Over on Slog, Paul Constant remarks on how sadly difficult it is for conservative critics like the execrable Jonah Goldberg to put politics aside and just enjoy Star Trek for what is, and it reminded me of my only real conversation with Michael Medved.
We were chatting about holiday films, and while we both agreed that it was beautifully animated, it turns out we equally hated the film Happy Feet. Medved, who of course originally made his name as a movie reviewer, went on and on about the film’s preachy, environmental message, complaining about the unproven science of global warming, and how the movie distorted facts to its young audience. I, who made my name as a political crackpot, complained about the movie’s boring, meandering, and disjointed script.
It turns out that Medved hated Happy Feet because of its message, while I just hated it because it was a crappy movie. Huh.
GBS spews:
Medved is just another tool who conveniently dodged the Vietnam War in the 60’s and then became a war hawk when he was too old to serve.
FUCK HIM!! Just like Flush Limbaugh.
Funny part is, he complains about the “unproven science of global warming” and yet has ZERO problems devoting a major portion of his life to the scientifically unproven existence of God.
GBS spews:
Can anyone who doesn’t believe in the science of global warming scientifically prove the existence of God?
Mark Centz spews:
Well of course he couldn’t complain about not liking because it’s a crappy movie. He didn’t ‘make his bones’ as just another reviewer, but as the guy who invented The Golden Turkeys. If he hated bad, boring movies, he couldn’t have sat through so many of them. Perhaps that’s why he can sit through his own radio programs every night.
Broadway Joe spews:
Some people just have to politicize everything.
proud leftist spews:
Today’s conservatives politicize everything. Every event that occurs, no matter how remote it would seem from the political field, can be viewed from a partisan perspective if your mind works like that of Puddy, Cynical, or Little Ricky D.
ArtFart spews:
3 “Perhaps that’s why he can sit through his own radio programs every night.”
Good for him. I can’t…or really, why should I bother.
I used to listen to ‘winger radio, and in particular to KVI, in the early 90’s. This was partly because my job had me driving between here and Portland a fair amount, and I needed something to jar my senses enough to keep me awake during the trip. During that time, Medved morphed from someone who at times nearly sounded reasonable into a screechy protofascist drone.
Marvin Stamn spews:
Of course it’s only right-wingers politicizing star trek.
Except for…
http://www.dailykos.com/story/.....ive-Future
http://trekmovie.com/2008/11/0.....president/
http://www.channel4.com/film/r.....8;page=all
Marvin Stamn spews:
Hey chickenshit, you keep dodging the questions about your brothers and sisters in the military. I don’t blame you.
Confirmed atrocities by U.S. forces in Vietnam were more extensive than was previously known.
I like how your fellow lefties talk about you and your fellow baby killers (from the above link)…
the pigs and their sycophants will do anything to win.
Apology is not the wrong-wingers strong suit. They will simply start getting red in the face and declare, at the top of their sycophantic lungs, “WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”? They they will pull a quick “Look! Over there! A turban!”… And the fools will rush in droves to vote for them.
Damn, that sounds exactly like you. And you even call me: Sheik al Marvin. What a “wrong-winger” you are.
Female U.S. soldiers serving in Iraq and Afghanistan have more to fear than roadside bombs or enemy ambushes. They also are at risk of being raped or sexually assaulted by fellow soldiers.
Why haven’t you apologized to the women your “brothers” have raped? Oh yeah, your “cunt” insults explain why you won’t apologize.
And lets not forget how john f kerry outed your brothers & sisters as baby killing women rapers. Why won’t you apologize for that?
Do you share the views of murtha that the marines savagely killed in cold blood? Were you one of those guys, cause if you were, maybe I would be scared of some psycho like you with a gun. I’m sure it’s not fun to be shot in the back.
Were you one of these soldiers that raped and got away with it?
As far as your claim about the right not supporting the troops, well, we all know that’s bullshit. All you need to do is look at protests by lefties and protests by righties.
What is fragging, is that a good thing, it must be since some on the left want it.
http://therealrevo.com/blog/wp.....he_war.jpg
This is how some people on the left support the troops.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WMpS.....test.1.gif
Feel free you provide some links to back up your absurd bullshit claim about people on the right not supporting the troops.
