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Good morning to the Washington State Senate. I am glad that they passed 2 important gun regulations. Untraceable ghost guns shouldn’t be out there, and there shouldn’t be guns at government meetings. So there is more work matching up the House and Senate versions of the local meetings bill. The ghost guns bill will be sent to Governor Inslee to be signed. Exciting.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. If you’re not vaccinated, get vaccinated, and if you’re eligible, get boosted.

Comments

  1. 1

    Geezus Carl, I’m not sure it’s reasonable to expect “Republican-Americans” to be able to engage in a full spectrum of “legitimate political discourse” at public meetings without an M72 LAW strapped to their back, NVG, and a 37mm grenade launcher.

    I guess this is THE TYRANNY!!!

  2. 2

    Every year is another Vietnam War, in terms of casualties, on America’s streets and highways. Over 46,000 killed last year. Why is this happening? There are theories.

    “What we do know, at least preliminarily through some NHTSA studies at the beginning of the pandemic, is that people are speeding, they are not wearing their seatbelts, they are driving distracted and impaired as well,” the National Safety Council said. “Those drivers tended to be younger and mostly male,” the American Automobile Association said.

    https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/46000-people-died-us-roads-2021-report-finds/story?id=83186781

    This sure looks like Republicans selecting themselves out of the gene pool. The way this is shaping up, voter suppression won’t be enough. What will the GOP do when no Republicans are left to vote? I think they’ll import bamboo ballots from China and hire 6th graders to fill them out.

  4. 4

    While often overlooked, Ukraine isn’t the first country Putin invaded, nor his only setback. A little less than 16 months ago, he was repulsed by 81 million American patriots.

  6. 6

    2, 5,

    Hidden mortality and morbidity tax on living in a more distant, rural area. More annual miles at higher speeds, often on lesser roadways with fewer safety features. Doing all that in a vehicle not subject to real NHTSA standards with failing eyesight, poor night vision, a weak bladder, and a gut bloated with fizzy cheap beer ain’t makin’ it better either.

    Yes. FREEDUMB!!

  7. 7

    Roger Rabbit spews:
    Saturday, 1/2/21 at 10:41 pm
    It does seem to me that voting for Republicans is about the same as voting for communists. The GOP and CPA are both subversive organizations espousing the violent overthrow our government. I really don’t see any difference between them in that respect.

    No, those are YOUR people who push for one world government with Marxist-Leninists at the top of the heap, rodent. Honestly, how can you write the shit you write with a straight face?

  9. 9

    Honestly, how can you…

    Gonna cry?

    Go ahead. Let it out. You can trust us.
    We’ll be your safe space.
    It’s been such a terrible last four years.
    It’s all been just too much, hasn’t it?
    Go ahead. Let it out. Let the tears flow.

    Yum.

  10. 10

    This morning I saw more evidence that Republicans are communists. See #3 above for details.

    It’s one thing to object to mask mandates, or being told to wear a mask, but when you tell people who want to wear masks not to, that’s Putinesque.

  11. 11

    Very heartbreaking news to report tonight.

    The leader of Oathkeeper Stack Two who led the breach team, 34 year old Joshua James of Alabama has violated his solemn oath and agreed to testify against his fellow Oathkeepers in exchange for a plea agreement.

    Six weeks in DC CDF was all it took. Deprived of a full spectrum of cable television options, refused his cosplayriot halal diet of chicken and waffles, and forced to survive on PSP 2000 (!!!) the appalling conditions of his confinement finally broke his iron will. And today the DOJ announced he will be pleading to a single count of Obstruction of an Official Proceeding. And then he testifies.

  12. 12

    In her sentencing before Senior U.S. District Judge Thomas Hogan for her participation in the terror attack on The Capitol, Annie Howell of Pennsylvania has informed the court that she was promised employment within the White House, was invited to attend high level events in attended by Republican members of Congress, and members of Trump’s immediate family and personally thanked for her volunteer work collecting affidavits from people in Pennsylvania who falsely claimed to have evidence of voting fraud.

