On this Thanksgiving Day — as on all days — I am thankful for the greatest run-on sentence in human history:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.
There is nothing more American than dissent.
Amen, enjoy your turkey day!
Happy Thanksgiving!
I hope you CLOWNS enjoy your Free-Range Tofurkey!
I also find it very interesting that it’s always the CLOWNS who want folks like me, Puddy, MTR, christmasghost et al exercising their right to free speech to “GO AWAY”.
I have ALWAYS encouraged CLOWNS to speak freely and often! They are their own worst enemy!
So Goldy…God Bless you for standing by your principles. Your toughest challenge will not be from people like me….but from the crazed LEFTIST PINHEADS you are in bed with!
Think about it.
The funniest radio interview I ever heard was Michael Medved interviewing the biggest CLOWN on the Berkeley City Council. It was hysterical!! Medved allowed her to talk, and talk and talk! All Michael did for nearly an hour was tell this loon how “fascinated” and “amazed” he was be her arguments and positions. Michael never interrupted her. He just let her talk and talk and talk.
Others who heard that interview about a year ago still remember it.
I encourage you CLOWNS to KEEP TALKING….NEVER GO AWAY!!!
Do Democrats celebrate Thanksgiving, or is Thanksgiving a “white racist” thing?
Happy Thanksgiving to you as well:
Cynical Irrelevant Clown
This is where our founding fathers went wrong. They didn’t realize that the programmed fanatics & non-thinking booberosity could put a president in office who cannot read or understand a simple sentence, and would therefore ignore such a “wordy” one. Awful glad people like Mr. Cynical are around to defend Dubyah, even with the usual Royalist arrogance. (Although it is like defending the Inquisition) Otherwise we would have to listen to his poorly worded and meaningless drivel.
I’m new to this blog, so I haven’t seen how Mr C defended Regan’s treason or GWB’s WMD lie. That must have been hilarious. Pomposity is so entertaining.
Love the Sea-Tac area. You people are great. Happy Thanksgiving
Good Morning!
Mr Cynical wants me to be quiet because I don’t agree with him. In fact he would like all of us to move “back to where we came from” so he and his kind may live a life of blissful ignorance. Free from those of us who would disagree and only speak up to annoy him.
Well, Mr. Cynical, explain a 36 percent approval rating for the President. That is a failing grade. There are 20 percent hardcore right wingers in this country and 20 percent hardcore left wingers, the 60 percent that is left are really centrists. They decide the course we will take.
Newflash: the 60 percent centrist block is now swinging back to the left side of the pendulum. Enjoy the next few months, your reign of power is about to end. Can you say President Obama or President Hillary Clinton? Enjoy your turkey as you choke on that for a while.
Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!
Dug
Dear Dug,
Did you mean “Reign of Terror” instead? The Royalist Torqemada crowd on the right, don’t believe in the Constitution unless it suits their own nefarious and/or monetary needs. To have back a government that is responsive to it’s People and not corporations would be so contrary to their vision of a Perfect (can you say 1984?) world.
Love you NW people,.
And again, even to the “righties”, Happy Thanksgiving.
Amen Goldy…
It was good while it lasted!
Happy Thanksgiving Goldy.
I’m thankful today that the right wing domination of the national discourse seems to be drawing to a close.
Like Goldy, I’m thankful that we are a society based on the rule of law, dedicated to equality for all and freedom of political and religious expression.
We all may not agree on all things, or anything…but we are all the same in the eyes of the Creator…and it’s great “knowing” all of you.
This is where our founding fathers went wrong. -Comment by Observer— 11/24/05 @ 10:23 am
I cannot think of a more arrogant sentance…especially on Thanksgiving …unbelievable.
With that attitude, why bother celebrating?
Gee Whiz mr. HowCanYouBePROUDtobeAn ASS,
I didn’t realize I offended you people by pointing out that you are pompous. Please forgive this PROUD To BE An AmericanAss. I know it is “unbelievable” but then again, you Royalists ignored the rabble in America until we tweaked your nose in 1776. Hope you and King George enjoy the holidays anyway. After all we are in America and not The Colonies.
