I would like to alert my fan (singular) that I will not be posting for a while due to a long-scheduled vacation. I’m going to go research my cultural heritage at the John Brown Museum and Cabin, in hopes of developing a line of John Brown license plate holders and car antenna flags.
I’m also envisioning some silver on black John Brown mudflaps. I really don’t understand why the accessory options are limited to the Confederate side. This could be an entirely new market.
I think you should sell Rope Art, too, to remind our rebel friends what happens to people who try to violently overthrow the U.S. Government. http://tinyurl.com/dxamkd
I’ll look forward to your return and your thoughtful posts.
Jon
I do drive a big pickup truck and could use the mud flaps of which you speak. Currently, mud flap choices are (a) the shape of a Playboy bunny; or (b) the Confederate flag. You may well be on to something. BTW, I’ll miss your posts.
Have a good vacation. Can’t fit mudflaps on a Prius, I guess, confederate or otherwise.
Jon–
Your fan (aka ByeByeGoober) has launched one of the most vulgar, disgusting weeks of posting here on HA in blogging history. Now I understand why…he’s gonna miss you! Kind of creepy though, dontcha think?
proud loony drives a gaz guzzler truck? naaaaaaaaaah. You should nominate yourself for the golden goat this week.
Tooooooooooooooo
Damnnnnnnnnnnnn
Funnnnnnnnnnnnny
@6 It’s environmentally friendly because he converted it to run on hot air from gasbags like you.
@5 Mr. Klynical spew: “vulgar, disgusting” “creepy”
The only thing vulgar, disgusting and creepy around here is the obvious pleasure Puddy gets from having your head up his ass.
Hey, there’s nothing wrong with putting on Confederate battle flag mudflaps…
as long as you put ’em on with the emblem to the front, where they get sprayed with the mud and road debris.
… some silver on black John Brown mudflaps …
Black John Brown will certainly appreciate being used for product placement, but we’ll keep using our silver on black hotties-with-big-boobs mudflaps. Thanks anyway. Have a nice vacation. Have a nice day. Don’t come back.