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Good morning. Yes, SPD should apologize for how it handled the 2020 protests. But as noted in the article, Chief Diaz has already apologized. The department should apologize and apologize and apologize. It was really bad. But absent real reform, or more, does anyone believe it wouldn’t happen again?

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

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  1. 1

    and DEAD Murdoch, Putin, the ENTIRE FREEDUMB KOOKUS and Matthew Kacsmaryk.

  2. 2

    Black leftists in the United States being charged by the DOJ for acting as Russian agents.

    Moreover, from at least November 2014 until July 2022, Ionov allegedly engaged in a years-long foreign malign influence campaign targeting the United States. As a part of the campaign, Ionov allegedly recruited members of political groups within the United States, including the African People’s Socialist Party and the Uhuru Movement (collectively, the APSP) in Florida, Black Hammer in Georgia and a political group in California (referred to in the superseding indictment as U.S. Political Group 3), to participate in the influence campaign and act as agents of Russia in the United States, including the following indicted defendants:

    Omali Yeshitela, a U.S. citizen residing in St. Petersburg, Florida, and St. Louis, Missouri, who served as the chairman and founder of the APSP;
    Penny Joanne Hess, a U.S. citizen residing in St. Petersburg, Florida, and St. Louis, Missouri, who served as the leader of a component of the APSP;
    Jesse Nevel, a U.S. citizen residing in St. Petersburg, Florida, and St. Louis, Missouri, who served as a member of a component of the APSP; and
    Augustus C. Romain Jr., aka Gazi Kodzo, a U.S. citizen residing in St. Petersburg, Florida, and Atlanta, who served as a leader of the APSP and a founder of Black Hammer in Georgia.

    Hey, don’t blame me. It’s Merrick Garland’s DOJ;

    https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/us-citizens-and-russian-intelligence-officers-charged-conspiring-use-us-citizens-illegal

  3. 3

    @2

    Cool lock them up.

    Say, did they operate freely for the entirety of the Trump Sadministration only to be exposed and charged by ‘First Vegetable’s’ DOJ?

    You left out some stuff.

    Ionov, Sukhodolov and Popov conspired to directly and substantially influence democratic elections in the United States by clandestinely funding and directing the political campaign of a particular candidate for local office in St. Petersburg, Florida, in 2019. For instance, the superseding indictment alleges that Popov expressly referred to this effort on behalf of the FSB as “our election campaign,” and Ionov referring to the candidate as the “candidate whom we supervise.” Ionov and Popov allegedly intended that this election interference plot would extend beyond the 2019 local election cycle in St. Petersburg, and subsequently discussed that the “USA Presidential election” was the FSB’s “main topic of the year.”

    Dumbfuck assures us on the regular that Russian influence on the election of 2020 election is utterly farcical, a hoax, a sham, imaginary.

    Strong Post.

  5. 5

    @ 3

    Perhaps the reason I left out the candidate stuff is that the candidate was not indicted. But (s)he was an unindicted co-conspirator, UIC-4 in the DOJ filing. See item 15 on page 6 of the superseding indictment, which I apparently cannot cut and paste.

    UIC-4 ran for office in St. Petersburg in ’17 and in ’19, and was the Director for Agitation and Propaganda of the APSP. IOW not a Trumper.

    Unless you are referring to a different candidate, of course.

  6. 6

    @ 3

    Say, did they operate freely for the entirety of the Trump Sadministration only to be exposed and charged by ‘First Vegetable’s’ DOJ?

    The Russian invasion of Ukraine didn’t occur on Trump’s watch. Since the indictments are to compel the defendants to STFU about their support for Russia’s behavior in the war, it’s irrelevant that they were saying shit we didn’t like more than a year before the invasion.

    Unless you are promoting broken-windows policing of speech we don’t like.

  8. 8

    Tell me your the kind of person who goes to New York just to go to the Times Square Bubba Gump Shrimp without telling me.

    Let’s be blunt – legal weed is turning New York workers into zombies. 100%. I saw them when I went there to protest against the weaponization of government against President Trump by a George Soros funded DA.

    The streets are filthy, they are covered with people, basically dying on drugs, they can’t even stand up – they’re falling over

    -Marge “If the griddle cook ain’t white it’s not allright” Greene

  9. 9

    @7

    Fuck Waldo, find the non-mayonnaise complexion.

  11. 11

    @ 9

    …find the non-mayonnaise complexion.

    It’s a SC event, Numbnuts.

    Tim Scott moves toward 2024 White House run

    Roll Call
    https://www.rollcall.com › 2023/04/12 › tim-scott-mo…
    7 days ago — South Carolina Sen. Tim Scott announced he was forming a presidential exploratory committee in a video recorded at Fort Sumter.

    Tim Scott launches 2024 election presidential exploratory …

    CNBC
    https://www.cnbc.com › 2023/04/12 › 2024-election-tim…
    7 days ago — If he runs, Scott will be competing in the GOP primary against former President Donald Trump and fellow South Carolina Republican Nikki …

  12. 12

    @6

    Again, Dumbfuck ignores all the stuff about ‘beginning in 2014’ and influencing the 2019 FL election AND the direct quote about the efforts on the 2020 election and insists we focus on only the UKRAINE bit of the press release and indictment.

    The ONLY sentence that matters to dumbfuck is:

    One focus of Ionov’s alleged influence operation

    Now a kid prepping for his PSATs is aware that ‘one’ suggests, implies or explicitly states that there are others but to a Dumbfuck one means simply one and no other, no sir, there is nothing else to see here except the one thing. About Ukraine.
    Solid post.

  13. 13

    Tim Scott moves toward 2024 White House run

    Question: Senator Scott, do you support a national ban on abortion?

    Answer: buh, blah, buh, blah, THE LEFT!.. bluh, blah…

  14. 14

    @11

    Because there exists a black republican in SC exploring the possibility of running for president, the video of a White Florida Governor exploring a run for president before a completely white audience in SC cannot exist.

    It’s Inpossible. Unconceivable! Nonimaginable!

    Strong Post, Dumbfuck

  15. 15

    Compare and contrast:

    Barack H. Obama: Harvard Law Grad (commie), Civil Rights Attorney (commie), Constitutional Law Prof (so what?, crypto-commie), 8 years Illinois State Senate (leftist, commie infiltrator), community organizer (Hahahahahaha, what a commie.)

