Help! I am broken in ways that science can’t fix. I fucking love every story about municipal composting. Who makes such a person?
Anyway, today’s delightful entry in Carl has a problem is Spokane. What declares itself biodegradable and isn’t feels like a great annoyance. And probably a growing concern. I don’t know what is to be done.
DJT47 well on his way to running the table with his Cabinet nominees.
What silly twats were the Senate Democrat women in hearings yesterday. What comedy gold do they have planned for us today?
I only watch PornHub for the articles.
Not Lloyd Bentsen-style respect. That will probably never happen again in my lifetime.
Daniel Patrick Moynihan and Bob Dole were class acts.
Mister, we can use a man like Daniel Moynihan again.
Sheldon Whitehouse not helping the Democrat cause:
What a fucking dildo is Sheldon Whitehouse.
Dear Pornhub,
I always thought these stories were fake but last night I had an experience that changed my mind.”
There are quite a few Democrat senators who could use a major stroke or two. Did wonders for this guy:
Regardless of which team Fetterman roots for, he’ll vote to confirm Duffy.
GOP has roughly 53.7 senators. The 18,000-member Border Patrol union today offered its endorsement of Pam Bondi. Fetterman knows which way the winds are blowing. Do I hear 53.8?
She knows she barely won.
She knows Trump dominated the Fall election and has a mandate to govern.
After refusing to say Trump lost in 2020 Bondi follows up that she was in PA in 2020 and, “Saw many things there.”
Maybe, Liberty Bell, a hoagie, a weird sandwich with fries in it, the bridges of Lacaster County. But what you didn’t see is any of the things you’re alluding to.
Even I had to formally admit that and pill scenes from the movie to keep out a defamation suit.
Well, of course. Good Nazi’s follow orders. Even if it means confirm shitty traitors and fellow Nazis.
‘They have launched countless investigations.” Kim Bondi
Trump U. -Guilty of fraud.
Trump Foundation – Guilty of Fraud
Trump – 34 counts, Guilty
Crimes were alleged. Crimes were committed. Crimes were successfully prosecuted.
‘Nuh Uh.’ Kim Bondi
File under,
“Well no Fucking Shit”
The rampant theft was largely a fake narrative . Retail loses more to employees going home with items than from shoplifting. Retail cut security staff across the board to chase shareholder value. Now they have millions of sunk cost into locking displays that consumers found so off putting they just stopped coning in.
And there’s not a lot you can do to get them back once consumers decide your store is a truly horrible experience .
I memorized the Jefferson Prayer.
Lying about shit guides my every waking moment.
Eat shit liberal pussies.
@12,
Vendor errors.
To save even more money I implemented a “trusted vendor” program that directs stores and distribution centers to receive merchandise from select qualifying vendors without any verifiction or counts. I knew it was going to result in us being invoiced for merchanise we never received. But the counts get fixed during routine cycle counts (mostly). And the savings more than surpass the resulting shrink. Plus we get to report the shrink as a loss on our taxes and lie to the media about it and blame it on the poors.
Win-win!
@1 In normal times all cabinet nominees get confirmed without fanfare. The mere fact some of Trump’s cabinet picks are dubious says these aren’t normal times and he’s not a normal president. (Of course, we already knew that, even without his felony record.) So I wouldn’t crow too much if I were you.
@4 “Mister, we can use a man like Daniel Moynihan again.”
Sounds like you’re admitting the GOP doesn’t have one. Can’t say that about the Democrats, because no Democrat is up for confirmation. What we can say is the GOP House and Senate are loaded with Trump sycophants, ass kissers, and bootlickers. Not a Bentsen or Moynihan can be found in that sorry lot, that’s for sure.
@5 Bondi is full of shit. The prosecutions of Trump were absolutely cases of crimes first, investigation second, charges third, in that order. They were triggered by the following crimes: Violating Georgia election laws by pressuring the state elections officer to “find” more votes to overturn the results. Inciting a violent insurrectionist mob to attack Congress to prevent certification of a valid election. Stealing classified documents (including nuclear secrets) from the government while a private citizen. Can Bondi explain why a man who boasted of being able to get away with street murder shouldn’t attract the attention of police and prosecutors? Can you?
