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We’re stocking up on mifepristone in Washington. It’s important to have local leadership who are prepared in case of a bad outcome in the Texas case. Honestly, it’s awful that it might come to this. People who need abortions should be able to get them.

Anyway, please wash your hands right now. And get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.

Comments

  1. 1

    And DEAD Murdoch, Putin and the ENTIRE FREEDUMB KOOK-US.

  3. 3

    In addition to inviting to the White House the University of Iowa womens’ basketball team, which finished second to LSU in the just-completed NCAA tournament, DOCTOR Jill Biden also wishes to invite Beau Biden, who finished second to Hunter in lifespan.

  4. 4

    We’d be better off if Trump had been re-elected.

  5. 5

    The wrong Biden son died.

    Just our luck as a nation – there’s only one Biden who isn’t a corrupt POS, and he’s the one who dies.

  6. 6

    After being told by the Judge to dial back the violent rhetoric Donald of course held a press conference where he cued up the calls for retaliation against the DA and the Judge and their families.

    But what is also noteworthy is the choice to have David Bowie’s “Rebel Rebel” as the walk on music.

    A song about…..

    A Trangender Teen

    “You got you mother all in a whirl
    She’s not sure if you’re a boy or a girl”

    Also, the character likes to do quaaludes.

  7. 7

    Worth sharing.

    Mike Wagner
    @prowag
    ·
    3h
    While Dane Co. went 82%-to-18% for Protasiewicz, she would have won even if you take away all of her Dane County votes (196K) and allow Kelly to keep his (43K). Narratives that the left’s wins are all Dane County are false.

    They’re also irrelevant in statewide elections.

    Hey, and speaking of irrelevant, anyone else notice that Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit doesn’t mention nationwide popular vote since the midterm results were reported?

  8. 8

    Enforce the firearm laws on the books.

    Sutherland Springs victims say they’ve reached $144.5M settlement with DOJ

    Bet those suddenly-rich Texans buy a buncha firearms with the dough.

  9. 9

    @ 6

    But what is also noteworthy is the choice to have David Bowie’s “Rebel Rebel” as the walk on music.

    The Biden campaign already has dibs on Pop Goes The Weasel.

  10. 10

    The creator of CashApp and former CTO of Square was stabbed to death this week in San Francisco.

    No, The Even Bigger Fucking Moron, it’s only one guy. He was both.

    Lee’s LinkedIn profile says he was an investor in Musk’s SpaceX venture as well as other tech firms such as the social audio app Clubhouse.

    He also assisted the World Health Organization with a Covid-19 mobile app and helped lead development of an at-home Covid testing company, according to a news release about his hiring at MobileCoin.

    Affiliated with Musk, so the POS pretty much deserved it.

  11. 11

    Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit’s portfolio about to add yet another loser.

    Generac Holdings Inc
    GNRC:NYSE

    Last | 12:29 PM EDT
    99.13
    quote price arrow down-2.67 (-2.62%)

    His entry point was $98/share. Shares were at $135 at the close on Valentines Day.

    Same ol’ same ol’ for Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

  12. 12

    Huh, Tesla is down another 4+% so far today.

    A few interesting tidbits about the E Car market.

    While EVs made up 3.1% of U.S. New car sales in 2021 they were 5.6% in 2022. Further growth in market share is expected in 2023.

    And on the topic of market share. While Tesla is still the clear leader share of it’s mid-price Model 3 fell from 30.7% in 2021 to 19.4% in 2022. The $90K model S increased market share a bit in the same period.

    Looking at that it would appear that while “Average Joe” drivers are beginning to take EVs seriously, they are gravitating toward many of the other models now available instead of Tesla.

    Say, you know what’s a great idea for bringing in eco-conscious American consumers who tend to be more left leaning?

    Picking a fight with NPR and having your “Bird Shite” label their accounts US-State Media.

  13. 13

    Not content to have had their asses handed to them in the Abortion ballot measure Kansas Republicans passed, with a veto proof majority a measure requiring life saving measures for the fetus ‘born alive’ during an abortion procedure.

    Despite the fact that this is a thing that does not happen the bill’s language has been interpreted by medical professionals that it would require them to provide ressustation rather than end of life care for a non-viable fetus in cases where the mother is either in life threatening situations or simply a couple who decides that watching a baby live and suffer for a few minutes post partum is not something they wish to experience.

    Double Down isn’t just a KFC sandwich.

  14. 14

    North Carolina’s newest Republican:

    “The modern-day Democratic party has become unrecognizable to me, and to so many others around this state and this country. The party wants to villainize anyone who has free thought, free judgment, has solutions, who wants to get to work to better our state. Not just sit in a meeting and have a workshop after a workshop, but really work with individuals to get things done. Because that’s what real public servants do. If you don’t do exactly what Democrats want you to do, they will try to bully you, they will try to cast you aside.”

    Asshole doesn’t work for Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit. It won’t work for the rest of his party, either.

    Oddly, it works for QoS McHillbilly, but in doing so it highlights the intellectual gap between him and third-tier HA commenters Queen YLB, The Even Bigger Fucking Moron, and G-clown.

    Y’all latter three really should think the combination of asshole and moron. It’s not flattering. Not in the least.

  17. 17

    @ 13

    Despite the fact that this is a thing that does not happen…

    This is false. Sometimes it’s not even uncommon, but what one would describe as frequent (2nd example, below).

    British Medical Journal:

    …the 1% of abortions in the United Kingdom that resulted in live births.

    Obsterics & Gynecology:

    After termination of pregnancy without feticide between 20 0/7 and 24 0/7 weeks of gestation, the live birth rate was 50.6% (95% CI 44.4–56.8).

    At least try to be accurate, just a little. Once in awhile. Asshole.

