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  1. 1

    Who will be the newest primary winners in safe “red” districts to challenge Boebert, MTG, Mark-Wayne, and the rest of the crop of MAGA kooks for “free media” dominance with drunken handjobs and violent tirades at disabled kids?

    Every GOP Congressional primary offers up a new treasure or two.
    What previously unknown and untested fromer travel agent or car salesman will appear with a Haloween Klan costume or some tasty stolen valor?

  9. 9

    I think there are a lot of Democrats who wish Biden would not run in November, and there are many Republicans who wish Trump would simply go away.

    We’ll see what happens in November. This may be an opportunity for third parties to gain some ground.

  10. 10

    Ashleigh Merchant in unsworn testimony in front of a political committee gave our profoundly stupid trust fund troll and millions of other gawping, orange throat yogurt swallowing dipshits a new conspiracy theory today.

    Merchant claimed to have evidence of a “secret White House summit meeting” between VP Harris and Fulton County DA Willis last month.

    It turns out her “evidence” was a publicly published audience invitation list for 500 guests at a Naval Observatory ceremony on MLK’s birthday where Willis was in the audience as VP Harris addressed those attending.

    Gulp-gulp. Dribble-dribble. Grovel-grovel.

  12. 12

    9,
    What evidence? Other than polling?

    Week to week, as we’ve moved through this process, Biden’s turnout numbers are no different than the last uncontested Dem nomination. The most reliable indicators of voter enthusiasm we have are not showing what you claim.

    You’re being misled into accepting a media formulated myth intended to drive interest and engagement in a perfectly boring and uneventful primary season.

    It’s great that Joe Biden is the nominee. He’s been an absolutely wonderful president. He’s done more for average Americans in his first term than most modern Democratic presidents ever managed in two terms. He’s skillfully maneuvered around snuck behind the lines of a completely unrepentently obstructionist GOP and made them look like the incompetent bimbos they are. Biden gets shit done. Republicans hold hearings to trot out Russian disinformation.

  13. 13

    @12 Republicans have been saying for years they don’t believe in government and want to “drown it in a bathtub,” and their actions tell us they want to destroy government rather than govern.

    We should believe them.

  14. 14

    Demorat-Pfizer Party Of Vax Mandates & Chickenhawk Warmongers News – Demorats are genocidal maniacs report – To you corrupt Demorats who support Genocide Joe Bidenclown, this is what you are supporting;
    “Israel has been intentionally starving the Palestinian people in Gaza since 8 October. Now it is targeting civilians seeking humanitarian aid and humanitarian convoys,” the UN experts said. “Israel must end its campaign of starvation and targeting of civilians.”
    Israeli troops fired on crowds of Palestinians gathered to collect flour in the south-west of Gaza City on 29 February, killing at least 112 people and injuring some 760.
    “The attack came after Israel has denied humanitarian aid into Gaza City and northern Gaza for more than a month,” the experts said.
    https://www.ohchr.org/en/press-releases/2024/03/un-experts-condemn-flour-massacre-urge-israel-end-campaign-starvation-gaza

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    14,

    And Trump would urge them to nuke Gaza and offer to supply the warheads.

    Biden’s position regarding Israel’s sovereignty and its right to self defense against well established and highly capable terrorist forces is problematic.

    Trump’s yearning to spark an all-out regional total-war among nuclear armed combatants is insane.

    This is an easy choice, even if it is a depressing one.

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    Further complicating Team Trump’s plan to flip North Carolina…

    The winner of the GOP Primary for state Superintendent of Schools is a Jam 6th rioter.

    “I’m gonna vote because I don’t want that crazy bitch in charge of schools or the gun nut as Governor “All those recordings of me actually saying fucked up shit is lies” but I’m going to leave the president line blank because, Joe just hasn’t done enough.”

  18. 18

    Further complicating Team Trump’s plan to flip North Carolina…

    The winner of the GOP Primary for state Superintendent of Schools is a Jam 6th rioter.

    “I’m gonna vote because I don’t want that crazy bitch in charge of schools or the gun nut as Governor “All those recordings of me actually saying fucked up shit is lies” but I’m going to leave the president line blank because, Joe just hasn’t done enough.”