    Tim Scott: insurance agency owner, INSPIRING MAN OF THE PEOPLE!

    Someone that anyone who’s been screwed on a claim can relate to..

  16. 16

    @ 12

    … insists we focus on only the UKRAINE bit of the press release and indictment.

    Well, you could focus on the suppression of free speech part of the indictment. I expect Greenwald to do that.

    I only skimmed it but apparently these guys are supposed to have registered as foreign agents, like Manafort and Podesta were supposed to do.

  17. 17

    @ 15

    Compare and contrast:

    Barack H. Obama

    I see someone has brought out her BO kneepads!

    Tim Scott:

    – County council member for 14 years
    – SC General assembly for one term
    – US House of Representatives for one term
    – Elected to the US Senate three times, including twice to full terms. Senator since 2013, or ten years.

    All told, Tim Scott has served in federal legislatures for 12 years, vs. 4 years for Barack Obama. His experience beats the fuck out of Momala’s experience, as well.

    Gee, Queen YLB. I can see why you chose to leave out Scott’s resume, since you were attempting to compare and contrast.

    Ever the unserious twat, with coward thrown in on this one, girlfriend.

  18. 18

    The GOP-controlled Tennessee legislature has just passed a law inspired by school shootings as follows:

    “In the wake of a deadly school shooting last month, Republican lawmakers in Tennessee awarded final passage Tuesday to a proposal that would further protect gun and ammunition dealers, manufacturers and sellers against lawsuits.”

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/tennessee-moves-to-shield-gun-firms-after-school-shooting_n_64401404e4b0408f3e50899c

    Well, whatever else you might say about this, you can’t say they don’t respond to school shootings.

  19. 19

    these guys are supposed to have registered as foreign agents, like Manafort and Podesta were supposed to do.

    Not helping here.

  20. 20

    County council member for 14 years

    Wow. Long time paying dues there for a black SC “conservative”.. It took a stunt like “the ten commandments” to break the glass ceiling.

    His experience beats the fuck

    And Scott will lose. Because he is a coward, like all repukes trying to appease the batshit insane base on abortion while terrified of what that will mean in the general.

    Like kon-klown will lose no matter how wide you spread your ass cheeks and break out the kneepads to “kiss it”

  21. 21

    @ 18

    Still waiting on the release of that chick’s manifesto.

    Bet it’s gonna sting. A lot.

  22. 22

    A few months ago Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit made us laugh when he excitedly regaled us with his tale of a five-figure! daily gain in the stock market. Apparently, people with pitifully small brokerage accounts don’t experience that very often, and our Dumbfuck Rabbit was all a-giggly that day.

    Last night Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit was equally excited to tell us about a four-figure daily gain.

    It’s just sad, when he boasts about such pitifully routine events. WTF.

    Know who doesn’t post about such tiny monetary shifts? Real millionaires don’t.

  23. 23

    Well, you could focus on the suppression of free speech part of the indictment.

    Allow me.

    FARA registration is not performative record keeping. It has a legal purpose with important implications to federal law enforcement activities.

    Believe it or not the “free speech” rights of a foreign adversarial government employing legal resident agents within the US to obtain influence over government officials are not the same as your Crazy Uncle Liberty rioting in DC or shutting down his local school board.

    Not helping here.

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    @16, 19

    Yes. That’s why they all have been charged with a crime. Somewhere in the filings there will be a transfer of funds.

    Russian: You know Ukraine just wants to be free to be Russian.
    U.S. Citizen: Ukraine just wants to be free to be Russian. (Free speech)

    Russian: You know Ukraine just wants to be free to be Russian.
    U.S. Citizen, taking the envelope of cash from Russian: You know Ukraine just wants to be free to be Russian. (Lobbying, not free speech.)

    Funny Dumbfuck just can’t stop posting himself into a shrinking corner today.

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    “Police late last week were called in after a physical fight broke out among attendees at the Michigan Republican Party’s new state central committee meeting. Bridge MI reports that a fight erupted on Friday night at the Doherty Hotel in Clare, Michigan between allies of current Michigan GOP Chairman Kristina Karamo and ally-turned-rival Matthew DePerno.”

    https://www.rawstory.com/michigan-republican-party-2659878991/

    What happened to that fabled GOP unity?

  29. 29

    a five-figure! daily gain

    Funny a certain kreepshit troll in widbee did a silly little dance A LONG TIME AGO over wifey getting a 4 FIGURE MONTHLY SS check

    And it can’t wait to dance stupid in December over its even LOWER 4 FIGURE MONTHLY SS check..

    We look forward to your stupid dance in December kreepshit. Dance, dance, dance.

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    @ 26

    Russian: You know Ukraine just wants to be free to be Russian.
    U.S. Citizen, taking the envelope of cash from Russian: You know Ukraine just wants to be free to be Russian. (Lobbying, not free speech.)

    And yet the DOJ warns Tony Podesta to register as an agent. Five years after Tony did the dirty deed.

    The DOJ indicted four black dudes over a few transfers in the three-figure range, and one $12k transfer that apparently was split up in to smaller amounts (SAR avoidance, maybe? Dunno.).

    What, no warning, like the brother of #CrookedHillary’s campaign advisor got?

    At minimum, selective. I understand what they did wrong. It’s just very small potatoes,

  31. 31

    THEY GOT HER!

    An obscure ‘watchdog’ group called the Coolidge Reagan Foundation has filed an FEC complaint that among the nearly $12M Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez spent in the 2022 cycle there is about $9600 on an unitemized credit card.

    Keeping in mind that a campaign needs not itemize any expenditures to a vendor under $200….

    THEY GOT HER!

    Frog March!

    (This is also a banner splash on the home page of Fox News for….well gee I don’t know why they would consider this a Big font with a picture story, can you?)

  32. 32

    @ 29

    … a 4 FIGURE MONTHLY SS check …

    It’s not the money, Queen YLB. It’s the recurring nature of the payment, for a really long time, and it’s that this payment will be made by your two fucked kids.

