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The coming Republican revival

by Goldy — Wednesday, 12/2/09, 4:24 pm


Zombie Reagan Raised From Grave To Lead GOP

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  1. 1

    sarge spews:

    Wednesday, 12/2/09 at 4:46 pm

    The funniest part was the EPA losing the Endangered Species List.

  2. 2

    GaryS spews:

    Wednesday, 12/2/09 at 6:06 pm

    So, that’s what Puddy looks like!

  3. 3

    GaryS spews:

    Wednesday, 12/2/09 at 6:07 pm

    Brutally funny!

  4. 4

    nolaguy spews:

    Wednesday, 12/2/09 at 8:10 pm

    Partisan Politics – A fool’s game for the masses

    [Copied text deleted]

  5. 5

    Alki Postings spews:

    Wednesday, 12/2/09 at 8:40 pm

    MAAAAAGGGGGG ARRRRRGGHH ERRRRRRRRR

  6. 6

    my ancestors came from Europe spews:

    Wednesday, 12/2/09 at 9:42 pm

    For many years I’ve called these right wing fiends ugly.

    Belaboring the obvious perhaps but it is what it is.

    Too funny!

  7. 7

    proud leftist spews:

    Wednesday, 12/2/09 at 9:51 pm

    Freaking brilliant. Given that the GOP views Reagan as the second coming of Christ, I think that party would elect his assbone as its nominee for president if the party could figure out how to animate his assbone.

  8. 8

    Empty Suit Obama spews:

    Wednesday, 12/2/09 at 9:54 pm

    I’m just wondering how well the worms are doing after feeding for months on Teddy Kennedy’s ample carcass. By most estimates, and judging by his weight, they’ve got another couple of years to get them bones clean.

    Mary Jo must be smiling…peace at last, peace at last

  9. 9

    Reardon Metal spews:

    Wednesday, 12/2/09 at 10:24 pm

    re 8: Ted Kennedy was smarter and had more heart with terminal brain cancer than Reagan ever was on his best day.

    Reagan was an empty, vapid pitchman for the political snake oil that you call conservatism. It’s the best you can do.

    But it’s not enough.

  10. 10

    ArtFart spews:

    Wednesday, 12/2/09 at 11:13 pm

    @9 You got it. His tenure in office was like an eight-year-long episode of General Electric Theater.

  11. 11

    my ancestors came from Europe spews:

    Thursday, 12/3/09 at 12:25 am

    8 – Gee a right winger dancing on Ted Kennedy’s grave. How original. What ever will the right wing do without Teddy and their phony tears for Mary Jo?

    There’s never peace for the right winger. The right winger’s deep self loathing keeps him at eternal war with himself.

  12. 12

    Jared spews:

    Thursday, 12/3/09 at 2:25 am

    Self loathing is only one aspect of the conservative’s dilemma.

    Self hate and self disgust are primary factors.

  13. 13

    Mr. Cynical spews:

    Thursday, 12/3/09 at 5:21 am

    This poll shows the current state of the Democrats–

    Tuesday, December 01, 2009

    The number of Americans identifying themselves as Democrats fell by nearly two percentage points in November. Added to declines earlier in the year, the number of Democrats in the nation has fallen by five percentage points during 2009. In November, 36.0% of American adults said they were Democrats. That’s down from 37.8% a month ago and the lowest number of Democrats since December 2005. See the History of Party Trends from January 2004 to the present.

    The number of Republicans inched up by just over a point in November to 33.1%. That’s within the narrow range that Republicans have experienced throughout 2009 – from a low of 31.9% to a high of 33.6%. The number of adults not affiliated with either party grew half a point last month to 30.8%.

    With 30.8% considering themselves not affiliated and that group overwhelmingly detesting Obama and Democrats…there you have it! It will be a loooooooong 2010 in Democratville. I know the KLOWNS are having a tough time wrapping their l’il PINHEADS around this monumental collapse…but their denial doesn’t make it not so.

  14. 14

    Mr. Cynical spews:

    Thursday, 12/3/09 at 5:24 am

    Making fun of dead people is classless.
    Hence, you have the HA regulars giggling at Goldy’s sophomoric attempts at jackass humor.

    Better than talking about Obama and Gregoire’s massive failures if you are a Democrat!

