What in the fuck is the 1515 campaign even thinking? Honestly, if your fake reason for supporting this initiative is to keep creeps out of the women’s restroom, why the fuck would you send creeps into the women’s restroom? I mean, I assume everyone on that campaign is at least a bit of a creep, but still.
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Monica Lewinsky is not supporting Hillary. Lewinsky says Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth.
Jihad Ahmed Mustafa Dhiab, a Syrian national released to Uruguay’s custody in 2014 has gone missing. So much for closing GITMO eh HA DUMMOCRETINS?
It’s absurd that people with suspected terrorist links can buy a gun in America, no questions asked. – Crooked Heilary Clinton
It’s absurd that people who exposed classified info to terrorist hackers can run for president, no questions asked. – Ben Shapiro
You or I would be in prison . . . no questions asked. – Dave Brassonez
Why did Loretta Lynch admit that the Obummer sadministration will not release the full transcipts of Omar Mateen’s calls to 911?
1) It’s the guns stooooooooooooopid
2) It ain’t about ISIS
3) Omar really didn’t mean it
4) ISIS SCHMISIS they aren’t so bad
5) What’s wrong with government censorship? That’s been going on for the last 7+ years. Did you just forget about the Iran nuclear deal censorship?
6) Josef Stalin would be proud
7) Mao Zedong would be proud
8) Karl Marx is proud
9) You have a problem with revisionist history
10) DUMMOCRETINS are LIVs and too stoooooooooooooopid to know the truth
11) The ends justifies the means
Soon to be replaced by Widespread Violence Grips The Nation.
Venezuelans Ransack Stores as Hunger Grips the Nation
CUMANÁ, Venezuela — With delivery trucks under constant attack, the nation’s food is now transported under armed guard. Soldiers stand watch over bakeries. The police fire rubber bullets at desperate mobs storming grocery stores, pharmacies and butcher shops. A 4-year-old girl was shot to death as street gangs fought over food.
Venezuela is convulsing from hunger.
Hundreds of people here in the city of Cumaná, home to one of the region’s independence heroes, marched on a supermarket in recent days, screaming for food. They forced open a large metal gate and poured inside. They snatched water, flour, cornmeal, salt, sugar, potatoes, anything they could find, leaving behind only broken freezers and overturned shelves.
And they showed that even in a country with the largest oil reserves in the world, it is possible for people to riot because there is not enough food.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06......html?_r=0
Not exactly a soft opening by NYT on this one. Wow.
Looking forward to socialist Bernie Sanders’ keynote at the DNC convention.
Timing should be about right.
@ 1
Which reminds me:
Oprah endorses Hillary Clinton: ‘It’s a seminal moment for women’
http://www.latimes.com/politic.....story.html
I’m virtually certain an editor caught it, paused, and then left it in.
Sloppy, a while back you were bleating about a coming recession and implying it was Obama’s Fault (TM).
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/.....to-wyoming
Found this interesting perspective
“Even as U.S. employers added 2.7 million workers in 2015, job cuts last year totaled 18,800 in North Dakota, 11,800 in West Virginia and 6,400 in Wyoming, according to the U.S. Labor Department. The common thread? They all have concentrations of energy companies. A 72 percent plunge in crude oil prices since a peak in June 2014 has led to lower production and firings.”
IOKIYAR
Meanwhile a libtard DUMMOCRETIN tries to purchase a gun and is REJECTED. Butt wait… there is more… he has an underlying problem! http://chicago.suntimes.com/ne.....porter-no/
Standards Schmandards The same standard applies to the public you moron because it’s federal law. The system successfully worked for you butt didn’t for Dylann Roof. So? Poor idiot Steinberg blathers on that he was denied a gun (libspeak firearm) because of his history with domestic drunken abuse, and he is rather surprised by this. And notice in the article he’s not at all embarrassed or ashamed about that little life fact. In fact you can read this moron’s book about drinking as a libtard DUMMOCRETIN… https://www.amazon.com/Drunkard-Hard-Drinking-Life-Neil-Steinberg/dp/0452295432 How can you do that to your young children?
What? A DUMMOCRETIN domestic abuser? HA DUMMOCRETINS unrighteously claim conservatives are the only abusers known to man!
@ 7
Sloppy, a while back you were bleating about a coming recession and implying it was Obama’s Fault (TM).
If you go back to what I wrote, Better, you will note that I specifically stated that a coming recession will be nobody’s fault:
We’ll be in recession by early Fall, probably a mild one, long overdue, and no one’s fault.
http://horsesass.org/june-17-o.....nt-1316235
Better, I’ve tried to be relatively nice to you as I have in the past found you to be basically innocent and well-meaning, if uninformed.
Assuming that’s the case, your comprehension skills are those of a high-school sophomore, Better. You’ve replaced Rujax at the far left side of the IQ bell curve around here.
If that’s not the case, Better, before you go attacking me, asshole, the least you could do is quote me accurately. It doesn’t take much more than a 70 IQ to cut and paste a quote, so even you have no excuse.
Time to apologize, Better. And, really, it’s past time to grow the fuck up.
@3 So we should elect your party’s even more absurd candidate instead? I mean, what’s the solution here? Keeping in mind that if, for some reason, we need a backup candidate then you may get Bernie.
@5 Yeah, the old system was better. Back then, at least the oligarchs and politicians got to eat, even if no one else did.
Happy Summer Solstice to everyone. Enjoy your week.
@10 “before you go attacking me, asshole”
Boob, you were doing so great in that comment, and then all of a sudden, you snapped. What happened? What cause you to abruptly lose it? Btw, attacking drunken wife-beater trolls is what we do for fun around here.
Well, this kid sadly won’t grow up to protect you in nightclubs from Islamic terrorists.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/pe.....-dad-yard/
@13 My week is already 178 Dow points happier, and it’s only Monday morning.
Meanwhile, Drumpf has fired his campaign manager, a sure sign the candidate isn’t happy. And who would be with his minus 70 percent approval ratings? But whose fault is that?
1515
What’s all this nonsense about the bathroom? Whether you’ve got your equipment naturally or through surgical intervention, the rules are easy:
1. If you’ve got Little Jimmy and the Twins in your pants, use the men’s room.
2. If you’ve got the Holy Tuna Taco, use the women’s room.
@18 Where did you get that from? A Cracker Jack box? I’m not trans, and don’t claim to completely understand their problems, but imposing a surgical litmus test on their bathroom use doesn’t strike me as deep thinking.
This is a biggie for gun control. SCOTUS has turned away a challenge to Connecticut’s assault weapon restrictions enacted after Sandy Hook. This suggests the 2nd Amendment doesn’t preclude gun control and also implies there’s not necessarily a constitutional right to possess military weapons.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/20/.....index.html
19
Who’s to know what a bathroom user has in his or her pants, rodent? Put it on the honor system and let the individual make his or her choice.
@20,
I think the key going forward is to take a page from opponents of reproductive rights and focus on firearms safety.
The Court has affirmed an individual right to privacy derived from the Due Process Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment. But the Court has also held that the states may cite broad public safety in imposing reasonable restrictions and other requirements on reproductive health services that implicate without unduly burdening a patient’s right to privacy.
Much of the same reasoning can be applied in the case of state and local restrictions on firearms citing broad public safety. Many of these products can be viewed as inherently unsafe as firearms and pose a significant threat to public safety. Others can be rendered safe only with modifications and with restrictions. There is obviously no Constitutional right to posses “non-sporting” military weapons. Although it has led to a quagmire of regulatory discretion and confusing rules the NFA was passed with the full support of the NRA.
I think restrictions aimed at public safety that do not unduly burden the individual right to bear “sporting arms” are only a matter of political will.
The Value of Grey Thinking
https://www.farnamstreetblog.com/2016/06/value-grey-thinking/
“War is awful but history shows it to be occasionally necessary, and a very complex phenomenon. Capitalism is enormously productive but has many limitations. Some socialist institutions actually work well in a capitalist economy, but pure socialism hasn’t tended to work at all. College has its pluses and minuses; it works for some and not for others. Support for soldiers may carry some conditions. And so on.”
I would fault too many conservatives for being unwilling to see the grey of any and every situation. Absolute thinking is easy and lazy. Liberals are guilty of this also, but a whole lot less.
Fascinating, kinder eggs, little chocolate candies with a toy inside are illegal, but assault weapons are not.
“On the other hand, the Kinder egg caused three fatalities in 40 years according to Wikipedia, which is a pretty low chance of injury considering the billions of Kinder eggs which have been sold around the world.”
http://www.independent.co.uk/l.....55273.html
Assault weapons? 50 last week.
“Time to apologize, Better. And, really, it’s past time to grow the fuck up.”