The notion that Trump is a victim of legal persecution is pure bullshit. He was indicted by multiple grand juries of ordinary citizens. He was convicted by a jury of ordinary citizens. Jack Smith isn’t the kind of prosecutor who goes after innocent people because of politics, and Trump isn’t an innocent person.
“Lawfare” is bullshit, just like everything else Republicans say is bullshit. If people like Trump aren’t prosecuted for their crimes, we’re not going to have a country anymore.
Moreover, her remark and your post drip with hypocrisy. Know who’s likely to “start with names and look for crimes”? Bondi. That’s why Trump chose her, after Gaetz didn’t fly.
Ceasefire and hostage release: Biden did all the work, Trump tries to steal credit. Business as usual.
Before singing Bondi’s praises, dumbfucks like the horsefucker should consider what her confirmation might do to the rule of law:
https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/pam-bondi-trump-attorney-general-confirmation-hearing-rcna187418
Of course, conservatives aren’t for the rule of law. Being subject to our nation’s laws, and restrained by them, is the last thing they want.
My client is to suck shriveled cock.
You shouldn’t worry about the porn, gambling and drugs because you should worry about the oligarchs.
But ironically, you won’t have to worry about all that if we become further an oligarchy, because they’ll do away with all thst. But only for you and not for themselves. The oligarchy likes porn, drugs and gambling too, they just don’t think YOU should have it. But here is the kicker. If they can get you to believe that they don’t like those things, or coerce the others like them, as far as the power goes, to get you to dislike it then the can get you to go along with the oligarchy. Then they’ll just get to have it themselves, the oligarchs that like the porn, drugs and betting.
https://apnews.com/article/joe-biden-farewell-address-oval-office-8bc6051c20adc1bc212cdd8be2578624
Follow me?
That’s why we keep bitches like fascist moms groomed, they’ll do all our dirty work and we’ll go around smoking pot, and having sex after we gamble. Just like the old days where men were men and the women our door mats.
See you in church (smug ugly smile)
Tremendous.
Constitutional scholar MAGA Mike says he can’t allow a Democratic House member about to have a baby to vote by proxy, because proxy voting is unconstitutional. He ought to know, because he cast 40 or so unconstitutional proxy votes himself.
https://www.rawstory.com/mike-johnson-2670859831/
🎉🎉🎉 HYPOCRITE 🎉🎉🎉
What @24 illustrates is that partisan advantage is Republicans’ guiding principle, and they have no other principles. Republicans are all politics, all the time, and nothing else moves them.
Even NPR said it was Trump’s envoy.
@26
Getting your news from Chaya Raichik?
26 & 27:
Politicians always claim they are the reason something good might happen. They always blame their political opponents when things do not turn out well. It’s just the way it is in politics.
@28 Yeah, but Trump duct-tapes bullshit to a wall and calls it art, then sells it for millions to his chump followers.
Keep this handy.
https://www.wsj.com/lifestyle/careers/you-blamed-dei-for-hurting-your-career-now-what-6150c575
Maizie Hirono is now the voice of the Democrat party.
29
Whereas Hunter Biden tries to sell his “art” to chumps like you.
How liberals maximize the promise of AI:
Darrin Bell, Sacramento-based comic strip creator, arrested on suspicion of child pornography
This pedo recently published cartoons depicting conservatives concerned about child grooming as bigots and Nazis.
@ 30
certain people are told that their professional and academic failures are because of “affirmative action” or “DEI” as a way to avoid difficult conversations about their mediocrity
Certain others are promoted based upon the boxes they check as a means of career advancement despite their mediocrity.
1 hour and 44 minutes past his court date Rudy Giuliani twats a photo of his dog licking a fancy decorated cake at the Presidential Palm Beach Porn Palace with a vow to spend more time in DC the next four years in support.
A normie would have been locked up on the third contempt order.
The price of leaving Joy Reid on the air:
Media
MSNBC boss out after four years at embattled network: ‘time to go amid uncertainty’
The even greater cost to liberals, of course, is DJT47.
I’d like to thank every one at MSNBC for making that happen.
The price of keeping dumb cunts like “conservative” Jennifer Rubin on as opinion columnists:
Washington Post traffic craters, loses $100M amid identity crisis as talent, readers flee: reports
@33
Cool lock him up.
“It doesn’t trouble us at all that he admitted to intentionally walking in on undressed minors.”
Also…
Not trans.
Weird
@37
NY Post calls something left leaning.
The irony…it burns the soul.
