– A stripper’s bill of rights (second item) sounds like something Fox News commentator would use to make fun of a Best Coast governor. And yet, it is clearly the right thing, and I am glad Governor Inslee signed it, and that he emphasized workplace rights.
– The culture at SPD needs a real kick in the ass. Jeez.
– Landlord Lives Matter, oh brother.
– Anyway, what a great time to wash your hands. And to make an appointment to get vaccinated or boosted if you’re eligible.
Independent Voters spews:
Reuben Gallego won the Senate seat yesterday.
If you aren’t following, in a court fling Kari Lake admitted that her attacks on Maricopa County Recorder Stephen Richer about the election that was stolen from her by Richter printing ballots incorrectly (false) and inserting 30,000 votes into the count that didn’t exist (false) she knew was not true and therefore, defamatory.
RedReformed spews:
Broke Don the Rapist claimed he’d completely destroyed the ISIS caliphate.
ISIS instigated a terrorist attack in Russia that killed 60+ people…
Demetria J Trump failed.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
You know they beat the shit out of their own wives, right?
Independent Voters spews:
Jared Kushner could not be reached for comment.
But Donald could. He wants Bibi to finish them.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
The only thing left to determine is how big a boat is Richer buying with Kari’s money.
She had plenty before this. She knows how the MAGA grift works and she’s good at it. She’s completely “unlikable” but she knows how to get Arizona’s aging melanoma farms to click and give.
Independent Voters spews:
I can think of nothing that could go wrong with have only election deniers working for every candidate in 2024. Almost 32% of voters agree that it was rigged.
Independent Voters spews:
That’s quite a remarkable shift there in Alabama. AL-10 is comprised of Most of Madison county which went 53% for Trump in 2020 and was redistricted slightly in 2022. In 2018 it was 54/41 republican. In 2022 it was 52/45.
Last night the loud and proud pro choice Democrat won 62/38.
Dobbs is the gift that keeps on giving.
Dark Brandon spews:
My GOD man. You know you can proofread that before you post it, right? Or is your dementia that advanced?
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 4
More than half of Americans — 55 percent — said they disapprove of Israel’s military action in Gaza
So as IDF begins the final phase of its campaign to eliminate Hamas from Gaza, a whole 5% more Americans dislike the campaign than disliked the campaign two months ago:
Finish them, Bibi. The incremental consequences are miniscule, and the American president next year will be a Republican.
🏳️🌈🍆🏳️🌈 spews:
It’s good to see that Bob still yearns to have Donald’s small penis as deep in his throat as it will go. But! He didn’t vote for the guy. What a betrayal to the fat fuck.
🏳️🌈🖕🏳️🌈 spews:
The HN virus continues to kill. Womenz dying at the hands of their hubbys.
You know what the disease is, because I can’t say it in full without HA Maoists censoring it.
🏳️🌈💪🏳️🌈 spews:
Careful, that kind of statement could get you banned here. They are very very very sensitive to the failings of the Hetero kind.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 7
That’s quite a remarkable shift there in Alabama.
From the Tuesday night DL thread @ 5:
The remarkable shift in Alabama yesterday was the miniscule turnout of 1.85% in that special election distric. Contrast that to the 2020 general election, in which voter turnout in Alabama was 63%.
I suspect the 2024 AL turnout will be even higher after four years of particularly awful corruption and incompetence in the White House. Any hopes that this district will still vote blue in November are unserious.
Independent Voters spews:
When you gotta lie to make yourself feel better.
According the the Alabama SoS AL-10 has 41,016 registered voters.
https://www2.alabamavotes.gov/electionNight/statewideResultsByContest.aspx?ecode=1001190
GOP voters are so enthusiastic for 2024.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 14
Yours is the same link as my link last night.
An update/correction has occurred since my spew. Instead of a single probate judge providing info, apparently a larger number of people were involved in providing the current numbers.
Three takeaways:
1. I did not lie.
2. I acknowledge the corrected data.
3. Even with the corrected data, only a very small percent of registered voters turned out last night, and roughly 4.5x that percentage will turn out to cast their vote in November.
Last night was turnout dominated by partisan liberals. November turnout in the district in question will be dominated by Trump supporters.
Watch this seat flip back in November.
Vicious Troll spews:
Illegals spread disease.
So does G-clown.
Vicious Troll spews:
The ship hitting the bridge was a homophobic act.
I mean, what else could make Mayor Pete look worse than hiding behind the governor while the latter claims that “prayers are working”?
Clearly, it was intentional and succeeded in making an incompetent homosexual look even more incompetent.
RedReformed spews:
Prove they didn’t go to Chicago from Florida.
11th case of measles reported in Florida
Measles cases in 3 other states linked to travel to Florida, reports say
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/florida/2024/03/25/11th-case-of-measles-reported-in-florida/
The CDC says the following states have reported cases of measles this year as of March 21, 2024: Arizona, California, Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Indiana, Louisiana, Maryland, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, New Jersey, New York, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Virginia, and Washington.