I don’t know, seems that sloppy has been getting more and more angry the closer he gets to when he was supposed to retire. He seems to get really pissed when we don’t all agree he’s right.
And this is specifically for sloppy. When you look at the body of writing you have posted here over the years, everything you write has a cheap shot insult imbedded in it.
You post about a likely recession, and then say “…no one’s fault.”? and in your very next sentence was “Sometime after the first Tuesday in November, we’ll begin to hear from the media that we’ve been in recession since early Fall.” Implying that if we are in recession, the media will cover it up until after the election.
And you whine that I’m attacking you,
You cry wolf so many times, and then you wonder why nobody trust you to tell the truth?
Obummer’s whitey house must think DUMMOCRETINS are really stoooooooooooooopid. Well they did vote for him a second time after Obummer messed up the economy so bad. https://twitter.com/kerpen/status/744920802051633152/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
This is hilariously dumbASS! What does that even mean? How is any transcript redaction serving the interests of victims and their family or their death investigation? Why does Obummer politicize everything? You’d think after the NY Times exposed Rhodes lies about the Iran nuclear deal the whitey house would react differently. NOPE! They are still using Saul Alinsky’s playbook. Why? Stooooooooooooopid DUMMOCRETINS eat this shit up! Witness the DIPSHITTIUM that comes from checkmate. Right off of left wrong libtard sites.
Everyone knows Lynch’s DoJ, under direct orders from some whitey house moron like Ben Rhodes censor Omar Mateen’s repeated pledges to the Islamic State. Then to compound the lunacy, they printed words he said in Arabic in English, changing “Allah” to “God.” It must be Lynch and gang thought people wouldn’t know what “Allah” meant! Well we do have a bunch of left wrong atheists here on HA DUMMOCRETINS!
Send in the DUMMOCRETIN KLOWNS! Wait for it…
Somebody tell that worthless racist Fuckwad troll to invest in Velcro, and get ready to be strip searched whenever he passes a LEO on the street.
Enjoy!
Did the Oregon moron babble something @27?
Bueller?
Bueller?
Decoder ring please!
Just in time to fill the vacancy created by Lewandowsi’s firing.
Cheeto Jesus will need all the help he can get.
Just kidding. It’s Florida. They won’t fire this guy. Heck, they didn’t fire him the last two times he did it.
Here’s a new take on Boob’s solution for crazed gunmen with military style high capacity assault weapons killing dozens of people in bars:
Don’t serve alcohol in bars.
@26
Because when one translates Arabic into English one should leave a single Arabic word in place because reasons.
Oh, Dios Mio = Oh, My Dios
Deo gratias = Thanks be to Deo
Gloria a Dio = Glory be to Dio (Ronnie James?)
Gott ist tot! Gott bleibt tot! Und wir haben ihn getötet!“ = Gott is dead, Gott remains Dead! And we have killed him!
Looks like Mrs. PubicHair has ordered him to delay his retirement.
In the wake of the tragic events in Orlando,
has Boob signed the petition yet?
What we need is open carry at the RepubliKKKlan convention next month. They want to fill our streets with guns but they themselves cower in fear. Let’s see what happens when all those “Good guys with guns” get together to hash out their differences.
@28,
Nice “football pass catch”
@34
Be sure to sign the petition.
Well good news for Boob and his “economics”…
Those noted socialists at Moody’s analytics are done.
Remember when downthedrain or maybe drownoutleftiststains complained there was so such thing as DUMMOCRETINS?
Well stainminion there is no such thing as RepubliKKKlan. Klansmen and Klanswomen are creations of the DUMMOCRETIN Party moron!
Butt then again, it is the dunceman who uses RepubliKKKlan! Stoooooooooopid as evah!
FACTS, the sux to DUMMOCRETINS!
Ahhh yes Oregon moron @35,
Great to see you dwelling on the TRUTH for a change. Keep at it and God may educate you yet.
CBS News reported today that an attempt to assassinate Trump was thwarted on Saturday. The suspect, who had been planning to kill Trump for about a year, obtained a ticket for a Trump rally in Las Vegas. After entering the venue, he tried to grab a police officer’s gun to shoot Trump with, but was overpowered and arrested.
@25 Maybe he needs to work to keep his mind occupied. Not me. I made $3,300 in the stock market this morning, and did no work at all. My productivity is zero. I’m totally a leech on the system. There’s a word for this … escapes me … oh yes, I remember. I’m a “capitalist.”
@32 Clearly, she’d rather have him spend time at the Supreme Court than have him underfoot at home.
Wow, it seems worser @25, has the pink lace panties all a-twisted again!
You see worser, leftist DUMMOCRETINS here have written EXACTLY as you cry about Travis’ commentary since this blog started. Since there are 30X more DUMMOCRETINS here over the years, we whom think right return mortar fire and you get upset? Maybe M777 howitzers are needed now!
Cry us a river worser!
Wow, it seems worser @25, has the pink lace panties all a-twisted again!
You see worser, leftist DUMMOCRETINS here have written EXACTLY as you cry about Travis’ commentary since this blog started. Apparently R senile commentary doesn’t register with worser. Certainly vomit producer entries generate some worser brain function? No? Since there are 30X more DUMMOCRETINS here over the years, we whom think right return mortar fire and you get upset? Maybe M777 howitzers are needed now!
Personally sarah8x cracks Puddy up! She so funny! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cry us a river worser!
It occurs to me that Puffyboot and Boobs could wake up on Nov. 9 with a major sad. They should start stocking up on liquor now, before their fellow wingnuts empty the shelves. I doubt they can handle Madam Secretary’s future promotion to Madam President without lubricant.
@44 You must be the guy who looked into the mortar tube after dropping in the round. That’s how you became headless. I don’t think we should entrust you with a howitzer. You might blow up a Starbucks.
@45
All The Liar can have is grape juice. It explains a lot about why he’s so uptight.
By the way, has anyone used the expression pwned since 2004? “I’m going to use a phrase like all those hipster-hop kids with the saggy pants and the puddin’pops and the Home Skillet.”
R senile is very senile.
Puddy isn’t headless lucy. That is a donk!
Fired a M119 howitzer quite a few times on the West Point campus many years ago R senile. Didn’t lose fingers either. Can YOU say that REMF?
Uptight checkmate?
NOPE you DOPE! Puddy as loose as evah!
@49
Your love affair with Milo is going well then?
Wow,
You really get fixated on one thing checkmate. Milo? Never had a love affair with him. Just posting the chronological TRUTH that you can’t fathom!
How is your love affair with HHTL? He likes simians like you!
In a court of law would Obummer be able to submit those redacted and modified Omar Mateen transcripts? Where are the 911 tapes? Must be embarrassed and shamed by the TRUTH! This was politically motivated. The integrity of the evidence has been compromised. What does this say for the Crooked Heilary email server investigation?
How do the families feel about this inept action? Comey told everyone a week ago Mateen pledged allegiance to ISIS and Al-Baghdadi!
The most transparent sadministration evah! http://www.slate.com/articles/.....dency.html
Obummer’s sadministration is obfuscating the TRUTH just like Josef Stalin. We now know Omar never said LGBT at all! Paul Ryan said it best… “Selectively editing this transcript is preposterous.” This sadministration is preposterous! The DoJ is preposterous!
Sux to be an Obummer loving DUMMOCRETIN!
Looks like the Cheeto Jesus campaign is melting down. El Douche is pissed that his ghoulish celebrations following the Orlando tragedy haven’t resulted in a yuuuuge poll bump. I wonder if he’ll make it to November. This is looking more and more like a Trump University style scam every day.
This book is gonna be real good.
Byrne, who was a uniformed officer, says the president personally directed officers to provide Lewinsky access to the White House for a booty call around the beginning of 1996. The president even provided Lewinsky with a top-secret phone number to reach him directly in the Oval Office. http://nypost.com/2016/06/18/m.....ed-on-her/
The article has Lewinsky’s reaction to Wee Willy Cigarman screwing Walter Mondale’s late daughter Eleanor! PRICELESS!
Gotta love when people use black lingo!
Hey everybody. Apparently the Clinton not running for office had extramarital sex. With someone named Lewinsky. No one knows about it
This will turn the campaign around. Nothing like a 20 year old story to get the job done. I mean Lewinksy is in the Urban Dictionary so clearly this is the first anyone’s heard of it?
What do you mean by cigars? This is a revelation. Cigar?
Carl did you actually read what the Sheriff said? It’s not what the Washington State Human Rights Commission stated. Here is the link:
http://www.hum.wa.gov/media/dy.....20room.pdf
If you read what the Sheriff Urquhart has the Washington Human Rights Commission supporting the bath room law. He states even transgendered women cannot use the womens locker or rest room. Nor does his statement conform to the rest of the Human Rights Commission statement.
