I’ll be back on the Kirby Wilbur Show, KVI-570, Tuesday morning at 7:30 am. Kirby and I will be discussing why Dino Rossi will surely lose his election contest.
Oh… I’ll also be back on The John Carlson Show, KVI-570, at 3:15 pm, discussing the same thing with John, and our good friend Stefan.
UPDATE:
If you’re interested, here is a clip from today’s show.
When Goldy’s a celebrity…
It’s adios reality.
Goldy can act just like a fool
And LEFTIST PINHEADS think he’s cool
Just cuz he’s on a Blog
Bein’ a celebrity!!
So Goldy…hitch up the wagons and head out West
To the land of the fun and the sun
Goldy’s a real world bachelor…a horsesass millionaire
HEY, HEY HOLLYWOOD….
HERE GOLDY COMES!!
Good grief.
OK, Cynical … how much does Goldy have to pay you to not post your rhymes anymore?
Their once was a lad named Goldy
Who could lie with the best and quite boldy
He could spout from his beak
enough Bullshit for a week
I’ll be damned if I know how the hellican
thatPrick@3–
Well…$11.37
You hear that Goldy? $11.37 is cheap for what you get. Hell, I’ll even chip in the 37 cents if it’ll get Cynical to shut the fuck up! (Do you accept stamps?)
thatPrick–
Do I accept stamps??? Are you trying to pay me off with fucking FOOD STAMPS!!! Typical LEFTIST PINHEAD….they have no shame.
I only accept cash!!
Goldy gets to cry on Barbara Walters
When things don’t go his way.
Goldy gets community service
No matter which law he breaks.
Goldy makes the Supermarket tabloids.
They write some awful stuff.
But the more they run Goldy’s name down
THE MORE GOLDY’s PRICE GOES UP!!!!!
Cuz when Goldy’s a celebrity
It’s adios reality.
Goldy acts just like a fool
And LEFTIST PINHEADS think he’s cool
Just cuz he’s on Kirby
Bein’ a celebrity!
Goldy–
Are you too much of a “weiner” to really attack anyone on the air. When Kirby growls at you, you will fold like a cheap suit.
And if by chance you do get really rabid….your hideous voice will take over and raise 2 octaves and you will sound like you are bullshitting.
I will be listening…
And offering my normal constructive criticism.
SUGGESTION:
Talk about Nick Handy tomorrow and his background and politics.
Also Handy’s wife.
Uh, not at 7:30 AM. That screechy voice, those high pitched whines. Arghhh!
He’s strutting his stuff
His chest all a puff
Goldy is thinking “I’m fine!”
When in fact, has a voice like a whine.
About himself he likes to cheer,
Tells his pals “Buy me a beer”
“Seattle libs do NOT cheat”
But that Goldy boy is ever so cheap.
Over to KVI he runs like a derby
First with Carlson the over on with Kirby,
His sweet little softballs he’ll gently go lob
Hoping ” Maybe, oh maybe they’ll give me a JOB!”
KVI lets one little lib roam
His name is just Alan Colmes
But Goldy could take on the night
If he could just get his thinking RIGHT
But Goldy, poor Goldy, just liberal to the core
So after John laughs, they show him the door:
“You’re good for a giggle, you’re sometimes a snore,
When this is all over we’ll call you no more.”
Then Goldy, his tail draggin over the grass
Will slink his butt back to dull HorsesAss.
His chin in a duck, his mood in the muck,
He’ll let out his typical “Oh Sh*t and Oh F*ck!”
Reply to 7
No, you idiot, POSTAGE stamps!
Cynical has too much time on his hands and needs to get a job.
Why are you two dolts wasting your time on this shit instead of watching the Miss Universe pageant? Di you both go fucking blind from Viagra?
Miss Universe 2005 Pageant: 9pm to 11pm King 5 TV
Why are you two dolts wasting your time on this shit instead of watching the Miss Universe pageant? Di you both go fucking blind from Viagra?
