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by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 5/14/25, 8:08 am

Good morning.

– More changing areas are coming to men’s bathrooms.

– The Washington AG’s office is making it easier to report sexual assault.

– The air freshener thing is funny, but who needs pine explained to them?

– Keep ICE out of Spokane parks.

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  1. 1

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Wednesday, 5/14/25 at 9:02 am

    Sec RealWorldBro changed his wife’s flight itinerary to stay away from Newark, then went on TV to announce to all the suckers that the airport was perfectly safe.

  2. 2

    G spews:

    Wednesday, 5/14/25 at 9:52 am

    There will be no Fraud or Waste with this spending. Every penny will be accounted for and will not be wasted.

    https://www.axios.com/2025/05/14/nuke-spending-cbo-report-criticism

    They want you to think they are saving money cutting everything else and eliminating waste but no waste spending $1T. Only the Poorly Educated would not see through the bullshit. It’s just a shift of where to actually waste money.

    It all comes down to $, and nothing else.

    And now raising the debt limit isn’t held hostage.

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/house-gop-unveils-plan-raise-195039770.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly9kZW1vY3JhdGljdW5kZXJncm91bmQuY29tLw&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAKViCG9x5RI_uVytt5Ia_qSrKJ6k4FIH4FN0MYN0Iu5RcQNBYtWjyA_-rEBQMTvkXbyrdMHF87AMMYb3UBd4aTE7wEDjQCj-0PvXVlfF9LOqANayMDT1UARdhJR7Y_s04_wX4t2cYOcFUAca0s4sKsUhU3NqZS95iYcB9spCiMPC

    Republicans are beyond hypocrites; they are the most corrupt individuals living and dead.

  3. 3

    G spews:

    Wednesday, 5/14/25 at 9:53 am

    @1

    suckers all around.

  4. 4

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 5/14/25 at 9:55 am

    I can’t make sense of Carl’s “air freshener” link, but I’ve heard some cops consider an air freshener in a car an admission to having drugs in the car, or at the very least probable cause for a warrantless search of the vehicle.

  5. 5

    G spews:

    Wednesday, 5/14/25 at 9:58 am

    All them South Afrikans will buy a Tesla!

  6. 6

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 5/14/25 at 9:59 am

    Republicans claim the House rules give them a prerogative to regulate where AOC’s eyeballs are pointing.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/house/5299989-ocasio-cortez-medicaid-miscarriage-exchange/

  7. 7

    G spews:

    Wednesday, 5/14/25 at 10:01 am

    This is Genocide.

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/may/14/israel-hits-gaza-hospitals-in-deadly-strikes-after-pause-to-allow-release-of-edan-alexander

  8. 8

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 5/14/25 at 10:02 am

    In other political news, Democrats claim another election upset. It seems Republicans aren’t popular these days, even in red states.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/5299111-democrat-ousts-republican-omaha-mayoral-race/

  9. 9

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 5/14/25 at 10:02 am

    In other political news, Democrats claim another election upset. These days, Republicans aren’t popular even in red states.

    https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/5299111-democrat-ousts-republican-omaha-mayoral-race/

  10. 10

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 5/14/25 at 10:23 am

    @7 Of course it’s genocide. So is blockading food supplies.

    https://www.vaticannews.va/en/world/news/2025-05/gaza-hunger-israeli-blockade-humanitarian-aid-world-indifference.html

    No one seems able or willing to stop the Gaza genocide, just as no one helped the Jews after Hitler unleashed his “Final Solution.” Couldn’t even get the Allies to bomb Auschwitz.

    But this much seems certain: History won’t ignore mass murder of Palestinians. Future generations will remember Netanyahu as another Eichmann and Israel as being like Nazi Germany.