  19. 19

    16,

    The alternative universe you are living in is the one where Russian double agents are lifted up as credible eye witnesses and a convicted rapist facing 91 felony indictments secretly won the 2020 election.

    Say hi to “Q” for us.

  20. 20

    In addition to his crippling and rapidly growing legal debts to law firms and prevailing plaintiffs he has defamed or defrauded, in the next five years Donald Trump will be facing nearly $1 billion in mortgage loans coming due.

    He’ll do anything he can to win in November. He’ll sell us all if he needs to. And he needs to.

  21. 21

    In the 24 hours after Krysten Sinema announced she wouldn’t run for re-election, Democratic Rep. Ruben Gallego’s Arizona Senate campaign raised $1 million from 24,000 donations.

  23. 23

    Melanija Knavs first entered the United States in 1996 as a Yugoslavian mail order bride sponsored by Paolo Zampolii.
    Her visa application, prepared by Zampolii and under his sponsorship was filled with material false claims, including her educational level, her employment history, and her purpose for visiting the United States. Zampolii introduced Knavs to a social acquaintance of his, Donald Trump, while Trump was still married to his then wife, Marla Maples, mother of Tiffany. At the time Zampolii’s business centered around throwing lavish promotional parties in New York for b-list celebrities and arranging for meetings between wealthy businessmen and Easter European young girls for sex. In short, Zampolii was a pimp. And Melanjia Knavs was an exclusive call girl he represented.

    The level of wealth and celebrity associated with these parties and gatherings provided respectability and acceptance to what was otherwise an illegal activity, often fueled by narcotics and even occaisionaly involving extortion. Thanks to his association with Trump and Knavs, Zampolii was able to transition from representing “fashion models” to real estate, when Trump named him his “Director of International Development”.

  25. 25

    24,

    Mr. Trump married an illegal alien involved in human trafficking and narcotics.

    So should she be wrapped in razor wire and drowned?

    Or in this case it’s okay cuz she’s not too brown?

  26. 26

    @ 23

    Don’t forget the J6 defendant’s attorney has bleach-blond hair and big knockers.

    And supported Nathan Wade’s candidacy for judge several years ago, meaning one of her knockers must have a spade tattoo on it.

  27. 27

    Something that is very clear from exit polling and other survey data is that the vast majority of Republicans who currently intend to vote for Donald Trump in November don’t actually know what he’s done.

    https://www.oklahoman.com/story/opinion/2024/03/03/opinion-guest-republican-trump-supporter-liz-cheney-book-2024-election/72743082007/

    It’s never going to be possible to get enough of them to pull their heads out of the FOX News butthole and read the facts. But it’s also clear that a big challenge facing Democrats is the need to effectively counter-program the right wing propoganda fog of ignorance.

    The majority are unreachable. But if some percentage of these fools can be persuaded to just look at the facts of these criminal cases then enough of them will stay home in November because they are unwilling to cast their vote for a criminal traitor.

  28. 28

    26,

    Knavs is a criminal illegal alien who involved herself in human trafficking and the narcotics trade.

    According to you that justifies death by torture and drowning.

    Is there a caucasian exception to your rule?

  29. 29

    Sweden became the 32nd member of the NATO alliance this morning.

    Thanks Brandon.

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    @ 27

    But if some percentage of these fools can be persuaded…

    Start with the black ones.

    Despite winning 87% of the black vote in the 2020 election, recent polling from USA Today and Suffolk University shows that only 63% of black voters are supporting Biden in 2024. This trend is consistent with other polls highlighting a diminishing level of support for Biden among various minority groups that threaten his chances of winning in November.

    Then move on to the Hispanic ones, who support Trump by 6 points over Biden this year.

    You want some percentage to persuade? I’m giving you some percentage.

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    19

    Riiiiiiiiiiiight. Don’t forget that you’re meeting the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy for drinks later on.

  35. 35

    @ 30

    I see that QoS McHillbilly is polishing his Michael Avenatti For President button.

    CNN
    —
    Michael Avenatti, the boisterous lawyer who has risen to national fame in recent months by publicly pestering Donald Trump, will continue his public flirtations with running for President in 2020 by headlining two more Democratic Party events this weekend, sources tell CNN.