-Comment by Patrick— 5/30/05 @ 10:32 pm
-Comment by Patrick— 5/30/05 @ 10:27 pm
-Comment by Patrick— 5/30/05 @ 10:26 pm
Take a dolt break, Patrick?
Good Morning Governor Rossi–
VERY GOOD!!!
I’m impressed….which being oh so Cynical, doesn’t happen often.
Roses are red
Goldy’s askew
When Bridges busts King County
He’ll be one pissed off Jew!
Patrick, do you like seeing yourself in writing? You have to post multiple answers in a row. Why can’t you be like most normal humans and use just one post to answer multiple people?
Cynical, et. al. Keep the poems coming.
Pudster
A political test for the astute…
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans?
The answer can be found by posing the following question: You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
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Democrat’s Answer:
Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! ! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican’s Answer:
BANG!
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Southern Republican’s Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click…..(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?”
This is a metaphoric joke, but it’s the difference between coddling (or cuddling) and destroying the enemy.
Pudster
Puddybud @18 I have a better defining question for you… Who is the enemy and how do you identify them?
If you want some interesting documents on Bush’s actual military record, try awolbush.com
Where were you in ’72? Most of us ,including Kerry, can remember, but apparently Bush can’t. Must be the coke and alcohol.
There once was a fool named Cynical
Who thought his verse was the pinnacle.
But it was all cheap shots and doggeral
The guys full of folderol
and his tummy hangs out more than his dicky do.
A fraud-riddled brief
“We saw suspicious patterns!”
Poor Dino Rossi
haiku is the finest form of political poetry. Bravo, dj.
:)
I notice that the imaginary Islamic terrorist was armed only with a knife, but the American had a Glock semi-automatic pistol. Also, the idiotic Terrorist screamed oaths and attacked a man armed with a pistol with a knife! What would you do if the terrorist just hid somewhere and used a radio detonator to blow up you and your family and your pistol to boot? What if he gave you no time to negotiate or shoot at him. A ten year old could come up with a more realistic scenario than this. What I would do, as a Dem. in this instance is refer the author of the scenario for pschological counseling.
Reply to 18
Oh pleeeeease! That one’s been circulating on the internet for at least two years. Can’t you come up with something a little fresher?
Comment on 24
Too bad they’re not all stupid enough to bring a knife to a gunfight. At least our American Taliban have enough brains to bring a gun to a knife fight, gotta give ’em credit for that.
They don’t have very many brains, though. Among the Memorial Day Holiday casualties this year is a 4-year-old boy in Minnesota who was shot to death by a yahoo firing a pistol at a paper target at a picnic where little kids where running around.
Goldy,
Kirby described you as the “Democrat Stefan Sharkansy”. Still the Stefan’s shadow.
By the way, for those of you new to Seattle, it’s illegal to carry a knife within the city limits but guns are OK. So make sure you pack a gun instead of a knife, so you won’t get arrested and pay a big fine in muni court.
The reason for this is state law preempts local regulation of gun possession (I support this law btw) but municipalities are free to ban knives. Ergo, a Seattle muni ordinance prohibits knives, but Seattle can’t ban guns.
Darn that constitution. Also can’t ban speech by those right wing rascals.
I’ve got a question for all you right wing folks who so thoughfully post your encouraging, helpful, and oh so kind comments here. Isn’t it enough that you can circle jerk yourselves over at soundpolitics? Do you really have to spew your vitriol here too?
And while I’m at it, why doesn’t fair-minded, high and mighty Mr. Sharkansky allow opposing viewpoints on his blog? I guess your kind just enjoy the mutual-masturbatory environment over there at SP.
You should be grateful (and gracious) that Goldy allows your kind to troll around here.
Oh God, the noisy little bug reincarnated as rwb.
I wish I could ryme
’cause i’d post all the time
and explain to the righities
that i think their tighty-whites
have cut off the circulation to their brains
Rwb@30,
First of all what is the liberal obsession with the term “circle jerk”, what you do in your own time ought to be kept to yourselves.
