– So much AI garbage pretending to be news. Wow.
– South Seattle getting shit on by the rest of the city.
– Man, who knew the requirements for how many stairs in a building could be so interesting.
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– South Seattle getting shit on by the rest of the city.
San Francisco: Hold my beer.
Worth repeating again, from previous thread, posted by someone else.
Republicans are scum!
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Thursday, 3/14/24 at 9:55 am
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So, how did THAT work out for you, McFuckhead?
Yours truly,
Jolt
Calling someone a fascist because they voted for fascism is how fascist come to power.
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After he was dismissed from working as an xray tech for molesting pre-teens, Dumbfuck got a job working in a toy factory assembling Dracula dolls. It was just him and one other fascist simp working on the same fast moving assembly line.
He had to make every second count.
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AI Garbage on Facebook has increased, getting posts in my feed from people I didn’t subscribe to.
I don’t know about you guys, but it’s actually very common for me and most of the awesome dude-bros I hang with, to sign binding non disclosure agreements accompanied by six figure settlements with women I never even heard of about stuff I don’t know anything about.
I do it all the time!
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After tweeting out the harrowing tale of how badly her wrist was hurt by a handshake Nancy Mace is rolling around the capitol in the kind of sling one would be given for a shoulder injury.
425 Moms is calling for a boycott of Wicked due to the promotion of the homo agenda.
Half a billion at box office late.
Hubbba hubba hubba
The Heterosexual Neanderthal Vitus. But ban the kiddie porn!
https://www.cnbc.com/2024/12/11/alexander-brothers-arrested-real-estate-new-york-miami.html
Another Neanderthal of the Hetero kind
He looks upset. Poor baby. Rich family, rich problemo
https://www.cnbc.com/2024/12/10/luigi-mangione-extradition-brian-thompson.html
@ 9
Half a billion at box office late.
Oh, Snow White will swallow any profits from Wicked, and then some.
@ 2
The event was open to the public.
So was Trump’s rally in Butler, PA.
Pretty sure the World Trade Center was open to the public on 9/11/01, too.
And in 2012 that movie theater in Aurora, CO was open to the public as well.
Announcements today:
– SpaceX bought back some shares. The implied value of SpaceX is $350 billion.
– Tesla shares hit an all-time high this morning.
– Elon Musk becomes the first person to reach a net worth of $400 billion
So. much. winning.
In the never ending quest for a whaddabout, Dumbfuck compares a handshake with:
A right wing sniper getting shots off with a rifle.
The biggest terror attack on US soil.
and…..
A mass shooting.
Good job. You’re making tons of sense.
“Oh my GOD his grip was so firm I can still feel the pressure of him NOT bruising my metacarpus. I need a SLING” Nancy Mace
@9 I’ll have to go see it now! Wasn’t planning on watch witches but you say there are some homo proffers in it?
Thats what the world needs! More gays! Less Heterosexual Neanderthals with that dreaded virus. It would save taxpayers bucu bucks!!
Those two brothers will give her more than a firm handshake. How about flipping a handful of fingers up her twat!? That dumb bitch. I’d love to ask her why she’s letting men kill all the womenz!
@ 15
“It was an event open to the public.” = “Bitch dressed like she wanted it.”
The Gabby Giffords event in Arizona that day was also open to the public.
Holding public events is clear evidence that you’re willing to risk assault or deadly injury, according to G-clown.
You said, “Settlement is the way to return to Zion”?
Yes. It’s the end of the dispersion and the beginning of the revival of the Jewish nation in this homeland.
What are the borders of that Jewish nation?
The borders of the homeland of the Jews are the Euphrates in the east and the Nile in the southwest.
@2 Republicans are scum, but Nancy Mace is a special brand of scum, and this story is all about Nancy Mace, not Republicans in general. Even her own staff hated her guts and quit en masse. This woman is sick, sick, sick; and it’s time someone she lied about sued the shit out of her for defamation and false arrest. Also, she should be prosecuted by the authorities for false reporting to police.
By the way, do not ever ever try to shake Nancy Mace’s hand or otherwise touch her in any manner. She has rabies.
@3 “So, how did THAT work out for you, McFuckhead?”
No Harris phone calls demanding election officials “find more votes.”
No Harris “stop the steal” speeches or rallies.
No Harris fake electors submitting fraudulent electoral votes.