Happy Thanksgiving to Goldy and her friends especially. They are the knowlegeable kind your type should be afraid of.
When you question the wisdom of the Founding Fathers, in effect smugly declaring that YOU know better than they what their intention was for this country THEY founded, you are NOT BELIEVABLE (in other words, you are a liar or you are self delusional) about being “proud to be an American”.
That’s like saying “I’m proud of my wife but gosh I wish she was better looking, not fat, not stupid and I wish I didn’t hate to be seen with her in public”…
So which are you… a liar or self delusional?
Hello.
Everyone can say what they want when talking about their opposite and equal counterparts, but I am truly thankful we live in a country where we CAN fight amongst ourselves. I find it a bit sad at times that we as a people have truly forgotten how special our nation really is, and quote the constitution and our laws without fully comprehending what they mean. To all of you, I wish you a good Thanksgiving (including the extremists on both sides) and hope it is a happy time for all.
Domo.
Thank you Left behind. I wholeheartedly agree.
I’m thankful we live in a country where we can speak our minds, influence the politians we elect to work for us and that we can participate in our selected faith without fear of reprisal.
When we look with an honest eye at some of the other countries, large and small, influential and non, it is THEN we have to admit America does most things right… first and foremost being cornerstone of freedom and more importantly, the champion of freedom for others.
I’m not sure that I agree with you, Goldy. I mean, those 45 words are immensely important and invaluable, but they wouldn’t be of much use without this 52-word run-on sentence stating our democratic (and Democratic) values:
We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
Happy Thanksgiving to all (and I do mean all)!
It’s not a run on sentense if you throw in semi-colins.
Let’s all give thanks that George Bush is President and John “Swiftboat” “Fing” Kerry is not. Let us pray!!!
@7
“would be so contrary to their vision of a Perfect (can you say 1984?) world”
This is a typo, right? Didn’t you mean 1894?
I’m thankful for the First Amendment, so we can be ready when the fascists refuse to give up power. Liberals must arm!
Reply to 11
The founding fathers certainly didn’t trust women, children, paupers, or slaves to vote. They must have known the free society they were creating for propertied white males would spawn some ignorant fucks, but counted on an enlightened majority to out-vote them. They even foresaw Diebold and DRE voting machines! — that’s why they stuck in the First Amendment and told liberals we’d better arm.
Speaking of the founding fathers, let’s never forget which side of the Revolutionary War the right-wing, royalist, conservative (they called ’em Tory in those days), troglodytes were on! Bastards.
Observer @12
Since you’re new here, let me offer a word of advice: HowCanHeBeSuchAnAss is a useless troll who was nothing worthwhile to say, and you needn’t bother replying to his numerous nefarious natterings, because nobody pays attention to him.
Isn’t this the day when all the turkeys get their heads cut off?
Oh, I almost forgot — Happy Thanksgiving, trollfucks! You have a lot to be thankful for … but most of all, be thankful Roger Rabbit is here to show you the error of your ways before it’s too late! Repent!
I also want to wish a Happy Thanksgiving to Goldy, his daughter, his dog, and all my liberal friends; may you all enjoy peace, prosperity, and happiness.
And I want to wish a Happy Thanksgiving to all the vegetables in Stefan’s garden, too! May you grow green, grow quickly, and grow lush! I don’t know where Stefan gets whatever he’s smoking, though … I don’t get a buzz like that from eating his garden … I don’t think it comes from Albertson’s, either.
So Stefan, if you win your public disclosure act lawsuit against Dean Logan and King County Records & Elections, why are you going to keep all the money for yourself and not share with the generous donors to your “legal action fund” who paid for your lawsuit? And where did you find all these gullible fools? — I’m looking for generous donors to “Roger Rabbit’s X-Box Fund.”
Hey, I almost forgot! I also want to wish a H.T. to all the turkeys who somehow got spared to continue their incoherent gobbling, especially Mr. Cynical-Irrelevant and his buddies at the BIAW, Ms. “I’ll be there” Prr, Pudwhacker, XmasGhost, Cheesy Chuckie, and all the other yahoos gathered today at the Town of Roy Municipal Trailer Park.
