– The new drug possession law is harsher than I would have preferred. I am also not sure what “encourages prosecutors to divert drug possession cases to treatment” will mean in practice.
– It’s filing week, so file for office. Seriously, go for it. If there’s a local position and you don’t like what the incumbent is doing or you don’t like anyone in the race for an open sea,well, make it happen.
– The Queen Anne Taco Bell is far too expensive.
– Multnomah County, get your shit together and spend the money allocated for homeless people. For God’s sake.
– Get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.
Colorado is bluer than you think spews:
So another could be something could be nothing.
Colorado Springs, CO a deep red area and the home of the rabidly anti LGBTQIA+ Focus on the Family sect of religious extremists sent a MAGA republican endorsed by cops, the chamber of commerce who ran on homeless sweeps, cutting taxes, forcing the state legislature to put ANY tax increases on the ballot stripping their constitutional duties to run the state….
To a 15 point defeat in what is nominally a non-partisan Mayoral office though it has been in control of the GOP and the religious freaks at “Beat the Child into obedience” sect in their midst.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 2
Jacksonville, too.
Vicious Troll spews:
In an earlier thread I joked about how long it must have taken Fetterman to construct a coherent snaky question during a Senate hearing.
Turns out he didn’t actually say what was attributed to him.
WaPo Reporter Makes up Fetterman Quote to Obscure the Senator’s Incoherence, Gets Roasted and Deletes
Ah, here’s the Fetterman I expect:
This is what Democrats voted to have thrown in their faces for the next six years. Or the next debilitating stroke, whichever comes first.
What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:
This is what Democrats voted to have
Over a POS, carpetbagging, grifting snake oil salesman..
fuck yeah..
btw, snake oil sales? Your side biz from the pasture these days? Howz that “ectopic pregnancy debunking” device you’re selling doing?
THE Republican Party spews:
@3
I know, right? How embarrassing it is that our brand is so loathed throughout the state of PA that we took a deeply respected celebrity doctor, pretended he lived in PA and he got beat by five points.
We couldn’t even get within a couple percent of an imbecile.
Shit, what the fuck are we gonna do for the next few cycles now that we’re all in on the kinds of policies that real living independents find abhorrent.
Chief Justice John Roberts spews:
Yeah…guys….the carnage is starting to wear on us. We’ve done everything you asked but right now, free and unfettered access to an AR-15 is not gonna fly.
Not that we’re paying attention to politics.
Fox News spews:
Always with their finger on the pulse of our white and easily frightened audience, we sent our reporter to Naperville to gauge the reaction to the swearing in of Chicago’s new black mayor.
Why not Chicago? There are no dinners in Chicago where we could talk to the real people. AND we needed to get useable tape for our P1 audience.
Chicago:
White: 47.73%
Black or African American: 29.22%
Other race: 10.55%
Asian: 6.84%
Two or more races: 5.28%
Naperville:
White – 69.8%
Asian – 20.5%
Hispanic or Latino – 6.7%
Black – 4.2%
Ron "Cares for your Children. AUSTERITY WORKS!" DeSantis spews:
So lets say you or your child get sick so you go to an Urgent Care and while checking in they say, “Sorry we can’t see you you don’t have any insurance.”
Your natural reaction is to shake your fist at Joe Biden and the Democrats in Tallahassee.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 6
…while legal battles continue.
…
It is not unusual in emergency requests …
What’s the emergency?
This is a nothingburger.
We’d be better off if Trump had been re-elected. spews:
We’d be better off if Trump had been re-elected.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 7
Why not Chicago?
’cause Uber/taxi drivers won’t pick you up in some places in Chicago, notably Comiskey Field.
They’ll drop you off there, but they won’t pick you up.
Fox doesn’t want its reporters shot and killed on the job. Go figure.
Brandi Ngo spews:
@11
Wherein a troll says you can’t possibly find a Seattleite to interview because there was once a protest in Cal Anderson Park so it just makes sense to go ask what people in Puyallup think of Jenny Durkin.