  18. 18

    No one treats a woman more viciously than another woman, but homosexual men come in a close second.

    Variety:

    Don Lemon’s Misogyny at CNN, Exposed: Malicious Texts, Mocking Female Co-Workers and ‘Diva-Like Behavior’

    While Phillips was on assignment in Iraq — a high-profile gig that Lemon coveted — he vented his disappointment at being passed over by tearing up pictures and notes on top of and inside Phillips’ desk in the news pod they shared, according to two sources who worked there at the time. When she returned from Iraq, things only got weirder. One night while dining with members of the news team, she received the first of two threatening text messages from an unknown number on her flip phone that warned, “Now you’ve crossed the line, and you’re going to pay for it.” Phillips was visibly rattled and quickly enlisted CNN’s higher ups to identify the sender.

    Remarkably, the texts were traced back to Lemon, according to those same sources. A human resources investigation was launched, and while the findings were never disclosed to the growing pool of staffers who were aware of the situation, Lemon was abruptly pulled from his co-anchor duties with Phillips and moved to the weekends. It was a demotion by any objective measure and understood to be some kind of disciplinary action. It appears to be the last time he was paired with a female anchor until his most recent assignment on “CNN This Morning With Don Lemon, Poppy Harlow and Kaitlan Collins.”

    The long knives are out at CNN for this POS homosexual.

    To insecure, effeminate homosexuals like Don Lemon, women are competition for erect penises. Hence the antipathy and the misogyny that homosexual men all too often demonstrate toward strong women.

    Comments, G-clown?

  19. 19

    Chicago elected another blithering idiot as mayor. We can look for more of the same coming from Chicago – worthless people costing the poor crime victims and taxpayers billions while they shoot each other, screw each other and procreate without limit.

  20. 20

    @17

    Leaving things out asshole.

    Obsterics & Gynecology
    median survival time was 32 minutes (range 1–267 minutes)

    Kansas wants parents to watch their fetus suffer for as long as possible. The LONGEST time one of these ‘live births’ survived at a single unnamed hospital in Europe is 267 minutes. Less than five hours but quite a bit of intentionally induced cruelty on the parents.

    a couple who decides that watching a baby live and suffer for a few minutes post partum is not something they wish to experience.

  21. 21

    Nothing fuels the soul quite like conservative tears.

    I wish that in a circumstance like this I would be able to concede to a worthy opponent. But I do not have a worthy opponent to which I can concede. This was the most deeply deceitful, dishonorable, despicable campaign I have ever seen run for the courts. It was truly beneath contempt. I wish Wisconsin the best of luck, because I think it’s gonna need it.

    -Defeated by a yuge margin, Dan Kelly R-Snowflake

  23. 23

    Well that’s going to be a headache for HR and probably a class action lawsuit from any Non Traditional White named applicants we never contacted.

    Only Born US Citizens [White] who are local within 60 miles from Dallas, TX [Don’t share with candidates]”

    The new hire wasn’t familiar with our protocols and how the internal workings of Indeed.com allow us to screen out lots of candidates as too old, too female, too potentially gay…

    That wasn’t for public consumption that we are a pretty racist bunch of fucks over here. The new hire is no longer with the company and likely the rest of us are looking for a job cause….shit….we really fucked that up.

  24. 24

    THE CYBERTURCK IS COMING!

    HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE AMAZING ‘LEAKED’ FOOTAGE OF THE AWESOME BEAST ON OUR TEST TRACK

    SHUT THE FUCK UP, I NEVER EVER SAID IT WOULD BE ON THE MARKET BY 2021.

    I NEVER TOOK DEPOSITS IN 2019 FOR THE THING THAT STILL DOES NOT EXIST

  29. 29

    Here in Arkansas we have the freedom of low taxes. It’s this bedrock freedom that is the cornerstone of freedom in Arkansas. We are a thriving freedom based economy of free loving freedom from government handout free stuff free freedom fighters.

    I’ve been across our state since Friday, surveying damage, meeting with survivors, and discussing recovery efforts with local leaders, emergency personnel, and volunteers. It’s clear that the cost to clean up the damage those storms created will be substantial. The federal government is currently covering 75 percent of all costs incurred during our recovery process, but that arrangement must go further to help Arkansans in need. Today, I’m asking the federal government to cover 100 percent of all our recovery expenses during the first 30 days after the storm.

  30. 30

    Oddly, it works

    For a booooooriiing kreepshit moldering in widbee desperate to pick flyshit out of pepper…

    Y’all latter three really should think

    Yawwwn.. who gives a second thought about a shitferbrains in widbee? It barely passes as entertainment value.

  31. 31

    Kreepshit, it came to me an hour or so ago..

    The image of you @2 is you cosplaying a “cosplaying grandmother”..

  32. 32

    Hence the antipathy and the misogyny that homosexual men all too often demonstrate toward strong women.

    Yawwwn. Now it’s projecting its own shit on gay men.. Hopeless case.

    Yes, Elijah, it’s deep mental illness, as it was with the babbling butthole before it.

  34. 34

    I’m not one to support or defend the idea of “citizen” legislatures.
    Government is one of the most technically complex of human endeavors. So there’s nothing wrong with professional experience as a lawmaker – the more, the better.

    But I swear, even a true “citizen legislature” would be better than what North Carolina offers. In recent years in NC a “short session” has been nine months long. Yet the base pay is less than $15,000 for a “part time” lawmaker. It’s basically a trash fire. And it shows.

    So with that in mind I find it truly marvelous and fantastic that having suffered through so many years of continuous failure and defeat our resident Shit-lord crybaby has found an imaginary bright spot buried somewhere within the political trash fire of the North Carolina assembly. Good for him.