Florida was first with 10 cases as of March 12, nine linked to an elementary school in Broward County and one in Polk County, according to data from the Florida Department of Health.
Illinois has reported the most measles cases in recent weeks, with 17 total infections reported in Chicago.
Out of the 58 cases which were reported by mid-March, the CDC says 93% have been linked to exposures to the virus during international travel.
Vicious Troll spews:
Hey, why won’t my corrupt, incompetent, senile fossil of a president permit Ukraine to take out Russia’s energy infrastructure, HA libbies?
Gee, it’s too bad Biden already released all that oil from the US SPR already. Otherwise he might be able to prop up oil supply in the months to come.
Oh, well. President Trump can refill it next year at $50/barrel, after a desperate Biden sells it this year at $100/barrel.
FKA Hops spews:
@16 & 17
Yes the “I won’t get no jab” crowd is really having an effect.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 18
Measles cases in 3 other states linked to travel to Florida, reports say
Hey, The Even Bigger Fucking Moron, who is doing the traveling to Florida?
The illegals is who. To Florida from shithole countries.
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2024/03/24/measles-reported-in-at-least-3-other-states-after-visits-to-florida/
Vicious Troll spews:
Small wonder that Queen YLB is now wearing pink dresses backwards and false eyelashes.
Fani Willis Calls Herself ‘Face of Feminist Movement’
Queen YLB’s new fave drink is Grey Goose, too.
Roger Rabbit spews:
The missing workers in the bridge collapse were from Mexico, Guatemala, Honduras, and El Salvador. Doctor Dumbfuck is weeping over the loss of the bridge.
Roger Rabbit spews:
“Landlord Lives Matter, oh brother.”
So it’s okay for a renter who owes $45,000 in unpaid back rent to stay in the property, paying no rent? How would you like to be that landlord?
Okay, so maybe the landlord in this case is a multimillionaire, and that’s a business risk he willingly assumed. (We don’t know that for sure.) Even if, do deep pockets justify a nonpaying tenant who won’t leave?
More broadly, there are nightmare landlords, but also nightmare tenants (not to mention squatters who lawlessly take over properties), and our laws should tolerate neither.
Looking at the bigger picture, and knowing how the scales of landlord-tenant law balance, I would never be a landlord in this state.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 23
The missing workers in the bridge collapse were from Mexico, Guatemala, Honduras, and El Salvador.
Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit smiles in the simplistic knowledge that he can accurately describe each of them with the same ethnic slur.
He just can’t get away with doing it without response anymore.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@1 For a photo of the boat purchased with the long-term-unemployed ex-newscaster’s liquid assets, click on the link below.
https://www.rotadyne.com.au/wp-content/uploads/CANOE-1080×675.jpeg
Seriously, this gal must be living on speaking fees, or (knowing how Republicans operate) siphoning campaign funds. It’s been several years since she’s had any visible means of support.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Re Upping the same previously mocked and easily discarded metric as before only goes to show clearly how Trump The Rapist has trained them all to ignore facts and evidence whenever it conflicts with the projected MAGA image.
For months this silly lying idiot troll has been parading one modeled sample of 900 to 1,200 imaginary voters responding to various squishy questions as ABSOLUTE PROOF that by next year Donald Trump will have become the new Supreme Leader and Hillary will finally face her long anticipated frog-march of shame.
But the instant he is faced with an actual election result with five times that number of actual for-realsies voters he can only respond by rejecting it out of hand offering no actual argument even for how or why those actual voters are somehow not representative of the population.
Of course there is an argument to be made here. Special election turnout is often smaller and often skewed. But at this point the increasingly shitty troll is simply too brainwashed with MAGA foolishness to even get to it. Some exit polling analysis of this population of special election voters would certainly come in handy in support of such an argument. But not for a brain-fucked MAGA true believer.
He doesn’t even get that we have been laughing at him this whole time.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Clinton haircut
Christmas tree cock ring
Swift boat “truth”
Long Form birth certificate
Burisma
LAPTOP
Lather
Rinse
Repeat
Donald J. Trump, 2024 spews:
Honestly, I would have to look at how Maryland and Virginia voted before deciding if I would build them a new bridge.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 29
…how Maryland and Virginia voted before deciding…
Why do you think the Biden administration ignored East Palestine, OH? Other than realizing they weren’t really “Palestinians”.
[Arafat wasn’t a real Palestinian, either.]
Vicious Troll spews:
Ah, optics.