“The whole fucking city is a cesspool of crime.” (Wallingford looks around and says, “Say What now?”
Independent voters spews:
Dude, read the room.
This is like a no go zone for police in Manhattan isn't it spews:
@11
When you have to lie about a city you don’t live or visit….
That address is literally in a block that part of Comiskey Parks sits upon.
Every Republican You Know spews:
Such as Seattle?
John Durham, You Can Stop Waiting Now spews:
24 hours later and my entire life’s work has been reduced to a small handful of media talking heads passing around the same well worn copy and doing a version of this:
https://youtu.be/PE63y7ctAwA
I looked it up and so can you spews:
The candidate begged for Russian espionage agencies to hack his opponent.
The candidate’s son met with foreign espionage agents to discuss and negotiate obtaining discrediting information on the opposing candidate.
The campaign manager traveled abroad to pass stolen campaign data to a Russian espionage agent.
A campaign operative met with foreign diplomats and, having gotten sorority girl drunk, bragged to the diplomats that Russian espionage agencies were helping the campaign.
And then Russian espionage agencies actually did hack and leak the opposing campaign.
Hillary Clinton had absolutely nothing to do with any of that.
Kevin McCarthy spews:
No no no. I’m not circling the wagons around a felon in my party. Don’t be silly. I’m manning the barricades and releasing the hounds to keep my razor thin majority intact. They could not be less similar. Next Question.
It’s time for term limits! spews:
You’re a fucking political lifer, just like the rest of them. All of you need to be term-limited to get rid of your tired, moldy asses and your tired, moldy ideas. All you fucker care about is your precious positions in government.
It's not about the Racism, it's the LYING about the Racism spews:
@14
We all know how this happened.
White guy tried to book an Uber home from a game to a location adjacent to the park but NOT at the pick-up zone like every other major city sets up. (“Its muh freedum to have the car pick me up at my gate at the airport”)
So this random genius posts on Twitter that Uber doesn’t pick up at Sox Games.
NY Post – Uber won’t go to Chicago’s South Side.
Fox News – Chicago is so dangerous Uber won’t allow drivers to pick up at a baseball game.
Brietbart – An Uber driver got shot near the ballpark in Chicago
World Net Daily – Uber Drivers are afraid to work because of the violence in the entire city of Chicago
Your racist uncle then posts a meme of a White Uber Driver frantically speeding away from a black mob with GATs on I-90
Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:
19,
If Bakersfield’s aging population of grief-stricken, resentful whites wish to retain Brave Kevin as their representative to Congress that is their right. I don’t live in the 20th district so it’s not for me to say who should represent them. But those hicks and gun-humpers prefer him two-to-one over any alternative.
As to whether Brave Kevin should be Speaker, that’s not up to you and me. The Constitution gives that authority to the elected members of the House. And though it took weeks and many votes, eventually just barely enough Republicans agreed to set aside their deep hatred for him and make him the boss. Best way for us to fix that is to never, ever vote for another Republican. They are responsible for Brave Kevin.
It’s time for term limits! spews:
Just like the Dems are responsible for that abomination, Nancy Pelosi.
glibertarian spews:
I love gold.. it’s my idol.
My political views haven’t changed since I was 18 and started my subscription to Reason.
I hate Sound Transit..
I hate uppity women.. female comics pissy about abusive men. and mouthy liberal politicians.. I hate them! I hate them!
I hate state income taxes.
The only fair federal tax is a flat tax where the poor pay the same rate as a rich person.. ok.. ok.. I favor a break for the poors.. don’t fucking ask me why…
Why are we spending so much on foreign aid? Fuck that. I want my flat tax!
I love pot.. or maybe pot de-criminalization.. I’m a wreck when I’m stoned.
I’m a glibertarian..
Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:
22,
Walking along the Embarcadero Blvd, to visit the markets at the Ferry Bldg and maybe grab a beer for lunch. Paid for in part with federal taxes brought home by young Rep. Pelosi. She hit the ground running way back in the 1980s and helped grow the city into a modern, world class powerhouse of culture, finance, technology, healthcare, and education.
Her decades of service have paid huge dividends to the people who elected her and support her. That’s what Democrats do with incumbency.
Brave Kevin’s loyal supporters are going to have their access to healthcare cutoff, see their libraries closed, see their parks closed, and their meal assistance cut off. And during this spell as Speaker he won’t pass one single meaningful piece of legislation for his constituents before his members tire of him and throw him under the bus. But for some reason they love him. I guess maybe they can eat some of their ammo.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@3 “This is what Democrats voted to have thrown in their faces for the next six years.”
I think it’s more accurate to say a majority of voters would prefer a tree stump to your party’s candidates.
Gggeeee Money spews:
Instead of exploiting an Uber driver shooting how about addressing The Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus….I’m mean more mommies and kiddies dying cause of that and the guy shooting an Uber driver is def a heterosexual Neanderthal.
Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:
Almost as painful as this:
https://youtu.be/dxe5F7nUYsc
Well done fucktard. No wonder your own Mother only tolerates your company once a year.
Orlando, Unbelievably Real spews:
Fox doesn’t want its reporters shot and killed on the job. Go figure.
Fuck Chicago. Want to see reporters killed on the job? Go to Orlando. You might get to see a little girl killed too.
Reporter, 9-year-old girl killed in Orlando shooting spree: What we know
Just think of our new slogam. “Unbelievably Real” Believe me when I say that nothing is more “unbelievably real” than a dead reporter and a dead little girl,
We call that a two-fer.
Virginia spews:
@28 You want to see a dead reporter two-fer? Fuck Chicago and fuck Orando too. Come to Virginia.
WARNING GRAPHIC CONTENT: 2 journalists shot, killed during live TV interview in Virginia
Vicious Troll spews:
Next year’s SI cover girl will be 350# G-clown.
Stacey Abrams Graces Cover Of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 28
Fuck Chicago. Want to see reporters killed on the job? Go to Orlando.
Some reason you picked Orlando instead of, say, Las Vegas?
’cause the Vegas murder is a much, much better story.
Police arrest county official in reporter’s stabbing death
Vicious Troll spews:
No coat closet to stuff them into, apparently.
This is why #CrookedHillary wouldn’t come out to concede on Election Night. Too many people would see it. By Wednesday morning she was over.
Vicious Troll spews:
Shit like this can happen when the rich people leave after you overtax them.
I looked it up and so can you spews:
Yes, yes. All the “Big Cities” are “failing”.
While Kern County is fucking Big Rock Candy Mountain. /s
I looked it up and so can you spews:
Motion to expel Rep. Santos:
Every single House Republican voted to keep him.
Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:
I think it’s past time for the media to just go ahead and give up on Twitter. I think part of the reason they are hanging in, aside from their urgent need for a cheap way to promote their content, is they seem to believe Musk will come around.
He won’t:
https://twitter.com/NickButler/status/1658618532052054022
Actor who delivered the dialog: Jew.
Actor to whom the dialog is spoken: Jew.
Writer who wrote the dialog: Jew.
Director who made the film: Jew.
What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:
German, 69, was found dead on Saturday morning outside his northwest Las Vegas home, the Metropolitan Police Department reported.
That’s a tragedy to be sure…
Laxalt lost anyway.
Elon Musk spews:
@36 – Twitter does not need the media. Twitter will be just fine and promote free speech online.
What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:
The difference between Anna Paulina Luna and Scott Brown.
APL left a bit more to the imagination.
Vicious Troll spews:
Why is Fetterman allowed to speak?
Is it so that Biden seems coherent by comparison?