No Democrats storming the Capitol and beating up cops.
Just millions of Harris supporters quietly accepting the election results, because that’s how it’s supposed to work.
Democrats and Republicans are not the same. Democrats believe the system is worth defending and preserving even when voters elect a Trump.
Which proves, once again, that Democrats are better people than Republicans. THAT is how it “worked out” for us. In case you’re wondering.
@18
Still trying. Yes, security should be high at public events, especially if public figures or electeds will be in attendance. That’s why they had metal detectors and the standard security measures of the public entering the Rayburn Office Building.
Open air events are much trickier. Like Gabby Giffords shooting.
But this was still a handshake and the audacity of telling a transphobe who is making BEING a transphobe her entire personality that she can get fucked. And as we all know perfectly well, the constitution protects one from telling someone to fuck right off.
What the constitution DOESN’T protect someone from is making false statements to law enforcement and civil penalties for that false statement leading to the arrest and damage to reputation of a third party. Right Mr. Smollet?
@13 Leave it to the dumbfuck troll to compare a handshake to an assassination attempt and a mass shooting. This is dumbfuckery at its finest.
@14 “SpaceX bought back some shares.”
How does a privately held company buy back shares?
(This is beyond my understanding, so I’m asking our resident investing genius.)
@18 “Holding public events is clear evidence that you’re willing to risk assault or deadly injury, according to G-clown.”
Willing or not, anyone who goes in public risks assault or injury, as the Capitol Police can attest.
So now a sprained wrist aka handshake has escalated to “deadly injury”? Except I doubt the wrist sprain bit. I suspect the only thing that got bruised was someone’s ultra-fragile feelings.
He’s simply amazing.
Nothing can hurt him.
Not even literally thousands of “assaults and deadly injuries”.
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Politicians routinely shake hands with strangers. Nancy Mace is a politician, and before that she was an activists, so I’ll bet she has shaked hands thousands of times during her public career.
I wonder if she’s going to go back and have all those strangers arrested for touching her hand?
Fox News poll confirms Trump was elected to cut gas and food prices. There is no other mandate.
https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5036162-voters-hopeful-trump-2nd-term-poll/
@ 24
How does a privately held company buy back shares?
Private companies still issue share certificates, Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit. Having been a shitty attorney for the government I can see how you would not know this.
Sometimes they are paper. Sometimes they are electronic.
Be less ignorant.
TIME has named its Person of the Year.
You know who.
@30 He’s in good company with Hitler (1938), Stalin (1939, 1942), Khrushchev (1957), Khomenei (1979), and Putin (2007). Oh, and also Donald Trump (2016).
It’s not an accolade, dumbfuck. It’s based on influence on events.
31)Surprised there was no backlash for 57.
So, liberal progressive Democrats, who, in your opinion, is the head of the Democrat Party now?
@33 Biden is still president, in case you’ve not heard.
https://www.rawstory.com/pentagon/
No comment; it speaks for itself.
Ohio Republican snowflake demands his safe space.
@30
Just trying to distract himself from Time’s Athlete of the Year
@ 37
The athlete of the year is a straight white chick who is paid to kick the asses of black lesbians.
On soil misappropriated from Native Americans.
For her services in her first year of non-college ball she was paid more than $11 million.
Say, Angel Reese, how much did you get paid, and have you munched carpet yet?
@38
As the seventh pick in the draft I have a WNBA Salary that is about 5k less than Caitlin. I also make MOST of my money through my endorsement deals like she does.
Add it all up and it’s about $3.8M a year.
And I wasn’t the #1 pick, ROY, my team missed the playoffs unlike the team that made it for the first time in seven years who DOES have all those other things.
Oh, you Applied for a Government job? What’s happening in your sex life?
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8NPeN7j/
@ 37, 38
Six of the seven highest-compensated female athletes are tennis players. At the top of that list is Coco Gauff, who earned $30.4 million, 70% from endorsements. She was the # 1 earner last year, too.
But why laud a continuously successful and charismatic black woman when we can cheer @ 37 an overhyped white one instead, amirite?
@ 40
What’s happening in your sex life?
Ever since the late ’90s, when ED completely and permanently overwhelmed my little guy, I get by watching the Missus Dumbfuck Rabbit entertain a slew of BBCs.
No cage needed.
Sinclair is apoplectic that anyone with boltcutters can get through the security of those roadside signs.