RFK Jr spews:
So much Joementum
Roger Rabbit spews:
RIP Joe Lieberman.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Judge says John Eastman should be disbarred. Good. Subversives are entitled to lawyers just like murderers and rapists, but we don’t need subversives being lawyers. Although it’s potentially redundant as he’d automatically be disbarred if he’s convicted of a felony in the Georgia election case.
https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/4560409-judge-rules-john-eastman-should-be-disbarred-over-efforts-to-overturn-2020-election/
Roger Rabbit spews:
Montana’s supreme court struck down a fistful of GOP voter suppression laws today.
https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/4560550-montanas-high-court-strikes-down-voting-reform-laws/
Roger Rabbit spews:
“Greene says she won’t take blame if Jeffries becomes Speaker”
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4559174-greene-wont-take-blame-jeffries-becomes-speaker/
Of course not. Republicans don’t accept blame for anything.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@9 ” The incremental consequences are miniscule”
Yeah, what’s a few thousand more dead women, children, and babies to someone who wants to FINISH THEM?
I’ll bet Jared and that settler lady are rooting for the premises to be vacated, too. So they can move on it.
Independent Voters spews:
Some headlines for Likely voters
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And that’s without the “Donald paid the pornstar to keep quiet about the fucking while my wife was nursing the baby” headlines.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@15 So, 5965 votes out of 41016 registered voters isn’t 1.85%, it’s 14.54%, and by your own admission you were aware of this last night, yet you’re posting today, “The remarkable shift in Alabama yesterday was the miniscule turnout of 1.85% in that special election distric.” How does that not make you a liar?
Roger Rabbit spews:
@17 In case you haven’t noticed, prayers don’t prevent gun deaths either. Fewer guns might.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@25 All I said is what countries they’re from. It’s funny how that triggered your racist instincts, isn’t it? Where’s the ethnic slur you imagine I used this time?
Independent Voters spews:
Not that they were going to take PA anyway but the well-oiled machine of the Trump GOP is doing Grrrrreat!
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Quote-posting the “RNC Research” birdshite account makes him a liar.
What an asshole. I bet it’s a Republican. spews:
an incompetent homosexual
one fondly remembers kreepshit’s man love for Jared Polis..
https://static01.nyt.com/images/2021/09/17/world/17xp-polis/merlin_194837286_b64bde3d-5402-41cd-ab23-65a2f586fe15-superJumbo.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp
heh.. oooops!
Trump's Weird Little Penis spews:
The East Palestine bridge collapse isn’t nearly as famous as The Bowling Green Massacre.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Chris Christie formally noped out to No Labels today.
So looks like Carrot Top it is!
Roger Rabbit spews:
@43 Republicans can’t do math. Neither can he. But I suppose they all, Doctor D included, could plead illiteracy to mitigate the intent element of spewing bad sixth-grade division.
Roger Rabbit spews:
https://www.rawstory.com/mike-lindell-end-times/
I sure hope this works.
Donald J. Trump, 2024 spews:
I’ll build a new bridge and I’ll make water pay for it.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Tearing down the elitist, corrupt duopoly by running a Kennedy paired with a billionaire.
Nice.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
CPAC just paid the employee that Matt Schlapp sexually assaulted a $480,000 settlement.
Donald J. Trump, 2024 Redux spews:
“They’ve poisoned the minds of the voters, so I will tell you of my most bigly plan to repair the East Palestine bridge collapse during Infrastructure Week !, right after I release my health care plan that everybody loves. All talk, no action, sounds good, never going to work. Did you know Crooked Hillary was there at the proud birth of ISIS at the massacre at Bowling Green.”
FKA Hops spews:
@48
Has anyone called in for a wellness check? That sounds like a desperate call for a 5150 hold.
Vicious Troll spews:
A thought: It was kicking Trump off of Twitter that started the ball rolling toward the billions of dollars of paper profits that Trump is now sitting on this week.
Was it good for you, too?
Vicious Troll spews:
Queen YLB rebuts my characterization of Mayor Pete as an incompetent homosexual by bringing up @ 44 a competent one.
Which would seem to indicate that Queen YLB has no problem with the way I characterized Biden’s Secretary of Transportation.
Glad we agree, girlfriend.
Vicious Troll spews:
Trump’s social media platform, Truth Social, exists only through download from the Apple app store.
It has yet to reach out via Android or the web.
Think about how much more valuable it might be when it does.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
54,
Nope.
It was lavishly tonguing Semion Mogelevich’s balls that started the ball rolling.
FKA Hops spews:
@56
It’s been available as an Android app since October 2022.
If you have to lie to make yourself feel better.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Didn’t Earn It
How Brett Kavanaugh got into Yale as a “legacy” admission.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
A FOX News poll finds that support for legal abortion in all/most cases has increased since Dobbs, from 57% to 59%.
In addition voters flipped on opposition to 15 week bans, going from 42% oppose vs. 54% favor in 2023, to 54% oppose vs. 43% favor today.