Rhode Island GOP spews:
Marion Barry lies a moldering in the grave
Marion’s body lies a moldering in the grave
Marion’s body lies a moldering in the grave
But his soul goes marching on!
Richard Spencer spews:
@38 HAIL MUSK!
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 41
The difference is that Reilly won’t be re-elected by Republicans after this.
The reason for Marion Barry’s re-election is the same reason that pumping even more money into the DC public education system will have zero beneficial effect.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@43 Just like Santos won’t be re-elected by Republicans after this. But meantime, McCarthy needs his vote, so he stays.
This guy was expendable because Republicans hold an 86-64 majority in the Texas legislature’s lower house.
Gggeeee Money spews:
Bob is a crack pipe.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 44
McCarthy needs his vote, so he stays.
Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, which vote in the House this year was the one in which Santos’ vote was the deciding one?
Vicious Troll spews:
SCOOP: Hunter Biden’s coke dealer has quietly been taking care of the ailing @Fetterman.
What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:
At HA, Hunter’s dick pics “touch” kreepshit only.
Harold spews:
I’d provide the Raw Story link but there’s a pic of Kari without the use of soft focus. I can’t do that to you people, even to the democracy-hating White Nationalist who posts here. He deserves to hang, sure, but to expose him to Kari’s wrinkled face? No way, that’s just too cruel.
Rudy Giuliani spews:
I can’t stop fondling my Salacious Pics Package.
Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:
49,
Let her and all the rest of them run their fat stupid pie-holes for as long as they can.
It’s good for Democrats and thus for democracy.
“Voters who otherwise would have voted for the Republican candidate instead voted for the Democrat when the Republican was an Election Denier.”
VT is a moron spews:
@46
Debt ceiling hostage taking.
217 to 215
Santos votes yea.
You suck at this.
Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:
For every 72-year-old White American in 2016 who is turning 80 in 2024, there are 1.2 Black, Asian and Hispanic Americans who were 10 years old in 2016 and will be turning 18 next year.
Democrats won 6 in 10 Hispanic and 9 in 10 Black votes in 2022.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/05/18/young-voters-shift/
Don’t forget that this is the year to buy all the nice, older Republican voters in your family a Bacon of the Month Club subscription. If you don’t actually know how they vote, just buy them a subscription anyway. It’s good for YLB’s kids.
https://baconfreak.com/bacon-of-the-month-clubs/
Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:
38,
Knock yourself out, boy.
But anybody can see that Twitter is a helluva long ways from fine and going rapidly in the not-fine direction.
An 89% decline in advertising revenues is not-fine.
Your admission that your purchase investment, according to your own inflated valuation, is now worth less than half what you paid for it last fall is not-fine.
The daily toll of troll accounts with fee-paid credentials taking over major brands to destroy their brand value is not-fine.
A ten to one decline in spending on your platform by top ten advertisers is not-fine.
The consistent failure of nearly every technology fix you’ve offered your advertisers to help them avoid the growing chorus of racism, antisemitism, misogyny, bigotry, pedophilia, and violence on your platform is not-fine.
It’s entirely your toy to play with in whatever way you like and to smash to bits if you like. Nobody in real life will care.
Neither should people who work in media.
Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:
From 2018 to 2022, Gen Z/Millennial voters increased their share of the total vote by 3% for House races and 4% for the highly contested Senate/Gov races, while the oldest demographic decreased by the same amounts.
https://catalist.us/whathappened2022/
What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:
Don’t forget that this is the year to buy all the nice, older Republican voters in your family a Bacon of the Month Club subscription. If you don’t actually know how they vote, just buy them a subscription anyway. It’s good for YLB’s kids.
Following from teh inane, insane, insipid, “seriously intelligent” babbling of teh kreepshit of widbee who is going to dance stupidly about its low 4 figure per month SS check in December. heh.
USB drive in the Parking Lot spews:
Huh…
So you can’t, as an FBI agent download sensitive information to a stick and leave the building with it.