Secondly, well many of us wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for the likes of DanW, Headless Lucy, Nelson et al trolling Sound Politics spewing their vitriolic crap.
Sharkansky DOES allow opposing viewpoints – and he doesn’t censor your words either. You can use the properly spelled version of the word “soshialist” without the post disappearing.
Goldy likes the hit count I suspect. And he even likes the publicicty that the mostly “right wing” media has offered him. Funny that that the liberal media isn’t paying Goldy nearly as much attention.
The lefties are blogging
at Goldy’s little place
they ignore the facts
when in front of their face
They post from home,
the library or work,
then all they can talk
about is the term “circle jerk”
I don’t know how many times I’ve tried to post on SP and the words come up:”You are not allowed to post here!” Or, the wording in a post has been changed deliberately. There’s no free speech at SP. If an Islamic terrorist attacked a Glock wielding Rep with a knife, the Rep would probably shoot a four year old behind a paper target and then look for a circle jerk to participate in at SP.
The sycophants over at SP are embarrasing. I think Steve Sharansky is a terrible staistician and a fourth rate rabble rousing propagandist.
tj@23–
Haiku my ass.
More like a hai-kuku!
I am proud to be the promotor of HorseAss rhyme.
It makes for fun reading most of the time.
But when the LEFTIST PINHEADS try to get clever
They fall on their face.
Because their ILK is forever
God’s only mistake!
Another mistake,
the good lord did make
was letting you wake
with pen in hand
and distrust in heart.
You fuss and fight
with all of your might
point fingers and blame,
but your all the same.
(good Lord it’s lame)
We know what your up to
slinging do-do at you-hoo,
but the bigger you think
the farther you sink
away like a turd in a bowl!
So follow the fool to war
it doesnt matter what for
as long as the target
has the Quran around it
we can call it “mission accomplished”.
is their blood red?
it dosent matter cause their free
so it is written
DamageD–
Naaah–
You are trying too hard to impress us with your less than considerable skills. Perhaps the upper-crust LEFTIST PINHEADS appreciate your work. It don’t impress me much! I prefer Redneck Humor.
Q@35,
People have been banned from HA too.
Thats okay Cyn, you don’t impress me much either. Of corse, your appreciation is not why I post.
pbj @ 40
People have been banned from HA too.
Once again you demonstrate yourself to be the village idiot around here.
Goldy has never banned people from HA. He has had one person’s posts held for approval after that individual exhibited some very poor judgement (spoofing Goldy!). That persons posts have gotten through, but with a delay.
Also, Goldy does not censor or change words. The blogging software has a list of terms that automatically triggers the post to be held. Also, posts with too many links are automatically held to avoid porn-bots from posting. In each case, Goldy then must approve the post, and as far as I can tell, he lets every human post through.
Please, please try to be more informed on the topics you post on, rather than spewing bullshit.
Who has been banned from HA, pbj?
Reply to 39
“I prefer Redneck Humor.”
Q: How do you know when you’re attending a redneck wedding?
A: When the groom is complaining this is his third marriage and he still has the same in-laws!
Q: How do you know when you’re having dinner with a redneck family?
A: When the father keeps yelling at his 12-year-old daughter to stop smoking at the dinner table because it’s setting a bad example for her kids.
There are several posters who have complained of this. VCRW for one compained of this over at Sound Politics.
thatPrick@43–
Maybe we need to get Jeff Foxworthy’s book and keep posting some good American Redneck humor to change the tone around here!
What say you?
Why is a woman like a hurricane???
Cuz she’s wet when she comes….
And she takes your house and car when she leaves!
DJ @42,
pbj knows full well that nobody has been banned at HA. (Though JCH does still have his comments held for approval.) But pbj keeps saying people have been banned, because the righty strategy has always been to repeat things often enough until people believe they are true.
Ah the voice of truth (as far as this blogs rules go) speaks!
And rules that pbj is fos!
Sophisticated people invest in their stock portfoilo,
a redneck invests in commerative plates!
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