    And that Harry Fuckin’ Reid could have done something about it, but instead refused to admit that there was a problem.

    You voted for it, Queen YLB. Now you get to watch your two fucked kids scream in agony because of it.

    It’s not the money. It’s the ruination of the lives of two fucked kids, because you voted for them to be fucked.

    YLB, now that The Even Bigger Fucking Moron is gone, you, girlfriend, are HA’s stupidest commenter. Congrats!

  33. 33

    @ 31

    … $9600 on an unitemized credit card.

    Black dudes in Florida have been indicted by the DOJ over less money. Rule of law, or some shit like that.

  34. 34

    It’s the recurring nature of the payment, for a really long time

    That comes to end at a certain point kreepshit..

    Like it comes to an end for hundreds of repukes DAILY..

    Long live Mary Kay!

    Dance, dance, dance, widbee kreepshit!

  35. 35

    two fucked kids.

    Yours truly feels badly for two “grandkids” inducted into the “deathsatanist youth” by its degenerate “grandfather”..

    The degenerates die out eventually. Too bad the damage they do.

  37. 37

    @31 Probably gonna find a lot of Dunkin Donuts and Dominoes Pizza deliveries to AOC’s campaign HQ when they drill down into it.

  38. 38

    @32 “And that Harry Fuckin’ Reid could have done something about it, but instead refused to admit that there was a problem.”

    The “problem” is that Social Security has kept its promises to the workers who paid into the system for a lifetime, making it the most successful government program in history, and you and other Republicans just can’t stand that.

    I’m not saying, of course, that you work hard for your money. By your own admission, you’re a capitalist freeloader like me.

  39. 39

    More fun from Fox news:

    Picture of recently collapsed NYC Parking Garage
    Electric vehicles may be too heavy for old parking garages: report

    For instance, a Tesla Model S (classified as a large sedan) weighs over a thousand pounds more than a gas-powered Mercedes E-Class (a mid-sized sedan), while a 9,000-pound GMC Hummer EV (854 units sold worldwide) is 2,400 pounds heavier than the similarly-sized Hummer H2 that was last sold in 2009.

    GVW Tesla Model S / X / 3
    2534kg / 2445kg / 1835

    GVW Volkswagon ID4
    2660kg

    GVW Chrysler 300 (slightly longer and slightly less wide than a Model S)
    4013kg

    GVW Ford F-150 Crew Cab
    2413kg

    GVW Chevy Tahoe RST
    5473kg

    GVW 2018 BMW 5 series Turbo
    3878kg

  40. 40

    @39 Their source: A “report from the British Parking Association.”

    $787 million lighter in the pockets, but still the same old Fox.

  41. 41

    @ 39

    There are currently six vehicles which qualify for all of the EV incentives given away by First Vegetable Joe Biden.

    Two of them are Teslas.

  42. 42

    @ 34

    That comes to end at a certain point kreepshit..

    Like it comes to an end for hundreds of repukes DAILY..

    May neither of your kids decide to pull a Beau Biden, Queen YLB. ’cause then the other fucked kid would have to work twice as hard to pay for my Social Security check each month.

  43. 43

    @39 What’s the relevance? Do cars weigh more if the buyer gets a government subsidy? Does Biden’s thumbprint add another 1,000 lbs.?

  44. 44

    Five years after Tony did the dirty deed.

    What was that, exactly?

    Reminding us all that Paul Manafort delivered hacked Democratic campaign data from swing states directly to his good friend and business partner Konstantin Kilimnik. Who delivered it to the FSB… in Russia, Russia, Russia.

    Not helping here.

  45. 45

    Five years after Tony did the dirty deed.

    What was that, exactly?

    Reminding us all that Paul Manafort delivered hacked Democratic campaign data from swing states directly to his good friend and business partner Konstantin Kilimnik. Who delivered it to the FSB… in Russia, Russia, Russia.

    Not helping here.

  46. 46

    @39

    The comment thread over on Fox is….interesting.

    Swallowing it up like their Suburban doesn’t weigh twice a Model S and complaining about the exces road wear and even a few “That’s not as heavy as a Stacey Abrams.”

    Dumbfuck’s cohort bust out the kneepads for Fox and it tastes GOOOOOOOD

  48. 48

    May neither of your kids decide to pull a Beau Biden

    Heh. They both live in Seattle kreepshit..

    2nd healthiest city in the country.

    They are both very likely to live longer than you, o degen. And live longer than the hundreds of degens like you that die each day.

    Long live Mary Kay!

  50. 50

    Oh my, Tesla earnings are down 20% yoy, and the stock is down 5.5% in regular and after-hours trading, from $185 at open to $174 now.

    Meanwhile, Fox is telling millions of viewers that Teslas make parking garages collapse. They must hate Elon even though he loves Trump. Probably a DeSantis thing.

    P.S., I wouldn’t park a skateboard in a parking garage built under a DeSantis-approved building code.

  51. 51

    Budweiser made a big marketing mistake with that latest disaster. Almost as bad as the New Coke debacle. Businesses need to know who their customers are. Budweiser forgot.

  54. 54

    @51

    Budweiser stock had a temporary blip.

    Trading at $66.34 on the close of the day before you soy boys got your cuck feelings hurt.

    Trading at $65.97 at close of today.

    Up 10% YTD

    I wonder if people buying brand new 12 packs and cases to shoot at had an impact on sales?

  55. 55

    @ 53

    Literally none of us care if Hunter goes to prison.

    Oh, I think that might change in the next, say, 18 1/2 months.

  57. 57

    Kreepshit threatened to bore us all to tiers after the last election with a lecture from Third Way about “extreme Dems”..

    The coward chickened out cuz’.. things didn’t quite work out the way it babbled.

    Last January (post election) Third Way updated its analysis of red state crime.

    Its prior analysis triggered kreepshit.

    Third Way “extreme dems” good. Third Way “crime” bad.. whatevs..

    We found that the murder rate in Trump-voting states has exceeded the murder rate in Biden-voting states every year this century. Cumulatively, overall murder rates since 2000 were on average 23% higher in Trump-voting states. For the past 21 years, the top 10 murder rate states have been dominated by reliably red states, namely Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, and Missouri. Even when we removed the county with the largest city in Trump-voting states (and kept them in for Biden-voting states), murder rates were still significantly higher in these red states.