  11. 11

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Wednesday, 5/14/25 at 10:26 am

    Was for this before and after Sound Transit bought buses from BYD. Although it does give New Flyer a near monopoly on articulated buses.

    https://www.trains.com/trn/news-reviews/news-wire/bill-seeks-to-tighten-prohibition-on-federal-funding-for-transit-equipment-from-china/

  12. 12

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Wednesday, 5/14/25 at 10:28 am

    Fitting name for this new Air to Air Missile. Better than Standard like the SAM it is derived from.

    https://www.navalnews.com/naval-news/2025/05/aim-174b-gunslinger-nickname-hinted-at-by-commander-naval-air-forces-and-u-s-pacific-fleet/

  13. 13

    EvergreenRailfan spews:

    Wednesday, 5/14/25 at 10:28 am

     Duplicate

  14. 14

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Wednesday, 5/14/25 at 11:17 am

    As part of the broader deal Fat Hitler and MAGA are cutting with Bukele and others to help stabilize and consolidate their own regimes, the DOJ just cut a deal to resettle 17 of the most violent and dangerous “MS-13” members of the Sinaloa cartel family members of El Chapo in quiet U.S. communities, hopefully on Whidbey Island.

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/sinaloa-cartel-leader-family-enters-us-deal-trump-administration-mexico/

    Meanwhile, warrantless, armed, violent ICE Fat Ass raids of restaurant kitchens continue all across the country, sweeping up random unidentified tias and abuelas leaving toddlers abandoned in train stations and gas stations.

  15. 15

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Wednesday, 5/14/25 at 11:31 am

    Here’s another one of the people ICE Fat Asses are locking up while Fat Hitler builds refugee resorts on Whidbey Island for El Chapo’s entire family to operate out of:

    https://www.wgbh.org/news/local/2025-05-13/fabian-schmidt-speaks-out-for-the-first-time-since-his-detention

    I’ll bet he’s got one or two tattoos.

  16. 16

    Germs aren’t real spews:

    Wednesday, 5/14/25 at 11:36 am

    Good witness

    RFK Jr: The president is not trying to do tax cuts for billionaires. He’s trying to have no tax on tips and no tax on overtime

    SANDERS: $235 billion through the estate tax

    RFK Jr: How many billionaires do you know that are making overtime?

  17. 17

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Wednesday, 5/14/25 at 11:46 am

    When their access to healthcare gets cut I’m not going to be any more interested in listening to them whine than before when food prices stayed up, gas prices rose, and they lost their jobs at the USDA. Faster dying in Red Murica is fine with me.

  18. 18

    Marco Rubio spews:

    Wednesday, 5/14/25 at 12:10 pm

    @10

    I need to see you social media profile NOW!

  19. 19

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 5/14/25 at 12:23 pm

    The Wisconsin judge who dumbcunted her way into a decision that laws do not apply to her when she helped a woman-beating violent illegal alien to (briefly) escape detention by ICE has been indicted.

  20. 20

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 5/14/25 at 12:26 pm

    @15 So basically he was disappeared into a hellhole, held for weeks without due process, tortured and taunted, and then abruptly released when his family found out where he was.

    His “crime”? A DUI conviction years ago. Which makes him one of Trump’s “very bad people, savage criminals.”

    Say, didn’t someone just post above about the Trump regime letting a whole cartel kingpin family into the U.S.? How much did Trump get paid for that?

  21. 21

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 5/14/25 at 12:28 pm

    The only thing Trump and the GOP have going for them is half the American public is illiterate and doesn’t read any news, but that’s all they needed to seize power and act like assholes with the full weight of federal law enforcement behind them.

  22. 22

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 5/14/25 at 12:31 pm

    @15 I guess he wasn’t White Afrikaner enough.

  23. 23

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 5/14/25 at 12:31 pm

    So, it’s not just the current president who wants to cut free health care funding for illegals.

    It’s the dude who wants to be the next president doing it, too:

    U.S. News
    California governor outlines $12 billion deficit and freeze on immigrant health program access

    California was among one of the first states to extend free health care benefits to all poor adults regardless of their immigration status last year, an ambitious plan touted by Newsom to help the nation’s most populous state inch closer to a goal of universal health care. But the cost ran $2.7 billion more than the administration had anticipated.