    Avenatti’s near constant presence at Democratic events over the last two weeks…

  36. 36

    You want some percentage to persuade? I’m giving you some percentage.

    You libbies better get ready for The Pain.

  37. 37

    @ 28

    …a criminal illegal alien who involved herself in human trafficking and the narcotics trade.

    According to you that justifies death by torture and drowning.

    Is there a caucasian exception to your rule?

    Lemme tell ya, it’s good bein’ the son of the king.

  39. 39

    Speaking of island-dwelling doctors, hey doc, the Murdoch-owned, very conservative, Wall Street Journal is talking to you. Yeah, you.

    “Every time voters have gone to the polls since Mr. Trump’s first victory in 2016, Republicans have lost or underperformed: 2018, 2020, 2021 in Georgia Senate races, 2022, and 2023 in special elections.”

    https://www.rawstory.com/trump-ousted/

  40. 40

    34,

    Who won the 2020 U.S. presidential election?

    Take all the time you need.

  41. 41

    37,

    It might have been a helluva lot better if your own father, “THE KING”, had not approved the criminal investigation against you to go forward, appointed the special prosecutor who has since indicted you, and never once even hinted at using his immediate pardon power to get you out of the trouble you got yourself into with drugs and hookers.

    Tough love, I guess. Good for him. And for you.

  42. 42

    39,

    You’re supposed to ignore that because Donald Trump and the profoundly stupid trust fund troll have a public opinion survey taken at the Dogwood Senior Center.

    Remember, Republicans no longer count elections.

  44. 44

    38,
    If Ronny Jackson is an “Admiral” does that make Colin Allred a Navy Seal?

    Asking for Ted Cruz.

  45. 45

    Thurston County.

    State Patrol officer sees a woman driving slowly and erratically. Flips on the lights. Driver does not respond. The car comes to a stop only when the driver collides with a roundabout barrier.

    The officer understandably assumes the driver is intoxicated. What’s not particularly understandable is why the officer on bodycam and dashcam approaches with his service firearm drawn, orders the slumped over driver out of the car, pulls the non responsive driver out, pulls her to the cruiser, slams her limp body on the hood and screams at her to stop resisting as he cuffs her.

    And then files a report that the suspect was apprehended with zero use of force.

    But, as it turns out the driver was suffering a brain bleed and had left work early. I won’t put myself in the shoes of a State Patrol Officer not wondering how someone got black out drunk during the day. That does happen.

    But wait…there’s more. The officer demanded to know when was the last time the driver used meth. Driver asserted that she had not been drinking and does not use drugs. No medic was called to the scene. Routine traffic stop protocol reveals driver has no prior criminal arrest or traffic accidents. On the official report where an officer is expected to ask medical information it is noted “Did not Ask” The officer draws blood for toxicology at the scene.

    So officer books her into Thurston County Jail on suspicion of driving while intoxicated where for several hours jail staff can be seen and heard making fun of the drunk who is unable to stand. 24 hours pass before toxicology comes back negative and the suspect, who had been on the floor in a puddle of her own urine and ‘forcibly changed’ is taken for medical attention. No one apparently wondered why a drunk or drugged person showed zero signs of improvement in 24 hours.

    Now she’s suing stating that the 24 hour delay in treatment which included emergency brain surgery and a 17 day hospitalization and her subsequent medical treatment would have been greatly mitigated had treatment began within hours of the car accident.

    What do you think $2-3M of your taxes are going to cover officer and jail staff incompetence?

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    Now let’s meet the GOP nominee for superintendent of public instruction in North Carolina:

    She’s a homeschooler and Christian nationalist with no political experience (p.s., it shows). She claims the public schools she wants to run are a “threat to humanity.” She supports killing political opponents, and also wants Bill and Melinda Gates dead for promoting vaccines.

    Her Democratic opponent’s strategy is to say nothing and let her keep talking.

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/republican-public-schools-nominee-supports-political-killings-and-death-to-bill-gates/ar-BB1jvdB9

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    Mr No Bank accounts

    Rep. Mike Johnson’s campaign donations report shows several donations totaling nearly $10,000 dollars to his campaign by Robert Houghtalling, CEO of AMERICAN EïHANE, a deceptively named company considering the fact that the principal shareholders in AMERICAN ETHANE are Russian Oligarchs with known ties to Vladimir Putin. The oligarch with the controlling shares in AMERICAN ETHANE is Konstantin Nikolaev, the “handled’ of accused Russian agent Maria Butina.