    And while media reports give the impression that murder rates are skyrocketing in blue areas, murder rates have actually increased at far higher rates in Trump-voting states over the past two decades, widening the Red State murder gap from a low of 9% in 2003 and 2004 to a high of 44% in 2019, before falling to 43% in 2020. Since 2000, murder rates have increased 39.4% in red states and just 13.4% in blue states.

    https://www.thirdway.org/report/the-two-decade-red-state-murder-problem

    Sorry kreepshit, you been pwnd again..

  58. 58

    @55

    Not really. The GOP is going to nominate the guy EVERYONE hates who is an ACTUAL felon so the guy who’s son may be a felon is going to cake walk into office again.

  59. 59

    Looks like Gym Judge found another Aileen Cannon in Manhattan.

    https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/19/politics/bragg-jordan-pomerantz-hearing/index.html

    Now I’m not saying a judge has to recuse herself from a case involving prosecution of Trump just because she was appointed by Trump. But the fact she called prosecuting Trump “political theater” might call her impartiality into question. The appeal of this ruling does not go to the Fifth Circuit.

  62. 62

    The Heterosexual Neanderthal Virus is not only a killer STD it’s also normalized perversion. Just think there’s only one reason to deamonize something that is opposite to you and that is to hide your sins and to make your side feel like a superior being because you know that you are the inferior being. Fear Draq Queens, but don’t fear the perverted Heterosexual Neanderthal viriants.

    If it aint killing spouses and partners and the children or pets its raping and making them sex slaves.

    https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/42-men-jailed-after-abusing-young-girl-in-britains-biggest-grooming-gang/news-story/51e1539ae5b51a9112c00c2fcee2a86c

  63. 63

    https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/42-men-jailed-after-abusing-young-girl-in-britains-biggest-grooming-gang/news-story/51e1539ae5b51a9112c00c2fcee2a86c

    Heres another beauty.

    Good to see that “catch a predator” is focusing on the right sexual orientation for once.

    All predators should be apprehended, but to focus on only one side of orientation is just a smear job and like the fetus the truly to care about human life just the smear campaign.

  64. 64

    Hell even I wasn’t that crazy

    When the panel’s chairman, Tennessee Republican Mark Green, asked if Ms Greene would withdraw her statement, she refused.

    He immediately ruled that she’d violated the rules and ordered the words stricken from the record.

    “It’s pretty clear that the rules state you can’t impugn someone’s character, identifying or calling someone a liar is unacceptable in this committee, and I make the ruling that we strike those words,” he said.

    He added that Ms Greene was “no longer recognised,” meaning she could not finish her questioning of Mr Mayorkas. Under House rules, she would be barred from any subsequent rounds of questioning during the Wednesday hearing.

  65. 65

    NRCC: Yeah, that Michigan thing. The video is bad, not in a real violence way but in the way a daft bitch thinks “By the power vested in me” as a county secretary she can toss people out of the party and have them arrested?

    MI GOP: Well she had a little to drink. I think they both did.

    NRCC: You think? Look we got plenty of insane right now and those Q folks you are hanging out with are all “I am not a witch” you get me? Lose them both NOW!

    https://www.bridgemi.com/michigan-government/michigan-gop-infighting-leads-actual-fight-between-karamo-deperno-backers

  66. 66

    @65

    Heterosexual Neanderthal Disease comes in all shapes and sizes. Unfortunately they weren’t holding guns in their hands that night. Would have been nice to see some sparks fle

    Breeding will not save them.

  67. 67

    59,

    I don’t think she called prosecuting Trump political theater I think she called the lawsuit Bragg filed to stop Pomerantntz from being subpoenaed political theater.

    Not really wrong about that.
    It was a dumb distraction for Bragg to assign staff to preparing and filing lawsuits against Congress.

  68. 68

    “I don’t want some 16-year-old kid to be getting shot because he went to the wrong house — we just don’t want those kinds of things to happen. It’s a tragedy,” [Missouri Gov.] Parson, a Republican, told The Star at the Missouri Capitol in Jefferson City Wednesday. “When the president of the United States is trying to make a political statement over a very serious tragedy, it is very unfortunate and I don’t agree with trying to make political points out of terrible — I’ve never done that since I’ve been governor.”

    https://nordot.app/1021534283114086400?c=592622757532812385

    He should listen to himself, because he just did.

  74. 74

    Following up on #50, Tesla’s stock continued to drop in after-hours trading, and is now down a total of 8% today, from $180 to $169. A companion story said gross margin dipped to 19.3% after price cuts.

    https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-earnings-193915429.html

    As time goes on, Tesla will have to keep cutting prices in order to compete, and eventually will have profit margins similar to other automakers. And its stock will have a similar P/E.

  76. 76

    We’ve had our first look at the Biden 2024 re-election slogan:

    Influence Peddling Is Not Illegal

  77. 77

    @ 75

    GE is now at a 5 year high.

    After factoring in the reverse 1-for-8 share split, GE shares are trading at a split-adjusted $12.475.

    On October 20, 2017, when Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit offered his strong recommendation to accumulate GE shares for long-term holding, GE shares closed at $23.81. GE shares are little more than half their previous worth. Let’s not even get into the dividend cut, lest Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit’s horrible investment call on GE be subject to even more scrutiny. His was an own-goal for the ages.

    Five years ago TSLA shares traded at $19.35, but that’s inconvenient to those who dislike Elon Musk.

  78. 78

    This Court will no longer decide the fundamental question of whether abortion must be allowed throughout the United States through 6 weeks, or 12 weeks, or 15 weeks, or 24 weeks, or some other line. Instead, those difficult moral and policy questions will be decided, as the Constitution dictates, by the people and their elected representatives through the constitutional processes of democratic self-government.”

    Nah!
    Psych!

    Hey, who’s got the beer bong?

    Chug! Chug! Chug!

  79. 79

    Five years ago TSLA shares traded at $19.35, but that’s inconvenient to those who dislike Elon Musk.

    Not really.

    To anyone but a timer this would be another good data point suggesting that the company fundamentals probably don’t support $400.
    But that would leave out a degenerate, emotional gambling addict and his evaporated $50k.

