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Tim Eyman is Gross

by Carl Ballard — Wednesday, 9/24/14, 5:16 pm

Part I’ve-lost-count in an infinity part list.

This time he’s spamming out pictures of children with a gun pointed at their heads.

Constantine’s courageous call for the Legislature to repeal I-747 got Eyman’s attention, as did his proposal to send King County voters a levy to fund early childhood and youth services next year. Prompted by Constantine’s speech, Eyman decided to go fishing for media coverage by sending out an attack email with a false, derogatory subject line (“King County Exec Dow Constantine: “Pay higher property taxes or I’m throwing kids with diabetes under the bus”).

Along with his screed, Eyman enclosed a disgusting image of a woman holding a gun to a baby’s head, which he obtained from the Huffington Post.

As with so much of Tim Eyman’s bullshit, you don’t know if it makes more sense to address the substance or to point out the disgusting nature of the stunt. I think in this case, you have to go with the stunt. Holy shit! Kids with guns pointed at their head because you disagree with something the Exec said about you? That’s so awful, I can’t even comprehend it.

Even if the substance of Eyman’s argument somehow made sense — and it never does — that’s still no. Just no. Hell, I have a lower opinion of HuffPo and Tim Eyman because they both thought that picture was appropriate at various times, and I wouldn’t have thought that was possible.

And sure, people fuck up sometimes. If this was an isolated incident, I’d say give him the benefit of the doubt. But it’s long past that point with Eyman.

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  1. 1

    eponymous coward spews:

    Wednesday, 9/24/14 at 7:03 pm

    I can just see Eyman going “I learned it by watching you!”

    http://horsesass.org/wp-conten.....ller-2.jpg

    (Of course, Eyman’s a horse’s ass.)

  2. 2

    MattockMan spews:

    Wednesday, 9/24/14 at 9:07 pm

    The only good thing that Eyman has ever done is giving Goldy the impetus to file a petition declaring him a Horses Ass. This is the first time I heard about David and here I am years later. Other than that he is and always has been a cheesy salesman. He used to sell cheap watches to frat boys, now he sells initiatives to the low informed voters.

  3. 3

    teslick spews:

    Wednesday, 9/24/14 at 9:35 pm

    Well, remember, without donors, Eyman is just another crazy-type person. How he still keeps getting the big checks is beyond me…

  4. 4

    HappyHeathen spews:

    Wednesday, 9/24/14 at 11:05 pm

    For the most part, people have come to the realization that giving Timmy money is a terrible waste.

  5. 5

    Puddybud - The ONE and Only spews:

    Friday, 9/26/14 at 10:33 pm

    It always amazes Puddy when s conservative uses libtard email methods and headlines invented by libtards the libtards get all upset…

    Eyman decided to go fishing for media coverage by sending out an attack email with a false, derogatory subject line (“King County Exec Dow Constantine: “Pay higher property taxes or I’m throwing kids with diabetes under the bus”).

    Puddy remembers when libtards claimed Newt Gingrich was going to starve children. Now that was A-OK. Yet when Eyman does something similar oh no…

    Do HA libtards and Dow Constantine think this state, ruled by low information voting DUMMOCRETINS, need to be cajoled into voting their way or else? Seems so! Didn’t the state have a 5.4% increase in tax receipts in 2013?

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