    But the rest of us should be asking ourselves if any of that shit even matters. As I said earlier, a well disciplined political party org finds ways to discipline wayward lawmakers without having to openly go to war with them on divisive issues. And the expectation is that lawmakers reciprocal duty to the party that supports them is to do likewise. North Carolina politics is a fucking sewer. It’s not the place I would go to try to gauge either party’s health. North Carolina is a place where criminal election fraud cases are fairly common still. Superficially, if all you looked at were corporate and institutional names in Raleigh-Durham-Carey, it would be easy to come away with an impression of North Carolina as a modern, developed, post-industrial tech hub leading the southeast into the 21st century. But its politics and its political institutions are still stuck in 1876. And many of those who serve as essentially full-time state lawmakers without pay are bound to be amateurish, intemperate, and inexperienced – from both parties. It’s not the least bit surprising or even the tiniest bit disappointing to me to see that inexperienced amateurs working for no pay under tremendous pressure and scrutiny should act badly from time to time.

    But in the end, if lung cancer hadn’t killed McCrae Dowless the Kung Fu Flu would have.

  35. 35

    @34 You could argue that Dowless brought a sort of order to the chaos. By falsifying ballots and stealing an election, he contributed to continuity. While he is not missed, the vacuum his death leaves behind opens the door to less-professional election-stealers.

    Paying legislators next to nothing is deliberate. There are those who argue that members of Congress should be paid nothing at all. The whole idea behind the push to turn politics into strictly volunteer work is to ensure it is a hobby that only those with independent means can pursue. In other words, making politics a hobby of the rich.

    As for “citizen” legislators, keep in mind the rich are citizens, too. And like all citizens, they pursue their self-interest, even in public service. Especially in public service.

  36. 36

    I see that Sovereign Citizen Trump, after flying home to Florida on a private plane with a homemade cardboard registration placard, is loudly insisting, in defiance of the judge’s admonition, that the court has no in rem jurisdiction over his corporeal body because the courtroom flag lacks a gold fringe and therefore isn’t an admiralty court, or something to that effect.

  37. 37

    Donald isn’t the only GOP shit show in town.

    Dominion Voting Systems can force Fox Corporation executives Rupert and Lachlan Murdoch to testify on the witness stand at this month’s scheduled defamation trial, a Delaware judge said Wednesday.

    Delaware Superior Court Judge Eric Davis said at a hearing that if Dominion subpoenas the Murdochs to testify in-person, he would not quash those subpoenas, and the Murdochs would need to show up to the courthouse. Dominion has sued Fox News for defamation, and says it was defamed by the right-wing network when Fox hosts and guests claimed in 2020 that its voting systems illegally rigged the election.

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  38. 38

    @37

    We’re not covering ANY of that. We’re too busy with banner headlines about that one Democrat we found, and no we didn’t ask about his registration. If we had done that we might have seen that he ran for Bronx Borough President as something called “Conservative Party”. You know, the one ex-NYPD officer who identified himself to us as a Democrat. He thinks the DA overstepped so we’re going with it! “Democrat voter Sammy Ravelo, who is also a former police officer, ripped Bragg for dedicating DA resources to the case against Trump during “Fox & Friends,” all while crime continues to cripple Big Apple streets.”

    We also talked to the same “Democrat Mom” we had on saying school choice and parental review of lessons was an essential part of her vote in the run-up to 2022.

    “Enough is enough already,” she said. If we’re going to start pinpointing politicians for all of their business affairs, looking deeper into things that they’ve done in the past, we need to investigate all of them. He’s not the first person who’s done this.”

    Well when we’re not breaking the biggest story of the year that is.

    Classic song from Disney’s ‘The Little Mermaid’ gets a ‘woke’ makeover

  39. 39

    We Double DOG Dare you. Stand up in front of the electorate and explain how winning an election by a YUGE margin is actually a crime that happened while she was in office. You think the kids are pissed now just wait.

    The Assembly may impeach an elected official by a majority vote based on specific reasons:
    corrupt conduct in office or for the commission of a crime or misdemeanor. [Wis. Const. art. VII, s. 1, and s. 17.06 (1), Stats.]

  40. 40

    The Cracks, they are starting to show.

    GOP Lawmaker Eric Murphy on vote NOT to override North Dakota veto of the “You may not use any pronouns except the gender at birth in classrooms” bill.

    “I’m tired of these bills. I’m tired of both sides. If a student wants to be called a different pronoun, does that really matter? Is this earth-shattering?”

    The override fell short with 24 Republicans deciding to make sense for a change.

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    “He’s not the first person who’s done this.”

    Mkay. So name them.

    “THAT BITCH!”

    You did that already. Remember? We looked into it. A lot. For, like… years. We couldn’t find what you said was there. And we really, really tried.

  47. 47

    @ 44

    Rightwing TV host calls Covid-19 deaths “assassinations.” I call them suicides.

    Yabbut you called GE a good investment, and you called Middle Easterners towelheads.

    You really should not be throwing stones, given the glass shithole in which you dwell Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit.

  49. 49

    @47 The stones I throw go “plop” when they hit a stinking pile of horse manure. There’s a lot of “plops” around here.

  50. 50

    Wisconsin Republicans won a state senate seat yesterday. That gives them a supermajority. Today, they’re talking about using it to impeach the judge who was elected yesterday.

    It doesn’t matter what voters think of this, because Wisconsin so gerrymandered that Republicans can “win” two-thirds of the Assembly seats with 44% of the votes, as they did in 2018.

    Nevertheless, I think these undemocratic power plays are going to catch up with them.

  52. 52

    We are a beacon of light calling to ALL young voters in all states to usher us out as quickly as possible. THAT’S why we override the governors veto of the bill to authorize genital inspections of any youth attempting to play sports in our god loving state. I mean what if a single trans girl won a single race?