    He should really stop reminding us all of that time he went long right before the stock dropped by half.

  81. 81

    @77

    Someone who CLAIMS to have purchased TSLA in Dec ‘22 and rode the drop and then the rose back up in quoting the 5 year old stock price.

    I get that your holdings claims are fake, Dumbfuck but even the bullshit involves you taking a beating on TSLA.

    Strong Post

  82. 82

    So, having the states decide is wrong? If states can’t decide about certain issues within the framework of the Constitution, then why bother to even have states? Just have one ant farm, central government that rules with totalitarian authority and leave it at that.

    Better yet, just abolish all government except the federal government.

  83. 83

    Yesterday, the private arbitration firm hand chosen by Pillow Crackhead (and presumptive GOP VP nominee), ruled against the degenerated lying drug addict and in favor of Robert Zeidman, a computer forensics expert and 63-year-old Trump voter from Nevada, who was able to prove that Republicans are ALWAYS full of shit.

    In their 23-page decision, the arbitrators said Zeidman proved that Lindell’s material “unequivocally did not reflect November 2020 election data.” They directed Lindell’s firm to pay Zeidman within 30 days.

    Lindell refuses.

    Of course.

  84. 84

    THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS RACISM IN FLORIDA!

    All they’re doing is trying to CRT our children.

    State Attorney’s Office covering six Florida counties including Tallahassee put a policy in writing to seek maximum prosecution instead of plea agreements against ‘Hispanics’

    – IF NO CRIMINAL HISTORY -> Diversion
    – IF LIMITED CRIMINAL HISTORY -> Withhold Costs
    – IF EXTENSIVE CRIMINAL HISTORY and/or HISPANIC -> Adjudicated Guilty Costs

    That and the staff of the office was almost all white in a state where just 53% of residents are white. 60% in the largest county the office serves.

  85. 85

    According to the arbitrator selected by Lindell, the data Holy Grail he has been teasing to his marks for the last two years, bilking them out of tens of millions of dollars, consists of an encrypted pdf of a flow chart of election processing downloaded from a state website, a long list of IP addresses, and a file of character strings generated from a random character generator software. No TCP/IP packet data anywhere in any of the files. No “internet traffic”.

    Republican voters will fall for anything and overnight adopt it as holy writ. “Stolen election” is hardwired into the party orthodoxy now. And it’s pure idiocy.

  86. 86

    The shooting was clearly justified.

    Kansas City home where 16-year-old Ralph Yarl was shot in the head had ‘No Solicitors’ sign

  87. 87

    Say, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, if it’s worthwhile to boast about a 6% one-day increase in the value of AT&T shares, is it newsworthy to note that today the same shares are down roughly 10%?

    AT&T Inc
    T:NYSE

    Last | 12:06 PM EDT
    17.74
    quote price arrow down-1.96 (-9.95%)

    That’s a bigger percent than Tesla’s decline today.

  88. 88

    @ 77

    I neglected to account for the GEHC spinoff from GE. So the GE comeback relative to 10/20/17 is greater than I mentioned, but the shares are still a very far cry from where they were.

  89. 89

    It’s my fucking platform and I’ll do whatever I want. So if any of you fuckers at WIRED write a totally factual story on how someone going by the name Doomed hacked Matt Walsh’s account and tweeted ‘Joe Rogan is a Pedophile’ and replied to Ben Shapiro, “You Know What You Did, You Are A Closeted Homosexual And Hide Behind Being Jewish.”, I WILL PERMANENTLY BAN YOU FOR MAKING MY SECURITY LOOK BAD!

    And I will see to it any reference to “RAPID UNEXPECTED DISASSEMBLY”…..you better believe that’s a ban

  92. 92

    Not a joke.

    Townhall.com
    @townhallcom
    ·
    Rep. Rosa DeLauro (D-CT) highlights the vital work that Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg is doing to ensure that “female dummies” are used in vehicle crash testing “to fight the gender inequity among…crash victims.”
    7:15 AM · Apr 20, 2023

    I’m serious, it’s not. Click the link for 20 seconds of video.

    To honor Mayor Pete they should do crash testing with male dummies giving head to other male dummies a la The World According To Garp..

  93. 93

    The World According To Garp..

    Technical Sargeant Garp @92 was too debilitated last November to bore us to tiers about about Third Way and “extreme Dems”.

  94. 94

    @92

    Spends years bleating about the fundamental biological differences.

    Makes fun of the idea that the fatalities or severe injuries of differences should be considered for automobile safety.

    Strong post, Dumbfuck

  95. 95

    @89,
    TIL what “Free Speech Absolutist” means.

    What a letdown.

  96. 96

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Someone think of his children

    The Florida Senate passed a bill on Wednesday that would exempt DeSantis and other top officials’ travel from accessible public records, including DeSantis’ use of the state-owned jet. Republicans argued that the measure was needed for security purposes for DeSantis.

    “Everything we do is monitored,” Senate President Kathleen Passidomo said Wednesday, according to Politico. “Bad actors can find out a lot… here we have a young governor who has young children, a young family. God forbid something would happen because information is out there.”

  97. 97

    More fun outta Tennessee:

    NASHVILLE, Tenn. (WTVF) — A member of GOP leadership in the Tennessee House of Representatives was recently found guilty of sexually harassing at least one legislative intern, likely two, by an ethics subcommittee acting in secret, NewsChannel 5 Investigates has learned.

    Rep. Scotty Campbell, who serves as vice chair of the House Republican Caucus and who recently voted to expel three Democrats who engaged in a gun violence protest on the House floor, suffered no consequences as a result of his actions.

    Despite accusations of sometimes extremely vulgar comments and other inappropriate advances, Republicans did not remove the 39-year-old East Tennessee lawmaker from his leadership position nor from his committee assignments.

    But taxpayers have paid for his actions.

    NewsChannel 5 has learned that potentially thousands of dollars have been spent to protect one victim, relocating her from the downtown apartment building where she and Campbell both had apartments, shipping her furniture back home in another part of the state and placing her in a downtown hotel for the remainder of her internship.
    …

    “I had consensual, adult conversations with two adults off property,” (Scotty) insisted.

