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Good morning you lovelies. Did you watch Trump’s joint address? I sure as shit did not. I had better things to do, like walk part of the way to Drinking Liberally in uncomfortable shoes. Probably not my best idea ever, but it beats the alternative. Anyway, if you watched, congratulations on being more willing to be lied to by a jackass than me.

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  4. 4

    Trump administration plans to cut 80,000 employees from Veterans Affairs, according to internal memo

    Republicans did that.

  5. 5

    We tracked down surviving members of the Branch Davidians.

    A large majority of them agree:
    Janet Reno set the compound on fire.

  6. 6

    It seems 4 of the justices ruled the government doesn’t have to pay contractors for work already performed. This suggests that in the future, government contractors better insist on getting paid upfront before doing any work. Just like when you do business with Trump.

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    White House spokesperson Harrison Fields “The White House condemns any threats to really any public officials, despite our feelings that a lot of these people are leftist, crazy judges that aren’t following the Constitution, Just because these people are leftist, crazy, unconstitutional people doesn’t mean they deserve to be harmed. That’s not how you engage with disputes in this country.

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    @8

    Seriously, how hammered do you need to be to not even get off the grounds before LE saying, ‘That dude needs a field sobriety check.”

    It’s what, pulling out of a parking space and making it a couple hundred yards to the checkpoint to be waived through?

  11. 11

    @8,

    Hayden?

    What the flying fuck kind of name is Hayden?

    Boy or girl? Remember there are only two genders. Hayden sounds exactly like someone trying to exist in between.

    Straight to prison!

  12. 12

    @11 He shares the name with a town in Idaho where Aryan Nations had their headquarters. I’m not implying a connection; Haynes is from Louisiana. It’s just weird, that’s all. (Everything about these guys is weird.)

  13. 13

    @11 He shares the name with a town in Idaho where Aryan Nations had their headquarters. I’m not implying a connection; Haynes is from Louisiana. It’s just weird, that’s all. (Everything about these guys is weird.)

  14. 14

    The latest:

    President Donald Trump gave a one-month tariff exemption to automakers after he spoke with the heads of General Motors, Ford Motor and Stellantis.

    Trump is open to additional tariff exemptions after pausing duties on automakers, a White House spokesperson said. …

    Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick said on Fox News that tariffs will lead to higher prices on certain products for a “short period of time.” …

    The Trump administration is reportedly thinking of some agricultural exemptions from tariffs on Mexico and Canada, according to Bloomberg News.

    https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/05/trump-tariffs-live-updates-china-says-its-ready-to-fight-any-type-of-war-us-wants-till-the-end.html

    #winning

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    Sen. Rand Paul, a strong advocate for shrinking government, made the case that Musk’s cuts – in order to be protected from the courts – should be moving through Congress in the form of what are known as rescissions packages.

    A rescissions package claws back funding that was appropriated by Congress and only requires a simple majority vote in the GOP-led Senate and a majority vote in the GOP-led House.

    The challenge for Republicans, however, is that voting to do so would mean that they will be on the record for voting for cuts that could be unpopular with some in the American public and even with some of their own constituents.

    https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/05/politics/musk-doge-republicans/index.html

    Yeah. They want this to be on Musk, not on them. Dang those pesky courts!

  17. 17

    Trump’s overhauled Kennedy Center loses upcoming run of ‘Hamilton’

    The producers of the hit Broadway musical “Hamilton” are canceling an upcoming run at the Kennedy Center over President Donald Trump’s hostile takeover of Washington’s premier cultural institution. …

    “We cannot presently support an institution that has been forced by external forces to betray its mission as a national cultural center that fosters the free expression of art in The United States of America,” Seller wrote.

    https://www.politico.com/news/2025/03/05/trump-kennedy-center-hamilton-canceled-00215237

    #evenmorewinning!

  18. 18

    Fox News: This Dodge Ram truck was $80,000. It instantly just became $100,000 under Trump’s tariff tax hike

    Republicans did that.

  20. 20

    Private employers added just 77,000 jobs in February, far below expectations, ADP says

    Republicans did that.

  23. 23

    Classic Science for sure! 😂

    @39

    Polls say a large majority of 700 Club viewers agree with James Dobson’s views on beating the strong willed child during his Tuesday night appearance.

  24. 24

    Classic Science for sure! 😂

    From previous thread

    @39

    Polls say a large majority of 700 Club viewers agree with James Dobson’s views on beating the strong willed child during his Tuesday night appearance.

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    @17

    It’s a weird lesson in free market economics the GOP is learning.

    Donnie thought the Kennedy Center was a fully government operated entity.

    But he just learned that like any other theatre in the United States they pay artists and touring Broadway companies to perform within the theater and turn a profit on ticket sales just like the Orpheum in any red state city does. It’s a contract deal.

    And if ‘Hamilton’ and ‘Avenue Q’ and ‘Wicked’ sellout hit shows say NAH, then they have to see if they can sell tickets to Jeff Dunham or Kid Rock to stay afloat.

  28. 28

    Swimmingly….😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    Or Swimgly,,💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

  29. 29

    1)Played a few history documentaries on YouTube before switching over to the Hockey game,

  30. 30

    The Kennedy Center will have to fumigated by pest control after a few years

  31. 31

    You’re fired. Wait, you had a union? You’re rehired.

    But You all are totally fired. Wait fuck, you keep all the food safe to eat so you’re rehired.

    Y’all are SO fired. Hang on, you keep the planes from running into each other? Can you come back at a 10% raise?

    We’re going to find some of you that we don’t need eventually.

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    Trump administration rethinking Guantánamo immigrant detention plan amid cost issues and power struggles

    Trump’s plan to use the U.S. naval base at Guantánamo Bay, Cuba, to detain 30,000 immigrants has been hitting major legal, logistical and financial hurdles ever since he surprised many in his own administration by announcing it.

    Now, as agencies spar over responsibility for operations there and over blame for what has gone wrong, there is a growing recognition within the administration that it was a political decision that is just not working.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/national-security/trump-admin-rethinking-guantanamo-immigrant-detention-plan-rcna194274

    #winning

  36. 36

    As Trump keeps losing in the courts, backing down on tariffs, and rehiring people Elon hastily fired, a couple things are becoming clear:

    1. This administration is knee-jerking every major decision.
    2. Trying to base policy on colossal lies really doesn’t work.
    3. Lying about the math doesn’t work either, because math doesn’t lie. For example, claiming $8 billion of savings by canceling an $8 million contract only saves $8 million.

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    Here’s another GOP math fail: If you fire every single person on the federal payroll, including the president and vice president, the White House staff, members of Congress and their staff, the Supreme Court justices and all the federal judges, and everybody else drawing a federal paycheck, you’d save about $350 billion a year. Multiply that by 10 years and you get $3.5 trillion. Merely extending Trump’s tax cuts, without add-ons, costs $4.4 trillion. So how do you balance the budget (as some GOP House members are demanding) by firing federal workers? The math says you can’t.

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