Observor @ 5 sez:
“Awful glad people like Mr. Cynical are around to defend Dubyah, even with the usual Royalist arrogance.”
Sorry LEFTIST PINHEADED CLOWN….I don’t defend Bush, especially his borrow, borrow and squander, squander policies!
Like most of LENIN’s USEFUL IDIOT’S you ASS/U/ME instead of pay attention. I’m a Libertarian who believes in smaller, less costly, less intrusive government…..something IDIOTS like you and Bush don’t seem to comprehend.
DUGNUT@6 sez:
“Mr Cynical wants me to be quiet because I don’t agree with him.”
AU CONTRAIRE my foolish quack.Once again, your CLOWNISH gets in the way of the facts. I have consistently encouraged CLOWNS like you to post away….and have certainly never suggested any CLOWN not post.
Your blind rage and YOUR feelings about silencing those YOU disagree with are merely projected that those who disagree with YOU must feel the same. I don’t. I think you are a CLOWN….but I certainly encourage you to keep expressing your opinions.
See Goldy—I told you the people you need to worry most about are the fanatical LEFTISTS who want to silence opposing views.
@13
I’m thankful that I’m not a bitter, self-hating, bilious old crank like ASS.
@14
“I find it a bit sad at times that we as a people have truly forgotten how special our nation really is”
Unfortunately, we’re not as special as we used to be. We’re now a nation that starts wars, tortures people, arrests dissenters, spies on its own citizens, and takes food and medical care away from poor people to give tax cuts to billionaires, not to mention the rampant corporate greed and corruption that’s running amok. Thanks for nothing, Republicans.
We now have a government of the rich, by the rich, and for the rich.
At least Mr. Cynical-Irrelevant has a funny bone, even if he is an old crank.
Rog—
Why thank you. You too are often mean & vicious….but at least you show signs of humor and stand-up for what you believe in.
You also seem to understand that allowing those you disagree with plenty of rope and free speech often helps your arguments.
You have always stood up for opposing viewpoints being expressed….unlike the other CLOWNS like rujax, Clueless dondon et al.
As you know, when opposing viewpoints are not encouraged, they eventually become discouraged, then prohibited and then what do you have.
Too many of the immature LEFTIST PINHEADS need to come to grips with that! I’ve lost track of how many times CLOWNS have said GO AWAY or GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.
LENIN’S USEFUL IDIOTS prove LENIN was wise…they are easily manipulated to further LENIN’s agenda!
Rog—
My sister-in-law brought some Rabbit Stew to Thanksgiving.
I felt kind of bad seeing those hunks of meat in a thick broth with carrots, mushrooms, onions & potatoes knowing they were probably from one of your offspring. I tried hard to stay optimistic that it wasn’t from the Rog bloodline but once I took my first bite (it was tough, grisly and tasted like shit), I knew my worst fears were realized.
My condolences to you and the Mrs……whichever of the 6000 Mrs. you impregnated with this one.
PS..Blessedly, he died a quick death….it was a clean head shot.
[Democrats at Play……Read on!!!] Clad in dark suits and bow ties, a gang of vandals strolled into two Oakland corner liquor stores late Wednesday night and then unleashed a violent attack, terrorizing the clerks, smashing displays and coolers with iron pipes. The brazen attacks were captured on videotape and thieves seemed not to care that their pictures were being recorded as they looked right into the cameras.
Comments:
They don’t want to say it, but these are muslims of the malcolm X strain.
Roger Rabbit: 11 posts, JCH: fighting to get one through the filter. Reminds me of the voting in King County.
“it was a clean head shot”
I thought that was Jeff Gannon-Guckert’s specialty? Or, sorry, that was a clean money shot.
@35
It doesn’t surprise me that your relatives feed you road kill, Cyn. Not to worry, I can ALWAYS make more bunnies!!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Speaking of in-laws, how do you know that you’re having Thanksgiving dinner in Roy, Washington?
A: You’ve been married five times and you’re still having Thanksgiving dinner with the same in-laws.