Gggeeee Money spews:
Hostile enviornment to do business…..you can’t blame the mouse.
Better locations to be had. I’m sure many others will relize that Florida is a Shithole, run by fucking idiot fascist pig.
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/05/18/disney-scraps-lake-nona-florida-campus.html
Ggeee Money spews:
A fascit pair of pigs, one figuratively and the other litterally and physically. Oink, Oink.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/sarah-huckabee-sanders-frontrunner-being-considered-by-ron-desantis-for-vp-pick/ar-AA1blQOG?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=9cf0e15cfa654097f2c577b188b1bb68&ei=10
What a dilemma for Donald Duck and the Arkansas Pig
You are a fucking idiot! spews:
59 – You wouldn’t know fascism if it jumped up and bit you in the ass.
Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:
57,
That fuck was literally doing side work for Giuliani and company and attempting to convey investigative materials to criminal defendants engaged in organized criminal conspiracies.
He’s literally a real life Matt Damon in The Departed.
Scum. Should be in jail.
The Ghost of Walt spews:
@59
Media doing a bang up job as usual…
“Costing Florida 2000 jobs.
That’s only the jobs that Disney was going to permanently move from CA to FL.
Add to it the construction industry boomlet from building another very large commercial project in Orlando…..Oh…maybe there’s more going on here.
Spending like a sailor on a bender during shore leave on policies that harm the state’s finances is probably not a great idea but you go Ron! There’s a lot to lose picking a fight with the biggest job producer in your state. You just had an interception run back for a touchdown to California. What do you plan to do with your next possession.
Gggeeee Money spews:
@60 were one step closer though you dumb shit!
Ted "Cancun and a bottomless Margarita" Cruz spews:
Well because BudLight used a tranny on a platform where kids watch we are DEFINITELY thinking about investigating Bud for marketing beer to minors.
X Games…Never heard of it.
NFL..kids don’t watch that.
There are ADS on YouTube? Is that the thingy on the iPad?
Wait…you’re telling me the kids are watching reruns of Friends and there are alcohol ads on the TV?
(for those not int he know, Dylan Mulvaney is 26)
Vicious Troll spews:
Democrats are keeping a vegetable in a Senate seat in order to prevent a black woman from replacing her.
This is the second-best example of the danger of promising to name a black woman to something. The best example, of course, is the incompetent Kamala Harris merely a heartbeat away from the presidency.
Marjorie Taylor Green (R) Trailer spews:
There I was, just minding my business, impeaching Joe Biden, giving George Santos a tongue bath, and praising white Christians like I do, when that leering dark menace came at me, made eye contact, and actually spoke to me in front of others. I was so shocked and disoriented, I’m not sure what happened next. But some say he even whistled at me.
Are there no Real White Men left in the world to defend a Southern White Woman’s sacred honor?
Is there no one to kidnap him, tie him in a truck and take him to a barn to strip him naked, beat him out of his boots, burn his clothes, tie a cotton gin fan to his neck with barbed wire and toss him off a bridge, in keeping with our fine and noble tradition?
Vicious Troll spews:
Wow. So DeSantis is Darth Vader, after all.
Disney World is closing an expensive Star Wars-themed hotel, reports say. What to know
Read more at: https://www.miamiherald.com/news/business/tourism-cruises/article275562236.html#storylink=cpy
George Lucas spews:
So DeSantis is Darth Vader, after all…
…only two feet shorter with the voice Pee Wee Herman.
I’d fire your casting director.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 68
I’d fire your casting director.
You didn’t fire DWS when she turned her back on Bernie in favor of The Corrupt One.
Vicious Troll spews:
Know what else can negatively affect bar exam performance? Being admitted to law school without first having to take the LSAT and submit scores.
Vicious Troll spews:
Naw, let’s reward The Biden Crime Family instead.
George Lucas spews:
@69,
Seems you may also need to fire your screenwriter.