  48. 48

    Thurston County.

    State Patrol officer

    @45 the future kreepshit has planned for “kick the living shit” thug grandkids in training..

    ‘cept in a perfect future klownservatic world there is no “accountability” (what a quaint notion).. just “attaboys” or “wasn’t that shit fun..”

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    @24 “Looks like she did pretty well for herself.”

    Not really. She’s still married to him, and any assets she might have grabbed in a divorce are rapidly becoming illiquid.

    @25 “So should she be wrapped in razor wire and drowned?”

    Well no, but which river would her husband’s supporters have in mind?

  52. 52

    @45 Employees who fuck up that badly usually are sent somewhere for Special High Intensity Training.

  53. 53

    @51 How do you expect working people to accumulate $1 million from a measly 40 years of hard work at post-Reagan “right to work” wages?

  54. 54

    @ 50

    She wouldn’t be the first wife or mistress tossed into a river.

    Which is worse:

    Tossed into a river and life ended prematurely but quickly,

    or

    Married to Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit for five decades?

    There are worse things than being tossed into a river.

  55. 55

    45,

    Don’t put yourself in the troopers shoes.

    But do keep this episode in mind when you see Bob Ferguson’s name on a ballot. He’s the reason this poor woman is being forced to sue to get the care she deserves.

  58. 58

    Kari Lake is now running for undersecretary of something-or-other. Oh and the Senate, too.

  59. 59

    For all you assholes commenting on Fetterman’s FASHION…

    Madge with the t-shirt and ball cap is SO appropriate for the decorum of a joint session of Congress.

  60. 60

    @59,

    Where I come from it is considered to be the highest form of compliment to violently grab a woman by her external genitalia and force your scabby fingers inside of her.

    “Norms” are funny that way. 🖕

  62. 62

    Imagine being the kind of voter who really only ever pays attention during the SOTU and the last months of the campaign, and there are millions thinking, “This is the guy you keep saying is too old and senile to even use a spoon let alone do the job? This guy?”

  65. 65

    My senile incompetent president just put Madge in her place with a verbal backhand like he KNEW she was going to start screeching at that point in the speech.

  66. 66

    Tomorrow’s NYT front page leaked:
    Biden crushes SOTU; Here’s why it’s bad for Biden

  67. 67

    I just left a diner in Des Moines and you wouldn’t believe the number of Democrats that said President Joe Biden seemed disconnected and confused tonight.

  69. 69

    Headlines:

    CNN: “Biden comes out swinging”
    NBC: “Biden portrays nation on the upswing in energized State of the Union”
    CBS: “In defiant State of the Union, Biden fires opening salvo in likely rematch with Trump”
    BBC: “Biden swipes at Trump and defends abortion rights in key speech”
    Reuters: “Biden takes on Trump over Russia, democracy in fiery State of the Union address”
    Fox News Whine: “Conservatives blast Biden’s State of the Union as ‘nakedly partisan’ campaign speech”

  71. 71

    Katie Britt, the probable GOP veep nominee, is a career political operative (and now politician) who’s never had a real job except for a couple of years at private law firms.

    Wikipedia doesn’t say whether she took acting classes, so I can’t tell whether she’s overwrought or putting on an act, but she’s spreading it on so thick it looks like **bad** acting to me.

    She just said “life is getting more and more dangerous.” In 2022, she said “she believes red flag laws are a ‘gateway to push [a] disarming agenda’.” (Per Wikipedia)

    Biggest threats to America: China buying U.S. farmland and TikTok.

    Well, at least she’s not laughing at live turkeys getting their heads ripped off, I’ll give her that. But geez, she needs to take a public speaking course.

  73. 73

    That’s an electric induction stove Katie Britt is crying in front of.

    4 burners? that costs big bucks.. Mrs nfl baller can afford it..

    yawwwwnn.. her “performance” is classic magat cherry picking and bound to be full of holes ripe for the fact checkers..