  54. 54

    What’s wrong with taking a half million dollar vacation to Indonesia with my wife as a ‘gift’.

    I really don’t see how it’s any of your business.

  56. 56

    Shortly after the market open today Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit was underwater on his Generac share purchase.

    Good thing for Mrs. Dumbfuck Rabbit that her husband could only afford three shares.

  57. 57

    There’s a guy running for president who is anti-vaxx and thinks the 2020 election was stolen.

    He’s a Democrat, running against the corrupt, senile, incompetent fossil currently holding the office. Oh, and he’s a Kennedy.

    If your son dying when you’re an adult is relevant, it’s certainly relevant if your dad was murdered while you were a little kid, no?

  58. 58

    This is why Goldy disappeared.

    Walmart says 65% of its stores will be serviced by ‘automation’ in the next three years – as it lays off 2,000 warehouse workers

    When teenagers can’t find entry-level jobs because they’re not worth minimum wage and because robots can do it better and less expensively, Goldy’s a sitting duck.

    Damn you, $15 minimum wage! Someone around here used to say that, but not so much anymore.

  60. 60

    Bob loves him some employment destruction. If you don’t like $4.00/hour, no soup for you, is his motto. He got his!

  61. 61

    Crackhead Pillow Salesman says the Trump indictment/arraignment has completely transformed the nation’s politics and now a huge majority of extreme leftist liberals like us are all getting behind Trump.

    If he’s suggesting that someone like me would encourage voters in the 2024 Republican primary to vote for Trump to be the nominee I can absolutely confirm that this is true, at least in my case.

    TRUMP 2024! Hell Yes!

  62. 62

    Walmart says 65% of its stores will be serviced by ‘automation’ in the next three years – as it lays off 2,000 warehouse workers

    shorter widbee kreepshit: If only they’d work for nothing – they’d still have jobs..

  63. 63

    In this theory, a county DA is going to have to find a way to get around standing. Like….Has Hunter ever been in your tiny ass county or do any of his business interests have assets real or financial within your tiny ass county?

    WASHINGTON — At least two local GOP prosecutors are looking at ways to charge President Biden and his family amid Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg’s prosecution of former President Donald Trump, House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer revealed Wednesday. (New York Post so….take that into consideration

    “I had two calls yesterday, one from a county attorney in Kentucky and one from a county attorney in Tennessee,” Comer (R-Ky.) told “Fox & Friends.” “They were Republican, obviously, both states are heavily Republican. They want to know if there are ways they can go after the Bidens now.”

  66. 66

    Today we were reminded again that Clarence Thomas is an unethical POS unworthy to sit on any court.

  68. 68

    63,
    I’m still struggling to comprehend how… what… why… huh…. wtf…
    wha… why come… uh… wait…

    Why the fuck is a local county prosecutor in Kentucky phoning a Kentucky pig farmer who lives in Silver Springs Maryland to ask him how to bring charges against a businessman who lives in Malibu?

    Have these imaginary prosecutors never filed a case before? They actually don’t know how to go about doing their “very important” job? And they don’t even know who to ask for help correctly? So they call Jim Comer?

    If I were named Biden I don’t think I’d be worried so much as struggling not to laugh.

    That may be one of the most pathetic lies told this whole week. Imagine anyone being as desperate to grovel for Daddy Twump as James Comer. I’d call him a clown but clowns get paid to humiliate themselves. This asshole gives it away.

  69. 69

    57,
    And he’s running in the primary.

    So it’s a scam to allow him to expense a bunch of travel to the campaign for the next fifteen months and get backstage credentials for the convention.

    Proving why generational wealth is bad for democracy and bad for families too.

  70. 70

    @56 So, according to your math, I’m out $30 and that makes me a lousy investor? You can brag about losing six figures at a time, but I wouldn’t if I were in that position.

  72. 72

    @58 Doctor Dumbfuck prefers the system under which taxpayers subsidize 50% of workers’ living costs so employers can enjoy cheap labor and fatten their profits — as long as he’s not paying taxes himself.

  73. 73

    @63 Looks like a couple small-time prosecutors are volunteering their counties for financial suicide. Malicious prosecution is a compensable tort, you know. If I were the Bidens, I’d enforce the judgments by taking it out of their federal flood relief money.

  74. 74

    @68 Maybe smoking that crack pipe will bring clarity. Don’t you know Republicans can do anything they want to? Just ask trendsetter Clarence Thomas. Also, he’ll bestow jurisdiction on them if they pay him enough.

  75. 75

    71,
    When he finishes without having won a single delegate he would normally not qualify as a candidate to the convention, and therefor would not be entitled to candidate credentials to the convention. But he’ll make a stink and try to leverage the family name.

    Confirming what a lowlife, grifter disgrace he has become. It’s a shame.

  77. 77

    Confirming what a lowlife, grifter disgrace he has become. It’s a shame.

    Agreed. Nothing of any value there. Like teh widbee kreepshit, if it could stand to look itself in the mirror, only a void would stare back.

  81. 81

    @ 62

    If only they’d work for nothing – they’d still have jobs..

    If only they were more cost-effecting than technology – they’d still have jobs.

    Queen YLB’s fucked kids would be well advised to take note, then get back to work paying for my Social Security.

  82. 82

    QoS McHillbilly’s panties twisted because someone (may have) followed a juror.

    He seemed less upset when MSNBC did it, back when Kyle Rittenhouse was being tried for murder.

    Judge Bruce Schroeder announced that Kenosha police informed the court that they stopped a man following the bus, because he was “following at a distance of about a block and went through a red light.” The jury for the Rittenhouse trial is transported to and from the courthouse in a bus with covered windows, in order to prevent them from seeing protest signs outside the court, Schroeder explained.

