTSD triggering dissociative fugue.
Won’t win him an acquittal. But he won’t need one. Fat Hitler is passing out immunity to all of his fellow conspirators.
Fat Hitler’s latest EO attempts an end around of Judge Alsup:
So just how in the fuck does the Director propose new rules consistent with existing applicable laws that simultaneously amends those laws?
This is cartoonish.
About those traded-in Teslas:
Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit does not want you to know that Tesla’s brand retention is huge, and beats BMW and Lexus.
144,
Elmo is burning his own cars and dealerships to bail himself out and avoid bankruptcy.
Yesterday Fat Hitler adamantly denied the NYT story about Elmo ordering a classified briefing for himself to be held today about top secret DOD plans involving war with China. Minutes after Fat Hitler explicitly denied any such briefing, the WSJ confirmed the story citing multiple Pentagon sources. Then a few hours ago Elmo arrived at the Pentagon for a closed door briefing with top staff.
Fat Hitler is his lackey. Elmo is in charge.
Are the body panels glued to the side of your car flying off on the freeway?
No. Of course they aren’t. Because you drive a real car, not a bad joke.