Very Severe Conservative spews:
@59. White people don’t have to earn nothing! White people are owed and deserve their “legacy” admissions and their status and their privileges. It’s their right. Equality is oppression of whites. /s
RedReformed spews:
Reid then asked Scott if he wanted to address the “tomfoolery” of those attacking him “for having the nerve to be Black and also a mayor.” He obliged.
“I know, and we all know, and you know very well that Black men and young Black men in particular have been the bogeyman for those who are racist and think that only straight, wealthy white men should have a say in anything,” Scott said. “We’ve been the bogeyman for them since the first day they brought us to this country.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
“A judge ruled that the Georgia Republican Party’s first vice chairman, Brian K. Pritchard, violated state election laws when he voted 9 times while serving probation for a felony check forgery sentence”
https://www.ajc.com/politics/georgia-judge-rules-that-republican-brian-k-pritchard-voted-illegally/M4A27QQNQJDW7MTI66MRF5B4EQ/
This is the GOP.
Hosting a local AM HATE Radio program while running a check kiting mill. And the whole time he’s casting illegal votes he’s screeching into a microphone that RUBY FREEMAN stole the election.
Vicious Troll spews:
Some pretty impressive video.
Reality Check spews:
61
Replace “White” with “Non-White” and you will be making a more accurate statement.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
65,
Associate Justice Brett Kavanaugh gained preference in admission to his elite university based on his “genes”. That’s a plain fact. And it has worked that way for hundreds of years.
You don’t mind that.
Because he is white.
I looked it up and so can you spews:
The Trump campaign announced that they are recruiting and training armed campaign soldiers to patrol predominantly Black polling locations in November.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Lev Parnas bringing receipts:
https://twitter.com/levparnas/status/1773170300965847280
Remember how many times the lying idiot troll lied about this.
FKA Hops spews:
@64
Asks a guy who’s never heard of a tornado, Hurricane, mudslide, earthquake, flood, plague of locusts, structure fire, burst pipe, out of control semi truck…
Yes Chad, they’re insured but they can look into FEMA if the governor declares a state of emergency.
RedReformed spews:
@65. Oh you poor white victim! How is a white person supposed to make it in this cold hard biased world where all the breaks and privilege go to the women and brown people and the LGBTQ and the Native Americans?
And if you say “exactly!” you are being willfully ignorant.
RedReformed spews:
@67 & 65. So weird that they are targeting the predominately black polling stations and not the white ones. Oh I get it. The white ones need that extra affirmative action that the black ones are already getting. The threat of murder will even things out.
RedReformed spews:
Insurance is the logical answer. But it’s Texas, Republicans probably didn’t bother and kept the premiums for a republican slush fund.
Hail storm in Damon Texas
https://www.newsweek.com/thousands-solar-panels-texas-destroyed-hailstorm-1883546
Solar panels are built to be fairly durable to the elements and can continue to produce energy if damaged. Research by the National Renewable Energy Laboratory suggests hail-cracked panels have less than four percent energy loss.
The incident portrays the struggle between efforts to combat climate change and extreme weather events that global warming is predicted to increase the frequency and severity of. Droughts linked to climate change have previously led to a reduction of hydropower capacity in California, while a winter storm in Texas in 2021 crippled its power grid. Fossil fuel production in the state was also impacted by a cold snap being pushed farther south than usual in 2022.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Farmer Jim keeps trying to spin something out of nothing. Perhaps he should call it “quantum corruption.”
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/james-comer-joe-biden-impeachment_n_66057899e4b090bf41ba9171
Roger Rabbit spews:
@63 “he voted 9 times”
Well at least they weren’t all in the same election, like they do in The Villages.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@67 A party that can’t win elections except by third-world intimidation tactics needs better candidates and a better platform.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Social media stock “DJT” is falling this morning. It begins.
crime might actually pay very very well spews:
So if you or I steal $180m through deceit or fraud blow through it all in a couple year orgy of high living we’d do 6 months?
Hi, I’m the founder of Pitchfork Sharpening firm ‘Stuck Pig’ and for just $20 spews:
So…you were talking about inflation and the demand for goods is the sole driver of price increases….GO ON……
Roger Rabbit spews:
Some things aren’t surprising at all.
Fucking Idaho.
RedReformed spews:
To pile on Racists and Basketball stories.
MAGA State Rep. Claims ‘Illegal Invaders’ Arrived in Detroit by Plane — Turns Out to be Gonzaga Men’s Basketball Team in Town for March Madness
https://www.mediaite.com/sports/maga-state-rep-claims-illegal-invaders-arrived-in-detroit-by-plane-turns-out-to-be-gonzaga-mens-basketball-team-in-town-for-march-madness/
>> Reality Check , was that you?
Klutah Klux Klan spews:
@80
Gonzaga is LITERALLY the whitest team left in the tournament.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
78,
There really is plenty to go around.
It just isn’t well distributed.
Raise corporate taxes.
Raise the minimum wage to $20.