If they didn’t endorse David Duke…”
Sen. Tom Cotton, R-Dumbfuckinsas, the one who isn’t aware Singapore is a country, blocked the 270 day TikTok extension all on his own with an impassioned speech about TikTok pushing communism to children.
I just bought a ‘following’ camera tripod head for $65 which in my professional days have run minimum $3k. Communism is Wolf Camera advertising a product and me buying it.
More skin searing itony.
The presumably intoxicated Eagles fan who went viral on the TikTok and then the news for berating a Packers fan with ‘cunt’ and other things normal people don’t shout at strangers has been fired.
His ex-employer is a consulting firm that specializes in developing DEI guidelines for small to medium sized businesses.
That’s why Tom Cotton wants it banned.
I’m a DUI hire. There’s a difference.
42 – Actually, Colonel Douglas MacGregor would be better at being SECDEF than you. Professor Jeffrey Sachs would be better as SECSTATE than Little Marco. Trump is making a mistake to choose the two of you for his cabinet.
Speaking of mediocre white men…
The three killers of Ahmed Aubrey have gone to court for a new trial claiming a tainted jury.
The fucking balls of these guys.
They live in a 61% black city. There was 1 black juror. Their attorneys struck 8 potential black jurors for ‘reasons’ during selection.
And they STILL were unanimously convicted to Life without to the killers and life with possibility for the one who recorded it, the recording being the primary evidence it was not self defense.
Listen you liberal pussies and dumb cunts,
a prominent Sacramento-based comic strip creator, cartoonist and author is almost exactly the same thing as the United States Secretary of Defense.
After all, everybody knows Sacramento is the Venice of the Central Valley and the cultural heart of the West.
This is another of the hills I am dying on.
If liberal pussies want to try and understand MAGA masculine energy they really need look no further than Drake’s multimillion dollar federal defamation lawsuit against his label and Kendrick Lamar over Lamar calling him a pedo in a rap lyric.
The only thing it lacks is a bloody animal carcass.
[RFK jr enters the chat]
Nothing like fearing for you life to make a statement on an earnings call about the complexities and cost increases almost WHOLLY created by your own industry.
@32 You’re mistaking me for someone else. Probably someone in your family, or someone you know, because I’m pretty sure you and I have never met.
@32 You’re mistaking me for someone else. Probably someone in your family, or someone you know.
@33 Of course bigots and Nazis are concerned about child grooming. They want “natural” material for their medical experiments. The bigots want to see what happens to trans kids psychologically when they’re forced to stay in their birth gender, and the Nazis want to see what happens to them physically when they’re sewn together.
@37 Jennifer Rubin isn’t why Washington Post is cratering. All those readers left when the oligarch owner decided to run the editorial page himself.
@47 The most singular feature of American health care, besides being expensive, is that when government runs health insurance the overhead costs are about 1%-2%, and in the private sector those costs are 20%-30%. So who’s more efficient?
It sounds to me like private insurers spend vast sums on a hugely expensive bureaucracy whose sole function is to deny claims, and they would make more money by approving more claims.
Kacsmaryk‘s ruling in the Mifepristone case is beyond unhinged. After the case was tossed because the private plaintiffs were ruled to not have standing Kacsmaryk rules the state of Missouri can replace those Plaintiffs and leave all rulings this far in place. Well some of them. The ones he likes.
Because there is no way this case moves any further UNLESS it stays in Kacsmaryk‘s court the most twisted part of the ruling explains why the state of Missouri has no need to file their own case and have it heard in either Missouri (plaintiffs) or DC (defendant) and stays in Kacsmaryk‘s where he is guaranteed to rule for the Plaintiffs at every motion.
In the process Kacsmaryk asserts the pending motions to dismiss are gone because they are directed at the former plaintiffs.
Still digesting the full text but Holy Shitballs this should be cause to remove a Federal Judge in a rational judicial system. But rampant activist anti-abortion judge in Texas stays there.
I guess courting the Jews is over.
BTW, this is a fake thing and Voight is on Death’s door.
@ 54
BTW, this is a fake thing and Voight is on Death’s door.
Maybe he and SecDef (for four more days) Lloyd Austin can visit the Pearly Gates together.
Joe Biden will not be treated well by history and its honest historians.
Who is in charge? It isn’t Bi-Done. It isn’t Boxcheck Momala.