    The man stopped by police identified himself as James J. Morrison, and told officers that he was a news producer employed by MSNBC, according to Schroeder. Morrison then stated that he had been instructed by an MSNBC producer in New York to follow the bus.

    “The matter is under further investigation at this point,” Schroeder said.

    Such small minds. Such short memories.

  83. 83

    Look who’s now reduced to defending domestic terrorists.

    Whatever Trump asks of them, they grovel and obey.

    Not even a single Republican is immune. Sad, really. But then again, entirely foreseeable and entirely foreseen. It’s one of the biggest reasons growing numbers of disinterested, unaligned swing voters experience a vague, but unmistakable sensation of “ickiness” when they think about voting for the name with an (R) after it.

  84. 84

    Raped children. Was not expelled.
    Not a dragshow.

    Something every fuck Repuke POS, like Bob, can stand behind.

  86. 86

    If only they were more cost-effecting than technology

    Put a pin in this one.

    It’s another testament to KKKonservative derp stupidity.

    The entire fucking planet has been struggling for decades to bring “efficiency” and “technology” to warehousing and distribution and getting barely anywhere. Supply logistics are one of the few, unique major sectors that are so globally interdependent that the adoption of labor saving technology is restricted by the global average cost of labor.

    Ever think about pallets? No? Of course not. Why the fuck would you.

    Interesting fact: a standard shipping pallet is 6-2/3 cu-ft of volume. So what, right? Multiply that by 2 billion. That’s how much global shipping volume was occupied last year by shitty, wooden pallets invented a century ago. Over thirteen billion cu ft of capacity. That works out to about thirteen million shipping containers. That’s equal to the total handling of the Port of Seattle over thirteen years. For pallets.

    The Murdoch tabloid that the Shit-lord cites includes photos. One is of a retail store – which has absolutely nothing to do with this. Look at the other one. See that stack of boxes? What’s that blue thing under them?

    Walmart lays off 2,000 warehouse workers after noticing ten years ago that Amazon kicks their asses in freight handling efficiency. It took ten years of investment for Walmart to get to where they can safely lay off 2,000 electric pallet jack operators. The entire big box industry has been struggling with this for decades. And the dumbest, most delusional fuck stick you know thinks it must have something to do with pampered, overpaid teens who “don’t know how to work”.

    My god. It’s fucking breathtaking. Because, derp, “KKKonservatives understand business”, derp, depy, derp.

  87. 87

    That trans POS in Nashville last week didn’t just kill six innocent people. It also killed a Democrat lawmaker’s job.

    Of course, he FAFO.

  89. 89

    @ 86

    Lessee, why might there be layoffs? Oh, yes. This might be why:

    US manufacturing near three-year low; casts a shadow over economy

    WASHINGTON, April 3 (Reuters) – U.S. manufacturing activity slumped in March to the lowest level in nearly three years as new orders plunged, and analysts said activity could decline further due to tighter credit conditions.

    The Institute for Supply Management (ISM) survey on Monday showed all subcomponents of its manufacturing PMI below the 50 threshold for the first time since 2009.

    That means all aspects of US manufacturing contracted last month. Exclusive of the pandemic, it hasn’t been this bad since the Great Recession. Companies are about to begin destroying product so they don’t have to pay for the warehousing space to store it. Right now they’re selling it on the secondary market, but the next step is to destroy product.

    Sooner or later Bidenflation touches all.

    Or maybe it’s because there has to be a place for lift forks to go, like QoS McHillbilly wants us to believe.

  90. 90

    This was Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit’s fave Democrat candidate for office in 2022.

    Max
    @MaxNordau

    VIDEO: Rebekah Jones turns in her son at the Santa Rosa County Sheriff’s Office for threatening to shoot up a middle school
    3:24 PM · Apr 6, 2023

    Look at the bright side, which is that he’s not as big a POS as Hunter Biden. Yet.
    ·

  91. 91

    Such small minds. Such short memories.

    You’re saying he’s an unserious twat. You’re quite right about that. Being an unserious twat myself, I know one when I see one.

  92. 92

    Yet another trans POS. This one caught in time.

    Manifesto details former student’s plans to carry out multiple Colorado Springs school shootings

    Whitworth was arrested by the Elbert County Sheriff’s Office and formally charged with the following offenses:

    Criminal attempt to commit murder in the first degree (two counts)
    Criminal mischief
    Menacing
    Interference with staff, faculty, or students of educational institutions

    Dude looks like he’s been on estrogen awhile. The resemblance to G-clown is rather striking.

  93. 93

    G-clown, why does First Vegetable Joe Biden hate abnormal people such as yourself?

    Josh Kraushaar
    @JoshKraushaar
    Pivoting to 2024:

    WaPo: “Biden administration says schools may bar trans athletes from competitive teams”
    washingtonpost.com
    Biden administration says schools may bar trans athletes from competitive teams
    The Biden administration on Thursday proposed new regulations that would allow schools to bar transgender athletes from participating in elite high school and college sports, but disallow blanket…
    3:19 PM · Apr 6, 2023

    Chicks with dicks should be forced to mingle with the other losers. Like G-clown.

  94. 94

    So, the solution, then, is more judges accepting gifts from billionaires?

    Senator Tina Smith
    @SenTinaSmith
    ·
    7h
    My take on this: Clarence Thomas has proven what we’ve suspected all along — the Supreme Court is beholden to right-wing corporate interest groups and billionaire mega-donors.

    The Court is broken. The constitutional remedy is clear — expand the Court.

  95. 95

    G-clown: “Who’s James Webb and is he single?”

    ‘Stunning’: James Webb telescope provides new view of Uranus

    PORTLAND, Ore. (KOIN) — After capturing the best photos of Neptune in decades in 2022, NASA has pointed the James Webb telescope’s high-powered lenses at the solar system’s other ice giant, Uranus.