    “I think conversations are consensual once that is verbally agreed to. If I choose to talk to any intern in the future, it will be recorded.”

    As a general rule, any nearly 40 dad bod dude still going by ‘Scotty’ never got over his frat bro days is is more than willing to do a 24 oz beer bong and scream “Show us yer tits!” at any College age woman in his vicinity.

  98. 98

    Are you big fans of my music? No?

    “Another One!”

    Has the DOJ lost a January 6 case yet?

    Eric Gavelek Munchel (Zip Tie Guy), 32, of Nashville, Tennessee, and Lisa Marie Eisenhart, 59, of Woodstock, Georgia, were found guilty Tuesday in a stipulated trial before Senior U.S. District Judge Royce Lamberth. In a stipulated trial, the defendant and prosecutors agree to a set of facts that form the basis of the judge’s ultimate decision; in this case, Lamberth found that the facts supported convictions for both mother and son of conspiracy to commit obstruction and obstruction of an official proceeding, both felonies that carry a maximum 20 years behind bars. They were also convicted of trespassing and disorderly conduct misdemeanors.

    https://youtu.be/jEI3N9kIyP4

  99. 99

    @98 As an unserious twat, I don’t like to talk about 1/6 anymore because I tend to say something really fucking stupid like, “It was only a dozen cosplaying grandmothers.”

    Better that I stick to GE, gay sex, the inferiority of blacks, obese democratic women and other dumbfuck tripe.

  101. 101

    Has the DOJ lost a January 6 case yet?

    Only one out of about 600.

    It’s a very remarkable record.

  102. 102

    Hey, what do Alec Baldwin and Hunter Biden have in common, if Merrick Garland gets his way?

  103. 103

    @ 93

    …bore us to tiers…

    A reminder that Queen YLB is a third-tier HA commenter.

    With The Even Bigger Fucking Moron‘s demise, Queen YLB now holds both crowns: HA’s dumbest twat and HA’s stupidest commenter.

  104. 104

    Biden didn’t learn from Benghazi.

    Biden didn’t learn from Kabul.

    Because Biden didn’t learn we are about to put boots on the ground in the middle of a civil war.

    U.S. positioning troops ahead of possible Sudan embassy evacuation

    The heavy fighting in Khartoum has left many stranded in the city of 5 million people, including embassy staff who are sheltering in place at the compound eight miles from the international airport.
    …
    Some in the administration are hoping to avoid scenes reminiscent of the evacuation from Kabul, Afghanistan, in 2021. The crush of thousands pleading to leave the city as the Taliban took control became a defining image of America’s withdrawal.
    …
    The airport, located in central Khartoum, is closed but would be inoperable even if it reopened due to damage from bombardment and fighting. The roughly 70 U.S. staff at the embassy have no options to leave Sudan on their own without immense risk to their safety. For the most part, U.S. diplomats in Sudan are unaccompanied, meaning they do not have their family with them at what’s considered a challenging post, a State Department official said.

    The American mission in the capital warned Thursday that “due to the uncertain security situation in Khartoum and closure of the airport, it is not currently safe to undertake a U.S. government-coordinated evacuation of private U.S. citizens.”

    The US has known about the Sudan shitshow and what was to come for at least three weeks.

    In 2021 we rushed troops to Afghanistan because Biden didn’t plan. Now we’re about to do the same thing in Africa because Biden didn’t plan.

  105. 105

    The POS entity gullible enough to publish the Steele dossier is paying the ultimate price.

    Good riddance to Buzzfeed.

  108. 108

    a third-tier HA commenter.

    Notice it is babbling from beneath the slime at the bottom of the HA troll barrel…

    A very booooorriiiiing place… typical of widbee’s “finest..”

  109. 109

    @ 107

    What happened to the bullshit about the dude couldn’t have done it because he was sitting down?

    <em

    >…any attempts to place the deceased “in any particular position at a specific point in time is fraught with potential inaccuracies.”

  110. 110

    @90 My AT&T dividend income is the same today as it was yesterday.

    Doctor Dumbfuck is making a big deal of AT&T’s stock going down after the company reported earnings. Well, guess what, bonds go down when interest rates go up, so according to him that makes banks, insurance companies, pension funds, foundations and endowments, and mutual funds horrible investors, too.

    And, by his definition, if he’s ever owned an investment whose market value dipped, that makes him a horrible investor, too.

    We’re all horrible investors. Even Warren Buffett is a horrible investor.

  111. 111

    Biden didn’t learn from Benghazi.

    No one gave a shit in Nov 2020.. even when drumpf got 10 million more voters.

    Biden didn’t learn from Kabul.

    No one gave a shit in Nov 2022.. Moscow Mitch’s hands and noodle today turn more purple.

    Because Biden didn’t learn we are about to put boots on the ground in the middle of a civil war.

    Boots on the ground is what a Johnny McSame or a Mike Pompeo would do at every turn.. Bonzo Raygun did it in Lebanon, lots of Marines got killed and a kreepshit still fellated it.

  113. 113

    Meanwhile, in Florida, Sen. Marco Rubio is complaining “they” haven’t solve the gasoline shortage in Fort Lauderdale, which has been under two feet of water recently.

    “’FOUR DAYS and they still can’t figure out how to get enough gasoline to South Florida,’ Sen. Rubio tweeted late Wednesday night.”

    https://www.rawstory.com/marco-rubio-2659886710/

    Somebody reminded him if “they” is the government, he’s the government, so instead of tweeting about it, he should get off his ass and do something. (But don’t hold your breath.)

    If you ask me, “they” is the oil companies. The government doesn’t own the gas stations, pipelines, or trucking firms. We rely on the private sector to supply our needs, and Republicans don’t like government telling private businesses what to do, remember?

    Little Marco is blowing smoke. He always blows smoke. There’s no substance to him. That’s why we call him “little.”

  114. 114

    Looks like the Dumbfuck wants another embassy hostage crisis. He’s probably hoping for another 1980 in 2024. Desperate election outcomes call for desperate political strategies.

  115. 115

    Shorter 109,

    If nobody goes to jail for it, it never happened.

    Useful, all-purpose, standard fascist shibboleth, relied upon more and more these days but providing less and less political traction in all that blood.