Business shifts from paying lazy, unproductive, wealthy shareholders who do nothing all day but lay around dreaming about how to put an infinity pool into a private jet, to paying productive workers who support the economy.
RedReformed spews:
Qasim Rashid, Esq on Xitter
The DEI whiners are example of “when you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.” people.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@80 One of the downsides to democracy is that literally anybody can be elected to public office, and low-education voters tend to elect politicians just like themselves.
This particular specimen graduated from a Catholic high school in the Detroit area, and has no higher education that I can find. He’s touted as a “businessman,” which in practice means he owns a bail bond company.
His most prominent (and creative) legislative contribution consists of introducing a bill that would require fact-checkers to register with the state and post a surety bond.
His wife is a former co-chair of the Michigan Republican Party and is one of the 16 Michigan Republicans indicted in the fake electors scheme. A helpful witness for the prosecution (not intentionally), she “publicly bragged about the Trump campaign’s involvement in the fake elector scheme.”
Given this background, it’s not surprising that he jumped to the conclusion that a mostly-white basketball team were “illegal invaders” from south of the border. The real lesson here is he’s an all-too-typical example of what the GOP’s candidate recruitment has descended to. Respectable people don’t run as GOP candidates anymore, so they scrape the bottom of the barrel and come up with people like this guy.
Roger Rabbit spews:
Not Hamas propaganda:
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/doctors-gaza-hospital-stunned-israel-palestinian-children_n_66058232e4b068637426c256
But hey, Doctor Dumbfuck still can argue don’t trust doctors, they’re all liars.
RedReformed spews:
I feel the greedy racist incel and his kind could care less how many children die. Hamas has to be eliminated and any Palestinian could be Hamas, become Hamas or help Hamas, so they all have to be eliminated. It’s not like they are humans, to him. Bonus is all the free land to be developed for deserving actual people.
FKA Hops spews:
Fascinating piece in the sense that Politico never stops to ponder if these ‘Democrats’ for RFK Jr. are lying about party affiliation. The evidence suggests, yes.
What do we know about people who refused to ‘get the jab’?
They go on.
That’s quite literally a Reagan era right wing rallying cry.
Unserious Twat spews:
It’s good to see that Bob still yearns to have Donald’s small penis as deep in his throat as it will go.
Three inches isn’t very deep. There’s also the issue of the horse already having it’s cock deep in the dumbfuck’s throat. Orange Jesus will have to wait for his turn.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
so they scrape the bottom of the barrel and come up with people like this guy.
Or one of my favorites, Lauren Witzke who, three years before the Republican Party chose her as their nominee to challenge Democratic Senator Chris Coons, was a street heroin addict who dealt meth to support herself.
The vast majority of Delaware Republicans voted for her over Chris Coons in 2020. Just like they voted for Donald Trump over Joe Biden.
Calling Republicans stupid is giving them too much credit.
They are sick, depraved, and extremely dangerous.
Unserious Twat spews:
@89 The dumbfuck Nazi coward is sick, depraved, and extremely stupid.
SBF won’t serve 25 years. spews:
SBF got 25 years, but it’s unlikely he’ll serve the entire 25 years. He’ll probably get paroled after about 8 years.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 82
Business shifts from paying lazy, unproductive, wealthy shareholders who do nothing all day but lay around dreaming about how to put an infinity pool into a private jet, to paying productive workers who support the economy.
And replacing the unproductive workers with kiosks, robots, and the like.
And there are a lot of unproductive workers.
Roger Rabbit spews:
The bridge is in Maryland, which is a blue state. Repair the bridge? Fuck no! say Republicans.
https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4562537-battle-heats-up-over-proposed-federal-funding-for-baltimore-bridge/
Except the bridge was hit by a ship, and maritime trade is a federal matter. Navigable waterways? A federal matter. It certainly appears federally-controlled activity is responsible for the bridge collapse. So why shouldn’t the federal government be responsible for a bridge over a federal waterway hit by a federally regulated ship?
Because Republicans have zero understanding of federalism and the division of responsibilities between the federal government and states, that’s why. When farm states send farmers who don’t know beans about anything except beans to Congress, that’s what you go. Also, I don’t think they teach basic civics in red state schools, as far as I can determine; that’s been replaced by Bible classes.
Roger Rabbit spews:
No way will dirty hippies get to smoke evil weed in Virginia on Glenn Youngkin’s watch.
https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/4562558-youngkin-vetoes-bill-market-recreational-marijuana-virginia/
The black market stuff is cheaper than taxed and regulated legal weed anyway.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@92 ” there are a lot of unproductive workers”
Looking in a mirror? It’s hard to imagine a bigger waste than your M.D. degree. The saving grace is it was issued by a diploma mill that has an unlimited supply of them.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
91,
Please repeat after me:
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS FEDERAL PAROLE. THERE ARE NO FEDERAL PAROLE BOARDS AND NO FEDERAL PAROLE OFFICERS.