  74. 74

    China buying U.S. farmland

    And who are the biggest foreign owners of u.s. land?

    yawwwn.. Canadians…

  76. 76

    Yes Katie.

    Three years ago my father died from Covid that was going to be over in the spring when the weather get la warm, I got laid off and had to go to the food bank for the first time in my life and I had a mountain of student debt and my kid could get a copy of ‘The Bluest Eye’ at the library AND my wife and I were investigating our first child through IVF as we both have fertility issues.

    How’s IVF in Alabama now?

  77. 77

    She talks like she’s speaking to a room of first-graders. Which she is, aka GOP voters.

  78. 78

    Tonight’s mom for liberty from AL served on the negotiation team for the border bill that was sent to the magat kook haus to die..

    She then voted against it. yawwwn…

  79. 79

    This is for people who love polls:

    Supporters of former GOP presidential candidate Nikki Haley are far more likely to vote for President Biden in November than former President Trump, according to an Emerson College poll released Thursday.

    The survey found that 63 percent of Haley supporters back Biden after the former South Carolina governor dropped out of the GOP primary Wednesday. Just 27 percent said they would vote for Trump, with 10 percent undecided, according to the poll.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4517623-haley-voters-biden-trump-poll-2024/

    With Haley running at 30% – 40% among Republicans in many states, that works out to … um … a 55%-45% result in November? Well no, I won’t say that, because we’ve there are many other factors, and much could happen between now and then.

  81. 81

    “Biden managed to hit every talking point in his prepared address without pausing to bite the head off a live rat.

    Now if he fails to obtain a thirty point poll bump in the next three days he is doomed, and Trump is absolutely guaranteed to coast to victory.”

  82. 82

    80,

    It’s like watching a 45-year-old PTA Mom making her community theater debut in a production of Crimes of the Heart.

  84. 84

    So much all-caps rage wasted into the void.

    (Truth Social has been completely down for over an hour)
    🤡💕👍🌈😉😜🥂💕🤡🤡🤡🤡

  85. 85

    I met a woman who told me how many times a day she was raped by the cartel and THAT’S why should put more razor wire up so that she will drown before telling me about how terrible the life she’s trying to escape was.

    (Wipes tear)

    And her babies if she got pregnant from the rapes are precious and maybe their drowning after we make sure they’re born is God’s plan.

  86. 86

    83,

    Perhaps another flip?

    Bravo, George. Bravo.

    Dark Brandon should absolutely pardon that dude.

  87. 87

    What’s a good solution for getting both ketchup and Diet Coke out of silk wallpaper?

    Asking for a friend.

  88. 88

    84)Listened at work, didn’t have a chance to see the screenshots of Truth Social, I miss anything?

  89. 89

    @88 “Trump’s night in a nutshell

    James Downie

    The former president’s attempt to react to the State of the Union was interrupted when his TruthSocial site suffered an outage.

    The Biden campaign offered a one-word statement: ‘Sad.’”

    https://www.msnbc.com/politics/2024-election/live-blog/state-union-2024-biden-address-live-updates-rcna140789#rcrd36695

    This may not be the exact divine intervention we were hoping for, but it leaves no doubt whose side higher powers are on.

  90. 90

    Selling recordings on Cameo wasn’t working out.

    It’s this or OnlyFans.

    Nobody trusts me to walk their dog anymore.

  91. 91

    If someone grimaced and eyerolled at a Trump rally like MAGA Mike did at Biden’s SOTU, he’d be thrown out and possibly physically assaulted.

  94. 94

    Funniest social media comment of the night: “[Katie Britt] is the best Alabama senator.” https://tinyurl.com/42x2768t

    Second funniest: “My name is Katie Britt and I’m reading for the role of ‘mom on the brink.’” https://tinyurl.com/366f6avd

    Also, many references to this week’s forthcoming SNL …

    🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

  95. 95

    In /r/conservative.
    The top comments were not about what President Biden said, but the republican response.
    “We literally just saw a woman career go up in smokes before us. Mrs. Britt, I literally never want to see you again.”
    “Whoever picked her needs to apologize”
    “This lady has me thinking, maybe Joe has a point”
    “That rebuttal was so bad that the networks just moved on without more than 2 minutes of commentary. No need to kick someone when they’ve just shot themselves in the fucking face”
    “I really don’t need to hear an insane wine mom tell me that we are steeped in the blood of patriots”
    and oh yeah. joe talked, but they didn’t watch it.