  116. 116

    RFK, Jr., today:

    This is what happens when you censor somebody for 18 years. I got a lot to talk about. They shouldn’t have shut me up for that long because now I’m really going to let loose on them for the next 18 months.

    Hope he softens the beach the way his uncle did in the 1980 primary campaign.

  117. 117

    Hope he softens the beach the way his uncle did in the 1980 primary campaign.

    The League of Unserious Twats salutes you for your unserious twattyness.

  118. 118

    The League of Unserious Twats salutes you for your unserious twattyness.

    Doctor Dumbfuck received our Lifetime Achievement Award last year. Huge respect here for the way he dumbfucks his way through HA comment threads.

  119. 119

    JFK assassination was sixty years ago. Anyone old enough to read a newspaper at that time is now at least in their seventies.

  120. 120

    @ 119

    JFK assassination was sixty years ago.

    Say, how many Kennedy brothers were there in that generation, anyway?

  121. 121

    @120 Three U.S. senators, one of whom became president, and another might have been president if he wasn’t murdered.

  122. 122

    And to think that it was the oldest son Joe, who died fighting in WWII, who was the son being groomed for the presidency, not the others.

  123. 123

    @109

    Nice.

    Dumbfuck dribbled a little of State Patrol story down his chin and now?

    Crowed about the hand wound was because he was pointing the gun. 100% accepted the Cop narrative that he fired first. Said the victim deserved it. Laughed at the ‘family’ autopsy because clearly they paid a corrupt ME to do it for them.

    The medical examiner did not see gunpowder residue on the activist’s hands, the report says.

    He didn’t fire. Police could not, as the put in their initial press conference, have chased him because he fired. He was in the tent and the Cips
    Executed him.

    “But…maybe he wasn’t sitting.”

    The odds of Dumbfuck ever learning that cops lie…all the time..to cover up murders and assaults are…1200-1?

    What a joke. What an asshole.

  124. 124

    @ 122

    And to think that it was the oldest son Beau, who died from the Iraq warof a brain tumor that had nothing to do with any military conflict, who was the son who would not have spilled the beans on the Biden Crime Family’s decades-long corruption.

  125. 125

    Say, how many Kennedy brothers were there in that generation, anyway?

    Sorry. Anyone who could answer that for you is dead or on a vent.

  126. 126

    123,

    It’s yet another stunning look by a Republican troll. When it comes to self-humiliation he never fails to deliver.

  127. 127

    Today Elon admitted that he is paying celebs to keep them from abandoning Twitter.

    My disillusionment grows by the hour.

  128. 128

    @ 107, 123

    Not seeing gunpowder residue means nothing.

    A GSR kit sample was taken as part of the autopsy.

    Gunpowder residue is not seen on the hands. A GSR kit is
    performed.
    …
    6. Projectiles and/or fragments (14) and GSR kit for firearms analysis.

    The first sentence is from the autopsy report, page 2. The second sentence is from page 28.

    If you are going to allege that the dead POS didn’t fire, you need to

    1. explain why the slug in the cop came from the handgun purchased by the POS.

    2. wait for the results of the residue report.

    Oh, and click on the link that actually takes you to the autopsy, or do some due diligence and look at the autopsy report before whining about bad cops.

  131. 131

    Nother,

    While struggling behind the scenes to shield his “rapey” protege, Republican Tennessee Speaker Sexton also managed to misappropriate thousands of Tennessee tax dollars relocating one of the victims to keep her from being located by investigators and the media.

  132. 132

    More on the hands of the dead Atlanta POS:

    VII. Indeterminate range perforating gunshot wound of the right hand (gunshot entrance
    wound YY):
    A. Comminution of the right index finger metacarpal.
    B. Wound path of back to front and upward with the body in the standard anatomic
    position.
    C. Exit wounds have been designated as “ZZ” and “XX”.
    D. A projectile is not recovered from the wound track.

    Comminution refers to a fracture in which the there are multiple fracture planes – usually more than two fragments.

    IX. Indeterminate range perforating gunshot wound of the left hand (gunshot entrance
    wound DDD):
    A. Fracture of the left middle finger proximal phalange.
    B. Exit wounds designated as AAA, BBB and CCC.
    C. A projectile is not recovered from the wound track.
    D. Wound path of back to front and upwards

    So the POS was shot three times in the left hand and twice in the right hand. Then there is the possibility that one or both hands attempted to cover wounds before the POS took a bullet in the brainstem, at which point he was Fetterman’d.

    That’s a fair amount of blood on the hands. Easy to miss residue if it’s covered in blood. And then there’s the possibility that the body was washed, partly or completely, prior to or during the autopsy. Report doesn’t say the body was washed, doesn’t say it wasn’t.

    The hands were bagged prior to autopsy and the bags were handed off for testing, which if done was separate from the autopsy.

    ACAB, you don’t have what you think you have. What you have is nothing. Why nothing? Because the projectile taken from the cop was matched to the gun owned by the dead POS. Autopsy doesn’t explain that.

    Dead POS FAFO. Good.

  133. 133

    More GSR fun:

    INVITED REVIEW
    Understanding Gunshot Residue Evidence and Its Role in
    Forensic Science

    It is important, as well, to be aware that the absence of primer
    GSR does not necessarily mean an individual did not discharge a
    firearm.     There could be barriers inhibiting deposition onto the
    hands, sampling limitations, proprietary ammunition formulations,
    environmental conditions, low deposition, retention issues, or limitations in method of analysis.
    …
    Also, in suicide-by-gun cases, not all
    decedents will have primer GSR on their hands. One study on
    known suicide-by-handgun victims showed primer GSR could
    be found only 50% of the time    .23 As a result, GSR testing should
    never be used as a definitive measure of whether a person
    discharged a firearm. In fact, some laboratories reject any samples
    that have been collected from gunshot victims or fatalities, because the findings could result in ambiguous conclusions.

    The American Journal of Forensic Medicine and Pathology 40(3):p 210-219, September 2019. | DOI: 10.1097/PAF.0000000000000483

  135. 135

    The HA resident expert on rectal catheter silicone and latex residue is Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

    He knows absolutely nothing about anything else.