Of course Police and Sheriff Departments like things simple, so to them the simple solution is only men in the men’s; and only women in the women’s room and if your transgender and use the bathroom that you identify with well good for you for getting away with it. As we would rather not arrest you as our faculties are strictly male and female, and you upset our orderly system.
@1 Are you inferring that the first lady also didn’t have sex with that woman?
@2 Perhaps he is in Paraguay with his girlfriend. He is there promoting the Olympics and will be in Brazil to represent Syria, will there be a Syrian team at the Olympics? Will ISIS have a team? Will their athletes show up maybe this fella?
Seems to be a good reason why all should have been turned over to civilian trial and Gimo closed. You know where they could be declared innocent and freed or found guilty. This gentleman is currently innocent of any crimes, and I doubt disappearing in Urugua is a crime. Uruguan’s claim it’s paradise so maybe this guy is simply enjoying paradise. If not and he’s joined ISIS or whatever well we got drones, and more, and the USAF will make his wife a widow unless the US Army does first.
Another checkmate train wreck in action!
What do you mean by cigars? This is a revelation. Cigar?
Really checkmate? Really? This is well known in the real world, just not DUMMOCRETIN land eh checkmate!
Under pressure from Starr, who had obtained from Lewinsky a blue dress with Clinton’s semen stain, as well as testimony from Lewinsky that the President had inserted a cigar tube into her vagina https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monica_Lewinsky
24 hour mysterious moronic moonbattic malodorous memory malady is strong in checkmate along with being an idiot!
Checkmate doesn’t understand… Crooked Heilary is complicit in all these trysts. Remember bimbo eruptions? Women abuse? How can Crooked Heilary be a wimens champeen when she worked “real hard” to keep Bill’s weenie in his pants?
DAYUM this checkmate is a real moron!
Carl did you actually read what the Sheriff said? I
Excellent question. You should have asked did Carl read it before your entreaty!
@9 Here are the FBI’s top 12 reasons why people are denied being able to buy a gun. (Does appear you have to be a US citizen to buy gun in the US legally.) http://www.guns.com/2014/02/15.....-15-years/
Looks like the reporter could appeal. Though it could be the wife or ex wife has a protection order or had one that was never removed from the system.
Nothing about being an alcoholic. Most of the categories are ones that most people would agree upon.
Though frankly if the NRA were serious about it being a right they would insist that felons should have the right restored. Instead the NRA throws them under the bus.
Anyone reading through the reasons would immediately see why the law is ineffective in stopping someone from buying a weapon and ammunition to commit a mass killing. If they have a clean record they are going to get the gun legally. They could still get arms by borrowing the arms or acquiring them illegally. The folks most unlikely to commit these kind of crimes are they ones who use the appeal process, which the reporter could.
@18 You got that wrong. You need to go watch “Some Lie it Hot” when in drag use the womens room, when in a suit and ties use the mens. (Remember the movie was made before women wore suits.
Watch the movie and talk to us afterwards.
@20 It just means the court kicked the can down the road. Since it’s only one circuit that has made a decision when another circuit court comes to a different conclusion and there is a difference of opinion between the courts then the Court would have something it will hear. Of course if Scalia were around he would have voted the court to accept.
Which could mean the court would have to deal with the issue that these are specifically the weapons the 2nd Amendment covers as one would need them if a member of the militia.
Perhaps New York, Connecticut and seven other states would do better in establishing and operating militias.
Interestingly in a more important case Sonya Sotyamore dissented the poice being about to do search and seizure in a case Scalia may have sided with her.
@5 why are you so certain that what is happening in Venezuela wouldn’t happen in a capitalist society?
@22 You are talking about fire arms here. Their basic function is to propel a projectile. That is their purpose. If they do that they are operating as designed.
You would be better off arguing the full implementation of the 2nd Amendment. Accept that it does allow the ownership of arms for war and mandates this, and that these folks need to be in the militia. After all the founders were against a standing army.
Ultimately you are going to scare the people with the firearms and well that happened before once in 1775 when a bunch of Red Devils were told to go seize the guns at Lexington and Concord.
Sloppy is such a nice guy.
Happy Summer Solstice to you too Sloppy!
@15 Puffy says that all training and learning should be done with no bullets. If they followed that rule then nobody would have got hurt.
Guns don’t kill people, people kill people, at times they even do it themselves. The same thing could have happened with a steak knife at dinner time.
@24 Only 50?!? How about in Syria? Libya? Mexico? Iraq? You number looks a little low. Looks like the weapons used worked well and as advertised. And it looks like some stock holders are happy and they want to thank you for driving sales up.
Sloppy purposely posts comments without any conviction so that he can’t be held accountable. Just a lot of hating and Tuesday morning quarterbacking.
Republicans voted today in favor of continuing the slaughter of innocent Americans by madmen and monsters.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/fo.....he-senate/
Roger Rabbit Commentary: I bet they’d pass these bills if one of them got shot.
@31 he’s just upset that Allah is a God just like his God and there can only be one real God.
Will the real God please sit down.
@37 are the people at Moody’s scientists? What do they know. I’m not a scientist so what is that word “economy”?
@32 With the court accepting fewer and fewer cases as the years go by it’s a great gig. Great hours plenty of vacation time to go rolling around in the Winnebago. Remember don’t come a knocking if the Judges camper is a rockin.
Is he more vocal during sex than when hearing cases?
@48 Whoop de doop. I fired cannons in a war. There were no REMFs on the DMZ; we were the front line. I wore an Army uniform and got Army paychecks but my buddies and I ate, slept, fought, and died with the Marines. Btw, Puffin, thank you for your (peacetime) service.
@34 Could be a very civil discussion and a disappointment top the viewing audience. Be the first time though to attract folks who watch 500 mile races. Do those folks view the races for the skill of the drivers and pit crew or for the accidents? Is an accident free race a disappointment to them?
Ain’t going to happen as the Secret Service is a bunch of party poopers who take their job all totally serious.
Wont be long before Puffy starts saying “HTTL and Checkmate sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G….I think we all no the rest.
Puffy you and Milo having a little spat? Come on, it will be all right.
@52 So now you’re an armchair lawyer? Not very good at it.
@54
I’m confused – the other day priceless was worthless and then it was pricless. Today is priceless priceless or is it worthless?
@54 If more presidents spent their time screwing interns, we’d have fewer bullshit wars.
Hey Puffy does Milo like cigars?
@65 Just amend the goddam 2nd Amendment to bring it into the 21st century. The Framers never visualized, much less authorized, private ownership of AR-15s. With the firearms they had in those days, they were lucky to hit anything, and 3 shots per minute was a ferocious rate of fire.
DUMMOCRETINS scream assault weapons
assault weapons
assault weapons
Well how about the Obummer ATF losing track of an estimated 1,700 of those assault weapons? Remember the put forth BULLSHITTIUM of the Obummer sadministration prime knee-gro Eric Holder? Two AK-47 assault rifles were recovered from the site where Real American Brian Terry died!
Nuthin from Congressional DUMMOCRETINS!
@82 Obama armed 1700 people? How many did Cabelas arm? Why aren’t you complaining about Cabelas? At least Obama didn’t arm Iranians and Latin American death squads like your hero Reagan did.
44
First, I don’t have the figure to wear lace panties, but you have not lived till you have seen how this 50 something body fills out a red Speedo.
Second did you actually read the posts or did you just react to key words? I’m not allowed to point out sloppy got his feelings hurt when i don’t give him the deference he feels he should get for endless cheap shots?
@78 Priceless and worthless are both worth whatever someone will pay for them.
Cabelas does background checks R senile.
DAYUM U BE stoooooooooooooooooooooooooopid!
First, I don’t have the figure to wear lace panties, but you have not lived till you have seen how this 50 something body fills out a red Speedo.
Thanks butt no thanks!
Puddy sticking up for Travis. You don’t like that worser?
@64 It could happen just not in the same way. I suppose we should help, but I’m not feeling all excited about that.
@70 What did you expect to happen? Though I think you are being overly dramatic for a small forest creature, that at least some in the Senate would enjoy shooting at. Run rabbit run.
One of them being shot would not move their Republican colleagues in the house.
@71 Ummm it’s the same God.
@65,
Read the NFA and get back to us.
A “firearm” could mean a fuckin’ cannon right?
So it’s pretty fucking obvious that there are some limits to the rights granted under the ammendment. You really want a machine gun you can have one. But it’s going to cost you a bunch since you can’t import one legally. And domestic manufacturers have stopped putting them into the hands of idiots since 1986. Bidding is steep and comes with substantial fees so bring your checkbook.
Since none of this is regarded as “infringing” I’m quite confident you’re full of shit.
The only thing preventing us from restricting the availability of dangerous firearms is lack of political will.