  15. 15

    Mr. Cynical spews:

    Thursday, 12/3/09 at 5:28 am

    Speaking of a lack of creativity Goldy…
    You continue to post nonsense that all the Worldwide Lunatic webistes post.
    There are 11,500 Google hits on this and endless Leftist Blogs posting the same thing.
    For example, from the Onion.

    http://www.theonion.com/conten.....from_grave

    Darryl, according to your rules, you should DELETE Goldy’s thread.
    All he did was copy and paste with NO COMMENTARY!!

    Whats the matter Darryl…no house rules for threads???
    TOO DAMN FUNNY!

    GotchaSucker!

  16. 16

    Empty Suit Obama spews:

    Thursday, 12/3/09 at 6:47 am

    6. my ancestors came from Europe spews:

    Too funny! [reacting to video of zombie Reagan]

    11. my ancestors came from Europe spews:

    Gee a right winger dancing on Ted Kennedy’s grave.How original. What ever will the right wing do without Teddy and their phony tears for Mary Jo?

    Yeah, hilarious how ones mood changes in just a few posts. Ted Kennedy, The lyin’ liberal, was a collossal dunce, sot and failure in life…and a murderer to boot.

    You lot are in for a rude awakening in 2010 and 2012. Put the suicide hotline on speed dial, ’cause the revival, she is a comin’

  17. 17

    Rujax! spews:

    Thursday, 12/3/09 at 6:47 am

    The Cyniklown’s gettin’ his hate on early this morning. Lot’s of hatin’ to do today Mr. Vile Prick, better get after it!

  18. 18

    Mr. Cynical spews:

    Thursday, 12/3/09 at 6:51 am

    17. Rujax! spews:

    The Cyniklown’s gettin’ his hate on early this morning. Lot’s of hatin’ to do today Mr. Vile Prick, better get after it!

    Ummmmmmmmmmmmm. what specifically did I say that is “hateful”?? You use that “hot word” for emphasis because you are a hollow vessel.
    When in doubt, call the other guy hateful…right?

    Read my Posts @ 13-15 again KLOWN.
    I’m waiting for your specifics (which will never come).

  19. 19

    Rujax! spews:

    Thursday, 12/3/09 at 6:56 am

    16. Empty Suit Obama spews:

    Yeah, hilarious how ones mood changes in just a few posts. Ted Kennedy, The lyin’ liberal, was a collossal dunce, sot and failure in life…and a murderer to boot.

    12/03/2009 at 6:47 am

    Sure. St. Ronny Ray-gun cared so much for thee folks that elected him that he started the assault on the middle classs by breaking the air Traffic Controllers Union. He also ran up unprecidented deficits and conducted secret wars for US Corporations in Latin America…not to mention playing politics with the lives of the hostages held by Iran so he could win the Presidency.

    Yep, a real fucking $$$$weetheart that guy. Another shitty right-wing actor too.

  20. 20

    Rujax! spews:

    Thursday, 12/3/09 at 6:58 am

    The Vile Prick is calling ME out????

    YIKES!

    (go fuck you’re goats asshole…)

  21. 21

    lebowski spews:

    Thursday, 12/3/09 at 7:12 am

    rujax completed another succesful evening of throwing rocks through church windows and spray painting swastikas on church doors…

    is this guy on anybody’s hate crime watch list yet? he should be…

  22. 22

    Darryl spews:

    Thursday, 12/3/09 at 8:01 am

    “Darryl, according to your rules, you should DELETE Goldy’s thread.”

    Really? I think you are confusing posts with comments. FWIW, I have deleted at least one of Goldy’s comments….

    “All he did was copy and paste with NO COMMENTARY!!”

    In fact, not. What Goldy did was post a link. That is all those embedded videos are! What would be a violation of fair us would be for Goldy to host the content without consent. (Content providers encourage links, and build a tool into the player software to make it easy to do.)

    “TOO DAMN FUNNY! GotchaSucker!”

    Typical wingnut delusion. (Hint: first you have to know what you are talking about.)

  23. 23

    Mr. Cynical spews:

    Thursday, 12/3/09 at 8:30 am

    20. Rujax! spews:

    The Vile Prick is calling ME out????

    YIKES!

    (go fuck you’re goats asshole…)

    I knew you couldn’t specify the “hatred” you alleged!! Like a l’il kid, you can only resort to vulgarity.
    TOO DANG FUNNY!