    NASA says that the telescope’s “stunning” new view of Uranus, captured on Feb. 6, provides a detailed look at the planet’s faint, rarely photographed rings.

    G-clown swoons at the thought of rings around Uranus. And thinks telescope is a euphemism.

  97. 97

    Lessee, why might there be layoffs? Oh, yes. This might be why:

    Maybe some day KKKonservative ultra-MAGA Republicans will finally make up their “brilliant” minds and then KKKapitalism will finally summon forth the long promised utopia.

    But for now policy will have to be able to change depending on who they’ve decided needs fucking next. Sometimes it’s low wage hourly warehouse workers who need “discipline”. Other times it’s retired Gimme-Gimmes asking for insulin. Still other times it’s those lazy, good-for-nuthin’ college kids.

    Since KKKonservatives conceive of government’s only legitimate role being the dispensing of “discipline” then it’s no wonder only masochists and sadists ever vote for them.

  99. 99

    Gonna give this one to y’all.

    Former Michigan House speaker admits he took bribes as head of state’s medical marijuana licensing board

    Republican. And even Name That Party-worthy, as CNN did not state that he’s GOP.

  100. 100

    then get back to work paying for my Social Security.

    Heh.. SS doesn’t cut checks for dead people..

    Just ask Roy McGrath..

  101. 101

    Chicks with dicks should be forced to mingle with the other losers. Like G-clown.

    I don’t think anyone should force you, the chick with the dick, to “mingle” with me, Bob. Are you suggesting to put yourself in some type of concentration camp?

    Someone should look into whether some married men should be mingling with their groomed women, maybe a few woman, children and pets would be saved from being victims of the Heterosexual Neanderthal Disease.

  103. 103

    @94 You’re forgetting the appointments won’t be made by a Republican president, but rather by someone more discerning.

  104. 104

    The Kraken have just joined the Club of Seattle teams, tgey are bound for the playoffs. Hey Arizona, you’ve improved, you lost only by two this time.

  105. 105

    Ike Perlmutter, Disney’s largest shareholder, reportedly told DeSantis his agrees with him, and Disney “doesn’t have the right to get involved with politics.”

    https://www.aol.com/finance/ousted-disney-exec-told-desantis-212643359.html

    Are you fucking kidding me? Name a corporation that isn’t “involved with politics.” If only! Perlmutter is a Trump pal. He’s still Disney’s biggest shareholder, but he’s no longer a Disney executive, because new (and former) CEO Bob Iger fired his ass. Good riddance!

  106. 106

    236,000 new jobs in March.

    The Biden Economic Miracle is more powerful than the Fed, more powerful than global finance, more powerful than OPEC, and more powerful than Putin and Walmart.

    All without nuking a single hurricane.

  107. 107

    @ 105

    Sounds like someone bought Disney at the peak. Only two shares, sure, but someone still seems very unhappy at what has happened to Disney’s share price over the last two years.

  108. 108

    They got caught.

    Adam Mortara
    @AdamMortara
    In 2013, the year before SFFA sued, Harvard’s admitted class was 18% Asian American, and had been that level consistently for the previous 6 years. After we sued, magically, the numbers went up. After the trial they went up even more. Today we find out that their admitted class is 29.9% Asian American. How did that happen? They were under scrutiny, then they got caught.
    8:18 AM · Mar 31, 2023

  109. 109

    “Personal hospitality need not be reported. Personal hospitality means hospitality extended for a non-business purpose by one, not a corporation or organization, at the personal residence of that person or his family or on property or facilities owned by that person or family.”

  110. 110

    @108 Got caught doing what? oh yeah:

    “By this point, Mortara had spent most of his time comparing white and Asian American applicants. But then suddenly, it seemed, his speech shifted. Asian Americans, he argued, do “dramatically and shockingly” worse than both African Americans and Latinos in the personal ratings.

    Then the speech shifted back to a traditional argument that SFFA has been making for months: The university’s admissions system discriminates against Asian Americans because of the gigantic incentives that are given to mostly white groups, such as recruited athletes, of whom roughly 80 percent of applicants are admitted, and so-called legacies, students whose close relatives attended Harvard. ”

    https://www.theatlantic.com/education/archive/2018/10/harvard-really-about-affirmative-action/573064/

    Heh.. kreepshit is hellbent on preserving a “legacy” for its thugs-in-training “grandkids”.. damn straight..

    a “kick the living shit” legacy.

  111. 111

    Some big states making this move of late.

    Corey A. DeAngelis, school choice evangelist
    @DeAngelisCorey
    ·
    14h
    BREAKING: Texas Senate just passed a bill to fund students instead of systems.

    The vote was 18 to 13.

    All Texas families would have school choice.

    This is the way.

    Cry harder, Randi.

  112. 112

    @ 110

    But then suddenly, it seemed, his speech shifted. Asian Americans, he argued, do “dramatically and shockingly” worse than both African Americans and Latinos in the personal ratings.

    Yes, Queen YLB, that was the case. But do you know why, and do you know that Harvard changed the personal ratings criteria for the class entering in Fall 2023 from what it was for the class entering Fall 2022?

    Adam Mortara
    @AdamMortara
    During the trial, we caught Harvard red-handed. Just a few weeks before it started, they had modified their Reading Procedures to address anti-Asian bias in their system. They resisted discovery into it and lied saying it changed nothing. “Trust me, Judge, it’s actually good for us,” they lied. See for yourself what it changed.
    8:36 AM · Mar 31, 2023

    And that Harvard tried to hide this change, because it’s pretty much a red flag of guilt? And that Harvard objected to the changes it made being admitted as evidence

    Adam Mortara
    @AdamMortara
    ·
    Mar 31
    Subsequent remedial measures like these are red hot proof of liability — and Harvard got caught red handed. Their lead trial counsel tried to object under FRE407 at closing. Waived already because “Trust me Judge, it’s good for us.”

    in the court case?