@77 I tempted to say something, but I could not figure out where he was going or exactly what he was talking about. Usually attorneys try to tell a story and support their story in the court room. Perhaps he is going with confuse the shit out of the chooser and hope for the best. IE the roll the dice court room tactics.
@59
Liar missing the point again. You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Exactly moron. You’re breathlessly waiting for a book to be released that covers what has been known for 20 years and only makes a damn bit of difference to idiots like you.
Thanks for playing. Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.
Why I’ll bet there are tens of voters who are just now realizing Bill got a hummer and Hillary didn’t dump him and now they’re taking a second look at Trump. This! ™ People will come. People will drive from quarter miles around to hear the tale of This! ™
@81 Actually I think there were some compromises made that created the 2nd amendment (as there are in the Constitution) that leaves it open to interpretation. The Federalist papers and Anti Federalist papers and other parts give us clues.
Actually Kentucky long rifles were accurate depending on the skill of the shooter. And some could load in under three minutes. Like Daniel Boone. The Civil War changed the meaning of the 2nd Amendment. Yet it was not amended then, and I doubt it will be amended now, and if it’s that amending is subject to a lot of politics. I would venture to guess any proposed amendment is DEA so we are going to have to struggle in this intentional grey area. After all one could argue the founders didn’t imagine trains, planes and automobiles which enable people to travel. I doubt they would envision a law that would in any way impede a citizens or persons ability to get on a plane and fly in the US or anywhere in the world. They would decry that as unconstitutional, and would wonder why Democrats would want to use any such list as a reason to deprive citizens of any other right.
@82 Perhaps the US government should not do entrapment. There can be downsides, and I’m not at all sure the successful cases make us at all any safer, and are just getting some low hanging fruit.
@84 mmm 50 year old body isn’t that like 60 year old body? Well some level of exaggeration or white lies are allowed. It’s Solstice so red Speedo’s are not required during merriment on this mid summer night. Please be merry!
PS You too are allowed to join in the nights merriment Puddy. All are welcome. So says the Goddess!
@91 Have they stopped putting them into the hands of corporations?
People do own cannon. Some own machine guns. Some actually know how to make guns and do so.
Personally if I fire a firearm I expect it to fire. If it does not then me and the manufacturer are going to have a chat.
The amendment says arms. That included at the time swords, armor, flintlocks, cannon, ect and anything you would need to arm a militia. What would you arm a militia today with? You could pull a funny here, but if your serious you are going to arm a militia with weapons of war.
Or do corporations have the right to own weapons as they are just wonderful? No need to limit them. No need to limit the police or government. Or part of the real problem the circular process of criminals arm, the police get more fire power, then citizens feel the need for more fire power and the circle continues. Perhaps having law enforcement on regular duty work without a firearm might get more to the heart of all this than your solution.
While I suspect Disney does have a armory at its parks it may not, It’s basic policies have worked pretty well. Guns are not allowed in the parks, but Disney expends a lot of effort in insuring a safe environment and making sure the public feels there is no need. Including the fact their security people are not armed. So I may have been wrong about Disney having guns for security in the park, still I’m positive that Disney the corporation owns guns…they definitely own fireworks. Not like they are dangerous.
So will there be calls to put users of Drones on some kind of list. Or make sure certain kinds remain in the hands of the government or corporations. For like $200 anyone can be a drone pilot, and like fly their drone around.
Anyone else enjoying the irony that the guy who tried to grab an officer’s gun and shoot Trump is an illegal alien? A white Illegal Alien. A guy from Great Britain who overstayed his visa?
Build a Wall.
How stooooooooooooooooooopid is dipshit checkmate anyway? Weally weally stooooooooooooooooooopid Puddy!
What did dipshit checkmate @55 ask about? CIGARS. What did Puddy answer with? The cigar story; from the legal record too.
What did dipshit checkmate answer with in #93? Something best described as total gibberish! Another of the famous checkmate train wrecks.
If the book doesn’t make a “damn bit of difference to” inferior thinkers on the left, then why is Crooked Heilary’s campaign already setting up damage control checkmate? It deals with Crooked Heilary’s “temperament” in volatile situations checkmate. Why are you so stooooooooooooooooooopid checkmate?
Puddy, smacking libtards like checkmate for over 10 years now!
@82 Obama armed 1700 people?
Who knows R senile. They said one person bought hundreds of them. Another bought over 50.
So can you shoot two assault rifles at the same time REMF? Or maybe you were a FOBBIT? Do tell R senile!
@100
You really don’t get it do you? Apparently the Clinton’s also have a daughter but I can’t recall her name. It must have never been mentioned anywhere.
This! ™
Yes this guy who wanted to kill Trump had obsessive compulsive disorder and anorexia.
Sounds just like a DUMMOCRETIN loving jerk to Puddy. Remove the competition at all costs because the ends always justifies the means!
Remember that deep GOP bench and the all-star Republicans selected from it?
Yeah, me neither.
“At the beginning of this month, Hillary Clinton’s campaign announced that it had raised $28 million for the month of May. Trump’s campaign said nothing…until tonight, a little more than two hours before the FEC filing deadline, when we learned that he had raised roughly $3 million for the same period, and loaned his campaign another $2 million, ending the month with a little over $1 million in the bank.”
Practice saying it trolls “Madame President Hillary Rodham-Clinton’
@97,
Back already without reading The NFA?
Well then please don’t be surprised if I simply ignore the rest of your response. If and when you ever do get around d to it you’ll learn that the Court has found no problem with restrictions of specific types of firearms related to broad public safety.
Apparently the Clinton’s also have a daughter but I can’t recall her name.
Another DIPSHITTIUM train wreck from dipshit checkmate! How is that related to anything? She’s got two grand children too.
Forgot to take your fukitol again dipshit checkmate?
@101 “Or maybe you were a FOBBIT?”
Nice try, but I volunteered for dangerous off-base duty, such as “riding shotgun” for supply truck drivers and standing guard duty at remote outposts along the McNamara Line every chance I got, and even requested transfer to infantry. The only time I pulled “in the rear” was aboard Navy hospital ships as a result of being sick or injured. Sorry, but you’ll have to find some other way to denigrate my war service, Peace Time Sailor. Keep trying, maybe you’ll come up with something that’ll stick after you’ve thrown everything else at the wall. Btw, why do you hate Vietnam Veterans?
Oh, and in answer to your question, yes I can shoot two M-16s at the same time. Just don’t stand in front of them.
We’re told America is the richest society in the history of the world, but according to Bankrate.com, 30% of Americans have no emergency savings, 63% can’t handle a $500 car repair bill, and only 28% can cover 6 months of expenses.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/ne.....y-savings/
Roger Rabbit Commentary: I’m shocked. I keep about $50,000 in cash and have enough liquid assets for 15 to 20 years of expenses if all my income stopped, which will never happen because I live on pensions, social security, dividends, royalties, and other income not subject to the vicissitudes of the economy or whims of an employer. I can’t be fired or laid off, because I don’t have a job. Remember, I’m a capitalist, not a worker.
I don’t consider myself rich, and I don’t spend like a millionaire. I exist in that middle ground where people don’t live high on the hog, but don’t worry about their bills either, and know for sure they’ll get to eat. Ahhhh. I’m not living on the Riviera, but life is still good in a backyard hammock. And I eat quite a lot, actually more than is good for me, and I’ve grown rather plump. It takes some effort to haul my carcass from one easy chair to another. Sure beats starving, though.
Another big jerk with a big gun, big ego, big wallet, and no brains.
http://www.seattletimes.com/se.....sburg-elk/
Benghazi! Benghazi! Benghazi!
Donald Trump’s Campaign Paid Trump Companies More Than $1 Million In May http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....3f8bf1fe2d
Btw, why do you hate Vietnam Veterans?
Puddy doesn’t. Good try at deflection though!
Why do you hate Christians R senile?
Why do you hate rich people?
Why do you hate doctors?
We have some close friends who were in real Vietnam firefights. One is a injured Bell UH-1 Iroquois captain shot before they reinforced the seat undercarriage.
The batshit insane loon who bravely served our country by strutting around the Cornell campus in an ROTC uniform isn’t satisfied with 49 dead. He wants all of the 53 Orlando survivors to die as well.
‘God will finish the job’: Texas pastor prays for injured Orlando survivors to die
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/0.....rs-to-die/
Notice how the goatse @113 projects hate 24×7? Puddy volunteered, won a Navy scholarship and chose to serve! What say you goatse boi?
Wonder where the goatse was over the weekend? Oh wait… it was in Dallas. Who knew it was getting its weekly goat quota. http://www.dallasnews.com/news.....upper-.ece
Headline of the day:
Trump Campaign Raised Less Money in May Than Veronica Mars Movie Kickstarter
Ouch. The trolling is strong with this one.