  24. 24

    Mr. Cynical spews:

    Thursday, 12/3/09 at 8:31 am

    Darryl–
    I didn’t think you wanted anyone to just post links??

  25. 25

    Rujax! spews:

    Thursday, 12/3/09 at 9:37 am

    23. Mr. Cynical spews:

    20. Rujax! spews:

    The Vile Prick is calling ME out????

    YIKES!

    (go fuck your goats asshole…)

    I knew you couldn’t specify the “hatred” you alleged!! Like a l’il kid, you can only resort to vulgarity.
    TOO DANG FUNNY!

    12/03/2009 at 8:30 am

    OH! the Vile Prick forgets ALL ABOUT the invective he barfs all over this site on a daily basis.

    Typical.

  26. 26

    Rujax! spews:

    Thursday, 12/3/09 at 9:40 am

    Fuck…you fucking trolls ought to be HAPPY!!

    You’ve got another moderate Republican in the White House.

    If only he was white….

  27. 27

    Rujax! spews:

    Thursday, 12/3/09 at 10:15 am

    THIS will help!!!!

    http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.....?ref=fpblg

    Senate GOPers: It’s Al Franken’s Fault We’re Being Attacked For Votes Against Anti-Rape Amendment

    The Politico reports that Senate Republicans are outraged at Sen. Al Franken (D-MN) due to their votes against an amendment he introduced, to crack down on the rape of employees of military contractors, now being used against them:

    The Republicans are steamed at Franken because partisans on the left are using a measure he sponsored to paint them as rapist sympathizers — and because Franken isn’t doing much to stop them.

    Poor babies.

  28. 28

    Darryl spews:

    Thursday, 12/3/09 at 11:10 am

    Mr. Cynical,

    “I didn’t think you wanted anyone to just post links??”

    What gave you that idea?

    A comment consisting of only a link without commentary is acceptable, provided it otherwise meets the comment policy. Hence, it must be germane to the post (or the conversation that evolved from the post). Also, repeatedly posting the same link would be frowned upon.

    A good rule-of-thumb is this: Ask yourself, “Is the comment part of a discussion?” If not, consider not posting it.

    Back to links: I recommend commenting with a link. It may entice more people to visit it. But commentary isn’t strictly necessary.

    I do discourage putting multiple links in a single comment. Sometimes it is fine. Other times, the spam service (Akismet) holds the post and start classifying all subsequent comments as spam. We have very little control over this besides freeing the trapped comments…it is a centralized, automated service. But it prevents hundreds of real spam messages from being posted to comment threads each day.

    Hope that helps clarify things.

  29. 29

    Mr. Cynical spews:

    Thursday, 12/3/09 at 1:27 pm

    Why thank you Darryl for your civil lesson in legal blogging.
    You never even called me a name!

    I’m sure you’ll conjure something up soon though. It must have been an oversight on your part….DUMBASS!

  30. 30

    Mr. Cynical spews:

    Thursday, 12/3/09 at 1:35 pm

    Here is some great Republican advice to Obama–

    Douglas Holtz-Eakin, a former head of the Congressional Budget Office who had been 2008 Republican nominee Sen. John McCain’s chief economic adviser, said that the single best thing Obama could do to create jobs was “to reverse course on a dangerous agenda of debt-financed spending, crippling regulation, expensive mandates, and intrusive government expansion.”

    That is the bottom-line.
    Massive deficit spending and government growth merely “kicks the can” of fiscal responsibility to the next generation….only it will be much, much worse.
    I know some of you KLOWNS understand how Compound Interest works.
    Think about it.
    And explain it to Rujax, Headless & YLB

  31. 31

    Darryl spews:

    Thursday, 12/3/09 at 2:31 pm

    Mr. Cynical,

    “Why thank you Darryl for your civil lesson in legal blogging.”

    You’re welcome.

    “You never even called me a name!”

    Oh, man…what a dumbass I was to pass up that opportunity.

    “It must have been an oversight on your part….DUMBASS!”

    Exactly!

  32. 32

    Politically Incorrect spews:

    Thursday, 12/3/09 at 2:50 pm

    I won’t be voting for a Republican for anything ever again. Of course, I won’t be voting for a Democrat for anything ever again, too.

    I’ll check out other parties from now on. Dems and Reps are cutting it for me anymore.

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