Hmmm … I think that can still be improved a little. Let’s try this version:
Q: How do you know that you’re having Thanksgiving dinner in Roy, Washington?
A: You’ve been married five times and you’re still eating a rabbit with the same in-laws.
Damn! My editor has the day off. How about:
Q: How do you know that you’re having Thanksgiving dinner in Roy, Washington?
A: You’ve been married five times and you’re still eating road kill with the same in-laws.
Speaking of dissent , they are messing with people’s comments again over at uSP. Ask Mr. Cynical, he knows.
Not sure who sent response #31 was as his cowardice did not permit his admission of his identity. But his ignorance is blatant as his bias. Dear ASSHOLE, for your information I AM a Libertarian, and cannot understand when people who share the same view of government take such liberties with what is said. It would bode well if you took the time to read before your testicles took over your brain. Are you competent to be out without your nurse?
Also thanks to Roger Rabbit et al for advising me of the low level of intellectual achievement of Mr. Cynical and HC. Seems to be epidemic among bottom feeders. To the person who was Left by the NewDemocratic Party, I understand what your name means. Actually it is the old guard which doesn’t understand the new which is messing up the Demos. Give them some time.
Rabbit,
Happy Thanksgiving!
I hope you arn’t eating too much lettuce and other chewy vegetables. We don’t want you to be too skinny!
headshot lucy—
You have absolutely ZERO sense of humor…
It is your Achilles Heel.
Your tombstone will surely read:
HERE lies HEADLESS LUCY
He died an ANGRY MAN
(Kind of like a boy named Sue)!
I understood your humor. Your rightie cohorts , however, did not and started dunning me for comments I did not make — although your clown description is getting better. The ROSETTA STONE of depressed liberal clowns is the FIRESIGN THEATERS album, “We’re All Bozos on This Bus!”
” Go ahead….Squeeze the wheeze…. People often do…”
Check it out. If you dare! D.A.R.E. ….. to think for yourself!
lucy–
I knew you were a real CLOWN when your Christmas List (oops, I mean HOLIDAY List) consisted of the following:
New Red Rubber Nose
White Pancake Make-up
Extra Thick Red Lipstick
Size 32 Black Floppy Shoes
Multi-colored extra baggy pantaloons
Klaxon Horn
Seltzer Bottle
Tiny Hybrid Car for you the the other 5 CLOWNS on this Blog to drive around the Freemount District making fools of yourselves like the Assholes you are.
Red Yarn Wig
I mean, even the slowest among us KNEW you were CLOWN when we saw this!
How was your Tofurkey???
@46
Observer — these trolls are just trying to pull your chain! Even they don’t believe the shit they post. Don’t get emotionally involved.
Just kick off your shoes, sit down at the keyboard with your favorite snack and beverage handy, and tell it like it is — they are a gang of America-hating, unpatriotic, lying, cowardly, thieving traitors.
@47
Being too skinny is not a problem! {burp} {urp} {belch} {fart}
Has anybody noticed that 2 days after Adolf Cheney called the Democrats “reprehensible,” and Rep. Jean “Foot-in-Mouth” Schmidt (Idiot-OH) called Rep. John Murtha a “coward,” for talking about withdrawing troops from Iraq — Condi is talking about withdrawing troops from Iraq?
Hmmm … does that make Condoleeza Rice a “reprehensible coward?”
Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
Cynical, one of these days, you are going to actually pick up a manual on writing english where you will find out that acronyms that you invented yourself are not valid unless you define them somewhere in your post. When you use them without reference you show that you are an idiot. FYI, I just had a 20 lb turkey. It might help if you haven’t already decided that everyone to the left of Ghengis Khan is a ‘LIBERAL PINHEAD’ and find out what folk actualy believe, but I guess your too stupid to find someones position before you decide to start calling them names. That would be too hard, right?
JCH I hope one day you actually meet a liberal. The reason I hope that is because your head will explode and I will no longer have to read your inane posts. Your straw man is broken, try actually finding out what liberals believe before you post again, idiot. Fact is the ‘liberals at play’ posts you keep making, keep turning out to be ‘conservatives at play’.