Does Little Hitler have a path to victory that doesn’t go through Florida? Nahhh. Better learn how to say “President Hillary Rodham Clinton,” trolls! Because the latest Florida polls are grim reading for your party’s candidate.
http://www.aol.com/article/201...../21399256/
Roger Rabbit Commentary: I wonder if this has anything to do with Drumpf’s “Look at me! Look at me!” antics after the Orlando slaughter? I suspect it does.
The loon is an ROTC dropout who never saw active duty. Now all he does is spend his days and nights spewing his hatred of America on blog threads.
@112 “We have some close friends who were in real Vietnam firefights.”
Do you call them REMFs and FOBBITs, too?
@117 It’s hard to forget how Republicans dumped on Max Cleland, John Kerry, Tammy Duckworth, and other real veterans. It’s also hard to find a Republican politician who wasn’t a fucking draft-evading coward when his time to serve came.
@112 “shot before they reinforced the seat undercarriage”
That’s why you don’t wear your flak jacket in choppers. You sit on it instead. Didn’t they teach you that in ROTC?
Here’s another tip: Ride on top of an armored personnel carrier, never inside. Better to get blown off it than shredded by RPG shrapnel bouncing off the interior walls.
And when you’re hoofing don’t forget to maintain your 5-meter intervals so the mortar round or booby trap gets only one of you.
The GOP – a party of grifters now led by the biggest grifter of them all.
“Donald Trump’s Campaign Paid Trump Companies More Than $1 Million In May”
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/.....3f8bf1fe2d
“It’s very possible that I could be the first presidential candidate to run and make money on it”
The fool loon would give Trump all his money but he already gave it to that other grifter, Ben Carson.
Don’t want to pay taxes for basic public services like fire and rescue? This is what living in a fee-for-service community is like.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/ca.....-143-bill/
“Btw, why do you hate Vietnam Veterans?
Puddy doesn’t.”
The hate-filled, self-loathing loon, who was too much a coward to ever serve, asks a Vietnam veteran who he hates, why that veteran hates Vietnam vets! And he pulls this lame shit while claiming that he doesn’t hate Vietnam vets!
What a stupid hate-filled loon!
Hmmm, I see in a CBS News story this morning that Seattle attorney Rita Bender is the widow of Michael Schwerner, one of the three civil rights workers murdered by the Ku Klux Klan in Mississippi in 1964.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/mi.....-51-years/
Republican politician calls for “Final Solution”.
Oklahoma Lawmaker Shares Article Arguing Islam Isn’t A Religion, Calls For ‘Final Solution’
http://thinkprogress.org/polit.....-solution/
@123 The operative word here is “stupid.” It’s difficult to be judgmental, because he really doesn’t know better, in the same sense as a tree branch falling on a baby stroller.
Wow QPPS @123 is hate spewing 24×7 again. Did QPPS volunteer? Puddy did. Puddy won a Navy scholarship! Had to have brains QPPS. Puddy didn’t quit. The military gave Puddy honorable discharge after basketball injury. Sux to be QPPS stooooooooooooooooopid; a new level of stooooooooooooooooopid! All you proved here is BULLSHITTIUM flows from your fingers. That’s why Puddy qualifies for veterans loans, etc. If Puddy quit, then those emails from military orgs wouldn’t arrive in the PuddyMail system ya moron! BTW Puddy’s draft number was 100. Prime real estate.
That’s why you hate Puddy! Smarter, better at arguments, doesn’t repeat Puddyself in each post as QPPS does. A regular broken record. Like re-run, the care databaze dealin’ cretin! Puddy respects Real American fly over country. Doesn’t hate Puddyself as QPPS hates itself. QPPS, a real coward from the military.
Didin’t your Dallas goat shooting take care of your weekend goatse moment goatse?
@127
The problem is you have been confirmed as a liar so none of what you typed there has value. On the internet no one knows you’re a dog.
I heard that
PiddlesThe Liar was an ROTC washout and I’ve seen only his self-proclaimed rebuttal. How do I know he didn’t washout because of a papercut? It’s been said that he washed out with a papercut? It really isn’t for me to judge if he was in the Navy. He says he was but I have seen no evidence for or against it. It’s been shown repeatedly that he overstates and lies about some things so how are we to evaluate this?Again, I’m not saying he was never near a swiftboat and couldn’t hit water if he fell overboard but I’ve heard others say that and they seem like trustworthy people.
The jury is still out on science.
Do you call them REMFs and FOBBITs, too?
Ummm no R senile. Since three of them have Army war wounds (read Purple Hearts) and the fourth was Navy, NOPE! They paid their price. Jim took one in the crotch as a Huey pilot. Flak jacket be damned R senile! Seems flak jackets don’t stop AA fire too well.
Puddy met some Tuskegee Airmen one night after their WA DC gathering a few years ago. Puddy wished Puddy had more time to spend with them that evening. Handsome proud black gentlemen, the kind QPPS and vomit producer hates 24×7!
@123 puddy is attempting to use the loaded question fallacy where he asks a question with a presumption built into it so that it couldn’t be answered without appearing guilty.
https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/loaded-question
puddy cannot counter the argument with logic and facts so he’s trying to shoot squid ink and change the subject.
The problem is you have been confirmed as a liar so none of what you typed there has value.
Speaking about yourself again checkmate? Since we know checkmate was a coward too and didn’t volunteer go ahead and jump on too! Puddy has the DD-214 honorable discharge papers. What does checkmate have butt an internet presence? Wanna see the knee sometime at a Drunken Libtard? Already shown it once when there. You can touch the scars checkmate!
Keep going checkmate. Another self checkmate checkmate!
worser, you are one of the biggest logical fallacies here! Did you volunteer worser? Or were you a military coward as suspected?
Keep crying the river fool!
He says he was but I have seen no evidence for or against it. It’s been shown repeatedly that he overstates and lies about some things so how are we to evaluate this?
Another Mike Rogers moment checkmate? No one can evaluate anything you leave! Why? No links? checkmate creates strawmen out of thin air! When caught like above checkmate changes the subject. Have you counted the train wrecks in each thread from checkmate? Then when caught on that checkmate will attack the messenger as Saul Alinsky rules 7-9 teach.
Your pettiness comes through like a light house light through a foggy night! Sux to be checkmate!
In other news Crooked Heilary attacked Donald Trump on the economy. What Crooked Heilary doesn’t want you to know is the sub-prime mortgage problem started with Jimmie Caaaarrrhter and continued with her husband!
Then Crooked Heilary took $21,000,000 from these sub-prime lenders as speaking fees. Imagine that!
Trump will remind everyone of that!
If the DoJ spent half as much time investigating as they do covering up for Obummer, they would be an efficient agency
Ruh-Roh…
“Member how that tough talk on Terra by Trump was going to capitalize on the Orlando shootings and terra incidents can only help his campaign.
Well maybe not so much. Quinnipiac has a new Florida poll taken during and just after the event in Orlando. Trumpy went from down a point in the same poll to down 8 points in just over a month.
Did I mention that Trump can’t possibly win without Florida AND Ohio? I’ve got HRC at 297 EVs and that while generously giving Texas and Pennsylvania and Ohio to Trump and none of those are looking very good for him.
Time is getting short for Trump and he’s got no money for ads and no money for GOTV. The RNC is needing to reach into their own pockets to have a convention as the traditional corporate donorship is jumping ship which means less money for down ballot candidates…
Man, Trump is my hero.
132. When i was of military age, the military did not accept gay men.
How does my military service have any bearing on your use of logical fallacies to avoid having to justify your positions?
You know it doesn’t. More squid ink.
Just another crooked DUMMOCRETIN…http://www.politico.com/story/.....ges-224605
Fattah, 59, had been charged with bribery, racketeering, money laundering, bank fraud, mail and wire fraud, and filing false statements as part of a years-long criminal scheme that even included Fattah lobbying President Barack Obama for an appointment for one of his alleged co-conspirators. Fattah was found guilty on all charges.
Nothing new here. Just another day in the world of DUMMOCRETIN politics! So will Pelosi kick him out? Will R senile’s words hold true about DUMMOCRETINS policing their own? We’ll see about that!
@131 & 133
Good to see that I’m still fully in your head. It’s great that a troll can’t see when he’s being trolled.
You say you volunteered and you say the knee injury is from Basketball. Now I wouldn’t say this but it’s been said that
PiddlesThe Liar blew out his knee tripping over his pants while chasing a goat. Now I wouldn’t say that but it’s been said by other people.It’s been said he has some papers. Would those be long form papers? They don’t count unless they’re long form and I’ve seen how you can generate papers on photoshop. Who is to say if
PiddlesThe Liar ever actually served? There are those who say he was a desk jockey in peacetime but no one really knows. A Liar just asks everyone to take their word for it so you might want to question things like that.132. When i was of military age, the military did not accept gay men.