@41
Overhyped….
You keep using that word. I doonah theenk it means wha you theenk it means.
Led league in assists
Led league in 3pts made
Top 10 in scoring
I don’t think that Congress intended that prison inmates receive taxpayer-funded sex-change operations, either. But Boxcheck Momala promised that taxpayers would pay for it if she was elected.
@ 43
Sinclair is apoplectic that…
KIRO 7 News has contacted…
KIRO TV is owned by Cox Media Group, not Sinclair.
Now, for perspective, imagine that following the Mike Brown suicide by cop, a road sign said “ONE LESS VIOLENT THUG” and “MANY MORE TO GO”. How would Seattle libbies feel about that?
The third dude had nude POV pics of Ashley Biden, taken when she was 10. In them she was blowing her big brother POS Hunter.
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We’d say someone with a middle school level of keyboard skills altered the sign and NOT demand answers from WASDOT.
Reflect during your time of grief on the hundreds of thousands of denied claims.
How much cheering did HA libbies do for TIME’s 2021 Athlete of the Year, Simone Biles?
Perhaps Welfare Queen YLB can do a database search for us.
I hope there was the same fawning over that successful black woman in 2021 that we are seeing over a successful white woman in 2024.
This is the fifth time this year that DJT47 has graced the cover of TIME.
@49
Quite a bit.
How’d the NC Governor candidate who called her a ‘weak little girl’ do?
So much fucking winning.
He’s here. He’s there. He’s everyfuckingwhere.
@ 51
How’d the NC Governor candidate who called her a ‘weak little girl’ do?
As predictably as the party whose leader called a plurality of the US electorate ‘garbage’.
Enjoy this 30 seconds of DOCTOR Jill Biden mocking Boxcheck Momala’s feckless campaign.
You didn’t get joy, libbies. All you got was $1.5 billion wasted, hopes dashed, and enrichment of the usual class of professional election-losers.
Oh. You got more Trump.
Joy to the GOP.
Republicans
“The ONLY way to save social security is to cut benefits! Sorry but you’ll thank us later for the pain now.”
Americans
“You could eliminate the cap on earnings subject to the tax.”
Republicans
“That kind of violent rhetoric will get a CEO murdered.”
@52
And at midday markets are responding.
Peace and Bread Dep’t
Trump won’t rule out war with Iran, and says bringing down grocery prices will be “hard.”
Wouldn’t a war with Iran be really, really expensive and explode deficits even more? And will they cut off low-income seniors from Social Security and Medicare to pay for it, so Elon Musk can still get his personalized tax cut?
What will they do with millions of destitute seniors? Revoke their birthright citizenship and deport them as “illegals” so our streets won’t resemble the breakfast line in Dachau?
@38 “The athlete of the year is a straight white chick who is paid to kick the asses of black lesbians.”
She’s handsomely paid to promote products, dumbfuck, and does the athlete bit for chump change because she enjoys it.
@42 Get a load of the dumbfuck imitating my screen name and talking to himself about his miserable sex life. 🐰
@43 The dumbfuck is against vigilante “weeding” except against mentally ill black men on NY subways.
They should make Daniel Penny at least pay for the funeral of the black guy he extinguished.
Let’s get this straight: Pete Hegseth used to drink too much and couldn’t keep his dick in his pants. He’d make a great senator.
@45 We pay them low wages for their backbreaking labor, collect taxes from them, and give them nothing in return, not enough nurse visits for their kids. It’s not personal, and certainly not racist, it’s merely a good business decision.
@46 “imagine … a road sign said “ONE LESS VIOLENT THUG” and “MANY MORE TO GO”. How would Seattle libbies feel about that?”
I’m not in favor of assassinating vigilantes, no matter whether it’s Daniel Penny or Kyle Rittenhouse.
@57.
There goes dumbfuck’s “inflated” fantasies that orange man will cure Joe’s spending.
Oh and there’s this:
Supply chain.. Exactly what we all said while a dumbfuck babbled about Joe’s spending..
Drill baby drill won’t do shit now cuz it’s very “hard” according to orange man. Let alone Wall Street won’t float expensive new drilling if there’s no money in it.
Lastly:
Bingo!
But Comer has an email in the file…
@66 It will be pardoned by orange man and pooh poohed by dumbfuck.
And where is the promised revelation of the offshore bank accounts? Isn’t that shit on the joke laptop?