I also want to wish a Happy Thanksgiving to Goldy, his daughter, his dog, and all my liberal friends; may you all enjoy peace, prosperity, and happiness.
Comment by Roger Rabbit— 11/24/05 @ 2:22 pm
You to Wabbit and thanks to all my other unliberal friends and please don’t forget our French allies as well. Wabbit you shouldn’t forget you Republican friends, you might hirt their feelings. “God Bless”, because that expression will not be allowed in Seattle next year due to political correctness. you to Headless Lucy.
@52,
Got it, I don’t have the skinny problem either! My turkey is cooling off for tomorrow and I’m getting ready to start dessert.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion…
The donks only understand this part. The rest they conveniently forget.
Dear Cynical,
I hope you had a nice day. It was nice of the doctors to allow you access to a computer today. Maybe for Christmas they will let you use the phone!
Dug
rr @ 53
That’s gotta be the best post of 2005.
I gave thanks today for Hillary finally becoming a conservative and pissing off her left wing.
She’s now a virtual Right Wing Hawk!
While of course at the same time Bill is moving to the far left to protect what’s left of the base by making bullshit speeches condemning the War.
It was really the laugh of the day over thanksgiving dinner.
Oh Praise be the lord, we have see another Clinton reserection! Er or was that just another Clinton erection?
If this is the best the Democratic Party has bring em on!
Does the Constitution allow Bill to be the VP ?
bill@ 54 sez–
“It might help if you haven’t already decided that everyone to the left of Ghengis Khan is a ‘LIBERAL PINHEAD’”
I NEVER call any of you CLOWNS “LIBERAL Pinheads”. That’s like a pat on the back for God’s sake.
I call MOST of you LEFTIST PINHEADS, LENIN’S USEFUL IDIOTS, CLOWNS and other assorted nouns and pronouns.
bill, if the SHOE fits!!!
You don’t seem to understand the slippery slope of Marxism and Socialism…..the aftermath of “do-gooders” like yourselves.
Just look at the mess in France and Germany. Huge unemployment and massive unrest…..and it will get worse!
Let’s be like France??? Forget it.
The “slippery slope” and the inability of even the most reasonable LEFTIST to comprehend that makes you a LEFTIST PINHEAD!!! You are the same people LENIN was able to co-opt. Lenin had ZERO respect for Western LEFTISTS but he certainly used you CLOWNS in his reign of murder.
Wake-up CLOWNS!!! The road to Hell is paved with your Big Brother/Big Sister approach to regulating and micromanaging our lives and economy.
MOONBATS WEAR OUT THEIR WELCOME AGAIN!
Hevron Arabs Ask Jews For Help in Banishing Leftist Activists
http://www.israelnationalnews......3?id=93549
There is nothing more American than dissent. Unless, of course, you’re dissenting against what I think is right and just.
Just kidding…
Happy Holidays!
Goldy,
It’s too funny that you seem eager to raise the dissention flag for yourself but quickly deny it to others.
In a previous thread I noticed that you censored two of my posts.
The first pointed out the simple fact that FDR established what the left today would call american gulags and “interred” Japanese-americans and german-americans for years.
The second was a simple challenge to you to tell your fans if you agreed or disagreed with a poster that recommended the vandalism and destruction of opposing candidates campaign posters.
Tell you what, why don’t you prove to all of us what the moonbats really mean when you say “dissention” and “freedom of speech” by deleting this post too.
You moonbats are sooooo gullible.
jaybo – you’re an idiot and a loser. Go ahead and agitate for fascism all you want, and then when the majority turns a deaf ear, whine like a little baby about how “the left suppresses free speech”.
Don’t worry about your posts. They’ll be preserved for as long as Goldy wants to run this board like turds on a lawn.
Did you vote for Will Baker?
I thought the fascists’ modus-operandi was harrassement and intimidation of the opposition and censorship of opposing views?
Sounds to me like the moonbats are the modern day poster children of the old “brownshirt” movement.