Now there is squid ink if ever there was some. 32 years ago you were 18 in 1984. So you were so gay that it was front and center on your forehead worser? Was it the way you talked or the way you walked? Tell everyone all about it!
Logical fallacy? That’s R senile’s calling card. You never call R senile on any logical fallacy!
Hence forked tongue. Talk to the hand moron!
See ya! Sux to be worser. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAABLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Good to see that I’m still fully in your head. It’s great that a troll can’t see when he’s being trolled.
Trolled dipshit checkmate? Another TRAIN WRECK from dipshit checkmate. Got its ASS handed to itself so bad now has to change the argument again. Who is who’s head again? Four train wrecks this thread alone.
The knee has been shown at a DRUNKEN LIBTARD dipshit checkmate. Wasn’t broken over your goat dipshit checkmate. Although everyone can see you are really into that animal husbandry degree dipshit checkmate. REALLY into it! Revert to goats when the argument is lost eh dipshit checkmate?
Now onto serving. Puddy doesn’t have to prove to you anything dipshit checkmate. Since you cowardly ran from military service all you have is the blather from your fingers. Sux to be you!
Troll on fool! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAABLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Meanwhile another great black hereo will be honored much to the chagrin of the vomit producer and QPPS. Slain Hero ZAEVION DOBSON To Receive ESPY’s Arthur Ashe Courage Award in July!
You can read all about it through Google! And you can read about his killer here… http://wate.com/2016/01/29/man.....-in-court/
Another gang banger that Congressional DUMMOCRETINS will not want to discuss!
So worser is this what you were afraid of… From WikiPedia
To regulate homosexuality in the U.S. military, physical exams and interviews were used to spot men with effeminate characteristics during recruitment. Many soldiers accused of homosexual behavior were discharged for being “sexual psychopaths”, although, the number of discharges greatly decreased during war-time efforts.[17]
@127 “The military gave Puddy honorable discharge after basketball injury.”
Play the brass band for this man. He’s a hero.
@103
“Remove the competition at all costs because the ends always justifies the means!’
A dead Drumpf, prior to the election, Would be doing the GOP a favor.
@128,
not a paper cut. An intramural sports injury.
I’m pretty sure it was awarded a purple heart for that one.
Oh the weeping and cries of anguish that were heard on that day, when a great war hero fell in service to his country dropping yet another “football pass catch”.
Yup.
@128 “couldn’t hit water if he fell overboard”
I wondered if maybe he fell off a yardarm and landed on his head.
@129 “Seems flak jackets don’t stop AA fire too well.”
You use what you’ve got. It’s thicker than trousers.
@141
BwaHaHa
For anyone not in the know. There were two members of Congress many years ago named Mike Rogers. I once pulled the bio of the wrong one and then admitted my mistake. When
PiddlesThe Liar has nothing else to go with he falls back to a mistake I freely admit to making. In fact, I’m proud of may ability to understand when I’m wrong.But in the meantime,
PiddlesThe Liar called me a coward. Damn, that hurts. Gonna need to take my Ambien tonight to keep from losing sleep.Now I wasn’t there but the guy who told me
PiddlesThe Liar was trying to chase down a goat for purely scientific reasons and not self pleasure seems like a reasonable fellow so I can’t really say for sure it DIDN’T happen.@129 Just curious why you’re calling me a REMF and a FOBBIT …
@145,
it’d do the party more good if he dropped out before the convention. As it is, most of the party’s past glories will be sitting Cleveland out. And any rising stars with enough sense to go the distance will stay far, far away. That leaves them with a very thin and rather crippled field for 2020. All the worse if Cheeto Jesus decides to run again in four years. And why wouldn’t he? He’s probably made more money in the last twelve months than he has since he bankrupted his way out of Atlantic City.
Consider the prospect of a Republican 2020 primary featuring Rubio, Cruz, Fiorina, Chris Christie and Cheeto Jesus. He’ll win it again walking away and make even more money than this year.
R senile @150
Because it fits your narratives here. Go back and reread your military discussion on the blog. REMF fit perfectly. FOBBIT was something Puddy learned from those DUMMOCRETINS who claimed to be CMoH winners who weren’t!
BTW one of my techs has a rebuilt titanium shoulder and hip from Desert Storm. On certain days you can hear the squeaks. He was also a Special Forces HALO Parachutist. John and Puddy will always be friend forever since Puddy got him his job on Puddy’s team!
@131 “You can touch the scars checkmate!”
What do you tell people when you show off your scars? That you got those in a POW camp? I know a guy who was wounded 3 times in the Pacific, the last time in the head, was invalided out in ’44, and hid his scars to reenlist for Korea. I’d rather share a foxhole with him than you.
“Handsome proud black gentleme”
Did you offer him a cigar or did you think Mikos would get upset?
@136 The RNC will need every nickel they’ve got just to pay for security to protect their own delegates from each other.
I once pulled the bio of the wrong one and then admitted my mistake.
After many days of being cajoled by many conservatives here dipshit checkmate finally admitted to it. Begrudgingly! Why? Because the real Mike Rogers was identified by his home district location through a PuddyLink. Did dipshit checkmate look it up before farting DIPSHITTIUM? NOPE!
So yes you were a military coward. The knee is still deformed up to this day dipshit checkmate. Your goat wasn’t any where to be found in those days. Today you animal husband all your goats. Keeping them near to your heart eh?
What do you tell people when you show off your scars?
Ask them at DRUNKEN LIBTARDS R senile. They can tell you!
@141 “The knee has been shown at a DRUNKEN LIBTARD dipshit checkmate.”
You’re the only “veteran” I know who brags about his service injuries. See @153 again.
not a paper cut. An intramural sports injury.
I’m pretty sure it was awarded a purple heart for that one.
Back to the football analogy again Oregon moron? That one was a real thorn in the side eh stone fingers? Now you are using IT? Can’t think of anything new?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAABLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
@143 “the number of discharges greatly decreased during war-time efforts”
That must explain how my gay uncle got to the Korea battlefields in an Army uniform. The fact is, lots of gay people have fought in our country’s wars. They merely had to lie about what they were and get away with it. And not screw up their knees playing basketball.
“a Navy scholarship!”
“The military gave Puddy honorable discharge after basketball injury.”
Perhaps we should salute the loon for his sacrifice on the court and his ability to profit from ROTC and then show up years later and, wearing the blood shed by others as his own badge of courage, brag about how he served our nation. Then in a display of the quality of courage and character it takes to pull that shit off, he seeks admiration for falsely accusing a veteran of war of hating vets.
No, it doesn’t balls do that. You just gotta be a fucking loon!
@145 Clearly, Drumpf is more valuable to Democrats alive than dead, but even if he weren’t, we wouldn’t wish for the latter. Rather, we wish him a long and happy retirement, with several more trophy wives in his future.
QPPS,
Still running away from being a military coward too? R senile does despise vets. Look at what R senile said about conservative Chris Kyle QPPS? Or Robert O’Neill the conservative navy seal who killed Bin Laden. Google it fool!
Blood shed for others QPPS? Puddy honors those who served. Puddy wanted to serve with the whole crew we were in school. 15 of us were in all the same undergraduate classes ya moron. Navy scholarships forced us to take specific courses. Our chosen MOS was nuclear subs QPPS. Puddy barely made the height requirements. Almost too tall for subs. Butt that’s their standards something you never chose to do QPPS.
24 hour mysterious moronic moonbattic malodorous memory malady is strong in QPPS!
@152 “those DUMMOCRETINS who claimed to be CMoH winners who weren’t!”
And who would they be, pray tell? As I recall, all of the recent MOH recipients (you don’t “win” the MOH, you receive it) in Congress have been Democrats — Kerrey and Inouye come to mind. Which isn’t surprising as we now have an entire generation of Republican politicians who were draft dodgers.
For what it’s worth, one of my buddies received the MOH for using his body to shield his companions from an enemy grenade. Not quite the same thing as a basketball injury. You see, Piddles, I served in a combat outfit in a war and my buddies were getting shot and blown to bits. Where I served it was hard to get hurt playing basketball because we didn’t have a basketball court nor did we have time for basketball.
@156
See the Liar can’t help himself. An hour or so becomes “a Couple days of cajoling.”
Twisting a knee walking down some stairs becomes “Honorably Discharged.” On Campus ROTC becomes “Full military enlistment.”
And yet a guy who passes off right wing nutjob sites as “Liberal Wikipedia” has gone nearly a month without admitting that he lied about it and got caught.
Apparently there is a database somewhere you could look this up if you ask someone else to do the work for you.
Military service is not in my biography. I had other priorities.
Good to know I’m still in you’re head.