Tax cut incoming!
https://www.cnbc.com/2024/12/12/sec-cantor-fitzgerald-charges-howard-lutnick-trump-commerce-spac-.html
LAWFARE! LAWFARE! LAWFARE! LAWFARE! LAWFARE! LAWFARE!
Trump is stocking his administration with criminals, and if one of his nominees is charged with a crime, it’s gotta be political harassment and not because he committed a crime, amirite?
@65 In 2026 Republicans get to run on a string of broken promises there was never the slightest chance their pied piper would be able to keep. Should be fun for our side.
It’s lucky for Republicans voters have very short memories. By 2024, they could no longer remember 2017-2021; and by 2028, they won’t remember the promises of lower prices for gas and groceries.
Instead, they’ll be listening to Fox talking heads blaming the Great Inflation of 2025 and the Great Recession of 2026-2027 on Democrats.
Hegseth always looks like the dad who yelled at his kid for taking a called strike three in sixth grade, stared a little to intensely at the sideline cheerleaders at freshman football and was drunk BOTH times he picked your friends up from the movies so you stopped calling him.
64
I’m not a vigilante.
@72 Just a Good Samaritan like Kyle and George Zimmerman, eh?
Five weeks after the election, and five weeks before taking office, Trump is already breaking his promise to lower food prices.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-walks-back-prices-down_n_675af8f3e4b04606476ba6cd
I think he’s going to break his other promises, too.
Food prices will be irrelevant anyway if Trump stations soldiers at the entrances of grocery stores and you need a birth certificate to get past the bayonets and get in. How many people carry their birth certificates on them?
Remember when Republicans said they wouldn’t go after women who get abortions? They were just kidding. They’re going to seek the death penalty.
https://www.rawstory.com/abortion-2670445669/
Trump plans to kill your children.
https://www.rawstory.com/donald-trump-2670445776/
Just another reason for the young to not have kids. Why bother, if DJT and RFK Jr. are going to kill them?
Rand Paul wants to talk to RFK about banning food stamps for any soda or other ‘unhealthy’ drinks. Putting aside any raw milk jokes:
Walmart 1/2 Gal 2% milk – $2.12
Great value soda, 2L – $1.00
They want to cut the total monthly amount for families too.
What changed?
@78 “They want to cut the total monthly amount for families too.”
That won’t do anything for nutrition. But they have to find money for Elon’s tax cut somewhere, and taking it from the poor goes without saying. The rich are always robbing the poor.
35)Wished the navy was able to design surface combatants faster. Tgey are planning the Burke’s replacement, but preliminary design sketches show still only 1 big gun. Recent experience with Houthi drones show still a use for it. The 5 inch gun is cheaper than firing a Standard Missile at a cheap drone. Plus, not as many Standards and ESSMs in the VLS, and they are hard to reload at sea.
Trump wants DeSantis to fill Rubio’s Senate seat with Lara (nee Yunaska) Trump, age 42, who has a degree in culinary arts.
https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/lara-trump-senate-ron-desantis-rcna183969
I think that’s an outstanding idea. The Democrats will be much better off running against a clueless bimbo who’s never been elected to an office, got the seat through pure unadulterated nepotism, and is certain to make a fool of herself on Senate committees and the Senate floor, than someone who knows which direction is up.
Caitlin Clark politely tells Meghan Kelly to go fuck herself.
https://www.msnbc.com/the-reidout/reidout-blog/caitlin-clark-megyn-kelly-white-privilege-wnba-time-magazine-rcna184027
Read the linked article and you’ll understand why Doctor Dumbfuck despises Caitlin Clark.
I asked one of my rabbit contacts on Whidbey Island to check out Doctor Dumbfuck’s barn, who reported his horse is black. I expected this. Doc owns a black mistress, like Thomas Jefferson and Sally Hemings, except for the species.
Dumb cunt Susan Wild was outed as the source of the leaks about Matt Gaetz.
This POS Democrat is a fucking sore loser – she’s out of Congress after losing last month.
Good riddance.
Heterosexual Neanderthals are destructive.
I bought that orange asswipe.
And what kind of thanks do I get?
Asshole takes MY Magazine Cover.
@85
It would be SO mech better if she had kept her bitch mouth shit so we can have a pedophile AG because….
Trans people.
We’re keeping the children safe from those groomers.