    But Newsom will grandfather in the illegals who are already gettin’ free shit:

    Those who are already enrolled won’t be kicked off their plans, and the changes won’t impact children. Newsom didn’t say how long the freeze would last.

    I’ll spoil the fun. It will last until True Gretch forces him out of the primary.

  24. 24

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 5/14/25 at 12:43 pm

    Under President Newsom, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit will statutorily be euthanized because there isn’t enough health care funding to go around to everyone, because it’s being used to treat the AIDS affliction of the illegal alien who raped Welfare Queen YLB’s youngest and most promising fucked kid.

  25. 25

    Vicious Troll spews:

    Wednesday, 5/14/25 at 12:44 pm

    @ 21

    … half the American public is illiterate and doesn’t read any news …

    And then there’s Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit, who doesn’t read anything past the first paragraph.

  26. 26

    Elijah Dominic McDotcom spews:

    Wednesday, 5/14/25 at 1:00 pm

    One hour ago.

    https://spectrumlocalnews.com/content/dam/News/static/pdfs/wi/0514_Dugan_Motion_to_Dismiss.pdf

    I love that in order to support her claims to judicial immunity from prosecution for her actions while presiding within her own court she cited Trump v. United States, 603 U.S. 593, 630 (2024).
    Reap dumbfuckery, sow dumbfuckery.

    To wit: “Judges are entitled to absolute immunity for their judicial acts, without regard to the motive with which those acts are allegedly performed.”
    as compared to: “In dividing official from unofficial conduct, courts may not inquire into the President’s motives”

  27. 27

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 5/14/25 at 1:57 pm

    RFK Jr. says people shouldn’t take medical advice from him in heated House hearing

    https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/rfk-jr-measles-vaccine-outbreak-congressional-hearing-rcna206776

    Then why the fuck is he in charge of federal health agencies?

  28. 28

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 5/14/25 at 2:00 pm

    @18 To dox me, SWAT me, or deport me?

  29. 29

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 5/14/25 at 2:01 pm

    @19 The presumption of innocent applies, except in DOJ and your comments, where everyone is presumed guilty.

  30. 30

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 5/14/25 at 2:06 pm

    @24 Doctor Dumbfuck just posted a death threat against me. I’m not surprised, because I know I’m getting under his skin, which is a very good thing.

  31. 31

    FKA Hops spews:

    Wednesday, 5/14/25 at 2:07 pm

    @19

    Deeply conservative US Atty, presents a tiny bit of info in a proceeding where there is no defense allowed.

    Are you not aware of how a grand jury works?

    At trial he’s going to have to come up with a JUDICIAL warrant to prove ICE had jurisdiction and even then, no jurisdiction WITHIN chambers.

  32. 32

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 5/14/25 at 2:14 pm

    @26 A prompt summary dismissal of the indictment with prejudice will be a slap in the face to Bondi and send her back to law school.

  33. 33

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 5/14/25 at 2:22 pm

    Calling a Toronto Maple Leafs fan a “51st state anti semite loser” did not go over well with the National Hockey League.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/doug-cifu-51st-state-suspended_n_6824a9e3e4b021b5064a8818

  34. 34

    Roger Rabbit spews:

    Wednesday, 5/14/25 at 2:25 pm

    Another one:

    A federal judge ruled Wednesday that Georgetown University scholar Dr. Badar Khan Suri must be released from Texas immigration detention, saying he poses no threat to the community and that the Trump administration likely violated his First Amendment rights when masked ICE agents snatched him outside his Virginia home in March. …

    The Trump administration accused Suri of “actively spreading Hamas propaganda and promoting antisemitism on social media” when U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement arrested him and revoked his visa nearly two months ago.

    https://www.huffpost.com/entry/badar-khan-suri-georgetown-released_n_6824d9d5e4b021b5064ab5f4

    It’s almost as if Netanyahu is running ICE.

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