@152 But just for fun, let’s say “REMF” and “FOBBIT” fits my narrative, as you put it, then what should we call a ROTC cadet who never deployed farther afield than a stateside basketball court? You don’t even qualify to be a REMF or FOBBIT.
It looks like the hate-filled loon might break his world head explosion record of 74 in a single thread.
@167 He’s having a bad day in the HA comment threads for sure.
WHo was talking about congressional CMoH winners R senile? Puddy brought up the fake ones who are FOBBITS!
These are recent living recipients:
BYERS, JR., EDWARD C.
CARPENTER, WILLIAM KYLE
GROBERG, FLORENT A.
CARTER, TY M.
GIUNTA, SALVATORE A.
MEYER, DAKOTA – One R senile really dissed because of his interactions with Sarah Palin’s daughter. Didn’t checkmate pile on here too? Why does R senile hate these military heroes? Cuz they be conservative!
PETRY, LEROY A.
PITTS, RYAN M.
SWENSON, WILLIAM D.
WHITE, KYLE J.
If they come out as conservative soldiers like the ones who told the world about the real Bowe Berghdahl, R senile hated them checkmate!
FACTS sux eh checkmate?
@156 “The knee is still deformed up to this day”
I would argue that knee is the least deformed part of your anatomy.
Ahhh yes R senile, there is a difference between your libtard ASSwipes here on this blog who chose to run than attempt to serve. Puddy willingly signed on the bottom line, took the pledge to honor and uphold the constitution and follow orders. Then another path occurred and was discharged. Puddy’s sister and brother-in-law invited Puddy to Naval Amphibious Base Coronado in the early 1970s. Fell in love with the place. He was a CWO4 as stated on this blog before.
Bad day R senile? NOPE you DOPE! It’s amazing how you agree with a coward who chose not to sign on the line to put his body in harms way.
@157 “Ask them at DRUNKEN LIBTARDS R senile. They can tell you!”
I haven’t been to DL for a while. Does anybody here who attends DL want to answer this? Does Piddles ever show up at DL? What does he say about his scars? Does his story change after he’s had a few? Does he get closer to a combat zone with each successive beer?
@169
What else do all of the people on that list have in common.
A: None of them will tell you how brave they are to hurt themselves and washout in a non-training non-combat environment.
It has been said that it was self inflicted. He got the letter ordering him to report to an actual bass so then he stepped on the ball. I didn’t say that. It’s just what I heard and who is to say if it’s true.
Sux (sic) to be you.
Who is who’s head again dipshit checkmate. Seems you responded in #128 first. So as all can see Puddy occupies much of the space in that femtometer sized single cell you call a “brain” dipshit checkmate!
Twisting a knee walking down some stairs becomes “Honorably Discharged.” On Campus ROTC becomes “Full military enlistment.”
And the train wrecks keep on coming from dipshit checkmate. Now notice how it covers up for the Mike Rogers faux pas! The real Mike Rogers was in the link dipshit checkmate!
Puddy is quite sure the salt mining fetid clueless monomaniacal yellowishleakingbuttspigot arschloch jackASS will be posting the link soon enough to rescue dipshit checkmate!
Wait for it…
So dipshit checkmate where are your DD-214 papers? “Military service is not in my biography. I had other priorities.” Oh really dipshit checkmate? So leave your freedom to others eh checkmate? No wonder calling ISIS what it is doesn’t matter to you eh dipshit checkmate? Oh you never signed up? Didn’t qualify for the Navy scholarship dipshit checkmate?
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Sux to be dipshit checkmate… dispenser of the DIPSHITTIUM element!
@165,
It’s been caught lying so many times in these threads it’s TNTC.
Hasn’t changed one bit. For all the hundreds of times it has been clearly demonstrated to be either completely wrong, or lying, or both, it has never once recanted or even revised any of it’s bullshit. Whenever it get’s caught lying it scrambles to change the subject and if that doesn’t work it goes quiet for a couple of days only to reappear denying any of it ever happened. Why do you bother?
Oh The Bern delivered by checkmate @173.
Remember checkmate as you said… you had other priorities.
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@169 Inouye is dead now, but is there some reason you left Kerrey off that list? Not recent enough for you?
As for Meyer, you don’t have to be smart to earn the MOH, only brave, and he is that. If he wants to marry Palin’s fucked up daughter, that’s his business. If he wants to be a Republican, that’s his privilege. I wouldn’t vote for him, but I honor his heroism. They’re two different things.
Oh R senile,
It’s already been established that Puddy has been to five DRUNKEN LIBTARDS over the years. Puddy paid Goldy money for his blog upkeep in front of a whole bunch of libtard peeps one night!
Sux to be you!
@171 “Then another path occurred and was discharged.”
Lucky you. The average Vietnam grunt had to get shot three times to get a rear area assignment. Your fellow sailor, John Kerry, had to listen to a bunch of rightwing assholes question his three Purple Hearts earned in the steaming swamps of the Mekong Delta. Nothing is too low for Republicans to stoop to when politics is involved.
As for Meyer, you don’t have to be smart to earn the MOH, only brave, and he is that. If he wants to marry Palin’s fucked up daughter, that’s his business. If he wants to be a Republican, that’s his privilege. I wouldn’t vote for him, but I honor his heroism. They’re two different things.
Oh now you temper your comments. You were much more virulent back them R senile!
@173 What a real life MOH recipient usually tells you is that he served with people who deserve the medal far more than he does. They’re the ones who didn’t come home.
@174 I have a DD-214, but don’t feel a need to frame it and hang it up on HA for everyone to see. I know what I did.
“Military service is not in my biography. I had other priorities.”
– Republican Vice President and Nationally Honored “Conservative” Hero Dick Cheney, (ret.)
I’m not sure if that is a quote from his stirring memoir In My Time or if from his testimony to be confirmed as Bush 42’s Sec Def. Either way, brings a tear to any true patriot’s eye.
@178 “Puddy paid Goldy money for his blog upkeep in front of a whole bunch of libtard peeps one night!”
I’ve lost track of how many times I quietly sent money to Goldy for his blog upkeep through the blog link, and I feel no need to remind everyone about it here in the blog threads.
@174
In which we see a “Soldier of Fiction” losing his shit.
When you get together with your old Navy pals do you swap stories of that horrible night when Kappa Kappa Gama had you pinned down on the south side of the quad with their loud popular music? Or was it the night you bravely fought back against the Campus Vegetarians for Jesus in a hail of bubble cannon fire? It’s amazing any of you made it back to your dorm rooms alive.
You almost gotta feel sorry for a compulsive braggart whose golden opportunity to become a war hero was cut short by a basketball injury.
Train wreck #6 dipshit checkmate.
Keep changing the topic. Vivid imagination from someone who freely dispenses DIPSHITTIUM all over the place.
And wrong fraternity checkmate.
Sux to be dipshit checkmate! Smells from 25 miles away!!!!!
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@183
Yes, I thought it was a pretty damn obvious cultural reference.
Now that I’m thinking about it, in my HS Graduating class of 300 or so I know of only one who went into the military. USAF Academy. He was a smart kid. Flies 777s for United now.
@185,
if it was Cornell, don’t discount the extreme peril of dodging cow pies crossing the quad from Warren to the dining hall.
@187
Oh so it was a different sorority who had you pinned down in the quad? Big of you to admit that such brave soldiers were afraid of sorority girls.
Wrong again R senile. @186.
It was you who bragged how you were a vietnam vet. Wanna see all the times you said it? It’s so easy to Google it. Puddy don’t need no crazed databaze. Did you forget all your JCH attacks over the years?
Puddy didn’t bring up ROTC. You DUMMOCRETINS did. So Puddy responded. You have real problems following threads R senile. Senility has gotten worse!
@188,
Yeah, but remember this is a lying racist Fuckwad you’re talking to. Nothing is obvious enough for that imbecile.
Ahhh yes those white sorority girls checkmate. All those white wimens wanting a black guy. Those were the days!
Thanks for the reminder!
Thanks Oregon moron.
You really are the best! And right on time Puddy may add! Smegma at its best!
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Now that I’m thinking about it, in my HS Graduating class of 300 or so I know of only one who went into the military.
13 of us willingly joined from 230+ checkmate!
Another newsflash from the Nobody Could Have Foreseen This desk:
Remember that book that the imbecile was so excited about yesterday?
Big surprise! Turns out it was written by another gigantic liar.
Let the yawning commence.
Warren to the dining hall.
Sorry to burst your bubble Oregon moron. Puddy never went to Warren Hall. Butt it must mean you had fond memories of the cow pies and your artificial insemination turns on goats at Morrison Hall and the Large Animal Research and Teaching Unit!
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Not a problem!
He can do it all by winning New York and California.
It’s gonna be terrific!