  136. 136

    @127 That’s like the special celebrity treatment Scientology member Tom Cruise gets, i.e. he’s allowed to come and go as he pleases, and doesn’t have to work without pay.

  137. 137

    Some asshole spent a bunch of time debunking the science without getting to the big one…

    FBI Abandons Controversial Bullet-Matching Technique

    https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-2005-sep-02-sci-bullet2-story.html

    How’s that COPAGANDA taste. A little thick and salty?

    Scientific American

    The Field of Firearms Forensics Is Flawed
    The matching of bullets to guns is subjective, and courts are starting to question it because of testimony from scientific experts
    By David L. Faigman, Nicholas Scurich, Thomas D. Albright on May 25, 2022

    It is now well known that matching a bullet to a particular gun isn’t really possible with any degree of confidence. It DEFINITELY isn’t possible within a couple hours between a shooting and when a now shown to be full of shit police report got filed suggesting it was a match. Not even in the less than 24hours the Georgia State Police claimed it AOK CERTAINLY is a match to the civilian we just murdered’s gun

    What an asshole.

  138. 138

    Naturally people regard doctors as upstanding members of the community, but some of them aren’t above wrapping their fingers around a grift:

    “Eighteen people, some of them doctors, were criminally charged with Covid-19 health-care fraud schemes that netted hundreds of millions of dollars from false billings and theft from federally funded programs, the Department of Justice said Thursday.”

    https://www.cnbc.com/2023/04/20/doj-charges-doctors-others-with-covid-health-care-fraud.html

    Oh well, prisons need doctors, too.

  139. 139

    @ 137

    Some asshole spent a bunch of time debunking the science without getting to the big one…

    Oh, look, some asshole confused metallurgy with rifling mark matching.

    The metallurgy might not work, but the rifling matching sure does.

    The method was often used when no gun was found, making it impossible to identify a bullet by matching rifling marks left by a gun’s barrel.

    Metallurgy takes awhile, I’ll allow. Rifling matching takes a slug, the firearm, a test bullet, and a water bath. Oh, and a microscope.

    Which is why GBI needed so little time to confirm the match.

  140. 140

    @ 138

    Naturally people regard doctors as upstanding members of the community…

    Naturally people regard attorneys as incompetent parasites…

  144. 144

    @139

    Some asshole didn’t bother to look at Scientific American.

    It would have saved you from another round of “I’m a moron AND an asshole!”

    In 2003, Donald Kennedy, then editor in chief of the journal Science, wrote an editorial called, “Forensic Science: Oxymoron?” He answered this question, in effect, “yes.” Unfortunately, the answer remains much the same today. Forensic experts continue to employ unproven techniques, and courts continue to accept their testimony largely unchecked. However, courts have recently begun to recognize the scientific limitations of one forensic field: firearms identification, in which an examiner visually compares fired bullets or cartridge cases and opines on whether the items were fired by the same gun. Contrary to its popular reputation, firearms identification is a field built largely on smoke and mirrors.
    …
    Few studies of firearms exist and those that do indicate that examiners cannot reliably determine whether bullets or cartridges were fired by a particular gun. Firearms identification, like all purportedly scientific proof, must adhere to consistent and evidence-based standards. Fundamental justice requires no less. Absent such standards, the likelihood of convicting the innocent—and thus letting the guilty go free—is too great. It is perhaps this realization that has led courts to slowly start taking notice and restrict firearms testimony

    Riffling, striation, casing marks are bullshit science and the few times it’s been studied researchers given a slug and a gun and suggested that they came from a single event will report a match. Even when none of the ‘supplies information’ is true. AND experts making a positive match and then asked to perform the test again later with the exact same elements but not told it’s a retest come to a different conclusion about 50% of the time.

    You’re clinging to the past. Typical conservative. Non LAW ENFORCMENT scientists are raising flags that it’s bullshit while law enforcement insists its 100% sound.

    Have you sucked it dry yet?

  146. 146

    @ 144

    Some asshole didn’t bother to look at Scientific American.

    Scientific American is a joke. Nobody who values their time peruses Scientific American.

    NDAA Responds to Scientific American Article on Firearms Forensics

    The self-exaltation of the authors does not overcome black letter law. In fact, one of the authors was recently excluded from testifying before a California jury because the judge found he lacked the appropriate expertise. It is bizarre that the authors, who could not perform any aspect of firearms toolmark microscopy, deem themselves thoroughly qualified to criticize the discipline. While it is abundantly clear that they could not reliably recognize matching toolmarks, that fact does not mean experienced and qualified forensic practitioners are similarly inept.

    Ouch.

    There are at least four studies [Kiesler 2018, Smith 2020, AMES II 2022 (pre-publication), Iowa State 2022 (pre-publication)] that met PCAST’s prescribed standards since 2016. All show that examiners are remarkably accurate when they call something a match. In fact, false positive error rates in these studies are less than 1%.
    …
    Near the conclusion of their article, the authors acknowledge that there have been additional studies with false positive error rates less than 1%; their term “amazingly” conveys disbelief that experienced practitioners could be good at their jobs. To avoid this inconvenient fact, the authors shift the goal posts by attempting to manipulate the statistics. The outlier statistical approach they propose has never been adopted by the scientific community.

    Ask Darryl if you have an interest in learning why statistics are important, ACAB.

  148. 148

    NDAA Responds to Scientific American Article on Firearms Forensics

    “We have ‘high quality studies'”.

    Ask Daryl what it means when a study finding is scientifically falsified.

    Ouch.

  149. 149

    The National District Attorney’s Association says the evidence that could exonerate millions nationwide and subject them to billions of wrongful imprisonment settlements says the science is fine according to unpublished studies that are coming that if they know the results already….they are the client.

    Good post Dumbfuck

  151. 151

    If a Judge ordered crybaby Darrell Issa or teh widbee kreepshit to pay 5 million dollars to one guy who debunked their delusions and exposed their grifting,

    they’d have a heart attack..

    And it’d be nothing but blue skies ahead for the kids. If kreepshit’s inane babbling is to be believed anyway.

  152. 152

    Either that or “self driving mode”.

    When kreepshit hears “self driving mode” that’s its cue to lay down the kneepads or spread the ass cheeks wide for elmo.

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