  96. 96

    President Trump is narrowing his choices for a running mate in November and is focused on three young U.S. senators, according to a GOP strategist with close ties to the campaign.

    Sens. Katie Britt of Alabama, J.D. Vance of Ohio and Marco Rubio of Florida are the top choices, Ryan Girdusky, a GOP strategist and conservative blogger, said.

    Not included on the shortlist: South Dakota Gov, Kristi. Noem, Sen. Tim Scott of South Carolina, Arizona Senate candidate Kari Lake, or his former press secretary Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Neither Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis nor Mr. Trump’s recently vanquished GOP primary opponent, Nikki Haley, are under consideration.

    https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2024/mar/7/donald-trumps-vp-search-believed-to-be-zeroing-in-/

    Wait a minute. Does this guy not know the nominee and v.p. pick can’t be from the same state? That eliminates Rubio, and Britt — aside from being too young, inexperienced, and emotionally volatile to be president, should the rapidly aging Trump die or become incapacitated in office — flunked her audition. So that leaves Vance.

    Republican nominees usually pick veeps for their qualities as impeachment insurance, not ability (see, e.g., Dan Quayle, “Duck” Cheney, Sarah Palin, etc.), i.e. “if you impeach me, you get her.” This could, of course, raise Britt’s stock.

    But it doesn’t really work in this case, because if Trump is elected again, he’s sure to commit more impeachable offenses, and Democrats would take anybody over him. So she’s like one of those insurance policies sold on late-night TV shows that collects premiums and pays no claims.

    If Trump does pick Britt, what he’s doing is making Harris electable in 2028. Heck, even MAGA doesn’t like her.

    https://www.rawstory.com/katie-britt-sotu/

  99. 99

    I was most astonished to watch the entire assembled leadership of America’s second largest political party obediently signal their loyalty to some other nation’s president simply because our own belongs to the other party.

    Republicans now explicitly revere Putin over the Office of the President of the United States.
    Credit Trump for that. He delivered his party into their hands.

  100. 100

    Biden’s passage on his bipartisan border security bill was a very effective and very quotable push back on the issue. As issue framing targeting the media, it should result in next day coverage that better conforms to the truth about the Republican made crisis, and shift the way the media describes it going forward.

  101. 101

    The button MTG handed to President Biden was tested for Novichok.

  102. 102

    Lara Trump was elected Chair of the RNC this morning.

    “Mar a Lago…🎶..

    .. uber alles…🎶

  103. 103

    @102 Back the u haul trucks up and start shoveling that precious RNC donor money to the loser’s bills. I’m sure the loser will share with the down ballot races. /s

  104. 104

    In a speech given this week in Oxford, but pointedly going out to his many employees elsewhere, New York Times publisher A.G. Sulzberger described his guiding philosophy over his newsrooms.

    Over the course of thirty minutes he outlined his two main principles and directives to editors and reporters looking for space and opportunity.

    1) Regardless of whatever threats or promises made, do not report on “the stakes”. Warnings about the potential losses of democratic institutions, rights, and individual freedoms have no place in his empire.

    2) His liberal readers and subscribers are decadent and in need of being confronted with “truths” that put them down, and reminded them of their proper places as dependants of wealthy elites and corporations.

    NYT = 💩

  105. 105

    dang.. is kreepshit down in the dumps over Joe’s stem winder or..

    just dealing with the AI-assisted Manchinema IRS squad knocking its door down?

    Yawwwwn.. whatevs…

  107. 107

    I’d like to thank my corrupt, incompetent, senile fossil of a president for leading by example in referring to the illegals as just that.

    Congressman Chuy García
    @RepChuyGarcia
    As a proud immigrant, I’m extremely disappointed to hear President Biden use the word “illegal.”
    7:58 PM · Mar 7, 2024

    Garcia less bothered by the murder, of course.

  110. 110

    I’d like to take this opportunity to wish HA’s Unserious Twat Queen YLB a Happy International Women’s Day!