Unless your intent is some sort of homage to Luis Buñuel.
What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:
The requirement comes on the heels of a study that found masks can cause “difficulty concentrating” and “reduced cognitive performance.”
So that explains high malpractice premiums for surgeons. And why they make the big bucks.
Oz knew better.. Much more munee and less stress touting quack medicine on the tube.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@46 Is there a point there I haven’t already made?
Roger Rabbit spews:
@46 Is there a point there I haven’t already made?
Here’s a point to ponder: If McCarthy will protect a fraudster and liar to become speaker, why wouldn’t Trump take help from a hostile foreign government to become president again?
What it boils down to is there’s no depth to which Republicans won’t descend to acquire power.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@49 Lake fabricates facts to fit her narrative. All Republicans do, but she takes it farther than most, and has the bad judgment to gallup from the rightwing blogosphere into the courts, which have no patience with crackpots.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Today the Freedom Caucus is saying the Senate “must” pass the House bill as is, or the economy goes down. That means McCarthy will have to get Democratic votes.
If he agrees to terms the Democrats will accept, they will preserve his speakership. That won’t make him a Democratic speaker, but he’ll no longer be the Republicans’ speaker either, just a powerless one.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@53 While there’s no Latino mass exodus from Florida and Texas yet, they’re thinking about it.
https://thehill.com/latino/4009496-texas-florida-laws-have-latinos-rethinking-where-they-live/
If thoughts turn into action, they probably won’t move far, just into neighboring states like Georgia and Arizona, which they will turn bluer.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@56 “who is going to dance stupidly about its low 4 figure per month SS check in December”
Unless McCarthy betrays the Freedom Caucus, in two weeks that check goes to zero.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@58 The people running Disney are mercenary. They probably didn’t decide to invest $1 billion somewhere else out of scruple or principle. It’s more likely because many of the 2,000 employees they intended to transfer to Florida told their managers they wouldn’t go. And not being able to get their project built (see #62 for details).
Roger Rabbit spews:
@60 Fascism is hard to miss.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@66 “But some say he even whistled at me.”
No, he didn’t. He wouldn’t dare. Even 14-year-olds get killed for that.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@70 Law school exams have a way of weeding out those who shouldn’t have been admitted. So do bar exams.
I can say that I graduated from law school and passed the bar exam (first try, by the way).
You can’t say that.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@70 (continued)
Now, I realize you graduated from medical school and passed the medical boards. Which, of course, I didn’t. But I don’t dispense medical advice in the comment threads of this blog. For the most part, neither do you, just a lot of unlicensed legal opinion.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@72 What are you talking about? His screenwriter is on strike. Got tired of being paid $8 a week.
You’re a fucking idiot! spews:
81 – Yet you and your ilk can’t see you’re as fascist as any fascist that has ever lived.
Disney spews:
@67
Well it’s not like we’re going to keep trying ‘supply side’ economics and ‘tax cuts for the rich’ for 40 years AFTER it’s been a proven failure in every country we convinced to try it.
We’re not in The habit of throwing good money after bad.
Roger Rabbit spews:
fascism
făsh′ĭz″əm
noun
A system of government marked by centralization of authority under a dictator, a capitalist economy subject to stringent governmental controls, violent suppression of the opposition, and typically a policy of belligerent nationalism and racism. A political philosophy or movement based on or advocating such a system of government. Oppressive, dictatorial control.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@86 I’m so sorry you’re oppressed. Try Hungary. Or El Salvador.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@87 Republicans know they’re full of b.s., but they keep doing it because it’s so profitable for them.
Years ago I read that Republican donors spent $4 billion in the 2000 election cycle, and in return got $400 billion of tax cuts, a 10,000% return on investment. Even Doctor Dumbfuck doesn’t do that well.
Gggeeee Money spews:
Not a circus performer, she’s one of the circus animals.
https://www.aol.com/news/marjorie-taylor-greene-escalates-feud-171523607.html