    Here are the changes.

    Queen YLB, the changes that were made are favorable to Asian-American applicants. Because Harvard got caught.

    Thanks for playing, girlfriend.

  113. 113

    Why does Queen YLB @ 110 use a 2018 article to tell us what the Asian-American students vs. Harvard case “is really about”, when the case was argued right out in the open at the US Supreme Court four years later?

  114. 114

    @112 “got caught” being “woke” for “mostly white” groups like athletes and “legacies”

    give it the deathsatanist spin kreepshit, and don’t forget the kneepads.

    It’s for our entertainment, HA’s court fool.

  115. 115

    @113 “use a 2018 article”

    The wheels of justice “turn slowly” dear kreepshit..

    We’re just finding out now about Clarence and Ginni’s “perks” for being such staunch klownservatics.

  116. 116

    @ 114

    She doesn’t understand.

    She doesn’t understand that Harvard’s admissions office added the written guidance that race should not be considered when reviewing a student’s application between the Class of 2022 and Class of 2023 admission years, and then the admissions officer denied in court that Harvard had done it.

    It’s hard to blame Queen YLB, personally, for possessing the reading comprehension of a middle school girl.

    She doesn’t understand.

  117. 117

    not a corporation or organization, at the personal residence of that person or his family or on property or facilities owned by that person or family.”

    So not a corporate owned, trust owned, or investor owned lodge, retreat, island, jet, or super yacht.

    Which would then be considered be bribes.

  118. 118

    @116 Look at it run away from “mostly white groups” like “athletes” and “legacies”..

    The motivation for short changing asians in the first place.

    “legacies” have munee, no? Athletes bring in munee, alumni munee.

    Why is kreepshit so desperate to hide the munee motive?

    Just bring teh woke kreepshit like you used to bring the antifa.

  119. 119

    Voters in pursuit of fewer school shootings simply need to focus on the goal of fewer Republicans.

  121. 121

    Given the seemingly overwhelming number of firearms that have flooded into our communities, combined with the numbing and consistent toll of gun carnage, real reductions in gun slaughter can seem like an unreachable goal.

    But reduced Republicans is a very achievable goal and one that every citizen in every community can understand and see as immediately attainable.

    Fewer Republicans = fewer shootings.

  122. 122

    @120 LMAO…

    Why is kreepshit going back to an article published in 2011?

    Doesn’t it know private jets, yachts and luxury accommodations in exotic locales have since then greatly improved for the benefit of rich klownservatics and their “friends”?

  123. 123

    Fewer Republicans =

    No SS checks for them and following from kreepshit’s kreepee babbling..

    GOOD..

    for my kids..

    AMIRITE??

  126. 126

    The MIT DEI debate is uploaded and on YouTube:

    One one side: Diversity Equity Inclusion..

    On the other: whites only; white privilege; only wealthy, privileged whites need apply.

    Heh.. CRT is so 2021?

  128. 128

    @ 125

    Yes, and Team Clinton pronounced Gennifer Flowers’ allegations untrue because one of the tryst locations/dates she listed was incorrect.

    How’s Mastodon, doing, anyway?

    These diagrams show the usage statistics of Mastodon as content management system on the web. See technologies overview for explanations on the methodologies used in the surveys. Our reports are updated daily.

    Mastodon is used by less than 0.1% of all the websites whose content management system we know.

    More accurately, less than 0.009% of the websites it tracks.

  130. 130

    128,
    Popular sites using Mastodon
    Mastodon.social
    Mastodon.online
    Mstdn.social
    Fosstodon.org
    Mastodon.cloud
    Mas.to

    Tell me you don’t know how network technology works without telling me.

    Hello face. That was a rake.

  131. 131

    @ 129

    The representatives who used a bullhorn on the chamber floor were expelled.

    The representatives who did not apologize were expelled.

    The representative who was not expelled avoided that fate by a single vote.

    But hey, let’s make it about race.

    Yes, both Justins will be re-elected. Jones is an idiot. Pearson shows promise.

  133. 133

    But hey, let’s make it about race.

    Don’t have to. Tennessee Republicans beat us to it.

    So weird. /s

  134. 134

    Just a reminder that U.S. Markets are closed to honor a minor Christian holiday that is arbitrarily assigned to a Friday before a major holiday that always, always, for historical accuracy falls on a Sunday.

  135. 135

    @109

    Ran smack dab into this:

    The personal hospitality gift reporting exemption applies only to food, lodging, or entertainment and is intended to cover such gifts of a personal, nonbusiness nature. Therefore, the reporting exemption does not include:

    gifts other than food, lodging or entertainment, such as transportation that substitutes for commercial transportation;

    (flights on a private plane must be reported, whether transit between ports on a private mega-yacht that is ALSO acting as lodging is exempt is a gray area, but judges generally take the MOST conservative interpretation and declare as needed)

    gifts paid for by any individual or entity other than the individual providing the hospitality, or for which the individual providing the hospitality receives reimbursement or a tax deduction related to furnishing the hospitality; or

    (Did someone other than the owner of the, ahem, resort buy a bottle of wine that Clarence partook of? Who supplied the fine cigars they have in the now published painting? Were they Cuban? That’s a violation. Judges generally steer clear of any POSSIBLE ethics violation by over-declaring or by not acting in a way that can be perceived as a violation)

  136. 136

    Popular sites using Mastodon
    Mastodon.social
    Mastodon.online
    Mstdn.social
    Fosstodon.org
    Mastodon.cloud
    Mas.to

    Some of the creators and others I follow regularly on Mastodon are on eight or more different instances, each of which has its own unique URL or “site“.
    There are currently more than 11,000 individual instances of Mastodon.