    Queen YLB’s DDs aren’t just a reference to her cup size, but reference her double digit IQ as well

  111. 111

    Happy Friday to G-clown. This video‘s for you. The little guy on the right is bootlicker to the president, Mayor Pete.

    Sawyer Hackett
    @SawyerHackett
    ·
    President Biden: “I told him, Bibi, and don’t repeat this, but you and I are going to have a ‘come to Jesus’ meeting.”

    “I’m on a hot mic here. Good. That’s good.”
    0:11 / 0:38
    4:16 AM · Mar 8, 2024

  112. 112

    Looks to me like the troll is broken.

    Must have been Biden’s SOTU that did it to him.

  113. 113

    Reason number 37 that black voters will elect Trump this Fall:

    Black unemployment rate climbed 0.3% in just one month.

  114. 114

    Reason number 37 that black voters will elect Trump this Fall:

    Yup. The dumbfuck Nazi coward definitely broken.

  115. 115

    We’re approching a hunderd “Truth Socials” with the long downtime of that finely tuned web presence last night of Donald doing nothing but complaining that the general reception of SOTU was positive.

    Shit, no one stays on the same topic for that long.

    Wait.

    Did Donald hire Piddles to run his social media?

    He’s upset that Joe is “Shouty.” He’s devestated Joe seemed to have a cold.

    He’s pissed UAW got a shout out because the death of the ICE is the death of the auto industry apparently.

    He seemed confused Nancy Pelosi wasn’t sitting on the dais because apparently he still thinks she’s House Speaker.

    “Biden’s speech last night is getting ‘panned’ all over the World. Only the Radical Left lunatics are trying to make the best of it,”

    Sad.

    Really sad.

  116. 116

    @99

    We love every tax cut that has ever been described.

    One that will give first time home buyers about $1000 tax credit?

    Well we’ll just sit here silently while Maga Mike Shakes his head.

    That’s a terrible idea. No one ever said individual families know what’s best to do with their money.

    Harumph!

  117. 117

    Well I thought it was good optics to take my place in the kitchen and get overly emotional and imply that everything is going all to SATAN.

  119. 119

    @104 You can’t read it without a subscription anyway, because it’s paywalled.

  122. 122

    Today’s funniest quote: “President Biden is clearly not on his A-game and I think that’s a charitable way to describe it. I thought tonight he was overly emotional. I thought he shouted at the audience. I thought so much of that was unnecessary,” MAGA Mike said.

    http://horsesass.org/wednesday.....nt-1500040

    No, Mike, he’s not Katie Britt.

  123. 123

    ” … both officers are still employed in DPD’s patrol division, police spokesperson Doug Schepman said Wednesday. ‘Our Internal Affairs bureau did a review of the incident. The review did not result in formal discipline for either of them,’ Schepman told CNN. ‘No policy violations were found.’ In addition, ‘There has not been an update to policy’ in light of the raid at Johnson’s home, Schepman said. ‘We have not changed policies related to search warrants.’”

    https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/08/us/denver-police-raid-wrong-house-verdict/index.html

    In this case, the victim of police incompetence and negligence was only a 78-year-old black woman who was naked in the shower when the SWAT crew busted into the wrong home, and the lawsuit judgment was only $3.76 million, so there’s no need to punish the officers or change any policies.

    Colorado is a nice state. I wonder why they have such shitty police departments and politicians? Is it the high altitude and thin air?

  124. 124

    And another thing….

    That’s a terrible idea. No one ever said individual women know what’s best to do with their bodies.

    Harumph!

  125. 125

    “The Florida legislature passed a bill on Friday that prevents any city, county, or municipality in the state from adopting legislation aimed to protect outdoor workers from extreme heat …”

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/mar/08/florida-bill-extreme-heat-worker-protection

    There are various ways to comment on this, such as “Republicans must be descendants of Vikings, because cruelty is in their DNA,” or “Florida hates outdoor workers, and wants them all to leave the state,” but I think “murderous bastards” covers all contingencies, including dying pregnant women.

  127. 127

    @112 “Looks to me like the troll is broken.”

    @113 “black voters will elect Trump this Fall”

    No doubt about it.

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