Anyone want to bet me that Goldy will refuse to respond to my question regarding the vandalism and destruction of candidate advertisements?
You silence Goldy speaks volumes.
jaybo–
As Ted Smith, the anti-free speech LEFTIST PINHEADED ANARCHISTIC
sez:
“One technique that a friend used when Rick “The Whore” White ran (and lost) was to be absolutely cerain that no Rick White sign appeared anywhere within 10 miles of his home – he saw it as a civic beautification project. And yes, he knew that it was illegal, and no, he didn’t give a flying fuck. And now Jay Inslee is in Congress, Rick White is a lobbyist, and everyone is better off.
Comment by Ted Smith— 11/22/05 @ 11:08 pm”
This is telling about the Arbiters of Free Speech from the CLOWN side of aisle. I desperately want MORE air time for the LEFTIST PINHEADS like Ted. GIVE HIM MORE ROPE!!!! QUICK!
@ 68
The exact same could be said in your case, you military service avoiding, bed wetting CLOWN!!
Fuck off, you Chickenhawk.
Hey, how many times have you read Scooter Libby’s book: The Apprentice. Well, you probably don’t read the whole book, just the passages about children getting r-a-p-e-d by a bear in a cage while men look on.
What the fuck is wrong with your political leadership?
A Liberal Professor’s Idea of “Free Speech”.
Prof urges fragging of U.S. officers
‘Real freedom’ will come when American soldiers murder superiors
Posted: November 18, 2005
1:00 a.m. Eastern
(© 2005 WorldNetDaily.com)
When Rebecca Beach, a freshman at Warren Community College in New Jersey e-mailed faculty announcing a campus program yesterday featuring decorated Iraq war hero Lt. Col. Scott Rutter, the response she got from one English professor took her aback.
English professor John Daly replied: “Real freedom will come when soldiers in Iraq turn their guns on their superiors.”
Daly added that he would ask his students to boycott the event and also vowed “to expose [her] right-wing, anti-people politics until groups like [Rebecca’s] won’t dare show their face on a college campus.”
jaybo–
Between that quote and the stuff you read here at HA from the LEFTIST PINHEADS….it’s CLEAR who the promoters of Free Speech ARE NOT!!
Frankly, I think that true promoters of free speech, like Goldy & myself, Rog Rabbit and virually all of the RIGHT on this Site are beginning to understand is the biggest problem in this Country are those who wave the Peace Flag promoting tolerance & diversity with their WORDS….until the ugliness of their true intentions disseminates from the bowels of their putrid souls!
LEFTIST PINHEADED CLOWNS LOVE free speech….as long as it is uttered in a manner and content pleasing to them.
OK, I give up. I have been called a CLOWN. Somebody, please tell me what this means.
Dug
I’m greatful for Patrick Fitzgerald shedding the light of TRUTH on the evil that is conservatism.
Thank you, Mr. Fitzgerald, you’re a GREAT AMERICAN who understands the rule of law. But, more importantly, you have the power to prosecute criminals with the force of law. God Bless you.
Hey; hows the Rusted bridge wires going in Tacoma? WSDOT too busy campaigning for taxes to remember to cover the rain soaked wires?
Thanks Roger, I actually was having fun. Dickheads like Cynical and HA should not use the computer unless they have had their meds. Poor bastards, they actually think what they say makes sense. To quote one of my favorite diddys: “They’re a bunch of muckers all, damn their eyes.”
DUGOUTNUT
WHAT IS THE APPROVAL RATING FOR DEMOCRATS?
I thought the fascists’ modus-operandi was harrassement and intimidation of the opposition and censorship of opposing views?
Sorry jaybo! Like that vote suppression exercise by Sotelo wasn’t selective “harrassment and intimidation”.
Again spout all the whacky garbage you want in the King County Journal, KVI and KTTH not to mention a host of blogs – as long as you keep supporting losers like Craswell, Carlson, Nethercutt, Rossi, Vance and Irons – you will continue to advance to the fringe.
YO! Yo,
Lemme see? Democratic governor, King county exec, etc etc….
That would be more than 36 percent.
Nite.
Dug