Looks like Donald Trump has joined FDR in the served-more-than-two-terms club.
@ 53
Still digesting the full text but Holy Shitballs this should be cause to remove a Federal Judge in a rational judicial system.
Be careful what you wish for, little buddy. Hell, I was impeached, convicted, and removed from the bench for taking bribes and lyin’ ’bout it just as soon as I was confirmed after Jimmah nominated me. I just got myself elected to Congress and practiced corruption in the legislative branch up until I died – nearly 30 years!
Pussies.
Although the way liberal bitches like Klobuchar and Boxcheck Momala treated their staffs, it’s no surprise that some of them would like to face this type of abuse for fewer hours each week.
@53 Stop thinking of these people as judges and their star chambers as courts. They’re GOP operatives penning memos for the party.
@55 Quoting Tommy Tubes is silly even for you.
@ 60
Our SecDef abandoned his job without notifying people, and his # 2 didn’t tell anyone, either.
With a mentally AWOL president and a physically AWOL SecDef the nation was placed at risk.
Nothing silly about this, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit. Altough feel free to wait for the tell-all books to come out.
@57
Going back 40+ years to find that waddabout.
Good job.
Also irrelevant to if a blatantly, intentionally extra-constitutional ruling can/should result in removal.
Michelle not going to Trump’s inauguration: Super bad
Melania not going to Biden’s inauguration: No big deal
🎉🎉🎉 GOP and troll hypocrisy on display 🎉🎉🎉
Repukes would like to be a popular ruling majority, but they’ll settle for being an unpopular ruling minority.
@55
Oh, Tubes…Is it at least as VERY DISTURBING as the IG Report that top secret documents were stored in public in a shitter in the Brothel the incoming President runs?
Is it AS DISTURBING as a felony conviction and adjudicated Rape?
How about as VERY DISTURBING as evidence of a Senator having sex with a minor where you warned fellow Senators about taking that report into account in confirmation hearings where you said, “At the end of the day, President Trump was elected by an enormous vote and he deserves the team around him that he wants,” regardless if that team member is a pedophile?
See Dumbfuck, we only have to go back a couple months for a whaddabout.
The Grandstand is over there to your right.
If a person is convicted of a crime in a kangaroo court, is it truly a valid conviction?
Proof that Trump voters are stupid:
https://www.rawstory.com/donald-trump-education/
Yes, you did.
It tales a real man to blame the woman who left your company three years ago…
The buck stops somewhere on one of my direct reports
Some DEI hire made my rocket disintegrate.
And drop the price of the thousands of unsold Cybertrucks I invented.
My lawyers have informed me that the anti disparagement clause in my executive NDA runs both ways.
So now that Meta is in breach that clause is no longer binding.
Totally Normal.
Bundestag opposition members Tino Chripalla and Beatrix von Storch co-chair and deputy chair of neo-fascist AFD have been invited and will attend the inauguration.
Chancellor Olaf Scholz and German President Frank-Walter Steinmeier have been invited.
AFD candidates have been fined for using ACTUAL Nazi slogans in campaign material.
The party that invented State of the Union outbursts and heckling are now butthurt an ex house speaker lacks
decorum.
44 – “Tainted jury?” Well, we’ve had a lot of that lately.
69)Now this is a Rapid Dissassembly.
https://youtu.be/dU_4NwCMXI4?si=IBS7ZBRICKcSXhsL
@73 This is also the party that didn’t want metal detectors at the door. What were they planning to do with those guns, anyway?
We’re learning this week that Greenland has vast mineral riches under its melting ice, and America is about to be a colonial power again.
Of course, taking over Greenland won’t be free. Either Trump will have to buy it (the figure $1.5 trillion has been floated), or take it by invasion (wars aren’t cheap, and $1.5 trillion seems a reasonable estimate).
Where is he going to get $1.5 trillion? Same place he’ll get $900 billion to deport 11 million law-abiding, hardworking, taxpaying immigrants essential to our economy: You’re going to hear we can’t afford health care for our own citizens anymore because of pressing national needs.
Those pressing national needs are Making America White Again, and lining the pockets of South African billionaires.
Wait for it.
https://thehill.com/homenews/5090834-biden-commutes-the-sentences-of-nearly-2500-non-violent-drug-offenders/
“Rapid unscheduled disassembly” is the new black.