    She has previously been interviewed by investigative staff from the House Jan 6 committee.

  14. 14

    Oil $112/barrel now.

    About $30 of that is the Biden premium.

    Thanks!

    What a fucking cheapskate. Pay the fucking money, you pussy!

    There are Americans going to Ukraine to fight for Ukraine, and you are feeling it in the wallet…..YOU POS.

    Higher gas prices keep you from buying fire extinquishers and flag poles to toss at LEO? That is a good thing…..raise the price of gas even more !!

  16. 16

    Great Game tonight, with the Kraken scoring 3 Gilda’s in rapid succession in the 2nd Period, beating Nashville 4-3. Eas working late, and on one of the first Southbound trains to pass through Westlake after the crowds get off the Monorail from the Climate Pledge Arena.

  18. 18

    @14 Best of all, he’s paying for my oil stock dividends.

    Doctor Dumbfuck, you will remember, doesn’t like dividends. Doesn’t want ’em. Instead, he pours money into an F-350’s gas tank.

    Which is fine by me. I love dividends.

  20. 20

    14,
    I guess he’s running short and having to cut back on expenses now that Fancy Feast has risen ten cents.

  21. 21

    13,
    There appear to be a number of “smoking gun” documents included in the Chapman University emails, including one in which Eastman acknowledges that his proposal would constitute a criminal violation of the Electoral Count Act. It does appear that this was the scheme Trump agreed to implement. And it looks like the committee has documents memorializing that agreement.

    The filing is relevant to the committee subpoenas for more records. Eastman may not invoke attorney-client privilege for communications records about criminal acts or a criminal conspiracy. If you are a crook you protect yourself by protecting your attorney. This is why Michael sends Tom Hagen out of the room.

  22. 22

    [white judge is nominated]
    TUCKER:

    [white judge is nominated]
    TUCKER:

    [white judge is nominated]
    TUCKER:

    [Black female judge is nominated]
    TUCKER: “What’s her LSTAT score!….
    What-she scored how much? She need to take it again, in front of me, so I’ll know she didn’t have white guy take it for her. “

  24. 24

    Shit is getting very strange.

    Steve Bannon podcast claims ‘Soros and Hannity’ working together in conspiracy against Putin

    “He’s had too much of Lindsey Graham,” Cortes opined. “When you have Lindsey Graham on your show, the globalist loser, every other night and you do nothing but love and kiss up to him, unfortunately, it’s going to warp your mind, I guess, over time. And that’s what’s happened to Hannity.”

    “We live in an upside-down world in many ways where Chris Hayes is speaking truth and Hannity is spewing nonsense,” he added before accusing both Putin and the Ukrainians of “lying to us.”

    God bless Raw Story.

  25. 25

    21,
    I said they’d go there before this was done and dusted.

    They can’t help it. They will get worse.
    It’s who they are.

  26. 26

    @19 He never mentioned having a cat, so I assume the Fancy Feast is for him. He’s not 62 yet, so the Social Security Diet is coming early for him. If things get truly desperate he still has a fallback of downgrading to Friskies (bigger can, same price).

  27. 27

    If the Supreme Court adopts this argument by making legislatures the sole arbiter of districting, and cutting courts out of the loop, I foresee no further need for Republicans to have representation in Washington’s legislature or congressional delegation.

    What’s good for the goose, is good for the gander.

  28. 28

    Hmmm. Just saw that a nuke plant in Ukraine is on fire..

    Oh sweet.. what’s next – Faux, tucker shitforbrains and drumpf touting that as another “genius move” by Vlad?

  30. 30

    More war crimes. Russian caught using red cross marked vehicles to ferry ammunition through unsecured areas to rearm their soldiers.

    There can be no return from this shit.

  32. 32

    @27 Not just any nuke plant, Europe’s largest. Has 6 of the 15 nuclear power reactors in Ukraine. The Russians are shelling it. Potentially worse radiation dispersal than Chernobyl. Totally irresponsible, almost seems they’re trying to make Ukraine uninhabitable. (“If we can’t have Ukraine, nobody else can either!”)

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