Don’t be a useless dipshit. We have enough Republicans already spreading bullshit.
In addition to the calculated and imposed sentence handed down today by Judge Kaplan there is an automatic subsequent motion hearing afforded where the defendant may argue sentencing factors to be applied after judicial sentencing. But just as with all the factors already argued previously and used in determining the defendant’s judicial sentence, these additional factors are formulaic within a narrow range set forth in statute by Congress.
And of course as any defendant does post sentencing, the defendant here may also file a federal appeal of his sentence to be heard before the 9th Circuit.
Sentence appeals are very expensive. But they are also unpredictable and complex. And this piece of shit defendant has money and connections possibly willing to help him. If he can come up with the money, if he can find excellent lawyers willing to handle his appeal, and if Kaplan and BOP made errors in how they calculated sentence, he might see some real time taken off his sentence. But that’s a long shot. And we won’t know how that turns out for years, by which time we won’t care.
Finally, this defendant has already been in prison since August of last year over his efforts to tamper with witnesses. And that time already served in custody will be calculated into the determination of his actual release date by the BOP.
George Devolder Santos spews:
@93
It’s an interstate highway. I imagine a House Representative who is unaware of how that has always been funded has zero business being in Congress but what does the GOP care about qualifications and experience.
Roger Rabbit spews:
The bridge is in Kweisi Mfume’s district. This could explain a lot, as Republicans don’t like spending white money in a black congressman’s district.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Remember “shirt collar laundry”?
He ought to. Sounds about old enough.
Before they invented automatic machinery to wash clothes laundry was so laborious and expensive that business types would only wash the collars and cuffs after each wearing. The rest of the shirt had to go for days.
My very first 2BR/1BA house was built in 1937 and contained exactly 25 square feet of closet space. The original owner had one good suit, one “older” suit, and one suit that he wore doing yardwork.
Things change. Life moves on. Today people throw clothing away rather than wash it. Everyone has laundry machines in their own homes. Some have multiple sets. And mountains of shirts pants, shorts, workout gear, special costumes for bike riding, tennis, fishing, partying, going to kid’s soccer, pride parades, Halloween, Christmas sweaters, etc. Clothes are cheap. Laundry is cheap. We are all Imelda Marcos.
And still nobody is “fucked”.
Because we have an inexhaustible capacity to invent new ways of spending money and new ways of employing people. There is plenty to go around.
FKA Hops spews:
I actually like Eugene Robinson but this is a stupid column.
It is abundantly clear and has been for decades that the American Evangelical movement is not remotely concerned with the text of the bible, see “prosperity gospel.”
This is a showoff item for anyone who buys it. I have a copy of Infinite Jest on my bookshelf. I’ve tried to read it a couple times and give up. I have a shit ton of books that I picked up when my grandparents died because they’re old and really nice binding from when publishing books was a handcrafted thing. Haven’t read them except I have read The Secret Garden and I own the first American print edition from 1911. Visiting it with my kids it is a remarkably racist book in the first chapter. 99% of the people who own War and Peace have the intention of reading it one day and 98% of those will die before they do. The people who say they’ve read it, 96% of them are lying.
No one intends to read this thing. They’re going to put in on the shelf face out so their MAGA friends can be impressed. There is no intention of reading it. That’s what the paperback New American Bible is for and they haven’t read that either. They may have read that English Standard Version that was very specifically created to put the uppity women back in their place.
Dark Brandon 😎 spews:
$25,000,000 in a single night.
Yeah, I know. Money isn’t everything.
But it helps.
It also helps that I don’t have to blow it all on law firm invoices and spray tan.
I looked it up and so can you spews:
The top donor to the Make America Great Again, Inc. super PAC supporting Donald Trump for president in 2024 is also the top donor to the American Values PAC super PAC supporting Robert F. Kennedy Jr. for president.
They are the same.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@100 Took me two weeks to read War and Peace. That’s how I whiled away my time before reporting for Army duty. I didn’t have anything else to do, and it kept my mind occupied.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 99
There is plenty to go around.
Sure, as long as we call 32 hours “full time” and expect the same pay as was received for working 40 hours, with the missing 8 hours being allocated to what computerization and other technological advancements have replaced.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 101
It also helps that I don’t have to blow it all on law firm invoices and spray tan.
No, but Ritalin and Botox aren’t cheap.
Independent Voters spews:
North Dakota goes Blue. Also, not a drag queen.
T Clinic called with some test results they need to discuss spews:
@104,
It’s just like everyone said on your birthday in 1985:
Forty is just a number.
Turns out it works just as well for your waist size.
RedReformed spews:
106. Ray Holmberg
Party: Republican Party
Add him to the pile.
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/2/2/2221200/-Republican-Sexual-Predators-Abusers-and-Enablers-Pt-50
It’s not about a loving caring relationships with consenting adults for them, it’s about power so they abuse the powerless.