Marvin Stamn spews:
Hey chickenshit, you keep dodging the questions about your brothers and sisters in the military. I don’t blame you.
Confirmed atrocities by U.S. forces in Vietnam were more extensive than was previously known.
I like how your fellow lefties talk about you and your fellow baby killers (from the above link)…
the pigs and their sycophants will do anything to win.
Apology is not the wrong-wingers strong suit. They will simply start getting red in the face and declare, at the top of their sycophantic lungs, “WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”? They they will pull a quick “Look! Over there! A turban!”… And the fools will rush in droves to vote for them.
Damn, that sounds exactly like you. And you even call me: Sheik al Marvin. What a “wrong-winger” you are.
Female U.S. soldiers serving in Iraq and Afghanistan have more to fear than roadside bombs or enemy ambushes. They also are at risk of being raped or sexually assaulted by fellow soldiers.
Why haven’t you apologized to the women your “brothers” have raped? Oh yeah, your “cunt” insults explain why you won’t apologize.
And lets not forget how john f kerry outed your brothers & sisters as baby killing women rapers. Why won’t you apologize for that?
Do you share the views of murtha that the marines savagely killed in cold blood? Were you one of those guys, cause if you were, maybe I would be scared of some psycho like you with a gun. I’m sure it’s not fun to be shot in the back.
As far as your claim about the right not supporting the troops, well, we all know that’s bullshit. All you need to do is look at protests by lefties and protests by righties.
What is fragging, is that a good thing, it must be since some on the left want it.
http://therealrevo.com/blog/wp.....he_war.jpg
This is how some people on the left support the troops.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WMpS.....test.1.gif
Feel free you provide some links to back up your absurd bullshit claim about people on the right not supporting the troops.
correctnotright spews:
A good movie for republicans?
The NR recently went through a list of “good republican” movies…..their criteria were that the moives had to have some type of “American values”.
What a joke!
Here are the top 6:
1. The Lives of Others (2007) – I’ve never seen it but it is about government surveillance – from the same people who brought you illegal wiretapping and torture.
2. The Incredibles (2004) – Excuse me – a funny little kids pic – but number 2 movie of all time for conservatives? Wow, the barrel is not too big is it? And it is republican because….family values? People who are different?
3. Metropolitan (1990) – Never seen it. Not supposed to be that good.
4. Forrest Gump (1994) – Contrived, but well acted. So what?
5. 300 (2007) – Why? Why is this the 5th best conservative film? The orignal film was much better.
6. Groundhog Day (1993) – Again, what is conservative about this. This was an amusing film but not the 6th best in history.
What a sorry list. Not one of these would rate as a true classic film (like Casablanca, Citizen Kane, chinatown, Schindlers List or Lawrence of Arabia).
Roger Rabbit spews:
In a capitalist society a movie doesn’t have to be good; it only has to make money. A movie that sells tickets can be anything — boring, polemical, bombastic, absurd, awful … John Wayne’s The Green Berets proved that.
Daddy Love spews:
What’s new?
I mean, don’t (today’s) conservatives appraach EVERYTHING through the prism of how it supports their narrow, rigid, reality-denying ideology?
Whatever does is by definition Good.
Whatever does not is by definition Evil.
Broadway Joe spews:
CnR:
Here’s the plot summary from Metropolitan, from IMDb:
“In an apartment on Manhattan a couple of friends from the New York upper-class meet almost every night to talk about social mobility, play bridge and discuss Fourier’s socialism; the cynic Nick, the philosophical Charlie, party girl Sally and austenite Audrey. They are joined by Tom. His background is much simpler and he is critical of their way of life. But he finds a soul mate in Audrey, who without his knowledge falls in love with him.”
Honestly, I have no idea why anyone would want to watch this steaming piece of ostentatious crap. Yuppie brats talking endlessly about how superior they are to everyone else, oooh how fun! Maybe it was the mention of ‘socialism’? Perhaps the Wrong see it as a scathing expose of ‘librul elites’. Amazingly, Rotten Tomatoes rates it at 92%, pretty damn high for them.
Oswald Spengler spews:
Two thumbs up!! Up what?
Particle Man spews:
I expected a rant over the updated tag at the end: “to boldly go where no HUMAN has gone before”
I mean, they got the gender thing fixed but the wording is still racist.