    I don’t really know what BurdShite’s “impact” on content distribution would look like if you divided it by 11,000.

    Because I don’t care.

    Mastodon is not a “site” that a user “visits”, Grandpa.

    Mastodon is an implementation of a content networking protocol called ActivityPub.

    It’s like trying to analyze Tesla’s impact on transportation by counting oil filters.

  137. 137

    @myself 135

    There is literally ZERO chance that at no point in a law review, or continuing education ethics seminar or even in Law School Clarence was not made aware that private planes were LITERALLY letter of the law required to be reported.

    But he’s doubling down now saying he wasn’t required to report.

    Which is Asinine. But…Clarence.

    Face it dumbfuck, Clarence was going to extraordinary means to hide that his good friend was setting up gatherings where the appearance of corruption was high. Maybe not Everest high but K2.

    And Clarence unilaterally decided this was not a problem that needed to be disclosed. Even though it was required to be disclosed.

  138. 138

    Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas said Friday he had been advised “by colleagues and others in the judiciary” that luxury trips financed by a close billionaire friend and conservative activist should be considered personal hospitality that did not have to be disclosed.

    Look. It just is what it is.
    I really don’t have a clue about any of this complex, legal, gobbledygook. Reading’s just not my thing. I get bored.

    I have staff do all that for me.
    I don’t really consider any of this my responsibility.

    What’s that? Yes, I have them read appellant and amicus briefs too. Some of them go on for dozens of pages and use big words that make me sleepy. I just skim a clerk’s summary later and mostly rely on their conclusions and legal opinions. It’s better for me this way.

    Is that a problem?

  139. 139

    @ 109, 135, 137

    You didn’t provide a link, but you should be aware that what you quoted is the new, revised set of guidelines, not the guidelines in effect during the periods in question.

    But high-tech lynchings of black people you don’t like can be complicated that way, so it’s understandable. It’s what ProPublica is hoping for.

  140. 140

    @139

    Dumbfuck quotes the “New” guidelines on hospitality then ignores them.

    And the “Appearance of impropriety” prohibitions in guidelines going back at least to the 1970s includes language that “any reasonable person” could interpret as a conflict of interest must be avoided.

    So Dumbfuck is now hiding behind, “Well Clarence literally thought no one could assume that flying on the private jet of a person with matters often before the court in extension and dining with and spending time with persons with DIRECT matters before the court can’t be reasonably seen as a conflict because Clarence is an honorable man.”

    Solid work dumbfuck.

    For all the glory, what would a reasonable person think of accepting private jet travel and a half million dollar vacation from a friend vis-a-vis potential for corruption?

  141. 141

    A resolution adopted at the R.N.C.’s winter meeting in January urges Republican lawmakers “to pass the strongest pro-life legislation possible.” Addressing their party’s poor showing in November, it said that Republicans hadn’t been aggressive enough in defending anti-abortion values, urging them to “go on offense in the 2024 election cycle.”

    The 11-point loss of the Republican-aligned candidate in Wisconsin’s Supreme Court election on Tuesday has influential conservatives rethinking this strategy. “Republicans had better get their abortion position straight, and more in line with where voters are, or they will face another disappointment in 2024,” said a Wall Street Journal editorial.

  142. 142

    @139,

    Aren’t you paying attention sir?

    I deny nothing.
    I dispute none of the reporting.

    My statement speaks for itself.
    I didn’t bother with the reading of any reporting guidelines but instead relied on the opinions of others. A lifelong habit of mine.

    I simply don’t care.

  143. 143

    For all the glory, what would a reasonable person think of accepting private jet travel and a half million dollar vacation from a friend vis-a-vis potential for corruption?

    Nevermind that.

    We already know what a pathologically dishonest troll thinks about a 20 min tarmac meeting between a former POTUS and a current AG.

  144. 144

    This Burisma —> Joe Biden —> fracking relationship deserves the same ethical scrutiny, no? Particularly if we’re gonna bring up appearances of impropriety.

    Shut up, they said.

  145. 145

    A resolution adopted at the R.N.C.’s winter meeting in January urges Republican lawmakers “to pass the strongest pro-life legislation possible.” Addressing their party’s poor showing in November, it said that Republicans hadn’t been aggressive enough in defending anti-abortion values, urging them to “go on offense in the 2024 election cycle.”

    Absolutely, when repukes lose they should always go further to the “always wrong”.. Don’t be wimpy repukes. Be more aggressively “always wrong”.

    Voters “respond” to that.

  147. 147

    Joe Biden fracking relationship

    Go ahead now.

    Show your work.

  149. 149

    @144

    You mean the thing that a partisan press corp roughly the size of the Turkish military have been chasing down since 2017 or so and have so far found…..

    close to nothing?

    By all means, investigate it. Smarter people than Jim Jordan have been trying for going on five years.

    But missing the point entirely, Federal Judges have very distinct and codified rules of professional conduct that applies only to Federal Judges. These rules are well understood by anyone who has ever practiced law. Politicians have codified rules for receiving gifts but none whatsoever about with whom they associate. Even less rules about with whom their children associate.

    So unless the army of ink-stained wretches chasing this story sometime find some proof that Joe Biden was paid a bribe….

    You got a story that only the most partisan of dumbfucks cares about.

  150. 150

    Federal Judges have very distinct and codified rules of professional conduct…

    …that I’ll never read.

    That’s just not why I took this job.

    It’s time for Clarence to get paid.

  151. 151

    As friends do, we have joined them on a number of family trips…

    Such as the nine days we spent traveling by luxury private jet and super yacht throughout Indonesia.

    As friends do.

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