RedReformed spews:
Republican Youngkin vetoes bills to raise Virginia’s minimum wage and allow legal retail cannabis sales
https://www.wric.com/news/politics/capitol-connection/youngkin-vetoes-democrat-led-bills-to-raise-virginias-minimum-wage-and-open-legal-retail-cannabis-market/
Republican Gov. Glenn Youngkin vetoed bills to raise Virginia’s minimum wage to $15 per hour by 2026 and open a recreational cannabis retail market, killing two Democratic priorities the day after the Alexandria arena deal crumbled.
>> Someone is salty because their incredibly grifty arena project got completely shut down…
>> Or Youngkin and the republicans don’t want the tax revenue from legal weed sales because then they wouldn’t have any excuse to cut public services.
>> A lot of Virginians didn’t want to believe he veto it. They said in the campaign he wouldn’t stand in the way of legalization. He was a businessman who wouldn’t turn down all that revenue. Vote better next time.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
109,
Regrets can be difficult feelings for older “conservatives” to process.
But there are finally indications that some of them are beginning the painful process of turning away from rage and grievance to embrace change.
At least it’s better than tasing yourself to death in the nut sack.
Gag Order spews:
Remember that when someone argues legal adult son Baron is off limits.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 102
The top donor to the Make America Great Again, Inc. super PAC supporting Donald Trump for president in 2024 is also the top donor to the American Values PAC super PAC supporting Robert F. Kennedy Jr. for president.
Perhaps I looked it up and so can you should look up Sharron Angle.
And while he’s at it, Todd Akin. I mean, it’s not like Democrats were subtle about what they did in his case:
PRIMARY SOURCE
How I Helped Todd Akin Win — So I Could Beat Him Later
By SEN. CLAIRE MCCASKILL August 11, 2015
Reads like braggadocio, if you ask me.
Cry more.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@108 There’s no depth of depravity and dishonesty Republicans won’t stoop to.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@109 Everyone in Virginia now understands (or should) that Youngkin isn’t the “moderate” he sold himself to voters as. He’s embraced every GOP extreme position.
RedReformed spews:
“Why isn’t Biden trying to earn our votes that we’ll never give him no matter what?” – Republicans
Roger Rabbit spews:
Judges need to stop mealy-mouthing, hold this sovereign citizen in contempt, and throw his ass in jail. It’s time to show him the law is bigger than he is.
https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/29/politics/federal-judge-donald-trump-rebuke/index.html
Roger Rabbit spews:
John Fetterman’s mental faculties are just fine.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/john-fetterman-turd-blossom-karl-rove_n_660688f0e4b05c3d072a1a85
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 114
…Youngkin isn’t the “moderate” he sold himself to voters as. He’s embraced every GOP extreme position.
Just as an example, three days ago he:
https://www.governor.virginia.gov/newsroom/news-releases/2024/march/name-1024514-en.html
Roger Rabbit spews:
Joe Kent is on Putin’s payroll.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/gop-candiate-us-ukraine-may-be-involved-moscow-attack_n_66061c4ce4b0e166b2cd8ce9
This guy lost a GOP seat by being a nutcase. Now he’s back as an even bigger nutcase. Looks like that seat may stay blue for another two years.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@118 Well that will get him thrown out of the GOP, won’t it? Unless he makes up for it with abortion and book bans as penance.
RedReformed spews:
Brian Hanna on Xitter
The bridge collapsed because it was hit by a poorly maintained boat, owned by a company that punishes whistleblowers.
The media is focusing so much the bridge design instead of the corporate greed that has rust buckets sailing the ocean
SilasDood on Xitter
Boy I am sure glad off of trump’s deregulations didn’t have an adverse effect on our country’s infrastructure, transportation and emergency protocols.
Representative Republican Dan Meuser had an unusual take on the collapse of Baltimore’s Francis Scott Key Bridge: It’s not the government’s job to fix it.
Vote accordingly.
Vicious Troll spews:
Shorter Robinhood Dumbfuck Rabbit @ 120
Independent Voters spews:
@122
Let’s look at some OTHER moderate postions Youngkin has taken.
“Virginia Gov. Youngkin eyes a 15-week abortion ban as a ‘consensus’ voters would back”
“Let me be clear, I believe in the fundamental Right to Work. If anyone tries to bring me a bill that creates forced unionization, it will meet the business end of my veto pen.”
“Pursuant to Article V, Section 6, of the Constitution of Virginia, I veto House Bill 157 which
removes the farmworker exemption from the Virginia Minimum Wage Act.” Yep, it’s OK to pay farm workers (illegals?) lower than minimum wage.
“Pursuant to Article V, Section 6, of the Constitution of Virginia, I veto House Bill 974, which
allows certain evidence for specific injuries arising from employment related to workers’
compensation. ” Injured at work….fuck off.