Saying it’s “a false narrative” isn’t the same as saying it isn’t true.
@140. Puddy, As usual, you wrongly equate being gay with being effeminate. Being gay is who you are attracted to, who you love.
Also, You are suffering from massive selective amnesia about how bad it was for gay men back then. As soon as I told any of my squad, after they said Kathleen Turner and Sylvia Kristel were hot, that I though Denzil Washington and Robby Benson were also hot, I would have been kicked out at the very least. The only way I could have been in the military was if I lied about my sexuality, and I didn’t want to be a liar. Maybe that works for you, but I don’t like living a lie.
“January 16, 1981 – The Department of Defense issues Directive 1332.14, stating that “homosexuality is incompatible with military service” and that any service member who has “engaged in, has attempted to engage in, or has solicited another to engage in a homosexual act” will face mandatory discharge. The directive will be reissued with updates in 1982, 1993 and 2008.”
I await your apology.
Senators have reached a deal on a compromise bill to keep guns out of terrorist hands.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/se.....ying-guns/
Roger Rabbit Commentary: What do you wanna bet House Republicans torpedo it?
@201,
It has to make it past a Senate vote possibly on Thursday, first.
Hell, McConnell the lazy fuck might not even bother to schedule the vote. And given the lineup of Senate sponsors, I have my doubts they can get the 60 votes needed under the rules. 51 to 49 is my best guess. Blame the GOP. They are literally killing us.
What’s is there to apologize for worser? Were you brazenly displaying it for all to view? That was Puddy’s question.
You NEVER answered it. All you are doing are throwing up innuendos and subtle word tricks! Then you cry ‘where’s my apology’?
You are suffering from massive selective amnesia about how bad it was for gay men back then.
NOPE! Puddy was around then. Puddy worked next to a homosexual in college. Another was a pure lesbian. She let you know she wasn’t into guys but her roommate was! And that grated her immensely especially when the sock was on the door! Five were hetero and two screwed their way out of school! That was sad. Another worker was bisexual. The bisexual guy was the effeminate one while the fully homosexual one was the manly man! You only knew because of what we saw at a well known bar downtown.
So you must have decided to be blatant in your expressions. Hence you iced yourself. Just like Jerry Smith hid it in the NFL when being gay was not popular. If you wanted to be in you could have.
@201,
so Collins says that in her meeting with McConnell he promised her a vote. Wouldn’t say when.
Now given his track record for weak leadership and going back on agreements with even members of his own party, I’d take that with a grain of salt. The NRA is going to have something to say about this first. And they may want to spend a few days or even weeks setting the table first. So even if Collins and her team get a vote, it might not be until after the cowardly gun humpers have had plenty of time to cry about “due process” on television and the really violent crazies have vented their spleens on AM radio for at least a week or so. By then, we’ll have forgotten about Orlando and we’ll have grown tired of the NRA fueled pissing and moaning. So when Collins only gets six or seven Republicans to cross the aisle, we won’t necessarily be ready to punish the other 47.
But those 47 will have blood on their hands. Probably sooner than we’d like to admit.
Hey Oregon moron… The AFAUSSS letter from the group of former Secret Service agents suggested Byrne was lying without actually identifying a specific lie Byrne has told. This is the standard Clinton Crime Family cover-up. They should be telling the world what lies were told by Byrne.
The account of Clinton doing Mondale in the oval orifice isn’t dismissed as they claim either. All they said was he was a low level guy.
The Politico is another left wrong e-rag in the DUMMOCRETIN side of the aisle!
Very interesting that the WA Post is dealing with this issue as it wrote the article. https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/new-tool-to-take-down-terrorism-images-online-spurs-debate-on-what-constitutes-extremist-content/2016/06/20/0ca4f73a-3492-11e6-8758-d58e76e11b12_story.html
That’s just so sad that it can’t read.
Social promotion is what they used to call it. Moving these kids along from grade to grade, year after year regardless of competency.
Until one day it winds up a CWO4, still unable to read.
Or so we must assume. Since it is clear from it’s comments that it cannot read for comprehension.
It wasn’t immediately clear why King opposed the redesign, and his office did not immediately respond to messages.
Maybe because she wasn’t a white man?
Naaah. Couldn’t be that.
Turns out there a perfectly reasonable explanation for why the Cheeto Jesus campaign is out of money already:
The Trumps have stripped money out of the campaign to prop up his failing businesses.
Who else is going to pay for Ivanka’s anal bleaching or Donald Jr.’s twice daily facials?
Nice take-down of The Donald by Hillary today. “Every Trump book ends with Chapter 11.”
The loon’s head will explode again.
It’s alright. These aren’t the terrorists you’re looking for.
He can go about his business.
Move along.
So Hillary says today, “We have to keep his itty-bitty hands off our economy!”
Just kidding. It would have been funny, though.
@212,
I think one of the prime time slots for Philly should be set aside for a comedian to just riff on Cheeto Jesus.
An opportunity like this one may not come along again for many years.
Then again, this just might be the way of it with Republicans from now on. I hope we never get tired of laughing at them.
Ouch! Ed Rollins, top Republican strategist for Great America PAC, tells The Washington Post that Trump needs to sell some golf courses. That strikes me as an excellent way of saying “Fuck you, Donald”.
“He can either start writing checks and selling some buildings and golf courses or get on the phones and talk to donors,” Rollins bluntly says. “Big donors just don’t want to give money unless they have the opportunity to talk to the candidate, hear what your positions are. There’s just been a failure from start-to-finish on the fundraising side.”
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/0.....trump-pac/
So, if Cheeto Jesus even has a problem with Methodists, what’s he gonna do about Seventh Day Adventists?
Another newsflash from the Nobody Could Have Foreseen This desk:
In addition to siphoning of at least 20% of the campaign fund for his family and to prop up his other failing businesses, Cheeto Jesus is paying himself a salary out of the campaign!
That is absolutely hilarious! These “conservative” imbeciles who strut around constantly bragging about their supreme financial prowess are being robbed in broad daylight by an oily hustler wearing cubic zirconia and counterfeit Brioni.
Well, the orange jury is in. And the verdict of Cheeto Jesus is that with all their advantages, there can be no excuse for an educated Black not to rise straight to the top and win it all.
Huh! No love lost for Trump at Redstate. Not in the post or comments.
“Trump’s Dead Broke Campaign Has Been Paying Trump’s Companies (And Trump’s Family) A Lot Of Money”
http://www.redstate.com/leon_h.....lot-money/
@218,
“The RedState is another left wrong e-rag in the DUMMOCRETIN side of the aisle!” (or words to that effect – lather, rinse, repeat; punch yourself in the face; set your hair on fire; perform a Satanic ritual over the dead corpse of Monicagate )
@218,
just remember: all of that is perfectly legal.
Sensible? Not so much.
But for all their whinging and pearl clutching, the Cheeto Jesus voters commenting on RedState have only themselves to blame. They pioneered this modern system of professional campaign grift. It’s the single biggest reason the Republican Party started this charade of a primary with 21 candidates. And it’s entirely the reason they are stuck with Cheeto Jesus. They got behind this con man and drove him into the convention on a gilded chariot adorned with flowers. They can’t go the distance without big donors. And most of the big donors are turning off their phones – if Cheeto Jesus could even be bothered to call.
Remember Republicans: No Ragrets!
If I was inclined to feel sorry for any of Cheeto Jesus’ enablers (and I’m most definitely not) I’d feel sorry for the little vendors. Caterers, event promoters, suppliers, and small contractors. They ought to have known better. And by now they all must. While el Douche will pay himself, his family, and his companies promptly and in full, he’s going to screw those poor idiots into the ground. Richly deserved if you ask me.
I think it’s time for a #TrumpSoPoor thread.
Whadya say Carl?
Could be fun, no?
Here’s mine:
#TrumpSoPoor even Republicans are willing to give him welfare.
@221 I wouldn’t sell him a cupcake on credit.
Having puddy straightsplaining how accepting the world was toward gay people in the 1980s, because puddy had a couple of gay acquaintances, it must be like a white guy pontificating to a black person about how easy blacks had it in the 1950s.
Puddy, you weren’t there and you aren’t gay. You have no clue.
but don’t let that stop you from continuing to tell me how I should have lived a lie in the military.
@140 The Army drafted plenty of gay men. Often allowed them to reenlist and only seemed to have a problem when they got close to their 20.
@160 Hell some of them told the truth and the draft board didn’t believe them.
@178 So what do you do with a drunken sailor?
@221 The smart ones will just tell him cash on the barrelhead. Guess he may be hearing more of that. Guess he will hear it even more as either President Trump or the man formerly known as Candidate Trump. Personally if you are in business doing work for a politician of either party cash on the barrel head may not be a bad policy unless you can afford to see the money walk away.