“Pursuant to Article V, Section 6, of the Constitution of Virginia, I veto Senate Bill 696, which
requires a mandatory hearing to review reducing sentences for individuals currently incarcerated
or on community supervision for felony marijuana convictions.” Youngkin goes on to spout about the horrible unfairness of violent criminals and murders getting out of jail early when this bill SPECIFICALLY states convicts whose only conviction is for a non-violent felony possession.
“Virginia is closer to withdrawing from a regional carbon market at the end of the year following Republican Gov. Glenn Youngkin’s completion of a review of new regulations aimed at removing the state from the Regional Greenhouse Gas Initiative.”
All in for the conviceted rapist too/
Virginia Gov. Glenn Youngkin (R) endorsed Donald Trump for president Wednesday night, posting a message on the social media site X calling the former president the best choice for “strong leadership.”
“Voters in the Commonwealth and across the country have spoken loudly for President Donald J. Trump and I endorse him for President of the United States,”
Roger Rabbit spews:
@122 You’re the bullshitter. Youngkin is an extremist, and #123 shoves the facts of that matter up your ass. Deservedly, I should add.
RedReformed spews:
@118 Shorter Greedy racist incel. “Sure he raped those girls but he used a condom. That proves he’s a moderate and just wants to protect children. “
Roger Rabbit spews:
NOT GUILTY!! A Texas appeals court exonerated Crystal Mason of voting fraud yesterday by throwing out her conviction.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/texas-woman-sentenced-to-5-years-for-voting-error-finally-acquitted_n_6606e138e4b0f16f4a31d504
It’s undisputed that Mason was ineligible to vote in the 2016 election. But she didn’t know that, and a poll worker told her she could cast a provisional ballot, which wasn’t counted. Despite that she was sentenced to 5 years in prison for Voting While Black. Why it took Texas courts 6 years to set this atrocity straight is a mystery, and Texas being TexAss, I didn’t really expect this outcome, but the state that elects the likes of Ted Crud, Greg Abbott, and Ken Paxton finally did something right.
Unserious Twat spews:
OK, my bullshit claim about Youngkin was bullshit.
Now do “cosplaying grandmothers”.
Vicious Troll spews:
@ 123
Let’s look at some OTHER moderate postions Youngkin has taken.
“Virginia Gov. Youngkin eyes a 15-week abortion ban as a ‘consensus’ voters would back”
Those of you begging for Roe v. Wade to be codified? That’s what you’d get, essentially. Abortion until week 15 or so. That is a moderate position.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@128 You said, “That is a moderate position.” Really?
https://www.npr.org/sections/publiceditor/2022/10/07/1127431476/explaining-the-difference-between-15-and-24-weeks
As a doctor, you shouldn’t need that explained to you.
Women Voters spews:
@128
There’s a reason the right is always bleating about “Late Term” abortion but not “Late Terms.”
VA law, as is the law in many states allows abortion up to the third Trimester. That’s about 26 weeks. That’s also known as the ‘fetal viability standard’. Regionally, Ohio, Deleware, Pennsylvania set the same standard. in the region West Virginia Kentucky and Tennessee have enacted a complete ban and North Carolina until it goes full blue in 2024 has a 12 week standard.
Nice try.
RedReformed spews:
Trump seems to be adopting a strategy that Virginia Gov. Glenn Youngkin deployed unsuccessfully last year during his state’s legislative elections. Youngkin got several GOP candidates to support a 15-week abortion ban, thinking such a ban would serve as a consensus option that Virginia voters would find reasonable.
But he was wrong. Very wrong.
When all was said and done, Virginia Democrats held the state Senate and flipped the House of Delegates in their favor, dashing Youngkin’s hopes of imposing a decidedly conservative agenda. And with their anti-abortion extremism, Republicans may be headed toward a similar scenario at the national level.
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What do WOMEN think is the appropriate number of weeks and under what conditions? Because that’s all that really matters. When men can get pregnant, then they can have a say on abortion restrictions.
Women vote. And they are not voting for republicans.
RNC spews:
Because you fired the woman WE just fired we’re going to restrict your access to our convention.
RedReformed spews:
@132 I’m not seeing the downside. It’s not like it’s going hurt NBC’s ratings. The RNC audience don’t watch NBC in the first place. The people who do still watch NBC will appreciate the drop in Right Wing and Russian Propaganda.
Elijah Dominic McFuckhead spews:
Unless…
Vicious Troll spews:
The Biden administration decides that Israel should Finish Them.
U.S. signs off on more bombs, warplanes for Israel
Bombs away, bay-bee. Oh, and Genocide Joe sends his best!
Roger Rabbit spews:
@132 Who wants to listen to Kimberly Guilfoyle’s rant, anyway? Besides you, I mean.
Roger Rabbit spews:
@135 You like genocide, and if Joe likes genocide too, you should vote for him.